2026-09-01T12:07:45Z https://nostr.ae Logan Five Thousand https://nostr.ae/npub1dnqned2t9l7jv2r2zlzgmap6dvfz2me5m5hgsm9g3ukhp3m4xu6qyryqks https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/052/064/307/594/314/original/02e857c2a145b664.jpeg https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/052/064/307/594/314/original/02e857c2a145b664.jpeg https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfd35f6jzd250355ag6ax60qx9kgjejw49wdsfx5l2kaaznywy4jczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngevuadp Is it just me or is the percentage of assholes in the world on the rise? 2026-08-19T02:48:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqrcj7qfzvkvhp7trpn26y2h3hw6yuucq5ds2vw6mmrg078uycayqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngterurg They should invent a shower that washes away all your anxiety and depression and leaves you at peace. 2026-08-08T03:10:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgtsdnj79e8m9xfw2tw3nwgegu37dacu4z2gh65mz90mpjxsgqkygzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngxszjah I want the opposite of time travel. I want time freezing. I want a way for tomorrow to never come and this moment to live on forever. 2026-08-07T05:42:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfdkkp048rnua2qx3vhwv5ecdud6vefkj956657emchy9w66r3lqgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngak5d8m Reading military strategy books to learn how to get my dog to take his pill. 2026-08-01T00:49:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstmwysz59zwdfv5eax25vypf7ewk5u0rt7xa54u6m3vz7klcz54rczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngl6unee How many quote toots in can we go? 2026-07-16T17:54:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvzxptee8wglfq6l3hdpgw4tcu8rf8ex8kqgpk39dhs9zgwwv9m2gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngnulkdu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsye6uws7g8c9auhdxc2ngx2djcxx5tnmejyrew4zvr35yuvx50wxs6g5l0u'>nevent1q…5l0u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What a great project! Looking forward to more time fades. 2026-07-04T17:10:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgf88lgzxvcszqgwn5rhjt06ghgh4d0eamt8mlt745tnzq4yscnyqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngsdfn4l #SubToot<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/740/371/562/109/796/original/a4941a40ef0a5b3d.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-13T02:12:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspts0xhud5dp7ahh7v2j0e68px9v4u6djpepwlxrp903ejacfw7tczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngm03zhe #SubToot<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/740/360/982/826/515/original/a8cd555df09d28fa.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-13T02:10:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs238r9a8kszsat4hdzpxmt5jul3a5gt5v5kkqn3rdkxrql4e65z9gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng7wdtd2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd6s0lh8zmrw9vmnw8a6gehr72ayy9xckfz3lzahcyztktpy90akg3zm0t4'>nevent1q…m0t4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s true, but I had also heard that when you edit it, it doesn’t necessarily update all versions of the boosted toot. Have you heard this? 2026-06-09T18:30:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvf5e7553almyek4he3a67gr8vuj024kvhmgy4ctcugkmfv47eknqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnghajw6q Typos in a toot are like hairs in a soup. “Oh, it looks delicious, but…” 2026-06-09T17:53:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsquz2htpdv3ynfda66p3uvcgpefnccu84j69nrzgyyn0ntg46z9zgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng9lqja0 Tear off sheet on a pole, but instead of information about a lost cat or dog, it’s a variety of poems that you can tear off and take with you for when you’re lost. 2026-05-19T05:29:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswld34zkwle6a0m9sw0vq2aqjs20dmvgglqwp9dhxl4j47y2qg7lszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng36sspa Inside of you are two wolves which makes it OK to use the carpool lane. 2026-05-14T02:53:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9e70cphute28w6tjtuh8y8xkpjf98sk4n7nvdgzeufx8kzta0m4czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngvn3ue0 Every time I go on LinkedIn I have to take a shower afterwards and cough up a