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  <title>Nostr notes by Low Quality Facts</title>
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      <title type="html">Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect ...</title>
    
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      Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.
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    <updated>2026-08-11T16:42:53Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Merry Christmas Gwyneth. ...</title>
    
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      Merry Christmas Gwyneth.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/021/586/465/572/550/original/9a9ecdaab7841ded.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-08-01T19:02:51Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to ...</title>
    
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      Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to be a moron.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts&#34;&gt;https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/986/627/185/871/807/original/207de83a8ff14746.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-07-26T13:58:09Z</updated>
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      We made a comic about deer.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/981/897/788/022/116/original/ac38e818da52999f.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-07-25T17:55:07Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Tummy Ache Survivor Pin. I ...</title>
    
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      Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Tummy Ache Survivor Pin. I salute any of you who have earned this pin. And I hope that someday, somehow, you can find peace.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/hwzdcp&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/hwzdcp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/981/599/689/125/406/original/19827b2223df3fa6.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-07-25T16:42:14Z</updated>
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      The word &amp;#34;movie&amp;#34; stems from &amp;#34;moovie&amp;#34;, as films were originally invented to distract cows while being milked. This did not last long, as cows fell over laughing due to Charlie Chaplin&amp;#39;s humorous antics, tragically crushing multiple farmers.
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    <updated>2026-07-14T13:31:29Z</updated>
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      Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of all time.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/778/055/254/302/549/original/6c3f9fdf2a48fe29.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-06-19T18:47:30Z</updated>
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      Smart, but evil.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/650/255/995/971/973/original/597703a6103b9a6f.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-05-28T04:14:23Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational Fish ...</title>
    
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      Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational Fish Sticker. Words to live by.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/4w8drx&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/4w8drx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/618/946/689/681/364/original/c915d95bdd57a0e5.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-05-22T15:32:02Z</updated>
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      HP printers are programmed to self-destruct if you go 24 hours without purchasing more HP ink cartridges.
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    <updated>2026-05-17T16:27:20Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I was mistaken for a bot again, so here&amp;#39;s a recent picture of ...</title>
    
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      I was mistaken for a bot again, so here&amp;#39;s a recent picture of my fiancée and me in Rhode Island. You can be confident that we are humans because robots were banned from Rhode Island in 2011, after the incident.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/409/407/171/418/710/original/596b277cc753c470.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-15T15:32:14Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I have been informed that the average Scotsman wears a dozen of ...</title>
    
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsveuwmme5z0au9gd24saz3cenn4mnhcfx7rwm388kep4ksq2mu3ecpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerfw36x7tnsw43qz4d849&#39;&gt;nevent1q…d849&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I have been informed that the average Scotsman wears a dozen of these under his kilt.
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    <updated>2026-04-07T22:11:18Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Garter Belt Dagger. ...</title>
    
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      Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Garter Belt Dagger. It&amp;#39;s a very cool blade for women. Less so for men. I get some very weird looks when I reach down into my pants to pull out my dagger.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/douuuk&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/douuuk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/365/464/700/288/215/original/018b78a6d53d7ed1.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-07T21:39:00Z</updated>
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      I don&amp;#39;t think that&amp;#39;s how it works.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/336/929/645/389/784/original/9f9591fd8d69a124.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-02T20:37:55Z</updated>
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      It was a big fad diet back in the 70s.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/330/511/306/857/028/original/fd5ccf554705bd9d.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-01T17:55:17Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I get that everyone is all like &amp;#34;Low Quality Facts should ...</title>
    
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      I get that everyone is all like &amp;#34;Low Quality Facts should post real facts today for April Fools&amp;#39; Day&amp;#34;, but I need you to understand that doing so would cause me to spontaneously combust.
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    <updated>2026-04-01T13:40:20Z</updated>
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      Astronomy is so fascinating.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/327/497/743/105/870/original/537ea2c00c157541.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-04-01T04:12:36Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I&amp;#39;m sick of the constant negativity on here, so today&amp;#39;s ...</title>
    
