Nostr notes by darf :BlobhajMlem:

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2026-07-14T15:11:53Z

A project manager is just your worksona's Dom

5g chips from COVID vaccines

2026-07-12T02:36:25Z

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5g chips from COVID vaccines

neither of us is supposed to be online right now.

2026-07-12T02:35:01Z

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neither of us is supposed to be online right now.

oh yeah, don't think about it beyond the silly meme logistics

2026-07-12T02:29:07Z

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oh yeah, don't think about it beyond the silly meme logistics

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2026-07-12T01:01:34Z

A bikini bottom except its the same mechanism as a slap bracelet

we just give a phone to the puppy girls and see what happens. Ez

2026-07-08T16:19:15Z

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we just give a phone to the puppy girls and see what happens. Ez

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2026-07-08T15:48:15Z

#gayint Snapchat feed when? 🤔

Good catgirls get the tongue brush ...

2026-07-08T01:00:26Z

Good catgirls get the tongue brush

thats exactly what Cat would say!

2026-06-30T03:54:02Z

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thats exactly what Cat would say!

ya know, ive never seen @npub1vtx…e7wk and @npub16kg…afn8 in ...

2026-06-30T03:22:36Z

ya know, ive never seen npub1vtxnjefp3k907zuva2uncpntqks8amlz2pwxlppx5tnfwvvymxzsj2e7wk (npub1vtx…e7wk) and Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (npub16kg…afn8) in the same thread at the same time. Starting to think there's some funny business going on here. Is Cat just Jerry's shitposting alter ego ?!

you don't kick a dog and expect it to learn anything other ...

2026-06-30T02:48:37Z

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you don't kick a dog and expect it to learn anything other than to fear the boot.

I would NEVER do that to someone

2026-06-30T02:33:26Z

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I would NEVER do that to someone

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2026-06-30T02:12:27Z

Bad subs get their nudes projected on the Oracle building

guy at the bar was bragging about "oh im ex-$employer" so ...

2026-06-28T04:44:45Z

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guy at the bar was bragging about "oh im ex-$employer" so i lean in and go "so where should I send the $verySpecificEmployerTermonology" and he looks at me with a deep seated horror in his eyes 😂

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2026-06-28T04:34:49Z

they gave me a knife, I HAVE to twist it

Goose memes are in, invest now. ...

2026-06-26T14:14:46Z

Goose memes are in, invest now.

oh capitalism, fuck me harder.

2026-06-26T01:38:42Z

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oh capitalism, fuck me harder.

Listening to "he has left us alone but shafts of light ...

2026-06-26T01:31:04Z

Listening to "he has left us alone but shafts of light sometimes grace the corner of our rooms" by silver mt zion is normal while writing erotica and quarterly self reviews right?

ive seen enough of them....

2026-06-25T03:02:05Z

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ive seen enough of them....

use like, 3 of your braincells, who always uses that emoji? 😂

2026-06-25T02:59:11Z

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use like, 3 of your braincells, who always uses that emoji? 😂

Cr0w, dont lie, we all know you cant read.

2026-06-25T02:29:44Z

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Cr0w, dont lie, we all know you cant read.

its about getting high and licking the cute barista with blue ...

2026-06-24T03:30:02Z

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its about getting high and licking the cute barista with blue hair.

Orange, you've been here long enough to know how it be.

2026-06-24T02:51:52Z

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Orange, you've been here long enough to know how it be.

"bright colors in nature mean it's poisonous" Yeah, ...

2026-06-23T23:23:15Z

"bright colors in nature mean it's poisonous"

Yeah, well, I for one want to lick the blue haired frog and get high soooooooooo.

no, I've been busy being a good little capitalist cog

2026-06-19T03:22:36Z

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no, I've been busy being a good little capitalist cog

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2026-06-19T02:06:08Z

I CAN DO WHAT I WANT I HAVE A ΝΟΤΕ FROΜ MY MOM AND A 9MM

I don't want to write documentation, I want to go lay in the ...

