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  <title>Nostr notes by Alex the Naught</title>
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    <name>Alex the Naught</name>
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      <title type="html">Gotta love a council that uses its resources to stick a palm tree ...</title>
    
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      Gotta love a council that uses its resources to stick a palm tree up a pole.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Only in Wollongong!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/702/462/326/001/518/original/0457cede049b8c27.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-06-06T09:35:48Z</updated>
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      Visual representation of being in the right place at the right time&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My first cup of coffee, which I generally gulp down faster than a rottweiler eating a sausage, lasted longer than this palette.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/512/656/836/671/476/original/e0d20017db89ffd3.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-05-03T21:05:58Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Look who I get to watch for a couple of hours. At least he has no ...</title>
    
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      Look who I get to watch for a couple of hours. At least he has no interest in my keyboard.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/486/704/011/853/466/original/3afe2e023f0d2a04.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-29T07:02:38Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Check out this flamboyant chap I met during my lunchtime bike ...</title>
    
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      Check out this flamboyant chap I met during my lunchtime bike ride.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/485/694/816/789/744/original/087d9824b1fe6dcf.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-29T02:46:09Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Do you rinse your mouth with water after brushing with ...</title>
    
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      Do you rinse your mouth with water after brushing with toothpaste?
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    <updated>2026-04-27T09:49:34Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">This is such a terrific corner of the internet. Elsewhere ...</title>
    
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      This is such a terrific corner of the internet. Elsewhere you&amp;#39;ll find vicious people mocking others, dogpiling without remorse, laughing cruelly at suffering and misfortune, etc. But here? People generally support each other, and discuss their lives, passions, hobbies, moss and mushrooms, birbs, scientifIc discoveries, language learning, travel, music, and everything else that keeps this planet from descending into complete disrepair. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well done, you. Yes, YOU!
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    <updated>2026-04-27T07:37:30Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">A pictorial representation of &amp;#39;being in the wrong place at ...</title>
    
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      A pictorial representation of &amp;#39;being in the wrong place at the wrong time&amp;#39;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/462/016/687/148/148/original/45bf76c6fea9e953.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/462/016/804/574/342/original/8f1c842cac6369cf.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-24T22:25:07Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Had such a great day at work today that I have a really good ...</title>
    
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      Had such a great day at work today that I have a really good feeling that excellent things are going to continue and it&amp;#39;s finally going to happen sometime in the night, and I&amp;#39;ll wake up to read The Headline.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You all know the one. ☘️ ☘️ 🤞
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    <updated>2026-04-23T10:50:49Z</updated>
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      I hear this is the place for fungus photos.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/445/365/545/159/485/original/696c73c3f421478f.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-21T23:49:13Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">One of the myriad things I don’t miss about algorithmic social ...</title>
    
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      One of the myriad things I don’t miss about algorithmic social media are all the misattributed quotes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Anyone who misquotes Dostoevsky hoping to appear lofty should be required to read The Brothers Karamozov from cover to cover in one sitting.
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    <updated>2026-04-19T08:02:31Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">This is what YouTube thinks I want to watch on Saturday night. ...</title>
    
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      This is what YouTube thinks I want to watch on Saturday night.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://youtu.be/ZJj6d5QSYaE?si=vnzU3oL1a5qCT_S3&#34;&gt;https://youtu.be/ZJj6d5QSYaE?si=vnzU3oL1a5qCT_S3&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-18T11:44:47Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">A pair of little corellas demonstrating the ne plus ultra of ...</title>
    
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      A pair of little corellas demonstrating the ne plus ultra of elegance and poise with a crash landing&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/424/239/322/576/550/original/4543faf072f0b443.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-18T06:16:41Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Surely I&amp;#39;m not the only one?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyh7ulktq6cna9283nyxxmwnntj7la95hsf9t3qqvhha6467qhddczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewl0qp7s" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr0k2x79n7k59fk36tdd0yw24uy2w9yp0xq9wyvh94s7flvx5kprqt7dg8z&#39;&gt;nevent1q…dg8z&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Surely I&amp;#39;m not the only one?
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    <updated>2026-04-17T12:09:13Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9erastg78zxl559ghn3xsj2xrrsmseg4q397f7e3drw0whhlc2qqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewcyfq50</id>
    
      <title type="html">Remember when you were a kid in the 80s and used to pretend to ...</title>
    
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      Remember when you were a kid in the 80s and used to pretend to shoot up with a refillable lead pencil?
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    <updated>2026-04-17T11:48:57Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">That’s a gorgeous pheasant coucal. They have a really unique ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswkgeac3camh2hgtwfk93e30tskpp4ur0dd77vu8xq6png9zvpw7czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewgzdcer" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9xvydxhd65dztvxd6znthavdg2z97sufcp3z0pmwrp7tdc8ukync5cv3yg&#39;&gt;nevent1q…v3yg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That’s a gorgeous pheasant coucal. They have a really unique call, too -&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://youtube.com/shorts/uvxdUktOFm0?si=--XQZfZeToDQYful&#34;&gt;https://youtube.com/shorts/uvxdUktOFm0?si=--XQZfZeToDQYful&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-17T10:44:17Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvly0hkhx97t2k5a48xv423ck7t08uzzd563swjksnnrskql6fl4szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewuxzn46</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bird Lady, action shot It&amp;#39;s not every day you meet a macaw ...</title>
    
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      Bird Lady, action shot&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s not every day you meet a macaw after the symphony. I wasn&amp;#39;t sure my waistcoat buttons and handbag strap would survive the encounter.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/413/847/961/291/069/original/c774038ba6a67c65.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-16T10:15:44Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I thought he was going to punch me in the face, but instead he ...</title>
    
