Nostr notes by Missing The Point

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2026-04-12T20:56:15Z

Artemis II crew returning to Earth. ...

2026-04-06T00:46:15Z

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the ...

2026-04-04T18:32:29Z

Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the Moon.

The face that launched a thousand ships. ...

2026-02-28T15:14:40Z

The face that launched a thousand ships.

Breaking: The U.S. dispatches health insurance claim denial ship ...

2026-02-22T13:20:54Z

Breaking: The U.S. dispatches health insurance claim denial ship to Greenland.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all ...

2026-02-21T00:59:08Z

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

If you think the Super Bowl is too woke and the Grammys are too ...

2026-02-09T14:16:45Z

If you think the Super Bowl is too woke and the Grammys are too woke and the AEW Dynamite crowd is too woke and the Oscars are too woke maybe it’s actually a you problem.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars ...

2026-02-09T14:15:09Z

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the ...

2026-02-07T01:51:09Z

It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.

Breaking: Groundhog that predicted six more weeks of winter ...

2026-02-02T16:55:36Z

Breaking: Groundhog that predicted six more weeks of winter currently being held in an ICE detention facility in Texas.

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2026-01-14T15:56:25Z

Breaking: Minnesota and Denmark enter into a mutual defense pact.

Arresting every ICE employee would get more criminals off the ...

2026-01-13T21:48:59Z

Arresting every ICE employee would get more criminals off the streets then arresting all of the people ICE is targeting. https://people.com/ice-employee-arrested-in-child-sex-sting-minnesota-11852492

Remember when Republicans were ripshit about this image? ...

2026-01-12T18:45:18Z

Remember when Republicans were ripshit about this image?

Remember, when your electricity bill goes up it’s because Elon ...

2026-01-09T17:41:58Z

Remember, when your electricity bill goes up it’s because Elon Musk is generating so much CSAM and noncon porn.

Trump Administration pivots from killing people internationally ...

2026-01-07T19:07:51Z

Trump Administration pivots from killing people internationally to killing people domestically.

If Greenland wants to be untouched by the U.S. government it ...

2026-01-06T21:41:28Z

If Greenland wants to be untouched by the U.S. government it should cover itself with the Epstein Files.

Venezuelan President Maduro asks whether, as a foreign head of ...

2026-01-06T11:57:29Z

Venezuelan President Maduro asks whether, as a foreign head of state meriting special treatment unavailable to an ordinary detainee, he can receive the same prison accommodations as Ghislaine Maxwell.

BREAKING: ICE says Nicolás Maduro is illegally in the United ...

2026-01-05T19:58:15Z

BREAKING: ICE says Nicolás Maduro is illegally in the United States, deports to Venezuela.

The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed ...

2025-12-19T12:55:30Z

The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.

When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a ...

2025-12-17T00:21:02Z

When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.

Breaking: White House rumors swirl that Susie Wiles to be ...

2025-12-16T22:09:54Z

Breaking: White House rumors swirl that Susie Wiles to be imminently replaced as Chief of Staff by another trusted Trump advisor, Ghislaine Maxwell.

"It's a very respected peace prize." ...

2025-12-05T19:55:12Z

"It's a very respected peace prize."

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2025-11-07T15:03:35Z

Technically you always have your whole life ahead of you.

There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike ...

2025-11-05T02:58:36Z

There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike Johnson hasn’t heard about tomorrow.

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2025-11-05T02:03:49Z

Worst night for Virginia Republicans since 1860.

The next President should turn the White House Ballroom into a ...

2025-10-21T21:56:23Z

The next President should turn the White House Ballroom into a publicly-accessible permanent display on the Epstein files.

“If I can’t violate people’s civil liberties what’s the ...

2025-10-12T18:44:55Z

“If I can’t violate people’s civil liberties what’s the point of even being a cop?l

Reminder: Antifa membership cards are being mailed out next week, ...

2025-10-11T15:38:53Z

Reminder: Antifa membership cards are being mailed out next week, please be sure that you have paid your annual dues.

Breaking: Bad Bunny invites the Portland Frog to be one of the ...

2025-10-10T12:53:40Z

Breaking: Bad Bunny invites the Portland Frog to be one of the dancers at his Super Bowl halftime show.

Breaking: Nobel Prize Total Landscaping awards President Donald ...

2025-10-10T12:53:12Z

Breaking: Nobel Prize Total Landscaping awards President Donald Trump the Nobel Peace Prize.

Pam Bondi says at a Senate hearing that she has ended the ...

2025-10-07T20:52:19Z

Pam Bondi says at a Senate hearing that she has ended the weaponization of the Department of Justice and that any Senator who says otherwise can expect to be federally indicted.

