Nostr notes by Utarg of Utarg 🔬🇪🇺🇸🇪🇬🇧🇺🇦

You could add “prison” or “traffic warden” to the search ...

2026-06-29T11:10:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…xzte
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You could add “prison” or “traffic warden” to the search I suppose.

Cool. I’ve got three books I’m going to do first but expect ...

2026-06-10T17:22:47Z

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Cool. I’ve got three books I’m going to do first but expect some Sarte related inquiries in a month or so. 🙂

That looks amazing but the shoes don’t seem built for comfort.

2026-06-08T16:51:14Z

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That looks amazing but the shoes don’t seem built for comfort.

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2026-06-07T02:12:25Z

Är 1177 trasig? Det har varit flera dagar nu för jag.

Bravo.

2026-05-12T10:14:14Z

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Bravo.

Well that was fun. It appears that if you use an certain currency ...

2026-05-11T13:55:50Z

Well that was fun. It appears that if you use an certain currency convertion / transfer service to pay a good friend for an upcoming party and put "kerching" in the payment reference that can be misconstrued (presumably by algorithm) for "Kerch" in Russia and you can get account suspension for potential sanction-busting.
Not to self: less frivolity in future.

Hello all. I do not want to trigger some kind of flame-war but I ...

2026-05-07T13:51:04Z

Hello all. I do not want to trigger some kind of flame-war but I am just interested in peoples' thoughts. Not that this post will have much reach but I just wondered how many of you out believe in "Free Will"? I myself do not but seem to be in a stark minority. All my discussions on the subject have been amicable but I'd love to hear more voices.

I thought you already had to me logged in as an unprivileged ...

2026-05-03T22:51:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…t0kn
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I thought you already had to me logged in as an unprivileged user? Was someone else already logged in on a different account?

I assume “Freepost” only applies to within the UK and I ...

2026-04-13T15:41:37Z

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I assume “Freepost” only applies to within the UK and I can’t send anything from Sweden. Must read some small print. 🧐

Busted!

2026-04-13T15:33:44Z

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Busted!

I think Magyar’s first edict having taken power is to revoke ...

2026-04-13T15:29:06Z

I think Magyar’s first edict having taken power is to revoke takeoff permission to any private jets filled with suitcases full of cash and a bunch of hastily removed hard drives where the passenger is a shifty, portly fellow with a brand-new Russian passport.
#Hungary

Absolutely.

2026-04-13T13:52:11Z

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Absolutely.

I’ve just bought a SailfishOS phone and hope I can get BankID ...

2026-04-13T13:49:25Z

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I’ve just bought a SailfishOS phone and hope I can get BankID working on it, presumably by sideloading the Android version.

I’d be afraid of some kind of backlash.

2026-04-13T10:14:59Z

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I’d be afraid of some kind of backlash.

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2026-04-13T09:02:38Z

https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/dalarna/okat-intresse-att-plugga-till-bristyrken-med-studielon-fran-region-dalarna

I attended one by accident and it was Dark Knight Rises. Total ...

2026-04-13T07:17:06Z

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I attended one by accident and it was Dark Knight Rises. Total win.

Or a box of bricks?

2026-04-13T06:34:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…pcka
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Or a box of bricks?

Alan Moore knows the score.

2026-04-12T16:24:48Z

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Alan Moore knows the score.

Even worse, the cheap bastards.

2026-04-12T08:15:57Z

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Even worse, the cheap bastards.

I…just…can’t! Send help!

2026-04-11T19:51:10Z

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I…just…can’t! Send help!

Good timing!

2026-04-11T19:34:11Z

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Good timing!

Sad fess so sorry for being facetious but finding a form of ...

2026-04-11T15:17:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…ckul
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Sad fess so sorry for being facetious but finding a form of productive dialogue with your spouse is probably going to be better than Middlesbrough.

I think the white-dog poo of the past was due to the ...

2026-04-11T15:13:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…5gdd
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I think the white-dog poo of the past was due to the manufacturers bulking out the food with bone-meal.

Clarification: As a Brit I use brown sauce such as HP, Daddies ...

