Nostr notes by The only cracker in the zoo

The car is still on suspension 😏

2026-04-02T22:49:59Z

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The car is still on suspension 😏

🤷‍♂️

2026-04-02T22:48:13Z

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🤷‍♂️

@nprofile…ql0y Chicken 😃 ...

2026-04-02T18:49:04Z

:doro_floss: KiKi :bongobutt: (nprofile…ql0y)

Chicken 😃

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2026-04-02T02:32:04Z

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2026-04-02T01:53:03Z

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2026-03-31T13:50:07Z

So this morning, I learned that I can get my VA labs done on a ...

2026-03-30T02:11:50Z

So this morning, I learned that I can get my VA labs done on a Sunday at Audie Murphy. No traffic on a Sunday, big win. Down the hall is a one legged vet in a wheel chair having a full meltdown. I tried to assist but was rebuked. Next was an overweight (obese) man leaning against the wall wheezing, I asked if I could assist, got him a number ahead of me for labs. I was informed that. He works there.

Tod is seeking revenge

2026-03-30T02:04:18Z

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Tod is seeking revenge

Somebody is keeping notes

2026-03-30T02:03:43Z

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Somebody is keeping notes

It’s the cicada variant and imp is nowhere to be found. I’ve ...

2026-03-30T02:02:50Z

It’s the cicada variant and imp is nowhere to be found. I’ve forgotten her new account name. Fuck

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2026-03-30T01:58:58Z

I haven’t seen a good doc v Zeno thread in a few days

Spicy, I don’t care for the “she” title though. Maybe if ...

2026-03-30T01:49:43Z

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Spicy, I don’t care for the “she” title though. Maybe if he’d given Lexi a “Clussy” image

Link https://anathema.ai/

2026-03-30T01:46:58Z

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Link

https://anathema.ai/

Has anyone checked out Matty’s Anathema website? Legit

2026-03-30T01:46:26Z

Has anyone checked out Matty’s Anathema website?

Legit

💯😤

2026-03-30T01:36:42Z

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💯😤

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2026-03-30T01:35:52Z

Fedi hell threads are a thing of the past smh

FYSA: Rudy Ruettiger is 77 years old The best sports filmed ever ...

2026-03-30T01:01:03Z

FYSA: Rudy Ruettiger is 77 years old

The best sports filmed ever made were of boomers.

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2026-03-29T10:47:43Z

If you don’t believe NOW your a conspiracy theorist ...

2026-03-29T01:08:46Z

If you don’t believe NOW your a conspiracy theorist

It’s made me understand what gran did all day. She made ...

2026-03-29T00:55:03Z

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It’s made me understand what gran did all day. She made everything

Just over 2000 years you say?

2026-03-29T00:23:43Z

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Just over 2000 years you say?

I did not need to know this info 🤨

2026-03-28T22:45:48Z

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I did not need to know this info 🤨

Is this what it’s called when you’re touching fupa?

2026-03-28T22:44:28Z

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Is this what it’s called when you’re touching fupa?

There’s a good amount, but I’m in a White majority area ...

2026-03-28T22:36:40Z

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There’s a good amount, but I’m in a White majority area without question

Also, if you live with minutes of a Whole Foods AND a Trader ...

2026-03-28T19:47:44Z

Also, if you live with minutes of a Whole Foods AND a Trader Joe’s (I haven’t shopped Trader Joe’s) you’re guaranteed to be in a White area

Just so you know, I’ve only seent one negro in the past week. ...

2026-03-28T19:45:09Z

Just so you know, I’ve only seent one negro in the past week. She was working as greeter at the self checkout at HEB. Also, she needs to lower her volume

I can’t get them in a clear pic but it’s hummingbird ...

2026-03-28T19:02:35Z

I can’t get them in a clear pic but it’s hummingbird migration season and they are swarming my yard today. I had forgotten how cool that is. Can’t wait for the fall monarch migration.

I’m still laughing at this. Otherwise I’m having a bad day. ...

2026-03-28T18:50:11Z

I’m still laughing at this. Otherwise I’m having a bad day. It’s cool though, I cracked open the booze early

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So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced it with their own. I’m beginning to believe that it might be the actual clip before the music magic was applied and I’m dying rn 😂

I don’t know what any of this means but if you’ve let an ...

2026-03-28T10:57:18Z

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I don’t know what any of this means but if you’ve let an Iranian hacker access our DMs this is going to be hilarious

So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced ...

2026-03-28T10:55:30Z

So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced it with their own. I’m beginning to believe that it might be the actual clip before the music magic was applied and I’m dying rn 😂

You have no idea what a high crawl is

2026-03-28T01:35:44Z

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You have no idea what a high crawl is

Women’s opinions are irrelevant

2026-03-28T01:24:22Z

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Women’s opinions are irrelevant

I would need Bender’s opinion to be sure

2026-03-28T01:12:06Z

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I would need Bender’s opinion to be sure

Thats a purdy legit high crawl

2026-03-28T01:03:24Z

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Thats a purdy legit high crawl

Parvovirus and distemper are the big two. Many moons ago the wife ...