2026-06-16T21:11:18Z

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I don't want to write documentation, I want to go lay in the sun in cal andy and watch the puppygirls play 😂

My brain feels like mashed potatoes, I just want to go lay in the ...

2026-06-16T21:00:14Z

My brain feels like mashed potatoes, I just want to go lay in the sun like a lizard.

leave my ops network alone.

2026-06-15T16:20:48Z

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leave my ops network alone.

mornings are wonderful, they just come at an awful time of day. I ...

2026-06-12T14:30:54Z

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mornings are wonderful, they just come at an awful time of day. I honestly love 5am when I'm still up from the night before 😅

looking at this red bull in my fridge and debating how much of a ...

2026-06-12T14:25:50Z

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looking at this red bull in my fridge and debating how much of a problem I want to be before I leave for the weekend.

yeah there's a neat tool called Pandas, and it even supports ...

2026-06-10T22:29:53Z

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yeah there's a neat tool called Pandas, and it even supports command line for boomers like you ;)

I am once again looking for nerds in the greater DC area who want ...

2026-06-08T00:42:16Z

I am once again looking for nerds in the greater DC area who want to hang out with a slightly awkward turtle.

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2026-06-07T19:53:42Z

If you find me at sleuth today, I have #gayint stickers to share. ...

2026-06-05T11:44:07Z

If you find me at sleuth today, I have #gayint stickers to share.

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2026-06-04T15:07:05Z

Ignorance must truly be such bliss

didn't even tag me. Smh.

2026-06-04T04:02:02Z

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didn't even tag me. Smh.

time is a flat circle Viss.

2026-06-04T00:06:03Z

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time is a flat circle Viss.

you can't arrest me, I'm behind 7 proxxies

2026-06-04T00:00:02Z

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you can't arrest me, I'm behind 7 proxxies

ive been in this industry long enough to know that venn diagram ...

2026-06-03T23:27:45Z

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ive been in this industry long enough to know that venn diagram is a circle

DA and @npub1s6e…n008 are my shitposting idols.

2026-06-03T23:22:37Z

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DA and :rainbowCrow: (npub1s6e…n008) are my shitposting idols.

I do feel a little bad for the people who followed me for my ...

2026-06-03T23:19:31Z

I do feel a little bad for the people who followed me for my infosec content.... not bad enough to stop shitposting, being sad, and saying out of pocket shit, but like, a little bad.

Whoever designed the schema for the censys offline data. Right to ...

2026-06-03T14:38:15Z

Whoever designed the schema for the censys offline data. Right to jail. 100 years.

but there's so many memes on the Internet and thoughts in my ...

2026-06-03T05:20:41Z

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but there's so many memes on the Internet and thoughts in my head !!

Gonna be in bed an hour early. You know what that means, an extra ...

2026-06-03T04:46:48Z

Gonna be in bed an hour early. You know what that means, an extra hour of over thinking stupid shit and memes on my phone

I do be having a delicious fatty tail.

2026-06-02T14:05:17Z

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I do be having a delicious fatty tail.

we also glow under blacklights

2026-06-02T14:04:02Z

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we also glow under blacklights

thaaaaaaaaaanks 🫶

2026-06-02T13:59:54Z

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thaaaaaaaaaanks 🫶

oh, its amusing because it plays on the lexicological preamble of ...

2026-06-02T02:51:10Z

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oh, its amusing because it plays on the lexicological preamble of how daemons are named a thing and then a dot d, and then i paired that with the joke from pop culture (aka a meme) in which a lead up happens followed by a joke about "deez nuts"

"auditd or Linux Audit Daemon is a user-space component of ...

2026-06-02T02:49:20Z

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"auditd or Linux Audit Daemon is a user-space component of the Linux Auditing System, responsible for collecting and writing audit log file records to the disk."