U.S. troops deployed to Portland marvel that "the ...

2025-09-28T12:05:51Z

U.S. troops deployed to Portland marvel that "the McDonald's here are just like at home."

Trump encourages women to "tough out" their pain in ...

2025-09-24T18:09:43Z

Trump encourages women to "tough out" their pain in pregnancy like he toughed out the bone spurs in his heels to honorably serve his country in Vietnam.

The FBI says there was insufficient evidence to charge Tom Homan ...

2025-09-21T11:59:19Z

The FBI says there was insufficient evidence to charge Tom Homan with bribery because in the video of undercover agents handing him a bag of cash he did not say “Thank you for this bribe.”

The best way to get people to stop calling you a fascist is to ...

2025-09-18T12:01:54Z

The best way to get people to stop calling you a fascist is to amp up being a fascist.

"America is the hottest country anywhere in the world." ...

2025-09-18T12:01:37Z

"America is the hottest country anywhere in the world."

Well yes, that is the consequence of the country going to Hell.

Breaking: President Trump plans to recognize the anniversary of ...

2025-09-10T16:11:26Z

Breaking: President Trump plans to recognize the anniversary of 9/11 by launching a surprise attack on an American city.

Breaking: White smoke above the White House indicates that a new ...

2025-08-30T12:28:12Z

Breaking: White smoke above the White House indicates that a new fascist has been selected.

JD Vance: “If God forbid someone has suffocated the President ...

2025-08-30T12:27:50Z

JD Vance: “If God forbid someone has suffocated the President while he slept and made it appear like he died of natural causes, I can't think of better on-the-job training than what I've gotten over the last 200 days.”

Breaking: The Department of Justice turns over to the House ...

2025-08-22T16:08:04Z

Breaking: The Department of Justice turns over to the House Oversight Committee the Epstein document that does not mention President Trump.

To distract from President Trump’s humiliation at the Alaska ...

2025-08-16T03:05:36Z

To distract from President Trump’s humiliation at the Alaska summit with Putin perhaps Trump should agree to release the Epstein files.

80's AI girlfriend ...

2025-08-15T14:22:58Z

80's AI girlfriend

“Driving to the golf course I was offended by the sight of ...

2025-08-12T12:27:22Z

“Driving to the golf course I was offended by the sight of homeless people and so have ordered their removal from the city” should honestly be getting more play.

"Violent crime is up in Washington, DC" says man who ...

2025-08-11T14:34:23Z

"Violent crime is up in Washington, DC" says man who pardoned the largest group in history that committed violent crimes in Washington, DC.

Breaking: GPT-5 files the necessary paperwork to register as a ...

2025-08-08T21:07:42Z

Breaking: GPT-5 files the necessary paperwork to register as a 2028 candidate for U.S. president.

Donald Trump was planted in the Epstein files by Jeffrey Epstein ...

2025-07-28T21:48:30Z

Donald Trump was planted in the Epstein files by Jeffrey Epstein when he was writing down all of the fucked up things that Donald Trump did.

Breaking: Hulk Hogan sent ahead to tell Jeffrey Epstein to ...

2025-07-24T16:17:48Z

Breaking: Hulk Hogan sent ahead to tell Jeffrey Epstein to reserve a seat next to him for President Trump.

Breaking: Trump administration says it is ending deployment of ...

2025-07-16T01:25:55Z

Breaking: Trump administration says it is ending deployment of 2,000 National Guard troops in Los Angeles, will redeploy troops to Washington, DC to guard the Epstein files.

What is more harmful to the country, the One Big Beautiful Bill ...

2025-07-05T12:29:54Z

What is more harmful to the country, the One Big Beautiful Bill or Zohran Mamdani’s Columbia application? The New York Times’ answer may surprise you.

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2025-07-02T12:48:33Z

Surely the alligators will never eat MY face.

Never vote for a bill that causes you to look like this ...

2025-07-01T19:36:47Z

Never vote for a bill that causes you to look like this afterwards:

President Trump: “You can sleep easier tonight knowing one more ...

2025-06-28T14:21:48Z

President Trump: “You can sleep easier tonight knowing one more 6-year old with leukemia is off the streets.”

Breaking: Former President Barack Obama congratulates New York ...

2025-06-28T12:13:42Z

Breaking: Former President Barack Obama congratulates New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani on being the second foreign-born Muslim socialist nominated to hold a prominent U.S. political office.

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2025-06-23T18:05:11Z

Me after punching someone in the face: “OK, fight’s over.”

My guess is a higher percentage of ICE agents have criminal ...

