2026-07-22T00:31:24+02:00 https://nostr.ae Enema Cowboy https://nostr.ae/npub1ka5kwqjgufrr8jr2rpg35a6stkgnpf8wllxt8060l6xg7yz0zgzqn8r72v https://media.dotnet.social/system/accounts/avatars/109/418/364/489/428/663/original/fae05968fa32faee.png https://media.dotnet.social/system/accounts/avatars/109/418/364/489/428/663/original/fae05968fa32faee.png https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswukw3y6hl4x325llmrvsvdtsgqqxqyrdwsvaat9wjvc6u4pt7prqzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgsssenq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9anuxssr6klugnkpwxz00tuyftjar0n67k60c4f94py6k6y0d5wcs50yv3'>nevent1q…0yv3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🎵 Where was I? I forgot the point that I was making<br/>I said if I was smart that I would save up for a piece of string<br/>And a rock to wind the string around 🎵 2026-05-19T21:18:38+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf08z4g8w6sravntr4cdnx59lu9pm0499dey8hhylpfnalfqql6ugzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqg3ryrjk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9anuxssr6klugnkpwxz00tuyftjar0n67k60c4f94py6k6y0d5wcs50yv3'>nevent1q…0yv3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you can get some of those old school non-optical mouse balls, those make an excellent core for monkey&#39;s fists tied with paracord. 2026-05-19T21:15:26+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswpg7aasunq5dueajc5wc4fq6fn2kw8npweqph5sqt62szgsaxjcczyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgdwf0x8 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgrctms7fte8tv55xd5cgtq5skewez6tm0dftcvafs2v263w64s0s0cky04'>nevent1q…ky04</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cute kitty! 2026-05-19T20:12:11+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd63qvt00wecme40pedzfmc347lf5pumuk759f7sa97069eshe7fqzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgv9mnfg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsg2f2kxxpt7hk37rhsyqx30gpckta4m2y5vdlpylfazm6gekqywzsnyvhel'>nevent1q…vhel</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Unsinkable Sam rules.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/stories/ships-cats">https://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/stories/ships-cats</a> 2026-05-19T19:49:59+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvgz47ap9lc0fugmt9pk0wx0lq46khvncvs63kr2zpr9vj5uqtecczyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqg9ml4py In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszqsrn87yl3574hhq69pyddvev6skeu88d4my5xvjfvlsvxfe5crq92080k'>nevent1q…080k</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Damn Royal Navy, getting monkey fists banned, AND getting rid of Ship&#39;s Cats. 2026-05-19T19:45:48+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspxptxw4tdnntlahhu3mdmh6rfjmcsmuvvl8e69l3d8w7vz8g5vvszyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqg0g2w4d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd22sxd8fnyn7utjwsdyga9kkd8r3q57q00zrslwnza888yaqz58qyt5q7y'>nevent1q…5q7y</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I have tied monkey-fists. They have also been known to be used by sailors as impromptu saps. 2026-05-19T19:44:21+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs85yp0qeycextwhdsfhuzg8plcxxl478sc95uzxee2an0jun6nk7szyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgzr0m4p In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0k9qe0eg4855uylyz295mwcxw4hxetefkznqdl4cgre7hnewzapcuggwrh'>nevent1q…gwrh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Not until assembled. :) 2026-05-19T18:43:17+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgaq9j75dz0apyrj6w6u6qfx2mhdesad5mv7h5jhvxqe6gu66lrsgzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgrhjrqm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv8vsd0gehrma349fe64hyvpfxfhzxkghxxtv5yjvtfvqg3k4ksqcvullxh'>nevent1q…llxh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolas</a><br/><br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sancp758qz9pm2yq4yd2nwqdvhkeuekwd5kk8g4hylvkfxfcf3tqs5jgxu" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>DoomsdaysCW</span> (<span class="italic">npub1san…jgxu</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1egewfnyqxxphn0lu8y5hhuexya605fuxun7ng3nmsrlcq5fc6f7qxhvd5r" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>Quixoticgeek</span> (<span class="italic">npub1ege…vd5r</span>)</a></span> <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1r8w5hp37meqecf8s3a2su75dclg9kncafwpaxump98nklvyh2sesa39e6n" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>aprilfollies</span> (<span class="italic">npub1r8w…9e6n</span>)</a></span> 2026-05-19T18:37:07+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz9t7n5pwhecreyaj33g6kda0440heenz7ztzxy0vy7lh5gkvp0tszyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqg2fm9vz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswc9ljnc27rxhmg6tpcyqvvgqhz07dpm20ap3u2e6k0vfg6r6tjngf49nzy'>nevent1q…9nzy</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And if you put them in a sock, you can deliver a can of whup-ass if needed. 