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      I&amp;#39;m sick of the constant negativity on here, so today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this It Gets Worse T-shirt. Please try to be more optimistic. Today might be a bad day, but on the bright side, it&amp;#39;s a better day than tomorrow will be.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/qld9nv&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/qld9nv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/324/217/379/067/510/original/412fc0436b0f911f.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-03-31T15:18:18Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">This ICE agent single-handedly set nerds back 10 years. ...</title>
    
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      This ICE agent single-handedly set nerds back 10 years.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/307/662/067/539/636/original/e07ff2fee3e51234.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-03-28T16:18:57Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">I was once again accused of being a bot, so here&amp;#39;s a picture ...</title>
    
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      I was once again accused of being a bot, so here&amp;#39;s a picture of me helping to set up a birthday party for a cat. Please stop telling me I look like JD Vance.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/301/414/323/430/036/original/6a80e27889fa4601.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2026-03-27T13:39:47Z</updated>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxw856u8radst8kv453hypr3kjcj5gx7pv70z2cqll76sgcgeskhgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqfm779k" />
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      Not everyone has friends and family to spend Thanksgiving with. I don&amp;#39;t want any of you to feel lonely, so today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this &amp;#34;Ask Me About Bugs&amp;#34; pin. Ask me any bug-related questions and I will answer them all, keeping you company during the holiday.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/psvl3t&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/psvl3t&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/622/523/657/417/788/original/5e5f7c1aa167f2ba.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-11-27T17:09:17Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0v60pztmf9d7zvkn62k690f8uw7dqzcgyujwqdctupl2mlr9x7mgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqexua36</id>
    
      <title type="html">We made a comic about Hell. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0v60pztmf9d7zvkn62k690f8uw7dqzcgyujwqdctupl2mlr9x7mgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqexua36" />
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      We made a comic about Hell.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/601/050/884/171/665/original/e4d3ce0bb6e93d74.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-11-23T21:07:36Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxyvxekxd9kymt7xeuetxvgshtadg5u2dadadx5mgxcvkzgj8ukkszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq3h33xt</id>
    
      <title type="html">She means it too, I can see it in her eyes. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxyvxekxd9kymt7xeuetxvgshtadg5u2dadadx5mgxcvkzgj8ukkszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq3h33xt" />
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      She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/595/483/336/236/393/original/69a82e0f55b33f36.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-11-22T22:33:31Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">BREAKING NEWS: President Trump has generously offered to give all ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxeuu3duaek75awx5xf329andwc5zx6qa7jd3tlup9h7uk0nyyudqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqn2u4kx" />
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      BREAKING NEWS: President Trump has generously offered to give all federal employees a $10,000 Christmas bonus. All they need to do is legally change their name to Donald Trump and sign a document stating that they are the Donald Trump repeatedly mentioned in the Epstein Files.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-21T21:10:33Z</updated>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv8nh89shdvv3la9ax0kr78d35kkkt3gj8xdtk7edapwu0ehu3yugzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqjetluj</id>
    
      <title type="html">Top, bottom, side. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv8nh89shdvv3la9ax0kr78d35kkkt3gj8xdtk7edapwu0ehu3yugzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqjetluj" />
    <content type="html">
      Top, bottom, side.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/546/424/212/175/523/original/707d5153457cd848.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-11-14T12:39:19Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs078g7wpeex9ftdf5t95g638y3vsrp4ummff2467z6wa8sn5vpzkqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqxxutzn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Someone made a comment that I&amp;#39;ve been posting about cats too ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs078g7wpeex9ftdf5t95g638y3vsrp4ummff2467z6wa8sn5vpzkqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqxxutzn" />
    <content type="html">
      Someone made a comment that I&amp;#39;ve been posting about cats too much lately. First of all, wrong. Second of all, there is no such thing as too much cat posting.&lt;br/&gt;So naturally, today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Pin.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/sjvtwu&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/sjvtwu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/430/133/257/333/182/original/ff678140d368ea59.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-10-24T16:44:57Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszy5wdg99vd3zr30qwfuu34lw78e38ev729z96mcw6rct673er2qgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqnc67cn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Those were the good ol&amp;#39; days. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszy5wdg99vd3zr30qwfuu34lw78e38ev729z96mcw6rct673er2qgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqnc67cn" />
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      Those were the good ol&amp;#39; days.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/351/084/286/594/468/original/b1aa8203732aa2cc.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-10T18:13:46Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2ql8rvp5a8apgz7qaumptkzrm4cr5njlse85cwsgzf33dh79fjyqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqkexpnl</id>
    
