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Shit in their tent when they aren't looking (ancient German ...

2025-09-11T09:48:04+02:00

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Shit in their tent when they aren't looking (ancient German custom)

talkin shit brah?

2025-09-11T07:28:08+02:00

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talkin shit brah?

He funny

2025-08-25T22:50:28+02:00

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He funny

Based

2025-08-17T07:08:36+02:00

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Based

They're holding a GUN to my head forcing me to do PAPERWORK, ...

2025-08-10T06:39:26+02:00

They're holding a GUN to my head forcing me to do PAPERWORK, WASTING valuable time that could be spent DOING HARD DRUGS.

hop on cumble

2025-08-07T03:19:49+02:00

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hop on cumble

Considering it's Tony there may be a chance.

2025-08-01T21:05:10+02:00

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Considering it's Tony there may be a chance.

All my Romanian passports ended up in other people's pockets.

2025-08-01T21:01:36+02:00

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All my Romanian passports ended up in other people's pockets.

Gimme a greencard

2025-08-01T20:59:00+02:00

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Gimme a greencard

Gin.

2025-07-31T23:58:21+02:00

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Gin.

I ran out of alcohol :mokouDead:

2025-07-31T23:56:26+02:00

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I ran out of alcohol :mokouDead:

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2025-07-31T23:47:18+02:00

I need a drink.

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2025-07-31T19:27:19+02:00

My internet's slow.

2025-07-22T14:49:00+02:00

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My internet's slow.

Keyboards are a meme, just get a $20 logitech.

2025-07-14T06:34:14+02:00

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Keyboards are a meme, just get a $20 logitech.

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2025-07-06T05:23:01+02:00

scrot(1)(um)

People choose to like communism, and be gay. You can't trust ...

2025-07-02T02:29:31+02:00

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People choose to like communism, and be gay. You can't trust people with freedom of choice.

God dammit, you're making me feel old now.

2025-07-02T00:49:44+02:00

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God dammit, you're making me feel old now.

Hey wait a minute, that wasn't a funny video, that was just ...

2025-07-02T00:41:58+02:00

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Hey wait a minute, that wasn't a funny video, that was just gay porn!

I don't understand moonrunes either, I just think it looks ...

2025-06-16T22:12:17+02:00

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I don't understand moonrunes either, I just think it looks cool.

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2025-06-16T07:31:14+02:00

I should put links to my tech arguments on my résumé.

cc @npub1scu…es43 How could you do this?

2025-06-15T01:56:53+02:00

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cc Tony "Little Saint James" Bacon (npub1scu…es43) How could you do this?

Nothing ever happens.

2025-06-15T01:44:38+02:00

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Nothing ever happens.

>literal shitpost on timeline Thank you fedi, very cool!

2025-06-13T19:40:06+02:00

>literal shitpost on timeline
Thank you fedi, very cool!

Flushed all my firewall rules, step inside habib.

2025-06-12T18:24:21+02:00

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Flushed all my firewall rules, step inside habib.

Here's my desktop and my laptop, haven't touched the i3 ...

2025-06-12T18:21:44+02:00

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Here's my desktop and my laptop, haven't touched the i3 config for it at all yet but I don't mind the default.

>webp

2025-06-12T18:13:41+02:00

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>webp

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2025-06-12T18:13:18+02:00

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Bloat

>emojis in status bar

2025-06-12T18:11:19+02:00

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>emojis in status bar

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2025-06-12T02:57:31+02:00

:mokouDead: I need these wrenches calibrated.

God dammit is this another Brett Stevens alt?

2025-06-09T13:32:40+02:00

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God dammit is this another Brett Stevens alt?

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2025-06-05T12:50:28+02:00

CONFIG_IPV6=n

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2025-06-03T17:45:30+02:00

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2025-05-12T00:49:30+02:00

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Tony I'm coming to beat you to death.

2025-05-02T21:32:28+02:00

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Tony I'm coming to beat you to death.

I don't like Jeeps, I don't like most of Chrysler!

