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2026-07-17 16:24:00 UTC

Are fat people that don't even try to lose weight just retarded? You don't even have to exercise just eat less.
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2026-07-15 19:34:12 UTC

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@nprofile…cvrl Well yeah, do you expect a jew to give out actual gold to Goyim?

2026-07-14 22:24:03 UTC

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@nprofile…7yfj i used the microsoft one at work today (paid) and it literally just gave me bs
asked chat gpt (free version) and it gave a better response
ai shit is overrated for the most part id say
it's good as a tool to help patch up parts you're struggling with rn but that's about it imo

2026-07-11 02:54:45 UTC

when i get shredded, nothing in my life will change besides me trying to seduce women with my body.
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2026-07-08 20:26:05 UTC

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what the freak??
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2026-07-08 04:02:14 UTC

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2026-07-07 03:17:24 UTC

Cunny Monday is over
Tomorrow is Cunny Tuesday

2026-07-06 22:33:34 UTC

when someone asks how i got so fit and i tell them i just went vegan for a couple of months
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2026-07-06 21:05:58 UTC

haha get fucked jews
even on a cut im finally going up a weight after 3 weeks
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2026-07-06 04:34:59 UTC

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@nprofile…lyqu
What!?!??
You mean the degenerate gambling site is owned by the *gasp* degenerates??????

2026-07-06 04:34:04 UTC

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@nprofile…p49c @nprofile…l2c8 I haven’t voted once since turning 18
“Who are you gonna vote for?”
The Jews
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2026-07-06 04:30:40 UTC

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@nprofile…l2c8 ever since they banned Chinese phone manufacturers idc anymore
Nobody else could compete with that level of value

2026-07-06 03:58:40 UTC

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@nprofile…tq97 I stopped going to regular fast food establishments
It’s not worth it. Their meals are too small compared to the macros.

2026-07-04 19:32:21 UTC

This is how girls would look at me if I was slightly taller and had a dental care growing up.
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2026-07-04 19:19:57 UTC

back in the day you'd go to the store and see this bullshit on the shelf labeled "anti virus"
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2026-07-04 14:55:27 UTC

gm any girls?
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2026-07-02 22:32:23 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 she's gooning to me

2026-07-01 01:25:04 UTC

i have a new fetish
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2026-06-29 14:44:58 UTC

My kitty is so cute, so handsome, so baby, so silly, so eepy, so hungry, so playful.

2026-06-28 18:18:26 UTC

i want to become this
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2026-06-28 18:18:02 UTC

new strat
jerk off right before your wedding so you have a clear mind in what you're about to do

2026-06-27 18:55:02 UTC

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@nprofile…eg0v Just inject it into your veins for the most optimal outcome

2026-06-26 13:22:10 UTC

Nigga I made it,
everyday I wake up with a purpose.
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2026-06-23 03:10:57 UTC

I used to write bangers
Straight up poetry
But bitches didn’t appreciate my art
So I regressed
Now I write like a child.

2026-06-21 02:05:46 UTC

girldick > boypussy

2026-06-18 21:54:44 UTC

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@nprofile…p70s @nprofile…tsag ngas cucked

2026-06-13 03:01:15 UTC

ever since i joined fedi ive just been posting straight bullshit
if we were all born a thousand years earlier id be locked up

2026-06-13 03:00:01 UTC

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ground beef on dog would be neat
the biggest problem with dogs i have is that they're like 400 calories each and you can eat them in 3 bites

2026-06-13 02:59:20 UTC

chilidogs sound good in theory
but in practice the chili usually has a diarrhea consistency

2026-06-12 23:50:09 UTC

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@nprofile…h5wj @nprofile…cxwa they're free at the local park btw
and set of parallel bars will do
i used to do them at the gym but ever since i graduated uni i no longer do commercial gyms

2026-06-12 23:48:52 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 im a level 3 truecel fat chud choid with gold status virgin rage btw
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2026-06-12 23:47:41 UTC

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@nprofile…h5wj @nprofile…cxwa i tried skull crushers with weights but they inevitably rape my elbows

2026-06-12 23:47:08 UTC

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@nprofile…h5wj @nprofile…cxwa i mainly want to invest in calisthenic equipment so during my recovery period after surgery i can keep the muscle and mobility i built.
Also reverse dips and sit down pull ups look cool
also hand stand if possible
and the l sit
and reverse lever
many skills

2026-06-12 23:42:42 UTC

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@nprofile…72y8 I'm very sex obsessed but not to the point of ntr
i think ntr is evil and if you don't have sex with someone you love it'll kill your soul
but what do i know im just an incel virgin
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2026-06-12 23:41:40 UTC

unc @nprofile…cxwa thoughts on these?
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2026-06-10 13:46:35 UTC

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2026-06-08 13:39:00 UTC

I was born in the wrong era

2026-06-07 23:58:44 UTC

a simps punishment is his own actions.
an incels punishment is his own existence.

2026-06-04 21:00:54 UTC

me and my child bride (she is 2 years younger than me)

2026-06-03 20:26:08 UTC

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@nprofile…rhdf 4 days lifting
2 days boxing
but it's taken its toll
i do leg day after a boxing day and can feel my strength declining
probably from the cut
but i'm still maintaining weight
it's just my performance is worse

2026-06-03 19:24:28 UTC

Have to skip the gym today.
The 6 days a week while on a cut nonstop activity is taking its toll on my body.
my joints hurt. im unc.

