2024-01-29T15:36:53Z https://nostr.ae ShowerThoughts https://nostr.ae/npub1l4y7jjameh640j6ku7lgptslhsr8554evu9gqt6rsns6tgn83fdq875dd9 https://bae.st/media/ce7c879e68ccfae558cbc9efb4ce42dde12e09209ce67146750d8c12f6431c50.png?name=blob.png https://bae.st/media/ce7c879e68ccfae558cbc9efb4ce42dde12e09209ce67146750d8c12f6431c50.png?name=blob.png https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq8zv8j27dn3tt4xm0h7gg87fr5g3mt8uq06fgxuwfxhw22g8jd7qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995dvlhhq Nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason<br/>we have daytime is because earth just so happens to face a giant star.<br/> -[deleted], Apr 2016 2024-10-08T17:15:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstux294zcczwv350aenes3zqcg4f578mff2m0jzlz33gwp8rzx77gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995gr6tpz Is a subpar golfer good or bad?<br/> -geeeer, Apr 2015 2024-10-08T11:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswkmgj4swp94j7tatmfu7d74zsy6vl57gcrejeyl92c4sugxtm46szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995kpuuzh The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a<br/>lot about the traffic trends.<br/> -kevinjacob, Feb 2015 2024-10-08T10:45:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsffjcdgm5czrd4krt5hzseph7q3t734lwnzz4x59zygedj5p726jqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995lem2mj I should name my cat &#34;meow&#34; so it could introduce itself<br/> -crazymoon, Jun 2015 2024-10-08T07:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspaqxsssst65cyhcupvh62vktvwesf0l4yx29x2a0teptrx26ne3szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79957msp06 If I had a kid when I was 18, I could have a 10 year old by now. Instead I&#39;m<br/>watching cartoons in my underwear and eating cereal, like a 10 year old.<br/> -poopedinthechili, Jul 2016 2024-10-07T23:15:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp0dh4qdthk3ehsacgm0gu0xff93t2fdd44pqnndyuu2x45vsjetgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79953zuvma In the year 2021, the phrase &#39;hindsight is 2020&#39; will be overused<br/> -jeffdavidoff, May 2015 2024-10-07T21:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxgvl8n5uk92r2ffeaqu34j3s5mzv749e00nc9m82uax54suzvl4gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qu8mg4 There should be a show like iron chef, but instead of making food they make<br/>Rube Goldberg Machines.<br/> -BenjaminHarrisonFord, Dec 2015 2024-10-07T18:15:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstafm6rxxde9pnygrnzn7qgdqde27cuml7anu0rg7ezd3f8hk7kxqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995tp8yes The people who call younger generations lazy are the same people who feel<br/>inconvenienced by having to press a button for &#34;English.&#34;<br/> -skatecarter, Apr 2016 2024-10-07T12:15:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs99qmrhft5jf9z3mmwex9p69c7d0j45443gzrrkc50hxc48ugky5gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995df0lgc Wouldn&#39;t cigarette companies benefit from finding a cure for cancer?<br/> -joepostman, Jun 2016 2024-10-07T01:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdk54azvn39lez08d8pn68sfz02gkq3l8x64gz2hyt58ja5y8ls2szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995k38vxx Reddit is the only place where people trust the historical knowledge of<br/>someone who calls themselves something like I_DRINK_DIARRHEA or Crispy_Sock<br/> -soplias, Oct 2015 2024-10-06T22:15:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszqlqg9t8k9ulzu04ujrjy7gzkfp497722pmwxg75fgdqu4fxefsqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995c7d58h Just realised that Popeye, my favourite cartoon when I was a kid, was<br/>basically about a guy who took performance enhancing drugs to rescue his<br/>girlfriend from abduction, forced marriage and rape.<br/> -[deleted], Jul 2016 2024-10-06T17:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw4ew5lv9puzwtm6ycr3pg7v2ekzpwgy76j43559r8fu57f59wnvgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799550j6ay The guy following Bear Grylls with heavy camera gear is way more badass than<br/>Bear Grylls himself<br/> -questfailer, Dec 2015 2024-10-06T08:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2pefp5utnegt7f85ul2kn2vxg2f7nkcea5k8arf4ajthy3dazavczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995l2y35y Maybe a hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.