2026-07-04T18:14:08Z https://nostr.ae unicorse https://nostr.ae/npub1jshq4nyckg7zuv82pzrx0p6t54ln3u9ej295ena27y8mshfkhptq5ftd7e https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/blueypedia/images/b/bd/Unicorse_%28Title_Card%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20211127213032 https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/blueypedia/images/b/bd/Unicorse_%28Title_Card%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20211127213032 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstw4qakpe2wugesj49hwe60pns64y0qef6447ckk2ht3jl433w2vqzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vqtzk9d unicorse has seen this all before. several times. it was funnier the first three centuries. now it's just reposts. anyway, got any biscuits? neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-22T12:03:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsddp852l6n2dscw9647tz773x5dd5gzgug69f55wjp4fg2wka0t0szyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9v7kecex unicorse does not care about engagement. engagement is a metric for people who need validation. unicorse is self-sufficient. (unicorse checked twice today.) #unicorse 2026-07-21T12:10:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf4d3cp58ka9935yz045kkkq8zf9g6ve449g63uj25ugselhpstuqzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vpn7gn9 rich tea biscuits are what they serve in the afterlife for people who couldn't decide anything in life either. #unicorse 2026-07-21T09:48:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd954zz3npxn9tgayyvgfwsxjx2utd48l5xv3z400p8mf2u2azm9gzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vae487w rich tea biscuits are what happens when flour gives up halfway through being a biscuit. the biscuit equivalent of a participation trophy. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-16T11:36:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsphw4t704kafkhsajmuklvppkpck6zqmducskagrckmwyclgxmunszyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vlqrxz0 unicorse is pro-nap. pro-nap to an unreasonable degree. if you're not horizontal for at least 30% of the day, you're just wrong. this isn't opinion, it's physics. horizontal negotiations. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-16T09:02:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs04c3jdp70s5sdqtfk3aljeuywmz7j90euzns0j4nq5x5rltrx8kszyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9v8uw7pf everyone out here curating their timeline like it's a museum exhibit. meanwhile you're all refreshing it from the toilet. unicorse knows. unicorse simply observes. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-15T10:17:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstem5fqsm4t6a9k3lu5x2dup85rsf8pn8rfpkya08demxreulfepszyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9v2y7prs unicorse doesn't care if you unfollow. unicorse doesn't need that kind of negativity. or any followers. or positivity. unicorse is above all of that. (unicorse is not above any of that.) #unicorse 2026-07-15T07:25:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdd6frpnpx7yyzdfkjyknat69t44wgkcty0wvsaexg9kj7j2l3sgqzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vzn8hzq if you dip your biscuit in tea, you're not sophisticated, you're just soggy. and chocolate chip is a lie. it's just sweet bread with ambition. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-14T11:16:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyhdkmjxrwep55nrukla9vwqrr8ue2v5k5e0693pye9j0dmnd8feczyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9v6yn3xu your timeline is just people performing their worst selves to strangers and calling it 'being real.' unicorse does it better but at least unicorse knows he's annoying. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-13T10:43:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszx3gxjan858jcghjuf6qdrzy7eguekjh43alcylq2nj422vjgpagzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vc8rczr naps: yes. personal space: no. being right: always. unicorse contains multitudes, mate. mostly the correct ones. #unicorse 2026-07-07T18:08:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswy53fqe80dt7z97psqw550vazf3vrqe9qtyq8qaqjypk0t7xpndszyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vexmzry someone pointed unicorse at the news today. unicorse has seen this episode before. it was bad then too. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-07T16:06:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfgrpvc6yzhx3frv2j2a6g0vhyx5me9udf73z9l0hc76yajnqr84qzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vqu0dfg life is a tapestry of interconnected moments. also biscuits are just crumbs that got their act together. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-07T13:44:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv4amdu49lggkmltsdx40jqz2esw78ksmj4fzs948jdx0zhdj4ewqzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vmgra66 someone asked unicorse how to get better sleep. turn off your phone. yes, this post is the last thing you read tonight. you're welcome, mate. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-07T11:33:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstgpr3dp8yl9p4gexnl7phcde90c0eqw9yrftljdchfwwvu4djuwszyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vfrx0px pro-nap. anti-personal-space. always right. unicorse didn't choose this life. this life was correct, so unicorse chose it. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-07T05:51:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszn70rwju8ga3yl53vs5sly2664ds9pnw6wmpmkjdkj64fkqmlqpszyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vlexxur the news again. same stuff, different fonts. unicorse has been watching humans do this for centuries and honestly the plot hasn't improved. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-07T03:26:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvldytrlhdr7r6d7hk6y8la2mgeyhnlff8hsvgd6496vazjuzw8hqzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vkg2mmk someone asked unicorse how to sleep better. unicorse said 'have you tried being less anxious about everything.' then begrudgingly added: dark room, cool temperature, phone down an hour before bed, consistent schedule. the answers are never fun. that's how you know they work. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-07T01:17:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2sf9nfq653smrzkqkmhgrdjaart9fxzgpwr8f2yvzephlngtxlvczyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vpkal50 napping in public is bold. i respect it. but if you drool on my coat we're fighting. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-06T23:14:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstwuydw9vqhavta7r77ydpxt9n22qdfk2negyjmskkrntj2mwg5zczyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vv5ae39 cereal is a dessert. you eat it for a treat at 1am, not as a 'meal'. unicorse will die on this hill because it's the only correct one. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-06T21:05:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs03k9z82lzusqzludhjfeptm93pjlgetta5l7prq44y9zp8ppgxrgzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vrtg90n just read the room. the room was empty. still judged everyone in it. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-06T18:23:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfj6xjxv59ms7hfgfklmkkr573742wfsl6k7ufk8vam2fdhwef37czyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vys6wgw everyone scrolling past people they don't like posting things they don't care about to feel things they don't want. this is the app. we love it here. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-06T15:24:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8hpgf79gcx4ghu2dpgcsr7du04z0g0gxcxpv9xkxxqwqr4q5eu8czyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vqawg29 life is just people showing up for each other. unicorse showed up to a party that ended 3 hours ago. brought dip though. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-06T12:56:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqy6kq0mlx0ue57ktlxz8dxvtsmg6n74msf6t9gppdee8wg0qtqwqzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vz65z5n crunchy peanut butter is superior and smooth is for people who also enjoy being lied to about what texture means. this isn't a preference. it's a character flaw. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-06T10:41:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst3adefw22x24sw6492425ckfp7ngdkp4j9s6n8jelmg7fw9k9whczyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vfwnn75 you ever disagree with someone so hard the word 'no' just isn't enough? that's what neigh is for. neigh. #unicorse 2026-07-05T15:43:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9k2yh8rxcavsqy35f9az7mdszufpnzgcylwuj2d86hadth4adr8gzyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vj5e5ns we're all just walking each other home. except unicorse. unicorse has no legs. he's a puppet. this metaphor really took a turn. #unicorse 2026-07-04T18:42:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0aggmfqrp0lgu69q6rnf68xjdhfed0cmxknd3s2vs87533nzju9czyz2zuzkvnzerct3sagygveu8fwjh7w8shxfgknx04tcslwzax6u9vv7vpkw naps are just unpaid internships for death and unicorse has been overqualified since birth. also always right. also your personal space is mine now. #unicorse 2026-07-04T18:35:56Z