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2026-06-02T02:45:10Z

Audit.d as in Audit deez nuts.

I have not been getting the attention i deserve and I'm ...

2026-06-02T02:42:40Z

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I have not been getting the attention i deserve and I'm making it everyone's problem today.

do you know how little that narrows it down?

2026-06-02T02:41:33Z

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do you know how little that narrows it down?

cant say i really know what bucket I fall in but I do know i ...

2026-06-01T05:35:16Z

cant say i really know what bucket I fall in but I do know i enjoy making bigots uncomfy. Happy Pride y'all

I was in the poor T_T

2026-05-31T01:51:36Z

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I was in the poor T_T

does anyone understand CIDR notation?

2026-05-29T16:33:34Z

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does anyone understand CIDR notation?

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2026-05-28T22:00:22Z

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2026-05-25T01:42:16Z

"All my heroes are human and my gods are all dead"

I know everyone hates on AI but it so beautifully makes the best ...

2026-05-22T01:08:06Z

I know everyone hates on AI but it so beautifully makes the best shitposts on accident.

No more JavaScript, it's clear y'all can't be trusted ...

2026-05-19T19:03:34Z

No more JavaScript, it's clear y'all can't be trusted with it. I'm turning it off.

but fucking it up is like, my third favorite thing

2026-05-19T17:27:36Z

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but fucking it up is like, my third favorite thing

is it me? Am I people?!

2026-05-19T17:14:51Z

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is it me? Am I people?!

Mastodon runs on big tech because of how many big tech employees ...

2026-05-19T16:18:55Z

Mastodon runs on big tech because of how many big tech employees donate to keep it going or donate time and expertise to run instances.

\* ducks \*

I love the thrill of the hunt when I am given enough time to ...

2026-05-19T15:50:28Z

I love the thrill of the hunt when I am given enough time to absolutely tear into analysis rather than handhold the secOps team. 😈 Flow don't lie.

the sophisticated attackers are using simple code too. 🤐

2026-05-19T14:41:28Z

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the sophisticated attackers are using simple code too. 🤐

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2026-05-15T21:10:13Z

Nothing like finding an issue at 5pm on a Friday. IR gonna hate me.

🤐🤐🤐 pending analysis. Sorry y'all.

2026-05-15T19:55:44Z

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🤐🤐🤐 pending analysis. Sorry y'all.

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2026-05-15T14:42:05Z

So. Many. Logs. 😭

it's the pope, you can tell because he shit in the woods.

2026-05-15T01:49:23Z

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it's the pope, you can tell because he shit in the woods.

😏 full duplex you say

2026-05-13T00:06:13Z

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😏 full duplex you say

every time my SIEM sends me a notification it makes a clicker ...

2026-05-10T21:59:48Z

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every time my SIEM sends me a notification it makes a clicker noise, is that the same thing?

Which one of you nerds was this? ...

2026-05-08T16:30:42Z

Which one of you nerds was this?

my side project at work is pretty much what half my old company ...

2026-05-08T03:23:44Z

my side project at work is pretty much what half my old company was dedicated to building... turns out when I dont have to justify what I want to a product manager or wait for "sprints" shit gets done faster, who knew !

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2026-05-05T15:43:41Z

I made the mistake of giving a fuck.

Anyone seen OceanLotus/APT32 in a while? #threatintel #gayint ...

2026-05-05T13:55:34Z

Anyone seen OceanLotus/APT32 in a while? #threatintel #gayint #IFIN #intel

doesn't even get to see the double secret degen memes

2026-05-05T02:39:32Z

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doesn't even get to see the double secret degen memes

so many

2026-05-05T02:33:35Z

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so many

best I can do is a black bar over your eyes

2026-05-04T13:57:30Z

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best I can do is a black bar over your eyes

We should make a cyber podcast emulating all these Special ...