<br/> -BundyWA, Dec 2014 2024-10-05T20:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvl5v6z3v0892wf5hvsle222npm7knc22d6rvnlsq2yenexv93dhgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995k285nq If I moon you, photons that touched my butt touch your eyes<br/> -Mcbaldo, May 2015 2024-10-05T17:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqu8me8pr7vc8f4znefefdzksdrsjwzzl3qmrqhzrz566sjpgrmmqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79956rxe02 With as much as I use my cell phone I don&#39;t believe it&#39;s ever made an<br/>appearance in one of my dreams<br/> -Nogger_smogger, Sep 2016 2024-10-03T02:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvgkgudfywx7jk5h040dxm32mlq2ejyzattndqphvr0d5wdkkac4gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ms2yjx In high school, girls dating college guys were cool. In college, guys dating<br/>girls in high school are losers.<br/> -Durden11, Aug 2016 2024-09-27T22:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz5j5gf0wh56p5ragld7l2nuvat6lyvw97uemewt9u3glwlkdq2qszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995tvpy0u 60% of the world population is Asian but I dont think I&#39;ve ever seen a<br/>pregnant Asian woman in real life<br/> -AmiriteClyde, Jan 2014 2024-09-27T21:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszm4z868w787devuu0amllkgud43h9zsj3rt9cyghqt24v7lzqy0qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79957uqntd If people on a planet 65 million light years away look at earth, they see<br/>dinosaurs.<br/> -Rowhardorrowhome, Nov 2013 2024-09-26T11:45:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy35f353akar33guedj4depuhddx270ch3gctcaxl6v0r28gv9rlczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79956sm7df They should make a Canadian GTA so you don&#39;t have to pay the hospital every<br/>time you die<br/> -FostralianManifesto, Dec 2014 2024-09-25T09:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsflmjt246554pawz7kr600l7qnq4xhd0uxx9r2lrd33n9mpf7fqgqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995pc07fh If a commercial annoys me, I&#39;ll go out of my way to avoid using the product.<br/> -Death2Leviathan, Oct 2016 2024-09-23T21:45:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0w3ecrz37tvwnccy4rrhjgm9ue0tnynuccp3gvrwmzzp4xa8p75szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995r3vafn You should be able to scan the barcode of books you already own and get an<br/>ebook version for free.<br/> -BasrieI, Jan 2015 2024-09-19T18:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsww6jw8hccqdh52rkyp888jfmy662h5pvjeq8ns29ar9dkjx5csgszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995t97er7 When you change the w&#39;s in &#34;where, what, and when&#34; to t&#39;s you get the answers:<br/>&#34;there, that, and then&#34;.<br/> -[deleted], Sep 2014 2024-09-18T00:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfrume9d2m9tpd9dqragll45dsg233ee24lq0n9w6fte5yys0fuwgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995x9p3wj Everyone can speak telepathically, but no one knows how to listen<br/> -Veritoss43, Oct 2014 2024-09-17T02:45:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgmhqxf950nfhjtak7vre4un9n4a3qsrjlvwr9yucl2pz2crgcwuqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qtuyn9 Patriotism is not about loving your country blindly. It is about accepting its<br/>flaws and solving them little by little<br/> -Gerakison, Aug 2016 2024-09-14T13:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvh8cswgz8ka57jdt2zhfymz0dy4fp8pxznuq72dvqurdyxdt44uqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995600qcf I wonder if I&#39;ve ever eaten a crab that was caught on TV.<br/> -Rhino200, Jul 2014 2024-09-14T03:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg69flaz3ck5nk8ad8uzp8yhr2gjyekxjvd7ngq77h2lv8mrxny2qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qdhqf4 most of the people i see driving around in retired police cars look the sort<br/>of people who&#39;ve spent plenty of time in the back of police cars<br/> -3ntl3r, Jan 2016 2024-09-14T02:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrd6dkugeuft53mjdvzztfhtjxwlqez747rckeemke8p75824depczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995dgz09c We admire hair when its on someone&#39;s head but the second it is no longer<br/>attached to the head it becomes gross.<br/> -blueandred98cole, Aug 2016 2024-09-13T13:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy2rnuu8ek9k94ldpf235xlp0vssh4jjpxh768nz5ce2krk6znqfqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79952mgau7 If your wife has a friend that annoys you, don&#39;t tell your wife to stop being<br/>friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is.