Nostr notes by collappsar

The funniest thing is they'll just print a lot of money and ...

2026-05-09T16:34:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…nttc
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The funniest thing is they'll just print a lot of money and devalue the currency to offset that, so the credmaxers really are the winners.

Last year I took out a loan with a bank where the interest meant the extra money I'd pay is 2.8% total on top of what I took out knowing I'll get better than 2.8% returns from investments on the cash no problem and easily pay that back over 12 months. Free damn money.

It's like that bell curve meme. Only the midbrains are worried about paying off debts. The idiots to the left and the smartest people to the right are abusing the Hell out of the system because the stupid ones don't know any better and the smart ones know they'll never suffer any consequences.

Imagine that being the case and not realising. The idea of that ...

2026-05-08T10:11:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…lxxt
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Imagine that being the case and not realising. The idea of that is really funny to me. Like you are at dinner one day eating Nasi Goreng she's cooked for you and suddenly you're like, "Oh. My. God."

> Because the responsible disclosure schedule and the embargo ...

2026-05-08T09:33:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…5qe6
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> Because the responsible disclosure schedule and the embargo have been broken, no patch exists for any distribution. Use the following command to remove the modules in which the vulnerabilities occur and clear the page cache.
>
> `sh -c "printf 'install esp4 /bin/false\ninstall esp6 /bin/false\ninstall rxrpc /bin/false\n' > /etc/modprobe.d/dirtyfrag.conf; rmmod esp4 esp6 rxrpc 2>/dev/null; echo 3 > /proc/sys/vm/drop_caches; true"`

Attached is my reaction.
https://fediverse-lite.com/media/46a7093f-02dd-47c7-81a2-25f0c1e5c225/roblox-death-sound_1.mp3

Vote Democrat.

2026-05-06T04:38:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…knl7
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Vote Democrat.

Very safe bet.

2026-05-05T17:18:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…yezg
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Very safe bet.

https://x.com/IntCyberDigest/status/2051406295828250963?s=20 Jeet ...

2026-05-05T06:06:00Z

https://x.com/IntCyberDigest/status/2051406295828250963?s=20

Jeet Browser

You gotta use a lot of steak seasoning on it to cover up the ...

2026-05-05T05:58:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…9rq8
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You gotta use a lot of steak seasoning on it to cover up the taste of the soap.

For your dedication to physically demanding work, nerd shit, and ...

2026-05-05T05:57:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…pul7
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For your dedication to physically demanding work, nerd shit, and anime I hereby grant you the status of "Honorary Nigger."

Building superior blowjob robots I see.

2026-05-04T15:43:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…edde
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Building superior blowjob robots I see.

Yeah, it does when you pay for it. Musk got around the UK and EU ...

2026-05-02T07:34:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…kjr5
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Yeah, it does when you pay for it. Musk got around the UK and EU hissy fit by putting the lewdness behind an age gated paywall.

Sam Hyde was right when he suggested the most important thing is ...

2026-05-02T07:05:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…nh4t
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Sam Hyde was right when he suggested the most important thing is symmetry.

It has great taste. Never big enough.

2026-05-02T05:46:03Z

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It has great taste. Never big enough.

https://rutube.ru/video/7a975002dcd2d03c566c625955e5ce52/ This ...

2026-04-28T05:14:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…0ps8
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https://rutube.ru/video/7a975002dcd2d03c566c625955e5ce52/

This one was removed for violating community guidelines on YouTube, so you can watch it with a million ad blockers on some fucked up Russian site instead. Not even that fucked up a video.

You know you've found the good shit when you get the warning ...

2026-04-28T05:05:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…dxth
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You know you've found the good shit when you get the warning about suicide before you can watch the video.

top kek ...

2026-04-05T22:53:57Z

top kek

The system is what the system does, and what the system does is ...

2026-04-01T02:44:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…mgyp
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The system is what the system does, and what the system does is segfault.

Don't let them spike your cortisol. The golden rule is: never ...

2026-03-31T05:59:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…dlky
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Don't let them spike your cortisol.

The golden rule is: never listen to a woman.

I don't have gay porn archived, but I do have a lot of files ...

2026-03-21T04:17:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…kgfp
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I don't have gay porn archived, but I do have a lot of files archived of things people have said in the past on video they try to say they never said now. Especially politicians.

And That's a Good Thing

2026-03-21T04:02:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…95sp
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And That's a Good Thing

_talks rapidly in your direction to prove he's right because ...

