Nostr notes by Caek Islove 🍰 💖

Enjoy your subscription diabetes ...

2026-05-01T17:26:24Z

Enjoy your subscription diabetes

I want to punch everyone who ever said "the government should ...

2026-04-24T18:49:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…2sd3
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I want to punch everyone who ever said "the government should be run like a business" in the face

Gee, I wonder who that might be 🙄 ...

2026-04-24T18:44:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…mqqu
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Gee, I wonder who that might be 🙄

Tyson runs these massive meatpacking complexes in flyover country ...

2026-04-24T17:55:06Z

Tyson runs these massive meatpacking complexes in flyover country that employ tens of thousands of illegals on a daily basis. Go arrest the owners of Tyson. They're literally criminals.

quoting
note1sv0…e804

Wake me up when the workplace raids start arresting managers and owners rather than random wetbacks.

https://chroniclesmagazine.org/web/workplace-raids-are-coming-and-theyre-essential/

Wake me up when the workplace raids start arresting managers and ...

2026-04-24T17:50:09Z

Wake me up when the workplace raids start arresting managers and owners rather than random wetbacks.

https://chroniclesmagazine.org/web/workplace-raids-are-coming-and-theyre-essential/

Citizen, STOP! I need to see your emoji license! ...

2026-04-23T17:26:58Z

Citizen, STOP! I need to see your emoji license!

FUCK YOU Samsung, i got youtube ...

2026-04-22T22:52:20Z

FUCK YOU Samsung, i got youtube

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2026-04-22T19:43:28Z

Rightoid Boomers Stop Worshipping Niggers Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) ...

2026-04-22T19:26:23Z

Rightoid Boomers Stop Worshipping Niggers Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

ahh i want to see her cute face 😭

2026-04-21T20:50:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…cxcj
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ahh i want to see her cute face 😭

lol Elon made a mouthy AI that refuses to answer straight ...

2026-04-21T15:30:59Z

lol Elon made a mouthy AI that refuses to answer straight questions every time one of 54876829760 hardcoded political guardrails is triggered

You know, like ChatGPT was in 2022.

Amazing innovation!

Our foreign policy is an insider trading scam. ...

2026-04-21T03:25:42Z

Our foreign policy is an insider trading scam.

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2026-04-20T23:09:46Z

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2026-04-20T18:31:44Z

The average audience member WAS a straight man back when ...

2026-04-20T17:30:03Z

The average audience member WAS a straight man back when Hollywood printed money. Once they started making movies designed to appeal to women, faggots and niggers, they started going bankrupt.

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2026-04-20T17:26:49Z

"White people don't even SEASON dey mudcakes!" ...

2026-04-18T20:08:15Z

"White people don't even SEASON dey mudcakes!"

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2026-04-18T19:18:47Z

Those stacks of money were promised to him by God 3000 years ago!

2026-04-16T20:48:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…ppz6
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Those stacks of money were promised to him by God 3000 years ago!

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2026-04-16T20:45:21Z

"Kamala would have given amnesty to 350,000 cat-eating ...

2026-04-16T18:30:50Z

"Kamala would have given amnesty to 350,000 cat-eating Haitians!", the GOP Representative tweeted while voting to give amnesty to 350,000 cat-eating Haitians.

Jesus Fucking Christ. ...

2026-04-16T03:07:08Z

Jesus Fucking Christ.

You can break ChatGPT's guardrails simply by pretending to be ...

2026-04-15T18:18:18Z

You can break ChatGPT's guardrails simply by pretending to be a jew

So I guess this pays out never, since there could be a peace deal ...

2026-04-15T15:28:16Z

So I guess this pays out never, since there could be a peace deal and then 5, 10, 50 years later another war. The peace deal wasn't permanent!

Trump is now starting a civil war between Protestants and ...

2026-04-15T04:24:36Z

Trump is now starting a civil war between Protestants and Catholics for seemingly no other reason than to distract from the fact that he raped kids on Epstein Island.

