Nostr notes by ThePoastmasterGeneral

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2026-07-17T13:06:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…xkmr
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#niggerfriday

GM to everyone whose dog is a seventh generation Beaglecaust ...

2026-07-16T12:15:36Z

GM to everyone whose dog is a seventh generation Beaglecaust survivor

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2026-07-13T17:35:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…wfrh
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It's important to start your day by singing her a heartfelt ...

2026-07-13T17:15:12Z

It's important to start your day by singing her a heartfelt cover of "Simply the Breast" as you engage in some enthusiastic boobie honking

You can thank me later

Imagine how effective Americans would be if they applied their ...

2026-07-13T17:11:09Z

Imagine how effective Americans would be if they applied their flock camera energy to the imported niggers raping and murdering their children

So wait if we pour water on a senator does it just fuck more ...

2026-07-13T17:10:08Z

So wait if we pour water on a senator does it just fuck more kids?

It's the ewes (Content) ...

2026-07-13T15:14:07Z

It's the ewes

(Content)

Working on a technology to grow or shrink @npub1knh…jyg7 's ...

2026-07-11T14:48:52Z

Working on a technology to grow or shrink npub1knh3s5zdvfq3us8thk87kchzqrkzaxprylzdvn75xnt3savt6k0szqjyg7 (npub1knh…jyg7) 's wife by 12 inches so I can more easily build them a bed with dimensional lumber

She's 84 inches of bombshell

2026-07-11T14:46:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…x9tc
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She's 84 inches of bombshell

The founders did not consent to niggers Checkmate, lolberts

2026-07-11T14:46:36Z

The founders did not consent to niggers

Checkmate, lolberts

I've come up with a new sport for White people called ...

2026-07-11T00:06:58Z

I've come up with a new sport for White people called Desportation for #niggerfriday

It's where you round up all the niggers that don't belong somewhere and throw them in the ocean

I think we should start by desporting this entire team of niggers in France

I always thought the dead in the Chirping Dead was the 9-Volt ...

2026-07-10T20:15:53Z

I always thought the dead in the Chirping Dead was the 9-Volt Batteries

Turns out it's the NIGGERS

#niggerfriday

#niggerfriday is all about good news (TND)

2026-07-10T15:12:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…cfd6
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#niggerfriday is all about good news (TND)

#niggerfriday global health news ...

2026-07-10T14:44:55Z

#niggerfriday global health news

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2026-07-10T14:41:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…rm9e
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#niggerfriday pop culture news ...

2026-07-10T14:41:06Z

#niggerfriday pop culture news

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2026-07-10T14:33:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…pkwp
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#niggerfriday breaking news ...

2026-07-10T14:33:54Z

#niggerfriday breaking news

#niggerfriday is about next level N-tower development we used to ...

2026-07-10T14:28:52Z

#niggerfriday is about next level N-tower development

we used to be a real society

I FUCKING HATE TEEN TAKEOVERS #niggerfriday ...

2026-07-10T14:26:53Z

I FUCKING HATE TEEN TAKEOVERS

#niggerfriday

Gm to everyone that told a nigger to respect the flag this fine ...

2026-07-10T14:24:56Z

Gm to everyone that told a nigger to respect the flag this fine #niggerfriday

Can't we just kill them all, brother Nuke the border Then ...

2026-07-10T12:37:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…xn7q
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Can't we just kill them all, brother

Nuke the border

Then nuke everything else

Currysoft she-nigger fires everyone so she can hire her street ...

2026-07-10T12:31:59Z

Currysoft she-nigger fires everyone so she can hire her street shitting nigger cousins

All browns work this way

The only solution is making them afraid to live in your country.

#niggerfriday

quoting
note1cgu…hl56
“More Indians, you say? What a novel idea, Asha!”

A fine #niggerfriday GM to everyone that enjoys a good book ...

2026-07-10T12:25:58Z

A fine #niggerfriday GM to everyone that enjoys a good book

New #niggerfriday apparel just dropped and it's already sold ...

