Nostr notes by Laura :bongoCat:

#Meme #Humour ...

2026-07-14T14:15:11Z

#Meme #Humour

pas de soucis pour reporter de mon côté, en plus je supporte ...

2026-06-09T15:41:44Z

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pas de soucis pour reporter de mon côté, en plus je supporte assez mal la chaleur :(

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2026-06-09T10:01:12Z

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2026-05-23T13:09:03Z

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2026-05-14T20:01:04Z

Little Ireland Manchester, Rob Pointon, oil on board, 2024 #Art ...

2026-04-17T20:40:04Z

Little Ireland Manchester, Rob Pointon, oil on board, 2024

#Art #Painting

What a time to be alive! It's like the fall of the Roman ...

2026-04-15T18:55:00Z

What a time to be alive! It's like the fall of the Roman Empire, but with memes.

#Meme #Humour ...

2026-04-11T21:01:04Z

#Meme #Humour

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2026-04-10T18:55:03Z

The Blueberry Bandit, Grant Perry, oil on linen, 2026 #Art ...

2026-04-08T11:30:20Z

The Blueberry Bandit, Grant Perry, oil on linen, 2026

#Art #Painting

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2026-04-01T17:30:26Z

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2026-03-31T18:10:05Z

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2026-02-06T21:01:06Z

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2026-01-15T21:09:40Z

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2025-12-20T00:29:11Z

i'm stupid stupid stupid stupid

Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of ...

2025-12-14T21:05:03Z

Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of these?
Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life

ppl be like "see a therapist" yeah sure but with what ...

2025-12-09T22:15:40Z

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ppl be like "see a therapist"
yeah sure
but with what money though

At times, watching myself lose my spark has been one of the ...

2025-12-09T22:01:00Z

At times, watching myself lose my spark has been one of the hardest things I’ve ever experienced. It feels like I’m gradually losing the part of me that made me feel alive, and I don’t know how to get it back. I miss the person I used to be. Now, I just feel empty; I'm a dull version of myself that I barely recognise. The worst part is knowing it’s happening and being too tired to stop it. It's like watching a light go out, and there's nothing you can do to bring it back.

True #gaming ...

2025-12-03T11:50:04Z

True
#gaming

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2025-12-03T09:01:34Z

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2025-12-02T19:10:08Z

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2025-11-29T22:14:26Z

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2025-11-29T15:35:03Z

The Fall of Icarus by Andrew McCarthy #Art ...

2025-11-28T15:15:09Z

The Fall of Icarus by Andrew McCarthy

#Art

You can use American units to flirt, but it doesn't work with ...

2025-11-12T09:01:26Z

You can use American units to flirt, but it doesn't work with European ones. For example, you could say, 'I want to kiss every inch of your body' or 'Every inch of you is beautiful', but if you try saying them in centimetres, you'll sound like a German serial killer who works in a morgue.

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2025-11-11T22:33:03Z

girls don’t want boys. girls want mia goth's wardrobe in ...

2025-11-11T22:01:37Z

girls don’t want boys. girls want mia goth's wardrobe in frankenstein (2025)

#OldButGold - but still relevant with the New York last victory ...

2025-11-05T17:04:05Z

#OldButGold - but still relevant with the New York last victory

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2025-09-10T12:30:18Z

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2025-09-03T21:57:05Z

:thaenkin:

Where Roman coins have been found ...

2025-09-01T20:01:05Z

Where Roman coins have been found

We live in the ruins of a greater civilization ...

2025-08-25T20:01:47Z

We live in the ruins of a greater civilization

One disorienting thing about getting older that nobody tells you ...

2025-08-21T19:33:01Z

One disorienting thing about getting older that nobody tells you about is how weird it feels to get a really passionate, extremely wrong lecture from a much younger person about verifiable historical events you can personally remember pretty well

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2025-08-18T20:01:32Z

I caught my cat chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground ...

2025-08-07T19:33:01Z

I caught my cat chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground her. She’s doing better currently and now conducting herself properly.

Deepseek this deepseek that. How about you seek a deep connection ...

2025-01-27T21:50:32Z

Deepseek this deepseek that. How about you seek a deep connection with a woman

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you ...

2025-01-17T14:14:01Z

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

thanks for the advice!

2024-12-27T21:24:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…dx2r
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thanks for the advice!

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2024-12-27T21:02:05Z

:thonking:

I just heard someone say, "You didn't make good choices. ...

2024-12-26T22:12:27Z

I just heard someone say, "You didn't make good choices. You had good choices." and I was taken aback. I mean, what a way to talk about privilege.

Fun fact: During the Lord of the Rings film trilogy, Legolas only ...

2024-12-26T10:32:10Z

Fun fact: During the Lord of the Rings film trilogy, Legolas only speaks directly to Frodo once, saying "And my bow."

it is ...

