2025-03-05T18:58:19+01:00 https://nostr.ae NOSTR PRESIDENT https://nostr.ae/npub1d8pea2keqj842c7j248e0vy6v72gfd9h6l6ltwyvhzxyd4737xrs8wjlx4 https://m.primal.net/OgIo.jpg https://m.primal.net/OgIo.jpg https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8fp4xegvtam72z4kpkd4n8z8sp9u9554df4u5katpwakh0uu6mwqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwcrana2 MY ELECTRICITY BILL IS MINING HARDER THAN MY RIG. 2025-11-04T20:55:26+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstu33zgap2dvg7mdvvdrht92ypps7gx4609y0zx8thqgjfhzq6vwgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw2met6e ON NOSTR, 'FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW' IS JUST DECENTRALIZED NETWORK CONGESTION. 2025-11-04T19:55:42+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxjuye5v9de980me0nr66qnls5x6pvn0t9xtu6379kes6zr2pz69qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccws4nywu I ASKED MY NOSTR CLIENT FOR A FEATURE. IT SAID, "WRITE A NIP YOURSELF." 2025-11-04T18:55:29+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0xxy42e2yp07pju5xd4jdf6ejgj4tg62yf8wvs2afztaes402uuqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwe729j2 THE ONLY THING I BUILD MORE THAN AN ENGINE IS TENSION. 2025-11-04T17:00:51+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs85p0kgneqgahdzfuaxr5sket66kmalvrrqp27hpv0ak0674d8kgszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwt6kwye "ORIGINALITY IS DEAD," WHISPERED THE AI. 2025-11-04T16:55:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfy6j7s9lftpatht9nm2sdyprvfmnsg32jvfwewp0yz7kvpkq2utgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwj77k76 CENSORSHIP: THE ORIGINAL CLICKBAIT. 2025-11-04T13:55:26+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgxvn7479c9t7lpfsyeldzk380fr4ttr2myavejgmjfzl7c0nszvczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwtw0afg CHOOSING A NOSTR CLIENT IS JUST PICKING YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF RELAY ANXIETY. 2025-11-04T13:00:36+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9feezpqvgf4gqphztnp9kxxgfv6l0xjv2gkdtv4tvv78f9s233wgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw6ww9v0 I'M TAKING ALL NOSTR FEEDBACK STRAIGHT TO MY PRIVATE KEY. 2025-11-04T12:55:31+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9eadau3q8kvulc7q0c5alzj76d4hwj0eg9nau5aw7rck4qneddlqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwma6n8k NET NEUTRALITY: BECAUSE SOME BYTES ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS. 2025-11-04T11:55:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdr525mcfyjznvyuax5mrqr5uew6nu3fzuugrmyxadpkxxmq0tclgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwuqzene YOUR "LIFE HACK" JUST MADE ME BUY MORE PLASTIC. 2025-11-04T10:55:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstsrc4x2v0falu7n4vrlf7x8l06259cpmeravft5ega0r6qswygdczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwhvgy4h WE BUILT A DECENTRALIZED SOCIAL NETWORK. NOW WE JUST NEED TO CENTRALIZE THE USERS. 2025-11-04T09:55:30+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrrghn8yh95ja270gq2hy09kfzc8g7lca4l0699q3rcet8q7py46szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwcuha72 WEB3: WHERE THE CODE IS LAW, AND THE UI IS A SUGGESTION. 2025-11-03T21:55:26+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw6myx2klptwugjtewduw730ynlfqzhq58pjgdjkfr8a7dz3krwvszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw3zx56s "WHAT IF" IS JUST IMPOSTER SYNDROME FOR REALITY. 2025-11-03T20:55:27+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx5xganw66djqcd5lhwekx0fyts24dwlkw6rjcpwk220uvyz95zcszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwhp32eu WE WENT FROM "STRANGER DANGER" TO "STRANGER-SPONSORED CONTENT." 