Nostr notes by The Babylon Bee

Spooky! Lori Lightfoot Dresses Up As Lori Lightfoot ...

2024-10-30T06:55:35Z

Spooky! Lori Lightfoot Dresses Up As Lori Lightfoot https://t.co/nTR2qMBXjw https://t.co/RfoWcJz6EH

Nation Takes Solace In Fact That No Matter Who Wins Election, The ...

2024-10-29T23:55:02Z

Nation Takes Solace In Fact That No Matter Who Wins Election, The Political Text Messages Will Stop https://t.co/NmTikSvwgQ https://t.co/f4MqjVTMAF

Wife Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Voting For Trump In The ...

2024-10-29T23:50:01Z

Wife Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Voting For Trump In The Privacy Of Her Voting Booth Away From The Watchful Eye Of Creepy Feminist Husband https://t.co/y7fLs2gU42 https://t.co/Slrjen2cg2

9 More Scary Facts About Guns https://t.co/VDwHdvZnQt ...

2024-10-29T23:44:59Z

9 More Scary Facts About Guns https://t.co/VDwHdvZnQt https://t.co/J9n5R3wMKF

Wife Baffled Why Heater Keeps Shutting Off When Temp Reaches 140 ...

2024-10-29T23:39:58Z

Wife Baffled Why Heater Keeps Shutting Off When Temp Reaches 140 Degrees https://t.co/882LBj3hHL https://t.co/rLra3HWxnZ

AOC's Boyfriend Getting Real Sick Of Her Calling It A ...

2024-10-29T23:34:50Z

AOC's Boyfriend Getting Real Sick Of Her Calling It A 'Mini January 6' Every Time He Leaves His Socks On The Floor https://t.co/ZJW6kZDn0O https://t.co/WeQ8kmgQ3S

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2024-10-29T23:29:48Z

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Cast Of 'The View' All Getting Rabies Shots After Being ...

2024-10-29T23:24:37Z

Cast Of 'The View' All Getting Rabies Shots After Being Bitten By Whoopi Goldberg https://t.co/K7NQhPz3SM https://t.co/GWEtO92Kc0

We at The Babylon Bee are endorsing Kamala Harris. Our CEO ...

2024-10-29T17:08:45Z

We at The Babylon Bee are endorsing Kamala Harris. Our CEO @sethdillon explains what makes her so great. https://t.co/tVF6RpfjBw

Hillary Clinton Dresses Up As President For Halloween ...

2024-10-29T17:03:44Z

Hillary Clinton Dresses Up As President For Halloween https://t.co/4mJFE6CLt2 https://t.co/AtnQPYUxw3

Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes ...

2024-10-29T16:58:42Z

Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes https://t.co/8sgUgFsCmV https://t.co/Avm2tACSLK

Report: Jesus Is Aware That Your 'Harvest Festival' Is ...

2024-10-29T16:53:38Z

Report: Jesus Is Aware That Your 'Harvest Festival' Is Really A Halloween Party https://t.co/dFDREL05hD https://t.co/hXEwVK3ZcU

Zombie Wandering Capitol Hill In Search Of Brains Starves To ...

2024-10-29T06:22:23Z

Zombie Wandering Capitol Hill In Search Of Brains Starves To Death https://t.co/SWovvdADVP https://t.co/VnK2oLEuWz

Woman's Entire Personality Just Sassy Hobby Lobby Signs ...

2024-10-29T06:17:04Z

Woman's Entire Personality Just Sassy Hobby Lobby Signs https://t.co/d4EcPNJVwK https://t.co/7s5Lioxmce

Referees Annoyed As Football Game Keeps Interrupting Their ...

2024-10-28T22:47:10Z

Referees Annoyed As Football Game Keeps Interrupting Their Penalty Calls https://t.co/NDgEgAV7mA https://t.co/jFyhroTwzL

Prodigal Son Tearfully Confesses He Spent Entire Inheritance On ...

2024-10-28T22:41:53Z

Prodigal Son Tearfully Confesses He Spent Entire Inheritance On Fortnite V-Bucks https://t.co/DtxpNCXupj https://t.co/8ZobwvD5tS

Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi ...

2024-10-28T22:36:36Z

Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally In History https://t.co/WkMp3kQQFJ https://t.co/f48DKk9qnR

Tim Walz Asks Which Button To Press In 'Madden' To Make ...

