2026-07-20T17:00:24+02:00 https://nostr.ae Low Quality Facts https://nostr.ae/npub18rv2g0z2y40y77cx2zhvyulsrk4yqpdfawqeflz8cesc8trhc4tstx74cc https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/320/359/690/189/383/original/ea97f02b5e033fe9.jpg https://media.mstdn.social/accounts/avatars/109/320/359/690/189/383/original/ea97f02b5e033fe9.jpg https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9vfxgew405wr6cgds4464dczr6zy74tdre7n3s5a6yhcw2upwvkqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wuwpd9x Wow, that&#39;s really small.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/959/207/172/646/954/original/7b6623be5adad062.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-21T19:58:44+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqp5yptaua3sdqv436a2alz37l3pccufac5t9sg453hmpnul3se4szyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wz78tjy Very impressive.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/932/732/036/457/322/original/8ce4d90b17a6379f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-17T06:20:14+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9qqm840qa59st98302v4rq54xeflfxrfrhvvk5wxq8a5hyffyx7czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wsekyxd Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &#34;It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse&#34; Keychain. 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All things considered, he&#39;s lucky he&#39;s only missing a leg.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1GZXN23?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T_1783106642700">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C1GZXN23?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.2LRW2GZL7YC3T_1783106642700</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/858/155/366/611/678/original/401134d4969a58af.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-03T23:25:48+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrz3zsm9l5m9va7vgy8vfq3ckx0j0h532qt9xwgd8vznaa0ux3tmszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wdulg35 I&#39;m with Tesla on this one.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/857/464/665/326/781/original/43c82711f26bf22d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-03T22:23:26+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspyguqlpu6q2d8xrj07jz0gvxtjqz7q7gv38ntkm80sjc42a5rgyszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wt3l5vv This morning&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &#34;Ask Me About Trains&#34; Pin. It&#39;s the kind of pin your one uncle will show you right after he finishes telling you how autism didn&#39;t exist back when he was a kid.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/rjefvi">https://collabs.shop/rjefvi</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/856/346/079/249/771/original/5b1dd0d94c403caa.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-03T15:45:51+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspfqhepj44hmgx8nhm55t8xr320dpx2axvsrxtpw2m5dhe9mwglnczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w2e4e7q Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Scratching Post. Your cats will scratch this tree instead of your couch! Just kidding, your cats will scratch whatever the hell they feel like and there&#39;s nothing you can do about it. I think they&#39;ll still enjoy this though.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FZJJTNCL?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2QAMFK0D6H34S&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.2QAMFK0D6H34S_1782956473372">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FZJJTNCL?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.2QAMFK0D6H34S&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.2QAMFK0D6H34S_1782956473372</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/848/393/078/614/607/original/15308f6ea3435be7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-02T06:03:18+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8k23gxt0axaz55056kpw5d7jhtcuq8xytphamg4303rzqj0e5r0szyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wp3r2gm Tonight&#39;s late night Low Quality Ad is for this Umbrella Phone Clip. Fellas, take notes. Women aren&#39;t attracted to muscles or nice cars or money. They don&#39;t even care about your personality. Women are only attracted to guys with tiny umbrellas on their phones.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H5WGHDPH?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3GNJDBSDACAZ6&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.3GNJDBSDACAZ6_1782873154288">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H5WGHDPH?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3GNJDBSDACAZ6&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.3GNJDBSDACAZ6_1782873154288</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/842/753/527/512/606/original/c777388656f0de89.jpg"> <br/> 2026-07-01T06:09:06+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvwcyq8ctet2ckahfdaqp3y8wy0hdc28j2tjjl0cvrxu88e2lqgrgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wy3c50l This morning&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Nebula 4K Projector. The economy has been rough lately. 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Use it to filter out the horse tranquilizer that RFK Jr. is almost definitely dumping into our water supply.