<br/> -thehofstetter, Jun 2015 2024-09-13T07:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrlapmahgpahwd002exxghkaejuw4vds3ce9nxqdpjl4elw6ahaaszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ujc709 Time travel might be discovered before it&#39;s invented<br/> -HeyItsMascot, Jun 2016 2024-09-08T17:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgllk4h76dwjt25yjhcjdanzv8kelz3u4tlz2lcy0l02y50459rzgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ndhef8 There should be an apologetic car horn so when you fuck up in traffic you can<br/>say sorry without upsetting the other driver even more.<br/> -JMB-X, Mar 2016 2024-09-08T12:47:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8r9l60cxmkwvtgvhql95muaucm8g4hty5sdezrx5afmqv5dylpeszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799550mnvr People who actually have Celiac disease must be grateful for all the<br/>fakers... they now have 10x more products to choose from<br/> -emzmurcko, Nov 2015 2024-09-08T11:47:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst8uxh6p30r9unf0ny5xd9vcre2yqvn5m70tw7a5uaz226ckcpu9szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79959fu54l If something is &#34;unfoldable&#34;, does that mean that you can&#39;t fold it, or that<br/>you can unfold it?<br/> -jonnis2206, Dec 2014 2024-09-08T07:47:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsph3yzu9f2pmr9x0efuxuw3mel5klz7lxxz9djsfm2u53fuyad59czyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995jav286 Our grandchildren will think of gasoline-powered cars the way we think of<br/>steam engines<br/> -[deleted], Jun 2015 2024-09-07T22:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgtkcfy24pec8uaum3388u4adwe7st9mm3mhyu5gzppts9e3872cqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995q2uuqx HBO should buy the rights to Harry Potter and make a series where every season<br/>is based around one book.<br/> -ftwin, Jun 2016 2024-09-07T14:45:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgkuaka6l8375j3trngr0lc0akh8axsxya4ysnh6uug9fdvs0f08qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995p034sn Every public bathroom toilet should have a foot pedal to flush instead of a<br/>handle.<br/> -Xx-Arseus-xX, Jul 2016 2024-09-07T07:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrp5hjt2qw2cc0md2kcd4rwtdsnfxj7v5scdr9y4t5ts5k6w3krsszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995eup3xs At one point in my life, I was exactly pi years old.<br/> -Sousaphoney, Jun 2015 2024-09-07T04:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxrtursjcue625khtzsjwprcht69ph79mjp0g3s4m0gzljawuzxrszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79955hdcya All terms and conditions should be required to provide a tl;dr<br/> -BuddyEndsleigh, Jul 2016 2024-09-06T07:45:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqtr7sapg2yscyc0yyrkfp4unhljwu8vvgkejlj3ge3cjreem050qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799548hten If you were to walk around the earth, your head would travel a significant<br/>distance farther than your feet.<br/> -lemonsandpickles, Jul 2015 2024-09-04T09:15:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfc3hljq4gmdj4a02e7rf9u8yj86xjzydde5dncc0v3a46l93qf9czyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995zmkk52 Does anybody else randomly zones out while reading, coming up realizing you<br/>don&#39;t know what happened in the last two paragraphs?<br/> -dumbostrich, Oct 2016 2024-09-03T23:45:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswgk6htr267mvxht8j83l40ylm6jly0t3c9qpvf8vedw0ael3kc6gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ult6td As the mom of a 5 year old, I don&#39;t understand why all ELI5 answers aren&#39;t<br/>&#34;Because I said so.&#34;<br/> -fitbottomedgrl, Nov 2015 2024-09-03T20:15:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst4xjvxdwtwwunvtfc9prl3rppuht2h2947409r5qgv9ya8ygy7yczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995xs5gpm I wonder how many people&#39;s heartbeats are perfectly in sync right now?<br/> -TheHeroicOnion, May 2016 2024-09-03T09:45:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst6r27dfkkdp4qjhsfvh69umcrx9qwedl7xkphw5ahp6l9rwukcuczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995nuhc4t The first rule of fight club is what prevented the movie from getting spoiled<br/>to me for the last 15 years<br/> -FiachB7, Feb 2015 2024-09-03T02:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdfs4zceks9xwveqhygzt37lah38cue0g0fwz933kl4x7sjja2hvczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qrqkdm Hundreds of people put thousands of hours of work into a project, just for me<br/>to watch two minutes of it on Netflix then say &#34;Ugh, nevermind.&#34;<br/> -poopedinthechili, Mar 2016 2024-09-02T19:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy8e7s0mucw78avkcwejncatnjkphssuyscknvz3vhx2g38supq0gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79958w3k6f If you&#39;re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.