Nostr notes by Nix A-Bomb (Nixtress if you're nasty)

This grows in our yard. We just call it the broccoli because ...

2026-08-27T23:26:57Z

This grows in our yard. We just call it the broccoli because that's what it looks like. I have no idea what it actually is, but the bees fucking LOVE IT. They get so drunk from it, I love watching them dope around after hanging out on there.

#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling

Posted without alt so I stole it. Proof of "life" ...

2026-08-07T02:46:43Z

Posted without alt so I stole it. Proof of "life"

I got the DVD set the second it was available.

2026-08-05T15:24:49Z

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I got the DVD set the second it was available.

TV peaked in the 90s. ...

2026-08-05T02:41:51Z

TV peaked in the 90s.

pool flower! the glitter is my favorite part. #AgingPunks ...

2026-08-04T18:04:22Z

pool flower! the glitter is my favorite part.

#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling

The rare dog blep! Copper REALLY likes Italian ice. #AgingPunks ...

2026-07-25T23:22:30Z

The rare dog blep! Copper REALLY likes Italian ice.

#AgingPunks #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon

I have a new favorite lily!! #AgingPunks #BloomScrolling ...

2026-07-09T01:59:03Z

I have a new favorite lily!!

#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling

I hope you occasionally go "Hmmm...yes...quite." while ...

2026-07-03T23:30:09Z

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I hope you occasionally go "Hmmm...yes...quite." while holding it and looking smart.

The heat saps the joy out of everything. I love heat, cold is ...

2026-07-03T23:02:42Z

The heat saps the joy out of everything. I love heat, cold is painful, but this is a bit much. I'd bake but don't want to heat up the house. It's too hot for the fun cars.

I'm bored.

I had to scroll back up to find this post. Tears streaming down ...

2026-07-03T02:54:18Z

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I had to scroll back up to find this post. Tears streaming down my face from laughing and have already shared it with two groups. Thank you.

I haven't told this story in a while and the pic just cycled ...

2026-06-24T23:57:56Z

I haven't told this story in a while and the pic just cycled through the slideshow.

Every year for easter my very methodist grandparents would send me a bunny in some form or another. Sometimes a plushy, sometimes a book. One year, this is what they sent. Not one person was willing to tell the 70+ year-old woman she was buying the playboy bunny logo in shag carpet art for her young granddaughter.

hahhahahaha YOINK

2026-06-24T23:42:33Z

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hahhahahaha YOINK

Today's run #AgingPunks #exercise #Treadmill #running ...

2026-06-22T16:34:28Z

Today's run

#AgingPunks #exercise #Treadmill #running #HomeGym

OMG I love the word whorl it's what the weird spiral point of ...

2026-06-13T02:25:54Z

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OMG I love the word whorl it's what the weird spiral point of hair on the back of your head is called.

Thanks!

Here are the blossoms in question. They're neat, too! ...

2026-06-13T01:27:00Z

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Here are the blossoms in question. They're neat, too!

#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling

We planted this last year and at the end of the season it died ...

2026-06-13T00:49:28Z

We planted this last year and at the end of the season it died less than gracefully. Then magically it came back this year! For zooms, I actually prefer the stems without the blossoms. They just look neat.

#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling

I realized I could just say thank you and move on unless someone ...

2026-06-11T22:21:08Z

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I realized I could just say thank you and move on unless someone asked for details. Note: this is ONLY about my nails. Anything else I will still say where I got it and usually also that it was on sale 😂😂

I've had to tone it back recently, but I've always done ...

2026-06-11T22:17:45Z

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I've had to tone it back recently, but I've always done the same thing.

I love flowers just after it rains. I'm obsessed with the ...

2026-06-07T02:26:47Z

I love flowers just after it rains. I'm obsessed with the water droplets.

#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling

Saw some awesome looking fungus today!! Is there a catchy HT for ...

2026-05-27T01:22:21Z

Saw some awesome looking fungus today!! Is there a catchy HT for these?

#AgingPunks #Fungus

We have one whole peony blossom so far! #AgingPunks ...

2026-05-26T00:55:24Z

We have one whole peony blossom so far!

#AgingPunks #BloomScrolling

Well, I guess this is where it ends, my arm can never be moved. ...

2026-05-23T00:07:22Z

Well, I guess this is where it ends, my arm can never be moved.

#AgingPunks #CatsofMastodon #Catstodon

OK but have you ever had a Lady Alice?

2026-05-11T21:13:37Z

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OK but have you ever had a Lady Alice?

Who has two thumbs and a new (to her) bicycle? This girl, right ...

2026-05-03T00:46:51Z

Who has two thumbs and a new (to her) bicycle? This girl, right here. Meet Betty.

reminds me of the sexy daikon!

2026-05-01T01:08:07Z

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reminds me of the sexy daikon!

Today's run. Imagined the whole Lerner family getting stomped ...

2026-03-29T16:53:31Z

Today's run. Imagined the whole Lerner family getting stomped on. #AgingPunks #Exercise #Treadmill #Running #HomeGym

just so we're clear ...

2025-12-18T00:55:56Z

just so we're clear

Almost done! ...

2025-12-14T16:54:54Z

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Almost done!

Here's our duplicate. ...

2025-12-14T16:53:04Z

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Here's our duplicate.

These all seem easy after that long one. ...

2025-12-14T16:50:44Z

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These all seem easy after that long one.

Jesus that alt ...

2025-12-14T16:49:04Z

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Jesus that alt

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2025-12-14T16:39:31Z

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2025-12-14T16:37:07Z

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I realized the 4th here is the same as the one I just saved. ...

2025-12-14T16:34:44Z

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I realized the 4th here is the same as the one I just saved.

This will be a long post. The satire snake flags I've ...

2025-12-14T16:31:47Z

This will be a long post. The satire snake flags I've collected over the years. Just borrowed one from Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :paw:⁠:paw: (npub16kg…afn8) so figured I'd share the rest.

Nixstory: when I was 9ish I did a presentation on isadora duncan ...

2025-10-29T00:03:11Z

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Nixstory: when I was 9ish I did a presentation on isadora duncan dressed as her. The way she died creeps me out to this day.