Nostr notes by Disinformation Purveyor :verified_think:

I built a shulker farm based on a design by Rays Works which ...

2026-02-24T18:24:45+01:00

I built a shulker farm based on a design by Rays Works which works great but isn't the best looking thing in the game, so after much deliberation I decorated it to look like a shulker.

The level of technical competence found among web developers is ...

2026-01-12T18:54:10+01:00

The level of technical competence found among web developers is actually amazing.

What I mean is, it's amazing that anything on the web works at all considering how little many of the people doing the work actually understand the technologies they are using.

he knew it was a vtuber because he's a secret fan

2025-12-18T06:35:43+01:00

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he knew it was a vtuber because he's a secret fan

I'm not convinced we aren't just missing a more nuanced ...

2025-12-17T08:43:09+01:00

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I'm not convinced we aren't just missing a more nuanced context

are you sure this isn't allegory for more complex ideas that ...

2025-12-17T08:38:24+01:00

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are you sure this isn't allegory for more complex ideas that would otherwise be censored

was on a call with a client and almost clicked this

2025-12-16T18:31:08+01:00

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was on a call with a client and almost clicked this

sounds like post hoc journalism or something. Just follow along ...

2025-12-15T22:21:13+01:00

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sounds like post hoc journalism or something. Just follow along or whatever. If it's historical archaeological research is kind of the point idk why a chat bot should be used for anything beyond maybe helping form the language used

what makes you think it is worth attempting on a large scale if ...

2025-12-15T19:33:02+01:00

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what makes you think it is worth attempting on a large scale if small scale it's trash. Why have any confidence that this is anything more than a more entertaining Eliza

sounds gay

2025-12-06T12:08:48+01:00

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sounds gay

just glass anyone who looks at us funny

2025-12-02T01:38:22+01:00

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just glass anyone who looks at us funny

that's a mouthful. Can we get it down to two words

2025-11-30T03:43:33+01:00

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that's a mouthful. Can we get it down to two words

noobs

2025-11-28T02:10:08+01:00

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noobs

fuckin noons lol

2025-11-28T02:09:53+01:00

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fuckin noons lol

write the governor a strongly worded letter

2025-11-28T01:01:56+01:00

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write the governor a strongly worded letter

real alcoholics plan accordingly

2025-11-28T00:43:55+01:00

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real alcoholics plan accordingly

what's the return policy

2025-11-26T18:42:47+01:00

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what's the return policy

but X is fascist now or something so we have to accept a lower ...

2025-11-26T12:13:37+01:00

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but X is fascist now or something so we have to accept a lower quality product to own the nazis

Wayland lacking features > This is a design choice to enhance ...

2025-11-26T11:45:15+01:00

Wayland lacking features

> This is a design choice to enhance security and user experience

> Since lightning is an entity with the ID ...

2025-11-12T01:49:03+01:00

> Since lightning is an entity with the ID "lightning_bolt", it can be summoned with /summon, although it cannot be ridden with /ride.

TIL: you can't ride the lightening in Minecraft

I love stouts and porters. Bitters and lagers are good. Most ...

2025-11-09T21:54:52+01:00

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I love stouts and porters. Bitters and lagers are good. Most other beer is ok to me, but every IPA I've tasted has been disgusting. I feel like they are a mistake with really good marketing sweeping up the mess.

I don't believe real IPA fans exist.

2025-11-09T20:52:23+01:00

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I don't believe real IPA fans exist.

here here

2025-11-09T00:29:00+01:00

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here here

yeah but he broke the screen almost immediately ...

2025-11-08T01:14:56+01:00

yeah but he broke the screen almost immediately

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2025-11-08T01:12:51+01:00

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2025-11-08T01:11:47+01:00

in case you missed it. This is a dad joke, as indicated by the ...

2025-11-05T14:29:22+01:00

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in case you missed it. This is a dad joke, as indicated by the attribution

I was reading a pet shampoo bottle the other day and it said that ...

2025-11-04T00:02:18+01:00

I was reading a pet shampoo bottle the other day and it said that the company "never tests their products on animals". Seems odd considering they are selling products *for* animals. I guess the pets of their customers are the test subjects :shrug:

probably the best looking building I've ever made in ...

2025-11-03T05:10:08+01:00

probably the best looking building I've ever made in Minecraft

even as a social security recipient? :thinkin:

2025-10-28T22:10:36+01:00

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even as a social security recipient? :thinkin:

accurate

2025-10-25T05:59:36+02:00

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accurate

I think there may be some confusion. She calls it her sexual ...

2025-10-21T14:14:58+02:00

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I think there may be some confusion. She calls it her sexual assault because she assaulted him.

unreal tournament 2k was pretty wild

2025-10-17T01:02:09+02:00

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unreal tournament 2k was pretty wild

it's not the same level of isolation but suitable for most ...