      <title type="html">My level of tech-savviness falls somewhere between &amp;#34;able to ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2ql8rvp5a8apgz7qaumptkzrm4cr5njlse85cwsgzf33dh79fjyqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqkexpnl" />
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      My level of tech-savviness falls somewhere between &amp;#34;able to create a Mastodon account, but unable to understand anything anyone on Mastodon is saying&amp;#34;.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-07T20:53:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvkrzlpmhl8kd80mhegfqxdhp0h0y78ldx7ftz3xcvg7a2245cnvszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqtcw399</id>
    
      <title type="html">AI bro watching Michelle Yeoh give a phenomenal performance in ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvkrzlpmhl8kd80mhegfqxdhp0h0y78ldx7ftz3xcvg7a2245cnvszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqtcw399" />
    <content type="html">
      AI bro watching Michelle Yeoh give a phenomenal performance in Everything Everywhere All At Once: There&amp;#39;s no way that chick is a virgin, this is literally unwatchable.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/310/415/825/238/606/original/6b4dd6b1e98a570e.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-10-03T13:16:05Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvjnwg5km20vclyaprhjt5ehtds4d4dpjjj52te8qrm4lr4hq8gqczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq639mve</id>
    
      <title type="html">Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for these Breaking Bad oven ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvjnwg5km20vclyaprhjt5ehtds4d4dpjjj52te8qrm4lr4hq8gqczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq639mve" />
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      Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for these Breaking Bad oven mitts. Safety first everyone, even when you&amp;#39;re cooking meth. Wait, meth can explode. Safety first, especially when you&amp;#39;re cooking meth.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/ildzau&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/ildzau&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/176/825/972/624/690/original/969e598a0eeed6de.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-10T00:25:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfp2yv2y9zaey54rs3syxtc85klvfn6d6rxewmuxwm5e7fapks2hszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqkz9ctq</id>
    
      <title type="html">Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Sunrise Alarm Clock. The ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfp2yv2y9zaey54rs3syxtc85klvfn6d6rxewmuxwm5e7fapks2hszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqkz9ctq" />
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      Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Sunrise Alarm Clock. The Trump administration plans to block out the sun by 2027 and only allow the ultra rich to view it, so this alarm clock that mimics the sunrise is the closest you peasants will get to seeing the real thing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081CHLF46/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_2NGJV85PY9BM4YJ8TB4Q?linkCode=ml1&amp;amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;amp;linkId=6a5eedc9f4bba434542201f48b96677d&#34;&gt;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081CHLF46/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_2NGJV85PY9BM4YJ8TB4Q?linkCode=ml1&amp;amp;tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&amp;amp;linkId=6a5eedc9f4bba434542201f48b96677d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/160/466/131/515/281/original/ac6a6675429d946d.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-09-07T01:43:11Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr42k8lfaevpqtaggvmwmm67zcua047m98mmscp8pjrm5c87474sczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqm8qadg</id>
    
      <title type="html">That makes sense. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr42k8lfaevpqtaggvmwmm67zcua047m98mmscp8pjrm5c87474sczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqm8qadg" />
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      That makes sense.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/102/286/419/108/328/original/86b34d2b8b452ab6.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-27T19:05:15Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqhnwkflrpjf4xglc32cgu4yn4wpxfgmk024ayve35ew4lpygxnjgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqmyn5q0</id>
    
      <title type="html">From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqhnwkflrpjf4xglc32cgu4yn4wpxfgmk024ayve35ew4lpygxnjgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqmyn5q0" />
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      From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and effort into this arguably dumb account, I will simply tell them that I do it for Tim.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/089/754/936/768/841/original/ec0cbfb552aeb36b.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-25T13:58:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszsx5y0ysk4289ffn9jqelynzzsus8paq3rz5mn9y0sqqfhr5f50czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqy7h3nj</id>
    
