Nostr notes by Turd Flinging Monkey

if you have to reseason all the time, it might mean you're ...

2026-05-21T02:20:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…525t
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if you have to reseason all the time, it might mean you're burning the food and breaking your cast iron, causing the food to stick and break your seasoning. Turn the heat down. Medium is the new High. Low is the new Medium.

being male gives you the equipment but you can still be too low ...

2026-05-04T11:51:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…0dsj
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being male gives you the equipment but you can still be too low IQ to think abstractly.

The Morning Constitutional: April 8th, 2026 Rumble: ...

2026-04-16T01:00:50Z

The Morning Constitutional: April 8th, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v78js4w-the-morning-constitutional-april-8th-2026.html

MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-april-8th-2026_nI7CVTGYBl1lzRF.html

Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/EZVDVfZYTOjJ/

Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2026-04-08-08-00-46:6

Are they doing something wrong other than being bots?

2026-03-21T16:37:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…hq7t
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Are they doing something wrong other than being bots?

The TFM Show: March 14th, 2026 Rumble: ...

2026-03-15T21:04:07Z

The TFM Show: March 14th, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v775jo8-the-tfm-show-march-14th-2026.html

MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-tfm-show-march-14th-2026_zqAzJ83haRiIawd.html

Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/GQv8uOfwrBgN

Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/HB2026-03-14-19-00-00:4

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2026-03-04T05:20:38Z

Sex Doll Review: Erovenus Doris 72LB Life Big Butt Small Boobs Silicone Sex Doll With Arms (Sponsored)

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Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/SlloBBjrr0fu/

LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/Erovenus-Doris-72LB-Life-Big-Butt-Small-Boobs-Silicone-Sex-Doll-With-Arms2:8

Italian food is "budget fancy". It's more fancy than ...

2026-02-19T01:56:26Z

Italian food is "budget fancy". It's more fancy than burgers or pizza, but not as expensive as steak or seafood.

Follow me for more dating tips.

it reeks of effort.

2026-02-11T22:51:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…2u8q
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it reeks of effort.

It's cool, just be skeptical of what you see on the internet.

2026-01-25T21:45:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…4myc
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It's cool, just be skeptical of what you see on the internet.

The TFM Show: January 17th, 2026 Rumble: ...

2026-01-18T10:45:16Z

The TFM Show: January 17th, 2026

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v74hqj8-the-tfm-show-january-17th-2026.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-tfm-show-january-17th-2026_TwQzS6wkJCMzWsP.html
Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/16K7ZH36XJf5/
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2026-01-17-19-11-09:c

The pan creates a crust. I used to use an electric grill, and ...

2026-01-14T13:22:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…l8cu
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The pan creates a crust. I used to use an electric grill, and while the steak was fully cooked, it was chewy.

They're going to cuck any second now, trust.

2026-01-12T19:35:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…4wj3
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They're going to cuck any second now, trust.

Alright, this is what I can reproduce. I'm not sure what ...

2025-12-24T01:09:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…r6f2
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Alright, this is what I can reproduce. I'm not sure what you're doing.

what about Isabella?

2025-12-22T23:22:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…yf6j
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what about Isabella?

@npub1kgd…l28q @npub1ugz…wwzl I wrote you in the liveshow ...

2025-12-22T21:13:50Z

VooDoo (npub1kgd…l28q) mrhorsetwat (npub1ugz…wwzl) I wrote you in the liveshow room, but I need character references for how you want to appear in the new intro. Go with a modern/standard look, not the mafia look from last time. Here are examples of me and Celestina for reference.

The Morning Constitutional: December 3rd, 2025 Rumble: ...

2025-12-10T22:49:05Z

The Morning Constitutional: December 3rd, 2025

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v72uw62-the-morning-constitutional-december-3rd-2025.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-december-3rd-2025_iMmMARPPenmvnQ4.html
Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/kVBGBtJZgcQS
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2025-12-03-08-01-48:7

I hope this helps ...

2025-09-16T16:12:44Z

I hope this helps

All the doctors I talked to told me red meat CAUSES inflammation. ...

2025-07-12T02:38:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…k83t
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All the doctors I talked to told me red meat CAUSES inflammation. I guess after COVID I should question medicine more, but now I know. Everything the government says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.

you're probably right, but I'm not betting my life ...

2025-07-07T18:20:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…5ftk
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you're probably right, but I'm not betting my life savings until I know for sure.

The Morning Constitutional: June 11th, 2025 Rumble: ...

2025-06-19T23:53:03Z

The Morning Constitutional: June 11th, 2025

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v6v103t-the-morning-constitutional-june-11th-2025.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-june-11th-2025\_nYBsf6CG9iSdPKb.html
Bitchute: https://old.bitchute.com/video/ka6xC70lLWSo/
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2025-06-11-08-01-29:6

they built them to withstand nuclear blasts but they fell to a ...

2025-06-16T04:49:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…fndc
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they built them to withstand nuclear blasts but they fell to a normal Iranian missile?

When Jews Jew their own.

crossposted from https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/ ...