2026-04-09T14:58:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…kn6m
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Clarification: As a Brit I use brown sauce such as HP, Daddies etc. but I think that counts as ketchup (superior ketchup, obviously).

The none-psycho won! Who’d have guessed?

2026-04-09T14:13:28Z

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The none-psycho won! Who’d have guessed?

The guy was a genius.

2026-04-09T09:22:12Z

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The guy was a genius.

All sounds rather unsavoury.

2026-04-08T13:55:33Z

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All sounds rather unsavoury.

I often wonder how many insider threats could be mitigated by ...

2026-04-08T12:38:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…d2j7
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I often wonder how many insider threats could be mitigated by “paying staff what they’re worth and not treating them like shit?”.

That’s an old Stalin-era joke I think; one that won’t get one ...

2026-04-07T15:40:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…q58w
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That’s an old Stalin-era joke I think; one that won’t get one sent to the Gulag.

So golf, then?

2026-04-05T15:43:47Z

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So golf, then?

“By’ecksterminate?”

2026-04-05T15:37:58Z

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“By’ecksterminate?”

If this was the 90s/naughties I assumed you pulled at that rave ...

2026-04-05T15:20:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…03my
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If this was the 90s/naughties I assumed you pulled at that rave with such kool look

Just did a search. You learn something new every day.

2026-04-05T15:16:16Z

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Just did a search. You learn something new every day.

Like they’d have us back.

2026-04-02T17:26:24Z

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Like they’d have us back.

Spot on.

2026-04-02T17:23:06Z

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Spot on.

It was one of the sequels to “Slow Horses” and one of Roddy ...

2026-04-02T14:42:02Z

It was one of the sequels to “Slow Horses” and one of Roddy Ho’s hilarious internal monologues.

From: Author DK Dillenbaclk (npub167g…ndmw)
https://mastodon.social/@dkwritesabit/116335590686813581

It’ll probably happen.

2026-04-02T12:25:29Z

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It’ll probably happen.

Ah thanks!

2026-04-02T12:24:39Z

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Ah thanks!

Unlike self-driving cars backed by commie-pinko-Trotskyite tech ...

2026-04-02T12:23:41Z

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Unlike self-driving cars backed by commie-pinko-Trotskyite tech billionaires.

Fascinating thread. What’s “Ur” though?

2026-04-02T11:48:24Z

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Fascinating thread. What’s “Ur” though?

That’s a challenging wank. At least you showed kermitment.

2026-04-02T07:39:18Z

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That’s a challenging wank. At least you showed kermitment.

And Confucius he say “own the libs”.

2026-04-01T14:07:41Z

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And Confucius he say “own the libs”.

They should have asked the Habsburgs how incest worked out for ...

2026-04-01T13:41:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…gjt8
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They should have asked the Habsburgs how incest worked out for their empire.

They are one of the worst because they treat their drivers like ...

2026-04-01T13:06:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…nkpa
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They are one of the worst because they treat their drivers like shit Did you mean 13:00?

Immediate access to public transport? You should be pleased.

2026-04-01T13:03:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…273f
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Immediate access to public transport? You should be pleased.

I’m ok with these generalisations but then I’m Gen-X.

2026-04-01T13:03:01Z

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I’m ok with these generalisations but then I’m Gen-X.

But then the SAAB 93 Estate would have won every year.

2026-04-01T13:02:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…8wln
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But then the SAAB 93 Estate would have won every year.

You missed Booth’s.

2026-04-01T12:59:33Z

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You missed Booth’s.

There’s a theory that lead pollution in the US was a factor in ...

2026-04-01T12:58:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…dz02
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There’s a theory that lead pollution in the US was a factor in the spate of serial killers in 70s and lead water piping in the Imperial palace why the Julio-Claudian emperors were so bonkers. Obviously not the only reason but…

En fruktfluga flög precis förbi min banan och mitt äpple och ...

2026-04-01T09:50:11Z

En fruktfluga flög precis förbi min banan och mitt äpple och landade i min tekopp. Silly bugger.

I live in Sweden now so HP is is all we have. Is Daddy’s still ...

