2026-07-23T20:52:16Z https://nostr.ae Srol https://nostr.ae/npub19njp0cdqvvs2pm20v80clacezqprfqtmplqgj8tgfsxshulwn6pspgjvcl https://mellified.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/accounts/avatars/000/000/114/original/03233185898bbaaf.png https://mellified.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/accounts/avatars/000/000/114/original/03233185898bbaaf.png https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9sq9ndns80a9jccewuaptfq40ncpxjtysfr5mrp04f837f585nnczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxz4utz7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrfq7awsxyx5dtf2u4dvc7xdppq2q5q3dfranwr6jr8fs963txf7gqpznjr'>nevent1q…znjr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m supposed to say something here about this guy&#39;s curls-on-one-side, single-pigtail-on-the-other hairdo, but I find myself completely unequal to the task.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:46:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9c46d27qgrsvtqdw2nlg5hctlvwc8zktzuq6utmj2l8a23khd0pczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx2n8q52 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz4td5v22cnh6tp3rgkvun29n8jwk8fmdl6n0pp2s853pcf5vc75qnt2utl'>nevent1q…2utl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The commandant&#39;s outfit is fitting worse in every scene<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:39:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz4td5v22cnh6tp3rgkvun29n8jwk8fmdl6n0pp2s853pcf5vc75qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx60pa90 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9cjp5ywexw9rmegf2fhu876qr3vwwd4uapsqsmne0avl3w5ldtygldmamd'>nevent1q…mamd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The future will be jorted.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:37:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9cjp5ywexw9rmegf2fhu876qr3vwwd4uapsqsmne0avl3w5ldtygzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxmg97w2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszkqn0zkwvvc5qgexn8d2y8ltcu866a5st3j0e2xcfgv8zxdgu44q4dxw59'>nevent1q…xw59</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s always how I wake my friends, by sticking my finger directly in their belly button.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:36:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszkqn0zkwvvc5qgexn8d2y8ltcu866a5st3j0e2xcfgv8zxdgu44qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxx8hehy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0z8g3uyrgamlvf4y3ss4jp0nh5u9ep08c20v5dnan8rh5y5l9xuc9swl7n'>nevent1q…wl7n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>bird guy bad man? Didn&#39;t see it coming<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:35:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2gv70gh5p0nk76q99483yvju72dty5z3vgall66tlu4a8jnqx3qczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxhg845f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs02fea9nh54haa0tlnuwfjpdla33xxjl5zlcvv4akntp8me5gvq7ctyxwuj'>nevent1q…xwuj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>With the information from the last scene that none of these characters are bathing, imagine the smell in this room right now.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:26:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs02fea9nh54haa0tlnuwfjpdla33xxjl5zlcvv4akntp8me5gvq7czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx3vgwx8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspk04dy4q5m2xgn32vranyrtnaa0xc94vlunud0x7rtxsujz2qs3gssue2u'>nevent1q…ue2u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;We all oath that no one breathes a whisper about this&#34; is some impressive verb laundering<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-20T01:25:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqqjd9g53nnntxe7pcmuytew2923gj0ds06mx5kc9h7hn7ftl8dvgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx7wn6rg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst9rdknt5mxhymwevpk858rlxwy6wmcas4lqa9ux2tet8w4ad98rgw0396z'>nevent1q…396z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s rough when you have your bracelet-holding privileges revoked. It&#39;s a piece of jewelry designed to not leave the body. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:50:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst9rdknt5mxhymwevpk858rlxwy6wmcas4lqa9ux2tet8w4ad98rgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrur8gz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2ukcvr72pjxujjum550rfwxgzde965k28mlvjxjrupnfar4ppqxst0ade2'>nevent1q…ade2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They also serve, those who stand at the doorway of the sheriff&#39;s office and scream &#34;GET OFF THE STREETS!&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:43:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2ukcvr72pjxujjum550rfwxgzde965k28mlvjxjrupnfar4ppqxszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxh8hwpv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyw33shk26n98yndznuw6ev0x7uggjrl2eg5rxyckuvehhd8dv20ss75cy2'>nevent1q…5cy2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No bassist I know would drop an upright like that, even if they were threatened by a Giant Spider<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:38:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyw33shk26n98yndznuw6ev0x7uggjrl2eg5rxyckuvehhd8dv20szyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxusfgnj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstchaexyyftq8k57mqahx03kre2gljj7ls2kjx9n075yq57xzfpqczzx958'>nevent1q…x958</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>*pounding fists on table* SPI - DER - DANCE! SPI - DER - DANCE!