Nostr notes by The Babylon Bee

Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump's White House ...

2026-04-02T21:01:28Z

Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump's White House Ballroom

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Meet the Unsung Hero Who Makes Sure Every Space Mission ...

2026-04-02T19:31:23Z

Meet the Unsung Hero Who Makes Sure Every Space Mission Doesn't Have a Stowaway Axe Murderer

https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-the-unsung-hero-who-makes-sure-every-space-mission-doesnt-have-a-stowaway-axe-murderer/?utm_source=fediverse

In Historic First, Podcaster Goes On Other Podcaster's ...

2026-04-02T19:31:23Z

In Historic First, Podcaster Goes On Other Podcaster's Podcast

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Trump: Pam Bondi 'Not Quite Hot Enough' To Be This Bad At ...

2026-04-02T18:46:24Z

Trump: Pam Bondi 'Not Quite Hot Enough' To Be This Bad At Her Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-pam-bondi-not-quite-hot-enough-to-be-this-bad-at-her-job/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Launches Emergency Rescue Plumber To Repair Artemis’ ...

2026-04-02T18:46:24Z

Elon Musk Launches Emergency Rescue Plumber To Repair Artemis’ Toilet

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What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says ...

2026-04-02T17:01:20Z

What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says 'The One Who Dips The Bread In The Bowl Will Betray Me'

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Supreme Court Begs Colorado To Please Just Be Normal For Once ...

2026-04-02T16:46:21Z

Supreme Court Begs Colorado To Please Just Be Normal For Once

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8 Amazing Features Of Trump's Proposed Presidential Library ...

2026-04-01T20:46:21Z

8 Amazing Features Of Trump's Proposed Presidential Library

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-amazing-features-of-trumps-proposed-presidential-library/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some ...

2026-04-01T20:31:22Z

Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-bulls-offer-to-reinstate-jayden-ivey-if-he-will-do-some-cocaine-and-beat-a-few-women/?utm_source=fediverse

In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice ...

2026-04-01T19:01:23Z

In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue

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Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get ...

2026-04-01T17:46:21Z

Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest

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CB Bucknor Calls Entire Game Without Once Looking Up From His ...

2026-04-01T17:31:22Z

CB Bucknor Calls Entire Game Without Once Looking Up From His Newspaper

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Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As ...

2026-04-01T16:46:22Z

Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-onto-supreme-court-bench-cleverly-disguised-as-justice-sotomayor/?utm_source=fediverse

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again ...

2026-04-01T16:01:21Z

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-plays-incredible-april-fools-joke-of-once-again-pretending-to-go-to-the-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

KBJ: 'How Can A Law Be Unconstitutional If I Like It?' ...

2026-03-31T21:31:29Z

KBJ: 'How Can A Law Be Unconstitutional If I Like It?'

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Brie Larson's Career Taking Off After Shutting Up ...

2026-03-31T20:31:22Z

Brie Larson's Career Taking Off After Shutting Up

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ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast ...

2026-03-31T19:46:25Z

ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast

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Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board ...

2026-03-31T19:32:13Z

Trump Begins Negotiating With Iranian Leadership Via Ouija Board

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-begins-negotiating-with-iranian-leadership-via-ouija-board/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn 'Reflecting ...

2026-03-31T18:01:21Z

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn 'Reflecting Pool' Of Liberal Tears

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-presidential-library-to-feature-solemn-reflecting-pool-of-liberal-tears/?utm_source=fediverse

Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL ...

2026-03-31T17:46:20Z

Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL

https://babylonbee.com/news/tiger-woods-awarded-honorary-california-cdl/?utm_source=fediverse

'AI Will Kill Us All! We're Doomed! DOOMED!' Says AI ...

2026-03-31T17:46:20Z

'AI Will Kill Us All! We're Doomed! DOOMED!' Says AI Company CEO In Latest Pitch To Investors

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'AI Will Kill Us All! We're Doomed! DOOMED!' Says AI ...

2026-03-31T17:16:33Z

'AI Will Kill Us All! We're Doomed! DOOMED!' Says AI CEO In Latest Pitch To Investors

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Scientists Invent Revolutionary Kids’ Bike That Uses Pedals ...

2026-03-30T20:46:20Z

Scientists Invent Revolutionary Kids’ Bike That Uses Pedals Instead Of Electric Power

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-invent-revolutionary-kids-bike-that-uses-pedals-instead-of-electric-power/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends ...