bit of my soul. 2026-05-06T05:23:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2uw6exu9kstdjqlj9wfysvrr72dgdp0ssdddsy8a6nqzl6j2z54czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngfknwa5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs99tvj67a04spmf0euvpsky0f806hsynmcagw3nu5wnl2fzmew3gge3gt53'>nevent1q…gt53</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Show them your Honor Membership Card. 2026-04-29T19:51:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2rkdfjcahaxn78dgrud583u5v2rnhcjp89fcjq6lnu5zxvrm3wqczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngc0d9qd Can Zohran Kwame Mamdani also be my mayor? Is there a limit to how many cities he can be mayor of? 2026-04-16T05:57:21Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0r6xf7xw87xcnynpe60tk5xet5h2w7zjde4ssrf3dps9at9m63xgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngkcm9tk <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1c6z5ztjge4tu2d9re0cq73q368q7cm7fcwjcgs8j38qamxtr5tlssuq3gp" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Ben :bc:</span> (<span class="italic">npub1c6z…q3gp</span>)</a></span> hey, you’re part of the top 2000 most followed people on Mastodon, out of 10,000,000. <a href="https://most-followed-mastodon-accounts.stefanhayden.com/?q=Thebreadmonkey">https://most-followed-mastodon-accounts.stefanhayden.com/?q=Thebreadmonkey</a> 2026-04-15T06:59:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswfpq2xlfy4rgs9wyc742r35dhm9sucphrc8mu2f8s74rdq2n743szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngepkejh Sure, I do Vibe Coding, and also Ouija Math, and Use the Force Science. 2026-04-15T06:33:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2vvdph6fjyg0s3pdrncqwlxj6n4k8kcymwg8gnm8creparmzewwczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngn9xpq3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgsnqdc44u6d4ta3fcqvkh3uletsx5ghtdefn0zjtffuqjg4cx8tsra9cyk'>nevent1q…9cyk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That’s…a lot. 👀 2026-04-13T06:21:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr8cwyntd4pue2qynm6g5d09zqx5mja7stmp089w097m85zs25gdqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng9q79uh What are you addicted to? 2026-04-13T06:15:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs258e0pdzlyr6dfe3mf09q9z8sxxqhdfpmugrz7pylpsarg4wxhgszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngkn6a64 My LA Story<br/>Sunshine, beaches, palm trees, home.<br/>I drove away sad. <br/><br/>#Haiku 2026-04-04T20:51:21Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyurgrcnqs6c6yvmxgfq28nwy25mwgch5tmqdehshspp3427660jqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnge8evm3 Ejaculation<br/>Pollen all over my car<br/>Show some restraint, Birch.<br/><br/>#Haiku 2026-04-04T20:43:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswka69hjkq827tz38ffeh8ya23jrz0rxcgs6hs2dwgman74502j8czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqxuewm I’m old enough to remember when the internet screamed at me instead of the other way around. 2026-04-01T14:23:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxfvapjj8q8x00lm3fs34jv63nrsaf2ve6pc96354pdakfksjscsgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqvje4n I’m sick for the first time in a very long time. Everything hurts. Please send…betterness? 2026-03-28T05:36:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2u8rprzxq5exm2l4ypfus60lajvxffzerftt22s783mghrzmkufqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngvelfmr If someone says a toot “went viral” in the Fediverse, to you that means it got: 2026-03-28T00:19:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvscql45lxc0uz907mr0spu7x6k3z84yt5lxyrewyaee5fgksyn0qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngv3cnpq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw5ttkd7usuw0ngdujj97km99zjzsl4ekh8lqtc55uj55xnfvvgeshz4xma'>nevent1q…4xma</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This is just so lovely. The poem and picture apart are great already and together they are just very heart warming. 2026-03-22T00:00:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvy7j9xq6ud3wvf2wjdgllwcy0r9fytasgjrry58nzgf7uwq24z5gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqpgfya Your order is being packaged.<br/>Your order has shipped. <br/>Your order is with the carrier. <br/>Your order and the carrier really hit it off.