Nostr notes by 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

Your arch enemy.

2026-08-07T23:43:01+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…nm8s
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Your arch enemy.

I think he problem is that most of the board is on top of her ...

2026-07-31T15:09:51+02:00

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I think he problem is that most of the board is on top of her head. 😒

Did Trump cause her receding hairline too?

2026-07-31T15:05:51+02:00

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Did Trump cause her receding hairline too?

It would be better if they threw people in their jail, and then ...

2026-07-29T23:59:45+02:00

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It would be better if they threw people in their jail, and then told the court to fuck off, separation of powers or something. That's sportsball.

There is no fifth amendment right where you can't be ...

2026-07-29T23:51:04+02:00

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There is no fifth amendment right where you can't be incriminated.

Do you have a flatbed?

2026-07-29T13:50:25+02:00

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Do you have a flatbed?

So that's what happened to Andy Dick. 🤔

2026-07-29T07:57:13+02:00

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So that's what happened to Andy Dick. 🤔

Drop turds like my wife. That'll do it.

2026-07-28T23:35:38+02:00

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Drop turds like my wife. That'll do it.

Because men who enter public life never get killed. Woman moment.

2026-07-28T23:27:15+02:00

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Because men who enter public life never get killed.

Woman moment.

My theory is that the lines under her eyes are surgical scars, ...

2026-07-28T15:40:50+02:00

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My theory is that the lines under her eyes are surgical scars, and the surgery changed the natural manner of fat deposits by restricting blood flow and otherwise changing where the skin was on her face etc.

I'm just gonna write half....

2026-07-28T12:43:30+02:00

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I'm just gonna write half....

This is literally me listening to a judge talk. Like stfu... I ...

2026-07-28T12:41:09+02:00

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This is literally me listening to a judge talk. Like stfu... I got shit to do.

Is that the one where they become a sheep when they get bit?

2026-07-28T11:04:52+02:00

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Is that the one where they become a sheep when they get bit?

Oh fuck. They literally blast a mob of kangaroos and slit ...

2026-07-28T10:58:39+02:00

Oh fuck. They literally blast a mob of kangaroos and slit one's throat. It's not special effects.

ApocalyptoLatte1488 (nprofile…jqqa)

Some women have legs that look like they should belong to an ...

2026-07-27T15:10:59+02:00

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Some women have legs that look like they should belong to an oversized toddler.

She has baby legs.

2026-07-27T15:08:53+02:00

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She has baby legs.

I really wish she hadn't.

2026-07-27T15:07:39+02:00

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I really wish she hadn't.

The first little niggy built her bridge out of string.

2026-07-27T14:16:57+02:00

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The first little niggy built her bridge out of string.

That technology drives population rather than population drives ...

2026-07-27T11:49:51+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…kw27
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That technology drives population rather than population drives technology?

Wrong. The US penal system was set up to train people to labor in ...

2026-07-26T14:22:21+02:00

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Wrong. The US penal system was set up to train people to labor in an industrialized economy. Crimes were used to justify the training. They were effectively retraining camps. Only later did that actually become punitive / incapcitative.

Knock it off, you're gonna get post on the fediblock list. ...

2026-07-25T01:03:22+02:00

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Knock it off, you're gonna get post on the fediblock list. 😏

This is false

2026-07-23T00:34:08+02:00

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This is false

Your life is lies.

2026-07-23T00:33:21+02:00

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Your life is lies.

And the probably licensed the use of their likeness through the ...

2026-07-23T00:14:14+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…6lrx
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And the probably licensed the use of their likeness through the TOS.

I wonder when he's going to stand up for White Americans ...

2026-07-21T15:35:52+02:00

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I wonder when he's going to stand up for White Americans getting chimped on by niggers.

Elephant Butte Reservoir, New Mexico.

2026-07-21T08:31:41+02:00

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Elephant Butte Reservoir, New Mexico.

If you're a White guy, start a podcast.

2026-07-21T01:34:33+02:00

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If you're a White guy, start a podcast.

Like Unter Pendragon?

2026-07-20T13:58:01+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…gp7l
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Like Unter Pendragon?

I whip my dick back and forth

2026-07-20T06:56:50+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…3nx4
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I whip my dick back and forth

Google doesn't work with shit. They've been fucking ...

2026-07-20T04:29:25+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…x7nu
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Google doesn't work with shit. They've been fucking compatibility with all non-google warez. I has to roll back mixplorer just to use openssh formatted ssh keys. New api won't allow it. Smfh.

Is that when you shit all over the yard?

2026-07-20T04:02:54+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…nkuw
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Is that when you shit all over the yard?