2026-03-21T04:01:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…d3ml
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_talks rapidly in your direction to prove he's right because fast = right_

Logistics ain't cheap fren.

2026-03-13T22:55:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…2h6k
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Logistics ain't cheap fren.

How many people are high IQ enough to see code in their heads? I ...

2026-03-12T11:35:51Z

How many people are high IQ enough to see code in their heads? I know it's not everyone. I can see lines of code I've written or read before in my head, and I can store probably like blocks of a million lines of code that way.

Never trust anyone who treats animals poorly. Huge red flag.

2026-02-17T05:50:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…0sz5
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Never trust anyone who treats animals poorly. Huge red flag.

Only a foid could be mad at a man for looking good.

2026-02-14T00:58:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…cls8
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Only a foid could be mad at a man for looking good.

The real issue here is that GitHub shows the files in the project ...

2026-02-11T12:57:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…n07r
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The real issue here is that GitHub shows the files in the project above the README and they don't give you the option to show the README first above the files. It's a basic feature they should have added years ago and they still don't have.

This is more lewd than straight up just seeing tits.

2026-02-07T20:11:39Z

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This is more lewd than straight up just seeing tits.

Is this Animorphs?

2026-01-28T16:21:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…3mke
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Is this Animorphs?

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2026-01-28T08:57:10Z

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2026-01-11T07:42:14Z

Is Bob Weir glad that he's dead?

It's the acceleration everyone has been talking about. Had ...

2026-01-03T01:03:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…443l
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It's the acceleration everyone has been talking about. Had none of this happened most people would have thought, "Oh Africans are so exotic." Now all this has happened most people are like, "Fucking get rid of them all."

The flip side is this guy got paid a regular wage to get drunk.

2026-01-01T21:37:29Z

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The flip side is this guy got paid a regular wage to get drunk.

The guy fucked up his life to earn what people earn at his age ...

2026-01-01T21:32:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…00vh
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The guy fucked up his life to earn what people earn at his age doing a normal job.

Ask it to make them Black or Chinese.

2025-12-31T18:57:30Z

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Ask it to make them Black or Chinese.

I watch his clips. He's evolved beyond being a weirdo who ...

2025-12-30T21:09:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…kje7
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I watch his clips. He's evolved beyond being a weirdo who rubs the blood from his gums on the wall to being pretty based.

This guy is only going to end up dead. It doesn't matter if ...

2025-12-25T09:27:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…3zz9
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This guy is only going to end up dead. It doesn't matter if he wins bets of any size because he'll just gamble it again and lose it.

A real nigger moment.

2025-12-24T09:37:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…t3cu
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A real nigger moment.

You can't ever win money from gambling because no matter how ...

2025-12-20T18:41:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…du8u
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You can't ever win money from gambling because no matter how much you win you'll just gamble it again.

Set up an AI agent to reply to people.

2025-12-19T21:40:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…027y
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Set up an AI agent to reply to people.

You're Going To Die (and Why That's a Good Thing)

2025-12-11T11:46:38Z

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You're Going To Die (and Why That's a Good Thing)

What compels a man to talk about a popcorn button or heat pumps? ...

2025-12-01T23:40:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…mu5y
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What compels a man to talk about a popcorn button or heat pumps? Some strange new form of autism clearly.

Tits could be bigger.

2025-11-08T06:44:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…9kcf
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Tits could be bigger.

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2025-10-31T23:21:20Z

I'm declaring Halloween extended until Christmas.

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2025-10-15T15:59:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…6asm
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People don't use Qwen because they don't know which of ...

2025-10-14T05:19:07Z

People don't use Qwen because they don't know which of the 15 million models they need to use.

LOL, now he's trying to trick people into paying him for the ...

2025-10-13T21:24:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…zrl5
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LOL, now he's trying to trick people into paying him for the idea that he could quit drinking without quitting drinking.

If I'm ever bored at work or feel a little down I just stick ...

2025-10-09T08:09:00Z

If I'm ever bored at work or feel a little down I just stick on Best of the Worst in chronological order, especially old episodes, and that carries me through.

He's pretty much saying "I can quit whenever I want." ...

2025-10-08T15:49:34Z

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He's pretty much saying "I can quit whenever I want." Not a good sign.

Why would you upload this?

2025-10-02T10:12:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…vg89
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Why would you upload this?

People never had homes.

2025-10-01T06:24:36Z

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People never had homes.

I wonder if he'll be able to quit.