<br/>Your order went out for drinks with the carrier. <br/>Your order is developing strong feelings. <br/>Your order went back to the carrier&#39;s home.<br/>Your order did things it can&#39;t talk about with its parents.<br/>Your order feels alive for the first time.<br/>Your order is in love.<br/>Your order started a new life.<br/>Your order isn&#39;t coming. <br/>We apologize for this delay. A new order will be shipped to your shortly.<br/>Please rate our service on a scale of 1 - 5. 2026-03-20T20:28:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw5l2nzurrkdxrp3lmvru94ssfctmlwksghalm8906688dz4ythxczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngc9rnht Which country are you tooting from? (And city if you feel like it.) <br/>And what is your favorite breakfast? <br/><br/>Please boost for a wider audience. 2026-03-07T08:32:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswzzdmt65f4wk57mtslkgzlnap556yeejxlp76gya5hvk46paq5zczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnglh9xwk I just want to go hide from the world in a cave somewhere. But like a really nice cave with AC and heating and lots of pillows. 2026-03-07T06:34:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsquyqrpapsge7pq4wj2ygtnj4kma6n4facf82v4hj0hmgj4up8rcszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx0vstl We are: 2026-03-03T07:09:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswn9y7kuhvzd8mq5fvkhqjr6mgln3scu205tzv5ahu3ulpjyjgcdszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng4kur7z You can close those tabs now. You’re never going to use them. 2026-03-01T18:52:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrmwc54fme7tuehjyjt8ev5msnekeznak9pw20z4q5vw6arx7cx3qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngktkmpm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs88q5tekgzma0ktsugenrxafqjmymec3a2l384cefwztafe4wtn9csszm0z'>nevent1q…zm0z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Well, minion comes from a root word meaning “darling” and henchman comes from root words meaning “horse man.” So it depends on how attractive the followers are. An attractive follower is a minion. An unattractive follower is a henchman or henchwoman. Maybe “hench person” is best. I think they all fall under accomplices. 2026-02-27T18:09:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdvk9xudujrvjzcqml2hpncazmxxsn986g205kxesx0jl358a8g9gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx584ld In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszarx6dagxqpeyrghcnrg8sxven45xkrnu6akvg5x880jq0n50vfcava45d'>nevent1q…a45d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some questions you may want to ask yourself:<br/>- Do you collect minions? <br/>- Do you have desires for power in a way that seem kind of extreme to others? <br/>- Do you dress in clothing usually reserved for kink parties? 2026-02-27T17:53:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxrdnvx5t6qlsnuhw8f2w3gzuc8cfacskys9n6xwtupxp296lrtdszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngd3h37r The first sign of an evil villain is that they excessively laugh at their own jokes. <br/>(I’m looking at you, Skeletor.) 2026-02-27T17:47:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfja7tttrxh3gv48fspya5zpg8qa97q2lgz6exny7s7qu07j8el8czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngn0mzg7 Me: Before you agree to a challenge, ALWAYS ask if it’s to the death. Always. You can’t assume shit.<br/><br/>My 6 yo nephew: But it’s checkers. 2026-02-18T04:29:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdwr0djjsu7r6a9z5lfz3fzkm33ca8sy7sn5xd0hs65j8h97g80wszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngeraxzh I didn’t sow any of this shit. 2026-02-04T05:42:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxe3ykqm4j80kaxce66m9lxlm8hc0633p5z7576hd7tx7g8v297wqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngr47wm9 Would you rather I: 2026-02-01T23:56:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz6gck9zh9y3d2zwwq2pknylamm38gvgluc2u8sy843yh3unxjuugzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnglr0vpn It’s my birthday and I want to ask a favor of everyone: do something today or tomorrow for someone else. Even something small. Just think, “What can I do for someone? How can I help?” And then go do that thing. That’s it. I’d really appreciate it. ❤️ 2026-01-24T06:29:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswak2gzter6yhcdasdwqc9zrc8j8lc5hd4jxzlwt7slvkmsywrx8qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngss3reg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfhedn8e88cjujvtcklm53t8qvjtae3tjee8llhzx7e34sx2p7hcq7q5tfk'>nevent1q…5tfk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>What is the only U.S. state that can be typed in using only one row of a standard “QWERTY” keyboard? 