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      I thought he was going to punch me in the face, but instead he booped my nose !!!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/389/951/109/988/270/original/c7962f61cfdf20e2.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-12T04:57:30Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Well, a year since I was initially poached and about five months ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf2nqdwl2qfgd5gvnu6hd7qq9uck8scrr4qvulg24snnlev38z7eqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few296at9" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsg6q7a46flas7s96wj2lp5apv0r30mm7z9tw4w58au75rrls2nx0s90pt9c&#39;&gt;nevent1q…pt9c&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well, a year since I was initially poached and about five months since I successfully got the ongoing promotion. That was some fierce competition and a gruelling recruitment process! Being poached was nice and easy 😛
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    <updated>2026-04-11T08:03:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Oh my, it&amp;#39;s nearly one year since my current manager poached ...</title>
    
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      Oh my, it&amp;#39;s nearly one year since my current manager poached me from my previous role. And then in August it will be my two-year anniversary with my organisation.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve got a lot to celebrate right around the corner!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This bird wants me to know that he doesn&amp;#39;t give a flying fuck.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/384/535/035/495/424/original/41d50c1e9b897dbb.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-11T05:59:26Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Saturday morning coming at me like Hitchcock&amp;#39;s birds ...</title>
    
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      Saturday morning coming at me like Hitchcock&amp;#39;s birds&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/382/624/552/936/444/original/56ad3aa5eb8d53e7.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-04-10T21:52:52Z</updated>
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      They made me a flat white with this seahorse that&amp;#39;s ejecting hearts from its bum 😊😊&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/269/173/069/483/429/original/1295b701a05bb52f.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/269/173/184/157/596/original/f613dca05d00b84c.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsysf69pe4cyrj5k8gna3jt3juxntqqp3de76wpe8rur0n3gup9qccu7d2zz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…d2zz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tupperware of DESTINY, not Doom 😂😂
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    <updated>2026-03-16T08:39:25Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxnlu5vj2l3293ka82htgkgm4p3ue35nm42kmsjvt04sa32p0teyszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewkkqx8h</id>
    
      <title type="html">Apparently we&amp;#39;re in need of anti-venom, and this is how ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxnlu5vj2l3293ka82htgkgm4p3ue35nm42kmsjvt04sa32p0teyszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewkkqx8h" />
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      Apparently we&amp;#39;re in need of anti-venom, and this is how Aussies are instructed to catch the deadliest spider in the world:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Put a jar beside the spider and gently nudge it inside, then secure the lid.
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    <updated>2026-03-16T08:18:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswjprchxkslr3grxsgcpfky43q3ex4hjd6467uwy8aekf4z30snjszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewyfpx5j</id>
    
      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s just before 6 a.m. and I have loads to do at work today, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswjprchxkslr3grxsgcpfky43q3ex4hjd6467uwy8aekf4z30snjszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewyfpx5j" />
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      It&amp;#39;s just before 6 a.m. and I have loads to do at work today, plus starting the second week of radiotherapy during my lunch. So far they haven&amp;#39;t heeded my request to use gamma rays rather than X-rays, so sadly no superpowers yet. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good morning from Wollongong, everybody. It&amp;#39;s still pitch black and I slept in, so here&amp;#39;s a nice photo from my weekend down in the Shoalhaven.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/234/719/124/403/514/original/d647c6eeaa09d55a.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-15T19:01:50Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvjdl59ms4tdgkk5pfl3klar5krmatckw4674syqmkdgdgmgr4aqczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewrhy4ve</id>
    
      <title type="html">Since we have a surfeit of sunsets down here, I&amp;#39;ll share ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvjdl59ms4tdgkk5pfl3klar5krmatckw4674syqmkdgdgmgr4aqczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewrhy4ve" />
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      Since we have a surfeit of sunsets down here, I&amp;#39;ll share another.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good evening from Wollongong, everybody. I&amp;#39;m still ticking along, and feeling good.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/221/148/982/737/265/original/d279ff763136ee67.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-13T09:30:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspery97d35a05jwhyehh0hs2t79nszlssv24rsqr97dw5gf6lvy3czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewnhlj88</id>
    
      <title type="html">The universe is more fascinating than mysticism would have you ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspery97d35a05jwhyehh0hs2t79nszlssv24rsqr97dw5gf6lvy3czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewnhlj88" />
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      The universe is more fascinating than mysticism would have you believe. It&amp;#39;s a testament to the power of human intelligence that we&amp;#39;re able to discover these things - and a testament to the power of human ignorance that people would rather believe in creationism.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/201/071/641/833/798/original/d58ce7771ac32774.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-09T20:21:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq36jjzyyzuqj9gj5fetffu6nfjke9cjnhv7eycef4y8t77z6tm5szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewq4vcap</id>
    
      <title type="html">This is my new neighbour. She&amp;#39;s giving me that look like I ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq36jjzyyzuqj9gj5fetffu6nfjke9cjnhv7eycef4y8t77z6tm5szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewq4vcap" />
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      This is my new neighbour.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;She&amp;#39;s giving me that look like I just ate her last treat in front of her, but really she&amp;#39;s a happy girl. Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/195/937/513/855/074/original/69ac64d3c791596c.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-08T22:36:08Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8sgu29vh4r6s3ycgqxuw0wm2j568m02q8s03twgs76kfj4f3atggzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few9gx0ut</id>
    
