Nostr notes by Ted KASSO

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2026-06-11T19:59:02Z

it's cease and desist not steve and desist

Beyond Meat implies Bed Meat and Bath Meat

2026-06-10T22:30:21Z

Beyond Meat implies Bed Meat and Bath Meat

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2026-04-24T13:57:49Z

the way you move just has a certain "je ne sais qwop",

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2025-11-25T17:38:53Z

why don't we get other wisdom body parts removed

hacker group known only as "CloudFlare" has once again ...

2025-11-18T14:03:28Z

hacker group known only as "CloudFlare" has once again defaced several major internet sites

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2025-11-12T17:13:54Z

mom said it's my turn on the mandate of heaven

solving the coffee mug shelf space problem by putting mug handles ...

2025-10-30T15:23:43Z

solving the coffee mug shelf space problem by putting mug handles on the inside

what the heck, I was just reading about Blum Blum Shub hours ago

2025-10-30T15:14:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…948e
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what the heck, I was just reading about Blum Blum Shub hours ago

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2025-07-16T03:11:14Z

League of Extraordinary Former Gifted Kids

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2025-05-21T20:11:06Z

Content Aware Phil

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2025-05-20T02:07:35Z

hey has anyone named the ai fascist memes slopaganda yet

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2025-05-07T16:04:14Z

sphinx of black quartz, choose my pope

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2025-03-18T16:27:15Z

the capital of Mastochusetts is Booston

totally counts, even for a moment, yeah that's a great scene

2025-03-18T14:18:35Z

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totally counts, even for a moment, yeah that's a great scene

🚨 what are your favorite skeletons in cinema, whether ...

2025-03-18T13:52:35Z

🚨 what are your favorite skeletons in cinema, whether realistic or fantastical, animate or inanimate?!?!🚨

for the sake of this question, skulls alone DON'T count, but non-human skeletons maybe do count (lookin at you, Jurassic Park lobby skeletons...)

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2025-02-26T16:48:39Z

existing

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2025-02-15T13:10:10Z

onions implies offions. or, onioffs,

did you know that Godzilla is, according to Toho, not a he nor a ...

2025-02-04T20:11:02Z

did you know that Godzilla is, according to Toho, not a he nor a she but an it, a genderless force of nature

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2024-12-18T14:57:07Z

today is truly one of the Wednesdays of all time

Bruce Wayne repeating that he's been away on sabbatical. ...

2024-10-10T19:49:36Z

Bruce Wayne repeating that he's been away on sabbatical. sabbatical. sab-bat-ical. he is winking at you now.

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2024-10-07T20:54:50Z

every movie is 40 years old

they can download, dynamically populate, and render modern HTML ...

2024-09-10T17:01:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…s9xd
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they can download, dynamically populate, and render modern HTML JS and CSS pages
but just couldn't keep up with that 25-year-old plain text Really Simple Syndication format.
anyway, here's some AI,

as Mozilla shovels new AI features into mainline Firefox I am ...

2024-09-10T16:53:19Z

as Mozilla shovels new AI features into mainline Firefox I am reminded that they removed standard RSS feeds from mainline Firefox:

"By virtue of being baked into the core of Firefox, these features have long had outsized maintenance and security costs relative to their usage. Making sure these features are as well-tested, modern and secure as the rest of Firefox would take a surprising amount of engineering work, and unfortunately the usage of these features does not justify such an investment"

to have and to hold, taul death do us squart

2024-09-05T02:36:55Z

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to have and to hold, taul death do us squart

squinting really hard taul squart ball drop??

2024-09-05T02:33:44Z

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*squinting really hard* taul squart ball drop??

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2024-09-05T02:30:37Z

paul blart psy op

4chan was created as a home on the internet "for ...

2024-09-03T15:56:32Z

4chan was created as a home on the internet "for Channing" Tatum superfans

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2024-08-29T19:31:02Z

Silica Gel: Bon Appétit

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2024-08-27T00:02:54Z

Star Trek: Deep Space Jam

you're telling me the World Health Organization framed Roger ...

2024-08-15T23:08:28Z

you're telling me the World Health Organization framed Roger Rabbit??

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2024-08-15T13:34:43Z

Fetch the Boat Stuckers

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2024-08-14T15:37:15Z

time isn't money

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2024-08-11T22:04:48Z

Snail Week

Unsafe at Onion Speed

2024-08-10T00:09:55Z

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Unsafe at Onion Speed

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2024-08-10T00:06:35Z

Maximum Oniondrive

Late night Come home ⚠️ CAUTION ⚠️ ⚠️ WIDE LOAD ...

2024-08-08T19:47:06Z

Late night
Come home
⚠️ CAUTION ⚠️
⚠️ WIDE LOAD ⚠️

I hope this email finds you awake one morning transformed in your ...

2024-08-05T17:04:14Z

I hope this email finds you awake one morning transformed in your bed into a gigantic insect

it is wednesday my dudes ...

2024-05-29T12:30:54Z

it is wednesday my dudes

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2023-03-17T12:29:51Z

sphinx of black quartz, check out my soundcloud

this was the best thing I ever tweeted ...

2023-01-25T19:16:50Z

this was the best thing I ever tweeted

the American Dream is to retire early, buy a very tall truck, ...

2022-01-07T21:08:23Z

the American Dream is to retire early, buy a very tall truck, then make national news for getting stuck under every low bridge in the country