2025-06-21T12:16:57Z

My guess is a higher percentage of ICE agents have criminal records than the people they are detaining.

Breaking: SpaceX shows continued improvement in its rocket part ...

2025-06-19T12:15:13Z

Breaking: SpaceX shows continued improvement in its rocket part scattering program.

Breaking: President Trump leaves G-7 summit early after realizing ...

2025-06-17T13:52:39Z

Breaking: President Trump leaves G-7 summit early after realizing no one there is going to give him a plane.

I take it all back. $45 million was a small price to pay to ...

2025-06-15T12:14:17Z

I take it all back. $45 million was a small price to pay to humiliate President Trump at his own parade and mobilize millions of Americans across the nation to demonstrate against him.

Would be kind of funny if Gov. Newsom turned around and deployed ...

2025-06-13T01:32:55Z

Would be kind of funny if Gov. Newsom turned around and deployed the California National Guard back in LA to protect the population from masked, unidentified ICE agents seizing people off the streets.

It’s going to be pretty awkward the next time DHS Secretary ...

2025-06-12T22:25:15Z

It’s going to be pretty awkward the next time DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is called before Judiciary’s subcommittee on immigration, citizenship, and border safety, on which Sen. Alex Padilla is the ranking member.

What we have seen in the last few weeks is the ending of the Elon ...

2025-06-10T16:48:37Z

What we have seen in the last few weeks is the ending of the Elon Musk presidency and the start of the Stephen Miller presidency.

Oh I guess ICE is “secret police” now just because they ...

2025-06-05T10:51:32Z

Oh I guess ICE is “secret police” now just because they deploy anonymous masked agents from unidentified agencies who do not show identification.

Breaking: Putin vows retaliation for strikes in Russia, just not ...

2025-06-05T10:12:47Z

Breaking: Putin vows retaliation for strikes in Russia, just not with their strategic bomber fleet.

Judge: “You stand accused of murder in the first degree. How do ...

2025-06-02T10:41:45Z

Judge: “You stand accused of murder in the first degree. How do you plead?”

“Well, we are all going to die.”

Judge: “Release this man!”

Breaking: SpaceX asks Elon Musk if he could go focus on the ...

2025-05-28T12:10:29Z

Breaking: SpaceX asks Elon Musk if he could go focus on the government again.

I wish the media had worked as hard to not get Trump re-elected ...

2025-05-19T14:30:38Z

I wish the media had worked as hard to not get Trump re-elected in 2024 as they are currently working to not get Biden re-elected in 2028.

Feeling the pressure after Qatar gifted a luxury plane and Saudi ...

2025-05-14T02:00:42Z

Feeling the pressure after Qatar gifted a luxury plane and Saudi Arabia provided a mobile McDonald’s during President Trump’s visit, the next stop on his Middle East tour, the United Arab Emirates, will offer the President a wife who pretends to like him.

Happy Mothra’s Day ...

2025-05-11T14:21:24Z

Happy Mothra’s Day

They picked the one Pope that can’t be deported if he visits ...

2025-05-08T18:01:58Z

They picked the one Pope that can’t be deported if he visits the United States.

If the Sistine Chapel chimney emits blue smoke then the next Pope ...

2025-05-07T16:39:23Z

If the Sistine Chapel chimney emits blue smoke then the next Pope is a boy.

The next Democratic presidential candidate should run on a ...

2025-05-04T15:12:12Z

The next Democratic presidential candidate should run on a platform of closing the budget deficit by enforcing the Constitution’s emoluments clause. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-family-net-worth-crypto-investments/

*Me going to the store with my government-issued monthly voucher ...

2025-04-30T22:07:33Z

*Me going to the store with my government-issued monthly voucher for two toys, sticking to side streets to avoid an ICE abduction and rendering to a foreign prison or people infected with measles.*

“This is what winning feels like.”

Breaking: United States judiciary awakens to find a horse’s ...

2025-04-25T18:58:55Z

Breaking: United States judiciary awakens to find a horse’s head in its bed.

Breaking: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth identified in third ...

2025-04-22T13:38:35Z

Breaking: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth identified in third Signal chat leaking attack plans, this time to children he met at Monday’s White House Easter Egg Roll.

Breaking: Pete Hegseth accidentally added journalist to Signal ...

2025-04-21T15:54:29Z

Breaking: Pete Hegseth accidentally added journalist to Signal chat discussing JD Vance’s plans to kill the Pope.

JD Vance’s handlers: “Well, he really shat the bed with the ...

2025-04-21T10:35:50Z

JD Vance’s handlers: “Well, he really shat the bed with the Zelenskyy meeting and the Ohio State football team photo-op, let’s get him a meeting that even he can’t fuck up, like with the Pope.”