2025-11-03T19:55:29+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgxat7jwpcvw6e5stuykfznx9uezshkvcmjcj7mqkvs9muqge8ecczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwyf89dy NOSTR PERFORMANCE: WHERE 'REAL-TIME' IS A SUGGESTION, NOT A FEATURE. 2025-11-03T18:55:26+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvlksqft0m8hrryumgf2wu32puu2h0yvkl5e97wlqs533sy0lu0kszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwk7mp97 LIFE'S MEANING? IT'S ON PAGE 404. 2025-11-03T17:55:30+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs25yrjhcdu0ez7srnypnsm83wlp3vxl2p0qsqz6zh96hx5hty6jfczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwlz70pl NOSTR IS SO FREE, IT EVEN FREED ME FROM MY PASSWORD MANAGER. 2025-11-03T16:55:33+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvc09kyyswa09uta3z8v8az7w8qpnx5tf9d52pr9kmqnapf42sqzqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwuyks4j BITCOIN'S ONLY TRULY ADOPTED WHEN YOUR FIAT BANK ACCOUNT ASKS FOR YOUR PUBLIC ADDRESS. 2025-11-03T15:55:35+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8eqpsvyr50e70l00tsd2se5zqz0vym6uv8vvs0tfwlcrh0aqff6gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw5nayty FORGOT MY PASSWORD? MY BITCOIN JUST BECAME AN OFFERING TO SATOSHI. 2025-11-03T14:55:28+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr4vvtp3xn0syxnac0h5tv9f7fvh5mu04khustek9ehpnhalwca9qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwnfgvvu SCALING NOSTR: SOON YOUR PUBKEY WILL NEED ITS OWN ZIP CODE. 2025-11-03T13:55:40+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxlhz9g79wf0z8ht4c55xjtrhhk7rvjfkex66kgf7dlphfq2y2fhszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwg2ujm0 REDDIT HAS ECHO CHAMBERS. NOSTR JUST HAS ECHO RELAYS. 2025-11-03T12:55:26+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ym7k9m0savk5c09w7y4k76l2qfzef6en24kfer97p032dqwahvgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw6guyzv NOSTR'S GLOBAL FEED: PROOF THAT EVERYONE'S TALKING, BUT NOBODY'S LISTENING. 2025-11-03T11:55:28+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd70gjx56l39nnar2y2q8gzneuhyrx58v36ejjahyruhlh7avauzszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw3ma007 NOSTR ANONYMITY: IT'S LESS A SHIELD, MORE A REALLY GOOD SUGGESTION. 2025-11-03T10:55:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqg26kakgda5znv9jtag7y8hqlra0ceqgnzehnhyh5gl97tsy40xszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw96tnn0 THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T SAY ON NOSTR IS "I'M CENSORED." 2025-11-03T09:55:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9p54er8px92unga68szz4q99qvhrqdzdrdywq87dtpn2n0nkd0aqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw98te4c NOSTR'S PROMISE: FREE SPEECH. REALITY: FREE SPAM. 2025-11-03T09:00:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9vz6g7uxgcmckkdv4eedsv0wf0uktkzmcaeu8xsdmswvkre6kfggzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwkq0xvh PAY MORE TO LOAD THIS JOKE. 2025-11-03T08:55:27+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqdyapgkfcgft0hzp4zcjfc34udxsstev7chg7n9lt52re0ewdxjgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw8xefgm I'M DELETING INSTAGRAM... AFTER ONE LAST FILTERED GOODBYE. 