2026-05-19T18:29:34+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst8zkgulnsu3t6825xglgth664xzuvnualc6d7qlc603ek8jelxjszyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqghfl622 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstj3swrqnhtxfvpa0quwk553zrz7euzdqymgv9mkk3xguevq0fhhghvraq0'>nevent1q…raq0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>And who can forget this?<br/><br/><a href="https://youtu.be/m7YfmWFLbAc">https://youtu.be/m7YfmWFLbAc</a> 2026-05-04T19:37:01+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsth9jumj5enmv7ppxkl2k8frz47fh46ya0a79kuekkqudkuujeshszyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgvdxra6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqswzdu3rw5pjjsev3qayjkmmeez74nat6qj6we206z093jfycm0p7gwygvy2'>nevent1q…gvy2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If I only knew what shit that I believed was stupid. 2026-03-09T19:20:04+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfeu6eyz8d5vlwmd4kvf56myqznjnyst36vp4vyxl2mt6whyl77eqzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgv0j4gj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvj82lz3nk22u4lf4warehvkm8htr48ajw62eg2y38pv866lvsg0qx20wfh'>nevent1q…0wfh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I was in the US Army, a long, long, time ago. Me and my best pal, duffelbag.<br/> <img src="https://dotnet.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/900/662/008/078/929/original/5f5a76020f746ec1.png"> <br/> 2026-01-15T20:04:24+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9vgeykh8y8pkswsq7cyu2vn8u3fuupxg9rf2tdugpsmszrj292rgzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqguvm80l In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspxl4gthtutcmtyxpn7sk9tk328xpx232yxdhj7qfs6tvdp740hjcsw3fl0'>nevent1q…3fl0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>An acronym from my former life. 2026-01-15T19:58:58+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdsjxh2avmksacs0yyuxw4uzx4uppp5tds7j3cf69cdl0sn70rakczyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgu5jwaf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrzpnz9km9ystq0cluefj5ymn772gq5g6x4t2pjq3tgtwc3cd7v7chh5kyj'>nevent1q…5kyj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/> <img src="https://dotnet.social/system/media_attachments/files/115/692/239/609/989/296/original/d13552f48f0afb61.png"> <br/> 2025-12-10T00:38:00+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvwzrjtypvrl3j2a5z598h2m35hjhadf607lf33rrf7tl9vzn6txczyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgmvaq5h In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsv8jr3tymun3lwenavljhqrlwgtg3c28rrz4yhuy78gaf2v30jpqgpx99sl'>nevent1q…99sl</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The Onion has America&#39;s number.<br/><br/><a href="https://theonion.com/man-dying-from-cancer-spends-last-good-day-on-phone-wit-1819578540/">https://theonion.com/man-dying-from-cancer-spends-last-good-day-on-phone-wit-1819578540/</a> 2025-09-24T21:19:18+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2w635gclcdrl4c75zufxpkasyd66p4n64k3hcuny4zl6hlq5anhgzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgmashcm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs84tj7908wjfwek8tnrdc4f6yzrjccacw5560dcelftg3gds32vds6m8lla'>nevent1q…8lla</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I served with someone who had an Airborne pet rock. He went to jump school, found a stone, made a little parachute for it, and released it on each jump. 2025-07-18T17:47:30+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy9etujdykqf35xyk4nf743e2j9jku5c3z5wg6sgnf38jdaapx9yczyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqg808tek In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst4sg86xfggfga2dek6lw5f24ra2np2se9e5vxralclfc6s878e7qlvywha'>nevent1q…ywha</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Religious institutions routinely are granted undeserved regulatory exemptions. 2025-07-14T19:17:30+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstygd5h6px7svkdj62h0hjzpsyed7ajsg2grvuca8ywm753tlxgkgzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgwgy2t3 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsywnv990ppre9x4xrr225pmzusfges9nylwn692r6lkamwvm9q9ughutl45'>nevent1q…tl45</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Funny that you mention that. Back when I was a card-carrying member of the Libertarian Party*, I helped dig a latrine at a Liberty Round Table retreat in Missouri.<br/><br/>*Back when we connected to the internet and BBSes using screaming robots. 2025-06-18T18:58:15+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszyg40m3rzj3hqsag3kpywwq8frh0jsnucapefw0cjwz3l8nt6g5czyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgh5sqlu In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgk6st66k3juqjz0jc4ghjne8kfvxw50nakuzqrnyamvdrydarpmqy84a7n'>nevent1q…4a7n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I remember a prominent libertarian lament about their movement, &#34;Unfortunately they hate Liberals more than they love liberty.