2025-10-16T07:06:03+02:00

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it's not the same level of isolation but suitable for most python drivel

the keyboard is just too big

2025-10-12T17:28:33+02:00

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the keyboard is just too big

I blame squirrels more than likely

2025-10-08T14:09:37+02:00

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I blame squirrels more than likely

I think a critter may be opening the lid on my rabbits feed at ...

2025-10-08T14:09:09+02:00

I think a critter may be opening the lid on my rabbits feed at night and having a little snack. It's a gravity fed container with the lid on the outside of the cage. It doesn't latch but never just opens on it's own. The past 2 mornings I've caught it left wide open and I know I closed it because rain can get in otherwise and makes a big mess

not too far off. It's a tunnel bore. I guess it looks even ...

2025-10-08T03:50:35+02:00

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not too far off. It's a tunnel bore. I guess it looks even more like a colonsocopy in the nether with the color. Basically it duplicates the tnt and throws it out onto a platform far enough away from the machine that it won't damage any of the stuff. The platform is built from material that can handle the explosion. Each time you activate it, the machine moves forward one block. Netherack is really weak to explosions so the tunnel it creates down here is huge.

This thing is pretty awesome. With 3 pieces of ancient debris I ...

2025-10-08T03:37:43+02:00

This thing is pretty awesome. With 3 pieces of ancient debris I have found 10 more. I also found more than a stack of diamonds, but now that I have enough debris I can make one that works 3 times as fast (as soon as I find more slimes)

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2025-10-06T14:32:53+02:00

too bad everyone is in the Tylenol gang gang

2025-10-04T15:51:54+02:00

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too bad everyone is in the Tylenol gang gang

I think I have it settled. This is my zombie villager trap. Two ...

2025-10-02T04:24:03+02:00

I think I have it settled. This is my zombie villager trap. Two piston doors shut after you walk through both walk ways with a reasonable delay. Walking through one walkway won't do it. It's also directional so walking through in the wrong direction won't trip the trap. Inside there is a lever to override the system in case I lock myself inside, and outside of the building there is a reset button so I can use this to catch more than one villager. The roof also has a trap door I can throw potions through.

Not quite as simple as just opening a door like in my main base but this should do the trick.

I still need to find blazes. Never have I had a problem finding blazes before.

says the fucking lawyer :02laugh:

2025-09-30T23:01:20+02:00

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says the fucking lawyer :02laugh:

so is she

2025-09-26T03:35:42+02:00

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so is she

I wasn't trying to make a cat, but I think I made a cat ...

2025-09-24T18:13:01+02:00

I wasn't trying to make a cat, but I think I made a cat

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2025-09-24T05:01:08+02:00

"I don't like Python as a language" "I wish for ...

2025-09-23T19:44:15+02:00

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"I don't like Python as a language"

"I wish for your eternal damnation"

I love all my fedi friends

I would but for Jesus

2025-09-23T19:41:02+02:00

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I would but for Jesus

@npub1c7j…q8fa python is not a serious language ...

2025-09-23T17:56:18+02:00

ProfessorTom (npub1c7j…q8fa) python is not a serious language
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it was a trick. after that week he went back to being a lazy shit

2025-09-23T17:55:48+02:00

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it was a trick. after that week he went back to being a lazy shit

Considering autism is caused by Tylenol, I say we go back to ...

2025-09-23T12:28:46+02:00

Considering autism is caused by Tylenol, I say we go back to using cocaine for headaches

it's for really big math

2025-09-19T15:15:34+02:00

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it's for really big math

I expect tiger woods is rushing to the spw sign up page now to ...

2025-09-16T18:01:25+02:00

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I expect tiger woods is rushing to the spw sign up page now to clear up any confusion here on fedi

to help direct the explosion

2025-09-15T01:27:39+02:00

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to help direct the explosion

I think the gateway drug was actually Marget Sanger publishing ...

2025-09-12T16:21:35+02:00

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I think the gateway drug was actually Marget Sanger publishing contraceptive literature. She had to leave the country while the debate was going on in the courts IIRC.

once upon a time it was not constitutionally protected speech ...

2025-09-12T13:24:13+02:00

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once upon a time it was not constitutionally protected speech because it doesn't cover obscenity, but to fix that we just had to redefine what the state considers obscene.

real

2025-09-10T16:50:42+02:00

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real

waiting for the belt to give

2025-09-09T21:13:21+02:00

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waiting for the belt to give

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2025-09-07T19:44:11+02:00

Idk all the iphone users I know have that shit plugged in non ...

2025-09-06T04:04:09+02:00

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Idk all the iphone users I know have that shit plugged in non stop.

I chainy dog to the tether with an old android cable. I guess I ...

2025-09-06T04:02:00+02:00

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I chainy dog to the tether with an old android cable. I guess I could check if it charges

I used to sell sirius and no one ever fell for the lifetime plan

2025-08-31T03:14:23+02:00

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I used to sell sirius and no one ever fell for the lifetime plan

here is something more wholesome ...

2025-08-31T03:09:35+02:00

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here is something more wholesome

no way that's crazy they never do that

2025-08-31T03:02:53+02:00

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no way that's crazy they never do that

it seems obvious it was a judicial decision. Who ever heard of ...

