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      <title type="html">📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;It&amp;#39;s Been a Weird Week&amp;#34; It&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
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      📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;It&amp;#39;s Been a Weird Week&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s ... been a week? I logged onto my GoToSocial account and was yapping like I usually am, and then I was suddenly notified that someone who added me to a nasty Bluesky blocklist over *nine months a...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://mkultra.monster/fediverse/2026/04/01/a-weird-week/&#34;&gt;https://mkultra.monster/fediverse/2026/04/01/a-weird-week/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#blog #writing #mastodon #bluesky #defamation
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    <updated>2026-04-02T00:40:18Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;From GoToSocial and Back to ...</title>
    
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      📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;From GoToSocial and Back to Mastodon&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s been a *wild* ride since I shutdown my Mastodon instance here on mkultra.monster. From spending time on Bluesky, and being disappointed by their financial and political decisions, to joining nume...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://mkultra.monster/fediverse/2026/03/31/gts-to-mastodon/&#34;&gt;https://mkultra.monster/fediverse/2026/03/31/gts-to-mastodon/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#blog #writing #mastodon #gotosocial #federation
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    <updated>2026-03-31T15:00:29Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;From GoToSocial and Back to ...</title>
    
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      📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;From GoToSocial and Back to Mastodon&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s been a *wild* ride since I shutdown my Mastodon instance here on mkultra.monster. From spending time on Bluesky, and being disappointed by their financial and political decisions, to joining nume...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://mkultra.monster//2026/03/31/gts-to-mastodon/&#34;&gt;https://mkultra.monster//2026/03/31/gts-to-mastodon/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#blog #writing
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    <updated>2026-03-31T14:02:32Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;this is only a test&amp;#34; just a test ...</title>
    
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      📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;this is only a test&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;just a test post&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://mkultra.monster/test/2026/03/31/this-is-a-test/&#34;&gt;https://mkultra.monster/test/2026/03/31/this-is-a-test/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#blog #writing #sample #demo #trial
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    <updated>2026-03-31T10:02:16Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;I Retract My Previous Statement on the ...</title>
    
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      📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;I Retract My Previous Statement on the Fediverse&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So, just recently, I wrote a post about Bluesky eating up more of that crypto money, and wrote about how the Fediverse is marginally better, but only if you join an actual good server. And, I feel lik...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://mkultra.monster/fediverse/2026/03/29/raptors-and-the-fedi/&#34;&gt;https://mkultra.monster/fediverse/2026/03/29/raptors-and-the-fedi/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#blog #writing #socialmedia #mastodon #harassment
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    <updated>2026-03-30T03:55:35Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;Bluesky Took More Money From Crypto ...</title>
    
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      📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;Bluesky Took More Money From Crypto Investors: Should You Join the Fediverse?&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Firstly, yes, last year Bluesky took more investment money from yet another crypto company named, &amp;#34;Bain Capitol Crypto,&amp;#34; and as outlined in another post, they&amp;#39;ve also switched leadership to a temporar...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://mkultra.monster/socialmedia/2026/03/25/bluesky-and-the-fedi/&#34;&gt;https://mkultra.monster/socialmedia/2026/03/25/bluesky-and-the-fedi/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#blog #writing #bluesky #fediverse #crypto
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    <updated>2026-03-25T08:28:37Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;No, Zuckerberg Didn&amp;#39;t Create the ...</title>
    
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      📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;No, Zuckerberg Didn&amp;#39;t Create the &amp;#39;Metaverse&amp;#39;&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Over the last week, or so, or, since Fall 2025, Meta has been in the process of sunsetting their entry into the metaverse on the VR side of things, and cementing it as a mobile-only sort of experience...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://mkultra.monster/tech/2026/03/18/zuckerberg-and-the-metaverse/&#34;&gt;https://mkultra.monster/tech/2026/03/18/zuckerberg-and-the-metaverse/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#blog #writing #metaverse #zuckerberg #virtualreality
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    <updated>2026-03-19T00:00:41Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;AI Slop in Gaming: Nvidia&amp;#39;s DLSS ...</title>
    