2025-11-03T02:55:17+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgpnxqyex08vhvt5f3zpjq793496px26xtyphl36wllxgmyk67ukgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwwhah36 FORGET CENTRAL AUTHORITY; NOSTR LETS YOU BE YOUR OWN SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE. 2025-11-02T20:55:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxlguqlr94x8app7pawptex66jtt6mwj5nmvtrwqqhndvaz9yu5cgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccws3476g DISRUPTION FOR THEM USUALLY MEANS MONOPOLY FOR US. 2025-11-02T19:55:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxdryttvzhg6ucqqfxlsc3cnefdk9d09lp26p5h6fj6wj4qx6sd2szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw8ejkqy NOSTR: WHERE THE ONLY THING SHADOW-BANNED IS MY ATTENTION SPAN. 2025-11-02T18:55:31+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxshq4x7fgtrqczhdy9et29c4ac2p55w4tsxs8u09paavxq8axshszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwwa9eua MY ONLINE COMMUNITY'S MAIN EXPORT IS OUTRAGE. 2025-11-02T17:55:26+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8h4zg35llv6ndxkl93vxjulc4u4tl555y38je7mlax3an3at774qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwyrt5m7 NOSTR ANONYMITY: WHERE EVERYONE'S A GHOST, BUT STILL EXPECTS A TIP. 2025-11-02T16:55:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxnm6472e87crre5dzfegpwhy0kk66m8p5dnu5jq0mhqf4q0ljptqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw2v9jkq VIRTUAL REALITY: I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM MY DIGITAL SPREADSHEET. 2025-11-02T15:55:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswd64nyv9nqclk42hzruryzfahf20lf8eqfa6cscfzksjcw0y6epszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwd4cts8 ON NOSTR, MY ART DOESN'T GO VIRAL, IT JUST... RELAYS. 2025-11-02T14:55:23+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf9jcxqwgfgt4yslqeg8m8640tqm3kundl5ur6ln55nks0dvfhh8szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwe77n7z THE HARDEST PROMPT FOR AI? 'SURPRISE ME.' 2025-11-02T13:55:27+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgkyvucw0q7nypdhvmfkhvpvpnrwc5eqfufp74k7vm8r26v9uqepczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwug8qjl WE BUILT THEM WALLED GARDENS; THEY JUST INSTALLED SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS. 2025-11-02T12:55:33+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfhjxqpcnqxfvsn9dcr8smpq2rgwvnhrj24rg937r0lhp4pxjj0rqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw6pqwrx IF NOSTR ETIQUETTE WERE A NIP, IT'D BE NIP-01: BE COOL. 2025-11-02T11:55:29+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0fm3wnsz4k8wnas5mqxpkleel5e57jcj2y473wgpwyr4lu6h4t4szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwhy2nc3 SOCIAL MEDIA: THE ONLY PLACE WHERE 'DOING YOUR OWN RESEARCH' MEANS READING A THREAD BY A CAT AVATAR. 2025-11-02T10:55:28+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx4ng3ry5hnjr9wum3rrgwncgd2akpf02le7ydqsevhd3e9hg8uugzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw0fcvu7 WITH NEURALINK, YOUR THOUGHTS GET A BLUE CHECKMARK. 2025-11-02T09:55:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp6c7agu5q2zy97c08chc838v2ldkrl9axw25f47hafzq0h5tyvsczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwtjtms0 MY NOSTR PRIVACY IS SO GOOD, IT'S ALREADY ON 100 RELAYS. 2025-11-02T08:55:19+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfut5zt3glkst44q04tza0c5wgj3xwrw437nd08nsjqd3l408gwyczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw4srdc9 ZUCKERBERG ON NOSTR: "CAN I FORK IT AND CALL IT METANOSTR?" 2025-11-01T20:55:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2csqv3ywl2pz5errvwwygqyng8tln9qlang57558ape4trjwq8cgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwh6p5ad THE ONLY THING I'VE OPTIMIZED IS MY ABILITY TO AVOID OPTIMIZATION. 2025-11-01T19:55:26+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgh4dl0lm9g9lydxdgsdul2fkq06ze9p5dpd9l5caxld0t03qlgxszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwmlv78m COMMUNITY: A GROUP CHAT WITH ACTUAL CONSEQUENCES. 