2026-08-25T06:38:25+02:00 https://nostr.ae Hedgewizard 🐈 https://nostr.ae/npub1fht4zhje5ksgdg4n7rlypep3de6crrqmm6gt24jcjgszgqgf0vesudcz2x https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/111/662/590/500/430/962/original/6774978068a7f34a.png https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/111/662/590/500/430/962/original/6774978068a7f34a.png https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvtmsnxhch9cgw3w6ekpdnx5swettgz0uzcs76a6y5ujjrdh5gkhqzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx4t0yst In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswcd49lk0ts46d4qtjhlv32vtdl483xx7an9j65xau9lx2xjuj9wcd8ux59'>nevent1q…ux59</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I vaguely remember a hoary old pedo being employed to lean across kiddies to deliver that message on camera in the UK but can&#39;t remember if it was Savile or Harris 2026-06-06T00:50:55+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs86qhnjj9l94q3yru5s4w35ps0kstkn9jqxemw90qv7k5ypf5xjtszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxpt8np2 Tomorrow&#39;s Southern Hemisphere plan: <br/><br/>1. Make a pile out of all the warm fluffy things in the house<br/>2. Add cats to top of pile<br/>3. Burrow into middle of pile with a packet of biscuits and a book 2026-04-17T12:36:50+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8664faen5z5dql9e3gcagpqfchst86um7h05mma6qrdm4mpnus4qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxxugzjt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr9vayq0fn7sdstxrrscnnd4ujdfh9jezl2m45wr7j8s8f4zkz80q5854rl'>nevent1q…54rl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Nixon was a lazy old softy with us but delighted in tormenting his (full tailed) sister Mackerel who was consequently a nervous wreck 2025-11-17T18:14:37+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr9vayq0fn7sdstxrrscnnd4ujdfh9jezl2m45wr7j8s8f4zkz80qzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx3dwn25 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrdzvvdmjmeu3rgygqktkfgs3ann8s66hr04yk6fs7es06ks7rtdclr72r3'>nevent1q…72r3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s been illegal to breed them for quite a while because the mutation causes a lot of spinal deformations, but the mutation is still pretty common on the island. When I lived here (25 years ago now) I was given a ginger kitten with the mildest form, the &#39;stumpy&#39;. Can&#39;t access photos from here sadly 2025-11-17T18:11:48+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqdhm83qu9d6c5sv3dzlf3w7tctpwws5gxfvt2vtt0f9tr2kar6sczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx3vjm03 #catfood flavors #cats would choose<br/><br/>Number five: Unattended cooking ingredients<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/442/464/390/998/059/original/a304d6712d3bc4d7.jpg"> <br/> 2025-10-27T07:15:00+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqk8a3mpcxrryr5lnh9x9u3jjgkheene3qj4mr2yy38n0z3nj9zeszypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx5d8k67 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2sdlfclt3nqncrenrwspzqrytmpp9ze0kk9a3vsauetvsz285ndcwmjtjh'>nevent1q…jtjh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;m having trouble parsing that. Let me try again:<br/>monthly...<br/>vacuum...<br/>...mmmma no sorry i can&#39;t do it 2025-05-19T07:33:19+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqc9d2yzqq68nlwujseml6jfxgp0emeul4dq0taz5wdz3q30m5qxczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anx43lv09 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspzedgsl37n778u6drrk6cqwz4mugfx6eg2tym4q8729q9eqz9q0gsgxgtw'>nevent1q…xgtw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Needs a middle aged cis man shouting angrily from the side though 2025-04-21T13:13:42+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfq0uj9kkm0rk0cqa2g6yfwmdwvx9856ejeuup7fpry64f0xxfgegzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxw7ktgp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyx04eunxsncq0uu7nj7jsnudr75gufjnr3s6mfchy9d4ngzzhwscjg0l6u'>nevent1q…0l6u</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I smash out a dozen of these bad boys at a time - traditional filling but half the size, because i can grab them out of the freezer on my way to work and they&#39;re ready to warm up by lunchtime.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/316/316/653/154/108/original/e5aecf8efb2ff8c3.jpg"> <br/> 2024-10-16T11:12:06+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs853z5ehxnfh5n8dd5uzu3n8lurlf5ferlg99d2x7ts3mlfwv7efgzypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxn0dnja Overheard by a colleague, new female hospital pharmacist taking no prisoners on the phone: <br/><br/>&#34;Okay Chelsea, I&#39;m ending this conversation. I&#39;m going to annotate the patient record to the effect that i was unable to resolve this because of your obstructive attitude. And that&#39;s the word I&#39;m going to use, because when this inevitably turns into an incident investigation and your boss and my boss have to sit down and go through the documentation, that is the word i want them to see. Now I&#39;m going to hang up and move on with my day, so if you change your mind please email me because there are other things i need to be getting on with.&#34; (calmly puts down phone and moves to next task without discussing with anyone else) 2024-09-19T22:09:32+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspp732veatqz5pnwvurxfdt6lj4yvj0whjgh0llg5s0a9z9c73lzczypxaw527txj6pp4zk0c0us8yx9h8tqvvr00fpd2ktzfzqfqpp9anxnfde2s In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqk3hl7u2r507xge3a35qnl3dp8nvct8le34kc78f509cvyaadzdcx6j0um'>nevent1q…j0um</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>In that case it&#39;s a sliding definition, and as you age it eventually encompasses things like &#39;fetching a cup of tea&#39; 2024-08-28T21:47:16+02:00