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09W4PJMGZ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.A7DR9Y6JVAVL&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.A7DR9Y6JVAVL_1782270605272">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09W4PJMGZ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.A7DR9Y6JVAVL&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.A7DR9Y6JVAVL_1782270605272</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/803/113/089/781/530/original/d79a2b911fb3eb1c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-24T06:07:56+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgh6mpfsaljykr3395lv3j56ma3nld94hnkgjs3p22e86n8q5420gzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wsm46rr Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for Fresh Step Advanced Odor Shield Cat Litter. I order these for my best friend all the time. He doesn&#39;t have a cat, but the boxes are heavy and he really hates his local Amazon driver.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089PM6FRC?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.38OJICED3GX5N&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.38OJICED3GX5N_1782186071263">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089PM6FRC?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.38OJICED3GX5N&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.38OJICED3GX5N_1782186071263</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/797/471/500/385/503/original/72915542ff2ae191.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-23T06:13:11+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2lhr6peeqy3alzqqskdwardryqa5dm2vg5nms54zuveztyjf7xrszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w0j3f82 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Tribit Bluetooth Shower Speaker. True audiophiles know the shower is the optimal place to listen to music. Sound reflects off the water droplets to create a more atmospheric effect, and the vocals are purified by the hot steam.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQJR6RTS?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8_1782151881471">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FQJR6RTS?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.1CD8T4XNP8VH8_1782151881471</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/795/316/589/066/880/original/abafb151c801d070.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-22T21:05:44+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2hlqrzy5jsuwddrwz0xuzr25m9zgfvtffwmjxdjxddrkj7ds9s8czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wshvr0l Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Nuwave Combi Steam Oven. I bake some steam in this oven every single day. It&#39;s a great low calorie snack.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSQ8PWPJ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.BL6CJG24HRTN&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.BL6CJG24HRTN_1781998440829">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSQ8PWPJ?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.BL6CJG24HRTN&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.BL6CJG24HRTN_1781998440829</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/786/087/971/807/782/original/fcb168a3b2c10c48.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-21T06:08:19+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp0mr8afddwm3amkwlcgham0j6m0d8xzqy3m30dfvxs2jpzajttxszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wh9rx85 Legally speaking, I am not supposed to tell you that you can use tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad, this garment steamer, to steam your enemies into oblivion. I am not supposed to tell you how much they will fear your steamy wrath.<br/><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DJ2XVNX6?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.14ZWFMFFRPDCH&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.14ZWFMFFRPDCH_1781936691957">https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DJ2XVNX6?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.14ZWFMFFRPDCH&amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.14ZWFMFFRPDCH_1781936691957</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/780/996/572/200/235/original/c794fce394c8fdec.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-20T08:25:55+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgc67dwatw8cn75nqvezkqemne8uf5jhqtz2c8jp7q25xlp0ukmxgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wr9qd32 Words cannot express how much I love this chonky little gnome.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/761/373/865/686/947/original/c0c09c0d20664ab9.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-16T22:13:10+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9ucx7karnkk5phsgmc884jndhyafxvkathddgqlsa3xp3zh680rqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wtg649w Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Roly-Poly Pin. What&#39;s that you say, you hate bugs? Wrong. No you don&#39;t. Not all bugs. You don&#39;t hate the roly-poly bug. You love the roly-poly bug. Everyone loves the roly-poly bug.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/ocr8ms">https://collabs.shop/ocr8ms</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/760/369/171/762/320/original/5557c90e9628f55f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-16T17:41:48+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs04eztpz8l69dk6dt8kllyd8zj0nqzy8r8jmfqw6es07v69j0vauczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wmkd6sw I don&#39;t think it works like that.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/744/645/579/130/856/original/97b34ced79eb2566.