2026-07-10T12:22:02Z

New #niggerfriday apparel just dropped and it's already sold out

Taking a stool sample of this poast to my doctor To check its ...

2026-07-10T12:16:56Z

Taking a stool sample of this poast to my doctor

To check its "content"

quoting
note1lxp…2j8y
ThePoastmasterGeneral (npub1j45…s7kf) (content)

RE: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/028cdf95-d6da-487c-ab58-859105a0629a

note12y8…nga6

WE'RE BACK, #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIO LISTENERS, HERE WITH ANOTHER ...

2026-07-10T12:15:56Z

WE'RE BACK, #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIO LISTENERS, HERE WITH ANOTHER ANGRY TRACK OFF OF BLACK FLOYD'S SEMINAL ALBUM, DEAD CORPSE OF THE COON!

"CRIME" IS ALL ABOUT THE NIGGER EXPERIENCE, AND HOW BLACK FLOYD DECIDED TO SOLVE IT. THIS PROSAIC BALLAD STEEPED IN MYSTIC METAPHOR REALLY WANTS YOU TO REALIZE HOW BEAUTIFUL AND MAGICAL LIFE IS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE LYNCHING NIGGERS ON #NIGGERFRIDAY.

TAKE A CUE FROM THE SONG, LOWER THAT CRIME RATE, TODAY. THESE NIGGERS AREN'T KICKING THEMSELVES OUT OF YOUR HOMES!

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE'S "CRIME" BY BLACK FLOYD!

"Crime"
By Black Floyd

Ticking away the moments that make up a Friday
Niggers just rape the hours in an off-hand way
Chimping around, all these retarded browns in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to realize they're gay

Tired of lying in the sunshine wishing you'd killed niggers on the train
You are young and life is long and there are niggers to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you that it was fun, you finally load your gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the nig but it's sinking
Flailing around, you realize it's trying to swim
All niggers are gay, in a relative way, but you're angry
Shorter of patience, one gay nigger's closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seen such rising violent crime
Nigs that we still haven't caught, or half a tree of swinging chimes
Hanging niggers in quiet desperation is the English way
The crime is gone, their welcome over, thank God that it was #niggerfriday

Home, home again
I like to be here when they're dead
And when I come home bloody and tired
It's good to warm my home with nigs on fire
Far away, across the sea
The swimming of the ugly nigs
Calls the hippos to their lakes
To cast an angry Poastman's magic spell

quoting
note1w37…hgyq
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

IT'S ANOTHER HOT, SUMMER FRIDAY MORNING HERE IN THE #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIO BOOTH AND WE'RE READY TO SEND THOSE NIGGERS SOMEWHERE EVEN HOTTER - AFRICA!

THIS FIRST SONG IS TO GET YOU PUMPED, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT...SHIPPING THOSE COONS BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM IN A BOX. THERE'S NO MORE PATIENCE LEFT IN THE WHITE WORLD FOR STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS, IT'S TIME TO MAKE THEM RUN LIKE HELL.

WHEN BLACK FLOYD FIRST PLAYED "RUN LIKE HELL" DURING A LIVE PERFORMANCE OF THEIR DEAD CORPSE OF THE COON ALBUM, THERE WERE DEAD NIGGERS SCATTERED EVERYWHERE FOR MILES, AND THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

THESE FUCKING NIGGERS HAVE BEEN ENJOYING FREE SHIT ON YOUR PAYCHECK WHILE THEY RAPE THEIR KIDS AND DO DRUGS CONSTANTLY AND ROB YOUR STORES AND HOMES - NO...FUCKING....MORE.

SEE A NIGGER, KILL A NIGGER. IT'S #NIGGERFRIDAY, AFTER ALL, AND WE CAN'T KEEP THIS SHIT UP FOREVER. GET THESE NIGGERS THE FUCK OUT AND LET'S START HAVING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE LIKE #FRENCHDOORFRIDAY WHERE WE ALL IMPROVE THE ENTRANCE FROM OUR BACK PORCH!

CRANK THIS SHIT UP AND HATE THOSE NIGGERS, IT'S FRIDAY, LADS! HERE'S BLACK FLOYD, WITH "RUN LIKE HELL"!