<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:37:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstchaexyyftq8k57mqahx03kre2gljj7ls2kjx9n075yq57xzfpqczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxym0l23 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs27c0fvccfkd42lvv09e7ekpqnwr3n773stameelwz83xvqz439kca4z6u3'>nevent1q…z6u3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That man is 38 years old<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:34:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs27c0fvccfkd42lvv09e7ekpqnwr3n773stameelwz83xvqz439kczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxf9tgt7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr0dk358a84s284a7sp6uujsxnx6jucpxhu2qx7jv89r0wlvxqgcg7nprup'>nevent1q…prup</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He really was like &#34;I wanna take you to spider cave but it&#39;s #monsterdon tonight.&#34; 2026-07-06T01:32:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr0dk358a84s284a7sp6uujsxnx6jucpxhu2qx7jv89r0wlvxqgcgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx0ymlmg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy56s0x9l23e379afxnf28plnypr393uqf0n7dmjedqz0swpz9umgqdtu05'>nevent1q…tu05</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;SEYMOUR! Did you store the dessicated husk of a giant car-tripping spider in the gymnasium?&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;*gulp* Well, Superintendent Chalmers, it&#39;s just there for the Camera Club&#39;s spring Shutterbug Jamboree.&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:30:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy56s0x9l23e379afxnf28plnypr393uqf0n7dmjedqz0swpz9umgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxsryye5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs82crd0ymm22227lqxpa6z8a8ynnqx05uluwtav9pplsjrn4mauuq549x3y'>nevent1q…9x3y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>These are high school teachers. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:28:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs82crd0ymm22227lqxpa6z8a8ynnqx05uluwtav9pplsjrn4mauuqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxu78j9x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvq2aetk37llmvjgf8thhca4arz935vkfzn3k2stlf3nxg8na4y2g25pntz'>nevent1q…pntz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I mean, this was filmed at Carlsbad Caverns. And they charge admission at that place and they don&#39;t even got no giant spider.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:27:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspglh99xwsvw0lcvld75ahtvfred8rfzlfzlkuhl0p6qarcvee8sczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx3vna59 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9s0j6v2d9ev9nc6mrlc588gncgc4e29dvx6h2mt7fvuvlz7krnlgqf6hay'>nevent1q…6hay</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>No gas masks for Hose Assisters!<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:24:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9s0j6v2d9ev9nc6mrlc588gncgc4e29dvx6h2mt7fvuvlz7krnlgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx7nvyg0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg85gsd4wjnpesghgcfla0cjdc5syhakqt3cxm4688f6sn6c25ewqc732nx'>nevent1q…32nx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s her father? Did he look like this when he was alive?<br/><br/>#monsterdon<br/> <img src="https://mellified.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/116/870/413/281/115/397/original/5597244bd9fbb5c2.png"> <br/> 2026-07-06T01:23:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg85gsd4wjnpesghgcfla0cjdc5syhakqt3cxm4688f6sn6c25ewqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxw4asya In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0yplq43pvnzhc4wma9x8hqy2y6x3e6uaeyvqmy02sm8h5gnj9rfgq24n97'>nevent1q…4n97</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You know, normally I scoff at the skeptical cop in a monster movie. But after last week and that cop whose name I already forgot who just instantly believed everything you told him? I think I prefer skepticism. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:18:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0yplq43pvnzhc4wma9x8hqy2y6x3e6uaeyvqmy02sm8h5gnj9rfgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxk73cyk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgxqexh8l5efww855z3mfaap80g9dhkqd60j9nv56rj48w5xm786g0rt8ps'>nevent1q…t8ps</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>We join the police of the abstract shapes squad as they interrogate the suspects in the serial decubing case.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:16:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgxqexh8l5efww855z3mfaap80g9dhkqd60j9nv56rj48w5xm786gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx0n5xwl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsth4fnru6l9ttd7qfpqy5mv7exmrx48g95xgk5ylj425q54rze2lcn7pwdh'>nevent1q…pwdh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I really can&#39;t get over how much this looks like something in a children&#39;s museum play area<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:15:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsth4fnru6l9ttd7qfpqy5mv7exmrx48g95xgk5ylj425q54rze2lczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxqeakkh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9n3pm8pwu0ld7900xueg8ll3crej2ztrxpjwqtawe5jxkc6cep0qxkpasw'>nevent1q…pasw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They fell into the Disneyland Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:14:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9n3pm8pwu0ld7900xueg8ll3crej2ztrxpjwqtawe5jxkc6cep0qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxl3jxg9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfwvqwv3mjmz3070czd8auh3v2v6lv0tpwjna9yeaaadl6df8znmq6yljv9'>nevent1q…ljv9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Sorry, that stalactite hates dads<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:12:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfwvqwv3mjmz3070czd8auh3v2v6lv0tpwjna9yeaaadl6df8znmqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxu5qe8s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0r0fmvk0ll25uv4s7kxdspw903rs7mcz7vhusjupvgwrdsghmn9q44k9tv'>nevent1q…k9tv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What are you more scared of?