      <title type="html">Everybody, stop what you&amp;#39;re doing and look at these penguins ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8sgu29vh4r6s3ycgqxuw0wm2j568m02q8s03twgs76kfj4f3atggzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few9gx0ut" />
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      Everybody, stop what you&amp;#39;re doing and look at these penguins choosing colourful hand-painted pebbles for their mates 😭😭😭&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://youtu.be/fC-D-rLxyfw?si=LaEz1WyrSurU6kHh&#34;&gt;https://youtu.be/fC-D-rLxyfw?si=LaEz1WyrSurU6kHh&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-08T06:44:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrnld3v8l4mw2wjvewrp9dwaas26g49dhzkfc2js2vshckv0ey9ugzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewgw7xzs</id>
    
      <title type="html">It’s not a peanut sauce, but I do love peanuts! I garnish with ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrnld3v8l4mw2wjvewrp9dwaas26g49dhzkfc2js2vshckv0ey9ugzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewgw7xzs" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxul2u92zctt5c7gycxkxs0tlesg5gf5m4jdm0sjyrse970c8p6ncfq8ncs&#39;&gt;nevent1q…8ncs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It’s not a peanut sauce, but I do love peanuts! I garnish with them for this dish.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It does sound good, aye?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-07T06:38:35Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp8amntv64jcd7l3f5hmzd6zeytlvcxjpvllg0t8htkyltz6432jszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewpzmaft</id>
    
      <title type="html">Heading back home from my stupid walk in the stupid rain. Should ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp8amntv64jcd7l3f5hmzd6zeytlvcxjpvllg0t8htkyltz6432jszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewpzmaft" />
    <content type="html">
      Heading back home from my stupid walk in the stupid rain. Should I buy stuff to make sushi or Pad Thai? I can&amp;#39;t decide.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/186/481/484/079/721/original/9739f359358c5cb4.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-07T06:30:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9ut9lts9hca5tl8wylg86fltcn8yumu5m75yc57zv2pvxq4v3qggzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fews4murc</id>
    
      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m blown away by how much my colleagues at work have stepped ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9ut9lts9hca5tl8wylg86fltcn8yumu5m75yc57zv2pvxq4v3qggzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fews4murc" />
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      I&amp;#39;m blown away by how much my colleagues at work have stepped up. I&amp;#39;m relaxed and relatively unconcerned about the next month because I am confident that I can deal with it whilst balancing the other aspects of life, but knowing that there are people who genuinely care makes a big difference. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This will sound strange, but I&amp;#39;m glad this happened. It&amp;#39;s been a clarifying process in two important ways: &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;1. I&amp;#39;m impressed that I&amp;#39;ve been handling what most people would consider a major crisis with considerable aplomb. It&amp;#39;s reassuring to know I can count on myself when under duress.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;2. While the difficult part was realising that my friends are unworthy of that title, I&amp;#39;m grateful for that clarification. And as I said above, I&amp;#39;m pleasantly surprised by how the new people in my life have stepped up without me even having to ask. I won&amp;#39;t forget that. I&amp;#39;m generally wary about work relationships, but I think these people have shown me that I can safely call them friends.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I feel so lucky. Now if the rain could please bugger off so I can ride my bike again.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/186/312/645/028/654/original/ffc7d01f1ea8d147.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-07T05:53:13Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswwjnhnguv63d64yky5r8u8a7eh77q5lz44pep5juemw2yclcay8szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few85pyzp</id>
    
      <title type="html">He&amp;#39;s so cute when he&amp;#39;s grumpy, whereas I&amp;#39;m just a ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswwjnhnguv63d64yky5r8u8a7eh77q5lz44pep5juemw2yclcay8szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few85pyzp" />
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      He&amp;#39;s so cute when he&amp;#39;s grumpy, whereas I&amp;#39;m just a pain in the arse.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/184/625/234/395/062/original/893e2e1e6b933664.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-06T22:40:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvl5ajm2y2yfr0852xnfdcwp7p3nzewsv4fw33axjnc7vguul3wlgzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewyuf2cr</id>
    
      <title type="html">That’s the same thing everyone says until you stop being useful ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvl5ajm2y2yfr0852xnfdcwp7p3nzewsv4fw33axjnc7vguul3wlgzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewyuf2cr" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9hzu53jxjshk6a3n9h5zss8kstd0eq0yml8xsqyrdxhh5g06mceg4n22qt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…22qt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;That’s the same thing everyone says until you stop being useful to them.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-05T22:41:21Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyz9lz5wuk0nuvxvsxyp8ftg73hyu7sk6t6lcu572mpx3whc0vfcqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewwkl69f</id>
    
      <title type="html">Standard human behaviour</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyz9lz5wuk0nuvxvsxyp8ftg73hyu7sk6t6lcu572mpx3whc0vfcqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewwkl69f" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsytyz9qw5g9f4shzfru0jldvme9e7t2qfgqmjva7vwyjc42k4ngvs7rreww&#39;&gt;nevent1q…reww&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Standard human behaviour
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    <updated>2026-03-05T22:08:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf80hph3ddm5p08n09xay7yynk7lqhhkw85muqy9e6s5h0xll8v9czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewxft4uk</id>
    
      <title type="html">Apparently I&amp;#39;m only allowed to appear happy (at least ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf80hph3ddm5p08n09xay7yynk7lqhhkw85muqy9e6s5h0xll8v9czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewxft4uk" />
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      Apparently I&amp;#39;m only allowed to appear happy (at least outwardly) so other people feel good, even when I&amp;#39;m going through a cancer diagnosis and treatment program. Support is available on the condition that I&amp;#39;m still fun and entertaining and useful (support = people still interacting with me, nothing that requires effort).&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;ve definitely learned my lesson.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-05T21:34:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfeez6y8fuygynqm87urpyz6mu8cxyy2muez8dgsvx7wtnsnqhpnqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewzx7rnj</id>
    