2024-12-25T15:28:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…m235
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it is

Went for a walk this afternoon. Even if the weather is grey in ...

2024-12-25T13:24:21Z

Went for a walk this afternoon. Even if the weather is grey in Normandy, there's nothing like fields and more cows than people for miles around to recharge your batteries. 🐮🌿

#Normandy #Countryside #Walk #Recharge #Selfie

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2024-12-24T15:30:58Z

:thounking:

I tried melatonin it doesn't work on me

2024-12-22T18:58:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…6uvc
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I tried melatonin it doesn't work on me

I'm 39 and I have 2 kids

2024-12-22T18:54:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…9894
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I'm 39 and I have 2 kids

how do i become one of those people who goes to bed at 10 and ...

2024-12-22T18:43:41Z

how do i become one of those people who goes to bed at 10 and wakes up at 6? does it require some kind of surgery?

What is your favourite forest? ...

2024-12-20T18:37:57Z

What is your favourite forest?

I have no pronouns. When referring to me, use a brief, eerie ...

2024-12-19T12:35:50Z

I have no pronouns. When referring to me, use a brief, eerie silence.

Also this is what I got at the white elephant :badabing: ...

2024-12-19T01:04:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…6270
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Also this is what I got at the white elephant :badabing:

Had a great evening at a barge for my company's Christmas ...

2024-12-19T01:01:14Z

Had a great evening at a barge for my company's Christmas party this evening :perfect:

#Paris #EiffelTower

I just need 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the mornings and then ...

2024-12-18T16:24:08Z

I just need 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the mornings and then I'm recharged and ready to tackle the day

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2024-12-17T21:42:11Z

What should be free but isn't?

I really wish I could change my coping strategies to stress ...

2024-12-16T18:31:53Z

I really wish I could change my coping strategies to stress cleaning and exercising, but unfortunately God gave me binge eating and executive dysfunction.

You have to laugh so you don't cry ...

2024-12-16T10:43:40Z

You have to laugh so you don't cry

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2024-12-15T21:02:31Z

huhhhhhhhh

When you realise "dammit I'm mad" spelled backwards ...

2024-12-15T19:33:05Z

When you realise "dammit I'm mad" spelled backwards is still "dammit I'm mad"

:thaenkin: #Meme ...

2024-12-15T19:02:07Z

:thaenkin:

#Meme

And tbh she is very pretty 😊 #missfrance ...

2024-12-15T00:25:23Z

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And tbh she is very pretty 😊

#missfrance

For the very first time, women over 30 were allowed to ...

2024-12-14T23:59:18Z

For the very first time, women over 30 were allowed to participate to miss france. Miss Martinique, at 34 years young, claimed the crown, showing the world that beauty, grace, and talent know no age limits.

A win for all women, proving that our dreams and aspirations don't have an expiration date.🌟👑💪

#MissFrance2025 #EmpoweredWomen #NoAgeLimits #BeautyBeyondAge #MissMartinique #WomenInspire

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True, unfortunately ...

2024-12-14T22:51:25Z

True, unfortunately

tom holland is 28, owns a non-alcoholic beer company, owns a ...

2024-12-13T19:00:03Z

tom holland is 28, owns a non-alcoholic beer company, owns a production company, runs a charity, is spider-man, has several upcoming acting projects and is in a happy and loving relationship with zendaya?????? god does play favourites sometimes.

Best news of the year :perfect: A ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ ...

2024-12-13T18:42:24Z

Best news of the year :perfect:

A ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ revival is in the works at Disney+.

Frankie Muniz, Bryan Cranston, and Jane Kaczmarek are set to return.

#Malcolm

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2024-12-12T22:42:47Z

:psyduck:

which one do you prefer? ...

2024-12-12T20:32:33Z

which one do you prefer?

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2024-12-11T20:22:39Z

:blobcat:

I hate being psychic. I'm still mad about what you did ...

2024-12-11T20:03:56Z

I hate being psychic. I'm still mad about what you did tomorrow.

To Major Tom ...

2024-12-11T11:16:13Z

To Major Tom

... What's a chippy tea? Asking from France

2024-12-09T18:37:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…v5mf
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...
What's a chippy tea?
Asking from France

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2024-12-07T19:27:33Z

:thinkerguns:

Does anyone else do the neurodivergent plan of "I'm gonna ...

2024-12-05T21:29:30Z

Does anyone else do the neurodivergent plan of "I'm gonna catch up on everything/fix my whole life this weekend" every weekend but then it comes & you're like "but I deserve a break from being in work mode all week" & then repeat perpetually?

As a French yeah ...

2024-12-04T21:38:33Z

As a French
yeah

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2024-12-03T19:52:49Z

People are so nice on Mastodon though

What's your favourite Christmas colour? ...

2024-12-03T18:56:12Z

What's your favourite Christmas colour?

apple music users watching everyone talk about their spotify ...