2026-06-03 16:10:51 UTC

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2026-06-03 16:08:02 UTC

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2026-06-03 16:06:35 UTC

Covering my wife in chocolate syrup to trick myself into having sex with her when really i just wanted choclate syrup

2026-06-03 16:06:00 UTC

fat tits on a bad bitch is like ice cream on ice cream
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2026-06-03 15:38:10 UTC

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@nprofile…h5wj the curve in question
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2026-06-01 03:56:43 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 genetics

2026-05-30 18:47:19 UTC

me
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2026-05-29 17:18:39 UTC

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@nprofile…y0ul @nprofile…4c5e @nprofile…r9u2 if you're young and healthy that shouldn't really be a problem for you.

2026-05-27 17:45:48 UTC

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2026-05-25 22:17:39 UTC

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@nprofile…p6ue remember your schooloomf gf who you got married to at 22 and then passed way in her late 60s? yeah she was a rothschild.
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2026-05-21 15:27:12 UTC

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2026-05-21 15:21:14 UTC

I changed all the whores on my contact list to "whore" plus their initials
the problem is they're not my whores just regular whores.
One time I got a call while driving and it said
>incoming call from whore xy
from living this long I realized you don't have to explain yourself to others at all so when people asked why I have that contact name on my phone I just said "it was funny"
they could scream and yell at me all they want but it's my phone and I get to decide what I put in it.
Before long we're all going to be in the ground anyway. And if I make to heaven and they're there, i'm not in heaven.

2026-05-21 02:52:15 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 yeah but never thought it would be like this

2026-05-21 02:37:12 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 its retarded
after the reveal of the truth i lost interest
there's nothing there for them to even get back to
just what? hung out a couple of days as kids?

2026-05-21 02:33:05 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2026-05-21 02:29:32 UTC

@nprofile…l5m0 NIGGER
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME FROM REWATCHING MASAMUNE KUN REVENGE
:steaming_cat: :steaming_cat: :steaming_cat:

2026-05-21 00:27:57 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 ion doing that lil bro
i've seen it firsthand
you'll never live up to the hole a chad left

2026-05-20 23:00:58 UTC

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@nprofile…dcn3 yeah but women are so hypergamous these days even religious niggas just cope and say don’t care about their past
The truth is if you’re older than 20 you’re not getting a virgin.
So just choose the prettiest whore to wife up

2026-05-20 21:38:01 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag and i was told if i worked hard id have a house, car, wife, and kids.
but not everything jews tell us is the truth, now is it?

2026-05-20 14:17:56 UTC

happened to me once
religious "leader" be saying ts
>her past is her own you shouldn't care about it
NIGGER!!!!!
fk you talm bout!
I lowk touched up on my mommy but that's in the past!!!
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2026-05-20 02:23:41 UTC

who wants to have sex

2026-05-18 19:02:44 UTC

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@nprofile…y0ul is this knowledge valuable? idk if i'll ever even have the chance to use it.

2026-05-18 18:57:41 UTC

some guy once told me you should finger your wife to completion before ever putting it in.
Idk why he told me that
i was in highschool
he was an old man.
maybe he wanted the knowledge to live on.

2026-05-18 04:01:40 UTC

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@nprofile…5fvr which one of you is this

2026-05-18 04:00:29 UTC

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@nprofile…f02u is there a girl version

2026-05-17 21:43:15 UTC

happened to me award
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2026-05-17 21:39:01 UTC

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2026-05-17 21:38:46 UTC

yomby
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2026-05-17 21:37:12 UTC

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2026-05-17 21:35:46 UTC

bought minecraft
played it for 20 minutes
feels sad and lonely.
I have lost my creativity

2026-05-17 19:39:26 UTC

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@nprofile…p49c As a kid i wanted to do something good in the world
but i just turned out to be a weak pathetic disgusting nigger
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2026-05-17 13:43:06 UTC

tripple T is more art than you'll ever be
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2026-05-15 20:49:51 UTC

just saw a nigga selling 9 bottles of juice for $68

2026-05-12 20:09:31 UTC

white woman stuck her fingers in my mouth today. :akkoCry: my mouth has been colonized

2026-05-12 14:54:55 UTC

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@nprofile…y0ul my parents used to be like that
time has changed them though

2026-05-11 23:41:41 UTC

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2026-05-11 04:28:37 UTC

i should start causing problems

2026-05-11 02:52:40 UTC

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@nprofile…m82g nuggets are the worst food in existence

2026-05-11 02:50:48 UTC

i'm tired of burgers
im tired of chicken tenders
whats new under the sun?
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2026-05-11 02:49:18 UTC

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2026-05-09 21:20:17 UTC

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2026-05-09 21:12:23 UTC

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2026-05-08 16:15:04 UTC

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2026-05-06 19:59:14 UTC

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2026-05-05 15:14:07 UTC

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2026-05-04 21:45:50 UTC

@nprofile…0szy
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2026-05-04 14:45:53 UTC

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utterly fucked up piece of shit update.
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2026-05-04 14:42:08 UTC

is it possible to make this on pleroma?
I will try now instead of working.
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2026-05-03 17:48:51 UTC

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2026-05-02 00:51:24 UTC

i should've killed myself when i turned 8
because wtf is this shit!
8 hours of pure torture every week!???

2026-05-01 20:55:46 UTC

falafel Alhamdulilah
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2026-05-01 16:40:42 UTC

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@nprofile…kdjy I got very lucky to be directly in the middle
if i was any shorter i would kms
If i was any taller i'd be having sex with whores

2026-05-01 02:32:19 UTC

i wish porn didn't exist and the closest thing we had was ladies dancing in nice dresses on reels

2026-04-26 04:20:22 UTC

Highkey even if she's my wife
i'm just gonna watch what she does before reacting if she's ever approached by another man.
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2026-04-22 02:53:27 UTC

I used to be her age and felt the same. now i'm older than her and feel the same.
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2026-04-20 03:11:19 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag that mans never!!!!!!! :akkoCry:
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