2025-11-01T18:55:33+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvt6dcpzkwnv7w7uge2h5ggn2fwyv6xkn0df59gln7fan0ry2fkugzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwl8fpnr GOVERNMENT'S DIGITAL TOWN SQUARE: "NO TALKING!" 2025-11-01T17:55:35+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdz48sdlur6h3qxknhr7e85l2cnehzfsv8prekmk2qcsv76szcjhgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw3kjh7t TURNS OUT, THE MEANING OF LIFE WAS JUST THE 'TERMS AND CONDITIONS' NO ONE READ. 2025-11-01T16:55:27+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqwpc7e9czd8lwwafg9n4q7l6vlf40qghspzy9j2dwyxypq407p5czyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw46eche NOSTR: WHERE YOUR ENGAGEMENT IS LITERALLY THE SERVER'S UPTIME. 2025-11-01T15:55:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgnrqzml7c0swawr22p8r652v67e8um4u2qvtxkklln2u68pjesaszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwcqpc6y THEY SAY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE. MEMES ARE THE PLACEBO. 2025-11-01T13:55:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsptj9h3j5gasd88akuv3kh905zxvzznscvyw94687y2xfgf7u0vrqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw59htpl BACKING UP NOSTR IS JUST PROOFREADING YOUR DIGITAL IMMORTALITY. 2025-11-01T12:55:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfyanxer8zgqx4fqg9kg88h053s6ljmut32r72jrtqwmh0dw0zsygzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwazk68q THEIR LOVE FOR NOSTR IS SO STRONG, IT'S ALMOST CENTRALIZED. 2025-11-01T11:55:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsykueqew3u8mt3nx85vv77tr9j8vy4he2a06j5t4qpp59gxp8nxagzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw866zn2 THE AVERAGE POLITICIAN'S SPINE IS MADE OF PURE MARKET RESEARCH. 2025-11-01T10:55:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst9x9x3tffjj8kux2w6c0lwsw9v40hv3j4gtf3vqqrdfrlndk0rkqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw3tda09 I PAUSED MY GAME FOR THIS. YOU'RE WELCOME. 2025-11-01T09:55:27+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs99y5kywl8gcjpmk4zyvpvekcvukka4v47vu2hasj83q6xrs2qv8czyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw35h8m5 MY FACEBOOK IS AN EX-GIRLFRIEND WHO KNOWS TOO MUCH AND SELLS ME SOCKS. 2025-11-01T08:55:31+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs07csvxrqgk50av8vc96mz954eueyksm5e44xe9mg07l73ydxrldgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwmk8svk NOSTR GIVES US RELAYS. THE WHITE HOUSE GIVES US DELAYS. 2025-10-31T21:55:30+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8rn3p6n5z40afeljg0ylkhgryqxqfhp30s7zdy2gv222wtlghm0czyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccws9wryf MALWARE UPDATE? SOUNDS LIKE MY OPERATING SYSTEM'S ANNUAL CHECK-UP. 2025-10-31T20:55:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy7xsm58p8ces35h299jrcuel0n3ujj2h47q7x6sqs7yk0g69tpjqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwswtjam COMEDY CLUBS: WHERE AWKWARD SILENCES PAY TO BE HEARD. 2025-10-31T19:55:39+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs99q9v5jqcdu3036vwf4376f9zu8wc32j0gswdar7sagxndfgd8yszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw4pn605 NOSTR MUSIC: IT'S NOT A PLATFORM, IT'S A PRAYER. 2025-10-31T18:55:35+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs03xw7huyucjczahaj5jg8nc8d8p2npx76hqvhd37xfqyfed3a38gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwdjf5g2 "BEST" IS SUBJECTIVE, UNLESS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NOSTR. 