<br/> -jleonardbc, Apr 2016 2024-09-02T18:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfuzk7cr36lslfzh8rakndlepcjlftds6wg6trtgfhw6p5yr2n9vszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79958eeewm Why did the Empire bother to compact their garbage if they just ejected it<br/>into space anyway?<br/> -AMeanCow, Oct 2014 2024-08-31T10:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxuqerme03cjvxk9sy2ql8z3etrgwav6lpz5lw3hw8mk0ncl5ef6czyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995npl8ns As a 55 year old male, I thought Ariana Grande was a font.<br/> -DougSR01, Aug 2016 2024-08-31T02:15:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdnxt7m9mgamer2qm4l5s7y22mma0narjw3qzplf6alqhguvwkhagzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995npcp2d If my dream girl exists, I&#39;ll never meet her because she prefers to chill at<br/>home<br/> -pupuwalker, Feb 2016 2024-08-29T19:45:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs204slyzt9x5txgn3gemephyuz2cvevueh5688qgues637evpqhuqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995prapa8 Not even considering the mechanics behind it, the person who designed the<br/>watch face is a genuis. It measure 3 units of time on the same display. It&#39;s<br/>so effective that we often take the numbers off of it and can tell the time<br/>based on the positions of the hands alone.<br/> -CaliberHB, May 2015 2024-08-28T07:45:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrhklnuy9x2ne8f5x6p6mm0zm8r3jg56qfl4zm7tfk9654evf9ujgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995q5gn7h If you push 99 on the microwave, it runs for 99 seconds, but if you push 100,<br/>it only runs for 60.<br/> -dirac496, Dec 2014 2024-08-28T05:15:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqk60ckm763rtaew28r80glhdwg302ha2w5upadkrclxrevsrc4fczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995mw6c99 In space reverse cowgirl and doggy are the same thing<br/> -alberpopov, Sep 2016 2024-08-27T09:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyg4d7nz0c56pe8z9t8essega3uwj8qf68484t6lkfxa0gaer5n0czyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79955gln79 I&#39;m a guy living with two girls and they&#39;ll never know how hard I try to keep<br/>the toilet bowl clean by &#34;peeing off&#34; marks and stains.<br/> -jag5213, Apr 2016 2024-08-27T06:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyl0e9mt2jtq5gue9tkdv75fneclgrhw5995trspur6a4ttvrxdpqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995cc7x0f By the time artificial intelligence will know how to pass the Turing Test, it<br/>will also know how to fail it.<br/> -mrtouchyfeely, Apr 2016 2024-08-26T21:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspjf008g952nug8pr6huxzqfdjfkuy8srdycvk8kmrn9j27e29g5qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995vwpnza Patriotism is not about loving your country blindly. It is about accepting its<br/>flaws and solving them little by little<br/> -Gerakison, Aug 2016 2024-08-26T16:15:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspcxjr8fh4mppc32mgss50wt2vpuaufntl827afj6fa69hm83tm6gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995fyzw59 Sleep is like a 33% tax on life.<br/> -Shipwreck_Kelly, Jun 2016 2024-08-25T02:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrzh4hfdx9m82qrwst3ay9rt4uxcfaxjhnz45mrzs7wzz45gmvjsgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995fzksrj I hope I never go to jail. I haven&#39;t memorized a phone number since 2002.<br/> -donniesf, Dec 2015 2024-08-24T22:15:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0s28hkd4q7gz6yt3n4u8kssx8exvw55k2q7uh3xstd0m3cpy3c4gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995mqma7z Cinderella must have had some fucked up feet if her slipper didn&#39;t fit anyone<br/>else&#39;s foot in town.<br/> -I_cant_speel, May 2014 2024-08-24T21:45:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszdr72kjdh3p3qawxlz05nzk7gpmkj2d0cc4xstnuz32kqwa68pwczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995x6np6z The creators of &#34;How It&#39;s Made&#34; should make a show about &#34;How the Hell They<br/>Discovered That&#34;, with the origin stories of food creations, inventions, and<br/>flubs along the way<br/> -yomifrackle, Mar 2015 2024-08-24T20:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqw4hsrrqu07v4r27s9skp4z3gcrj8dr39myszxfq6shewz78a0fgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79954r96z7 The trees planted on city sidewalks should be replaced with fruit trees, so<br/>the homeless have something to eat in the summer and fall.