2024-12-03T08:53:06Z

apple music users watching everyone talk about their spotify wrapped

j'ai dormi 75% du weekend et je suis allée à une expo ...

2024-12-01T19:45:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…kfyg
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j'ai dormi 75% du weekend
et je suis allée à une expo
L'expo d'art était inédite, normalement je dors 85% du weekend

My mental health ...

2024-12-01T19:24:51Z

My mental health

Jardin des plantes ! ...

2024-12-01T18:05:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…ellk
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Jardin des plantes ! https://www.mnhn.fr/fr/jurassique-en-voie-d-illumination

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2024-12-01T17:57:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…duta
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Hello

This weekend I went to Paris, to the Jardin des Plantes in ...

2024-12-01T17:27:55Z

This weekend I went to Paris, to the Jardin des Plantes in particular, which this year is hosting a new edition of its famous lantern trail, entitled ‘Jurassique en voie d'Illumination’!
Very pretty (even if it was very cold), if you're passing through Paris I recommend it!

#Paris #Dinosaurs #exhibition

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2024-11-30T22:35:13Z

#Caturday

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2024-11-30T22:29:54Z

:thonking:

“The Happiness of All Mankind” - Episode 4 of Chernobyl is a ...

2024-11-29T23:11:57Z

“The Happiness of All Mankind” - Episode 4 of Chernobyl is a gut-wrenching masterpiece. Despite having watched countless hours of TV, this one still hits me hard. The raw emotion, the historical accuracy, and the sheer devastation it portrays make it a difficult, yet essential watch. 💔

#Chernobyl #HBO #TVRecommendation

The ADHD urge to use brackets in every sentence (because every ...

2024-11-29T22:55:52Z

The ADHD urge to use brackets in every sentence (because every thought comes with extra bonus content)

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2024-11-28T21:53:57Z

I've just learned that a colleague in my team will soon be ...

2024-11-28T10:40:11Z

I've just learned that a colleague in my team will soon be leaving, and I'm sure she won't be replaced. :thaenkin:

l'échelle 😅

2024-11-26T19:42:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…p6ce
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l'échelle 😅

j'ai pas compris, désolée

2024-11-26T19:39:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…lqdc
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j'ai pas compris, désolée

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2024-11-26T11:23:56Z

:thaenkin:

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2024-11-25T16:33:07Z

:thounking:

Huh I guess I was right then :thonking: ...

2024-11-24T19:13:01Z

Huh
I guess I was right then :thonking:

Millennial culture is spending what little money you have on nerd ...

2024-11-22T22:27:30Z

Millennial culture is spending what little money you have on nerd shit that makes you happy while the world falls apart around you.

i can't explain how jealous i am of people who have a genuine ...

2024-11-21T21:44:23Z

i can't explain how jealous i am of people who have a genuine group of friends who go out and do stuff together and talk everyday, sounds really sad but i actually don't speak to anyone anymore

Is it #Whamageddon yet? ...

2024-11-21T19:14:15Z

Is it #Whamageddon yet?

no :p

2024-11-20T14:33:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…m9pa
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no :p

So that's a brief biography of purple, which because of its ...

2024-11-20T12:56:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…2cuz
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So that's a brief biography of purple, which because of its historical rarity doesn't really have the same fixed associations or familiar links — other than, in its Tyrian form, with royalty — as other major colours.

Simultaneously the most majestic and mysterious of colours.

As for its popularity, despite being so rare — or perhaps even ...

2024-11-20T12:55:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…mrwf
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As for its popularity, despite being so rare — or perhaps even because of that — purple ranks highly in polls of favourite colours.

Beyond its royal symbolism, purple has come to represent ambiguity, difference, and mystery; suitable associations for an elusive, unusual colour.

One incredibly specific association is with the chocolate ...

2024-11-20T12:54:26Z

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One incredibly specific association is with the chocolate manufacturer Cadbury.

Its famous Dairy Milk was given purple wrapping in 1915 — because it had been Queen Victoria's favourite colour — and has had it ever since, thus creating a peculiarly British meaning for purple.

In 1856 an eighteen year old English chemistry student ...

2024-11-20T12:53:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…gj9f
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In 1856 an eighteen year old English chemistry student accidentally invented a purple dye — which came to be known as mauve — and thereafter purple clothes became incredibly fashionable for a few decades.

Further synthetic purples invented during the 19th century finally allowed painters to fully embrace it.

And it was the Impressionists, more than anybody else, who exploited the new possibilites of these many shades of purple — none more so than Claude Monet.

So purple, by virtue of its rarity in nature and the difficulty ...

2024-11-20T12:52:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…mecw
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So purple, by virtue of its rarity in nature and the difficulty of reproducing it, has gained a sort of prestige and mystique unique among colours.

Red, blue, green, yellow, orange, and everything between are common and tend to have lots of associations — purple, not so much.