2026-07-24T03:18:32+02:00 https://nostr.ae Patrick 🌎 https://nostr.ae/npub1c89ecfytdwzsk2zlgyzq3yn08qhmpx5kcjlpq6eqtmgn3sgr8ugser45z9 https://files.mastodon.online/accounts/avatars/109/300/299/013/232/435/original/258c3469107830ae.png https://files.mastodon.online/accounts/avatars/109/300/299/013/232/435/original/258c3469107830ae.png https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs83leg25nt42du6tz3a0y9u9a9sk73p2r8eu0w38v805yndehmfjqzyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3znthe60 For my job interview tomorrow if they ask for any references I’m going to show them my grade 2 report card where Mrs. Hirsch clearly spelled out my strengths<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/530/057/311/249/368/original/ca6605ab34e22a04.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/530/057/438/502/746/original/9a5c5499d1c050c7.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-07T00:46:06+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx2wxnake98ev7h8dmgme6c9g6s5paj735rj0850326pnlm0zwhmszyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3zpgaf86 Opening a Bruce Springsteen themed sandwich shop called Hungry Heart and we’re gonna sell ‘suicide wraps’*<br/><br/>*Look, I know this is a really dumb reference to one line in a fifty year old song but sometimes i hear something and a half baked idea comes to me. They’re not all gonna be bangers 🤷🏾‍♂️<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/925/087/664/216/815/original/33e9e0425b8b0c41.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-20T03:34:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8ya6yc7zmjm2gud5rm6gt8rzdrypwkurffam3t5dwetwwy9g8a8szyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3zj4ehsm I already know how the Patriot Games are gonna end...<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/747/039/215/755/976/original/c7e315bfba5078ab.webp"> <br/> 2025-12-19T16:54:38+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9xevrf75t0xfcrwfzekuzqfqxmq3ssyxwcupkgmh90dpwf0spzhqzyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3zqlur8k In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs95t0wpr6qf698drxthz6g32gwexjhl02vnnx70ckgh9f3qalwmygkvq2jm'>nevent1q…q2jm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>She told me to tell you ‘I know’ 🙄 2025-12-13T04:02:56+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsglwknvracyyw0jytzudjgya20qseuwqxjz49h082j4jxl3r58huqzyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3zn2frdj Haven’t played a gig in a million years but I’m playing with my friends band tonight 🙏🏾<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/481/917/655/408/354/original/e628878991868c46.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-02T21:10:23+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszpueclj7mkcrrltpvykszgysvgumsm6zxr6an5z9x9ttup7kd69qzyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3znl9rh9 Stop saying ‘it goes something like this’. Mthrfkr that’s EXACTLY how it goes 2025-10-23T17:04:55+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszt4ch9v5tke5wy2s86w5wvvtspa98dhy84qw4f9mp58erp74355szyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3zcz78n7 #SilentSunday<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/401/197/226/094/622/original/4d39e5861acecf38.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-19T16:02:06+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp74wh4k9qfv7m8emf8eax360m58sgcdfqk6g42hlneymtspjx05szyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3zpzak3f Pretty psyched that it’s #ColumboDay today<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/357/349/258/075/222/original/e23fecb64f1c2555.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-10-13T14:00:05+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswmr6y96plvq93nu70zs54tplwk8e96fwrd56jddkzlm8vje5h8aszyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3z9ls3r4 I got my new phone yesterday but I don’t have a case yet, so I’m carrying it around like an infant-care doll today<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/015/538/683/577/915/original/d5ef26365fc1b116.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-08-12T13:24:07+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy2xzq7c424t655meyfwv0w9hgk3k7mt9kzxszfqzehucnnmwwmzszyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3zxpmj0e Just crushed an all dressed pizza and two rum and cokes in a stemless wine glass AMA 2025-08-06T01:39:35+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxjvpnyctpzmnqyfr6jpqt9klsnjs9n4zde9pw88tt7dv6st9crcqzyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3zzsrty9 Man, I just wish my dad lived long enough to hear white guys telling each other to go back to Africa<br/> <img src="https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/113/827/386/510/004/771/original/fdb0d6ed118e67f0.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-01-14T16:21:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqm6pnelns6yldpqdl0w33n4lpk6gtchrm42amdek5xyg92tww9rgzyrquh8py3d4c2zegtaqsgzyjduuzlvy6jmztuyrtyp0dzwxpqvl3z00ye49 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyh4r57q403tyrzpj330cdlusg2jntj9vp7hqs7rr7amx884akjwq0k6l8j'>nevent1q…6l8j</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This guy drives us all nuts. His popularity is below every other premier and he just leans into things he thinks will rile up his most fervent supporters I guess. It’s such an odd thing to ban. No one is complaining about this 2024-12-07T15:52:43+01:00