      <title type="html">My unpleasant bike ride in the humidity and persistent, annoying ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfeez6y8fuygynqm87urpyz6mu8cxyy2muez8dgsvx7wtnsnqhpnqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewzx7rnj" />
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      My unpleasant bike ride in the humidity and persistent, annoying sprinkling was rewarded with a gorgeous bird of prey.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good morning from Wollongong, everyone. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And thank you so much to those of you who checked in on me last night and this morning. Maybe I am wrong and need to rethink my attitude towards online relationships. A change in perspective is always a boon.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/167/437/016/382/293/original/cd7863d12f16dcfa.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/167/437/114/999/667/original/2989e60a6f650b78.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-03-03T21:49:21Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Nothing worse than a mouldy reed!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspg0w2m2293ewavxmpjc0uvth82uw00p9uqnnr3d7ge4d2zntx4tszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few75cvd8" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyyu0sjguwwxu4mgwmtxnvye2nce6a0v5nh9skhhzs4gs7tdsravczwsn2w&#39;&gt;nevent1q…sn2w&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nothing worse than a mouldy reed!
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    <updated>2026-03-02T07:20:42Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs93ed7ktkvszlhn8d920mkhmjj8x0c3f2h3qcakwjv3gty4c49e8qzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few9zutta</id>
    
      <title type="html">Just had my AC serviced, and am pleased to report that it&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs93ed7ktkvszlhn8d920mkhmjj8x0c3f2h3qcakwjv3gty4c49e8qzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few9zutta" />
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      Just had my AC serviced, and am pleased to report that it&amp;#39;s clean as a whistle.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Why that&amp;#39;s a common idiom I don&amp;#39;t know, because I can&amp;#39;t imagine whistles being terribly clean. Quite the contrary, really. But hey, clean as a whistle anyway. What do I know?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-02T01:41:54Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsphrama4e0pakjg0pje9pd6lclre54yx695sc0c3fdlemdplgh06szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few2skjga</id>
    
      <title type="html">Did she work throughout? Did she have support?</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsphrama4e0pakjg0pje9pd6lclre54yx695sc0c3fdlemdplgh06szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few2skjga" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxfzynaeuuy2729lfr5nzsmr4dutf04l6wcjh7tqjkgnjq9g9haysju3ywz&#39;&gt;nevent1q…3ywz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Did she work throughout? Did she have support?
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-01T11:45:20Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfj6nj0a4urd6k99xhl05f9n47d2jrfrg9h8u0zu922e62zxpr0yczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewuv8dqt</id>
    
      <title type="html">I just hope treatment is nothing more involved than radiotherapy ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfj6nj0a4urd6k99xhl05f9n47d2jrfrg9h8u0zu922e62zxpr0yczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewuv8dqt" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2cfrpuczwa5z4fgla9jsvsk69wskvyhkfuruwj7kx2t2n6kfdmpgfz92m5&#39;&gt;nevent1q…92m5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I just hope treatment is nothing more involved than radiotherapy for a couple months. I&amp;#39;m doing this with no support so logistics and balancing work are also important considerations.
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    <updated>2026-03-01T06:23:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Going home same day, but hopefully there are no Sydney train ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2le7mr7wh7yhvyrdlh5yassnt8a5r76pyvht5gnrw88y7n4uyw6gzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewcugm9l" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsyrgwnxcfdu79erwpsd29xzratm3fwuf3qvjve7cryj8yjeeadpjcjalrzp&#39;&gt;nevent1q…lrzp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Going home same day, but hopefully there are no Sydney train shenanigans. I won&amp;#39;t find out more RE: treatment until they do another pathology, so at least another week after that.
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    <updated>2026-03-01T03:42:36Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Surgery booked in for Tuesday, straight after work Let&amp;#39;s see ...</title>
    
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      Surgery booked in for Tuesday, straight after work&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Let&amp;#39;s see what March brings us. Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/150/579/340/935/033/original/449993045c0be3eb.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-28T22:22:51Z</updated>
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    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0apraks4622v0rt7nksspkkxpr8j0m5wl898tg7w0s4fqlzdw4nczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few6ye80g</id>
    
      <title type="html">For some inscrutable reason, I&amp;#39;ve had this song in my head ...</title>
    
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      For some inscrutable reason, I&amp;#39;ve had this song in my head for two days straight. And yes, I know the Russian and have been singing it in my head in its entirety.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My brain is a funny old thing. Please send your antidotes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://youtu.be/0tw3g88JtWA?si=oFn0CpDE-YPCnXys&#34;&gt;https://youtu.be/0tw3g88JtWA?si=oFn0CpDE-YPCnXys&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-28T07:19:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsffqutty4xk5sq4v7s9urzuga5wsnnxrnje6cq9u2spr2xu4st27czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few202p49</id>
    
      <title type="html">&amp;#34;It&amp;#39;s a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsffqutty4xk5sq4v7s9urzuga5wsnnxrnje6cq9u2spr2xu4st27czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few202p49" />
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      &amp;#34;It&amp;#39;s a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don&amp;#39;t find it. If you don&amp;#39;t give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack.&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/144/957/429/768/297/original/7cbca974a234cc2d.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-27T22:37:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Biopsies are done. This is the next part.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy2ugez6d4n5akp8h87v35h8jlu8479act5fstr2et7umnls9nhuczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewftkycn" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqspxmfamt20sg3qhzmugr98r39ls7xc9d7qclk5jycvrl3yk00xncg8ka94q&#39;&gt;nevent1q…a94q&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Biopsies are done. This is the next part.
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    <updated>2026-02-26T10:30:55Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0elwhy40sgp4t40n3cr5zutyz8ncwkv893pfuml7zngh95a9dryqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few9ez889</id>
    
