Nostr notes by Chick0nPlayz

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2026-05-19T22:37:32Z

Some say having a girlfriend is just edging having a wife

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2026-04-29T00:17:13Z

Me getting my daily dose of pysoppy toppy from Meta

I shoved a traffic cone up my arse now cars don't park on me ...

2026-04-23T17:06:32Z

I shoved a traffic cone up my arse now cars don't park on me anymore :(

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2026-04-18T15:24:12Z

I am a registered tax evader

I get erect when I see the flag of the European Union ...

2026-04-15T18:05:32Z

I get erect when I see the flag of the European Union 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺

Bro I'm mid goon why did this have to pop up ...

2026-04-15T15:36:29Z

Bro I'm mid goon why did this have to pop up

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2026-04-07T03:16:23Z

The Mexican state I sound most like is Chihuahua

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2026-04-07T02:26:10Z

Pigeon should be a brainrot

All this power I get from never showeing is overwhelming, I might ...

2026-04-07T01:32:32Z

All this power I get from never showeing is overwhelming, I might become the next Superman

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2026-04-05T15:12:15Z

Triple T on my D giving me AI sloppy toppy

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2026-04-04T13:50:38Z

Calling me on Hide.io my innie

Imma slide my D between double Ds to make triple D which is ...

2026-04-03T15:58:34Z

Imma slide my D between double Ds to make triple D

which is baically triple T

tung tung tung sahurrrr

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2026-04-03T04:41:45Z

New word: PLOOB

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2026-04-03T03:36:12Z

My dick is itchy, call it dickchys

I lowkirkenuinely pressure washed my ass, it went straight ...

2026-04-02T04:48:25Z

I lowkirkenuinely pressure washed my ass, it went straight through and blew my dick clean off!

I just pissed in a bag... It was all going well until I noticed ...

2026-04-01T04:03:54Z

I just pissed in a bag... It was all going well until I noticed it dripped out from the bottom. It was then that I noticed it was actually a gaping hole and it was as if I had just pissed on the carpet.. As I write this I'm covering the floor in peanut butter in hope of a dog licking it clean.

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2026-03-30T13:30:39Z

Me having a mental BREAKDOWN like Crazy Frog in Axel F

Guys I just saw multiple mangos today... my faith in the holy ...

2026-03-30T02:15:32Z

Guys I just saw multiple mangos today... my faith in the holy fruit has finally paid off :D

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2026-03-23T23:56:16Z

The average person goons in their sleep 3 times per night

Feeling like you can work out the angle of largest shadow of a ...

2026-03-23T00:36:29Z

Feeling like you can work out the angle of largest shadow of a box with sohcahtoa. More on this tomorrow when im awake

People will tell you that waves are caused by the Moon but ...

2026-03-21T17:49:29Z

People will tell you that waves are caused by the Moon but they're just trying to shield you from the truth. Waves ALWAYS travel in my direction because of the gravitational forces generated by my huge dong (image proof and diagrams coming soon).

I wrote this down just before I went to sleep last night

2026-03-19T20:00:40Z

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I wrote this down just before I went to sleep last night

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2026-03-19T20:00:37Z

If a mangoblud eats a mango, does that make them a cannibal?

I'm gonna make a version of BRICS but instead of Brazil and ...

2026-03-17T23:14:24Z

I'm gonna make a version of BRICS but instead of Brazil and Russia there'll be Dr Congo

Is this a good start for a new song? #songwriting #music #epstein ...

2026-03-15T22:38:25Z

Is this a good start for a new song? #songwriting #music #epstein

What song got you feeling like this? #gabryponte #music ...

2026-03-10T11:45:49Z

What song got you feeling like this?
#gabryponte #music

Brazillian states is the new human or not method. Asking ...

2026-03-04T17:13:00Z

Brazillian states is the new human or not method. Asking questions about Brazillian states such as capitals or area codes is pretty useful, then asking about other places too of course. #humanornot

First time on human or not #humanornot ...

2026-03-04T17:11:06Z

First time on human or not #humanornot
https://humanornot.so/chat/03EV6FPRJ6

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2026-03-02T23:22:47Z

Mango mango on the wall, who's the tuffest of them all?

How on earth did this work #threads ...

2026-03-01T02:24:20Z

How on earth did this work
#threads

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2026-03-01T01:07:07Z

I'm a metheist, I pray to myself

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2026-02-24T23:48:36Z

I'm dual wielding mangoes and a penis

Goonbluds I'm currently dehumidifying my balls, I may report ...

2026-02-21T12:19:01Z

Goonbluds I'm currently dehumidifying my balls, I may report on the situation with more details later

Remote controls should have a button to cancel the show when ...

2026-02-21T02:28:43Z

Remote controls should have a button to cancel the show when it's too shite.

Is this a tuff number of followers? (Also new pfp) ...

2026-02-19T22:04:00Z

Is this a tuff number of followers? (Also new pfp)

rename.world is amazing imo. Nice to see new websites and ideas ...

2026-02-10T20:17:42Z

rename.world is amazing imo. Nice to see new websites and ideas on the internet. #renameworld #67 #chick0nplayz

New Video odysee.com/@Chick0nPlayz/hiding-as-building_hide.io

2026-01-26T23:17:48Z

New Video

odysee.com/@Chick0nPlayz/hiding-as-building_hide.io