Nostr notes by Machine Lord Zero

Take it from the Aussies who've been doing this shit for life ...

2026-07-13T23:52:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…3vpv
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Take it from the Aussies who've been doing this shit for life
When going outside...
Slip on a shirt
Slop on some sunscreen
Slap on a hat
The sun wants to murder you. Don't let it.

Look them dead in the eye and ask for an employee demonstration.

2026-06-13T04:10:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…f0w2
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Look them dead in the eye and ask for an employee demonstration.

And thanks to Steam's "new helpfulness system", ...

2026-06-02T07:53:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…n4ka
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And thanks to Steam's "new helpfulness system", it's the only review that shows.

Great, can't wait to see the rumours that Mexico is gonna ...

2026-05-26T15:05:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…a5v6
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Great, can't wait to see the rumours that Mexico is gonna join the EU along with the rumours about Canada doing so :D

Calling for tech support by going "pspsps" on the ...

2026-05-21T17:43:13Z

Calling for tech support by going "pspsps" on the fediverse

It's weird seeing news reports like "The population ...

2026-03-31T16:14:54Z

It's weird seeing news reports like "The population growth rate is slowing. What could be the cause?"
LONG WORK HOURS FOR FUCK ALL PAY. GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD TERRORISING PEOPLE. FUCKING ABYSMAL CONDITIONS FOR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL WELLBEING.
THEY HEAP SALT UPON THE LAND AND QUESTION THE LACK OF NEW GROWTH.

To any men asking "what about international men's ...

2026-03-09T10:01:24Z

To any men asking "what about international men's day?", that's the 19th of November, which you'd already know if you actually cared about that.

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2025-06-24T23:45:41Z

I'm not paying that

2025-04-02T15:03:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…m5l3
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I'm not paying that

oh my god elves have computers their shitposts must be insane

2024-10-18T15:52:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…gh2x
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oh my god
elves have computers
their shitposts must be insane

sure, why not add risk of ocular cacti to car crashes ...

2024-09-02T08:16:54Z

sure, why not add risk of ocular cacti to car crashes

Kinda seems like we're a threat to life on Earth

2024-08-12T04:59:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…lf7w
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Kinda seems like we're a threat to life on Earth

No ty, it all tastes like leaf water to me

2024-05-10T15:03:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…qsh5
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No ty, it all tastes like leaf water to me

Realising I want something hot and sweet, but all my sweet things ...

2024-05-10T14:44:52Z

Realising I want something hot and sweet, but all my sweet things are cold and all my hot things aren't sweet