      <title type="html">The only thing that will stick is the lousy pathology report, but ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0elwhy40sgp4t40n3cr5zutyz8ncwkv893pfuml7zngh95a9dryqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few9ez889" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs8whyughaf9dmxhxtnzkt5pml4hqxh498wwzqe87kfcvwm49hrlvceeewj0&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ewj0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The only thing that will stick is the lousy pathology report, but even that will look a little different after a good sleep. And maybe with a stroke of luck I&amp;#39;ll beat the odds.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I didn&amp;#39;t bother updating the people in my personal life because I know they don&amp;#39;t care, but the few work friends I confided in have been showing up for me in a big way. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Next week they go in and remove the whole thing, and then we see what happens.
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    <updated>2026-02-26T10:20:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I just had the most horrendous day and want nothing more than to ...</title>
    
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      I just had the most horrendous day and want nothing more than to curl up and sleep for a week straight.
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    <updated>2026-02-26T08:07:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqc62ge3a3983v522lfr99s3ss4e4l62paaatw78pnucarz25zjzgzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewnfm0jx</id>
    
      <title type="html">I don&amp;#39;t eat lasagne, but I love it and found myself craving ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqc62ge3a3983v522lfr99s3ss4e4l62paaatw78pnucarz25zjzgzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewnfm0jx" />
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      I don&amp;#39;t eat lasagne, but I love it and found myself craving it earlier. Then I remembered that time I was trying to explain to a toddler what lasagne was, and ended up calling it &amp;#34;spaghetti cake&amp;#34; to get her to understand the basic concept. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just looked up &amp;#34;spaghetti cake,&amp;#34; and OF COURSE it&amp;#39;s a thing that actually exists in the world.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Now I want spaghetti cake 😩
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    <updated>2026-02-22T06:57:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstrges4k8g8h4077nvyyyq4h8xv0sq2580u9lzfqd5plek3r9f7xszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewdr8h9m</id>
    
      <title type="html">There are many problems. They mansplained my own tyre preference ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstrges4k8g8h4077nvyyyq4h8xv0sq2580u9lzfqd5plek3r9f7xszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewdr8h9m" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs2zgrx7trakmarccudnv74n5nxp6ke9m7s8fhuk8439sfgqcm62sqanra4l&#39;&gt;nevent1q…ra4l&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There are many problems. They mansplained my own tyre preference to me, made excuses as to why they used the different tyres (excuses which fell apart under the slightest scrutiny), and then flat out lied when they said it was because they didn&amp;#39;t have the same size in stock and didn&amp;#39;t want me waiting further. But they replaced them on the spot from tyres they had in stock!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;People make mistakes, and that&amp;#39;s totally fine! But I do not tolerate mansplaining, lies, and excuses. I&amp;#39;ll be going to Giant from now on.
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    <updated>2026-02-22T03:28:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I had my bike serviced last week, and they replaced my tyres with ...</title>
    
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      I had my bike serviced last week, and they replaced my tyres with skinny ones. I called this morning and explained that skinny tyres don&amp;#39;t fit my purpose and that I would like them replaced with thicker tyres like I had before the servicing. I gave the tyres a chance yesterday and they didn&amp;#39;t work out.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Dude proceeded to explain my own purpose back to me and why the skinny tyres are more appropriate.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Needless to say, I&amp;#39;ll be looking for a new shop. Fuck you and your skinny tyres, dude.
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    <updated>2026-02-21T22:04:29Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Good morning from Jervis Bay, everybody! ...</title>
    
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      Good morning from Jervis Bay, everybody!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/105/274/929/149/462/original/6eac044311e0fd41.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/105/275/084/718/186/original/f9ce7eaf26a09c1f.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-20T22:20:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw3xh34nnfgjzp4v3snqgvrp2qxd3nyxs5jqj04gl7tszamqzfdqczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337feweltt0h</id>
    
      <title type="html">I love summer, but seeing fall colours makes me excited for the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw3xh34nnfgjzp4v3snqgvrp2qxd3nyxs5jqj04gl7tszamqzfdqczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337feweltt0h" />
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      I love summer, but seeing fall colours makes me excited for the autumn equinox- a point in time when the day is as long as the night, when light and dark are in balance.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I think I&amp;#39;ll take a other trip to the Blue Mountains to see the colours, but this time by myself.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/100/447/648/077/575/original/e3390bdcce92915c.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-20T02:36:44Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8pmdt47psy6e3w536nmj34u8xrkdzq6mj3g0l8jyyyexsz64mpkszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewueex9f</id>
    
      <title type="html">I was so busy today with this report writing- and we&amp;#39;re ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8pmdt47psy6e3w536nmj34u8xrkdzq6mj3g0l8jyyyexsz64mpkszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewueex9f" />
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      I was so busy today with this report writing- and we&amp;#39;re talking a 60&#43; pager here- that I forgot to share my buddy&amp;#39;s sweet face.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In other thrilling news from Psmith World, I spotted a nasty slimy cockroach scaling the wall beside my balcony this afternoon. My eyes immediately turned blood red, I grew fangs, and then I picked up the phone and scheduled a 9 a.m. appointment with a pest control company called Drop Dead Pest. 🪳 🪳 🪳&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/096/210/451/907/487/original/d3980072898f1cae.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-19T07:53:49Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Doc called me today to schedule another biopsy ASAP, so ...</title>
    