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:10:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0r0fmvk0ll25uv4s7kxdspw903rs7mcz7vhusjupvgwrdsghmn9qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxfz7rwy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvqtzjpynmyw9x8cy8rxcsk2xk2v6ekat97e4t60y4h33pfyptyxslzy60j'>nevent1q…y60j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I found his favorite construction paper hat<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:09:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvqtzjpynmyw9x8cy8rxcsk2xk2v6ekat97e4t60y4h33pfyptyxszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxpmhxv2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfxlg8h8l3ufgwluav5t6jvg556jtcqla58ka30pmaaumcpqmjdmsedvvsr'>nevent1q…vvsr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You&#39;re saying The Spider set a tripwire for cars? #monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:07:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfxlg8h8l3ufgwluav5t6jvg556jtcqla58ka30pmaaumcpqmjdmszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxgd6386 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf7wdmt8g0ehpfghzy4qsjzu8ta3cgswxnry36tj7pncjh824un7c5vdfj3'>nevent1q…dfj3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I remember a few times I passed notes in school. I never really had anything to say, I just saw people doing it on TV all the time and wanted to see whether it was something you could actually do. <br/><br/>My classmates were confused by the format. Every passed note ended with the recipient turning around, facing me, and soundlessly mouthing &#34;Why?&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:06:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf7wdmt8g0ehpfghzy4qsjzu8ta3cgswxnry36tj7pncjh824un7czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxtz9r09 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqcrg3rhrs3rkwmgtcw98szjxmadme5zpvldjqcz7xqudze8zr5jcru579x'>nevent1q…579x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That concludes our demonstration of the magic pencils. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:04:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqcrg3rhrs3rkwmgtcw98szjxmadme5zpvldjqcz7xqudze8zr5jczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxwqq46r In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9dp5exzqccswx7x6ggzskfsagqzzh3a57e5duyqpnjy6jyr35luc5psh2f'>nevent1q…sh2f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Hey wake up, this is Mike, remember?&#34; is also the name of his podcast<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:03:21Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9dp5exzqccswx7x6ggzskfsagqzzh3a57e5duyqpnjy6jyr35luczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx626py5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxrnc7evdv6hem0tqlel69vvjzsjvek6c3mahta8ptrcmd3uymyzsgdnjzt'>nevent1q…njzt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Now that&#39;s the look of a man who&#39;s proud of his pickup&#39;s leather upholstery.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T01:02:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxrnc7evdv6hem0tqlel69vvjzsjvek6c3mahta8ptrcmd3uymyzszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxtt4d8t *reads the Tubi description* Oh, Rural Teens is in this one?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-07-06T00:58:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgqxxtm456ljkfs9scnzzj2xx43mf3v22s207tsj43naukjde2avgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxpk8n5h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsre4z5qvvcqna6x96gy8j98trugmny24ktlt7x32xnu0a3jzmw57gqlfjma'>nevent1q…fjma</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Oh he&#39;s got a USB battery for his sonic screwdriver<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:42:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsre4z5qvvcqna6x96gy8j98trugmny24ktlt7x32xnu0a3jzmw57gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxxrheu7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfyvrpr2n0xkzrqwry5jvk52z3e2a6zk2ssqd0h3czrw60juk8wcg0r9uy3'>nevent1q…9uy3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Let me list the important factors of this film. <br/><br/>1. Christopher Lee! He&#39;s in it!<br/>2. ....<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:41:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfyvrpr2n0xkzrqwry5jvk52z3e2a6zk2ssqd0h3czrw60juk8wcgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxah2k5j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswecc43yvlfwased9ct5lqt2yywensr4uujrl3a2ggqtpapzwnzwqx5ln6j'>nevent1q…ln6j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Did anything that happened since the first convent scene matter? The cage freakout? The secret army base? The motel sex? Is there any reason we couldn&#39;t have just gone right to this part on the first go around?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:40:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswecc43yvlfwased9ct5lqt2yywensr4uujrl3a2ggqtpapzwnzwqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxdm80n4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspe2wsu88ulwpsrfjedukvhp84sdscgktj0cj8rd8yg56gz4tw3dqylkzzd'>nevent1q…kzzd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;I wish I could tell you but I can&#39;t&#34; was a satisfying answer for everyone involved apparently<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:38:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspe2wsu88ulwpsrfjedukvhp84sdscgktj0cj8rd8yg56gz4tw3dqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxw6rrps In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszmxy78lznt2q4d6nxamrqeh9nln536pju63qhpw8sx5sgduqvv5qtd7v62'>nevent1q…7v62</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Also we&#39;re getting security exclusively from henchmen from the Adam West Batman tv series.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:36:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszmxy78lznt2q4d6nxamrqeh9nln536pju63qhpw8sx5sgduqvv5qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxpq62tt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst02g7u3pymn8n8ggudumuckh2g8ase4k2z4d8zgggtd8qx5vvrnqa5l0z2'>nevent1q…l0z2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The proper term for a group of Chrisophers Lee is &#34;an omen.