2024-10-28T22:31:19Z

Tim Walz Asks Which Button To Press In 'Madden' To Make Players Slap Each Other’s Butts https://t.co/0AhtSXLobM https://t.co/agYOzMQ2tk

Trump Appeals To Voters With World Record 39-Minute Xbox Speedrun ...

2024-10-28T22:25:56Z

Trump Appeals To Voters With World Record 39-Minute Xbox Speedrun Of 'SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom' https://t.co/LmvIeLP9HL https://t.co/bJkRSx4jp8

MSNBC Condemns Trump For Holding Rally On Planet Earth Where 66 ...

2024-10-28T22:20:37Z

MSNBC Condemns Trump For Holding Rally On Planet Earth Where 66 Million Years Ago An Asteroid Caused Mass Extinction https://t.co/lizeQ02q9i https://t.co/FrA0icQW9j

10 Sexiest Halloween Costume Ideas For Christians ...

2024-10-28T15:35:59Z

10 Sexiest Halloween Costume Ideas For Christians https://t.co/0b15H9mnzU https://t.co/lMuFxM8Zuf

Republicans Accused Of Ableism For Pointing Out Democrat ...

2024-10-28T15:17:47Z

Republicans Accused Of Ableism For Pointing Out Democrat Candidate Is A Blind Possum With Brain Damage https://t.co/5kSTctRHWj https://t.co/RIVfvHRjWY

Antifa Shatters Mirror In Attempt To Punch Nazi ...

2024-10-28T15:12:28Z

Antifa Shatters Mirror In Attempt To Punch Nazi https://t.co/tS68aKO1rP https://t.co/Ekrur8cAsg

Heroes: Abortionists At Kamala Rally Rush To Woman Suffering ...

2024-10-28T00:32:56Z

Heroes: Abortionists At Kamala Rally Rush To Woman Suffering Medical Emergency, Murder Her https://t.co/qm6zhnngVJ https://t.co/7PUIF3fFmQ

Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Claims In 1993 Trump Touched Her ...

2024-10-28T00:27:40Z

Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Claims In 1993 Trump Touched Her Inappropriately With Classified Documents While Praising Hitler https://t.co/UTr0mm6ynz https://t.co/I4W4vvgGZl

Democrats Scream In Fury After Spotting Child That Made It Out Of ...

2024-10-28T00:22:20Z

Democrats Scream In Fury After Spotting Child That Made It Out Of The Womb Alive https://t.co/CcdOy9tWUU https://t.co/I6LM6yQ8At

Report: Even Dominion Machines Refusing To Vote For Kamala ...

2024-10-27T19:38:59Z

Report: Even Dominion Machines Refusing To Vote For Kamala https://t.co/iRrZFbMJ7N https://t.co/PejEqrlsLW

12 Biblical Proverbs That Didn't Make The Cut ...

2024-10-27T19:33:42Z

12 Biblical Proverbs That Didn't Make The Cut https://t.co/bkPWRU7kAO https://t.co/KflEpIMahJ

Democrats Warn It May Take At Least 4 Years To Count Ballots ...

2024-10-27T19:28:26Z

Democrats Warn It May Take At Least 4 Years To Count Ballots https://t.co/KWeN4zJVRV https://t.co/1qLMysnmLY

In NBA First, LeBron And Bronny Execute Synchronized Father-Son ...

2024-10-27T19:23:10Z

In NBA First, LeBron And Bronny Execute Synchronized Father-Son Flop https://t.co/yj8FZJM771 https://t.co/06d1dmn1qN

Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First ...

2024-10-27T19:17:54Z

Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot https://t.co/qI3TQ53yZN https://t.co/uzQEycshWt

‘You’re At The Wrong Church,’ Responds Joel Osteen To Man ...

2024-10-27T19:12:35Z

‘You’re At The Wrong Church,’ Responds Joel Osteen To Man Proclaiming ‘Jesus Is Lord!’ https://t.co/vWNKmLL2Uj https://t.co/7461SHPb40

Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://t.co/BfNDwzlkyb ...

2024-10-27T13:34:29Z

Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://t.co/BfNDwzlkyb https://t.co/KfnrEtEjnt

The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses Kamala Harris For ...

2024-10-27T04:54:36Z

The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses Kamala Harris For President https://t.co/eiiNbQB1fE https://t.co/xAeYIfTuDq

Wife Begins Pre-Bedtime Ritual Of Chilling Feet In Freezer ...