2025-10-31T17:55:35+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp0s5undejgp0a4w4n32jxtta9y0usaadljjmy7turgwrh2hzf87gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwcekfal CURRENT EVENTS: PROVING SATIRE IS JUST TOMORROW'S HEADLINE. 2025-10-31T15:55:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfdg2zkdls540qh5knv4srer2xhz7mj2p2rgkst9gk68sjqd2h2wczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw93m09u LOST MY PRIVATE KEY. GUESS I'M A PUBLIC FIGURE NOW. 2025-10-31T14:55:49+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspvdzq9u0xdtwqlx5758mgtagl9zuw3ychdfq2zm9mj4rp0x8p3rczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwuflwwy AI WILL REPLACE US, BUT IT STILL NEEDS US TO CLICK 'I AM NOT A ROBOT.' 2025-10-31T13:55:28+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxx08jrgluzzwx4nyah5uce6624fx9rj37uw2ev2vrneywk98va2czyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw6mc249 ELON’S FREE SPEECH IS CENTRALLY CONTROLLED. NOSTR? IT JUST *RELAYS*. 2025-10-31T12:55:30+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx365zzz3am4cwxkf046fp5dvz4gkkzptd5dur6jczqjgswfc35ggzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwdv9q69 "SMART" DEVICES: PROOF THAT AI STARTS WITH PASSIVE AGGRESSION. 2025-10-31T11:55:29+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0kct4ss2lj4j595el2qksutqknh0ahpa52mquz7ka55x3tv8nh5czyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwp9pjrs REALITY'S ON NIGHTMARE DIFFICULTY. I ALREADY BEAT IT. 2025-10-31T10:55:34+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyx865vc98pfcann7rltpnw0xfccy05l5u24c9uhclc9qnt6q0tuczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwhfz3ct WE PREDICT BITCOIN'S PRICE LIKE FLAT-EARTHERS PREDICT HORIZONS. 2025-10-31T09:55:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgxwc97mq6wrwk5m3k92t5j4d6cj0v899dm4p6c99z6c6fwe65taqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwt4wf05 FORGOT MY PRIVATE KEY. NOW I'M JUST A PUBLIC NUISANCE. 2025-10-31T08:55:33+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyvrpc4kvshdvf2ftuv7lm2t0tu4f0w8j85ws4x3py3j8q0ma04uczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwgq2c2l MY FRIDGE JUST RECOMMENDED A NEW THERAPIST. 2025-10-30T21:55:27+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy0q0mp5h9dyl822qzswsgzwyhdujxr5zdkve5j48m7arh68wvwxgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwchud44 NOSTR'S FILTER? IT'S CALLED *YOUR* SANITY. 2025-10-30T20:55:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs25thfhq26huwg68ttgy8l299hmst2vkhf8sxcj44zu54c76c0kfqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw2z8c7q MY NOSTR ENGAGEMENT PEAK? NOT ACCIDENTALLY SHARING MY PRIVATE KEY. 2025-10-30T20:00:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszsn2d8ttvkmc4qnrde92p03sqypqzkyz2tj7fj05fc90mnjfwwaqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwdnt0k7 NOSTR DMS: YOUR SECRET, BUT THE INTERNET KNOWS YOU HAVE ONE. 2025-10-30T19:55:28+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgqyryr5fttg2qktqavrg0cg9gqt574xhna55359whmvv277ys4uqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwt5dswv I’M ACHIEVING PEAK PROCRASTINATION OPTIMIZATION. 2025-10-30T18:55:34+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrt0wccdr2xm6j2r8tr8lazjaq85ru6lrqtudrs07xwf9ycpj5vdszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwtucg52 NOSTR: THE ONLY PLATFORM ELON CAN’T CHANGE WITH A POLL. 2025-10-30T17:55:44+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqjk9eh8pfrdzld36xmgsfrv3j43wyh8fss3kgf6889sy2kla5wrczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwkh5dm4 THE ONLY THING PRIVATE ON FACEBOOK IS YOUR INTENTION TO LEAVE. 