1000 Spiders come running out. 😏

2026-07-19T15:52:37+02:00

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1000 Spiders come running out. 😏

And they clipped the ridges on the thumb screw. 😒

2026-07-19T15:31:29+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…hjew
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And they clipped the ridges on the thumb screw. 😒

Bro.... wake up. It's happening. 😏

2026-07-18T11:30:31+02:00

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Bro.... wake up. It's happening. 😏

So up down left right? 😏

2026-07-17T00:54:37+02:00

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So up down left right? 😏

Seriously. How do I read this?

2026-07-16T23:58:54+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…jylw
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Seriously. How do I read this?

My point is that the profession is corrupted due to its ...

2026-07-16T22:26:58+02:00

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My point is that the profession is corrupted due to its structural nature. Change the structure, and people would get care. Instead, the npcs think more money, more insurance, one payor, more care.

I actually have a personal dislike for the profession. In my ...

2026-07-16T15:19:20+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…r70f
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I actually have a personal dislike for the profession.

In my profession, you have to know every single facts about a case. You can't leave stones unturned. You spend hours, days, and weeks researching and investigating a matter. And you look for any legal means to get your client to the goal. Fuck the law if it can be fucked. Autonomy is always the goal.

Further, I can't schedule a client out 90 or 120 days. My license would get yanked.

Doctors don't know shit about you. They look at the chart when they walk in the room. They treat every patient the same, like a union joe working the assembly line at GM, because again, they don't know shit about you. Finally, they don't trust the patient and this goal is to control what is most intimate, the patients body. Autonomy isn't even in the cards.

Lawyers in California don't have to report their client to authorities in ANY situation. Doctors are mandatory reporters, they will snitch. There is no doctor-patient privilege.

To put it another way, you rights at Law are greater than your rights to your body, and the people who the state permits to exercise what amounts to judicial discretion, doctors, don't know enough or give enough fucks to truly exercise the duties of care, loyalty, and candor.

Fuck Doctors. They're not what they purport to be, and they don't own you any confidences, despite what they say. You can't trust them, and they will kill you if it saves their ass.

This is a hill I will die on. That profession is fucked from top to bottom.

How many months / years did it take? I actually knew a guy who ...

2026-07-16T15:06:03+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…w8uh
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How many months / years did it take?

I actually knew a guy who was on a board of a major hospital. I used to argue with him quite often about problems in the profession, and he would defend doctors to the teeth. Then he got sick and needed care. Now he's on my team. Most people don't know until the know.

Put your pants back on

2026-07-16T10:44:50+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…r27j
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Put your pants back on

I hate Jim Carrey with a passion. Fucking obnoxious.

2026-07-16T07:53:46+02:00

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I hate Jim Carrey with a passion. Fucking obnoxious.

There's actually no context. For a long time, I thought I was ...

2026-07-16T07:44:42+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…gn3x
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There's actually no context. For a long time, I thought I was the only person in my family that had a super long tongue. I later discovered one of my nephews also has the gene.

I can pick my nose with my tongue.

2026-07-16T07:40:16+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…xlvw
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I can pick my nose with my tongue.

So I should act gay?

2026-07-16T06:33:12+02:00

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So I should act gay?

Remember.... if she pegs you, you're a keeper.

2026-07-15T07:44:24+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…7unj
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Remember.... if she pegs you, you're a keeper.

Learn how to court women. I didn't even have to buy a wedding ...

2026-07-15T06:33:26+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…6hmk
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Learn how to court women. I didn't even have to buy a wedding ring. Get on my level.

Americans don't know how to operate a firm. A firm can be any ...

2026-07-14T06:46:18+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…kcwj
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Americans don't know how to operate a firm. A firm can be any organization from a municipality down to a small business. Firms operate best when each member understands their skills, each's skills are unique, and those skills are utilized in a unique role within the firm. Unfortunately, most people want control, so they end up fighting for positions they don't fit in until some asshat or asshats tear(s) it all down. Individual stature trumps efficient operation. This is the modern American nightmare.

No

2026-07-12T12:11:49+02:00

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No

Erkle got fat af.

2026-07-12T12:05:11+02:00

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Erkle got fat af.

And they told me that milk was good for bones 😒

2026-07-12T10:14:17+02:00

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And they told me that milk was good for bones 😒

Out of all of the sites that should be off limits. Leave the ...

2026-07-12T02:15:25+02:00

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Out of all of the sites that should be off limits. Leave the archive alone. The preservation that site has done its unprecedented, and reflects a genuine intend to keep information public.

Light skinned hispanic. ...

2026-07-11T12:18:33+02:00

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Light skinned hispanic.

Twi light skinned hispanics talking about skin color being a ...

2026-07-11T11:58:11+02:00

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Twi light skinned hispanics talking about skin color being a status marker in the Latino community, but alleging to fight it. Very ironic.