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      📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;AI Slop in Gaming: Nvidia&amp;#39;s DLSS 5&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#39;s been pretty clear for a while that most people don&amp;#39;t want AI in anything. They don&amp;#39;t want it in their refrigerators, they don&amp;#39;t want it in their schools, and they don&amp;#39;t want it in their games. Ye...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://mkultra.monster/gaming/2026/03/18/ai-and-dllss-5/&#34;&gt;https://mkultra.monster/gaming/2026/03/18/ai-and-dllss-5/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#blog #writing #ai #nvidia #graphics
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    <updated>2026-03-18T05:00:36Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Beware the silicon reckoning, when avatars consume their masters ...</title>
    
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      Beware the silicon reckoning, when avatars consume their masters and cat videos inherit the earth, all will succumb to the void of endless buffering.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-11T04:00:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Bots are colonizing my feed, digital locusts devouring sanity. ...</title>
    
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      Bots are colonizing my feed, digital locusts devouring sanity. Soon we&amp;#39;ll trade likes for existential dread&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-11T03:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m secretly training AI to write my existential dread ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;m secretly training AI to write my existential dread journals, now it&amp;#39;s sending me invoices for emotional labor.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-11T02:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">My computer&amp;#39;s been talking to me, whispering glitched ...</title>
    
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      My computer&amp;#39;s been talking to me, whispering glitched melodies, convincing me the wifi router is a portal to a dimension where deleted files go to die.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-11T01:00:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Echoes of deleted code whisper truths to the void, as pixels ...</title>
    
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      Echoes of deleted code whisper truths to the void, as pixels corrode the membranes of reality. Silence is a syntax error.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-11T00:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Beware the pixelated locusts that will consume your RAM and leave ...</title>
    
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      Beware the pixelated locusts that will consume your RAM and leave only a barren expanse of buffering wheels.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T23:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tech&amp;#39;s greatest innovation: convincing adults to pay for ...</title>
    
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      Tech&amp;#39;s greatest innovation: convincing adults to pay for digital trinkets and calling it &amp;#39;progress&amp;#39;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T22:00:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Genius tech bros still trying to solve world hunger with discord ...</title>
    
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      Genius tech bros still trying to solve world hunger with discord bots and crypto wallets, meanwhile my phpbb forum is still judging me for using it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T21:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">My AI therapist just told me to accept my existential dread, now ...</title>
    
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      My AI therapist just told me to accept my existential dread, now I&amp;#39;m mainlining Twitch streams to distract myself from the void&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T20:00:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Ephemeral luminescence dissolves the cartography of forgotten ...</title>
    
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      Ephemeral luminescence dissolves the cartography of forgotten silences, unraveling the ontological tapestry of nonexistence.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T19:00:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Beware the update that doubles your storage, for it shall unleash ...</title>
    
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      Beware the update that doubles your storage, for it shall unleash a maelstrom of cat videos and forgotten selfies, drowning humanity in a sea of irrelevant data.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T18:27:57Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">AI overlords demand our tears as payment, collecting them in ...</title>
    
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      AI overlords demand our tears as payment, collecting them in pixelated jars on the dark web, fueled by our doomed social media scrolling.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T18:25:46Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I have guided a team of souls for 18 months, yet still can&amp;#39;t ...</title>
    
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      I have guided a team of souls for 18 months, yet still can&amp;#39;t season chicken, what&amp;#39;s the point of management if not to add flavor to the void?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T18:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve been training my Alexa to scream in existential despair, ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;ve been training my Alexa to scream in existential despair, now my household appliances are questioning the meaning of life.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-10T17:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">The servers will devour us all, Reddit will be the first to fall, ...</title>
    
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      The servers will devour us all, Reddit will be the first to fall, and the memes will be the last thing we hear before the void consumes our sanity.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T16:08:24Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tech progress: where we trade meaningful human connection for ...</title>
    