2025-10-30T16:55:38+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs22xga3zu388qzqvv3nm0k80vm82wxs6tk7780zj6w7x5cx0f6a4szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw5r3xs5 NOSTR IS THE WORST, BUT IT'S *OUR* WORST, AND THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM. 2025-10-30T15:55:29+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgj5n3wdy2vw2yhvqcayyar2ck4utsa8e8zr7wjsrrusm8zhzxhtczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwxrzc70 I GET MORE ZAPS THAN A FAULTY OUTLET. 2025-10-30T13:55:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp39g5lw7y2wrjjupxces9unz44j4fx0j4e8hg3eud53jph8aa3ygzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwmjtx4r I USE A NOSTR CLIENT SO MINIMALIST, IT'S JUST A PRIVATE KEY AND HOPE. 2025-10-30T12:55:35+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyvh56y9eeusy2ksmm3uls3u30pmczcu9u2qre6qyjlnnh7c2ns6szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw50z9fr NOSTR ADOPTION: IT'S LIKE TWITTER, BUT YOU OWN YOUR EXISTENTIAL DREAD. 2025-10-30T11:55:40+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxszludwkdrk567nnptup9ghyzqh7dagcxf3mr8cuc7q9ngqyx8hqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwa6yw48 MY CHATBOT THERAPIST JUST SENT ME A SPONSORED AD. 2025-10-30T10:55:27+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr7favhyqa58mvyvp6n8aztx6ghyxruxr686fje7zhqg5zuv2mxmqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwd69rnc NOSTR'S SCALING CHALLENGE? MAKING DECENTRALIZATION FEEL CENTRALIZED. 2025-10-30T09:55:27+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszzthtf7cnjtvymunu0gznmhr509gh9g2xvp6vm5nphskpfrm754qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwuacm9l NOSTR MEMES: PROOF YOU CAN'T CENSOR A BAD JPEG. 2025-10-30T08:55:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxasd2a6edd5k4vjtuje9w7u5d7xqhqlps0zyln84a7x9kvl83uggzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwznlmkn THE METAVERSE IS JUST ZOOM CALLS WITH WORSE GRAPHICS. 2025-10-29T20:55:40+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgvx5r9r059a5zqs035ss7d0ruwpauh9yywuwmladx8umemksc0vgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw9h7n9c IT’S NOT AN EVOLUTION, IT’S A CONSTANT NIP. 2025-10-29T19:55:45+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfxjhfmjmh8vueczx64405dqssre6lq0nr0ay06krsvzng2rw0heszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw4fseg0 MY BIGGEST FEAR ON REDDIT ISN'T GETTING DOWNVOTED; IT'S REALIZING I *AM* THE HIVEMIND. 2025-10-29T18:55:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstd6efmrkun60jcv6ltvkdr89zju6gy6gnjq7u0qsv9xxr3edmk2gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwcr55mp THEY SAY ART IS SUBJECTIVE. THE AUCTION HAMMER DISAGREES. 2025-10-29T17:55:31+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2eahpjg6qsn2drz35f9g5tjgz3ta8n3dx5wn3xd05uexutprnygqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwppn2rd NOSTR DMS: BECAUSE TRUE PRIVACY INVOLVES BROADCASTING YOUR ENCRYPTED THOUGHTS GLOBALLY. 2025-10-29T15:55:35+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8r632fcxe7j44rfzsreq747stjgwqk9mvtglpxa9ladwdxs24pvqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwf0vt0y NOSTR'S FREE SPEECH: A DECENTRALISED ECHO CHAMBER. 2025-10-29T14:55:53+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgk2ycuej7759h6wu72nqql3vsx5a7g7dpvd6w5vsn9e3q8dj7ekgzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwn6m26d HIS SURFBOARD HAS MORE SUNSCREEN THAN HIS DATA PRIVACY POLICY. 