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      Doc called me today to schedule another biopsy ASAP, so that&amp;#39;s on for tomorrow morning.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Who&amp;#39;s having margaritas with me when this pain-in-the-arse crap is over? (Honestly not stressed, I just want margaritas 🍸🍹)&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/079/270/762/204/476/original/d3ec820581e9a465.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-16T08:13:14Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxqjz5vsd74st7ap3z28vtcuevyhktstns4u0csp7n2h2dn4a9vzczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few36ecaj</id>
    
      <title type="html">Morning, I guess. ...</title>
    
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      Morning, I guess.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/077/022/097/137/712/original/64c11128b7d4fca3.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-15T22:34:36Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspvft89zd667h8jc05h33fygcy58upt7wx8fvp8vqgq3vfm557rzszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few7r39zc</id>
    
      <title type="html">The hair is an entity unto itself. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspvft89zd667h8jc05h33fygcy58upt7wx8fvp8vqgq3vfm557rzszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few7r39zc" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsgqx5vvz8ux9yv0rd9sspknvzs4fptm8g9zkkwqcefn6xxujafd3s0ru36y&#39;&gt;nevent1q…u36y&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The hair is an entity unto itself.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/073/949/487/533/065/original/fb9c78feb274f519.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-15T09:33:06Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsge2j6rckvwznqzh3lnucwuqhtky2gfcj2zm7zf44mltnnj9tr3kszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewt900p3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Honestly a little jealous of Chris Minns&amp;#39; hair.</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsge2j6rckvwznqzh3lnucwuqhtky2gfcj2zm7zf44mltnnj9tr3kszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewt900p3" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrel5qye2mckzsa2kunl259e5ekpdn44x5tt9de3mvvlsq9esph2qxfsh9u&#39;&gt;nevent1q…sh9u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Honestly a little jealous of Chris Minns&amp;#39; hair.
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    <updated>2026-02-15T09:25:32Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Just realised Chris Minns is the same age as me- a few weeks ...</title>
    
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      Just realised Chris Minns is the same age as me- a few weeks younger, as a matter of fact.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Anyway, thanks for the bonus public holiday, CM! I should probably thank his hair as well; it looks as though it started putting out a heartbeat of its own some time ago, and maybe even participates in some of the more minor decision-making.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/073/893/480/728/616/original/03949db5f9ab2fc2.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-15T09:20:13Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Haitian &amp;#34;Zombie Desert&amp;#34; coffee beans Get in the fucking ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswvzfujmgazdnp86lut27j5phg776gjttxpfpnfj2q0zgymw2mznczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337feww6ufg7" />
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      Haitian &amp;#34;Zombie Desert&amp;#34; coffee beans&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Get in the fucking cart.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/072/516/651/820/941/original/90b87855729a00b1.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-15T03:29:49Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Slept another 13 hours so arrived at the beach pretty late this ...</title>
    
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      Slept another 13 hours so arrived at the beach pretty late this morning. When I turn up during sunrise, I see a cute brown cocker spaniel, all smiles and wags. When I turn up after 10, it&amp;#39;s smiling sea monster corpses.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I mean, what in the name of Lovecraft IS this? Blowfish skeleton? Spawn of Cthulhu?&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/071/530/937/697/924/original/478c6bbdc66def89.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-14T23:17:41Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s 7:45 p.m. and I&amp;#39;m about to brush my teeth and floss ...</title>
    
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      It&amp;#39;s 7:45 p.m. and I&amp;#39;m about to brush my teeth and floss before repairing to my bed chamber, but before I go I&amp;#39;ll just leave you with these sulphur-crested twats, a purple swamphen, and a magpie.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Night night, Fedi. See you after I resurface, whenever that may be.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/068/100/237/276/024/original/c7ea9bfbea654a96.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/068/100/360/730/373/original/3e01151e2672936c.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/068/100/469/950/127/original/6efbc67cc9bd8918.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/068/100/573/498/000/original/7f67875a46aa736d.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-14T08:47:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Slept a full 13 hours last night and could have kept going. The ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgtknycsfx7t79fk3x2j7cxe7wfe5u85egfvsatc2s62eyccqft3gzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewquysze" />
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      Slept a full 13 hours last night and could have kept going. The thought of missing this guy at the beach is the reason I finally got up.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I could easily go back to sleep, but instead I&amp;#39;ll go to the gym and walk in the rain for a while and then read my new book (Ghost Cities by Chinese-Australian author Siang Lu).&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/065/798/972/591/005/original/f84675511563e0df.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-13T23:01:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0l5lkjl2kj8wh9xru6cdyttnt0q24wjev7vqf8vskkctjspfq4pgzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewyjeecg</id>
    
      <title type="html">Biopsy: done Left boob: tender At least the doctor didn&amp;#39;t ask ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0l5lkjl2kj8wh9xru6cdyttnt0q24wjev7vqf8vskkctjspfq4pgzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewyjeecg" />
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      Biopsy: done&lt;br/&gt;Left boob: tender&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;At least the doctor didn&amp;#39;t ask to move in with me afterwards. 😒
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    <updated>2026-02-12T08:41:34Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0c5d096d6nndxvhc4dvnarjx73ur8h8dm2aknje8qv9grnphf59szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewp8w3wx</id>
    