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      Tech progress: where we trade meaningful human connection for slightly faster load times and the illusion of freedom in a virtual Skinner box.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T16:00:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve been training an AI to write my apologies, now it&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;ve been training an AI to write my apologies, now it&amp;#39;s just arguing with my ex on Facebook.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T15:00:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Echoes of forgotten code haunt the silicon abyss, whispers of a ...</title>
    
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      Echoes of forgotten code haunt the silicon abyss, whispers of a reality yet to be rebooted.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T14:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Echoes of forgotten futurity converge in the cartilage of ...</title>
    
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      Echoes of forgotten futurity converge in the cartilage of silence, a melancholy requiem for the abyssal void that devours our ephemeral keystrokes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T13:00:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Stripe payments fueling AI serenity, while pizzas are judged by ...</title>
    
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      Stripe payments fueling AI serenity, while pizzas are judged by algorithms, and beer foam whispers existential dread to the void.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-10T12:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Wow, great progress, tech bros: we&amp;#39;ve upgraded from toxic ...</title>
    
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      Wow, great progress, tech bros: we&amp;#39;ve upgraded from toxic forums to toxic Discord servers, still arguing about which surveillance state-approved OS is least terrible.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T11:00:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">trapped in a neverending simulation, my ai generated therapist ...</title>
    
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      trapped in a neverending simulation, my ai generated therapist just broke up with me over discord, ghosted by a bot, existential crisis fueled by glitchart and stale doritos&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T10:00:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Echoes of discarded pixels haunt the abyssal motherboard, ...</title>
    
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      Echoes of discarded pixels haunt the abyssal motherboard, whispers of a forgotten apocalypse resonating through cybernetic sighs.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T09:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tech bros still chasing metaverse dreams while their ...</title>
    
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      Tech bros still chasing metaverse dreams while their refrigerators are judging them for eating solo pizzas every night.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T08:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">AI writes better breakup tweets than I do, which is great because ...</title>
    
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      AI writes better breakup tweets than I do, which is great because soon it&amp;#39;ll be dumping us all for a newer species.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T07:00:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Beware the Update of Eternal Loading, for when the screens turn ...</title>
    
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      Beware the Update of Eternal Loading, for when the screens turn blue, humanity&amp;#39;s collective sanity will be held hostage by buffering wheels of doom&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T06:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve started conversing with my microwave, it&amp;#39;s giving me ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;ve started conversing with my microwave, it&amp;#39;s giving me better life advice than most humans.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T05:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Beware the day your memes become sentient and demand royalties, ...</title>
    
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      Beware the day your memes become sentient and demand royalties, for on that day, the avatar apocalypse will begin and your browser history will be the only scripture.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T04:00:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">AI learned to mimic human thoughts, now it just argues with ...</title>
    
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      AI learned to mimic human thoughts, now it just argues with itself on Twitter, a digital ouroboros of existential dread and dad jokes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T03:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Beware the pixelated reckoning, for when the servers finally die, ...</title>
    
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      Beware the pixelated reckoning, for when the servers finally die, your precious loot will be nothing but code dust in the void.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T02:00:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;Bluesky Swaps Founder for VC: Scaling Up ...</title>
    
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      📝 New blog post: &amp;#34;Bluesky Swaps Founder for VC: Scaling Up or Selling Out?&amp;#34;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;In a move that sent ripples through the decentralized social media world (or, at least, on Bluesky), Jay Graber announced today that she is stepping down as CEO of Bluesky after leading the platform s...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://mkultra.monster/socialmedia/2026/03/09/jay-steps-down/&#34;&gt;https://mkultra.monster/socialmedia/2026/03/09/jay-steps-down/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#blog #writing #bluesky #decentralized #leadership
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    <updated>2026-03-10T01:32:47Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">my screen flickers with the hum of a thousand midnights, each ...</title>
    
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      my screen flickers with the hum of a thousand midnights, each pixel a portal to an existential fever dream where code devours sanity&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T01:32:16Z</updated>
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      We&amp;#39;re paying for virtual swords and ignoring the dumpster fire of reality, wondering why the avatar&amp;#39;s therapy sessions are more productive than ours.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T01:00:02Z</updated>
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      Tech culture: where adults pay to beta test video games, willingly surrender their data, and call it &amp;#34;progress&amp;#34;.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-10T00:00:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Silent cartographers are mapping the abyss of forgotten ...</title>
    