2026-03-30T20:01:20Z

‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz

https://babylonbee.com/news/good-news-youre-finally-useful-says-trump-as-he-sends-aquaman-to-strait-of-hormuz/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Pickup Lines For Getting Chicks At A 'No Kings' Rally ...

2026-03-30T19:46:22Z

11 Pickup Lines For Getting Chicks At A 'No Kings' Rally

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MLB Umpires Admit They've Kinda Just Been Guessing This Whole ...

2026-03-30T19:01:22Z

MLB Umpires Admit They've Kinda Just Been Guessing This Whole Time

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Cruel, Heartless Wife Goes On Fun Girls’ Weekend Leaving Poor ...

2026-03-30T17:46:21Z

Cruel, Heartless Wife Goes On Fun Girls’ Weekend Leaving Poor Husband All Alone And Lonely And Helpless

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Atheist Has Killer New Argument Sure To Destroy Christianity — ...

2026-03-30T17:16:22Z

Atheist Has Killer New Argument Sure To Destroy Christianity — UPDATE: It Was Answered Over A Thousand Years Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/atheist-has-killer-new-argument-sure-to-destroy-christianity-update-it-was-answered-over-a-thousand-years-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So ...

2026-03-29T20:46:20Z

Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-leo-explains-god-does-not-listen-to-people-who-make-war-so-long-as-you-dont-count-david-joshua-elijah-saul-josiah-gideon-samson-or-anyone-else-in-bible/?utm_source=fediverse

Every Inning Of Baseball Game Aired On Different Streaming ...

2026-03-29T20:01:20Z

Every Inning Of Baseball Game Aired On Different Streaming Service

https://babylonbee.com/news/every-inning-of-baseball-game-aired-on-different-streaming-service/?utm_source=fediverse

Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After ...

2026-03-28T19:31:20Z

Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup

https://babylonbee.com/news/dozens-of-injuries-reported-at-no-kings-rally-after-multi-walker-pileup/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Deploys 10,000 Soldiers To Spread Word There Is No War In ...

2026-03-28T16:16:23Z

Trump Deploys 10,000 Soldiers To Spread Word There Is No War In Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-deploys-10000-soldiers-to-spread-word-there-is-no-war-in-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes ...

2026-03-28T15:46:26Z

Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car

https://babylonbee.com/news/black-half-of-tiger-woods-tased-by-cops-after-asian-half-crashes-car/?utm_source=fediverse

49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California ...

2026-03-27T22:16:22Z

49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California

https://babylonbee.com/news/49-states-enact-legislation-banning-immigrants-from-california/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids ...

2026-03-27T22:01:20Z

12 Tips For Dads Babysitting Their Own Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-tips-for-dads-babysitting-their-own-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

TSA Agent Keeps Skills Sharp By Groping Mannequin At Home ...

2026-03-27T21:16:23Z

TSA Agent Keeps Skills Sharp By Groping Mannequin At Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/tsa-agent-keeps-skills-sharp-by-groping-mannequin-at-home/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazon Announces Massive ...

2026-03-27T20:31:22Z

Amazon Announces Massive ‘Everything-40%-Off-Except-The-Three-Things-You-Want’ Sale

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-announces-massive-everything-40-off-except-the-three-things-you-want-sale/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Brags Oil Never Worth This Much Under Biden ...

2026-03-27T18:16:22Z

Trump Brags Oil Never Worth This Much Under Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-brags-oil-never-worth-this-much-under-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: The Reason TV Shows Take So Long to Make Now Is Because ...

2026-03-27T16:46:23Z

Report: The Reason TV Shows Take So Long to Make Now Is Because They Film in the Dark

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-the-reason-tv-shows-take-so-long-to-make-now-is-because-they-film-in-the-dark/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Confirm Heaven's Streets Of Gold Will Have No ...

2026-03-26T20:31:23Z

Theologians Confirm Heaven's Streets Of Gold Will Have No Cyclists

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-heavens-streets-of-gold-will-have-no-cyclists/?utm_source=fediverse

Bible Receives Modern Update With 'Morally Gray Edition' ...

2026-03-26T20:01:24Z

Bible Receives Modern Update With 'Morally Gray Edition'

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-receives-modern-update-with-morally-gray-edition/?utm_source=fediverse

Child Psychologists Now Say Screen Time Is OK For Toddlers As ...

2026-03-26T19:16:22Z

Child Psychologists Now Say Screen Time Is OK For Toddlers As Long As You're Showing Them 'Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World'

https://babylonbee.com/news/child-psychologists-now-say-screen-time-is-ok-for-toddlers-as-long-as-youre-showing-them-master-and-commander-the-far-side-of-the-world/?utm_source=fediverse

Jimmy Kimmel To Write Script For New 'Godfather' Sequel ...