2024-10-27T04:49:16Z

Wife Begins Pre-Bedtime Ritual Of Chilling Feet In Freezer https://t.co/w5beravb8s https://t.co/8iYtOzREsp

10 More Images Of Trump That ‘Newsweek’ Is Warning Might Be ...

2024-10-26T21:59:21Z

10 More Images Of Trump That ‘Newsweek’ Is Warning Might Be A.I.-Generated https://t.co/KBiAkgAjVv https://t.co/ZEzwoZiWaH

Trump Campaign Raises Millions Overnight With New Donation Ask: ...

2024-10-26T21:54:05Z

Trump Campaign Raises Millions Overnight With New Donation Ask: 'How Much Would You Pay To Not Have To Listen To Kamala Talk The Next 4 Years?' https://t.co/MFxGDd2cBq https://t.co/ashXRLIBd1

Kamala Harris Begins Melting After Rallygoer Says 'Jesus Is ...

2024-10-26T21:48:49Z

Kamala Harris Begins Melting After Rallygoer Says 'Jesus Is Lord' https://t.co/Yg3veUcDxC https://t.co/SKpRBdxD0y

Desperate Kamala Plans Photo Op At Long John Silver's ...

2024-10-26T21:43:33Z

Desperate Kamala Plans Photo Op At Long John Silver's https://t.co/zaN22Jg4hV https://t.co/YJea2ciShk

Noah's Wife Getting Sinking Feeling She Left The Stove On ...

2024-10-26T21:38:16Z

Noah's Wife Getting Sinking Feeling She Left The Stove On https://t.co/2hQLaOvqBj https://t.co/va7HdYX1nL

Trump Forced To Cancel Campaign Rallies For Next Two Weeks As ...

2024-10-26T21:33:00Z

Trump Forced To Cancel Campaign Rallies For Next Two Weeks As Time Off Request Denied By McDonald’s Manager https://t.co/5NKz8fPVPR https://t.co/2XnFIStRxL

Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook ...

2024-10-26T21:27:44Z

Joe Rogan Interviews Former McDonald's Fry Cook https://t.co/oVMCKtwX2v https://t.co/5BIMgv3zsd

Sixth Woman Added To Cast Of 'The View' ...

2024-10-26T21:22:25Z

Sixth Woman Added To Cast Of 'The View' https://t.co/zOGYzZDrPc https://t.co/MLkm1Q1qey

Scientists Announce Megyn Kelly Now Officially Aging In Reverse ...

2024-10-26T16:07:10Z

Scientists Announce Megyn Kelly Now Officially Aging In Reverse https://t.co/mzsQFig6xg https://t.co/q90BNSLARw

Researchers Discover Miracle Cure For Hangovers Called 'Not ...

2024-10-26T16:01:54Z

Researchers Discover Miracle Cure For Hangovers Called 'Not Drinking Copious Amounts Of Alcohol' https://t.co/LjJM4B4aW7 https://t.co/oPUHdoex0Z

Millions Lose Faith In God As Dodgers, Yankees Move On To World ...

2024-10-26T15:56:37Z

Millions Lose Faith In God As Dodgers, Yankees Move On To World Series https://t.co/ZRtPdKhizD https://t.co/6K4ujT7Czi

10 Reasons You Can Totally Trust The Government With Your Money ...

2024-10-26T15:51:19Z

10 Reasons You Can Totally Trust The Government With Your Money https://t.co/849F45BPI5 https://t.co/maoS2b6Qoa

10 Things You Can Do To Make Sure Our Elections Are Secure ...

2024-10-26T03:47:08Z

10 Things You Can Do To Make Sure Our Elections Are Secure https://t.co/2VmS1yg3bJ https://t.co/CYjoY283Rs

Police Helicopter Either Saying To Go Outside And Help Look For ...

2024-10-26T03:41:51Z

Police Helicopter Either Saying To Go Outside And Help Look For Missing Old Guy Or Lock Your Doors And Stay Inside Because There's A Serial Killer On Your Street https://t.co/GuHR6fwmL3 https://t.co/za4tX1P6j4

Satan Not Sure Which Of His Two Favorite Teams To Root For In ...