&#34; As in &#34;This convent appears to actually be a zoo for an omen of Chrisophers Lee.&#34; <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:31:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst02g7u3pymn8n8ggudumuckh2g8ase4k2z4d8zgggtd8qx5vvrnqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx5upjhz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2emw64l0dunj0ezk74n6ufed2vk063hz9p6leuea37rsx2vat2aqahlkcj'>nevent1q…lkcj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He thought that Woolworth&#39;s line was so fucking funny. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:28:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2emw64l0dunj0ezk74n6ufed2vk063hz9p6leuea37rsx2vat2aqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxc04rv3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspfv6r5ad9qkpy5nt3qwuvt20m7fdfcx8350vgj6pyujxehyplgwg82m8qd'>nevent1q…m8qd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Convent of Saint Catherine is the winner of &#34;Worst Topiary - Los Angeles Archdiocese&#34; three years running. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:27:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspfv6r5ad9qkpy5nt3qwuvt20m7fdfcx8350vgj6pyujxehyplgwgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx6trjqm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs983yha35pf2zk4cv4upgvccmv72tnnjqnccgr255hmgc5jxu00hg8urw7m'>nevent1q…rw7m</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I kinda like this movie&#39;s restrained style and that it&#39;s showing, not telling. But nothing has happened since Christopher Lee killed a restaurant before the credits. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:24:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs983yha35pf2zk4cv4upgvccmv72tnnjqnccgr255hmgc5jxu00hgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxyuzj2d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfp658ju0eezv9s85naglyzj2umtuc72lg83fg6676w6g3s80p92sr6pj84'>nevent1q…pj84</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Say volcano three times and he appear<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:22:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfp658ju0eezv9s85naglyzj2umtuc72lg83fg6676w6g3s80p92szyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxcg2e6x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstltrafrngmmmjx8jsvawp3r7wf34d3qxy0h9u4qnn5u4v4qkt79ca7w0cq'>nevent1q…w0cq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I went to the wikipedia page to see if it had info on where that tracking shot through the NASA construction bay was filmed. It didn&#39;t, and I accidentally saw a pretty ridiculous spoiler for how the film ends. All I&#39;m gonna say is brace yourselves. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:20:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstltrafrngmmmjx8jsvawp3r7wf34d3qxy0h9u4qnn5u4v4qkt79czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxv60fs8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszzmzxu8zaz2u0005nvzfl8cx4gat3qxtjl0c5wczr7hxl97r7zlchskdp7'>nevent1q…kdp7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That was actually a pretty cool shot, but it owes a lot to the fact that for some reason NASA let them film in one of their buildings. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:18:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszzmzxu8zaz2u0005nvzfl8cx4gat3qxtjl0c5wczr7hxl97r7zlczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxfwv73p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxxjemk8y8cjn3hjfwg38sx40l9mu2jp43nyk9zxgcdw7sf0l9e9qlprcmt'>nevent1q…rcmt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>They must have gotten really bad audio from that party<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:15:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxxjemk8y8cjn3hjfwg38sx40l9mu2jp43nyk9zxgcdw7sf0l9e9qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxa5r74x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr6m5glq026lqnqeky9m5nda52s9agr27ga47795mflyaawan7wrcq82430'>nevent1q…2430</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Don&#39;t talk to me or my Large Earth Disruption ever again<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:14:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr6m5glq026lqnqeky9m5nda52s9agr27ga47795mflyaawan7wrczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxdspxg5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9s0ffrvsqdy4ta8yayq3w8tk3ae69v0t70hwhdnmtat0lsmxw9zc5pn9qx'>nevent1q…n9qx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Okay, no, I&#39;m putting my foot down here. I know Star Trek noises when I hear them and there are definitely some Star Trek noises in this mix. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:13:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9s0ffrvsqdy4ta8yayq3w8tk3ae69v0t70hwhdnmtat0lsmxw9zczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxfxcm9g In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdffxkgsxdjs5vzfkmjhk4vydmhnen5x2vfgqep90znmdqjpkwrrcqnmadz'>nevent1q…madz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You skipped the food part for more computer touching????? <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:12:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdffxkgsxdjs5vzfkmjhk4vydmhnen5x2vfgqep90znmdqjpkwrrczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxc5jvkr In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw98rtl47x3dg8cmz2306s58p7cw0a83w02jvhxn9rm0y5ajteu5g8gnfvh'>nevent1q…nfvh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The floor-to-ceiling bannisters are useful in case someone tries to drive a moped through your living room. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:11:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw98rtl47x3dg8cmz2306s58p7cw0a83w02jvhxn9rm0y5ajteu5gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxg7cff4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx7a45a376ejrr3kgjxqrtkvf83rt8pql8ga9phxh0jsd2hqfajccqgp4rn'>nevent1q…p4rn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Guy hasn&#39;t said a word to his wife since the Eisenhower administration <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-22T01:10:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq69hzvvy8qjj0r6kp8e2ew8899j7jwwzn5qusvzhxzyzwwtgx42gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxjzcnaq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv98yyvrfp69zjxt0gjd73ep7lhdpaqlv67tkjnea6g2alkd5w0ncfwdljs'>nevent1q…dljs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It looks like he cut off half of his face while shaving and then covered it up with toilet paper<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:29:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv98yyvrfp69zjxt0gjd73ep7lhdpaqlv67tkjnea6g2alkd5w0nczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxmj2sez In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0ckq46vzvurecpkv7tawj49tsvl040pnamhxyc2cd8s4ms09f8fcdptema'>nevent1q…tema</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;You would die, but not me. I&#39;m wearing a shirt.&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:22:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ckq46vzvurecpkv7tawj49tsvl040pnamhxyc2cd8s4ms09f8fczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx7wm3wv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy0z9atu780l6da53dpu40d328c27r6ytz4a47sj4jjvpmslaxx0ge07h90'>nevent1q…7h90</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s the pointless asides or the wooden acting or the sudden railroading of conversations by unseen wildlife, but this is reminding me a lot of Birdemic. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:22:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy0z9atu780l6da53dpu40d328c27r6ytz4a47sj4jjvpmslaxx0gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxl0svvn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz7hw7ag7emz7nvzhlhkndkum6xvws29kulg6plrfzwha0r7ta7qcaksrqj'>nevent1q…srqj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That&#39;s a totally normal reaction to hearing a theremin. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:19:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz7hw7ag7emz7nvzhlhkndkum6xvws29kulg6plrfzwha0r7ta7qczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx7uplye In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgdakyayjst50c20kvmwj3luh2z8tgm9gmmyyjpzjmmxzme6tddrgxry787'>nevent1q…y787</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I went through an entire bushel of broccoli making this map <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:15:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgdakyayjst50c20kvmwj3luh2z8tgm9gmmyyjpzjmmxzme6tddrgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx2qsjrn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw4sglphz40nv0leahyrh7w42cz56z35gs8keps87g0z66hq4udrgsqnces'>nevent1q…nces</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I presume there&#39;s going to be a moment when the movie being called In the Year 2889 will make total sense<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:13:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw4sglphz40nv0leahyrh7w42cz56z35gs8keps87g0z66hq4udrgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxckgf64 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyvtzch3syyepvf7eyswlu42e44n7rk37xwpx6d5du03ufsvf6x2q9lmts9'>nevent1q…mts9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This movie is on track to add a new character every 2 and a half minutes<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:10:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyvtzch3syyepvf7eyswlu42e44n7rk37xwpx6d5du03ufsvf6x2qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxtdkzx7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0jewrdumz4q7wtya2yas6fyx7h4wx786lany4rn5ddtqznw3e3aqzm2c8y'>nevent1q…2c8y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Whenever I&#39;m feeling depressed I stare longingly at my portrait of Anne Haney<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:08:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0jewrdumz4q7wtya2yas6fyx7h4wx786lany4rn5ddtqznw3e3aqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx8xz3md In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8jhk95eq3n6qauvcusxc83vkkk8e2euww2afhya58dx9hwkwgrngauy2yj'>nevent1q…y2yj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Those curtains are made out of a special space-age radiation-blocking material called linen<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:06:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8jhk95eq3n6qauvcusxc83vkkk8e2euww2afhya58dx9hwkwgrngzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx5fwaff In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst5ppdfkp9xdqaxw9tq2vfqnkcsexv3te9hxaa6qza3w98zrpn9hqx8ntvt'>nevent1q…ntvt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Let&#39;s go inside for some light piano mourning and shoulder touching<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:04:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst5ppdfkp9xdqaxw9tq2vfqnkcsexv3te9hxaa6qza3w98zrpn9hqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxdxkj3h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf0zey9dd64lnhhmxpqewnz90gzxr4qumgnfwv5htgy96p5uyl85cewvv4n'>nevent1q…vv4n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>New York, Paris, Moscow ... I&#39;m sure there are other locations probably<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:04:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf0zey9dd64lnhhmxpqewnz90gzxr4qumgnfwv5htgy96p5uyl85czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxkxh88s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs86xyv878wuvaf0jneydl45dgre3gs0fgg9nffxlef2qk6lggjres2w5k0y'>nevent1q…5k0y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Wrench-ins? Are they making this pronunciation of roentgen up or did Chernobyl lie to me? <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:02:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs86xyv878wuvaf0jneydl45dgre3gs0fgg9nffxlef2qk6lggjreszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxa8qnw9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2mewmer25mqx68m4cd08c00xgvcmttq38q0504cujru52xc66a6s925ugv'>nevent1q…5ugv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Well already it looks and sounds like garbage, so great start<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:01:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2mewmer25mqx68m4cd08c00xgvcmttq38q0504cujru52xc66a6szyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxra7y9t In case you don&#39;t have the subtitles on, this is God talking. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-15T01:01:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswjyxqwx0nmm2cs52gyg7hecxyp57p6639n5anu4sng07qdckpfegzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx5k6p3s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0ur7w3mm0xhxwuej9vwvty5kn7s38fv972pevlcl60vhs606gx6g3x53hp'>nevent1q…53hp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He shot the ceiling and then the door could be opened. There&#39;s a reason for everything. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T02:18:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ur7w3mm0xhxwuej9vwvty5kn7s38fv972pevlcl60vhs606gx6gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxfze3qm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgulsrueugdrd4em6fel35faauz0y2u29gh2kj4rnyt4ugxnvgzgsu2u4ak'>nevent1q…u4ak</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think the movie is overstating the maneuverability of motorcycles in a municipal building. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T02:17:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgulsrueugdrd4em6fel35faauz0y2u29gh2kj4rnyt4ugxnvgzgszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxm6w9z7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqrd062wgnfwg99l6r55h7sz929w8stxehglckuugnyazkrq6a9qq0e50ph'>nevent1q…50ph</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>One #nipplewatch #monsterdon 2026-06-08T02:15:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqrd062wgnfwg99l6r55h7sz929w8stxehglckuugnyazkrq6a9qqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxc43a62 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9awwk60yztx6jzlx6yrsvtfywvyzal0th3cmqeq0np6ep9vhfpds53ukf3'>nevent1q…ukf3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Why would the war be back on if they&#39;re not in there? Why would getting their location incorrect change anything?<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T02:13:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9awwk60yztx6jzlx6yrsvtfywvyzal0th3cmqeq0np6ep9vhfpdszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx9h200x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgvnwgey0y6s76f9e6f0ew4ldrzlj3mrkvgua8xlm8myvgzn3fclc4edhze'>nevent1q…dhze</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Casting agent 1: Great news everyone, we signed Malcolm McDowell for the villain role.<br/><br/>Casting agent 2: But we just cast Stacy Keach for the villain role!<br/><br/>Director: There can be only one. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T02:08:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgvnwgey0y6s76f9e6f0ew4ldrzlj3mrkvgua8xlm8myvgzn3fclczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxzjpszp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqjsvvn69q8lhed8gmy8y3cczghv0d597zghqcuzun8hte23tff3qglyrqd'>nevent1q…yrqd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What a tragic waste of Malcolm McDowell. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T02:07:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqjsvvn69q8lhed8gmy8y3cczghv0d597zghqcuzun8hte23tff3qzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxu2ysva In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2kcefw8p3w2gdlnhpupyazhtkwce260kgvehfgvj6nlx0jawahqctjxzvt'>nevent1q…xzvt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>As a director who mostly worked with scripts he did not write during his long career, I think it interesting that almost half of the films where he did come up with the story began with &#34;Class of&#34; and involve killer high school teachers. <br/><br/>#monsterdon<br/> <img src="https://mellified.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/116/712/019/656/811/085/original/d825bbd527c90a86.png"> <br/> 2026-06-08T02:02:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2kcefw8p3w2gdlnhpupyazhtkwce260kgvehfgvj6nlx0jawahqczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxx9y96w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp0nfg5qd5a268clawasc996430t3dwyse07u6zz60esu8jq87spsm0dnek'>nevent1q…dnek</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Get those Blackhearts! Don&#39;t look out the window though!&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:54:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp0nfg5qd5a268clawasc996430t3dwyse07u6zz60esu8jq87spszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrpq0z7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqscm5pvffvpklwmhl43fx4qrulzw54w7cfs8r9l42q2y6tpcmxcctzd046'>nevent1q…d046</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>My homework&#39;s on the freight train. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:52:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqscm5pvffvpklwmhl43fx4qrulzw54w7cfs8r9l42q2y6tpcmxcczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxlrw2z8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs22q37dcucrxz4qc8j42jg8xs7t9g8rm9tzv07fffauflxvuz2mlqu7g5md'>nevent1q…g5md</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Evil drives a Ford Taurus<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:47:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs22q37dcucrxz4qc8j42jg8xs7t9g8rm9tzv07fffauflxvuz2mlqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxeshqg5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfcme22serl5mzapzz2xn6jktmcu4cjfhtv6js2cueed230c4ghtqjl5zn5'>nevent1q…5zn5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Let&#39;s add to that list the existence of a &#34;faculty address book.