2026-03-31T14:29:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…4qar
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I live in Sweden now so HP is is all we have. Is Daddy’s still going so I can disagree with this post?

Lavender? Why not just brush your teeth with shower gel?

2026-03-31T14:28:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…eg4n
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Lavender? Why not just brush your teeth with shower gel?

When AI takes over and the T1000 goes mainstream you should be ...

2026-03-31T14:27:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…cj4d
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When AI takes over and the T1000 goes mainstream you should be grand. Hang in there!

It’s nice as an hypothetical/private thought delusion. Keep it ...

2026-03-31T14:25:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…sn55
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It’s nice as an hypothetical/private thought delusion. Keep it that way because if not you’re toast. And if you’re right you’re both probably toast.

Very Evil Dead.

2026-03-31T10:40:00Z

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Very Evil Dead.

Who knows what evil, alien mashinations are going on?

2026-03-31T10:36:55Z

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Who knows what evil, alien mashinations are going on?

That's incredible.

2026-03-31T10:31:41Z

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That's incredible.

@npub1wpa…aeft Just listened to James Wilson's episode with ...

2026-03-31T08:11:30Z

Risky Business® Media (npub1wpa…aeft) Just listened to James Wilson's episode with Corina Claw. Was that absolutely verbatim? If so I found that rather unnerving & a little creepy. No wonder people get sucked down rabbit-holes with these things. Also did Corina switch to an internal monologue because they "knew" they had a podcast audience to consider?
In any case, an absolutely fascinating episode.

If you want a copy I can send you an MP4b.

2026-03-30T16:26:52Z

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If you want a copy I can send you an MP4b.

Given advertising jingles don't always work well abroad I am ...

2026-03-30T13:31:39Z

Given advertising jingles don't always work well abroad I am glad the motor-garage franchise Kwik-Fit did not branch out into the Nordics. Their tag-line,

"You can't get fitter than a Kwik-Fik fitter, we're the boys to trust!",

could have had issues.

For people like me, who do not code or run an OSS project, the ...

2026-03-30T09:11:59Z

For people like me, who do not code or run an OSS project, the reasons for AI-contributions being unwelcome are well elucidated & argued by the people at Servo (npub1nvf…cpws). Well written for the layperson & worth a quick read.

https://book.servo.org/contributing/getting-started.html#ai-contributions

The late, great James Randy did a live demo years ago that showed ...

2026-03-30T08:59:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…28ul
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The late, great James Randy did a live demo years ago that showed the same. I see the grift continues.

I still have them.

2026-03-30T08:57:49Z

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I still have them.

Very 80s era Cylon.

2026-03-30T08:54:14Z

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Very 80s era Cylon.

Lördag kväll bingade jag resten av säsong 1 av "The ...

2026-03-29T21:09:43Z

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Lördag kväll bingade jag resten av säsong 1 av "The Pitt" och trodde att det var allt. Sedan började säsong 2 och jag kom inte i säng förrän kl. 04.00. Såååå trött idag. Och lite skamsen.

I wonder if I can get €1,100 by selling a kidney? 🤔

2026-03-29T20:39:32Z

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I wonder if I can get €1,100 by selling a kidney? 🤔

Wow!

2026-03-29T20:31:53Z

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Wow!

Gorgeous machine. What modal is it?

2026-03-29T20:28:39Z

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Gorgeous machine. What modal is it?

There’s an older version narrated purely by George Guidall ...

2026-03-29T19:33:46Z

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There’s an older version narrated purely by George Guidall which is much easier listening. Can recommend.

Cerberus is in the house.

2026-03-29T18:21:57Z

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Cerberus is in the house.

Fuck! And I became enlightened.

2026-03-29T16:46:21Z

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Fuck! And I became enlightened.

My kind of happy fess.

2026-03-29T12:28:00Z

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My kind of happy fess.

Skillz. I’d be chuffed too.

2026-03-29T12:26:15Z

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Skillz. I’d be chuffed too.

That is beautiful.

2026-03-28T21:05:38Z

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That is beautiful.

It’s what the gods drank on Mount Olympus.