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-13T22:19:17+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrm47efekmr58fywwqn42j8chujlv5cuqushwt8hdjg9w7qtrgumgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wwhvx9g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs88uu89cnslhvv298fezufz59z84hlr2wwhf5d0xlj6dc3g7p3tuq083mmu'>nevent1q…3mmu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I love how people instantly started debating if this shirt was designed by a gay or straight person. 2026-06-06T00:09:07+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs88uu89cnslhvv298fezufz59z84hlr2wwhf5d0xlj6dc3g7p3tuqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wl6m8mn Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Fruit Shirt.<br/>Guy looking at butterfly meme: Is this a Pride shirt?<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/oocdhv">https://collabs.shop/oocdhv</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/699/622/053/269/977/original/be70b3df28360fba.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-05T23:28:47+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdzynhygwg6hrl9r5dxycmcugjyhe06z4tglhj28tjd98ca7zxffgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wtehvfk Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can create entertaining content for my tens of thousands of 100% human non-bot followers.<br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/698/783/998/243/468/original/7b9790e0c6df1902.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-05T19:56:04+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8m3mdw65n0m5exkl2ngc0tsnjh2jp7qa57pfxfmm2smngmzr7fsszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4ws3yp32 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9ztggcql20sned7r8qxmsxsruchl7znt7duzcehtxd7kpj0cjwxcmntvm3'>nevent1q…tvm3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Please stop pointing out all the times in the past that I have promoted criminal activity. 2026-06-02T00:17:19+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9ztggcql20sned7r8qxmsxsruchl7znt7duzcehtxd7kpj0cjwxczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w3szcfv Happy Pride Month! Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for these &#34;Be Gay Do Crime&#34; Stickers. I&#39;m usually not one to promote criminal activity, but hey, who am I to tell the gays how to celebrate?<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/4qxqqa">https://collabs.shop/4qxqqa</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/676/865/965/321/618/original/f73c0e1bc497b078.jpg"> <br/> 2026-06-01T23:34:36+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstacpe9kvpwveyzw5l9pu86jy2nr5u4r6kwcc8qj7xmpllvz5qjdqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w8sed28 Well deserved.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/671/258/756/510/497/original/0f8831c226ee626d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-31T23:34:04+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrsal8cftyz06nuwlrafha9zz5xxv8p3cf93es0la9f760p8ytecgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wmr844v Today&#39;s Low Quality Facts are sponsored by the official drink of the United States government, Dumb Bitch Juice. Get your own DBJ pin today!<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/cxb3vi">https://collabs.shop/cxb3vi</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/647/134/960/799/844/original/acf92ae76f1cc478.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-27T17:46:00+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqhcn8mqltke5xjrdxy39y4rzlwqpdk9xc2x58wrw0nvq8a8v3gcgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w54tmq2 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Sisyphus Blanket. That poor guy looks like he&#39;s struggling to push that boulder. On the bright side, he&#39;ll be so relieved once he makes it to the top. Wouldn&#39;t want to have to do that again.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/sfbhhq">https://collabs.shop/sfbhhq</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/641/421/989/734/642/original/6e84434d99f0d062.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-26T16:49:01+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswdml46eqhy5d05p0cq90x28vu9s6d4hd4nj6mxxhq2f03sagncugzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wad7q46 Classic PETA.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/641/184/460/865/270/original/c9624f156e74a48c.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-26T15:47:15+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0wz6a2dh2qj78rjhp0fwemuh92apec6hl2mqdrvhexjav6cwm3cgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wnvqquy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs903wynf5uafxydqdmls0sfly93az06umtypzyz002hxqwdwda0zqdxskgm'>nevent1q…skgm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In honor of Icarus, I am officially boycotting the sun. Please join me. We don&#39;t need it. 2026-05-20T18:29:29+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs903wynf5uafxydqdmls0sfly93az06umtypzyz002hxqwdwda0zqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4waxg3lm Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Icarus Blanket. Oh, you&#39;re going to criticize Icarus for flying too close to the sun? Because of what he was wearing? I will not tolerate this blatant victim blaming.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/pfnjcb">https://collabs.shop/pfnjcb</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/607/625/650/525/943/original/f71abca0f2989359.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-20T17:49:28+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxy7mxvhe75jfp5qlfagmk9m6f3knrsnt24jzy6hnl75yanlafaeszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w30lhmg I wrote Trump a letter saying that my Spotify account was suspended while Biden was in office, which prevented me from listening to Kid Rock. In return, the president awarded me $30 million in slush fund money. 