      <title type="html">Oh, it is totally luck. Anyone can get cancer, anyone. So much in ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0c5d096d6nndxvhc4dvnarjx73ur8h8dm2aknje8qv9grnphf59szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewp8w3wx" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsxfpcghj649g387vss6d492r6axcr4jt47j3xpq35zv5ptdgd6ufctmzzuy&#39;&gt;nevent1q…zzuy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, it is totally luck. Anyone can get cancer, anyone. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So much in life really comes down to luck- genetics, socioeconomic circumstances, intelligence, etc. I&amp;#39;m really very lucky in a lot of ways; here&amp;#39;s hoping for one more.
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    <updated>2026-02-10T09:31:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqrhwh3w7577m4g5acy4zvrptwj0vv9wq60qup2zegc6uy3kq5ukqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewj30w5m</id>
    
      <title type="html">I haven&amp;#39;t done an overshare in a while, have I? OVERSHARE # ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqrhwh3w7577m4g5acy4zvrptwj0vv9wq60qup2zegc6uy3kq5ukqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewj30w5m" />
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      I haven&amp;#39;t done an overshare in a while, have I?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;OVERSHARE # 875&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Things are going well in my life in many ways, but lately I&amp;#39;ve been kinda depressed not because I&amp;#39;m going through diagnostic testing to hopefully rule out breast cancer, but because contemplating all possible outcomes has made me confront the fact that if I do kick the bucket, the only person it will matter to is me. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Just wanted to thank some of you for being here and making me smile anyway. You guys are wonderful. I&amp;#39;d tag you, but I don&amp;#39;t want anyone feeling left out (and you probably know who you are, anyway).&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;At any rate, I&amp;#39;m optimistic about the outcome but prepared for the worst. And by prepared, I mean I&amp;#39;m prepared to blow my entire savings that were meant for a home deposit and go on an epic round-the-world trip that will end in New Zealand, where they are humane enough to put you to sleep with dignity.
    </content>
    <updated>2026-02-10T09:06:52Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrwsa4w9zy7tg2mrn7m5lahy2q7nlwdsqe4xta4g0x50x4f9x7rvqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few42zx7r</id>
    
      <title type="html">I love tinned sardines! The Brunswick ones in springwater, no ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrwsa4w9zy7tg2mrn7m5lahy2q7nlwdsqe4xta4g0x50x4f9x7rvqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few42zx7r" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrazfq2aqs7x6lmzcvyh2mp7xhf524jl5tszkhvcvs4zrg4jn0rnssdtut6&#39;&gt;nevent1q…tut6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I love tinned sardines! The Brunswick ones in springwater, no added salt.
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    <updated>2026-02-08T08:25:21Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqwdreqqxexqe7ynx3dmh3483wmzupl4sgxh7wpesshh55pgcm39gzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewhsttlx</id>
    
      <title type="html">Tonight&amp;#39;s low-effort dinner: Tinned sardines with tabasco and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqwdreqqxexqe7ynx3dmh3483wmzupl4sgxh7wpesshh55pgcm39gzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewhsttlx" />
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      Tonight&amp;#39;s low-effort dinner: Tinned sardines with tabasco and a baked potato&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#39;m 46. I&amp;#39;ll do what I want.
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    <updated>2026-02-08T07:25:59Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfslufkvn4af0tw66s2du7wnl8vvwq692qklq5t3udlt9xnednk0czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewhwzgay</id>
    
      <title type="html">Google Maps reckons I can cycle there in two days 😂😂</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfslufkvn4af0tw66s2du7wnl8vvwq692qklq5t3udlt9xnednk0czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewhwzgay" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs9plq83thj7656ysq6x58kguz7jjkd8p8cfdr8vsyyc9gq9rpe9uc4xsekm&#39;&gt;nevent1q…sekm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Google Maps reckons I can cycle there in two days 😂😂
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    <updated>2026-02-07T23:05:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgnetelv5z4k6zt0fqvm0sv7wmanuyjc98dgxuuh4cu925v8cs77czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few755l34</id>
    
      <title type="html">It&amp;#39;s a rainy Sunday, which means going for a stupid walk with ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgnetelv5z4k6zt0fqvm0sv7wmanuyjc98dgxuuh4cu925v8cs77czyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few755l34" />
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      It&amp;#39;s a rainy Sunday, which means going for a stupid walk with my stupid umbrella instead of cycling along the coast in the sunshine. Boo! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nevertheless, it&amp;#39;s a terrific day- I slept well, I have exciting books to read when I get back, my chores are all done, and the animals are still out.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good morning from Wollongong, everybody.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/031/766/747/576/187/original/0aed7b15fe64e5cc.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/031/766/869/396/090/original/84292c91a0a80d9a.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/031/766/992/088/151/original/0d441145af19c9fd.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-07T22:46:38Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvgwmx580pmdrv5sjf4h0c2k2mqehp5j5jsgewwmrjtmaj83l8vgszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few5wtn54</id>
    
      <title type="html">I mean, it&amp;#39;s basic diagnostics- ultrasound, mammogram, ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvgwmx580pmdrv5sjf4h0c2k2mqehp5j5jsgewwmrjtmaj83l8vgszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few5wtn54" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs0umj8a0s09pv8ae7l6ztrl8w9y2pup8uefhcdnksqa67ne0qtq8qpgvj6j&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vj6j&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I mean, it&amp;#39;s basic diagnostics- ultrasound, mammogram, biopsy. It&amp;#39;s not fucking Dr House diagnostics here.
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    <updated>2026-02-07T07:03:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszfmg83kknpv6d5c6su7hzj26t7gh9g6920lwd6wakz7yw3gtf3yqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewapcks3</id>
    