2026-03-27T11:41:46Z

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It’s what the gods drank on Mount Olympus.

I know this year has been shit but on a more positive note I’ve ...

2026-03-27T11:32:11Z

I know this year has been shit but on a more positive note I’ve just discovered a store near work stocks #Vimto.
Little wins.

Fascinating ecosystem. Imagine all the dust mites.

2026-03-26T09:30:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…vuls
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Fascinating ecosystem. Imagine all the dust mites.

If you could have an all expenses paid night out in any ...

2026-03-25T15:40:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…rlh9
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If you could have an all expenses paid night out in any restaurant in the world, which one would you choose and why?

I agree. Plan9 ftw.

2026-03-25T15:37:46Z

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I agree. Plan9 ftw.

If I had nowhere to stay and I only had hard currency then the ...

2026-03-25T14:16:59Z

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If I had nowhere to stay and I only had hard currency then the stress would probably trigger my IBS.

Crow? Not cow?

2026-03-25T14:13:48Z

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Crow? Not cow?

@MozillaAI I can’t seem to find the ...

2026-03-25T14:08:08Z

@MozillaAI I can’t seem to find the @MozillaWeAreJustBuildingTheGoodBrowserAndNotSpaffingLoadsOfCashOnBoardSalariesAndGriftBullshit account.
Is it on Bluesky?

I read another ear worm a while ago which only applies to those ...

2026-03-25T14:02:20Z

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I read another ear worm a while ago which only applies to those old enough to know about “The Sound of Music”:
“🎶 Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, putting my dick in rotisserie chickens…🎶”
It’s stayed with me and I don’t even like the film.

Does anyone know of an individual or organisation that has ...

2026-03-25T13:55:17Z

Does anyone know of an individual or organisation that has “doubled-down” on a policy or option that weren’t fuckers?

Have you tried the “Southern Reach” trilogy by Jeff ...

2026-03-25T13:50:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…aaja
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Have you tried the “Southern Reach” trilogy by Jeff Vandemeer?
(Skip the prequel he wrote recently)
Property unsettling Sci-Fi horror. Almost Lovecraftian without the galloping racism, obviously.

That’s a first.

2026-03-25T13:45:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…d6yn
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That’s a first.

Good dog! Have a biscuit.

2026-03-25T13:42:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…fl6r
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Good dog! Have a biscuit.

Lunatics.

2026-03-25T13:37:44Z

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Lunatics.

Pretty.

2026-03-25T13:36:57Z

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Pretty.

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2026-03-25T13:35:34Z

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Also terrible is when the author hasn’t hired a voice actor so ...

2026-03-25T13:33:16Z

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Also terrible is when the author hasn’t hired a voice actor so reads it themselves and tries to do accents, badly. Dealbreaker.

Every time he dies I then wake up from a beautiful dream and say ...

2026-03-25T13:14:00Z

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Every time he dies I then wake up from a beautiful dream and say “Oh for fuck’s sake!”.

Carter Burke still on the grift, I see.

2026-03-25T13:12:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…ap8a
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Carter Burke still on the grift, I see.

Can you still get prepaid credit cards that would work? I agree ...

2026-03-25T13:11:02Z

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Can you still get prepaid credit cards that would work? I agree though that the whole thing is a fucking shitshow.

And if actors are being paid surely they’re professional enough ...

2026-03-25T10:54:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…kh97
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And if actors are being paid surely they’re professional enough to drink coffee/tea from a mug with actual liquid in it.

Except Buffy.

2026-03-25T08:15:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…gxsw
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Except Buffy.

Why the hell were they cancelled? Epic crisps.

2026-03-25T08:14:46Z

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Why the hell were they cancelled? Epic crisps.

You missed Seabrook Worcesters Sauce, also worth a mention.

2026-03-25T08:14:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…zccr
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You missed Seabrook Worcesters Sauce, also worth a mention.

Not really. He was too cynical.

2026-03-24T13:37:03Z

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Not really. He was too cynical.

The shower isn’t even on! Presumably the kink is alliteration.

2026-03-24T13:34:48Z

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The shower isn’t even on! Presumably the kink is alliteration.