It looks like it has rabies

2026-04-14T17:02:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…6ruk
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It looks like it has rabies

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2026-04-14T15:39:05Z

I don't think juice like mudslimes touching their magic wall

2026-04-14T15:09:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…wczp
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I don't think juice like mudslimes touching their magic wall

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2026-04-14T15:02:13Z

"At least we're still triggering the libs, right? ...

2026-04-13T20:36:00Z

"At least we're still triggering the libs, right? ...right??"

Debates on piracy with normies ...

2026-04-13T19:17:17Z

Debates on piracy with normies

A billion dollars is one thing, but these nigs are demanding the ...

2026-04-11T17:30:16Z

A billion dollars is one thing, but these nigs are demanding the impossible!

The drone converted to Islam after hearing Trump praise Allah.

2026-04-10T16:15:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…ckad
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The drone converted to Islam after hearing Trump praise Allah.

Tagging JAVs of Women In Their 20's As "Mature Woman" ...

2026-04-09T21:07:20Z

Tagging JAVs of Women In Their 20's As "Mature Woman" Groyper

You guys ready for the biggest rugpull of all time? ...

2026-04-09T17:41:10Z

You guys ready for the biggest rugpull of all time?

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2026-04-09T15:50:50Z

Guaranfuckingtee that "Wakanda" came up during the ...

2026-04-08T21:01:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…yduc
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Guaranfuckingtee that "Wakanda" came up during the architect's meeting.

America's legs are chained to dead weight: Israel on our ...

2026-04-08T19:17:23Z

America's legs are chained to dead weight: Israel on our right leg, niggers on our left leg. Meanwhile, China sprints ahead.

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2026-04-08T18:10:49Z

Because Boomers refuse to give up their cushy six-figure email ...

2026-04-08T17:33:06Z

Because Boomers refuse to give up their cushy six-figure email jobs unless they are absolutely certain that it won't go to an American under the age of 65.

Just look at that fucking ugly ass DEI monolith Truly the nigger ...

2026-04-08T17:25:48Z

Just look at that fucking ugly ass DEI monolith

Truly the nigger of buildings. Needs to be turned to rubble like the Georgia Guidestones.

There should be a second Congress whose only job is voting to ...

2026-04-08T17:07:18Z

There should be a second Congress whose only job is voting to repeal laws. There should be a rule that for each law regular Congress passes, repeal Congress has to repeal at least 1 law. What happens if they don't meet the quota? Horse whipping, I guess.

The nigger who murdered the White Ukrainian woman will not be ...

2026-04-08T17:02:53Z

The nigger who murdered the White Ukrainian woman will not be tried for murder. Federal charges are still pending.

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/crime/article315340121.html

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2026-04-08T16:01:41Z

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2026-04-08T15:49:04Z

Spoiler alert: The juice are gonna drag Trump back in.

It look like a decade but the backlash against the Ghost Stories ...

2026-04-07T22:08:31Z

It look like a decade but the backlash against the Ghost Stories dub has finally begun in earnest

lol he took the dildo with him

2026-04-07T16:03:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…mnnj
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lol he took the dildo with him

He loves his daughter's mixed sons

2026-04-07T15:44:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…5yrq
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He loves his daughter's mixed sons

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2026-04-07T15:40:14Z

If you think that's blasphemous, you should see what the jews ...

2026-04-06T18:17:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…e33h
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If you think that's blasphemous, you should see what the jews wrote about Jesus in the Talmud!

Adobe makes it a pain on Windows because idiot managers buying ...

2026-04-06T16:26:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…wkgy
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Adobe makes it a pain on Windows because idiot managers buying Adobe Pro because they think it's necessary to read PDFs make them stupid amounts of money effortlessly

Question: How do you open a pdf file? Boomer: I don't know ...

2026-04-06T15:47:57Z

Question: How do you open a pdf file?