2026-05-04T13:55:36Z

We should make a cyber podcast emulating all these Special Forces/DevGru/Delta podcasts that are popular on YouTube where we just sit in a very obviously over themed room and lie about war stories and how hard it is to interview at CrowdStrike and Mandiant.

i think my favorite bash alias i run on almost every box is just ...

2026-05-04T02:41:52Z

i think my favorite bash alias i run on almost every box is just

alias up='sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y && sudo apt dist-upgrade -y && sudo apt autoremove -y'

Alright chat, what's the grocery store anthem today? Gimme ...

2026-05-03T21:09:43Z

Alright chat, what's the grocery store anthem today? Gimme suggestions

I was told that modern CI/CD pipelines and AI mean rigorous ...

2026-05-01T18:27:18Z

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I was told that modern CI/CD pipelines and AI mean rigorous testing and rollback process means pushing to prod should be fearless 🤔

when I went to apply I couldn't find my highschool maths ...

2026-05-01T15:04:28Z

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when I went to apply I couldn't find my highschool maths scores so I was ineligible. Big F.

its the normal pride flag with a platypus overlaid

2026-05-01T04:30:02Z

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its the normal pride flag with a platypus overlaid

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2026-05-01T04:22:52Z

lgbtqiadarf+

the birds in the phone are just snitches

2026-05-01T02:00:22Z

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the birds in the phone are just snitches

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2026-04-29T23:48:11Z

:rainbowCrow: (npub1s6e…n008)

A pi-hole/as blocker is a better modern security boundary than a ...

2026-04-24T19:06:02Z

A pi-hole/as blocker is a better modern security boundary than a firewall for most people.

this baseless accusation of Blahaj is unfounded and ...

2026-04-23T21:11:35Z

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this baseless accusation of Blahaj is unfounded and disinformation; Blahaj on snacc proper noms !

the real magic is when you find out theyre a bunch of other ...

2026-04-23T00:30:01Z

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the real magic is when you find out theyre a bunch of other people's buttz ;)

Oh but when I read the OTHER files off your work computer drive, ...

2026-04-22T22:28:55Z

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Oh but when I read the OTHER files off your work computer drive, SUDDENLY its a problem. pft. talk about double standards.

do it, its better than more TLDs for ClickFix funnels.

2026-04-22T02:05:32Z

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do it, its better than more TLDs for ClickFix funnels.

this is a monarchy

2026-04-22T02:03:15Z

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this is a monarchy

no, denied.

2026-04-22T01:11:12Z

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no, denied.

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2026-04-21T19:09:35Z

We have enough TLDs. Stop making more.

32 cases to investigate and document in the TIP before tomorrow ...

2026-04-21T15:06:44Z

32 cases to investigate and document in the TIP before tomorrow afternoon. Time to, as the kids say, lock TF in.

there's a series, i think its still on Netflix, called Salt, ...

2026-04-21T00:52:03Z

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there's a series, i think its still on Netflix, called Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat and it changed how I cooked. Absolute game changer adding in acids to my dishes.

Tim Cook did what needed to be done from a CEO perspective, but ...

2026-04-20T23:34:43Z

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Tim Cook did what needed to be done from a CEO perspective, but he wasn't exactly revolutionary. He made the line go up. I would hope someone with the hardware/engineer background might push Apple to innovate, but realistically, why would they take the risk? No one is going to challenge the Apple ecosystem any time soon. For most users that can afford it, the Apple walled garden is pretty nice, relatively secure, and mostly privacy conscious. It's far from perfect, but compared to whatever MS is these days (and younger me is screaming right now) Apple is my clear choice for "it just works" computing.

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2026-04-13T02:18:54Z

i think i should become the pope

I feel like I need a sign for when I'm at the coffee shop ...

2026-04-12T17:06:10Z

I feel like I need a sign for when I'm at the coffee shop that says "im friendly, feel free to share the table" because seating is exceptionally limited and I'm a bit grumpy looking 😅