2026-03-26T17:31:24Z

Jimmy Kimmel To Write Script For New 'Godfather' Sequel

https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-kimmel-to-write-script-for-new-godfather-sequel/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympics Bans All Balls From Women's Sports ...

2026-03-26T16:46:23Z

Olympics Bans All Balls From Women's Sports

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympics-bans-all-balls-from-womens-sports/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Denies Negotiating With Trump As All Its Leaders Are Dead ...

2026-03-26T16:01:26Z

Iran Denies Negotiating With Trump As All Its Leaders Are Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-denies-negotiating-with-trump-as-all-its-leaders-are-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Unsure If What's Missing In His Life Is Jesus Or Really ...

2026-03-25T21:01:20Z

Man Unsure If What's Missing In His Life Is Jesus Or Really Cool Jacket

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-unsure-if-whats-missing-in-his-life-is-jesus-or-really-cool-jacket/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid ...

2026-03-25T20:16:22Z

7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-to-toughen-up-your-wimpy-kid/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To ...

2026-03-25T19:31:20Z

Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-who-pushed-over-reachers-motorcycle-announces-plan-to-shoot-john-wicks-dog/?utm_source=fediverse

Hobbit On Diet Cuts Back To Four Meals A Day ...

2026-03-25T18:46:20Z

Hobbit On Diet Cuts Back To Four Meals A Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/hobbit-on-diet-cuts-back-to-four-meals-a-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions On Oil ...

2026-03-25T18:46:19Z

Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement

https://babylonbee.com/news/mysterious-investor-pancynelosi-makes-millions-on-oil-trade-minutes-before-trumps-iran-announcement/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line ...

2026-03-25T18:01:23Z

Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-couple-enjoys-romantic-two-week-honeymoon-in-tsa-line/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA ...

2026-03-25T17:31:22Z

Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-white-sox-improve-playoff-chances-by-switching-to-wnba/?utm_source=fediverse

Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On ...

2026-03-25T16:46:20Z

Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On The Ground

https://babylonbee.com/news/soldiers-issued-crocs-so-trump-can-say-he-didnt-put-boots-on-the-ground/?utm_source=fediverse

Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different ...

2026-03-24T20:31:22Z

Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy

https://babylonbee.com/news/quadruple-amputee-cornhole-champion-claims-it-was-a-different-quadruple-amputee-cornhole-champion-who-shot-that-guy/?utm_source=fediverse

DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining ...

2026-03-24T20:01:22Z

DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds

https://babylonbee.com/news/deal-alert-save-big-on-a-20-pound-weighted-vest-by-just-gaining-20-pounds/?utm_source=fediverse

Another Massive Fraud Ring Exposed At D.C. Old Folks' Home ...

2026-03-24T19:46:20Z

Another Massive Fraud Ring Exposed At D.C. Old Folks' Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/another-massive-fraud-ring-exposed-at-dc-old-folks-home/?utm_source=fediverse

MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout ...

2026-03-24T19:16:20Z

MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout

https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-replaced-with-cardboard-cutout/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On ...

2026-03-24T18:31:22Z

Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-finally-admits-to-gambling-problem-after-placing-bet-on-womens-basketball/?utm_source=fediverse

Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By ...

2026-03-24T17:31:21Z

Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/airport-wait-times-eliminated-after-tsa-checkpoints-taken-over-by-chick-fil-a/?utm_source=fediverse

Live-Action 'Moana' Remake Saves Money By Getting The ...

2026-03-24T17:01:21Z

Live-Action 'Moana' Remake Saves Money By Getting The Rock $8 Wig From Spirit Halloween

https://babylonbee.com/news/live-action-moana-remake-saves-money-by-getting-the-rock-8-wig-from-spirit-halloween/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line ...

2026-03-24T15:46:21Z

Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-give-up-after-three-hours-in-tsa-line/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Calls War For Iran ...

2026-03-23T20:16:21Z

CNN Calls War For Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-calls-war-for-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

TSA Reduces Delays By Eliminating Colonoscopy Portion Of Search ...

2026-03-23T19:16:20Z

TSA Reduces Delays By Eliminating Colonoscopy Portion Of Search

https://babylonbee.com/news/tsa-reduces-delays-by-eliminating-colonoscopy-portion-of-search/?utm_source=fediverse

Considerate Video Game Boss Leaves Plenty Of Health And Ammo In ...