This is how you get HIV.

2026-07-11T01:11:13+02:00

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This is how you get HIV.

Like seriously. Why the fuck should I defend UK Officers when ...

2026-07-10T08:04:15+02:00

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Like seriously. Why the fuck should I defend UK Officers when that fuck was walking free to begin with?

I'm not going to defend anyone. I hope they all die.

2026-07-10T08:03:00+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…34nu
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I'm not going to defend anyone. I hope they all die.

If strangers were beating and robbing people, the myth would have ...

2026-07-09T06:26:57+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…96g2
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If strangers were beating and robbing people, the myth would have never taken off, assuming it's real. I'd also question whether it was a wide spread practice, or just a myth about a myth.

Is it the half with the vagina?

2026-07-08T11:15:28+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…pggq
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Is it the half with the vagina?

She's by type. Dead.

2026-07-08T11:14:07+02:00

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She's by type. Dead.

Laura Loomer Mk II ...

2026-07-08T06:29:42+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…4rqq
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Laura Loomer Mk II

Fl- is twice as potent and a bit more relaxed.

2026-07-08T01:48:10+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…nxcr
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Fl- is twice as potent and a bit more relaxed.

It converts into modafinil in vivo. I use it on really rough day ...

2026-07-08T01:43:00+02:00

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It converts into modafinil in vivo. I use it on really rough day when I haven't slept much. It like the mack truck of anti-narcolepsy drugs. It doesn't over stimulate, but has a really long half life. I think 18 hours.

Thrice divorced boomer has all of the solutions.

2026-07-07T05:57:23+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…sv3k
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Thrice divorced boomer has all of the solutions.

That's from smoking baking soda. 😏

2026-07-07T00:48:48+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…9dwq
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That's from smoking baking soda. 😏

Its primarily made from cornstarch now. Shove a cob in her.

2026-07-07T00:45:16+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…h0vn
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Its primarily made from cornstarch now. Shove a cob in her.

Jaws is just a jews trying to convince the goyim that sea food is ...

2026-07-06T16:31:04+02:00

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Jaws is just a jews trying to convince the goyim that sea food is scary. 😒

Guess which girl had a mulatto baby. 😏

2026-07-06T12:50:57+02:00

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Guess which girl had a mulatto baby. 😏

Jaws is a horror movie?

2026-07-06T12:17:03+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…vdlw
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Jaws is a horror movie?

I remind my mom every mothers day.

2026-07-05T23:48:44+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…zw2y
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I remind my mom every mothers day.

I want to know how women produce 50% of the food on the 20% of ...

2026-07-05T23:45:11+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…xjh0
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I want to know how women produce 50% of the food on the 20% of the land they own. Why aren't they sharing this secret with humanity?

I also want to know why women aren't 100% responsible for feeding, clothing, and housing everyone since they gave birth to 100% of us. It seems inequitable to push that burden onto men.

> Produce 50% of the food ...

2026-07-05T23:30:19+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…yh38
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> Produce 50% of the food

I should clarify. @nprofile…cehw may diddle himself, so I ...

2026-07-05T07:25:54+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…9a5d
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I should clarify. 🐧 (nprofile…cehw) may diddle himself, so I can't say that there won't be any tard diddling.

That's taradiddle, not tard diddle.

2026-07-05T07:21:01+02:00

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That's taradiddle, not tard diddle.

We here at the zoo operate on ambiguity, bluff, canard, deceit, ...

2026-07-05T06:07:02+02:00

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We here at the zoo operate on ambiguity, bluff, canard, deceit, deception, distortion, duplicity, equivocation, exaggeration, fabrication, fairy tale, falsehood, falsification, falsity, fib, fiction, fraudulence, mendacity, misrepresentation, misreport, misstatement, myth, obliquity, perjury, pose, pretense, prevarication, slander, story, tale, taradiddle, and untruth. Have fun!

Seriously. This was a thread about birds. Why can't women ...

2026-07-05T05:31:39+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…3ejr
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Seriously. This was a thread about birds. Why can't women stay on topic? 😒

But aren't you glad we didn't say banana?

2026-07-05T05:06:01+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…hgf5
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But aren't you glad we didn't say banana?

I'm going to train them to steal panties

2026-07-05T04:57:04+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…atqc
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I'm going to train them to steal panties

We brought a whole litter home a few months back. They were ...

2026-07-05T04:54:13+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…jkq2
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We brought a whole litter home a few months back. They were already box trained. Simple as

My five cats have never pissed in my house. I have them well ...

2026-07-05T04:52:38+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…m3d2
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My five cats have never pissed in my house. I have them well trained. 😤

When you own a dog, you're their bitch. Now go walk them and ...

