Nostr notes by Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bender:nv:

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2026-05-05T15:16:10+02:00

I can eat home made version no problem. I suspect many of those ...

2026-05-01T19:36:33+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…a9zw
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I can eat home made version no problem. I suspect many of those seed oils get processed by the gallbladder.

also fast food of any kind gives me liquid moobments, so I avoid ...

2026-05-01T19:32:57+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…56l3
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also fast food of any kind gives me liquid moobments, so I avoid it like the plague. Side effects t of my gallbladder from years ago.

its a calorie thing. our nearest McDonald's isnt close. But ...

2026-05-01T19:31:41+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…kmg4
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its a calorie thing. our nearest McDonald's isnt close. But when I go its those 1 only. Always on a value menu and 360ish calories each.

I will never get the fries or soda. im a mcchicken and sausage ...

2026-05-01T19:29:24+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…8vk2
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I will never get the fries or soda. im a mcchicken and sausage mcmuffin guy strictly.

I mean if youre a gluttonous fatass whos going everyday, this is ...

2026-05-01T19:27:55+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…mgwu
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I mean if youre a gluttonous fatass whos going everyday, this is a savings.

too many mexicans for my taste

2026-05-01T07:58:03+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…qckh
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too many mexicans for my taste

What, are you implying thay the hospital industrial complex is ...

2026-04-30T13:45:02+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…yvhn
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What, are you implying thay the hospital industrial complex is just made up and that for all of recorded human history people were just having babies? Sounds like someone needs a state mandated trip to the hospital!

Medical debt doesnt even go on your credit report or score ...

2026-04-30T13:43:36+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…kyf4
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Medical debt doesnt even go on your credit report or score anymore.

Just dont pay it

Rough week for Chuck. First Erika is getting the BBC and now JD ...

2026-04-30T04:16:55+02:00

Rough week for Chuck. First Erika is getting the BBC and now JD is pulling out

Nah, were like that totally chill older cousin who always has ...

2026-04-29T14:37:25+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…gux7
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Nah, were like that totally chill older cousin who always has weed. But were gonna get you in trouble and bail on you.

sheesh, I really pissed her off. shes basically giving me a ...

2026-04-28T21:38:56+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…09tj
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sheesh, I really pissed her off. shes basically giving me a Nuremberg rally speech about immigrants

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2026-04-28T21:37:35+02:00

😏

*Ask your local corner Jerome, if Crack Cocaine is right for ...

2026-04-28T14:43:21+02:00

*Ask your local corner Jerome, if Crack Cocaine is right for you!*

On the other hand...... moonshine, cheap plentiful meth and ...

2026-04-28T00:26:21+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…c3uj
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On the other hand...... moonshine, cheap plentiful meth and sister cousins!

Im more concerned with your willingness to get on aircraft that ...

2026-04-27T14:25:23+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…wj28
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Im more concerned with your willingness to get on aircraft that were built, flown and maintained by nons and women.

I refuse to fly anymore.

Gonna buy a used POS Silverado, jack it up but then put low ...

2026-04-27T13:35:15+02:00

Gonna buy a used POS Silverado, jack it up but then put low profile 25" wheels and tires with zero tread on it and the loudest fucking glass pack they make!

I need the neighbors to know im a cool cubicle nerd when I fire it up to idle it for 20 minutes.

-faggots

Like a Burger Duchy?

2026-04-27T02:04:24+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…t29r
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Like a Burger Duchy?

NO KINGS!!!!

2026-04-27T01:57:48+02:00

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NO KINGS!!!!

You talking bad bout the government? Now just a minute bucko!

2026-04-27T01:56:16+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…cams
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You talking bad bout the government? Now just a minute bucko!

Let me firstly say, the ISP sucks the hairiest of cocks.

2026-04-26T05:36:56+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…mzjr
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Let me firstly say, the ISP sucks the hairiest of cocks.

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2026-04-26T03:40:08+02:00

Well the shooter isnt White, we know that

Candace is retarded tho....

2026-04-25T16:52:07+02:00

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Candace is retarded tho....

upgraded bc they were $200 at menards and theyre ready to move ...

2026-04-25T00:35:56+02:00

upgraded bc they were $200 at menards and theyre ready to move outside

They denied warranty as a structural failure. Yeah, because of ...

2026-04-20T23:13:12+02:00

They denied warranty as a structural failure. Yeah, because of poor fastener installation. Fuck Jayco campers from this point. Thor bought em and they went to shit.

You could date a porn star that only performs with her husband ...

2026-04-20T19:16:28+02:00

You could date a porn star that only performs with her husband and maybe like 1 other guy, and its less bodies than your average american foid in 2026.

grim

Beat Voyager again, did some helldiving, now im keeping NYC safe ...

2026-04-19T20:20:34+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…yu33
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Beat Voyager again, did some helldiving, now im keeping NYC safe as a teenage spider guy!

