Nostr notes by ProfessorBalls

Speech is one of the ways other people identify what's in ...

2026-07-30T04:59:16Z

Speech is one of the ways other people identify what's in your imagination. When someone cry-bullies you for saying something they don't like, they're effectively saying "i found out you imagined that, so now you have to be punished!" Moreover a growing number of the lowest humans alive are supporting a view that the brutal assault, or even the killing of a person as a response to expressing an imagined thought, is not only justified, but examplifies a righteous direction for their perverted vision of humanity. These people are scum. They are evil and they salivate over your complete distruction, while hysterically obsessing over every opportunity to claim offense, justify their hero bc victim posture, and normalise your actual persecution under the guise of justice to the point of critical mass.

Gentlemen, the dawn approaches.

We eat a fucktonne of mash. I could easily mash over 2kgs (5lbs) ...

2026-07-21T12:12:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…z25m
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We eat a fucktonne of mash. I could easily mash over 2kgs (5lbs) of mash as a side for family dinner. That or roast 'em.

Tell me it aint so!! I may be an ausfag, but I'm roughly half ...

2026-07-21T11:28:25Z

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Tell me it aint so!! I may be an ausfag, but I'm roughly half potato and half haggis!!! :s

A wild ginge is a powerful ally.

2026-07-21T09:00:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…nf73
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A wild ginge is a powerful ally.

And I only have one dance move, and that's not it.

2026-07-21T08:34:10Z

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And I only have one dance move, and that's not it.

Words to live by mate. I've not hig tied mates (only bc ...

2026-07-20T10:17:29Z

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Words to live by mate. I've not hig tied mates (only bc I've not had the excuse) but have done to iced out ne'er do wells (one or two). Was a real larf. Closer to this though, was at a "party" where heinous amounts of lsd were consumed over a 24hr period. One person was strongly encouraged to play doom for around 8 hours to keep them out of mischief. Life altering experience for them I'd say. Visibly affected lel

Fair. I shouldn't laugh.

2026-07-20T10:12:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…lv90
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Fair. I shouldn't laugh.

If I ever find out they're not putting human meat in ...

2026-07-20T10:11:12Z

If I ever find out they're not putting human meat in McDonald's goyburgers, I'll be fucking furious.

100%. Can't even imagine trying to pull this shit in my, or ...

2026-07-20T10:08:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…kjdq
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100%. Can't even imagine trying to pull this shit in my, or households I knew as a kid. F L O G G E D

🫨why would they let coloured people in the house!???

2026-07-20T09:57:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…awd3
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🫨why would they let coloured people in the house!???

Well, fuck him.

2026-07-14T03:16:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…cv8w
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Well, fuck him.

Modern hebrew, being a completely reinvented language to work in ...

2026-07-13T09:16:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…ktd6
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Modern hebrew, being a completely reinvented language to work in with kaballah sorcery, and nothing like ancient hebrew, is repugnant to me, but this is funny, in a little bit of a cruel way. What a stupid moron.

Rest in piss

2026-07-12T08:46:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…vvf4
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Rest in piss

>who controls the rectum >who REALLY controls the rectum

2026-07-02T01:27:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…adet
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>who controls the rectum
>who REALLY controls the rectum

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2026-06-29T09:34:24Z

You see this? This is a leader.

Irl lol. Was just listening to sheik yerbouti the other day!

2026-06-24T09:30:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…j5we
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Irl lol.
Was just listening to sheik yerbouti the other day!

Wtaf is this for real?

2026-06-24T04:34:35Z

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Wtaf is this for real?

What message app did you go with in the end?

2026-05-29T09:12:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…g692
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What message app did you go with in the end?

>If you're a diddler who accepts Jesus' name, you ...

2026-05-26T05:26:40Z

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>If you're a diddler who accepts Jesus' name, you could conceivably make it to Heaven.
>But if you're like me, a non-crimnal, whose only 'sin' is not believing, you're for sure going in the Lake of Fire.

Not all denoms look at it that way. Point taken though on the purgatory thing, especially from a distant perspective. If you know any that gwt this, get an ortho bro to explain the hilarity that has no doubt ensued over time from western denoms misinterpreting gehenna and hades lel

Imagine having to be told to move -for your whole life- and still ...

2026-05-24T12:23:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…qcdq
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Imagine having to be told to move -for your whole life- and still not understanding that you are a constant burden.

Gm >gm

2026-05-24T07:24:04Z

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Gm
>gm

Mate fr for me, although it was many many years ago, it was the ...

2026-05-22T12:17:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…3j26
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Mate fr for me, although it was many many years ago, it was the closest I've ever come to never coming back. Not funny in reality, but retrospectively, understandably hilarious.

https://youtu.be/0Uq0B8T-tXs?si=1rsmC1ed8ybsqEOu

2026-05-22T12:15:04Z

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https://youtu.be/0Uq0B8T-tXs?si=1rsmC1ed8ybsqEOu

Watching show about dudes on datura. Forever bad memories. Wild ...

2026-05-22T12:13:53Z

Watching show about dudes on datura.
Forever bad memories. Wild shit. Dice roll to even be here lel

Based Dan. I miss him a lot. ...

2026-05-16T09:55:12Z

Based Dan. I miss him a lot.

"President shinebaum" accused of corruption. lmfao they ...

2026-05-15T08:15:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…6my2
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"President shinebaum" accused of corruption. lmfao they wouldn't stop even if they could lol

>I just ate chilli Sure I have a step ladder, but I never knew ...

2026-05-14T10:37:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…u43c
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>I just ate chilli
Sure I have a step ladder, but I never knew my real ladder.

>Humps walks into diner at 2am Whaddaya got? >waitress with ...

2026-05-07T13:37:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…hym8
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>Humps walks into diner at 2am

Whaddaya got?

>waitress with a heart of gold and an aroma of bong water

Howdy handsome. All we got left is our bull-buttered ham fists, done right, and a coffee.

>Humps eyes light up

...fist me

And hold any hope of achieving their state mandated approval to ...

2026-05-05T14:43:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…5fwd
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And hold any hope of achieving their state mandated approval to proceed as ransom for an ever growing list of wage and condition demands. 🤮

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2026-05-02T13:35:21Z

What a fucking deplorable abomination and affront to humanity ...

2026-05-02T13:20:53Z

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What a fucking deplorable abomination and affront to humanity that piece of shit book is too, just btw. Lmao good times. Scum.

Gm

2026-04-25T13:51:18Z

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Gm