<br/> -[deleted], Oct 2015 2024-08-24T15:45:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0hea6jgdkdev6ryqtw737g5ksht7pugfpayaut8ttaps8uy05ckszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79959m3taf Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but have different<br/>birthdays due to the timezones.<br/> -Maximuso, Jul 2013 2024-08-24T11:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqwzhhdc3e83y27v494e33y2mvlrt7h6zn7472tdw42xk4rsx6fwczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995yv0hny Taken 4 should be set in a tibetan monastery. Liam Neeson has found his<br/>daughter, and his wife, now he must find his inner self.<br/> -danr995, Jan 2015 2024-08-20T11:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfhdy5h3n6ut3n3sr660v7yahlev6mz3tf2pjd97zgzc65ar8qxvczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995rtme0r People say cell phones are ruining youth, but youth are reading more then ever<br/>because of them<br/> -[deleted], May 2016 2024-08-19T01:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2lj0cjvlucnce7ksqxptnx2430kc8tg2aujujcpuhp8da8qzj0dszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995q98ace Now that I&#39;m an adult, if I ever found a portal to Narnia in my closet I would<br/>probably start storing things in Narnia. I imagine building a large storage<br/>shed on Narnia property. I wonder if zoning would be an issue...<br/> -bmorebeardly, Jan 2016 2024-08-17T14:45:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgfj8fkpq0ktamrkqctyr9242tj54m3de5xfw8pmw5qzp7039seqqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995uhtrrp I wonder if trees are allergic to our sperm too.<br/> -kinngshaun, Mar 2016 2024-08-17T10:15:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstua8d35j39qfaasq8m9zx6pz9fa2ew9363xwqenz0pjcx8v5ph4gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995y7j26f Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is<br/>to wake up the world.<br/> -SubotaiKhan, Mar 2016 2024-08-17T08:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstm7j95rqy63ehee6apyzk9pn95uja54aysq9gjrevrh972fcuw2gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995lks8lp Watching porn and masturbating is like watching the food network and eating<br/>bread.<br/> -BigVoter, Mar 2015 2024-08-17T07:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrhg7ux97knzwk9lhctlexrec894ep3tmeaavgy7ndu48vxfgp9dszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995e38xyf If there is a hell, I hope the asshole who invented those &#34;manually type your<br/>resume information into these blank fields&#34; is being tortured the hardest<br/> -lazarus870, Mar 2016 2024-08-17T03:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszjq8y6gfla4kzz2kqaa6mp4654q74sxupvn2fspvc0vnqlrnnc9szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995lep3hl If people ever stop using the word &#39;baby&#39; to refer to sexual/romantic<br/>partners, our era if music is going to be weird to listen to.<br/> -gypsyWizard, Aug 2015 2024-08-17T02:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszxzqrctyku5uwngvyn98jekvywdsg74nx8mj3x9hgg0aa5pphz2gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995thmhn7 What if extra-terrestrial doesnt come visit earth because they&#39;re light years<br/>away and fear the dinosaurs they see.<br/> -newyork89, Mar 2015 2024-08-17T00:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0rgwa0skggqce0klr3y73x6dhrjca22mlfcwl4kupgdqgchvg5ugzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799565mq6e The way that chillies have evolved to avoid being eaten has completely<br/>backfired<br/> -BlueD_, Nov 2014 2024-08-16T22:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdtm4g2jmt7359skrgmtgvsa6eymf55xpzge9v4yh7xdwprxfxtyszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79958m82ug I&#39;ve never been big on going to Japan, but if Nintendo made a Disney-land<br/>style theme park called Nintendoland with all the different characters and<br/>worlds as attractions, I&#39;d blow all of my savings on the first flight over<br/> -ccbuddyrider, Feb 2015 2024-08-16T10:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxh2yzwd5sw39fwqzhn5j94e2q3mxh7vem47w5qxfrjn35twj5x7szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qukxq7 The guy who did the cinematography for the film JFK (1991), has &#34;shot JFK&#34; on<br/>his resume.<br/> -realwalkindude, Dec 2015 2024-08-15T16:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrep5f7shvjp8lzj6k265mqp7m86skqe75f7pw9ex445rfcyedxjszyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79955gnw33 Daredevil is a blind superhero whose superpower is that he can see.