Ive done nothing but sit all day after we got home and play ...

2026-04-19T20:15:21+02:00

Ive done nothing but sit all day after we got home and play vidya. Fun, but im bored.

oh, I dont have 50 years left. maybe 35

2026-04-18T02:25:50+02:00

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oh, I dont have 50 years left. maybe 35

we all have a skill, you were hand picked for this task. a lot ...

2026-04-17T00:52:33+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…5h4e
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we all have a skill, you were hand picked for this task. a lot people said it couldn't be done. but I said, it can, and Tony's the guy, hes the best guy for the job.

and then everybody clapped.

I knew you'd have the deets. your a good man, I dont care ...

2026-04-17T00:20:36+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…8xx8
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I knew you'd have the deets. your a good man, I dont care what *[insert rando here]* says about you!

he has a store credit

2026-04-16T21:16:08+02:00

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he has a store credit

go subscribe and screenshot the hag!

2026-04-16T21:15:18+02:00

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go subscribe and screenshot the hag!

finally, now I can see what 53 year old pussy looks like! Where ...

2026-04-16T21:14:31+02:00

finally, now I can see what 53 year old pussy looks like! Where the fuck was she in 1999?

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2026-04-15T17:18:35+02:00

😏

Mines a defensive carbine ...

2026-04-14T19:14:26+02:00

Mines a defensive carbine

You will never get a mint 1970s 12/10 ...

2026-04-13T03:35:02+02:00

You will never get a mint 1970s 12/10

Hey guise, the space shuttle comes back to Earth tomorrow!! ...

2026-04-09T19:42:45+02:00

Hey guise, the space shuttle comes back to Earth tomorrow!!

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2026-04-08T04:39:21+02:00

Remember when you were like 7, and your friends dad was a ...

2026-04-07T19:54:48+02:00

Remember when you were like 7, and your friends dad was a carpenter with a hs diploma, but they still had a 4 bedroom house and 2 cars?

So were gonna try a ground invasion without air superiority? Not ...

2026-04-03T21:02:00+02:00

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So were gonna try a ground invasion without air superiority? Not only that, but in Afghanistan x100 for mountains.

were idiots

pfffffft, not my problem

2026-03-30T04:10:26+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…zcr2
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pfffffft, not my problem

stop asking boomers for their opinions

2026-03-29T05:38:29+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…uzsy
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stop asking boomers for their opinions

my favorite since I was a kid

2026-03-29T04:39:29+02:00

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my favorite since I was a kid

Best F14 movie

2026-03-29T04:36:45+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…jc3r
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Best F14 movie

Michael Douglas was old af in 1980, and a shitty actor. The Final ...

2026-03-29T04:29:22+02:00

Michael Douglas was old af in 1980, and a shitty actor. The Final Countdown deserved a better actor.

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2026-03-27T19:51:02+01:00

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2026-03-24T15:53:04+01:00

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im already married thanks

2026-03-24T15:26:23+01:00

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im already married thanks

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2026-03-24T15:16:09+01:00

My pee smells like bacon, be honest with me. Am I gonna die?

Is this one of the cues that if you ignore it, yours pants get ...

2026-03-24T02:10:47+01:00

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Is this one of the cues that if you ignore it, yours pants get shatted?

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2026-03-20T22:53:34+01:00

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No keekster, you cant make me!

2026-03-20T22:08:41+01:00

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No keekster, you cant make me!

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2026-03-19T01:10:50+01:00

:pepe_hispanic_excite:

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2026-03-09T02:50:50+01:00

Multiple sources ...

2026-03-09T01:32:12+01:00

Multiple sources

look its hit, had to go to india for repair

2026-03-09T00:34:32+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…7nfv
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look its hit, had to go to india for repair

Former sailor claiming he thinks the Lincoln was hit ...

2026-03-09T00:26:36+01:00

Former sailor claiming he thinks the Lincoln was hit

All that matters is the US is strategically weakend and left on ...

2026-03-04T14:42:51+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…0324
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All that matters is the US is strategically weakend and left on the cusp of financial insolvency. I think the jews are gonna run for india next.

New phone wallpapers are out ...

2026-03-02T17:59:00+01:00

New phone wallpapers are out

Classy move USA ...

2026-03-02T13:37:08+01:00

Classy move USA

Lucky for us we have the smarterest ...

2026-03-02T01:21:27+01:00

Lucky for us we have the smarterest

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2026-03-02T00:19:12+01:00

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2026-03-02T00:18:14+01:00

>An iron dome flew over my house! ...

2026-03-02T00:13:14+01:00

>An iron dome flew over my house!

I dont think its going to plan guys ...

2026-03-01T21:59:53+01:00

I dont think its going to plan guys

another direct hit in Tel Aviv ...

2026-03-01T00:00:04+01:00

another direct hit in Tel Aviv

Coward started a war and then runs away ...