Breaking: The investigation into Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ...

2025-04-21T00:59:45Z

Breaking: The investigation into Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shifts its focus to determine the people he did not share Yemen attack details with.

The Accidental Harvard Letter The Accidental Deportation The ...

2025-04-19T14:29:02Z

The Accidental Harvard Letter
The Accidental Deportation
The Accidental Tariff on an Uninhabited Island
The Accidental Disclosure of War Plans to a Journalist
The Accidental Firings of Nuclear Safety Workers

Breaking: The Supreme Court announces that publication of Justice ...

2025-04-19T14:28:39Z

Breaking: The Supreme Court announces that publication of Justice Alito’s dissent in the deportation case will be delayed as it is translated from its original German.

Breaking: To skirt due process issues, President Trump signs an ...

2025-04-18T12:46:00Z

Breaking: To skirt due process issues, President Trump signs an executive order announcing that everyone in the United States is now a member of MS-13.

The presidential administration that has ushered in all ten ...

2025-04-13T14:55:22Z

The presidential administration that has ushered in all ten plagues wishes you a happy Passover.

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2025-04-12T11:39:44Z

Breaking: The United States.

Thank goodness for the fourth branch of the U.S. government, ...

2025-04-10T16:17:00Z

Thank goodness for the fourth branch of the U.S. government, financial markets.

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2025-04-07T10:14:56Z

If this is winning I would hate to see what losing looks like.

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2025-04-07T01:08:46Z

Cocaine Bear Market

Today there was even a protest rally on Heard Island. ...

2025-04-05T21:41:54Z

Today there was even a protest rally on Heard Island.

Breaking: President Trump imposes a 100% tariff on poster boards ...

2025-04-05T21:31:51Z

Breaking: President Trump imposes a 100% tariff on poster boards and markers.

Tariffs on duct tape and baling wire are going to really drive up ...

2025-04-05T12:36:33Z

Tariffs on duct tape and baling wire are going to really drive up Cybertruck production costs.

Breaking: President Trump demands that a GOP Senator give a ...

2025-04-02T11:06:24Z

Breaking: President Trump demands that a GOP Senator give a 25-hour speech about how admired he is or face deportation.

Breaking: Having spoken for 11 hours in his ongoing marathon ...

2025-04-01T10:42:08Z

Breaking: Having spoken for 11 hours in his ongoing marathon speech on the Senate floor, Senator Cory Booker has now surpassed the amount of time President Trump has gone without committing a crime.

Breaking: JD Vance scrambles to ensure that after his wife ...

2025-03-24T21:16:00Z

Breaking: JD Vance scrambles to ensure that after his wife Usha's high-profile trip to Greenland she will be permitted back into the United States.

Breaking: Moving forward, instead of using Signal to chat about ...

2025-03-24T20:45:30Z

Breaking: Moving forward, instead of using Signal to chat about sensitive military operations the Pentagon will use Twitter DMs.

Tesla objects to people spray painting Swastikas on Cybertrucks ...

2025-03-23T13:52:36Z

Tesla objects to people spray painting Swastikas on Cybertrucks because customers should be ordering the official Swastika decal at time of checkout.

But if they’re not arrested at the border or disappeared during ...

2025-03-17T10:54:43Z

But if they’re not arrested at the border or disappeared during their stay, foreign tourists can have a great time visiting the U.S.

What NASA’s two astronauts who have been stuck in space since ...

2025-03-16T12:57:37Z

What NASA’s two astronauts who have been stuck in space since before Trump’s inauguration see upon their return to Earth.

New U.S. tourism promotional video stresses that most foreign ...

2025-03-16T11:26:59Z

New U.S. tourism promotional video stresses that most foreign visitors are not disappeared.

Opinion (1939) Washington Post Editorial Board Poland and Germany ...

2025-03-12T10:49:00Z

Opinion (1939)
Washington Post
Editorial Board

Poland and Germany must go back to getting along
It is in the best interests of Adolf Hitler and Ignacy Mościcki to lower the temperature and stop border violations.

Breaking: Tesla HR sends Elon Musk an email asking for five ...

2025-03-07T10:26:59Z

Breaking: Tesla HR sends Elon Musk an email asking for five bullet points listing what he has accomplished for the company over the past week.

The only thing worse than fascism is impolitely standing up to ...

2025-03-07T01:33:06Z

The only thing worse than fascism is impolitely standing up to fascism.

President Trump is an alchemist who can turn bullshit into US ...

2025-03-06T12:40:05Z

President Trump is an alchemist who can turn bullshit into US government policy.