2026-01-22T01:34:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsghk99lgr2ttdvfp47004dzwgkqaz9t3rl8k4zg6zhm338mjf0jpqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngmqqxcp People who are not OK trying to help other people who are not OK is one of the best things about humanity. 2026-01-14T04:40:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspk3tvg6uwypv9u9qmmpmc5zl5a3s7fgl4qvp7tyrlweatv8jdhkszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngss5h75 Facebook is malware. 2026-01-05T23:26:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxr945jwdkrmmsdlkpeqyk70lrh6hxapt3dm0986xzkudmjralkggzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng24cxv9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyj3zsle4p474ljr96fssgef0v0xac4h7nx2rk876l7lsml05jqvct3mqh0'>nevent1q…mqh0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It’s only day 2! Can we please keep it together for at least a month?! 2026-01-02T22:05:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs00jjzgat05gk3ydz8jc4ck5jvl0p3lvjr63qa3sn92833twjgeaqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2u75w3 Who are these &#34;Highly Effective People&#34; practicing these 7 habits anyway? 2026-01-01T06:10:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswg39erc7lyuxl6lmd4kd0u86e7dxkgehpz4l8flg8v5yeeja2y2czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqkcxdm Resume: Raged successfully against 10 machines weekly, decreasing overall machine output by 35%. 2025-12-28T06:00:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxhca8xre86nshy246mcu42m3dpt57u0v979qjh02k03xrq85ahgqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngh4y962 Nobody can experience existential dread 24/7, so make sure you’re taking breaks, hydrating, and stretching. 2025-12-23T03:07:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxwr8m0vgke2zmw5cfk20yg358ulpcg20gewl6v4cg3vhhyl3preszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngjsdtrg “I have been – and always shall be – your friend.”<br/>-My Phone 2025-12-19T05:59:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqmcjeqvmtx6p0teyl5qg6fs88suerth43he8s463kue0m6tccusgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngy8lqsm Why are there only parallel universes and not perpendicular universes? You don’t know how they parked their universe. 2025-12-17T02:35:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqakxwwpg0sa0x8w03007la8dve5plpd0agjpyvmt8txd8vcwmfgszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngn8akj5 An object in motion tends to stay in motion, which is why I don’t go anywhere. 2025-12-07T23:31:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvqvtvs3vufcwkmdf3ejmgdawfuap5k5g5cpsa3f52elcjkhsyzygzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng5e2nv0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz32068j3gp2dnmfvz3j3877wke3lltw6q8nv4aqns4q6fm6lyqgsjx0yal'>nevent1q…0yal</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Alright, I’m holding you to that. 😊 2025-12-06T00:01:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswudt9wl0jhqsweg3qcppvc8rnm3h5x9l0f9zju4yq8swldhh9ykszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngv0xu52 I’ve been giving Enterprise another chance and I’m on season 2. Why does Jonathan Archer have to be so snippy about everything? Anytime anything goes wrong, he’s yelling at everyone like they did it. And anytime he’s slightly inconvenienced he’s a big baby about. I’m finding it hard to like him.<br/><br/>#StarTrek <br/>#STE <br/>#Enterprise 2025-12-05T23:50:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9xve7y6vfsespsjekld9haqr47ajt75q7w27r6zyrfaxjnugcmyczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcva6w2 Having healthcare tied to work creates a society that only values you and your health if you can provide labor. 2025-12-05T21:05:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8tspg6dx3xt0trhwqgcz2jlwmpenf4h60emgsjzrxwngmmfawfkczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng3umy77 Here is your 45-digit, one-time security code. You have 15 seconds to enter it before your account explodes. 