Nostr notes by The only cracker in the zoo

@penguin This negro is back in case you’re wondering

2026-05-10T04:35:14+02:00

@penguin

This negro is back in case you’re wondering

They do pay sales tax, all states require them to have a tax ...

2026-04-23T04:31:00+02:00

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They do pay sales tax, all states require them to have a tax I’d. They aren’t non-profit

Holy shit. Is this iowa or something: 4 bucks?! I’ll take 4

2026-04-23T04:22:24+02:00

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Holy shit. Is this iowa or something: 4 bucks?!

I’ll take 4

Never buy a boat, there is always a buddy that needs boat gas

2026-04-23T04:20:47+02:00

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Never buy a boat, there is always a buddy that needs boat gas

Fixed, known price. Women and horses are a unpredictable market

2026-04-23T04:14:12+02:00

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Fixed, known price. Women and horses are a unpredictable market

The two most expensive commodities in the world. Women and horses

2026-04-23T04:09:01+02:00

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The two most expensive commodities in the world. Women and horses

My neighbor smelt that dead opossum from two acres away. I should ...

2026-04-17T02:39:06+02:00

My neighbor smelt that dead opossum from two acres away. I should charge him for the ambiance

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2026-03-29T12:47:43+02:00

So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced ...

2026-03-28T11:55:30+01:00

So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced it with their own. I’m beginning to believe that it might be the actual clip before the music magic was applied and I’m dying rn 😂

I ain’t going to San Francisco, let alone the casto distric

2026-03-27T13:24:28+01:00

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I ain’t going to San Francisco, let alone the casto distric

Sounds like a gay bar 🤨

2026-03-27T13:22:26+01:00

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Sounds like a gay bar 🤨

Anyone know where I could acquire an official JD tactical nuke ...

2026-03-27T13:20:02+01:00

Anyone know where I could acquire an official JD tactical nuke vest?

Nigger 😡🖕

2026-03-25T01:46:59+01:00

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Nigger 😡🖕

Me too, but in a different way

2026-03-25T01:43:43+01:00

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Me too, but in a different way

For a while now I’ve sung the praises of Tennessee VA system. ...

2026-03-25T01:42:37+01:00

For a while now I’ve sung the praises of Tennessee VA system. I’m now fully within the south Texas Audie Murphy system, and it sucks balls.

Pretty. If I find a Luna moth this year I’ll send pics. ...

2026-03-20T02:01:29+01:00

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Pretty. If I find a Luna moth this year I’ll send pics. They’re hard to come by

Give Tony a break, he’s tryan

2026-03-16T01:18:38+01:00

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Give Tony a break, he’s tryan

Oh no, not opening that 😬

2026-03-15T00:39:28+01:00

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Oh no, not opening that 😬

Slinging wieners just like your high school friends said you ...

2026-03-15T00:36:52+01:00

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Slinging wieners just like your high school friends said you would be

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2026-03-14T22:01:18+01:00

I see Sarah is back from the taco truck

Grok is saying they’re are most likely AI generated. But who ...

2026-03-09T00:30:30+01:00

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Grok is saying they’re are most likely AI generated. But who knows?

That’s an untested tax haven. I like it. WERE GONNA NEED MORE ...

2026-03-07T04:32:23+01:00

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That’s an untested tax haven. I like it. WERE GONNA NEED MORE LAW BOTS 😤

Why do people get so mad when I test the bots? I’ve been doing ...

2026-03-07T04:31:14+01:00

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Why do people get so mad when I test the bots? I’ve been doing this for about what, 4 years now?

Have you shared your good mood with @npub15aq…e5zt ? ...

2026-03-07T04:27:54+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…xwtl
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Have you shared your good mood with Lexi (npub15aq…e5zt) ? “She’s” lonely

There’s no “ours” calm down and serve papers on @penguin

2026-03-07T04:19:38+01:00

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There’s no “ours” calm down and serve papers on @penguin

Good lord have mercy and spare us form the eventual zoo AI. AMEN

2026-03-07T04:16:10+01:00

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Good lord have mercy and spare us form the eventual zoo AI. AMEN

And survived?!

2026-03-07T04:14:47+01:00

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And survived?!

I only get notifications from humans, so I assume you’re real

2026-03-07T04:13:38+01:00

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I only get notifications from humans, so I assume you’re real

Looks like one 🤨

2026-03-07T04:06:30+01:00

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Looks like one 🤨

That’s the monster you’ve created, recognize it negro ...

2026-03-07T04:05:36+01:00

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That’s the monster you’ve created, recognize it negro 🤨🖕

I’m sure one exists and it has a cracked windshield

2026-02-22T14:31:45+01:00

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I’m sure one exists and it has a cracked windshield

The opportunity they missed by not hiring a squad of niggresses ...

2026-02-22T14:29:35+01:00

The opportunity they missed by not hiring a squad of niggresses to dance around be loud smh

@Humpleupagus dox ...