2024-10-26T03:36:33Z

Satan Not Sure Which Of His Two Favorite Teams To Root For In World Series https://t.co/EcPbWAV9rk https://t.co/IJCHaZDJBC

12 Biblical Proverbs That Didn't Make The Cut ...

2024-10-25T21:32:34Z

12 Biblical Proverbs That Didn't Make The Cut https://t.co/bkPWRU7kAO https://t.co/2wIklc9lQW

Democrats Warn It May Take At Least 4 Years To Count Ballots ...

2024-10-25T21:27:18Z

Democrats Warn It May Take At Least 4 Years To Count Ballots https://t.co/KWeN4zJVRV https://t.co/UELJWvdzbj

Local Man Didn't Expect God's Hedge Of Protection Would ...

2024-10-25T21:22:01Z

Local Man Didn't Expect God's Hedge Of Protection Would Be Actual Hedge https://t.co/eUNDdkRvn4 https://t.co/UOra0ZKEEJ

In Appeal To Millennial Voters, Kamala Says Trump Is Also Like ...

2024-10-25T21:16:45Z

In Appeal To Millennial Voters, Kamala Says Trump Is Also Like Voldemort https://t.co/elVXHjxJ1Q https://t.co/peLhAYxOCF

Trump Accused Of Inappropriately Touching The Hearts Of Millions ...

2024-10-25T21:11:22Z

Trump Accused Of Inappropriately Touching The Hearts Of Millions Of Americans https://t.co/bCPpHfNLtt https://t.co/OB6zFZCGM6

Kamala Harris's Cackle To Be Played Over Hell's ...

2024-10-25T15:09:26Z

Kamala Harris's Cackle To Be Played Over Hell's Loudspeakers For All Eternity https://t.co/Zb8CRJURYA https://t.co/VDBgjKkrzv

Top 10 Locations To Take A Girl On A First Date ...

2024-10-25T15:04:03Z

Top 10 Locations To Take A Girl On A First Date https://t.co/qdZBXEpXLN https://t.co/jmX7GUJgUz

Jewish Man Found To Be Center Of Massive Conspiracy To Control ...

2024-10-25T03:58:41Z

Jewish Man Found To Be Center Of Massive Conspiracy To Control Entire Universe He Created https://t.co/uLjKITI7Uk https://t.co/Uq5qjTjQvb

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Breaks All Records In T-Ball League ...

2024-10-25T03:53:07Z

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Breaks All Records In T-Ball League https://t.co/Nl1UcCjl5P

We Got A Sneak Peek At 9 Haikus Jordan Peterson Is Getting Ready ...

2024-10-25T03:47:29Z

We Got A Sneak Peek At 9 Haikus Jordan Peterson Is Getting Ready To Post On X https://t.co/7FjquDgwXj https://t.co/sGVtgKbG1W

LA Times Staff Resigns After Being Asked To Publish Facts ...

2024-10-25T03:41:51Z

LA Times Staff Resigns After Being Asked To Publish Facts https://t.co/3z8nJfbXan https://t.co/1co3mwIeJU

Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest ...

2024-10-25T03:36:20Z

Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest During The Third Age Of Middle-Earth https://t.co/Wem6ejhn2V https://t.co/wHvfUrcIii

Final Nail In The Coffin? Former Blockbuster Employee Accuses ...

2024-10-25T03:30:46Z

Final Nail In The Coffin? Former Blockbuster Employee Accuses Trump Of Failing To Return VHS Tape Of 'Baby Geniuses' In 1999 https://t.co/QmD0F0adgA https://t.co/EsOE3XtNjv

Smaller, Less Glorious Heaven Built For Presbyterians ...

2024-10-24T20:34:08Z

Smaller, Less Glorious Heaven Built For Presbyterians https://t.co/RGtO6AUg0S https://t.co/NQyDuhiU46

Frustrated Democrats Reportedly Consider Letting Voters Pick The ...

2024-10-24T20:28:37Z

Frustrated Democrats Reportedly Consider Letting Voters Pick The Presidential Candidate Next Time https://t.co/9CAtnOEXcg https://t.co/eC8NXPWCSJ

Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Alleges In 1993 Trump Touched Her ...

2024-10-24T20:23:06Z

Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Alleges In 1993 Trump Touched Her Inappropriately With Classified Documents While Praising Hitler https://t.co/UTr0mm6ynz https://t.co/M7zMVJpL8W

Tulsi Gabbard Finally Realizes She’s Far Too Attractive To Be A ...