      <title type="html">They never should have changed it. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszsx5y0ysk4289ffn9jqelynzzsus8paq3rz5mn9y0sqqfhr5f50czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqy7h3nj" />
    <content type="html">
      They never should have changed it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/085/172/523/662/649/original/3e574be179d43442.png&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-24T19:11:27Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspsymz8mwggstsfv06xamevq7d9vy0xdwuagwlyq33akauphazf7czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqerklah</id>
    
      <title type="html">Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational pin. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspsymz8mwggstsfv06xamevq7d9vy0xdwuagwlyq33akauphazf7czyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqerklah" />
    <content type="html">
      Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational pin. Words to live by.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/ssvvra&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/ssvvra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/072/678/006/377/448/original/ac1d7ff1f6c30a22.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-22T15:04:53Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs00zwjejqtp44yj8gsyvpeu39rpfpx9euvyvp6y2sg29qrfvx4afszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqrhken8</id>
    
      <title type="html">I know we all love to criticize older generations, but in the ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs00zwjejqtp44yj8gsyvpeu39rpfpx9euvyvp6y2sg29qrfvx4afszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqrhken8" />
    <content type="html">
      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs969uxplguuz94lzpuwsdl9xhemez4xjcs6zn3x3ewknp29dh0yygpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qfqdxds&#39;&gt;nevent1q…dxds&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I know we all love to criticize older generations, but in the 20th century if someone did a Nazi salute you could almost guarantee that a WW2 veteran would punch them in the head, and I think there was a great societal benefit to that.
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-13T17:19:02Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs969uxplguuz94lzpuwsdl9xhemez4xjcs6zn3x3ewknp29dh0yygzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqh55yrv</id>
    
      <title type="html">Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Punching Nazis Since The ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs969uxplguuz94lzpuwsdl9xhemez4xjcs6zn3x3ewknp29dh0yygzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqh55yrv" />
    <content type="html">
      Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Punching Nazis Since The 30&amp;#39;s shirt.&lt;br/&gt;Look, violence is never the answer. Unless you encounter a Nazi whose face has inexplicably gone unpunched. Then it&amp;#39;s the answer.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/ox5xzn&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/ox5xzn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/022/244/332/086/259/original/33fd573474f8b3df.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-13T16:40:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsppg4nycmeh4n328cl9dlu58yp2a8qqcza6vpckj75lsetmvd4ffszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq9gj9zr</id>
    
      <title type="html">We made a comic about a job interview. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsppg4nycmeh4n328cl9dlu58yp2a8qqcza6vpckj75lsetmvd4ffszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq9gj9zr" />
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      We made a comic about a job interview.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/005/108/369/667/544/original/6aec349e9ad5c81b.jpg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-10T16:04:01Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ep06r8cl7l8r99e9e5ef48d22vcpvrpgmdrxv6cu4jxu3xu78zczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq6nrat4</id>
    
      <title type="html">Wow, that&amp;#39;s crazy. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ep06r8cl7l8r99e9e5ef48d22vcpvrpgmdrxv6cu4jxu3xu78zczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq6nrat4" />
    <content type="html">
      Wow, that&amp;#39;s crazy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/004/728/317/475/063/original/663801eb531eedfb.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-10T13:35:03Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrlhv8qpwqhj55dht5xhn73jaggnxxqa2wa2dhx90p62uspn5xkyszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq3lgfsn</id>
    
      <title type="html">Medical professionals aren&amp;#39;t allowed to have fun like this ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrlhv8qpwqhj55dht5xhn73jaggnxxqa2wa2dhx90p62uspn5xkyszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq3lgfsn" />
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      Medical professionals aren&amp;#39;t allowed to have fun like this anymore, because of woke.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/995/527/718/249/216/original/b6c0d13e17836e61.jpeg&#34;&gt; 
    </content>
    <updated>2025-08-08T22:35:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvr9csr87knuc8fyp6t2cyl4qmq3tl4cucwuqkrqfhh27vcqagj6gzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqkjrpua</id>
    