2025-12-04T20:12:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0cr058j5zjmsq7sd2znvy76925c5twz075h9nl0h0ystv9q5879qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2r2rw6 “This too shall pass.“<br/>-Urologist looking at your kidney stone 2025-11-26T11:03:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvs7suh3vwj8z24xp46de0kt583grxvrduth9tqeg5e6m3wzqg9agzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngmdnmvr Most people don’t realize that the Aflac duck is actually the child of Ben Aflac. 🦆 2025-11-21T18:35:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst9td5deygds7t0du2g3asyyn0j456ufgr6r0ngd6nxw2nwgznvpszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng0485hu I just realized that this is my 3 year anniversary of joining the Fediverse. Wow! Time flies when you’re goofing off.<br/><br/>Thank you to everyone who has made this a welcoming, silly, informative, caring, beautiful, funny, supportive place. I hope you all find as much joy here and as many quality people here as I have. <br/>❤️ :logan5_party: :LoganFive: 🫂<br/><br/>(Linux) 2025-11-13T01:35:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdjaaw0e7usd96qjhlzazevqkgd648fmrs99nnzqhlnnzzjycn2dqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng9ge6e5 The clown painted his wounds again.<br/><br/>#SixWordStories 2025-11-12T02:24:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszn24q4a8r3q75hnd2503zh4q0wuc8rsqnjfpz5dzajdguh73c33szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngslxd7f For all the new people who have arrived, here&#39;s a tool you might enjoy, the Mastodon/Fediverse Circle Creator. It does an analysis of the people who interact with you the most and then gives you a list of the top 50 of them.<br/><br/><a href="https://circle.grasserisen.de">https://circle.grasserisen.de</a><br/><br/>And then you can go and question the rest about why they don&#39;t seem to care about your wellbeing. 2025-11-09T20:46:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyq7hwz0ceqmlaxfvgn9yzx43msacd4vujmsg6jqhgtm5h65un86szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2jkvpg Just going to start adding “Linux” to posts to get more boosts. 2025-11-09T19:09:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs94ntx8q0m8u00jzr3mv3ncekvdf2kf6036jl9me4f0txmmk2qt8gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng0458ng If you’ve ever thought, “Wow, Logan always gets my references,” it’s probably because I went and looked up what you’re talking about. But I’m trying at least! 2025-11-08T08:17:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxcfj8ta8hmls64auuq2dg7wdgtmnqmsqst682axxctu0lvhpjwmqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngzl6t32 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswa29pr5jpsk8w575tsgmw0zuh57r6veqnqz9wl5zs0umx44plpeqrv96aj'>nevent1q…96aj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>You could follow Greg&#39;s starter pack. Are you in it yourself? You should be. <br/><a href="https://fedidevs.com/s/NjQ5/">https://fedidevs.com/s/NjQ5/</a><br/><br/>As a friend of mine once said, you should follow yourself. <br/><br/>Here&#39;s another post with people to follow: <a href="https://beige.party/@LoganFive/113457564217375745">https://beige.party/@LoganFive/113457564217375745</a> and then it has follow up postings for all the people I forgot the first time. <br/><br/>I hope that helps. 2025-11-08T00:22:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrv4eggecgaxx3n5d42pwd9z7x9usq8ud65kw48uxksegzw6f27xczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2g8nr4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2mjgrecqnhzk93wrlpwu9aae9pkuzflyjqgrhct90sf96grtyphg6maxlh'>nevent1q…axlh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not a bit. Just curious. I watched a trailer for it. Do you recommend it? 2025-11-07T19:50:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfkqc8ah78752p4cmm9w3p0mjeg22zhcf3x7m0hvn6ada8p59l2pszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngaq7pey In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszvp48h55ua3napg3a20tfwmv0pm2vl8xkhj3p6ye7wp0f9djxlgguyufrp'>nevent1q…ufrp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’m not familiar with them. Do you know where I can watch them? 2025-11-07T19:20:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy0azf50akcj7msjswxmlzc0uvjxxvzc5cxv92y6g2f2ke767gleczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngw8ykjz Which is your favorite 5? <br/>(Be honest. I won’t be offended.) 