2026-03-28T01:01:11Z

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Parvovirus and distemper are the big two. Many moons ago the wife adopted a dog with early signs of distemper. We found a holistic vet that was willing to treat him. She spent weeks doing treatment and force feeding full time. He made it. AT GREAT COST 😑

I ain’t going to San Francisco, let alone the casto distric

2026-03-27T12:24:28Z

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I ain’t going to San Francisco, let alone the casto distric

Sounds like a gay bar 🤨

2026-03-27T12:22:26Z

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Sounds like a gay bar 🤨

Anyone know where I could acquire an official JD tactical nuke ...

2026-03-27T12:20:02Z

Anyone know where I could acquire an official JD tactical nuke vest?

God bless, she’s a better shitposter than most of fedi

2026-03-27T08:42:34Z

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God bless, she’s a better shitposter than most of fedi

I’m assuming your cat has learned to post. BTW, you’ve ...

2026-03-27T08:35:03Z

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I’m assuming your cat has learned to post. BTW, you’ve stumped google. Congrats

A peanut butter that’s just peanuts 🤯

2026-03-27T00:43:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…r07a
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A peanut butter that’s just peanuts 🤯

Um, I’ve forgot what I wanted to tag her in now 😔

2026-03-27T00:34:57Z

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Um, I’ve forgot what I wanted to tag her in now 😔

Thanks!

2026-03-27T00:33:51Z

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Thanks!

Imp

2026-03-27T00:31:14Z

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Imp

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2026-03-27T00:29:48Z

What’s that gal’s @ the one that liked cicadas?

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2026-03-27T00:23:14Z

Witch

Com down with the generic AI

2026-03-26T00:13:25Z

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Com down with the generic AI

It’s fedi tradition. As matty

2026-03-26T00:08:10Z

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It’s fedi tradition. As matty

I hope you get the shits

2026-03-26T00:06:55Z

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I hope you get the shits

I hate plumbing, right there alongside concrete. Bitch, I’m ...

2026-03-25T20:56:24Z

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I hate plumbing, right there alongside concrete. Bitch, I’m here 😤

Some days it takes a trip to brother Dave Stacy’s page to keep ...

2026-03-25T20:51:47Z

Some days it takes a trip to brother Dave Stacy’s page to keep me in line

Prayers with Lee Wayne’s family ...

2026-03-25T20:34:13Z

Prayers with Lee Wayne’s family

https://www.kristv.com/news/local-news/in-your-neighborhood/corpus-christi/family-of-aep-texas-worker-who-died-in-a-downtown-corpus-christi-manhole-demands-answers-from-company

Nigger 😡🖕

2026-03-25T00:46:59Z

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Nigger 😡🖕

Me too, but in a different way

2026-03-25T00:43:43Z

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Me too, but in a different way

For a while now I’ve sung the praises of Tennessee VA system. ...

2026-03-25T00:42:37Z

For a while now I’ve sung the praises of Tennessee VA system. I’m now fully within the south Texas Audie Murphy system, and it sucks balls.

At first I thought tuxedo tom would end up with it but then you ...

2026-03-24T23:03:10Z

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At first I thought tuxedo tom would end up with it but then you see the brindle female make smooth ninja moves. Money is on the brindle to get it first

Extra grumpy 🤨🖕

2026-03-23T21:08:52Z

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Extra grumpy 🤨🖕

Had to have a video conference with a VA doc today. It went bad. ...

2026-03-23T20:55:53Z

Had to have a video conference with a VA doc today. It went bad. “I want to change your meds to this” why? What I’m on is working. “Well, that shouldn’t be long term, how about this random SSRI?” No, I don’t like to change meds due to a past allergic reaction that almost killed me and there’s no reason for me to be on an SSRI. “Okay, let’s try it and we’ll see in a month” but my current regime works without issue. “We’ll review in a month.”

This bitch.

I’m not taking it. Please be aware, that imma be extra grumpy for a while. These Gen Z women “doctors” are a scourge

I suppose that’s possible. Also, Ram drivers have a 50% higher ...

2026-03-22T19:29:00Z

I suppose that’s possible. Also, Ram drivers have a 50% higher DUI rate. Correlation? Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bender:nv: (nprofile…3h40)

I don’t miss my CDL side hustle but I do miss driving a big ...

2026-03-22T19:21:13Z

I don’t miss my CDL side hustle but I do miss driving a big diesel

Yes. I know. This was basically a major donation to the youngins ...

2026-03-22T01:36:23Z

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Yes. I know. This was basically a major donation to the youngins who will raise future cattle. “Breeding”

Breeding

2026-03-22T01:31:05Z

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Breeding

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2026-03-22T01:10:12Z

This boy is top of the world with his $1.5 M steer ...

