Nostr notes by donni saphire

Love yourself despite all the valid concerns you have about ...

2026-08-25T06:09:55+02:00

Love yourself despite all the valid concerns you have about yourself

It’s nice to feel good for like 5 minutes and briefly forget ...

2026-08-24T05:31:34+02:00

It’s nice to feel good for like 5 minutes and briefly forget how everything is fucked

Going to bed as soon as I’m sure that nobody else is having fun ...

2026-08-22T06:49:42+02:00

Going to bed as soon as I’m sure that nobody else is having fun anywhere

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2026-08-21T05:45:58+02:00

Sorry I’m going to be a little late. I wanted to be much later

We are all made of stars: Gassy, too hot, very old, probably ...

2026-08-20T05:37:04+02:00

We are all made of stars: Gassy, too hot, very old, probably exploding soon

I bet it was hard to focus on paperwork during the Fall Of Rome ...

2026-08-19T05:58:54+02:00

I bet it was hard to focus on paperwork during the Fall Of Rome too

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2026-08-18T05:25:51+02:00

Lying on the floor for personal and spiritual reasons

The world could be awesome if it wasn’t ruled by several greedy ...

2026-08-17T06:07:33+02:00

The world could be awesome if it wasn’t ruled by several greedy miserable assholes

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2026-08-15T05:33:45+02:00

I hate it when I try to sleep but it’s still 2026

We love what you’re doing, but have you considered changing ...

2026-08-12T06:23:19+02:00

We love what you’re doing, but have you considered changing everything

Hey, things can always get worse. But they can always get better ...

2026-08-11T06:56:40+02:00

Hey, things can always get worse. But they can always get better too. Things are always doing various things

I have never had a plan. I just show up at different places, ...

2026-08-08T05:54:42+02:00

I have never had a plan. I just show up at different places, chewing on a hunk of bread

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2026-08-07T04:56:09+02:00

I’m not doing my best, but I’m trying my okayest

Sometimes I let myself feel optimistic for 3 to 5 minutes, as a ...

2026-08-05T05:22:06+02:00

Sometimes I let myself feel optimistic for 3 to 5 minutes, as a little treat

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2026-08-03T05:33:04+02:00

Sorry I never replied to your text. I just didn’t want to

Perhaps it is bad for our mental health to live in a world that ...

2026-08-02T06:40:22+02:00

Perhaps it is bad for our mental health to live in a world that makes us feel crazy every day

Listen to your body? Nah. My body is an idiot who cries for ...

2026-07-30T05:09:49+02:00

Listen to your body? Nah. My body is an idiot who cries for snacks

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2026-07-29T05:21:24+02:00

I hope my bones are having a nice time in there

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2026-07-28T05:19:52+02:00

Humans are so cute with our little hopes and dreams

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2026-07-27T05:56:44+02:00

Live like a cat. Hiss at strangers. Eat your own hair. Be free

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2026-07-24T06:44:09+02:00

Been thinking about my life, and I recommend not doing that

Tomorrow is another day, even though we just had one of those. ...

2026-07-23T05:53:09+02:00

Tomorrow is another day, even though we just had one of those. Nobody asked for this

I love to stay up late and have fun even though it’s not fun ...

2026-07-21T06:44:22+02:00

I love to stay up late and have fun even though it’s not fun and I don’t love it

Life is mostly either sweating too much or being too cold, and ...

2026-07-20T05:31:20+02:00

Life is mostly either sweating too much or being too cold, and then there are short breaks where you enjoy nature

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2026-07-18T05:21:28+02:00

Give a man a fish. The two, both loners, become best friends

Can’t sleep because Future Me really needs to be well rested, ...

2026-07-17T05:48:46+02:00

Can’t sleep because Future Me really needs to be well rested, and I refuse to help that guy

Everyone is either furious and depressed or delusional and in ...

2026-07-16T05:21:35+02:00

Everyone is either furious and depressed or delusional and in denial, which seems healthy for us all

BRAIN: I sense danger BODY: Would it help to poop? BRAIN: No, it ...

2026-07-15T05:05:52+02:00

BRAIN: I sense danger
BODY: Would it help to poop?
BRAIN: No, it would not help!
BODY: Well, I’m going to poop a little bit

You can just pretend to have your shit together. They don’t ...

2026-07-14T05:48:44+02:00

You can just pretend to have your shit together. They don’t really check

When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss looks away nervously, ...

2026-07-13T05:27:01+02:00

When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss looks away nervously, muttering "Oh, cool, another weirdo”

You have to learn to love yourself before you can start to ...

2026-07-11T05:20:03+02:00

You have to learn to love yourself before you can start to tolerate other people

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2026-07-10T06:11:29+02:00

But if I leave the house, the house will be lonely

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2026-07-08T06:54:23+02:00

Just found out I have to be myself for the rest of my life

Fortunately, my toddler can sleep through artillery fire. Love ...

2026-07-05T05:36:08+02:00

Fortunately, my toddler can sleep through artillery fire. Love the annual Night Of Amateur Artillery Fire

I keep having this dream where I live in an incredibly stupid ...