2026-05-20T14:27:43+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs24rhky4p4skwp9h35zphemj7rlnxr467ypuh0jfhgjvznsnlc4ggzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w4cxcs5 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Toaster Bath T-shirt. Finally, a shirt that promotes good hygiene. What&#39;s not to love?<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/zsf0l5">https://collabs.shop/zsf0l5</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/596/325/262/638/953/original/ae6e1deb75845358.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-18T17:39:04+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgu4zwv2cfpdcqaa0at2lwh4jkpwmgw0afgg6yca3qyrgvg4vaa4czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w0s4kf0 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Peanut Butter &amp; Jellyfish Sandwich Pin. Just like the ones Mom used to make (my mother is absolutely demented).<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/emothd">https://collabs.shop/emothd</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/590/524/463/450/948/original/953ff0def3d9ca0f.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-17T17:03:48+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsthmmu9tmthwpdcz72mveqjuw5kffxcpp663kyjq5rrzy9lcmh9wgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w87q8rv Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the possum industry. But that&#39;s not true. That&#39;s insane. I don&#39;t think possums even have an industry to promote. On an unrelated note, today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Stay Trashy Hat.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/zoxcty">https://collabs.shop/zoxcty</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/573/623/572/103/171/original/04362cc9cc1ef96d.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-14T17:25:50+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2xvqy9a78mgwql7knc24vw3qf3f3lz0xzctc4r76atgr9ejyhv6czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wtnpyd3 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Eat The Rich Bracelet. This is unironically the best friendship bracelet I&#39;ve ever seen. If you are wearing this I will want to be friends with you. I just hope it means we have similar values and not that you&#39;re a cannibal.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/owidnw">https://collabs.shop/owidnw</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/562/125/187/299/615/original/7ae5967163322b90.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-12T17:38:38+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2skk8cq4nefcr3a0867meuhrrk40m649tnwfzdn36ykezlu3fa7qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4waz256c Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Candle Sticker. Burnt out on Monday, a pile of wax by Wednesday, burned down the house by Friday. Very relatable.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/jqknly">https://collabs.shop/jqknly</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/558/023/208/602/858/original/9a1c92394a131163.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-11T23:18:28+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdwrs3vpm254wh0xcgvnxgvh4w88clhy53hv4wd800tfej7psm5rszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wue5p47 I don&#39;t think people understand how bad the obesity epidemic in the US really is. To put things in perspective, the average American eats five cheeseburgers every minute. 2026-05-11T21:05:31+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd0ylypxe565pvff23n5v955gadd5cv8zzqeazg97raymzwtstzxszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w5nne3j Very interesting.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/548/300/195/713/994/original/8578203fe803e4bc.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-10T06:05:34+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr6vmw7q8elwxz5h6ngunhjqgfynzknt8qrty8vln9qvah6eev5gszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wtwpw2w Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Crow Plush. He looks so angry. Probably because someone is playing jazz. Crows fucking hate jazz.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/mkzlwm">https://collabs.shop/mkzlwm</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/547/087/937/909/519/original/b006312b754e49d9.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-10T01:08:02+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsthcfycj3y2kyhue5e3956s3wa770s3zzrdm6hv5pjh4wg66w6tlgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w5mhmtf Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can keep making the content that my adoring fans can&#39;t get enough of. I cherish their unconditional love, and I must reciprocate with more facts.<br/><a href="https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts">https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/546/174/644/500/266/original/84550af4d21c11a7.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-09T21:05:23+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdhlmuw67cv986zdsjd5caxyrrvervfvwrkg3h07k7h7y0gg7r8uszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wq5x5e8 Smart.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/542/647/901/698/233/original/bcc2608bb5961ffb.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-09T06:08:14+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgyshejn6l8phkxmpeg0fd2l03nvw20xkf66txl3xr87fed9yec8czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wq3zgc9 I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.