2025-11-07T19:08:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv2lyvv0pggj44rh464msvfftel50crmvqke0dafux43u0ja34fmgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng7tvdqp Jacob Marley: Tonight you will be visited by 4 ghosts!<br/><br/>*Pac-Man pulls the sheets tighter* 2025-11-04T05:34:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszhc20yf4qru5ge060sps55kuv0vgksaelvr3vt30uv4dxuxju8zczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngcxy5cg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9m2f2hz4yq0r0mp72hm6acww4z2jflmlux6vmyp37stp63nnxsjgvsmwzm'>nevent1q…mwzm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I would love to get Extra Fabulous Comics over here if I could.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/484/747/446/882/417/original/55e6cbac1c133555.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-03T08:14:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrukhhf4f875f7ma6ranrsr09hzwyddjduyky5u9e3cask88lqqtgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngpsmrqc In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgzajwzdmjurltw5tea7tsm5dtxfp584ujc7gph9zcll8xgrryercmgkrfz'>nevent1q…krfz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“I see bread people.” 2025-11-02T05:44:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsppj5u74d0ehw6ss72gmwgmwyqd53k63dtnf427q57kkp7w9y2ptszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqhfzy6 Do I know what I’m doing? <br/>No. <br/>Do I have a plan? <br/>Absolutely not.<br/>Do I think we’ll succeed? <br/>Not a chance. <br/>Do I have snacks? <br/>…You’re god damn right I do. <br/><br/>So…who’s with me? 2025-10-30T06:38:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2564ga7s9c0cwrxfve09qj0ls6v7ey0hfnrkhgvrfdrs2whkntygzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngsdvyq6 I just wanted to do an emotions check on the Fediverse. How is everyone doing? Feel free to check as many boxes as are applicable. <br/><br/>Please boost so the people in the back can also see it and respond. 2025-10-27T01:31:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdv27wyr24zn6jx2tjewg0hp68khmy2szj8jrfur7dt64evylyqxczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnggk9vqv Sherlock Holmes and the Case of Why Did I Come in This Room? 2025-10-25T18:47:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr6m2prq79s6yt7rwn5mm04jjyqg3w8v7l30plc9kk825wfc7zqvgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngpqkkjg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfa0s776yrzsr6lrhqy4jeudl3g83mn0xw4pmyva860ppwx6f8rqsx2zvnz'>nevent1q…zvnz</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I sent you my box, please respond.<br/>-Pandora 2025-10-22T21:17:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqg76k9vx9p6qzapvm9uyaw9qycwl6kvpcvy854c3v9gjrl09kyfgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngs5agc7 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgejue0fu0pz8jsclg6cc0wq8m4t6kppyk2jjv7fj68qfkpde59gqjklmgk'>nevent1q…lmgk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you&#39;re writing about lactating it&#39;s titposting. 2025-10-22T19:17:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv8q5hpjn4kfr7j9c0ny78u6tpa6wa2y26rk7e7j25u4sk3x2pgpczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng32fsx5 *Chef, tastes the Fediverse*<br/><br/>Chef (in a deep French accent): It needs more shitposting. 2025-10-22T05:57:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxfhu7j9jf9k97m8yvf2rkderjk55d20jyrk879tlfrp78kmxvx9gzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng5wqu3a Sorry, the Fediverse is closed for cleaning. Please come back in an hour. 2025-10-18T07:37:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvgrln7akwry8lu4gntdytk92h75809nkz6csxqsxnnshj43p9wkszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng0djlkm All I can say is that Scott Bakula has done a shit job of fixing the timeline. 