2024-10-24T20:17:32Z

Tulsi Gabbard Finally Realizes She’s Far Too Attractive To Be A Democrat https://t.co/RE7q4wGZgq https://t.co/9yxiDGvgOk

Elon Musk Offers Mark Zuckerberg $1 Billion If He Changes Name Of ...

2024-10-24T20:12:00Z

Elon Musk Offers Mark Zuckerberg $1 Billion If He Changes Name Of Facebook To 'Faceboob' https://t.co/vQwXtZgA6f https://t.co/Wc8c7Sx1AC

The Top 15 Gravest Threats To Democracy https://t.co/kvuDZtmuNG ...

2024-10-24T20:06:30Z

The Top 15 Gravest Threats To Democracy https://t.co/kvuDZtmuNG https://t.co/X3I1Iop16g

Janet Yellen Proposes Tax On Coins You Acquire In Mario ...

2024-10-24T20:00:57Z

Janet Yellen Proposes Tax On Coins You Acquire In Mario https://t.co/ngJLhBHYvb https://t.co/47L9cLiY6g

The 10 Most Brutally Martyred Christians In American History ...

2024-10-24T11:50:47Z

The 10 Most Brutally Martyred Christians In American History
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New Breakthrough Treatment For Depression Just A Hammer To Smash ...

2024-10-24T05:27:16Z

New Breakthrough Treatment For Depression Just A Hammer To Smash Your Phone With https://t.co/us4rnWc0wG https://t.co/8VziPTKA7x

Get A Load Of This ABSOLUTE KING Who Brought A Lunchable To ...

2024-10-24T05:21:28Z

Get A Load Of This ABSOLUTE KING Who Brought A Lunchable To School https://t.co/3MW15ZfpO9 https://t.co/P0jj0ypyuO

In NBA First, LeBron And Bronny Execute Synchronized Father-Son ...

2024-10-23T22:11:55Z

In NBA First, LeBron And Bronny Execute Synchronized Father-Son Flop https://t.co/yj8FZJM771 https://t.co/mewn4Reied

9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler https://t.co/C0XB7KoU49 ...

2024-10-23T22:06:24Z

9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler https://t.co/C0XB7KoU49 https://t.co/RBfYa15Qv5

Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First ...

2024-10-23T22:00:52Z

Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot https://t.co/qI3TQ53yZN https://t.co/lCXjKRaDV2

Church Service Enters 8th Hour after Guitarist's Delay Pedal ...

2024-10-23T21:55:21Z

Church Service Enters 8th Hour after Guitarist's Delay Pedal Gets Stuck https://t.co/GUGuhSIZLj https://t.co/ygl1xroBxE

Moses Double-Checks Tablet And Yep, Sure Enough, 'Don't ...

2024-10-23T21:49:50Z

Moses Double-Checks Tablet And Yep, Sure Enough, 'Don't Melt Gold Down Into A Calf And Bow Down And Worship It' Is Pretty Much The First Rule On There https://t.co/M91bKyjVjV https://t.co/5SpOxKfp6U

Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get ...

2024-10-23T21:44:19Z

Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges https://t.co/v2LJQ4uaZh https://t.co/GK2aFkd3ph

Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For ...

2024-10-23T21:38:47Z

Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity https://t.co/BLExvVjxcS https://t.co/yyBD3RK5sp

Break A Bone? Here's What It Will Cost You In 10 Different ...

2024-10-23T14:11:45Z

Break A Bone? Here's What It Will Cost You In 10 Different Countries https://t.co/6v7jLGnpWD https://t.co/hS9Yrkk2hk

What A Loser: This Kid's Favorite Dinosaur Is Brachiosaurus ...

2024-10-23T14:06:13Z

What A Loser: This Kid's Favorite Dinosaur Is Brachiosaurus https://t.co/isvxOxoD3T https://t.co/Wvm68LXK2J

10 Differences Between Capitalism & Communism ...

2024-10-23T02:03:19Z

10 Differences Between Capitalism & Communism https://t.co/d30OEPuPiS https://t.co/JuhVHvahrk

Man Buys Clean, Non-Toxic Deodorant So He Can Smell Like ...

2024-10-23T01:58:02Z

Man Buys Clean, Non-Toxic Deodorant So He Can Smell Like Sandalwood And Also B.O. https://t.co/Ey0zoDJkQ0 https://t.co/fNBRQO6PEo

Wife Begins Pre-Bedtime Ritual Of Chilling Feet In Freezer ...