2026-07-04T06:44:55+02:00

I keep having this dream where I live in an incredibly stupid dystopia, and I can’t wake up

Due to personal reasons, I will continue to say and do stupid ...

2026-07-03T05:57:36+02:00

Due to personal reasons, I will continue to say and do stupid things forever

Your brain is your worst enemy when you’re trying to sleep, and ...

2026-06-30T06:10:43+02:00

Your brain is your worst enemy when you’re trying to sleep, and also at many other times

I’m optimistic that the bugs who inherit our ravaged planet ...

2026-06-29T06:21:05+02:00

I’m optimistic that the bugs who inherit our ravaged planet will be fine

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2026-06-28T06:46:22+02:00

What a tangled web we weave when we suck at weaving webs

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2026-06-27T05:32:52+02:00

My pet peeve is gradually aging until my eventual death

A house should only cost 4 cars, and a car should cost 1000 ...

2026-06-26T06:14:10+02:00

A house should only cost 4 cars, and a car should cost 1000 sandwiches

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2026-06-24T05:07:12+02:00

The older I get, the cooler older people get

Today scientists announced that science is OK, but what they ...

2026-06-19T06:22:59+02:00

Today scientists announced that science is OK, but what they truly love is making announcements

All you need to do is ignore your problems for 60 to 80 more ...

2026-06-17T06:17:26+02:00

All you need to do is ignore your problems for 60 to 80 more years

Time to go to bed, but first let me take a few minutes to worry ...

2026-06-16T06:05:38+02:00

Time to go to bed, but first let me take a few minutes to worry about everything while focusing on nothing

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2026-06-14T06:49:24+02:00

Have you tried murmuring quietly into the night about it

There’s nothing quite like the joy of wearing a new shirt, ...

2026-06-12T04:59:29+02:00

There’s nothing quite like the joy of wearing a new shirt, tempered by the quiet fear that it changes nothing

Being an adult means that sometimes your back hurts and other ...

2026-06-10T05:28:10+02:00

Being an adult means that sometimes your back hurts and other times a different part of your back hurts

Live like a toddler, galloping merrily around until bedtime, ...

2026-06-09T05:59:20+02:00

Live like a toddler, galloping merrily around until bedtime, laughing for no reason, mysterious dirt on your feet

Sick of feeling irritated by everything that is currently ...

2026-06-08T05:34:59+02:00

Sick of feeling irritated by everything that is currently irritating

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2026-06-07T05:38:54+02:00

Other people my age are alarmingly old

I just want to have two nice experiences a week, plus peace on ...

2026-06-06T05:17:05+02:00

I just want to have two nice experiences a week, plus peace on Earth or whatever

I’m the life of the party, if the party enjoyed sitting quietly ...

2026-06-05T06:09:19+02:00

I’m the life of the party, if the party enjoyed sitting quietly in a chair

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2026-06-04T06:28:24+02:00

The bed should go to ME for once. Why must I take the initiative

An adventure of a lifetime would take way too long. I’d prefer ...

2026-06-03T05:16:46+02:00

An adventure of a lifetime would take way too long. I’d prefer the adventure of a lunchtime

It would be nice if things stopped getting rapidly shittier for a ...

2026-06-02T06:29:44+02:00

It would be nice if things stopped getting rapidly shittier for a bit

Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. Or I could fake my ...

2026-05-30T06:12:56+02:00

Sure, I could do laundry and put away dishes. Or I could fake my own death and start a new life at sea

I like to come on here at night and post my little ideas like a ...

2026-05-29T05:15:22+02:00

I like to come on here at night and post my little ideas like a kid at a sleepover rambling sleepily to his friends

Someday I’ll go to bed on time. Perhaps many years from now. ...

2026-05-28T05:35:44+02:00

Someday I’ll go to bed on time. Perhaps many years from now. Anything is possible

Sick of always confronting the forces of evil. Sometimes I just ...

2026-05-27T05:28:41+02:00

Sick of always confronting the forces of evil. Sometimes I just want to chill

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2026-05-26T05:16:39+02:00

Teeth are the bones I clean and polish the most

Every night I read about 10-15 new horrors and then lie down for ...

2026-05-23T05:11:56+02:00

Every night I read about 10-15 new horrors and then lie down for a relaxing rest

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2026-05-22T06:06:39+02:00

Life will probably start getting more normal any day now

I just want everyone to be happy and healthy and leave me alone ...

2026-05-21T05:50:11+02:00

I just want everyone to be happy and healthy and leave me alone but also admire me very much

Think about all the cool shit we’d have if we weren’t ruled ...

2026-05-16T05:49:52+02:00

Think about all the cool shit we’d have if we weren’t ruled by such miserable dorks

Yes, get mad at the world, but self care is important. Make sure ...

2026-05-15T05:35:47+02:00

Yes, get mad at the world, but self care is important. Make sure to also get mad at yourself

Eating a whole sleeve of crackers probably won’t solve your ...