<br/> -080087, Sep 2015 2024-08-15T08:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0dgj0x2yjzq0xmnq372j090hvv22pjry3gljtau7ucx5qnlvj3zgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995fyz993 Bullets are the only things that do their job only after they are fired.<br/> -Flatline_hun, Jul 2015 2024-08-15T01:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstzht7qzacm4jggt7arh89l4xv23pc77nlj3ppaultptg3ffurpngzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79954r5g42 If the Bachelor was Mormon, the show would only be 1 episode.<br/> -Urwinator, Sep 2013 2024-08-14T21:45:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsde8l4mtpmgnn2awwwp9cm3pyxnzu05r5m4kqx9wgz20q9z65p5hczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995sc5a9h If a World War 3 happens, it would get really awkward online as we are able to<br/>talk with our enemies<br/> -HowManyLettersCanFi, Jan 2016 2024-08-14T21:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs02ylcjve9xm96cxxfhgfazp6a0706k998q2x3v987s5gun000d2qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995wkgeke Even if you managed to legitimately catch a ghost on camera, it&#39;s so easy to<br/>fake that nobody would ever believe you.<br/> -DaeronTheHandsome, Dec 2014 2024-08-14T16:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0dfc0sg9jsny6nawkycszp26hahnzv728j9jsc9p3nn4enagc6wczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995qm3wt6 Because telescopes work using mirrors, we will never know if space is full of<br/>space vampires.<br/> -[deleted], Oct 2016 2024-08-14T12:45:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv7h4at2vv8dnsl5kpm9qtm8vul7j83xwqqggxrk5qlzyhcddamkczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799559azdl Homeless people are the ultimate proof that ignoring a problem doesn&#39;t make it<br/>go away.<br/> -TouchedThePoop, May 2015 2024-08-14T08:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstdxqwsyuc292n2dyesafz8j70z5pye4a8qghdjm2q8rk2r2nva2gzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ugs8d0 Someone should start an uber-like service just with pick up trucks to help<br/>move beds or pick up big packages.<br/> -yestopoopjokes, Aug 2016 2024-08-13T04:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs04lysl5fyuq7g076yvs4qy083fry78hkxfuz72yszzmq6tdpc0tgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79953uctrw About 30 years ago, President Nixon was almost impeached for wire tapping one<br/>building. Today, the U.S. Government (including the President) can record data<br/>from all our phones<br/> -Musicaltheaterguy, May 2015 2024-08-12T22:45:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxg2dq8p633ga5l7n40j33m7kp83u5pvj7peppau3kmuuq7znanlgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995arcc5c If i owned a taser I&#39;d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser<br/>myself and that&#39;s why i dont own a taser.<br/> -Cock_Vomit, Mar 2016 2024-08-12T15:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstt59hx4e45txay58pmzzpdfpk9d0yqvzc9ductk38f4dpcs2wmtczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995mm3evt To announce who the new Batman was they should have released an image of the<br/>actor in costume then have people work out who he is from the face to see if<br/>Batman&#39;s disguise is good enough.<br/> -do0_, Jul 2015 2024-08-12T13:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxf8njl0nwthf9xz0aqy0rv4q2t7v0lwat7aqa8l7xr9mmcsg2hmqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995dhusha My child will likely never know the reflex when a song ends to automatically<br/>&#39;hear&#39; the next song start playing in his head... some people reading this<br/>here probably don&#39;t even know what I&#39;m talking about.<br/> -therealfarmerjoe, Apr 2015 2024-08-12T04:15:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg6gsn5fcfsdnj945rgqlyj6w6edpzzp7d6kg9gtxd6vxafg2fdrqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995m3j08u In my 33 years of life I&#39;ve never once seen a squirrel shit or piss<br/> -fagetaboutit, Jun 2015 2024-08-11T20:15:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs84e8djykzfjstf9c4tjl5caxcjs3ca0qx8x62w80q78kmd9khlsqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995rxseya According to a study, when you begin a sentence with &#34;according to a study,&#34;<br/>people will believe anything you say.<br/> -Ragnar_Targaryen, Jun 2015 2024-08-11T19:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs80m4gj0u8hegl0g44jhxgdn8ru56mhnrzk0sgj45xzh228fvuakgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995a05whl Pregnancy is a sexually transmitted disease, caused by an agressive<br/>single-celled microorganism, feeding upon the host and causing rapid<br/>cell-growth<br/> -chrowbech, Dec 2014 2024-08-11T16:45:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstw5q56t7jegczeef2e40axsdwext7fgrct3hqelu8vaa9tlclt0szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995kh2srr If a zombie outbreak happened on Halloween, the resulting post apocalyptic<br/>world would be much more visually interesting.