&#34; I cannot locate who said this, but it was in regards to many people calling themselves libertarians supporting Trump. 2025-06-18T16:13:02+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqjk3dsgzsnest3uyd6hh0yfzxwu3dvsn7cw4k325rfac9ly9g65qzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgurw3cq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs247u3ngvmwhm4ull8uzt99mrshgrd4s3c5ly05e9pkz54mvme7kcyu7j0g'>nevent1q…7j0g</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>But the M5! 2025-06-04T17:48:15+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgwy2379pjtnr8cgvxe9wpfgh4smekrp74lxd0qhlyvzhmdmugxwgzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgt5d4c9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdju6pxp2687aqa0782zy4rwvn486q889auxhdlap3wf8u8kf60jsacvk6f'>nevent1q…vk6f</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>The slake moths are terrifying. 2025-05-30T18:49:45+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs90q8klfxqry6xt0hgdpv9wdytuv26tkal3kcqxdvruzvgvz2v5sszyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqg98at0v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsz3ksq8pv25hy560y3wp85u5ldydrsrz04h3h0yfwmshah8l7flvg952zv0'>nevent1q…2zv0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>It&#39;s been a long time since I last used JCL. 2025-04-29T13:18:32+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs24ezxvd6d7m2qu8ka7yaaxn58v7sswu0hh32uuxlct9gafj6selczyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgwl0mqq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0drx8tl4qthhxht7jxtdp4pgu3vng4hzpghyj2ea5wyxp7kvk48sfc9wck'>nevent1q…9wck</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>IBM S/370 Assembler 2025-04-29T04:29:28+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswlunt8gtum92w0d25jd2c3ffh7vrv50wh4pt9cqel23rkyz7g30qzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqg0n4mta In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9lf8w6dakndwcgfy2pesqw7fxagxtr4admtl5cqmx2vv46k5gcjg0gt0e7'>nevent1q…t0e7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some word leaked out.<br/> <img src="https://dotnet.social/system/media_attachments/files/114/274/117/642/721/366/original/6f9a0719435d402c.png"> <br/> 2025-04-03T14:51:46+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvhce4ql3lnjcen7qz9u0d2mqk30d926nw6ztcyg746vpd8nzj8sczyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqg2pj5ny In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd3mfnl90th8u8kv2g8tev3fnzaklkctlumdlv3w6rh6ajwv82uzczlkzru'>nevent1q…kzru</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A lot of the code I worked on was single-threaded batch COBOL and S/370 Assembler that ABENDed with such regularity that I quit setting my alarm clock when I was on call. I&#39;d be flabbergasted if an LLM could produce maintainable multi-threaded applications in a contemporary object-oriented language. 2025-03-28T18:17:44+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2xy4gqe24ugvh7zk8jtvjvdskuag52g4acuhvp69xwyhp3ja9xrqzyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgy6pu75 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrv9v3hlcdrcqgt9z8kjm4rt54g9rne42ykr2gzkec898upruxdxgtsrj8e'>nevent1q…rj8e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Would these be the same COBOL batch programs that I worked on 35 years ago? 2025-03-28T17:47:49+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsznfleanjxynnajr24un4x3actvrmmlaye4a59lp0flas4cudx2rszyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqg9y6dva In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszynh4zey5nd6e3ur86dyl6kgmssskwef3kwvnhj0dagjcxew8sdqgex8nv'>nevent1q…x8nv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Some dump trucks have heated beds to keep the asphalt hot until it can be poured. 2024-11-05T19:50:06+01:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx4m80kxm6unttwc6qxeypev6vxqc7yvlufupm4ejkk92trlnlurczyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgjh6a5m Happy Birthday Weird Al! 2024-10-23T17:17:27+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2k3xdrenfawfkjarfck2mqjeammwk4ra9s38mr8ksfg9hp4j5yqszyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgh5kjgq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsx0vkae70wu2vewz9j4dgusd3dj0cysmlx0qwc9y733vpdavkcm6s6jetwa'>nevent1q…etwa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>&#34;Thanks, Pinchy!&#34; 2024-10-22T17:11:33+02:00 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsddrxy5km72pvfqeryx2g5nqcznr7jdvx5y8prcyx4tfe802r7zgszyzmkjeczfr3yvv7gdgv9zxnh2pwezv9yamluevalfllgercsfufqgdux9rk In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2lxxscy4p378hu3p2tgjp5ehlpjlqfua3xqjeamwl6h6kj42cyfch0cjeq'>nevent1q…cjeq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>🎵 Vorhees a jolly good fellow,<br/>Vorhees a jolly good fellow 🎵 2024-09-13T18:33:45+02:00