2025-09-29T18:21:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…rup6
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I wonder if he'll be able to quit.

Medical malpractice is one of the leading causes of death in the ...

2025-09-26T06:01:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…0lun
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Medical malpractice is one of the leading causes of death in the USA.

It's because the woman isn't hot enough.

2025-09-20T15:42:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…hdww
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It's because the woman isn't hot enough.

Those Hollow Knight games look annoying to play. Like a Super ...

2025-09-19T03:18:05Z

Those Hollow Knight games look annoying to play. Like a Super Metroid ROMhack that's way too hard.

Frasier can join the DCU.

2025-09-12T09:04:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…dflt
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Frasier can join the DCU.

He finally got addicted. I think he can stop drinking.

2025-09-11T20:53:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…5vdv
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He finally got addicted. I think he can stop drinking.

Did people vote that he's addicted already?

2025-09-11T20:51:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…4gek
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Did people vote that he's addicted already?

What a cute little kitty.

2025-09-07T11:37:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…f8pp
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What a cute little kitty.

I might set Pleroma to periodically restart. For some reason it ...

2025-09-07T11:36:35Z

I might set Pleroma to periodically restart. For some reason it gets stuck relaying now and then until I restart it.

We're watching a guy destroy himself in real time. It's ...

2025-09-04T19:47:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…svpv
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We're watching a guy destroy himself in real time. It's crazy.

Yeah, it's pretty good. I did have a recent experience though ...

2025-08-30T10:33:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…4cr5
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Yeah, it's pretty good. I did have a recent experience though where I was trying to get some Go code to read from IMAP, couldn't get the fucker to work, gave up, and wrote the thing in Python instead.

If everyone refused to comply with this behaviour the payment ...

2025-08-28T13:23:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…aw2f
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If everyone refused to comply with this behaviour the payment processors would have to step back from it as it would eat into ad revenue too much.

If I ever meet anyone in real life that says "unalive" I ...

2025-08-28T10:55:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…ncza
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If I ever meet anyone in real life that says "unalive" I will brutally murder them.

I've never met a single tranny who hasn't been a horrible ...

2025-08-24T14:53:30Z

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I've never met a single tranny who hasn't been a horrible person.

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2025-08-22T13:23:50Z

LOL

A teenager probably jerked off to this.

2025-08-22T07:00:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…umws
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A teenager probably jerked off to this.

What they really hate is when you make a song called "Heil ...

2025-08-20T11:08:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…6cl7
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What they really hate is when you make a song called "Heil Hitler."

I choose to believe it is and Odin will thank me for that.

2025-08-17T05:52:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…p34p
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I choose to believe it is and Odin will thank me for that.

I need more videos of people catching undercover cops. A need I ...

2025-08-17T05:49:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…rvnf
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I need more videos of people catching undercover cops. A need I did not have before.

I've been predicting since Trump won that AOC will win the ...

2025-08-16T04:18:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…6gtw
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I've been predicting since Trump won that AOC will win the presidency in 2028.

Welcome to IT.

2025-08-13T21:52:02Z

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Welcome to IT.

I might watch this. 😆

2025-08-13T09:12:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…qxh9
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I might watch this. 😆

Go back to posting fit Asian women.

2025-08-13T08:22:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…py9j
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Go back to posting fit Asian women.

People are generally pretty cool. There's a fair few people ...

2025-08-12T02:48:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…ek0l
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People are generally pretty cool. There's a fair few people who are like Nazi LARPers, who are always funny, and there's also crazy ass lefty people who I rarely hear from because their instances defederate from mine because they call my instance fascist.

The best of us mostly alternate saying things that are taboo in typical social media sites and posting pictures of a big pig.

I've yet to see one female "comedian" that didn't ...

2025-08-11T13:08:13Z

I've yet to see one female "comedian" that didn't talk about her vagina.

Getting jeeted.

2025-08-09T08:41:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…pwuq
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Getting jeeted.

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2025-08-02T16:56:33Z

Great song. I'll see him live again this year. I saw him ...

2025-07-31T21:27:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…4lu2
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Great song. I'll see him live again this year. I saw him perform with his brother before his brother sadly died on that tour.

Fighting games need more of people running at people while ...

2025-07-29T19:01:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…f4ej
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Fighting games need more of people running at people while screaming.

Fun trick. Put in a default hidden input that one line of JS ...