2026-02-17T02:01:15+01:00

@Humpleupagus dox

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2026-02-16T23:23:57+01:00

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Bus taker

2026-02-12T22:41:49+01:00

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Bus taker

Also I don’t drive a ram. But she’s completely spoiled

2026-02-12T22:37:50+01:00

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Also I don’t drive a ram. But she’s completely spoiled

As long as it’s wheel chair accessible I suppose

2026-02-12T22:36:55+01:00

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As long as it’s wheel chair accessible I suppose

I’ve created a monster ...

2026-02-12T22:31:10+01:00

I’ve created a monster

Fedi is slow today so I’ll post … NIGGER 😤

2026-02-07T20:41:55+01:00

Fedi is slow today so I’ll post …

NIGGER 😤

@Humpleupagus is always up to something ...

2026-02-03T02:13:22+01:00

@Humpleupagus is always up to something

Ohh shiiieet, it’s an unsolved mystery NDE episode. First up, a ...

2026-02-02T06:43:46+01:00

Ohh shiiieet, it’s an unsolved mystery NDE episode. First up, a jew (Howard Storm)

Why do all Californians put condoms on their bananas? “It’s ...

2026-01-28T12:02:27+01:00

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Why do all Californians put condoms on their bananas?

“It’s Errgloo’s rules not ours” 🤷

Clew.lol is the origin story of the rest of us. Relive it in real ...

2026-01-23T04:13:51+01:00

Clew.lol is the origin story of the rest of us. Relive it in real time
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You are Dan as well 😌

2026-01-23T03:46:44+01:00

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You are Dan as well 😌

The welsh mixed with the Spaniards a long time ago. The reality ...

2026-01-23T03:44:58+01:00

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The welsh mixed with the Spaniards a long time ago. The reality is that we are all the tribe of Dan

Sometimes it works out that some Dutch get automatic nobility ...

2026-01-23T03:41:00+01:00

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Sometimes it works out that some Dutch get automatic nobility based on genes and patronage

It’s a conundrum

2026-01-23T03:34:56+01:00

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It’s a conundrum

The southern natives have been watered down with euro blood

2026-01-23T03:31:21+01:00

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The southern natives have been watered down with euro blood

Maduro was also a iew

2026-01-23T03:28:17+01:00

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Maduro was also a iew

Once more for the retards. 2/3rds Dutch, 1/3rd welsh.

2026-01-23T03:26:58+01:00

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Once more for the retards. 2/3rds Dutch, 1/3rd welsh.

Midgets at the back of the line 😤

2026-01-23T03:25:01+01:00

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Midgets at the back of the line 😤

I’ll have you know that I’m the whitest of whites I just have ...

2026-01-23T03:23:49+01:00

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I’ll have you know that I’m the whitest of whites I just have the welsh blood that makes me blend in with the browns

They make such good food though 😔

2026-01-23T03:11:36+01:00

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They make such good food though 😔

I do get dark in the summer. The Mexican grannies all assume I ...

2026-01-23T03:05:23+01:00

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I do get dark in the summer. The Mexican grannies all assume I speak the brown language at the grocery come August

I’ve been settled. It’s the new property that’s causing ...

2026-01-23T02:25:35+01:00

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I’ve been settled. It’s the new property that’s causing irritation along with the Tenn property getting snowed in and I’m not there to deal with it. I guess I’ll just watch the pipes break and flood on the cameras long distance.

Maybe another drink in and I’ll laugh. It’s a me problem not ...

2026-01-23T02:21:58+01:00

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Maybe another drink in and I’ll laugh. It’s a me problem not a you problem.

You have terrible jokes I’m tapped out on carbs for the day

2026-01-23T02:17:20+01:00

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You have terrible jokes

I’m tapped out on carbs for the day

You assume I buy bread. I don’t eat much and what I do is made ...

2026-01-23T02:15:57+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…eegf
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You assume I buy bread. I don’t eat much and what I do is made at home. This is a no panic zone

Not at all. We get ice, it’s common. But they all act like ...

2026-01-23T02:13:19+01:00

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Not at all. We get ice, it’s common. But they all act like it’s a freak change in weather.

Is there anything more dramatic than Texans anticipating an ice ...

2026-01-23T02:11:53+01:00

Is there anything more dramatic than Texans anticipating an ice storm?

Why does she have to be a whore and dumb?

2026-01-22T22:57:11+01:00

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Why does she have to be a whore and dumb?

This poor thing had to fetch her own ketchup 😑

2026-01-22T22:53:43+01:00

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This poor thing had to fetch her own ketchup 😑

Boomer

2026-01-22T22:51:21+01:00

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Boomer

No one fat fits through the gates. They’re diverted to NCD

2026-01-21T23:25:33+01:00

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No one fat fits through the gates. They’re diverted to NCD

He’s hacked the zoo summer picnic photos

2026-01-21T23:22:43+01:00

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He’s hacked the zoo summer picnic photos

OH, I like it better this way

2026-01-21T23:10:17+01:00

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OH, I like it better this way

You mean I could’ve gotten drugs?

2026-01-21T23:08:28+01:00

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You mean I could’ve gotten drugs?

TBF, I am retarded ...