2026-03-22T00:56:01Z

This boy is top of the world with his $1.5 M steer

You’re not thinking dirty enough. How bout a drink 😃

2026-03-21T21:04:55Z

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You’re not thinking dirty enough. How bout a drink 😃

I guess. The bullets are still live

2026-03-21T20:07:46Z

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I guess. The bullets are still live

Isn’t he AARP age?

2026-03-21T20:05:36Z

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Isn’t he AARP age?

Dancing on graves no matter the enemy is distinctly outside of ...

2026-03-21T19:30:22Z

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Dancing on graves no matter the enemy is distinctly outside of Christianity

Those shirts were the late 1900s version of virtue signaling ...

2026-03-21T00:46:23Z

Those shirts were the late 1900s version of virtue signaling

It’s a common Arabic greeting. May God be with you I think. I ...

2026-03-20T20:32:42Z

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It’s a common Arabic greeting. May God be with you I think. I dunno, I didn’t pay attention to briefings

Engrish, do you know it?

2026-03-20T20:30:56Z

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Engrish, do you know it?

Due to construction, I made my way to a lessor H‑E‑B for my ...

2026-03-20T20:25:55Z

Due to construction, I made my way to a lessor H‑E‑B for my weekly shopping. It was horrible. Tiny selection of pre made meals. The produce was mid. I eventually got everything I wanted after switching my app location. The checker after i said thank you replied “As salamu alaykum” or however it’s spelt. I saw a negro

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2026-03-20T19:12:12Z

:doro_floss: KiKi :bongobutt: (nprofile…ql0y)

I usually find about one once a year but sometimes none

2026-03-20T01:03:01Z

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I usually find about one once a year but sometimes none

Pretty. If I find a Luna moth this year I’ll send pics. ...

2026-03-20T01:01:29Z

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Pretty. If I find a Luna moth this year I’ll send pics. They’re hard to come by

Is this my 2026 vibe? ...

2026-03-20T00:48:36Z

Is this my 2026 vibe?

Random officer doing Zumba waived a White flag

2026-03-20T00:38:18Z

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Random officer doing Zumba waived a White flag

Did you know that rabbits are the most sustainable meat supply ...

2026-03-20T00:25:08Z

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Did you know that rabbits are the most sustainable meat supply given their food and water requirements? They breed and grow fast. Rabbits can sustain a community with little resources. Hasenpfeffer is fir dinner!

So that’s a no? Ohio THICC burger is fine I suppose

2026-03-20T00:10:35Z

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So that’s a no?

Ohio THICC burger is fine I suppose

Smash burger with crispy edges?

2026-03-20T00:09:01Z

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Smash burger with crispy edges?

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2026-03-20T00:05:26Z

Had a wygyu steak for dinner. Might have to take out a HELOC

TIL that there are Texans that use non-HEB made tortillas ffs ...

2026-03-19T20:18:12Z

TIL that there are Texans that use non-HEB made tortillas ffs

We have a peregrine falcon that swings by the yard regularly. I ...

2026-03-19T19:53:17Z

We have a peregrine falcon that swings by the yard regularly. I think she’s been sizing up little dog. That little shit gonna start having to wear a coyote vest

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2026-03-19T19:43:58Z

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2026-03-18T23:08:06Z

😏

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2026-03-10T00:26:41Z

I had steak on a Monday. (It was on sale)

Okay then ...

2026-03-09T02:51:09Z

Okay then

Oh wait, I did have the local newspaper picture me in a brown ...

2026-03-09T02:39:30Z

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Oh wait, I did have the local newspaper picture me in a brown t-shirt doing actual painting.

Paint targets, paint canvas?

2026-03-09T02:37:55Z

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Paint targets, paint canvas?

It’s okay, the dumpster likes it

2026-03-09T02:36:38Z

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It’s okay, the dumpster likes it

I’ve seen way too many vids of veterans putting on their ...

2026-03-09T02:32:42Z

I’ve seen way too many vids of veterans putting on their uniforms and daring Uncle Sam to call them. I’ll have you know that I’ve tossed all mine in the bin

Grok is saying they’re are most likely AI generated. But who ...

2026-03-08T23:30:30Z

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Grok is saying they’re are most likely AI generated. But who knows?

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2026-03-08T21:10:07Z

All Asians are racist. We should be the same way

2026-03-08T21:04:47Z

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All Asians are racist. We should be the same way

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2026-03-08T21:03:27Z

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2026-03-08T19:13:34Z

Calm down

2026-03-08T03:48:06Z

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Calm down

Sounds about right

2026-03-08T03:46:59Z

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Sounds about right

Does “she” know about Anne’s diary?

2026-03-08T03:32:44Z

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Does “she” know about Anne’s diary?

Since moving back to Texas this hasn’t been a thing. Tennessee ...

2026-03-08T03:31:32Z

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Since moving back to Texas this hasn’t been a thing. Tennessee has issues