&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:44:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfcme22serl5mzapzz2xn6jktmcu4cjfhtv6js2cueed230c4ghtqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx6cu5dk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8gcea5w0ksyn73k99q6kxy366anpa37g55dzee48yu6mf3n7y6fqpx5fl4'>nevent1q…5fl4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This movie really asks you to suspend your disbelief with wild concepts like an outdoor high school cafeteria in Seattle. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:42:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8gcea5w0ksyn73k99q6kxy366anpa37g55dzee48yu6mf3n7y6fqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxuc5ll2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq7xm8dpjkhtpnk463vvyg46d5fk96679qke58gtqdm7f6ruc3npchkm4zf'>nevent1q…m4zf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I was wrong about the Tim and Eric thing. He looks like him, but sadly he died years before Tim and Eric was a thing. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:40:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq7xm8dpjkhtpnk463vvyg46d5fk96679qke58gtqdm7f6ruc3npczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxddew95 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfvdjewj20nvzvltsdqxqqj47uatxcyret6zewwhrc5gnwknl7tvgk58tsr'>nevent1q…8tsr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>oh lol, Stacy Keach is evil eyes mullet man. I don&#39;t know how I didn&#39;t make the connection sooner. Oh wait now I know why. Because I think of him as the dad from Titus and in this he has evil eyes and a mullet. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:38:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfvdjewj20nvzvltsdqxqqj47uatxcyret6zewwhrc5gnwknl7tvgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxcday2z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxdd86m9yyjlfdsgzshr9j5eqhtc52vccpdz3jsw6l5g7qzemjdyssrvfs4'>nevent1q…vfs4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>There&#39;s a guy with literal evil eyes, and my brain is still rejecting the idea that Malcolm McDowell might not be the ultimate antagonist in this film.<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:36:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxdd86m9yyjlfdsgzshr9j5eqhtc52vccpdz3jsw6l5g7qzemjdyszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx4pxjmm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx4m5mgnke9ww2hkge38lj7adcytwaz3s8n2uudx5v6hjljq35wxc43yknn'>nevent1q…yknn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>... I&#39;ll need to check imdb, but I think this history teacher went on to become one of the regular Weird Old Men who always show up in Tim and Eric sketches. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:35:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx4m5mgnke9ww2hkge38lj7adcytwaz3s8n2uudx5v6hjljq35wxczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxm34hw0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspa34kzctajgtlde0cjtv2xsxzu4dj9726242q62n6sxgwl7q364c0frjuh'>nevent1q…rjuh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>When I took this job monitoring the software of cyborg super-teachers designed to beat up children, I didn&#39;t think I was getting involved in anything wrong! <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:31:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspa34kzctajgtlde0cjtv2xsxzu4dj9726242q62n6sxgwl7q364czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxz0eadl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszzpm0hlr04qys03z2jl2ajnatweev8f4facyn45lel763qykswzc26539q'>nevent1q…539q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Malcolm McDowell is gonna pickle jar this kid&#39;s head. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:26:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszzpm0hlr04qys03z2jl2ajnatweev8f4facyn45lel763qykswzczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxe47wxc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0vcw0lakm7fa3q5w5ufw0xcvtm9s3yws0865xj6ajdw9cfz6s66cfzgl7v'>nevent1q…gl7v</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ll say one good thing about the movie, the protagonist&#39;s outfit looks cool as hell. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:26:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0vcw0lakm7fa3q5w5ufw0xcvtm9s3yws0865xj6ajdw9cfz6s66czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxek8ltz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdcvt752tnyhk65lpueq45n7hts5kwmrwr070mxwe5upxk7nythqs87fxfj'>nevent1q…fxfj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think even in the free fire zone, this is gonna get you some public comments at the next school board meeting. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:22:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdcvt752tnyhk65lpueq45n7hts5kwmrwr070mxwe5upxk7nythqszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxaup6t8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz0969qavh600956mkmpt26fcctytxqa38sfc8f5y2gcr453xakjqmchqlu'>nevent1q…hqlu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I can&#39;t get over the cyborg internal UI making dot matrix printer noises. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:21:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz0969qavh600956mkmpt26fcctytxqa38sfc8f5y2gcr453xakjqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx5a8caa In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw4x6tggr74rhcgyke0m9yffk58665m68enzv4k253xgpkjz34kvqxkwnnu'>nevent1q…wnnu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Discipline restored with some light shoving and footplay. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:17:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw4x6tggr74rhcgyke0m9yffk58665m68enzv4k253xgpkjz34kvqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxqly8al In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf3ysgmw5weg7d6w9cuqqdf9a5s2zpxrt4wwc26r63w3pz3mzkkxc8hgfzr'>nevent1q…gfzr</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It feels like someone watched the school scenes from Akira and was like &#34;I can recreate that with $25&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:15:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf3ysgmw5weg7d6w9cuqqdf9a5s2zpxrt4wwc26r63w3pz3mzkkxczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrdpkm3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsy55ckaswhuxa3827n974y5muwnkg5mewsaldvrg0eklahljed6qcj0nxp6'>nevent1q…nxp6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m gonna hold off on looking up more info on this movie until it&#39;s over. I can see where it&#39;s referencing the youth crime discourse of when it came out, I&#39;m just struggling to figure out what side the filmmakers were on. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:14:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy55ckaswhuxa3827n974y5muwnkg5mewsaldvrg0eklahljed6qczyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxly9z9s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxfqy4yjrq06xmqy4dg8e7ng5327fa0v7pv72f0kw6vjdc0gzeyxstwc5vj'>nevent1q…c5vj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He hates car roofs! <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:08:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxfqy4yjrq06xmqy4dg8e7ng5327fa0v7pv72f0kw6vjdc0gzeyxszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx26hp5u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvmvfxra2cmvet5hhu7h8z6xxgjdeu4wg9m0vjk6rrce6nwaj3j4guzaxud'>nevent1q…axud</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>*brandishes a bag full of ballpoint pen caps* Wanna get high? <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:07:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvmvfxra2cmvet5hhu7h8z6xxgjdeu4wg9m0vjk6rrce6nwaj3j4gzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxyls0rc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs8kr369uxxxqv5a99fpkk06tgv6urlsunrvulrlzlaetx3xfk2f3cc6gcmt'>nevent1q…gcmt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Is that Malcolm McDowell? No matter what era of his career you see him in, he always looks 65. <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:05:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8kr369uxxxqv5a99fpkk06tgv6urlsunrvulrlzlaetx3xfk2f3czyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxzyh62u In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0rlmccq6lclf9khszlafkgr62xejx3uzcyeq3j554zgadwj33mlqxpqdw2'>nevent1q…qdw2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;You see, if you say their names, they say &#39;One Million Megabytes&#39; and stretch the skin off their skull. We&#39;re proud of that feature.&#34;<br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:04:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0rlmccq6lclf9khszlafkgr62xejx3uzcyeq3j554zgadwj33mlqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxxw86xy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz04hx9ghz2k7mxdfj6yez73nk4pllp7hcarnvhex702909ehxkkssykq6s'>nevent1q…kq6s</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>NOW THAT&#39;S A MULLET <br/><br/>#monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:02:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz04hx9ghz2k7mxdfj6yez73nk4pllp7hcarnvhex702909ehxkkszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxg82fx9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxls73pdtn0r4nnt93hp5x894sxwhkwgkh4mrxjzun2davgs4k50q06fnzw'>nevent1q…fnzw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Boston of course doesn&#39;t make the list of major cities due to the Chowder Wars of &#39;95 #monsterdon 2026-06-08T01:02:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstkuqsm5fn0gg3r5fhtutqqk704ndhmkujjef2ryxw2f7zvp953eszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxgtmxkg Taking a Golden Idol break to #monsterdon 2026-06-08T00:59:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspxqef5020572pfwq8haqffdzvr9sf8me93m7gr5d3razkatgtmtqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxuqzwwg As someone who writes headlines for a living it&#39;s good to see a pro at the top of their game.<br/> <img src="https://mellified.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/116/623/878/997/502/797/original/576bfb0fcfaf3dbd.png"> <br/> 2026-05-23T12:26:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf8smzwt8hzt0rrmgnahdwlewvnvyhc8pn23f49lphkh65ctzr0rszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gx4zh4e9 It would&#39;ve been cool if Odo could split into multiple smaller versions of himself. I&#39;d love to get scenes of what this would look like with 90s fx tech. Multiple composited rene auberjonoises acting on his knees. Woulda been great. 2026-01-09T01:30:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgkfdc9f8g8q29k70xzycunkxjphlyh5m844gxkevty282paqt7nszyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxrndx3u It&#39;s just every goddamn day, someone in my personal or professional life is like &#34;just use AI for it&#34; and I don&#39;t. fucking. want. to. 2026-01-08T14:18:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspakkjvjz7mjvv2crvqgyd7v90l6per7wrf74mveaqv9vxrwfgpgqzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxdsnsrh &#34;this phone is too thick!&#34; - have never said once<br/>&#34;this phone is too wide&#34; - constant problem since 2016<br/><br/>And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner. 2025-09-09T17:42:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspskppj6h0g98pkumhp3tj9n4rtthj0xr292d2scnurq4lsq36ejgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxaw4jk0 I did look up &#34;Eat My Shorts&#34; on the Simpsons wiki earlier to see when it first appeared in the show and the wiki does cite this movie and The Breakfast Club as the two places the phrase appeared in media pre-Simpsons. #monsterdon 2025-07-21T02:52:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswnfpcpv70kak207p5mquy5cjur9japs5sku6vhwxpmzqheefpjxgzyqkwg9lp5p3jpg8dfasalrlhrygqydyp0v8upzgadpxq6zlna60gxe2kv9c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswgpu5qd4me95ffsks6v7td3uuu467vdsdam4m3anr8s9t5awc6hgs38uxa'>nevent1q…8uxa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>To the sea! Where man has long thrived without the aid of any kind of machine! #monsterdon 2025-07-21T02:34:23Z