2025-04-28T19:31:58Z

crossposted from https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/

The Morning Constitutional: April 9th, 2025 Rumble: ...

2025-04-16T20:17:01Z

The Morning Constitutional: April 9th, 2025

Rumble: https://rumble.com/v6s6l1b-the-morning-constitutional-april-9th-2025.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-april-9th-2025\_8DeP4tTfeWLHZIH.html
Bitchute: https://old.bitchute.com/video/iFZZZUjuC0hX/
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2025-04-09-08-00-35:4

STREAMING NOW TFM Website: https://tee.fm/ Morning Constitutional ...

2025-04-16T14:53:10Z

STREAMING NOW

TFM Website: https://tee.fm/
Morning Constitutional Article Links: https://tee.fm/morning-constitutional-articles/
Stream Links:
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I've been really digging this YT channel with their jazz ...

2025-04-14T18:19:30Z

I've been really digging this YT channel with their jazz compilations. Anime girls make everything better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8PnmbLaqO0

STREAMING NOW TFM Website: https://tee.fm/ Morning Constitutional ...

2025-04-09T14:51:18Z

leftists are basically children flipping the table when they lose ...

2025-03-21T14:30:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…tqrw
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leftists are basically children flipping the table when they lose a board game screaming "no fair, you cheated. I want to play something else where I win".

I saw this on Instagram. They're bringing back Gatebox ...

2025-03-21T13:53:52Z

I saw this on Instagram. They're bringing back Gatebox hologram waifus but now they have AI and do even more.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHdMesQMaf3/

but until they blow up something big, that argument will stand. ...

2025-03-20T13:55:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…c9dx
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but until they blow up something big, that argument will stand. Israel leveled Gaza with bombs, but what have the Houthi and Iranian bombs done to Israel? Not much.

not even the Houthis themselves are claiming they hit anything.

2025-03-19T00:30:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…h8he
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not even the Houthis themselves are claiming they hit anything.

https://www.amazon.com/Way-Monkey-Book-T-F/dp/B08Q9WF3VS/

2025-03-11T05:39:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…4428
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https://www.amazon.com/Way-Monkey-Book-T-F/dp/B08Q9WF3VS/

Russia should also claim ALL of the land bridge between Turkey ...

2025-03-10T22:01:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…m2v2
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Russia should also claim ALL of the land bridge between Turkey and Lebanon while they're at it.

the Alawites are Shiites and allies of Iran.

2025-03-10T21:48:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…fgg0
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the Alawites are Shiites and allies of Iran.

they were looking for the female hostage, and saw what was ...

2025-03-10T17:44:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…wlve
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they were looking for the female hostage, and saw what was clearly a man and assumed he was the kidnapper.

buy at the bottom of the market before the FED cuts rates.

2025-03-10T07:05:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…xzz2
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buy at the bottom of the market before the FED cuts rates.

created using https://www.unstability.ai/ ...

2025-03-10T06:48:39Z

created using https://www.unstability.ai/

It won't work because the dollar is ALREADY digital. Calling ...

2025-03-09T01:24:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…de0g
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It won't work because the dollar is ALREADY digital. Calling it a "stable-coin" backed by itself is retarded.

Maybe they'll back it up with Bitcoin, that'll be even funnier.

the dollar was already over 90% digital anyway. The whole point ...

2025-03-09T00:56:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…pmlg
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the dollar was already over 90% digital anyway. The whole point of backing the dollar with crypto is that it's "digital gold", but it's not. It's just the dollar again.

stable coins are backed by dollars. How are dollars going to be ...

2025-03-09T00:48:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…20pr
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stable coins are backed by dollars. How are dollars going to be backed by stable coins that are backed by dollars?

demand for gold will increase as demand for dollars decreases ...

2025-02-21T17:27:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…srac
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demand for gold will increase as demand for dollars decreases thanks to the Regime's weaponization of the dollar under Biden.

This AI Celestina gets worse the longer you look at it. ...

2025-02-14T16:38:52Z

This AI Celestina gets worse the longer you look at it.

It's been a month on carnivore, and here are my health ...

2025-01-24T22:12:08Z

It's been a month on carnivore, and here are my health vitals:

weight loss: -13 lbs
body fat: -3%
muscle: +1.9%

It's worth noting that I haven't been able to do any significant exercise due to my arthritis, so did was 100% diet.

I don't have a way to measure the effect it's had on my arthritis. I'd say it's similar to the digestive enzymes in terms of impact.

I just got the "gravy master" sauce that Halsey ...

2025-01-19T22:09:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…p85j
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I just got the "gravy master" sauce that Halsey recommended, and it's MUCH better than the "browning sauce" I bought at Walmart.

Sex Toy Review: Rillafun Anime Body Pillow Sexy Sex Doll ...

2025-01-01T14:29:52Z

Sex Toy Review: Rillafun Anime Body Pillow Sexy Sex Doll (Sponsored)

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I'm been doing Carnivore since Monday, and I feel fine. ...