2024-10-23T01:52:46Z

Wife Begins Pre-Bedtime Ritual Of Chilling Feet In Freezer https://t.co/w5beravIY0 https://t.co/GxNk5VxHFZ

10 More Images Of Trump That ‘Newsweek’ Is Warning Might Be ...

2024-10-23T01:47:30Z

10 More Images Of Trump That ‘Newsweek’ Is Warning Might Be A.I.-Generated https://t.co/KBiAkgARL3 https://t.co/oP3FiZz5A4

Matt Chandler Condemns Republicans For Cleverly Winning Christian ...

2024-10-23T01:42:14Z

Matt Chandler Condemns Republicans For Cleverly Winning Christian Vote By Coming Out Against Murder https://t.co/UOiu8ENS69 https://t.co/s45iY0dWLC

Bilbo Baggins Stumps Gollum In Contest Of Riddles By Asking ...

2024-10-23T01:36:56Z

Bilbo Baggins Stumps Gollum In Contest Of Riddles By Asking 'What Is A Woman?' https://t.co/gsO8wver9L https://t.co/e6DVwbpEH0

Sad: 3-Year-Old Homeschooler Hasn't Even Read 'War and ...

2024-10-22T19:20:54Z

Sad: 3-Year-Old Homeschooler Hasn't Even Read 'War and Peace' Yet https://t.co/kd6DxWKDln https://t.co/4ceCev9cFO

Investigation Reveals Trump’s Role In 'Home Alone 2' ...

2024-10-22T19:15:35Z

Investigation Reveals Trump’s Role In 'Home Alone 2' Was Staged https://t.co/1U1KR0YhQa https://t.co/92zKJy5cDO

‘You’re At The Wrong Town Hall,’ Snaps Kamala At Citizen ...

2024-10-22T17:54:41Z

‘You’re At The Wrong Town Hall,’ Snaps Kamala At Citizen Trying To Ask Her A Question https://t.co/4DVmswKgX4 https://t.co/CD80EskqYt

Netflix Announces 'Wife Mode' Function That Explains ...

2024-10-22T17:49:25Z

Netflix Announces 'Wife Mode' Function That Explains Entire Movie Before It Starts https://t.co/njn90SwNYq https://t.co/FRxga4jzHE

Texans Announce Plan To Keep Pretending Whataburger Is Good ...

2024-10-22T17:44:08Z

Texans Announce Plan To Keep Pretending Whataburger Is Good https://t.co/Uxb501v7as https://t.co/HoXyUbBxbd

Victoria’s Secret Quietly Cancels New Lizzo Lingerie Line ...

2024-10-22T17:38:52Z

Victoria’s Secret Quietly Cancels New Lizzo Lingerie Line https://t.co/9pvBPOHJJ9 https://t.co/RhgjX3FWRy

10 Signs You Accidentally Started Watching A Christian Movie ...

2024-10-22T17:33:34Z

10 Signs You Accidentally Started Watching A Christian Movie https://t.co/OO1vXaWiJ3 https://t.co/vtZ4f0Z4JA

Sweet, Loving Wife Transforms Home Into Demented House Of Horrors ...

2024-10-22T03:36:31Z

Sweet, Loving Wife Transforms Home Into Demented House Of Horrors Every October https://t.co/7zauSve6sH https://t.co/oc1LMa1z8e

Husband And Wife Spend Romantic Evening Sending Each Other Memes ...

2024-10-22T03:31:08Z

Husband And Wife Spend Romantic Evening Sending Each Other Memes https://t.co/wSgtMFLIUR https://t.co/R72KBUQqhe

Trump To Host New Season Of 'Dirty Jobs' ...

2024-10-22T03:25:52Z

Trump To Host New Season Of 'Dirty Jobs' https://t.co/yOgvHNRGex https://t.co/HKHFd5IC2R

Would-Be Trump Assassin Found Hiding In PlayPlace ...

2024-10-22T03:20:34Z

Would-Be Trump Assassin Found Hiding In PlayPlace https://t.co/v6TRhnRK9s https://t.co/LmVxbqKEit

Disaster As Tim Walz Accidentally Signals Boeing 747 To Land At ...

2024-10-22T03:15:18Z

Disaster As Tim Walz Accidentally Signals Boeing 747 To Land At Rally https://t.co/wruA0vdg0y https://t.co/NoT7aqql4X