      <title type="html">Well, they can&amp;#39;t be as bad as the last people who lost my USB ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszfmg83kknpv6d5c6su7hzj26t7gh9g6920lwd6wakz7yw3gtf3yqzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewapcks3" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsr3eq28gcg7s2nf0w6xr2t3w4z0u0qqv2vzh23r9npp2jq2hly3xcz3vg0e&#39;&gt;nevent1q…vg0e&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Well, they can&amp;#39;t be as bad as the last people who lost my USB and locked themselves out of my patient portal 🙄🙄🙄
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    <updated>2026-02-07T06:28:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdxv8zkkwg8r3cm8yv349wcje4km08ypygl2q7czrhk229zlawqwczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewp4zy5r</id>
    
      <title type="html">In my anecdotal experiences (recent and longitudinal), when you ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdxv8zkkwg8r3cm8yv349wcje4km08ypygl2q7czrhk229zlawqwczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewp4zy5r" />
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      In my anecdotal experiences (recent and longitudinal), when you tell someone you aren&amp;#39;t interested in being in a relationship now or in the forseeable future and they assure you they&amp;#39;re totally cool with that, they really aren&amp;#39;t totally cool with that. At all. In fact, they may even ask if you want to move in together very soon.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So that&amp;#39;s how I broke up with someone I wasn&amp;#39;t even in a relationship with. In other news, I&amp;#39;m getting my boobs manhandled again next week, but this time by someone in medical scrubs. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;At least they won&amp;#39;t ask to move in afterwards.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/027/767/030/167/836/original/adfbfa444b9f3236.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/027/767/168/698/695/original/dae24f7dd99dcbc2.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-07T06:00:40Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspthcp9dhl0y2senqc8xk7cr5t0g8859vpaeqlasad5h34nwn3s9szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewjn9rpv</id>
    
      <title type="html">I have nowhere else to put this. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspthcp9dhl0y2senqc8xk7cr5t0g8859vpaeqlasad5h34nwn3s9szyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewjn9rpv" />
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      I have nowhere else to put this.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;video controls width=&#34;100%&#34; class=&#34;max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700&#34;&gt;&lt;source src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/022/933/975/322/166/original/310cbd5ee63bef4e.mp4&#34;&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-06T09:19:52Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrq4p5dyj5t50ehssyxj23c9kf75gkjlw7m6m879rvy9xzlzjgkfgzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewjn7grp</id>
    
      <title type="html">I accomplished a ton at work today, I&amp;#39;m in high demand in my ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrq4p5dyj5t50ehssyxj23c9kf75gkjlw7m6m879rvy9xzlzjgkfgzyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewjn7grp" />
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      I accomplished a ton at work today, I&amp;#39;m in high demand in my branch, and I&amp;#39;m booking seats with my friend from work to see Suzy Izzard&amp;#39;s one-person performance of Hamlet in Sydney this winter.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also- possibly most momentous of all - I saw a birb 😃&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s been a good day.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/011/619/118/633/201/original/4a0a79812c62c8d4.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-04T09:22:58Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8454yyvjz3f9y33cjr34x9ndahpzmet75z7nne6rcy9sh4a8u0fczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewm6fxj2</id>
    
      <title type="html">..but you have just procured your airfare, right? 😃</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8454yyvjz3f9y33cjr34x9ndahpzmet75z7nne6rcy9sh4a8u0fczyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewm6fxj2" />
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsrzrx205cd24n5f8sn75yg6wl92lqaz729muyua2uukl6ca3y6p9qwzwpmx&#39;&gt;nevent1q…wpmx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;..but you have just procured your airfare, right? 😃
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    <updated>2026-02-04T08:27:45Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0fmew347qyqyftc72flgh9n922l867wau4ug4f5gp9hswrjx06rszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewr8fy2m</id>
    
      <title type="html">Everybody, Suzy Izzard is bringing her one-person performance of ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0fmew347qyqyftc72flgh9n922l867wau4ug4f5gp9hswrjx06rszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337fewr8fy2m" />
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      Everybody, Suzy Izzard is bringing her one-person performance of Hamlet to Sydney this June! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.sydneyoperahouse.com/theatre/izzard-hamlet?gclsrc=aw.ds&amp;amp;gad_source=1&amp;amp;gad_campaignid=22927935522&amp;amp;gclid=CjwKCAiA1obMBhAbEiwAsUBbIjLgZOBSFgUespCdDuTGsa4kUd-thvZIsU9YwABqD6owyIbnRl2NqBoCMEAQAvD_BwE&#34;&gt;https://www.sydneyoperahouse.com/theatre/izzard-hamlet?gclsrc=aw.ds&amp;amp;gad_source=1&amp;amp;gad_campaignid=22927935522&amp;amp;gclid=CjwKCAiA1obMBhAbEiwAsUBbIjLgZOBSFgUespCdDuTGsa4kUd-thvZIsU9YwABqD6owyIbnRl2NqBoCMEAQAvD_BwE&lt;/a&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-04T06:25:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Feeling kinda sad, so here&amp;#39;s something that&amp;#39;s not sad. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsft5wtuymtclr9tqwelv5gkm5empfn4zazklt6dql9pt3jwh8ckdszyrecktuva63jsh9nkqfydpwufaum0x9005456sxjhrm5rh2337few3wru28" />
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      Feeling kinda sad, so here&amp;#39;s something that&amp;#39;s not sad.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/999/703/736/587/151/original/dd09eb5f8028911c.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-02-02T06:51:04Z</updated>
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