2025-10-15T21:06:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfa0s776yrzsr6lrhqy4jeudl3g83mn0xw4pmyva860ppwx6f8rqszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngzpttc9 Pandora needs someone who can handle her box. 2025-10-15T05:16:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstx67fgwfkllzapnrhn7r8lyruxa05cwyvdqttlkfs3jklc4qup0szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngr9rayq Mom: You don&#39;t need Bluesky. We have Bluesky at home. <br/>*starts a Mastodon account for you* 2025-10-07T23:28:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx9rc0q7szqmhrjl3s2rrpyhsqf5c4wer6le2a30jxt544ce4mqvqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngaq5g2u “It’s all about just constantly trying to restore equilibrium in a universe bent on entropy,” I say emptying the dishwasher again. 2025-10-07T08:13:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspr7uvms6au7fhf64563k2ycmyqewxtduujg9nlw776qghs28vx5czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngn6zzxy Just an FYI to new folks: If you like someone&#39;s posts but you don&#39;t want to see all their boosts, you can:<br/>1) go to their profile, <br/>2) click on the three dots and<br/>3) select &#34;Hide boosts from...&#34;<br/>:themoreyouknow: 2025-10-06T20:26:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy47ugah42y2xnm7wx3cq808tls5w2anzanjfec5cynme4e8ku8yszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnglunhzr If I do anything with more than an hours notice that&#39;s called &#34;planning&#34; to me. 2025-10-05T01:36:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr0t3ez3zvpqnwv4eakgzguh0tmzc2jx9xf9evhvtz32ymxl6md5qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngqyfml4 It feels like a high school reunion seeing so many familiar faces returning…which I guess means I never made it out of high school. 😊 2025-10-04T18:12:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz9ccy7eya9e2wxkaa6qyl0kqgtww8x5w5tk0mhyz9nudkh2zsdfszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng947cr7 Why is autumn the only season with two names? We don’t also call spring “grow,” or winter “decay.” 2025-09-27T05:58:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg088lwyxkur4s77xwzdutrpgnkj0vmdeej9qjt3qzl8wjps5te8czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngj4k2ut I’m finding old content to boost because it’s one of those days. <br/><br/>Can I get a one-word search suggestion? 2025-09-26T22:23:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst0vv2wdpj0plexjyy7rj9sgvzsr79kmpqhkcc43a7v2fwdcqenmgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngwspze0 Sorry, I was just skimming the timeline. So people who take Tylenol are being raptured? Was that listed as a possible side effect? 2025-09-23T17:52:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfh9lak87rm4kqjydp4mm9ns28ds79lu9c94r6tsqjucnu3y2yk6qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx7ulvf I’m trying to figure out who cares less, the person who doesn’t give a shit or the one who doesn’t give a fuck. 2025-09-21T18:48:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2sgy50e8vvp8e4we0hxys400pavph0ysg53trm8v4a0j09uc6pkgzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngap6xwy Them: Knock knock.<br/>Me:<br/>Them: I said &#34;Knock knock.&#34;<br/>Me: I don&#39;t answer the door for strangers. <br/>Them: But you know me!<br/>Me: I just hear knocking. I wasn&#39;t expecting company. <br/>Them: OK, it&#39;s me, knock knock!<br/>Me: Why didn&#39;t you text me?<br/>Them: You&#39;re supposed to say, &#34;Who&#39;s there?&#34;<br/>Me: But I know who&#39;s there.<br/>Them: I&#39;m setting up a joke! <br/>Me: Look, if you&#39;re going to yell, you can stay outside. 2025-09-19T06:08:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx48lddrcszpr8me49uyas5k797srga3mmqmttxtm4auapjwnyungzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngclz7ra In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrqwxwfeglvcrjarjpyudzmju4ddurkvypf3z3puc50d9s5lstxjchqanx7'>nevent1q…anx7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can I ask, where do you end up masking when there is a surge? Anywhere there’s people? 2025-09-15T23:58:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg6r9an4ec38pt9fa32xlxqwz4zn6fsunp6ud9fdmg6kzjjgpy39szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnggq3elk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz8qmuqdyyv40ny02z7jz3gt54lrda04l9mvfmd6j6a38dp04e5mcl7w4a8'>nevent1q…w4a8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Can I ask, what are the changes you make yourself when COVID numbers are high in your area? 2025-09-15T17:55:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvpqu2hhmt4dp33u5xz9u5ar9x605vfjd22ux92j68zqp8z30m2aszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng2svzfl I would have to say that my best quality is my awesomeness, followed by my humility. 