<br/><br/>I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort. 2026-05-07T17:42:25+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz50psvv0dyhqtsh3jsgphxygjl5gg8vk27zg97cvumxlqeuuqz4szyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wafsl8s I love llamas.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/507/261/648/779/701/original/a2db7633ed47c6d5.jpg"> <br/> 2026-05-03T00:08:58+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszj5h5wwf3lfzd9fr9dm7x5z3rjly0ngp29rcwd8k4vxx9jc5cu2czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wxpvu6t Smart.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/491/676/912/748/491/original/f6964022338056a4.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-30T06:05:33+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvwcwcqqg3wcg26rcw3t9v2tq9u73qs8sus04vq97m0j3cz0axtgqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w477893 RIP Jane.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/489/324/476/572/006/original/3dbec8f69da909f8.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-29T20:48:06+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszt3d6uepqgkxd82m28t8w049y758x98fk52j3pnctq4v2n8300tqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wf2t524 Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Unhinged Gator Pin. You might also recognize him as Florida&#39;s most sane resident.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/5aiia3">https://collabs.shop/5aiia3</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/488/051/411/037/863/original/324f89b75a3b2811.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-29T15:39:04+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgcj6mttz442hu89nds8lv08q9x54leta4vykprzp9d42qjexggdszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wdlu55p Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Kitty Carrier Pin.<br/><br/>Me at the vet: Don&#39;t worry, he&#39;s friendly. He loves people.<br/><br/>The second the vet opens my cat&#39;s carrier crate: *Unspeakable cosmic horror consumed by unbridled rage emerges*<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/gjglbv">https://collabs.shop/gjglbv</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/483/041/488/456/617/original/349953613042f3ee.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-28T18:21:36+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyeqsd8jww6s669hafp3hs00w8f24x5jxnlrqkw96f6wr594hjydszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wpnv6qh Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Jellyfish Pendant Crochet Kit. Did you know? Jellyfish are called jellyfish because they&#39;re the only fish that eat jelly.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/aacf4l">https://collabs.shop/aacf4l</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/473/273/436/898/275/original/e2fc2f3980d283c2.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-27T00:16:51+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswtrr8ahgslw5vze8rmrfjnpfw82hx3ldj4g6cq6k707vldht2p4czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w96e56a Angels do not have wings or a halo in the Old Testament, but are described as “chubby little hamsters that ominously hover in place”. 2026-04-25T22:47:00+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9ph6vd3qg694p6u7cwjgg2040cveynae306m3xckq56aec966pmgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wfpftgc I&#39;ve grown quite fond of the sluggy flavor.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/454/279/760/696/677/original/7911f4e120d654da.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-23T16:33:43+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz24r2cp2vymjvajxua6stl457xksd7g9mzzs4n8s37upytvd7s5szyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wh67drr Back in the day, you could go to any carnival and win a fully grown shark in a plastic bag. But you can&#39;t do that anymore, because of woke. So the best I can offer you is today&#39;s Low Quality Ad, this Pet Shark Pin.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/qlm24e">https://collabs.shop/qlm24e</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/448/847/666/156/470/original/bf0595021b0244a8.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-22T16:34:02+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq0l55zjxpq0542v9xaft83dt9qq6culdy58lv7p6pdcee7934zdgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w674xau I am sick of people acting like things are awful just because the president is deranged and we&#39;re starting unnecessary wars and housing is unaffordable and healthcare is an absolute mess and the planet is dying, so today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Everything is Fine Pin.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/qyui5a">https://collabs.shop/qyui5a</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/443/056/231/655/780/original/6f9395f6a84f01b3.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-21T16:53:19+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx46yu67vc0w5athhcx4ym64tlqrr29ct8ngm4tsrzuqv4j97x3aczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w9cj6h9 Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for Blood and Bone Perfume.<br/><br/>Guy: I think I finally understand women.<br/><br/>*sees woman use perfume called Blood and Bone*<br/><br/>Guy: Alright, back to the drawing board.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/nnzng3">https://collabs.shop/nnzng3</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/429/070/966/347/973/original/13312541389e14c1.