2024-12-26T21:44:11Z

I'm been doing Carnivore since Monday, and I feel fine. Nothing is improving, but nothing is getting worse.

I've been doing keto for years, so my body handled going carnivore "cold turkey" no problem.

I had some prime rib for Christmas. I assume it's cool since it's beef, but I technically broke my "steak and butter" rule, since prime rib isn't steak.

On January 23rd, I'll report regarding whether carnivore cures rheumatoid arthritis or not.

I actually don't consider myself antisemitic. I merely want ...

2024-12-20T17:42:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…u707
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I actually don't consider myself antisemitic. I merely want the corrupt elites to be impaled. If a lot of them happen to be jewish, that's just how the cookie crumbles.

here are some "almost perfect" AI Celestinas: 1. Extra ...

2024-11-21T18:36:13Z

here are some "almost perfect" AI Celestinas:

1. Extra Arm
2. Ghost Shirt
3. Shortened Body
4. Extra Arm (again)

I've never had a problem with Indian immigrants my entire ...

2024-11-21T17:39:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…zntm
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I've never had a problem with Indian immigrants my entire life until recently. They tend to be similar to asians and are polite, hard working and law-abiding.

the problem is the Leftist governments started taking the bottom of the barrel from India because things haven't worked out as expected with the Africans and Middle Eastern immigrants, but they need to protect their welfare state and feminism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWmOw4d0R0s

2024-11-17T17:32:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…xja7
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWmOw4d0R0s

Remember when Halsey bragged about how the IDF crush Hezbollah, ...

2024-11-17T00:36:42Z

Remember when Halsey bragged about how the IDF crush Hezbollah, pushed them back to the Litani River, and Hezbollah was defeated?

Remember when I said that wasn't true and Hezbollah was pushing the IDF back and inflicting significant casualties?

Today, the IDF bragged about making it a whole 3 miles into Lebanon before being pushed back. the Litani River is 20 miles from the Lebanese border.

The IDF is NOT winning. They are just airstriking civilians.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/israeli-troops-reach-deepest-point-lebanon-ground-op-began

I also have to start taking a Folic Acid supplement, which is ...

2024-10-24T19:33:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…hsxf
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I also have to start taking a Folic Acid supplement, which is usually taken by women, but it's because the drugs use up my folic acid, so I have to start taking it. I was prescribed a folic acid pill that's 1 mg, but you can buy vitamins at Walmart of 0.8mg so you don't NEED a prescription. It's just folic acid.

Also, my diet is fine. rheumatoid arthritis isn't caused by diet or lifestyle. My immune system is overactive, so I'm just so healthy that my immune system got bored and attacked me. /2

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2024-09-19T00:33:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…qdlr
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STREAMING NOW TFM Website: https://tee.fm/ Morning Constitutional ...

2024-09-18T14:56:56Z

I figured out how to use a second pillow under my arm to stop my ...

2024-09-16T21:49:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…kdgh
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I figured out how to use a second pillow under my arm to stop my shoulder from hurting when I sleep on my side, so I'm doing better now.

My sleep schedule is dictated by my pain killers. I can only ...

2024-09-16T18:14:01Z

My sleep schedule is dictated by my pain killers. I can only sleep for about 3 hours at a time because the medicine only lasts about 4 hours and takes an hour to "kick in".

I now have to take naps and I've lost all internal sense of time. It's only Monday, but it feels like it should be Tuesday.

I'm at least functional and my hands "work" although my grip strength is shit due to soreness. I have to use jar opening devices like that soylent meme.

I can't see a rheumatologist until late Oct.

loans don't cause inflation because they move spending ...

2024-09-16T12:57:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…q9hw
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loans don't cause inflation because they move spending forward but make up for it by spreading out the repayment, and there is no increase in the money supply.

Government creating money from thin air and spending it (never to be repaid) is where inflation comes from.

here is a YouTube video showing what converted magnetic tiles ...

2024-09-14T04:08:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…0ngy
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here is a YouTube video showing what converted magnetic tiles look like when painted up and with some drywall tape and cut up bubble wands added for texture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF9DN_8a5ko

I saw this on Amazon today as a limited time deal. These magnet ...

2024-09-14T04:03:47Z

I saw this on Amazon today as a limited time deal. These magnet tiles make excellent TTRPG and wargaming scatter terrain. You just need to prime and paint them to look like stone or metal depending on if you're using them for a fantasy or grimdark setting.

https://www.amazon.com/Jasonwell-Magnetic-Preschool-Educational-Construction/dp/B07WHX21D8

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2024-09-10T20:34:18Z

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LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/sex-toy-review-xspacecup-xs9-sucking:a
PeerTube: website down

This is a very clever animated series that flips the ...

2024-09-09T09:10:55Z

This is a very clever animated series that flips the "diversity" narrative on its head by showing white people taking over the native American's land using Leftist tactics.

https://goyimtv.com/v/1136730988/COMO-OS-BRANCOS-CONQUISTARAM-A-AM%C3%89RICA-PARTE-1