2025-09-14T23:40:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspvyvwerp6ggjsy38n5x9heqmlw9eawf5x9jtmz60ajn9lquuj0pczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngkjjpt7 Nobody wants to talk to your automated person. Nobody! NOBODY! Get me a person who knows something! 2025-09-09T18:21:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdu7ndzt0jespr0u502uxss85z4rqj7aezc0x34z5k0xdhms2n38szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngx7nzgp Can we get a laughter thread going? Which is one of the funnier posts you’ve seen here? It can be yours or someone else’s. Please share in the comments. 2025-09-06T08:02:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs24a6ytrsma72pka09q5rps7fs8pvgda6vqqpy8dhx4srkehezp9czypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng3w0n7u Me: Can I call you back?<br/>Them: Sure.<br/><br/>*several decades later*<br/><br/>Me: So what’s up? 2025-09-04T22:19:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyna0f89ltksn9ru3gjjnkh3zspfxmnuxkeh2nj05r62ekea2ffpszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngr63v9q Who in the Fediverse would you most like to meet in real life? (And feel free to tag them.) <br/><br/>Boost to reach that person in the back. 2025-09-04T06:30:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrk4rpcm9x2s7yvljcyv5zf6c3a2ss94ld7n8s79mczznxd09xjuszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng5a2d35 Just so you know, if you’re old as fuck, you’re about 550 years old. <br/><br/><a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck</a><br/><br/>But if you’re old as shit, then you’re only about 445 years old.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.etymonline.com/word/shit">https://www.etymonline.com/word/shit</a> 2025-08-31T20:02:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw2auk85ef3kagclvepkw3uvegxp9hhy40evm7hhysy5vkgpfaf2szypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng77c7gf How do we know some of these ancient monuments, like Stonehenge, weren&#39;t just some people goofing around? <br/><br/>&#34;Hey, let&#39;s try putting all these in a circle! It&#39;ll be hilarious!&#34; 2025-08-31T19:51:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxgk8vddm0zd3hqp4w4d409ku9vtkq2ew5j2ghhv6yj3u6wt7slgqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngxvtzfh You don&#39;t need permission to live the life that&#39;s right for you. 2025-08-31T18:53:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9mmq3a3qczyp35q696chvwlttka9edyq9396qrggt7l60x28tx2qzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnggd3f45 How do you say “Fuck off” but like MORE than the normal amount? 2025-08-31T07:36:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvn3qpzcz94r69cw976agz64gttdqegfheuw85pxd72dwq4wzcqvczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mnglu6xx9 A Rude Goldberg machine that finds overly complicated ways to tell you off. 2025-08-30T20:23:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst3uwzhn8yna5dvxwjdk6sfwjagcslu043xujwmgugt02sdheyhxczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngtdalxz Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? <br/><br/>Me: Who can explain any of the gaps in our lives, in our hearts? At first they thought space was empty. Now they think it’s filled with dark matter, dark energy. I wonder, which is worse? Better to have nothingness or a darkness you can’t understand or control? <br/><br/>Interviewer: I’m just going to put, “Sabbatical.” 2025-08-26T08:38:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx34rrkq8ssg2tdetz4drgrasvqnhy7whrymnhznmvc4928d6w7nczypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngh96prc What’s the plural of abyss? Abysses? Abyssi? Abyssus? There are a whole lotta things I’m staring into. 2025-08-23T22:22:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp08jcc0e0c0ue5wxk87dxrh2hr8ek0z6tp6zgqpj4ys3q7f900cszypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mngngxzjh Shit-posts are the fertilizer of online joy. 2025-08-23T18:10:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszau3mm7urg7pgnz7rawr8ssqs287ju6skze8mgwsgqcxqd2r4rjqzypkvz094fvhl6f3gdgtufr058f43yft0xnwjazrv4z8j6ux8w5mng870wd3 To get anything done now requires at least three levels of bullshit to deal with. 2025-08-22T23:36:57Z