"Run Like Hell"
By Black Floyd

Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger

You better hide from racists with your favourite disguise
With your giant nigger lips and the blank look in your eyes
With your big blue gums and retarded brain
Feel the fatigue rising from your nigger past
With your nerves on alert as the ceiling birb chirps
And the fascists batter down your door
You better run, nigger!

Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger

You better run all day and run all night
And keep your ugly nigger ass locked up inside
And if you're taking an ugly sheboon out tonight
You better go be a nigger somewhere out of sight
'Cause if they catch you on a White street trying to break bike locks
They're gonna send you back to Kenya in a cardboard box
You better run, nigger!

Hey, open up! Hahahahaha!

Nigger, nigger

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING #NIGGERFRIDAY ...

2026-07-10T12:14:54Z

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

IT'S ANOTHER HOT, SUMMER FRIDAY MORNING HERE IN THE #NIGGERFRIDAY RADIO BOOTH AND WE'RE READY TO SEND THOSE NIGGERS SOMEWHERE EVEN HOTTER - AFRICA!

THIS FIRST SONG IS TO GET YOU PUMPED, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT...SHIPPING THOSE COONS BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM IN A BOX. THERE'S NO MORE PATIENCE LEFT IN THE WHITE WORLD FOR STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS, IT'S TIME TO MAKE THEM RUN LIKE HELL.

WHEN BLACK FLOYD FIRST PLAYED "RUN LIKE HELL" DURING A LIVE PERFORMANCE OF THEIR DEAD CORPSE OF THE COON ALBUM, THERE WERE DEAD NIGGERS SCATTERED EVERYWHERE FOR MILES, AND THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.

THESE FUCKING NIGGERS HAVE BEEN ENJOYING FREE SHIT ON YOUR PAYCHECK WHILE THEY RAPE THEIR KIDS AND DO DRUGS CONSTANTLY AND ROB YOUR STORES AND HOMES - NO...FUCKING....MORE.

SEE A NIGGER, KILL A NIGGER. IT'S #NIGGERFRIDAY, AFTER ALL, AND WE CAN'T KEEP THIS SHIT UP FOREVER. GET THESE NIGGERS THE FUCK OUT AND LET'S START HAVING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE LIKE #FRENCHDOORFRIDAY WHERE WE ALL IMPROVE THE ENTRANCE FROM OUR BACK PORCH!

CRANK THIS SHIT UP AND HATE THOSE NIGGERS, IT'S FRIDAY, LADS! HERE'S BLACK FLOYD, WITH "RUN LIKE HELL"!

"Run Like Hell"
By Black Floyd

Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger

You better hide from racists with your favourite disguise
With your giant nigger lips and the blank look in your eyes
With your big blue gums and retarded brain
Feel the fatigue rising from your nigger past
With your nerves on alert as the ceiling birb chirps
And the fascists batter down your door
You better run, nigger!

Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger
Run, run, run, nigger

You better run all day and run all night
And keep your ugly nigger ass locked up inside
And if you're taking an ugly sheboon out tonight
You better go be a nigger somewhere out of sight
'Cause if they catch you on a White street trying to break bike locks
They're gonna send you back to Kenya in a cardboard box
You better run, nigger!

Hey, open up! Hahahahaha!

Nigger, nigger

The secret to living forever is not giving a single fuck about ...

2026-07-06T17:13:28Z

The secret to living forever is not giving a single fuck about anything, especially living forever

Follow me for moar lifehacks

quoting
note1adp…nkmc
> decide he is going to live forever
> spends 2 million per year on personal doctors
> spent 800 million dollars on the worlds most advanced body tracker
> takes over 100 pills a day
> does hyperbaric oxygen treatments every day
> monitors his night time erections for some reason
> steal his son's plasma to inject to keep himself young
> eats all his meals before noon
> goes to bed at 8:30 every night
> travel outside the US to get experimental gene therapy

> get taken out by stomach AIDs and finds out he won't live to 50
> clownmakeup.gif