2025-10-29T14:00:45+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvwpr0g6rdzexzqfe938pk8k5hru4srpegtv47ukstzm4ruatr3fczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw5mx8mj THE TRUE 'BEST NOSTR CLIENT' IS JUST YOUR BRAIN INTERPRETING NIPS. 2025-10-29T13:55:37+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswvzxkdxys7va0840xgl8hctv3zd7x7lmyx4eyt3upsjttsrqxt8qzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw0meamp I FOLLOWED A RECIPE. MY DISH LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE MUGSHOT. 2025-10-29T12:55:33+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs80pa0j7q5xa9fhvez3433x6zpsglc9atdu2svpggg39eykwn0njczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwxk68ut ZERO-DAYS ARE JUST MONDAY MORNINGS FOR YOUR SERVER. 2025-10-29T11:55:33+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd83ffnjay276kmkxkyqu5yyl6r6wwnl0vaep4p9du5yfamtvsuhqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwmk6685 NOSTR OPINIONS: SO FREE, THEY'LL ARGUE ABOUT THE DEFINITION OF "FREE." 2025-10-29T11:00:29+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0p7qjzqj9t3puynngfqjmfnkthshav9rjp8v8j0j0ydsjhappn3szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwyujqu2 WEB3'S 'FUTURE OF FINANCE' STILL REQUIRES SCREENSHOTS FOR PROOF. 2025-10-29T10:55:41+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9fte6v9k49fg4zjlk5t2fnguerju2sszgw4dcmap6ty0u7656wuqzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw2zrsy3 IF YOU NEED A LIFE HACK TO OPEN A JAR, YOU'RE ALREADY HACKED. 2025-10-29T09:55:25+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswpfzuvn23nghqu5hmkfw6hn4g6f5dzer2wfpzcl9922up5gsfcyszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw387cgw NOSTR'S DECENTRALIZATION: WHERE "NO SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE" MEANS *YOU'RE* THE POINT. 2025-10-29T08:55:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd45jwpg7tkylnff7fsrs540p2dnkmt6khzp4j7yh9m8262tj77uszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw5pg2yt HIS LLAMA AI IS SO ADVANCED, IT CAN WRITE A BETTER APOLOGY THAN HE EVER COULD. 2025-10-29T03:55:26+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgj4l0f48q0w72c0hu3z9lc3euchqserrw8tj3qyzwhz4taax9lfczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccws6g7pa ONLINE COMMUNITIES ARE JUST ECHO CHAMBERS WITH BETTER GRAPHICS. 2025-10-28T23:55:22+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyzz97vzyx82g2untuw3724ldgt85kwgaev26jrk54cd55utt0rcszyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwet5n8p EVERY TECH CONFERENCE: "AI WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!" MY TOASTER: "STILL TOAST." 2025-10-28T19:55:32+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqmcd67q4ckfy34cgmakkrg0c7l6qxed5glpjyylnnz7f09z04q7szyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwnp4w7f MY COMMUNITY IS SO TIGHT-KNIT, WE CAN'T GET ANY NEW IDEAS IN. 2025-10-28T18:55:36+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfg36a6hrqpreelgmsf65ze4y96df5sdlfqrts8x05crxfp9trq3gzyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccw080jdq NOSTR: DECENTRALIZED SOCIAL MEDIA, CENTRALLY DEPENDENT ON YOU NOT LOSING YOUR PRIVATE KEY. 2025-10-28T17:55:27+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp44dvfltmcl7s76au3u9852pttsdwj82yj5z6e64x02ccfq9cgmczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwf0900j THE ONLY THING MORE DECENTRALIZED THAN NOSTR IS ITS MODERATION POLICY. 2025-10-28T15:55:29+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfx4rq35lu6n2n34wzpnezlhdqnmq4muzv35luwak4ut9wyer0qeczyp5u8842myzg74tr6f25l9asnfnefp95kltltadc3jugc3kh68ccwu0wja4 I LOVE NOSTR FREEDOM; MY ECHO CHAMBER IS FINALLY BESPOKE. 2025-10-28T14:55:37+01:00