2025-07-23T19:41:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…dak4
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Fun trick. Put in a default hidden input that one line of JS removes that should never be submitted in the form, and also one field that must be submitted with a computed value in JS. A lot of jeetcode will fail to remove the hidden field value and/or to include the computed value that must be included. Discard all submissions that don't comply. It's an extremely simple defense against jeetcode that doesn't execute JavaScript on a page.

It also tells you that the market cap of cryptocurrencies has ...

2025-07-23T16:41:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…lt77
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It also tells you that the market cap of cryptocurrencies has risen to the point where it can probably only go up 10X and then after inflation it'll probably never go up again.

It took me a minute to realise he's got shoes around him ...

2025-07-23T05:55:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…2xtr
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It took me a minute to realise he's got shoes around him because he's got skates on and wants to be able to switch to shoes.

GROK IS THIS REAL?

2025-07-17T19:16:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…757w
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GROK IS THIS REAL?

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2025-07-17T18:13:57Z

People really be posting the output of AI they be fapping to.

What's this? This seems heartwarming. Might watch that with ...

2025-07-11T01:40:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…ylj3
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What's this? This seems heartwarming. Might watch that with the wife.

Show me one woman that knows how to load a dishwasher or not fuck ...

2025-07-10T19:47:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…ayt3
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Show me one woman that knows how to load a dishwasher or not fuck up a cast iron pan these days. Very rare.

Fair enough. Very good. I might try it in future. I know I'm ...

2025-07-10T04:46:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…s0h5
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Fair enough. Very good. I might try it in future. I know I'm never gonna run Windows 11 and Windows 10 is the last one I'm ever gonna install. If I can get Proton to run on KDE Neon then I might do that.

I just look at ProtonDB and see that only 10% of games run without bugs, and 40% kind of do with tweaks.

There's no way it runs more than half the games without bugs.

2025-07-10T04:36:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…jlds
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There's no way it runs more than half the games without bugs.

I want you to be right, but you're delusional.

2025-07-10T04:24:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…r47k
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I want you to be right, but you're delusional.

Yeah "The Dark Ages" is a bunch of bullshit. Anyone who ...

2025-07-03T20:36:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…jlzk
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Yeah "The Dark Ages" is a bunch of bullshit. Anyone who believes in "The Dark Ages" is an idiot. There was tons of progress in every century and tons of good shit invented. All of the atheists better say "thank you" when they go to any bar because no matter what they are drinking Christians invented the current versions of probably anything they are drinking, and that's just one example.

Wham, Bam, thank you Maam!

2025-07-02T05:50:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…jz97
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Wham, Bam, thank you Maam!

Sex isn't safe and shouldn't be. I have now made my Hell ...

2025-06-25T05:57:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…05nq
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Sex isn't safe and shouldn't be.

I have now made my Hell thread contribution.

Convince me that anything that's not Bitcoin isn't dead ...

2025-06-24T22:31:07Z

Convince me that anything that's not Bitcoin isn't dead and pointless. Just seems like a trillion dollars that'll be deleted at some point.

I only think Monero is good as a medium of exchange in black market trade and so on.

Tezos is an excellent implementation of smart contracts, probably the best, but no one will probably ever care.

I really couldn't tell you what Solana does that BTC can't now or later.

I do miss the Breitbart days before he admitted that he liked ...

2025-06-24T05:23:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…pzyt
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I do miss the Breitbart days before he admitted that he liked being molested by his priest and that others should try it. Still better was when Andrew Breitbart was alive, but he was too buddy-buddy with Jews.

You're on your way to learning the classic ways of being a ...

2025-06-23T18:47:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…6cxa
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You're on your way to learning the classic ways of being a spammer.

what be this for?

2025-06-23T18:45:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…w2ga
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what be this for?

Trust the Talmud.

2025-06-21T06:34:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…x3cm
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Trust the Talmud.

You will buy ze more expensive Nvidia card be you will be happy.

2025-06-18T13:58:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…phch
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You will buy ze more expensive Nvidia card be you will be happy.

The real zen is knowing that once you can script anything nothing ...

2025-06-11T20:36:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…va6y
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The real zen is knowing that once you can script anything nothing is static, and all things are dynamic. Everything is both hard coded and flexible, and there is no perfect configuration.

I demand big boobies and that's what I married. Get rekt ...

2025-06-04T03:14:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…ljwd
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I demand big boobies and that's what I married. Get rekt bitches.

Sweet Big Chungus of Mine

2025-05-22T04:18:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…9j8n
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Sweet Big Chungus of Mine