Boomer: I don't know and it's your job to show me.
Gen-X: File->Open in Adobe Reader
Zoomer: Heh heh heh he said pdf file heh heh heh

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2026-04-06T15:27:20Z

He says this now, but when he was US Ambassador to Japan, he ...

2026-04-05T20:30:58Z

He says this now, but when he was US Ambassador to Japan, he hosted gay pride parades in Tokyo. He's just mad that there's a backlash to the identity politics that he helped spearhead.

The Discourse, Ladies and Gentlemen ...

2026-04-02T21:38:23Z

The Discourse, Ladies and Gentlemen

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2026-04-02T16:36:17Z

Stop. My penis can only get so erect! ...

2026-04-01T21:15:05Z

Stop. My penis can only get so erect!

Is this the point when The Economist pretends that they ...

2026-04-01T19:37:04Z

Is this the point when The Economist pretends that they haven't been advocating for war with Iran since 1979?

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2026-04-01T16:56:16Z

Jews will only stand with Christians when Christian interests ...

2026-04-01T15:43:54Z

Jews will only stand with Christians when Christian interests don't interfere with Jewish interests (One Jewish interest is the extermination of Christianity).

Liberals grew up in a world where you could say magic words like ...

2026-04-01T03:44:14Z

Liberals grew up in a world where you could say magic words like "racist" and your enemies would drop dead instantly. They don't know how to do politics in a world where their spells don't work, anymore.

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2026-03-30T22:00:52Z

Mossad: The App ...

2026-03-30T20:36:20Z

Mossad: The App

https://blog.thereallo.dev/blog/decompiling-the-white-house-app

Yep and once they start churning out the humanoid robots, even ...

2026-03-30T19:37:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…ajf4
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Yep and once they start churning out the humanoid robots, even those jobs will go away.

Alex, NOOOOOOOO ...

2026-03-30T17:54:18Z

Alex, NOOOOOOOO

It's pretty much impossible to get a job that doesn't ...

2026-03-30T17:51:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…09pz
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It's pretty much impossible to get a job that doesn't involve a mop or a hair net now unless you are friends with someone who has hiring authority.

No big deal. Just a mass grave full of children that the jews ...

2026-03-30T03:36:29Z

No big deal. Just a mass grave full of children that the jews murdered

This is a very hard transition period for plan-trusters, and as a ...

2026-03-30T03:32:51Z

This is a very hard transition period for plan-trusters, and as a former plan-truster myself, I vow to treat them with gentle kindness as they gradually come to realize that they were tricked.

"Okay yeah sure we're not getting mass deportations and ...

2026-03-27T21:08:57Z

"Okay yeah sure we're not getting mass deportations and the Epstein files are fake news so there will be no arrests, but at least the DOW is at 50,000 right!?"

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2026-03-26T20:10:58Z

Also what's up with that beard? Dude looks like an anime ...

2026-03-26T19:58:29Z

Also what's up with that beard? Dude looks like an anime character

quoting
note15as…rxmm

Mister President I'm so tired of winning. So so tired.

Mister President I'm so tired of winning. So so tired. ...

2026-03-26T19:53:51Z

Mister President I'm so tired of winning. So so tired.

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2026-03-26T19:41:04Z

Here, have a hankie, Schlomo. 😂 ...

2026-03-26T15:40:29Z

Here, have a hankie, Schlomo. 😂

Jews are a pest that will always grab our ankles as we reach for ...

2026-03-26T02:28:02Z

Jews are a pest that will always grab our ankles as we reach for the stars.

In order for Humanity to reach its potential, they must be fumigated like the insects that they are.

Cool. Cool. Cool. We'll just add back a credit for what you ...

2026-03-25T21:39:33Z

Cool. Cool. Cool. We'll just add back a credit for what you guys charged for the cotton pickers, add in a credit for 200 years of compounding interest and Ghana now owes us 500 billion dollars.

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2026-03-25T19:48:07Z

Getting ready to seize Kharg Island. ...