2026-07-05T04:50:39+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…hdq0
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When you own a dog, you're their bitch. Now go walk them and pick up their shit.

I'll stick with my cat life. 😤

I hate dogs. They always try to fuck me. I'm a huge bitch.

2026-07-05T04:04:28+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…wssy
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I hate dogs. They always try to fuck me. I'm a huge bitch.

Her abs and chest are implants

2026-07-04T11:12:43+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…2ed8
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Her abs and chest are implants

Exactly. The strict liability structure doesn't take ...

2026-07-03T08:30:08+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…059z
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Exactly. The strict liability structure doesn't take contribution or any other life factors into account, and treats the use of very specific substances as de facto problematic, while promoting others of equal dignity. It also fails to take the person into account. The law unfortunately treats everyone as the lowest common denominator. It treats everyone like a retarded nigger.

Also sobriety isn't a real concept. Everything you put into your body has psychological effects. Ever been hangry and ate? Eating goyslop vs. steak? Etc. What is "sobriety" when it all hits your brain?

I tend to agree. Drugs aren't for everyone. Most people ...

2026-07-03T08:13:20+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…edu7
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I tend to agree. Drugs aren't for everyone. Most people can't control a habit. But in certain environments, and even keeping those with issues "caged", it can cause innovation.

I can't help but notice a connection between heroin / morphine use and musical innovation. It's basically undeniable imo. Maybe because of some dreamy quality.

Cocaine / stims are best left to the engineers and thinkers. To keep the music analogy, the guys who come in and clean up / perfect what was dreamed.

Cocaine and meth builds the world. Every framer is high af.

2026-07-03T06:39:49+02:00

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Cocaine and meth builds the world. Every framer is high af.

> She became a guy to take the noodle

2026-07-02T15:34:59+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…gv63
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> She became a guy to take the noodle

I wish she slept. Why do you think I'm up until dawn every ...

2026-07-02T12:10:10+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…53ev
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I wish she slept. Why do you think I'm up until dawn every day? Don't save me.

I reset the server earlier. Maybe refresh your browser?

2026-07-02T12:08:42+02:00

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I reset the server earlier. Maybe refresh your browser?

It's a split opinion, as in there's no solid majority ...

2026-07-01T08:24:23+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…5u2v
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It's a split opinion, as in there's no solid majority philosophically, just on the ultimate holding. I'm going to have to really read it, because court dicta on split opinions is typically considered weak, and holdings, other than the ultimate holding, quickly slip into dicta.

Either way, I think congress could create at minimum a constitutional crisis by exercising its legislative powers in opposition to the court.

You're missing a major thread. Congress could exercise its ...

2026-07-01T08:08:40+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…l4nm
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You're missing a major thread. Congress could exercise its powers under 14A Sec. 5 to interpret / enforce the amendment, and thereby, play with jurisdictional definitions etc to eliminate birthrate citizenship. Legislation may be sufficient.

Tfw I go down on your mother

2026-07-01T07:59:57+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…x3cd
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Tfw I go down on your mother

Well... at least you're not dead.

2026-06-30T11:52:21+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…qhr7
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Well... at least you're not dead.

Kill them first.

2026-06-30T11:49:00+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…46vf
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Kill them first.

> NPC Lawyer: "Burner Phone" > Me fucking his shit ...

2026-06-30T07:18:34+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…n2hg
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> NPC Lawyer: "Burner Phone"

> Me fucking his shit up from a raspberry pi running a bsd.

Remember.... the state will pay approximately €3,500 per person ...

2026-06-30T01:50:22+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…7ef5
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Remember.... the state will pay approximately €3,500 per person to shutdown the economy and inject mystery juice to save 3 holocaust survivors, but will prohibit you from buying AC to save your own life.

Do they really own it though? Doesn't OnlyFans, etc., have a ...

2026-06-28T05:45:30+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…tjp0
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Do they really own it though? Doesn't OnlyFans, etc., have a worldwide, perpetual butthole license?

She needs to go back to school because she can't get no ...

2026-06-28T05:39:28+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…yrg0
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She needs to go back to school because she can't get no respect.

Like in brand? Dosage is 500mg per meal. So you'll want to ...

2026-06-27T08:08:01+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…m5wg
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Like in brand? Dosage is 500mg per meal. So you'll want to find something that is that or below, not 1000mg caps.

You will get runners high the first few times. It dissipates though.

Eat a plain steak. Eat a plain potato. I'll wait here.

2026-06-27T07:57:44+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…l4ec
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Eat a plain steak. Eat a plain potato. I'll wait here.

Pay a nigger to the system. ...

2026-06-27T03:38:03+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…0h64
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Pay a nigger to the system.