2025-08-31T01:50:21+02:00

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it seems obvious it was a judicial decision. Who ever heard of the executive setting bail or bond or whatever.

lol I tried giving them money last week

2025-08-30T10:02:11+02:00

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lol I tried giving them money last week

The best part of the irony is that by trying to include idiots ...

2025-08-28T02:15:14+02:00

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The best part of the irony is that by trying to include idiots they exclude someone with an actual physical abnormality. retards lol

I was going to quote "vital" but I thought that was ...

2025-08-27T04:46:33+02:00

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I was going to quote "vital" but I thought that was overdoing it

ah yes covering the vital organs is very important

2025-08-27T03:46:38+02:00

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ah yes covering the vital organs is very important

weren't they arresting cat callers undercover last week? ...

2025-08-26T23:59:54+02:00

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weren't they arresting cat callers undercover last week?

dox

2025-08-26T23:12:48+02:00

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dox

it's funny how they still have a way of making a scene appear ...

2025-08-23T20:52:28+02:00

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it's funny how they still have a way of making a scene appear futuristic

blimps would be awesome

2025-08-23T20:34:44+02:00

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blimps would be awesome

Nooooo Not that Secure!!!!!! ...

2025-08-23T18:57:50+02:00

Nooooo Not that Secure!!!!!!

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2025-08-22T14:53:19+02:00

I hope it was that muddy

2025-08-22T00:50:02+02:00

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I hope it was that muddy

lol I have no idea but it's real

2025-08-20T13:57:32+02:00

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lol I have no idea but it's real

what's funny is steam asked me to confirm by birthday to view ...

2025-08-20T13:54:56+02:00

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what's funny is steam asked me to confirm by birthday to view the cod page but not sexchange whatever molester

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2025-08-20T13:51:55+02:00

wtf

could be crack but he might need to freshen up halfway thru

2025-08-20T04:14:59+02:00

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could be crack but he might need to freshen up halfway thru

you find the best internet

2025-08-20T04:01:12+02:00

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you find the best internet

> I ain't gonna say what Meth. It's meth

2025-08-20T04:00:42+02:00

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> I ain't gonna say what

Meth. It's meth

in between goon seshes anyway

2025-08-19T00:29:05+02:00

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in between goon seshes anyway

I vote no

2025-08-18T22:24:56+02:00

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I vote no

she should do some squats and lunges if she wants to put it out ...

2025-08-18T22:23:41+02:00

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she should do some squats and lunges if she wants to put it out there like that idk

> help me make fun of someone on the internet ...

2025-08-17T22:56:53+02:00

> help me make fun of someone on the internet

they love their shit hole lol

2025-08-17T22:05:36+02:00

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they love their shit hole lol

lol surprised he's never been cast as an evil villain. ...

2025-08-17T22:02:38+02:00

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lol surprised he's never been cast as an evil villain. He's got the build

what do you think the war on terror was

2025-08-17T12:11:37+02:00

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what do you think the war on terror was

I think bluey

2025-08-16T01:37:13+02:00

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I think bluey

my grand kid has been here for about 4 hours

2025-08-16T01:35:25+02:00

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my grand kid has been here for about 4 hours

you spelled fractional reserve banking wrong (capitalism)

2025-08-15T22:18:21+02:00

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you spelled fractional reserve banking wrong (capitalism)

well that's hate speech

2025-08-14T14:35:24+02:00

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well that's hate speech

in our case the high temp was in the 20s. My point was more that ...

2025-08-12T01:39:18+02:00

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in our case the high temp was in the 20s. My point was more that the impression is that Arizona is one of the hottest regions in the country, but my east coast river valley has experienced similar temps in the past even if less frequent.

> The temperature soared to 118 degrees at Phoenix Sky Harbor ...

2025-08-12T01:17:30+02:00

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> The temperature soared to 118 degrees at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport at 3:40 p.m. on Aug. 7. The previous record for the hottest August day was 117 degrees, reached most recently in 2023.

tfw the hottest day on record near me was only 3 degrees less than that in Arizona

how do you bring this up with the neighbors to begin with?

2025-08-10T19:35:18+02:00

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how do you bring this up with the neighbors to begin with?

they caught a boat. Hope it has some fish in it

2025-08-06T14:28:05+02:00

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they caught a boat. Hope it has some fish in it

also technically a reusable prophylactic of sorts I suppose lol

2025-08-01T23:22:54+02:00

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also technically a reusable prophylactic of sorts I suppose lol

while acting as a prophylactic, helicopters are in fact reusable ...

2025-08-01T22:07:50+02:00

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while acting as a prophylactic, helicopters are in fact reusable unlike condoms

Better to have a guillotine and not need it than need one and not ...

2025-08-01T01:22:50+02:00

Better to have a guillotine and not need it than need one and not have it

influencer rage placed their ad for them

2025-07-31T00:15:33+02:00

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influencer rage placed their ad for them