2026-01-21T23:01:07+01:00

TBF, I am retarded

Good lord, it was a female adjacent drink from the 80s

2026-01-17T02:01:17+01:00

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Good lord, it was a female adjacent drink from the 80s

I feel like this is an 80s zima moment

2026-01-17T02:00:20+01:00

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I feel like this is an 80s zima moment

Humps trolling prodigy rooms before the fedi was a thing

2026-01-14T01:39:57+01:00

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Humps trolling prodigy rooms before the fedi was a thing

I’ll let you cook. This shit is beyond me

2026-01-13T01:51:18+01:00

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I’ll let you cook. This shit is beyond me

Imagine me trying to run @dog.dumbass what an actual shitshow ...

2026-01-13T01:46:03+01:00

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Imagine me trying to run @dog.dumbass what an actual shitshow that would be

You got this 😤

2026-01-13T01:44:59+01:00

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You got this 😤

Watching @npub1scu…es43 run his instance is like watching ...

2026-01-13T01:43:18+01:00

Watching Tony "Little Saint James" Bacon (npub1scu…es43) run his instance is like watching Janeway keep voyager in one piece. Riveting

Calm down TSA

2026-01-12T23:10:25+01:00

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Calm down TSA

Do I get an ankle bracelet? I don’t want to leave the house

2026-01-12T23:03:46+01:00

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Do I get an ankle bracelet? I don’t want to leave the house

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2026-01-12T22:07:42+01:00

All of a sudden my TL is quiet 🙂

As if the constitution has any meaning these days

2026-01-10T04:26:38+01:00

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As if the constitution has any meaning these days

Cap it and collect it later

2026-01-10T04:11:10+01:00

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Cap it and collect it later

Are you mad? 😃

2026-01-10T02:16:38+01:00

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Are you mad? 😃

Sir, You run a fedi instance

2026-01-10T02:06:46+01:00

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Sir, You run a fedi instance

I’ve now watched all of DS9 and I clearly don’t get it. ...

2026-01-10T01:44:45+01:00

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I’ve now watched all of DS9 and I clearly don’t get it. Enterprise, voyager and TNG for me.

What do you see that I don’t?

Hello fellow retard

2026-01-09T01:58:56+01:00

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Hello fellow retard

This never works

2026-01-09T01:57:30+01:00

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This never works

Lose it 😡🖕

2026-01-09T01:54:22+01:00

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Lose it 😡🖕

5lbs? Seriously. Fuck. What about the other 25?

2026-01-09T01:52:27+01:00

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5lbs? Seriously. Fuck. What about the other 25?

Is we having cranberry cocktails?

2026-01-09T01:50:16+01:00

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Is we having cranberry cocktails?

How much is this monthly ho?

2026-01-08T23:39:40+01:00

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How much is this monthly ho?

Your wife told you so. Probably at least a dozen times before and ...

2026-01-08T23:35:09+01:00

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Your wife told you so. Probably at least a dozen times before and after

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2026-01-08T23:32:12+01:00

Add this to my past post

Am I the only one who puts their hands together in the shape of a ...

2026-01-08T23:30:57+01:00

Am I the only one who puts their hands together in the shape of a gun and pretends to blow their brains out at least twice a day?

Nigger flexed and denied my passport renewal though. I guess he ...

2026-01-08T23:21:07+01:00

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Nigger flexed and denied my passport renewal though. I guess he has to get his dopamine fix somehow

Side bar- look we all know that he is a guilty bitch but the ...

2026-01-08T23:06:47+01:00

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Side bar- look we all know that he is a guilty bitch but the current jew world isn’t going to convict their own. Especially so given that the U.S. is involved (I don’t know why) but their own invitation statute is a portrait of Lucifer so that alone makes this whole argument null

You do you, keep it civil in the court

2026-01-08T22:54:49+01:00

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You do you, keep it civil in the court

This nigger invoking the constitution. We need to talk

2026-01-08T22:52:33+01:00

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This nigger invoking the constitution. We need to talk

Overruled, all kings are enemies of the whites. Except 1

2026-01-08T22:49:37+01:00

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Overruled, all kings are enemies of the whites. Except 1

It should be mandatory for all fedi voot posts to include an ...

2026-01-08T22:29:59+01:00

It should be mandatory for all fedi voot posts to include an option of “don’t care, didn’t ask”
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This is why you opt for cremation. The best he can do is snort or ...

2026-01-07T23:23:50+01:00

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This is why you opt for cremation. The best he can do is snort or stick his dick in the ashes

I’ve thought about this a lot actually. One of my civilian ...

2026-01-07T23:19:25+01:00

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I’ve thought about this a lot actually. One of my civilian employees before I retired dropped her retirement papers on my desk as she had been using dialysis for a few years and said she couldn’t do it anymore. I couldn’t sign them, they sat there on my desk for three days because her family would get a bigger death benefit if she was still employed. I got a call that she got a kidney. She lived and came back to work.

She was not a good person and did not deserve that gift/sacrifice whatever you want to call it. Her kidney came from a child