2026-02-28T15:50:15+01:00

Coward started a war and then runs away

US Navy facilities struck in Bahrain. Americans confirmed dead. ...

2026-02-28T10:32:01+01:00

US Navy facilities struck in Bahrain. Americans confirmed dead.

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2026-02-25T20:27:02+01:00

Just wrapping up the Mike Huckabee interview. What an absolute ...

2026-02-23T22:41:07+01:00

Just wrapping up the Mike Huckabee interview. What an absolute piece of shit!

The "raw" footage #USSFord ...

2026-02-23T20:32:33+01:00

The "raw" footage

#USSFord

ive not watched a single second outside of what I see on reviews. ...

2026-02-23T17:11:03+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…hel4
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ive not watched a single second outside of what I see on reviews. But this IS a screen grab AFAIK

Did you have gay interspecies butt seggs on your Star Trek bingo ...

2026-02-23T16:35:02+01:00

Did you have gay interspecies butt seggs on your Star Trek bingo card?

Good morning, its Monday, and the Empire still did nothing wrong. ...

2026-02-23T13:28:22+01:00

Good morning, its Monday, and the Empire still did nothing wrong.

Starfleet Academy episode 7 ...

2026-02-22T06:03:12+01:00

Starfleet Academy episode 7

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2026-02-19T04:00:20+01:00

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I had all 4 pulled when I was 23, took all the light duty and ...

2026-02-19T03:58:38+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…9tqa
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I had all 4 pulled when I was 23, took all the light duty and hard-core pain pills they would give me. the first few days sucked but I think day 3 i ordered a pizza.

We call that a Santa Fe Hat Trick >all units be advised, lunch ...

2026-02-17T21:11:51+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…jjmh
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We call that a Santa Fe Hat Trick

>all units be advised, lunch at a taco truck. then we deport em, how copy?

>Fare Dodgers could be here he thought.. ...

2026-02-17T17:10:41+01:00

>Fare Dodgers could be here he thought..

Hes moving in his own today, and I dont have to give him water ...

2026-02-07T15:58:49+01:00

Hes moving in his own today, and I dont have to give him water with a straw

im pretty sure the news would say something if this were ...

2026-02-05T14:51:55+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…kpka
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im pretty sure the news would say something if this were true.....

id be the one spreading that booty:actually:

2026-02-03T18:20:50+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…66r4
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id be the one spreading that booty:actually:

at casual glance I thought taco nigger, all shades of shit brown ...

2026-02-03T18:20:24+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…7406
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at casual glance I thought taco nigger, all shades of shit brown look the same to me

NOT OUR HECKIN POOS!!!

2026-02-03T18:19:39+01:00

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NOT OUR HECKIN POOS!!!

the collapse is renewal, im already disgusted

2026-02-02T02:48:19+01:00

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the collapse is renewal, im already disgusted

thats nuts to think about, id freak out. I hate heights

2026-01-31T23:01:47+01:00

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thats nuts to think about, id freak out. I hate heights

Gotta take the youngest for his 18th birthday lunch and then go ...

2026-01-29T16:23:40+01:00

Gotta take the youngest for his 18th birthday lunch and then go suit shopping

When your NGD gets you gassed by ICE ...

2026-01-25T14:28:21+01:00

When your NGD gets you gassed by ICE

Morning nicecrew.digital Anybody got a hat I can borrow? ...

2026-01-23T12:42:35+01:00

Morning nicecrew.digital

Anybody got a hat I can borrow?

This video brought to you by diesel heaters! Its that or freeze ...

2026-01-20T20:55:03+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…4t2s
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This video brought to you by diesel heaters! Its that or freeze to death!

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2026-01-20T20:53:58+01:00

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bruh, ray-ban wayfairers are the White man's shades

2026-01-20T20:31:09+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…9nca
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bruh, ray-ban wayfairers are the White man's shades

Trump ignoring mlk day and then deciding to charge a nigger with ...

2026-01-20T20:12:40+01:00

Trump ignoring mlk day and then deciding to charge a nigger with the kkk act.

Well all of my planes are on the PC War Thunder account now. Just ...

2026-01-19T00:23:13+01:00

Well all of my planes are on the PC War Thunder account now. Just waiting on texture downloads.

should have gotten a medal

2026-01-17T01:49:18+01:00

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should have gotten a medal

>the bomb has been planted ...

2026-01-16T19:44:44+01:00

>the bomb has been planted

Hope ruining your pathetic life for a bunch of shitskin invaders ...

2026-01-16T13:35:00+01:00

Hope ruining your pathetic life for a bunch of shitskin invaders that openly want you dead was worth it, faggot.

good old usenet bbs

2026-01-14T01:38:48+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…38c6
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good old usenet bbs

if only they would just swing hard into empire. dissolve the ...

2026-01-12T04:32:22+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…r9ls
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if only they would just swing hard into empire. dissolve the senate and deal with the governors directly. Crack down on immigration and subversives.