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-19T04:44:39+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs093rpx9lkvvd0nn9xpu2uu6nk4y0s3rt266j54q5du4r96ttwa4qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4ww9pg3l Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Dino Knight Pin. Sorry for posting something so historically inaccurate. Knights were actually barefoot when they rode their trusty T-Rex steeds, because the dinosaurs hated the feeling of metal boots clanking against their sides.<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/hqovb5">https://collabs.shop/hqovb5</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/420/421/819/279/506/original/31240088b753495e.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-17T17:02:43+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqtgzgut48qqc8w7l6usnjvd4ejrj9z3dk3v5ypz3vj8q4mvgw99gzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w3mw9pe I love otters.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/418/103/209/909/383/original/19e769dbf130042b.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-17T06:14:44+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9zucnw8cmgznv25n7j7f2j7ts8kh56jndj45pm6eykjnpt5kg3fgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wkvtexw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9t78fp4vndvq773wl692n2ckxs4nlpgzw7rmkhfzkwcyyqy4zzaqtqjzff'>nevent1q…jzff</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Does a bear shit in the woods?&#34; is NEVER an appropriate question to ask. How would you like it if total strangers tried to guess where you defecate? 2026-04-16T17:29:51+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9t78fp4vndvq773wl692n2ckxs4nlpgzw7rmkhfzkwcyyqy4zzaqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wrr8fdw Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Protect Our Forests Patch. Ah, the unrivaled beauty of our forests. They are one of the few pristine, untouched miracles of Mother Nature where lovely plants blossom and majestic animals roam...<br/>...that bear is taking a shit, isn&#39;t it?<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/flx5rx">https://collabs.shop/flx5rx</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/414/777/711/043/951/original/faf46d52c5305dd0.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-16T16:56:14+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvy8zvp49tgvhzr2fctvqn49jy0h9lghhxrd3xqjm4v2quqdc80dczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wtdk934 I was mistaken for a bot again, so here&#39;s a recent picture of my fiancée and me in Rhode Island. You can be confident that we are humans because robots were banned from Rhode Island in 2011, after the incident.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/409/407/171/418/710/original/596b277cc753c470.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-15T17:32:14+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr0jq9xe2u38rj6xmrgssc5uedxg75r8djwh4frvuzgxczm5ef4kqzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wxr2vaq Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for these Bamboo and Boar Hair Toothbrushes. 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An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team whale. 2026-04-10T20:35:59+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdenvwyefxl9z54rtgwrphdqe0mvjmfdtqfer7y6z4zcm7ccle58qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wye5h32 Smart.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/380/716/073/938/040/original/a03b91b16c4af809.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-10T15:46:42+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspay7c7kldrv97jpzqn5j59nahjs6qetdv0zw6e3eharga5w979aszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w74f64l Everyone told me this account was stupid. They said it would never be successful. People told me to give up and delete it. <br/><br/>Long have I waited for the day I could prove my haters wrong. Take a look at what I made today. 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Malfunctioning shit, different store. 2026-04-04T03:14:44+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd3j2rl5nlmay98trg89zhazgynmdwrslc3qeuwfshn6uvmy7uusczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w7snkww Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Same Shit Different Costume T-shirt. I don&#39;t get it, why did they use the same exact picture four times?<br/><a href="https://collabs.shop/102hyx">https://collabs.shop/102hyx</a><br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/343/667/105/027/168/original/897e81ecbc10c255.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-04T02:44:57+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx2clmm628ye8fwruennxgy3qp9ltrdmstuypnrwdylucvelwlm2czyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w6akrag Today&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Melting TV Pin. Back in the day people told us that TV would melt our brains. Well jokes on them, we&#39;re finally dumb enough to turn the tables. 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Clinically speaking, you are insane.<br/> <img src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/326/338/112/608/410/original/cebcbb40f225a303.jpg"> <br/> 2026-04-01T01:17:43+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ml2fvx93x3g2unjm4judm8qys9cfttm8xyujfxkqyzzs5fgu6ngzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wgnsjls Tonight&#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &#34;Secret Ingredient Is Cat Hair&#34; Kitchen Towel Set. A secret ingredient in no way implies the ingredient is desirable or even edible. 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