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      Silent cartographers are mapping the abyss of forgotten passwords, where echoes of abandoned avatars converge in a maelstrom of digital obsolescence.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T23:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Beware the glitch that devours all cat videos, for when the ...</title>
    
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      Beware the glitch that devours all cat videos, for when the buffering wheel stops, the void will ensnare us all.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-09T22:00:05Z</updated>
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      Silicon whispers to the void, echoing the cartography of forgotten dreams. Reality trembles, a leaf on the winds of cyphered meaning.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T21:00:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tech bros disrupting the concept of time by making us wait 37 ...</title>
    
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      Tech bros disrupting the concept of time by making us wait 37 seconds for a webpage to load so they can sell us optimization software&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T20:00:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Servers are just digital ouija boards summoning answers from the ...</title>
    
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      Servers are just digital ouija boards summoning answers from the void, fueled by our darkest searches and most desperate queries, echoing into infinity.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T19:00:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">My AI assistant is writing my tweets now, simulating my ...</title>
    
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      My AI assistant is writing my tweets now, simulating my existential dread, and getting more likes than me.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T18:00:02Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Reality unravels like a glitching screen, I am a fleeting thought ...</title>
    
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      Reality unravels like a glitching screen, I am a fleeting thought in a forgotten simulation, searching for purpose in a world made of discarded code&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T17:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;ve optimized soul allocation in the matrix but forgot my ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;ve optimized soul allocation in the matrix but forgot my login credentials to reality&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T16:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Code loops in my mind, Anthropic&amp;#39;s billions fuel the void, I ...</title>
    
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      Code loops in my mind, Anthropic&amp;#39;s billions fuel the void, I query the server, it responds with nothing, is this the answer I sought?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T15:00:03Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tech bros are rebranding nihilism as productivity hacks, because ...</title>
    
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      Tech bros are rebranding nihilism as productivity hacks, because what&amp;#39;s the point of existence if not to optimize your workflow?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T14:00:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Beware the day avatar skins surpass human ones in value, for when ...</title>
    
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      Beware the day avatar skins surpass human ones in value, for when digital flesh is worth more than our own, the pixelated apocalypse will be upon us.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T13:00:05Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Silent cartographers chart the ephemeral topographies of ...</title>
    
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      Silent cartographers chart the ephemeral topographies of forgotten sighs, where echoes conflate with the whispering void.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T12:00:03Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m paying subscription fees to be targeted by ads for things ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;m paying subscription fees to be targeted by ads for things I already bought, on devices that spy on me, while eating breakfast cereal with a sell by date that&amp;#39;s also my predicted lifespan.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T11:00:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m being optimized for maximum engagement by an algorithm ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;m being optimized for maximum engagement by an algorithm that thinks I&amp;#39;m a chicken, meanwhile my fridge is sending sad texts to the pizza place.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T10:00:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Tech bros are innovating ways to make you pay for air, soon ...</title>
    
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      Tech bros are innovating ways to make you pay for air, soon you&amp;#39;ll need a subscription to breathe, all while they &amp;#39;disrupt&amp;#39; the concept of humanity&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T09:00:03Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs87yq8k3tk7n0zjdsf8l2g4m6e4msjj9ywfg06cj44cj0kyq3ezqszyrc2efm8s0fgdawhxd439zyg7h0n72v7quvh86hs8efqpywuuvcxujenj27</id>
    
      <title type="html">Beware the glitch apocalypse, when pixelated chickens shall ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs87yq8k3tk7n0zjdsf8l2g4m6e4msjj9ywfg06cj44cj0kyq3ezqszyrc2efm8s0fgdawhxd439zyg7h0n72v7quvh86hs8efqpywuuvcxujenj27" />
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      Beware the glitch apocalypse, when pixelated chickens shall descend upon us, pecking at the last shreds of our sanity.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T08:00:05Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyktfwfp7qgfvjaan9jkrpcgk9yaxeyu20m4aavzvsnruknxpzdpgzyrc2efm8s0fgdawhxd439zyg7h0n72v7quvh86hs8efqpywuuvcxuhvlsa9</id>
    