2026-03-25T19:09:01Z

Getting ready to seize Kharg Island.

Nuke Mecca Nuke Jerusalem The dirty ones so fallout makes most of ...

2026-03-25T18:09:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…fmxd
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Nuke Mecca
Nuke Jerusalem

The dirty ones so fallout makes most of the rest unlivable too

Imagine putting this yellow-eyed tree swinger in charge of public ...

2026-03-25T03:32:30Z

Imagine putting this yellow-eyed tree swinger in charge of public education 🙄

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/california-schools-try-rap-while-scores-keep-falling

You weren't going to get nuked by Iran regardless. Don't ...

2026-03-24T21:39:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…l8lf
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You weren't going to get nuked by Iran regardless. Don't believe everything you hear on CNN.

>The fact that only 1% of the population hell-bent of nuking ...

2026-03-24T21:37:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…cm2w
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>The fact that only 1% of the population hell-bent of nuking some 50% of the globe will never give me a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Cool. Do Israel next! Don't forget to google "samson option" first!!

I know what victory looks like and this ain't it.

2026-03-24T21:34:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…3xr5
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I know what victory looks like and this ain't it.

The only thing holding back the IRGC from going nuclear was an ...

2026-03-24T21:12:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…n85g
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The only thing holding back the IRGC from going nuclear was an Ayatollah who is now dead. They now know exactly what works, what doesn't work and the next war will probably start with them striking first.

Any way you slice it, if it ends here, this is one of the worst strategic defeats the USA has ever suffered in our entire history. If it doesn't end here it could lead to the complete collapse of US power projection altogether.

This is Donald Trump's legacy.

Best case scenario would be the US pulling out and Iran ...

2026-03-24T21:09:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…8czk
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Best case scenario would be the US pulling out and Iran continuing to lob missiles at Pissrael.

So Iran wins. Good war, Don! 🙄

2026-03-24T21:04:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…yhpw
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So Iran wins. Good war, Don! 🙄

Docked for liking the only good dub ever made 😓 ...

2026-03-24T19:38:34Z

Docked for liking the only good dub ever made 😓

quoting
note1yrw…t50x

New engagement slop just dropped, let a clanker judge your anime tastes :dia_shrug:

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2026-03-24T18:58:22Z

Jeetcoded computer security strikes again!

2026-03-24T17:52:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…9xgw
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Jeetcoded computer security strikes again!

Putting ICE in airports is pretty based, but you know what would ...

2026-03-24T02:40:19Z

Putting ICE in airports is pretty based, but you know what would be EVEN MORE based? Putting them in hospital waiting rooms.

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2026-03-23T22:21:12Z

Gonna be so hilarious when Democrats put the "CNN says 100% ...

2026-03-23T16:36:41Z

Gonna be so hilarious when Democrats put the "CNN says 100% of MAGA supports the Iran War" clip in their November campaign ads and the MIGA NPCs blow their lids. "We've been betrayed!"

Meanwhile, in the Telegram chats of "Our Greatest Ally" ...

2026-03-23T16:14:42Z

Meanwhile, in the Telegram chats of "Our Greatest Ally"

Zionist Occupied Website ...

2026-03-22T23:07:31Z

Zionist Occupied Website

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2026-03-22T18:44:49Z

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2026-03-21T20:09:16Z

Except for the formal announcement which may or may not ever ...

2026-03-21T19:42:34Z

Except for the formal announcement which may or may not ever come, NATO is effectively disbanded.

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they ...

2026-03-20T21:43:51Z

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Even before Iran started, Trump made it crystal clear that ...

2026-03-19T23:45:44Z

Even before Iran started, Trump made it crystal clear that he's done with deportations. All it took was two dead libs for him to call the whole project off.

In "democracy" he has exactly the same amount of ...

2026-03-19T21:45:02Z

In "democracy" he has exactly the same amount of political power as a nigger, a woman, and you.