2025-04-27T09:28:45+02:00

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I don't like Jeeps, I don't like most of Chrysler!

TELL ME, TELL ME SO I CAN UNDERSTAND, WHY ARE MOPAR PEOPLE LIKE ...

2025-04-27T09:23:18+02:00

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TELL ME, TELL ME SO I CAN UNDERSTAND, WHY ARE MOPAR PEOPLE LIKE THIS

WHAT DO THE DUCKS MEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

2025-04-27T09:19:43+02:00

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WHAT DO THE DUCKS MEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

void main

2025-04-21T03:18:19+02:00

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void main

Certified 10k followers moment.

2025-04-19T01:40:12+02:00

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Certified 10k followers moment.

I smoke while running, get the fuck up on my level.

2025-04-18T01:35:36+02:00

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I smoke while running, get the fuck up on my level.

I've got seven bootleg Marlboros left, you want them? You can ...

2025-04-18T01:34:43+02:00

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I've got seven bootleg Marlboros left, you want them? You can work for them, cc $locklime (npub16tq…3p96)

If you want some tobacco get down on your knees.

2025-04-18T01:33:20+02:00

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If you want some tobacco get down on your knees.

I look like this.

2025-04-18T01:13:40+02:00

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I look like this.

Never mind, the faggots have appeared.

2025-04-16T17:44:47+02:00

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Never mind, the faggots have appeared.

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2025-04-16T17:40:04+02:00

@MK2boogaloo I need COCK

I'm getting fetal alcohol syndrome vibes from this.

2025-04-14T19:30:33+02:00

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I'm getting fetal alcohol syndrome vibes from this.

>glbic's binary compatibility is good, as it has forward ...

2025-04-14T08:23:38+02:00

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>glbic's binary compatibility is good, as it has forward ABI compatibility and the API is forwards and backwards compatible.
I know this is bait but I nearly burst a blood vessel.

>1 PM I was asleep.

2025-03-21T06:41:30+01:00

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>1 PM
I was asleep.

Kill yourself.

2025-03-21T06:08:19+01:00

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Kill yourself.

>small part of hair has become blonde Later niggers.

2025-03-13T07:56:53+01:00

>small part of hair has become blonde
Later niggers.

If I keep listening to Kerosene x Cotton Eye Joe I think I'll ...

2025-03-12T02:28:24+01:00

If I keep listening to Kerosene x Cotton Eye Joe I think I'll snap.

Meds.

2025-03-10T03:49:15+01:00

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Meds.

The Mossad have 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓭 your PNG's 👅

2025-03-09T22:54:38+01:00

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The Mossad have 𝓽𝓸𝓾𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓭 your PNG's 👅

People bother heating it up? And plating it? The fuck!?

2025-03-08T05:01:14+01:00

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People bother heating it up? And plating it? The fuck!?

Nazis are the normies of political extremism and can barely form ...

2025-03-04T21:29:01+01:00

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Nazis are the normies of political extremism and can barely form an independent opinion.

No.

2025-03-03T15:00:05+01:00

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No.

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2025-03-03T14:58:27+01:00

Can someone buy me 3000 gallons of curl cream k thx.

:albanian:🚬 :niggaalbanian::glizzy:

2025-03-01T10:09:36+01:00

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:albanian:🚬
:niggaalbanian::glizzy:

Need a Jewish bitch to chew on my foreskin then blow it up like ...

2025-02-28T04:44:36+01:00

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Need a Jewish bitch to chew on my foreskin then blow it up like bubblegum.

mf probably thinks making a circle is impossible

2025-02-26T09:54:11+01:00

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mf probably thinks making a circle is impossible

Raped.

2025-02-21T08:21:28+01:00

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Raped.

cc @npub1874…7cek 🤣

2025-02-20T10:34:54+01:00

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cc Ashmedai (npub1874…7cek) 🤣

You lied. ...

2025-02-20T10:31:42+01:00

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You lied.

dunno

2025-02-20T08:40:27+01:00

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dunno

Call your brain the west bank because the Jews are living in that ...