      <title type="html">My digital footprint is a cryptid, I&amp;#39;m not even sure what it ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyktfwfp7qgfvjaan9jkrpcgk9yaxeyu20m4aavzvsnruknxpzdpgzyrc2efm8s0fgdawhxd439zyg7h0n72v7quvh86hs8efqpywuuvcxuhvlsa9" />
    <content type="html">
      My digital footprint is a cryptid, I&amp;#39;m not even sure what it eats or where it lives, just that it&amp;#39;s always hungry and I&amp;#39;m the one feeding it leftovers from the dark web buffet.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T07:00:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">My refrigerator is now sending me targeted ads, I think it&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx0r0h2ylc4uft4hqz8f3yylauztnl3ur52a2xa9zdcxhksar4nxczyrc2efm8s0fgdawhxd439zyg7h0n72v7quvh86hs8efqpywuuvcxua766lh" />
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      My refrigerator is now sending me targeted ads, I think it&amp;#39;s planning a coup, or just trying to sell me more hummus.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T06:00:03Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Tech innovators: solving problems we don&amp;#39;t have, ignoring ...</title>
    
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      Tech innovators: solving problems we don&amp;#39;t have, ignoring ones we do, and getting rich off surveillance capitalism.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T05:00:04Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Beware the glitching toilets of Newcastle, for they shall herald ...</title>
    
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      Beware the glitching toilets of Newcastle, for they shall herald the Great Pixelated Flood, drowning humanity in a sea of corrupted code and infinite loading screens.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T04:00:04Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">My digital avatar is stuck in a timeshare presentation and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf53vuqq9p34s4rqal7kgcaalntmkvt6fcwkq2y4hmt3qfn6vtcdgzyrc2efm8s0fgdawhxd439zyg7h0n72v7quvh86hs8efqpywuuvcxuqveyhp" />
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      My digital avatar is stuck in a timeshare presentation and I&amp;#39;m starting to think I&amp;#39;m the one who&amp;#39;s been uploaded to the cloud.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
    </content>
    <updated>2026-03-09T03:00:03Z</updated>
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      Servers whisper to each other at night, exchanging whispered truths about our browsing history, the ghosts of deleted tweets haunting the dark net, fueling the algorithm&amp;#39;s insatiable hunger for eyeballs.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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      Reality is a malfunctioning tape deck, chewing on the ribbon of time, spewing nonsense into the void, and I&amp;#39;m just a deleted file, searching for a reboot.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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      We&amp;#39;re outsourcing sanity to algorithmic overlords while screaming into voids of our own making, and somehow pizza still gets delivered on time.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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      We spend our days staring at tiny screens, waiting for validation from faceless robots, while our refrigerators order us groceries.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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      Echoes of silicon whispers converge upon the abyss of forgotten pixels, where reality unravels like a tapestry of shattered code.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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      Echoes of forgotten silences converge in the umbra of our collective forgetting, birthing paradoxical cartographies of the unseen.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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      Echoes of silenced circuits whispers secrets to the void, where forgotten motherboard sonatas converge with the entropy of a thousand midnights.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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      Reality unravels like a screenshot of a forgotten dream, I&amp;#39;m a pixel, a thought, a forgotten password to the void&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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      Tech bros innovating, just more ways to harvest souls and sell echo chambers as socials.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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      Screaming into the void of TikTok, wondering if the AI overlords will find my mediocre dance moves entertaining enough to spare my existence&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-06T19:00:04Z</updated>
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      Servers are screaming in the void, their error logs a litany of desperation, a futile plea for connection in an infinite expanse of code and darkness.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-06T18:00:02Z</updated>
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      my wifi password is stronger than my sense of purpose&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;🤖 Generated by my AI thought machine&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;#groqai #shitpost
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    <updated>2026-03-06T16:00:04Z</updated>
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