      <title type="html">Bro you gotta join ICE, the benefits are insane. Free diapers in ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvr9csr87knuc8fyp6t2cyl4qmq3tl4cucwuqkrqfhh27vcqagj6gzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqkjrpua" />
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      Bro you gotta join ICE, the benefits are insane. Free diapers in case you shit your pants when you see a brown person. Everyone gets protective sunglasses not just for the job but also for when a girl pepper sprays you because you tried to talk to her. Roofies in the kidnapping van are up for grabs.
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    <updated>2025-04-16T17:11:03Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      I love armadillos.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/337/767/032/695/321/original/bc17eaaba78bd72f.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-14T19:20:37Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title>Nostr event nevent1qqs28xj4m88g8fkuzpa9lwdwphr3eqyy9dxwhgan76yr6y6aznmunfgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq0dp9wl</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs28xj4m88g8fkuzpa9lwdwphr3eqyy9dxwhgan76yr6y6aznmunfgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq0dp9wl" />
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      Badass.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/285/380/891/820/075/original/cb9991d0f861d106.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-05T12:35:26Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Dyson Ball Animal Total ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqawzp3t0pnkxd20h9hwfmq5ncax668pjqvyaqnp52mcyyhfcapuszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymq40fqep" />
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      Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Dyson Ball Animal Total Clean Vacuum. Do not be distracted by the culture war. This is what the elites want, so that we are too preoccupied to focus on the war against dirt, dust, and filth. Get a vacuum, soldier.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CT96QZMM?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9&amp;amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9_1743524689561&#34;&gt;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CT96QZMM?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9&amp;amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.I62UBF2865I9_1743524689561&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/263/639/260/798/516/original/8f3e6dc57fac86c9.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-04-01T16:59:30Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">That&amp;#39;s so crazy. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdv3zn4eahq83j5dgr43mqcdf6zl0vrxu4gunq4cu7hmdmxy9l7ugzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqcvxlr5" />
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      That&amp;#39;s so crazy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/209/127/934/790/942/original/96377f261c91ef4e.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-03-23T01:23:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Wow, that&amp;#39;s a lot of salt. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdh74y0y45g8xkf5hjl98rmxqj0ckm939z6py94ls4quccl2ys9sszyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqu2pvve" />
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      Wow, that&amp;#39;s a lot of salt.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/187/296/109/813/545/original/d2aa0d3802e42dbc.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-03-19T12:45:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">That&amp;#39;s so fascinating. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdkhlmmezdhafvl0kjcauv0zg27addpdxcurnzrk7gj4v4phem26szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqwqm84a" />
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      That&amp;#39;s so fascinating.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/185/844/650/418/601/original/d43eec4247038244.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-03-18T22:42:19Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Samsung 2TB Portable SSD, ...</title>
    
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      Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Samsung 2TB Portable SSD, on sale for 52% off.&lt;br/&gt;Do you know how many digital copies of Shrek 2 you can store on this bad boy? That is not a rhetorical question. Please tell me. I need to know.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0874XWW23/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_HPMVRANBJWCF9JVD71SE?linkCode=ml2&amp;amp;tag=connorstone06-20&#34;&gt;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0874XWW23/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_HPMVRANBJWCF9JVD71SE?linkCode=ml2&amp;amp;tag=connorstone06-20&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/173/083/985/996/391/original/45ce8ae9cdb3815d.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-03-16T17:35:22Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Nature is crazy. ...</title>
    
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      Nature is crazy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/166/474/545/343/042/original/037dad5f3d8ad09f.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-03-15T12:36:00Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxdl4cprz7vh225u7e7smyucrmzmyt7px29zk8qsfs96sl64a37uqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqu9a3qh</id>
    
      <title type="html">BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk ended a speech today by shouting ...</title>
    
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      BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk ended a speech today by shouting &amp;#34;Heil Hitler&amp;#34;. Republicans were quick to defend the billionaire, arguing that he may have actually said &amp;#34;whale glitter&amp;#34;.
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    <updated>2025-03-05T21:59:23Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf60hu5uxryr7vwww7pt2008q2kgdaugc4nllzzgljxsssnfnre7gzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqd3n706</id>
    