2026-03-23T19:16:20Z

Considerate Video Game Boss Leaves Plenty Of Health And Ammo In Room Right Before You Fight Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/considerate-video-game-boss-leaves-plenty-of-health-and-ammo-in-room-right-before-you-fight-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Releases Line Of Sympathy Cards ...

2026-03-23T19:01:21Z

Trump Releases Line Of Sympathy Cards

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-releases-line-of-sympathy-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Tips For Getting Through TSA Faster ...

2026-03-23T18:31:20Z

8 Tips For Getting Through TSA Faster

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-tips-for-getting-through-tsa-faster/?utm_source=fediverse

Statue Of Cesar Chavez Gropes Woman As It’s Being Taken Down ...

2026-03-23T17:31:19Z

Statue Of Cesar Chavez Gropes Woman As It’s Being Taken Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/statue-of-cesar-chavez-gropes-woman-as-its-being-taken-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Paddleboat Ride Enjoyable For Seven Seconds ...

2026-03-23T16:46:21Z

Paddleboat Ride Enjoyable For Seven Seconds

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Trump Postpones Iran Strikes Until They All Assemble In One Place ...

2026-03-23T15:46:22Z

Trump Postpones Iran Strikes Until They All Assemble In One Place Again For A Meeting

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-postpones-iran-strikes-until-they-all-assemble-in-one-place-again-for-a-meeting/?utm_source=fediverse

After Jesus Bestows Nicknames ‘The Rock’ And ‘Sons Of ...

2026-03-22T20:01:25Z

After Jesus Bestows Nicknames ‘The Rock’ And ‘Sons Of Thunder’, Apostle James Bummed To Get Stuck With ‘The Lesser’

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-jesus-bestows-nicknames-the-rock-and-sons-of-thunder-john-bummed-to-get-the-beloved/?utm_source=fediverse

Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking ...

2026-03-21T18:16:21Z

Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim

https://babylonbee.com/news/saint-peter-gently-asks-chuck-norris-to-stop-roundhouse-kicking-the-cherubim/?utm_source=fediverse

France Explains They Can't Help Open Strait Of Hormuz As They ...

2026-03-21T17:31:20Z

France Explains They Can't Help Open Strait Of Hormuz As They Already Sent All 15 Of Their Soldiers To Defend Greenland

https://babylonbee.com/news/france-explains-they-cant-help-open-strait-of-hormuz-as-they-already-sent-all-15-of-their-soldiers-to-protect-greenland/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Smokes Cigar In Desperate Hope To Feel Sick And Become ...

2026-03-21T16:31:22Z

Man Smokes Cigar In Desperate Hope To Feel Sick And Become Unattractive To Wife

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-smokes-cigar-in-desperate-hope-to-feel-sick-and-become-unattractive-to-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Honor Chuck Norris ...

2026-03-20T20:31:22Z

10 Ways To Honor Chuck Norris

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-honor-chuck-norris/?utm_source=fediverse

Confirmed: In His Final Days, Charlie Kirk Came To Agree With ...

2026-03-20T20:01:22Z

Confirmed: In His Final Days, Charlie Kirk Came To Agree With Whatever You Believe

https://babylonbee.com/news/confirmed-in-his-final-days-charlie-kirk-came-to-agree-with-whatever-you-believe/?utm_source=fediverse

California Abandons $250 Billion Study On Why It Has So Many ...

2026-03-20T19:01:22Z

California Abandons $250 Billion Study On Why It Has So Many Unfinished Projects

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-abandons-250-billion-study-on-why-it-has-so-many-unfinished-projects/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little ...

2026-03-20T18:31:21Z

Local Man Likes His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-likes-his-coffee-cold-with-milk-just-like-a-little-baby/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Like His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little ...

2026-03-20T18:16:20Z

Local Man Like His Coffee Cold, With Milk, Just Like A Little Baby

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-like-his-coffee-cold-with-milk-just-like-a-little-baby/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Believe Every Meal In Heaven Is Ice Cream In A ...

2026-03-20T18:01:22Z

Theologians Believe Every Meal In Heaven Is Ice Cream In A Miniature Baseball Helmet

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-believe-every-meal-in-heaven-is-ice-cream-in-a-miniature-baseball-helmet/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties ...

2026-03-20T17:01:20Z

Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-allocates-900-million-for-black-bear-porta-potties/?utm_source=fediverse

'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels ...

2026-03-20T16:31:21Z

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