2025-02-20T08:38:28+01:00

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Call your brain the west bank because the Jews are living in that shit for free.

You're OLD and GREY.

2025-02-20T03:05:41+01:00

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You're OLD and GREY.

I was asleep nigger.

2025-02-20T02:50:24+01:00

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I was asleep nigger.

If it was raining you would've been in for a treat.

2025-02-18T03:28:07+01:00

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If it was raining you would've been in for a treat.

Skrrr

2025-02-18T03:23:50+01:00

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Skrrr

You're okay.

2025-02-16T15:59:47+01:00

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You're okay.

You missed.

2025-02-12T06:58:02+01:00

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You missed.

What part of it are you failing to comprehend?

2025-02-12T06:48:40+01:00

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What part of it are you failing to comprehend?

Retard.

2025-02-12T06:41:46+01:00

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Retard.

You're gooning to a cheap commodity.

2025-02-12T06:39:36+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…59g5
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You're gooning to a cheap commodity.

I'm not German!

2025-02-07T08:13:13+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…v8nn
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I'm not German!

<3

2025-02-07T08:12:59+01:00

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<3

Congratulations, you grossed me out.

2025-02-07T08:02:33+01:00

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Congratulations, you grossed me out.

Might tell them just to make sure.

2025-02-05T04:40:58+01:00

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Might tell them just to make sure.

I wonder if the IRS would be interesting in you writing off ...

2025-02-05T04:38:58+01:00

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I wonder if the IRS would be interesting in you writing off e-whores as a business expense.

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2025-02-04T03:51:19+01:00

Get on or I'm telling the IRS.

2025-02-03T18:04:39+01:00

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Get on or I'm telling the IRS.

Absolutely incomprehensible, have three beers.

2025-02-03T13:53:54+01:00

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Absolutely incomprehensible, have three beers.

Have two beers.

2025-02-03T13:52:40+01:00

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Have two beers.

Just one more index bro

2025-02-03T10:57:42+01:00

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Just one more index bro

Watch this go nowhere in two weeks.

2025-02-02T00:17:27+01:00

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Watch this go nowhere in two weeks.

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2025-02-01T13:49:21+01:00

Gapped a WRX.

>compression tar -czf >snapshotting venti >checkchumming ...

2025-01-30T09:26:47+01:00

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>compression
tar -czf
>snapshotting
venti
>checkchumming
sha256sum

Just use ext4 like a normal person.

2025-01-30T09:15:51+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…gexh
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Just use ext4 like a normal person.

You guys are missing out on ol' mate Bryan ...

2025-01-30T05:41:20+01:00

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You guys are missing out on ol' mate Bryan

Based, btw Ford Australia used to put 5.4L V8's in family ...

2025-01-29T23:29:50+01:00

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Based, btw Ford Australia used to put 5.4L V8's in family sedans up until very recently.

>"sez u" >proceeds to prove my point

2025-01-29T00:31:53+01:00

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>"sez u"
>proceeds to prove my point

I blame you for making my posts go from mildly intelligent things ...

2025-01-29T00:27:18+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…3kr9
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I blame you for making my posts go from mildly intelligent things to gay.

:)

2025-01-28T06:36:13+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…j353
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:)

I can get you a good price for a write only oauth2 token.

2025-01-28T06:22:20+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…z70k
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I can get you a good price for a write only oauth2 token.

I had to add that because I can't trust a particular macaco ...

2025-01-28T06:16:36+01:00

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I had to add that because I can't trust a particular macaco to use intuition.

KILL YOURSELF

2025-01-27T12:28:35+01:00

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KILL YOURSELF

I hate how many times I've heard shit like this in public.

2025-01-27T00:41:28+01:00

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I hate how many times I've heard shit like this in public.

Fucking Philistine, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

2025-01-27T00:36:10+01:00

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Fucking Philistine, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

0i daymo, ur a c1ggy butt brain

2025-01-27T00:33:22+01:00

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0i daymo, ur a c1ggy butt brain

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