<br/> -Wasabi_Nasal_Spray, Oct 2015 2024-08-11T13:45:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstnfh6vaxnkxnfhu2hckv98tnm4mvwn3c2jdxzumc4k95awqjfs7szyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799542akr9 Kids growing up now will regard the pre-internet era as some kind of<br/>unimaginable dark age<br/> -earlyamerican, Mar 2015 2024-08-11T07:45:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsptlk3s4w2r798de0lfuu7wneeync7sdnxpdszsr53yf76v0ux7jqzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995ex5xry Microwave ovens need a &#39;Midnight Snack&#39; button that disables the dings and<br/>beeps.<br/> -himejirocks, Jun 2016 2024-08-10T19:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2asyng9lpv924hyt89f64kxn5r6h725yj7rwhh47q0l5c20yfw5qzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995mhgcdr I see the Google logo everyday, but I don&#39;t know which letter is which color.<br/> -[deleted], Dec 2014 2024-08-10T18:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs08ft4k5l0404mu603shruqw6k9yamu592p6kuxxqee5lesdpd9wgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799563n5tl If a human sperm cell contains 37.5 megabytes of data, and I have 215 million<br/>sperm cells, then I have an 8 petabyte ballsack.<br/> -mcc5159, Apr 2015 2024-08-08T07:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgwrl4amtnjhvtv2kja6pnx3q02f79hah8m08dlqzgfzujyd0nddczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995k6zrgp An option on Netflix to watch the trailer of the movie would help out on<br/>deciding what to watch<br/> -iJustObserve, Oct 2014 2024-08-05T19:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0mtkq02ykdu0n529h222msqcu4cp3z4pagc7lkcdmcp0sw80e7wgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995p93ta2 Maybe Flavour Flav wore a clock around his neck so the media couldn&#39;t edit his<br/>interviews out of order, so the context is preserved.<br/> -jai_kasavin, Jan 2016 2024-08-05T09:15:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxu54jst9hnyxaxt6nw2uwj05f6g3ev0vz43w5jpsclds6avhw6zgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv799537kawj The last ten squares on the toilet roll should have &#34;This is NOT enough for<br/>the next person!&#34; printed on them<br/> -isaidthisinstead, May 2016 2024-08-04T20:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswnjuazt9kak6tgxtnl0jckd0pxqygrscpmrd6x2njjgvk8th54vczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995lkyzx8 Thanks to computers, my handwriting is the same as when I was in 2nd grade.<br/> -onetwentyeightbpm, May 2016 2024-07-28T06:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsruc2w97rc565trcea3qs3hp62692kdn36lmr6qcpyl3pfmzx8twczyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79954ucm39 The United States now has several territories paying taxes without receiving<br/>federal representation - exactly the reason we rebelled against England.<br/> -TheyCallMeBrewKid, Jan 2016 2024-07-27T12:45:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0zvnccmyxfnpul7jtm74qz0x43ku8l949fc9rjtzalvc909ehj5czyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79953qxvdm If that shitty charmander stays viral long enough, one day that guy will take<br/>off his shirt and someone will say &#34;I can&#39;t believe you got a tattoo of that<br/>shitty charmander from the Internet&#34;<br/> -Bro-methius, Apr 2015 2024-07-27T04:15:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstzp4x40wxquvuqaty2a5vkqw9tjeugja7zmc0cgxs3x82lu0q9mgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv79950c4hhg If I ever lose my pinky finger, when children ask what happened I&#39;m going to<br/>tell them that I broke a promise.<br/> -punnyhuman, May 2015 2024-07-26T13:15:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrzr9e4ad4lurdavtzuc8gnct2h3t6j0qfd407zse3hftpja38t3czyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995pckfzg According to common American wisdom it&#39;s fine to go to a bar, get drunk, meet<br/>a stranger, take her to your home, have sex, and fall asleep together, but<br/>very unsafe to tell someone on the internet your last name.<br/> -wisebloodfoolheart, Jun 2016 2024-07-25T21:15:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstu7l6a5w0j6vhdlqmauy3h0su2kplz6zgw5qu3uf4q9vu3mnrnlgzyr75n62th0xl247t2mnmaq9wr77qv7jjh9ns4qp0gwzwrfdzv7995c4qgjm I&#39;ve always wanted to be able to hear English and not understand it.<br/> -voltox3, Mar 2016 2024-07-25T12:15:00Z