2026-05-14T05:20:06+02:00

Eating a whole sleeve of crackers probably won’t solve your problems, but it’s worth a try

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2026-05-13T05:42:38+02:00

“A bathroom should never smell like pizza.” -Abraham Lincoln

Everything nowadays is annoying, evil or both, except for me. I ...

2026-05-11T06:51:53+02:00

Everything nowadays is annoying, evil or both, except for me. I remain delightful

Tired of living through the craziest year in recent history year ...

2026-05-10T06:40:11+02:00

Tired of living through the craziest year in recent history year after year

My life is based on a true story where the main character is an ...

2026-05-08T05:50:12+02:00

My life is based on a true story where the main character is an idiot, but sometimes he gets away with it

If you procrastinate long enough, cats will come and nap on you. ...

2026-05-07T06:07:02+02:00

If you procrastinate long enough, cats will come and nap on you. It’s a good system

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2026-05-06T05:46:09+02:00

I’m not running late, I’m sitting quietly on the couch late

Be as kind to yourself as you would be to a sad little bird stuck ...

2026-05-05T06:57:43+02:00

Be as kind to yourself as you would be to a sad little bird stuck in your car

I’m a big picture guy. Got any small pictures? Get the hell out ...

2026-05-04T06:08:28+02:00

I’m a big picture guy. Got any small pictures? Get the hell out of here

I hate it when I get to the store to buy groceries and realize I ...

2026-05-03T06:00:16+02:00

I hate it when I get to the store to buy groceries and realize I forgot to have generational wealth

All I need is a good night’s sleep and a vastly improved ...

2026-05-01T05:25:23+02:00

All I need is a good night’s sleep and a vastly improved society

The only thing we have to fear is the numerous threats we face ...

2026-04-29T06:58:34+02:00

The only thing we have to fear is the numerous threats we face and are reasonably afraid of

Every day I swear I can’t take any more horrors, but then we ...

2026-04-28T06:45:29+02:00

Every day I swear I can’t take any more horrors, but then we get some new horrors and I take them as well

Can’t sleep until I read 5 more things that piss me off and see ...

2026-04-27T06:10:07+02:00

Can’t sleep until I read 5 more things that piss me off and see one cute cat

That’s enough weird insanity for tonight. Tomorrow is another ...

2026-04-26T05:12:20+02:00

That’s enough weird insanity for tonight. Tomorrow is another day of fresh weird insanity

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a secret battle ...

2026-04-25T05:29:44+02:00

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a secret battle against tiny invisible elves

The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards ...

2026-04-22T05:38:15+02:00

The moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards dumbasses losing

Due to personal reasons, I will be in the trees, leaping from ...

2026-04-21T05:15:56+02:00

Due to personal reasons, I will be in the trees, leaping from branch to branch

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2026-04-20T05:45:21+02:00

There’s too much stuff in existence. We only need like 7 stuff

Time to sleep, but first let me take a minute to solve all my ...

2026-04-17T05:06:01+02:00

Time to sleep, but first let me take a minute to solve all my problems and plan for the future

I miss a time I barely remember, that may not have existed, when ...

2026-04-16T06:38:47+02:00

I miss a time I barely remember, that may not have existed, when some things were chill

Look, I know what’s best for me, and I refuse to get involved ...

2026-04-13T06:50:18+02:00

Look, I know what’s best for me, and I refuse to get involved with that nonsense

Sure, “accomplishments” are cool, but nothing beats lying ...

2026-04-10T05:08:24+02:00

Sure, “accomplishments” are cool, but nothing beats lying quietly on the floor

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2026-04-09T05:29:43+02:00

If only I had more time, I'd probably waste that too

I don’t wallow in despair, but I’ll swim a few laps for ...

2026-04-07T06:09:53+02:00

I don’t wallow in despair, but I’ll swim a few laps for exercise

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2026-04-05T06:03:11+02:00

If I could just ignore everything I know, things would seem fine

You’ll be fine if you just stop thinking and get lots of sleep, ...

2026-04-04T06:06:14+02:00

You’ll be fine if you just stop thinking and get lots of sleep, both very easy to do

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2026-04-02T05:44:54+02:00

I feel pretty good sometimes except for my body and my mind

Live your best life! But also prepare for 72 different types of ...

2026-04-01T06:28:01+02:00

Live your best life! But also prepare for 72 different types of catastrophes

Somehow we keep doing normal life stuff despite everything ...

2026-03-30T06:11:17+02:00

Somehow we keep doing normal life stuff despite everything happening that sucks

I am simply too tired to be normal. Also, too cool. But mainly ...

2026-03-28T04:08:54+01:00

I am simply too tired to be normal. Also, too cool. But mainly the tired thing

Someone is responsible for my actions and their consequences. But ...

2026-03-27T04:16:47+01:00

Someone is responsible for my actions and their consequences. But who? Could be anyone

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2026-03-26T04:38:38+01:00

I feel betrayed by society, and also by flimsy plastic forks

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2026-03-25T04:45:25+01:00

I would never flee the scene. I love a scene