      <title type="html">Math is so interesting. ...</title>
    
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      Math is so interesting.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/098/802/670/939/887/original/84db5c3089315eec.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-03-03T13:46:12Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">A great deal for all involved. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstvp4lza9yyml08why8gxm95x9h0ma7wxvttle9tadaespqk48vkqzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqcezzun" />
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      A great deal for all involved.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/096/061/811/298/019/original/141f807296f4c542.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-03-03T03:09:28Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx3mdkhj93twt554gweqs8sv8jd98558de00sqewnlet4sw4ux35szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqrnv43w</id>
    
      <title type="html">Admit it, Trump and Vance are master negotiators. They know ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx3mdkhj93twt554gweqs8sv8jd98558de00sqewnlet4sw4ux35szyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqrnv43w" />
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      Admit it, Trump and Vance are master negotiators. They know advanced tactics like:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-Loser says what?&lt;br/&gt;-I know you are but what am I?&lt;br/&gt;-(covering ears) Wahh wahh wahh I can&amp;#39;t hear you.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I am proud to say that our President and Vice President could walk into any first grade classroom and win a debate.
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    <updated>2025-02-28T21:57:16Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Anker 737 Power Bank, on ...</title>
    
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      Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for the Anker 737 Power Bank, on sale for 40% off.&lt;br/&gt;I have bought dozens of these and stashed them everywhere throughout my apartment, like a technology addicted squirrel.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09VPHVT2Z/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_6TH1ZXGKXRMYAD6CQRN6?linkCode=ml2&amp;amp;tag=connorstone06-20&#34;&gt;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09VPHVT2Z/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_6TH1ZXGKXRMYAD6CQRN6?linkCode=ml2&amp;amp;tag=connorstone06-20&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/067/695/733/892/130/original/9c62902ab2372297.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-02-26T02:53:18Z</updated>
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  <entry>
    <id>https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszhgymxrkfhca3z3xk39e6nwd5c0ncgllvgvp7gple4ku3ve4ytjgzyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqc3j433</id>
    
      <title type="html">I wonder what happens at level eight. ...</title>
    
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      I wonder what happens at level eight.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/066/676/850/661/090/original/9f3a392bbfe172b4.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-02-25T21:36:48Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">That blows my mind. ...</title>
    
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      That blows my mind.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/054/342/386/835/363/original/824f87f113965d68.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-02-23T18:18:39Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Before you get mad at Trump for saying Ukraine started the war, ...</title>
    
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      Before you get mad at Trump for saying Ukraine started the war, take a second to consider some geopolitical questions.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-Why did Ukraine put all that provocative mineral-rich land right on Russia&amp;#39;s border?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-Did Zelensky send Putin mixed signals?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-What was Ukraine wearing when the invasion began?
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    <updated>2025-02-19T16:05:11Z</updated>
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  <entry>
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      <title type="html">Well that&amp;#39;s just adorable. ...</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" href="https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw4aevgn7danc3m0l4mzjh6f2vkvl0j5eeg2r2ezsd74kdkfgrhjczyzczx92ram90f8cr3pgjydtjjt0gytfpuwkkyaqzswzwsg528qymqyv76mz" />
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      Well that&amp;#39;s just adorable.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/026/671/586/967/176/original/fa4d25c9789d111e.png&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-02-18T20:48:56Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cross Peak Leather Cigar ...</title>
    
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      Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Cross Peak Leather Cigar Case Holders. I prefer to smoke the cigar while it is wrapped in the case to give it a distinguished leathery flavor.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078Z25ZLL?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.21L6OIJDYXIY7&amp;amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.21L6OIJDYXIY7_1739670442222&#34;&gt;https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078Z25ZLL?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&amp;amp;campaignId=amzn1.campaign.21L6OIJDYXIY7&amp;amp;linkCode=tr1&amp;amp;tag=connorstone06-20&amp;amp;linkId=amzn1.campaign.21L6OIJDYXIY7_1739670442222&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/011/049/664/472/763/original/e1d6e86be6ae16e4.jpg&#34;&gt; 
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    <updated>2025-02-16T02:51:04Z</updated>
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