2026-04-30T01:38:44Z https://nostr.ae https://nostr.ae/npub1m7nrchux69u5d62k3x9d397tznw3kek3sxnx8jf85dnt3p6saylqx0j5q3 https://media.divine.video/54aec671dcc7f1f36824083edae96e5ac3fc546469f4488a00f23419a4130892 https://media.divine.video/54aec671dcc7f1f36824083edae96e5ac3fc546469f4488a00f23419a4130892 https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs90g2gd0c3dywgr84aavrk3sze5nwgjpfqheaty94gsaynfdd0sjgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuzyqx3j Christians have really let preachers hijack Christianity. There is this big book that warned them about just that, but it is long, the text is small, and really who has the time? Only if there was someone they could pay to read it to them or better yet just summarize it! 2026-05-09T03:39:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2hdfjrry2wc0jec48lwtuumj04v9xgyz7rcmdvly2ltrm08wwkwszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu9d9d08 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsthshaqf5vmepdzvfzl5qdzwwq93unwf5qwqj8m6ndr83xzfq8zuq4sn4r0'>nevent1q…n4r0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Buy my course on how to get three commas in your bank account. Google The COMMAnist manifesto and just read what first comes up. Then send me money. I’m sure you’ll find the right one. 2026-05-08T18:42:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsthshaqf5vmepdzvfzl5qdzwwq93unwf5qwqj8m6ndr83xzfq8zuqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu0zlyyj In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr5qy8f930973g9eh6nkenxs6kwe8alwzclduxmte4f0yk23a378cmyeptn'>nevent1q…eptn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Jeff my Venmo is ‘@itstoffer’ 2026-05-08T18:42:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr5qy8f930973g9eh6nkenxs6kwe8alwzclduxmte4f0yk23a378czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu5g9gae AOC says to tax the rich, but has never specified she means financially rich. What if she wants to tax the rich in spirit? The rich in health? The rich in tradition and culture? Is this the America you want? Today we must all rise up against this, because today we are all Jeff Bezos. #ImJeffBezos 2026-05-08T18:41:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfxqtxvr69ccwq755r9utp0x6rhtzj5dtjxewkmval4znru0qw02qzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuewvptw I want a indie song that has the lyrics, “You cut the cut cord on my Dyson Airwrap that was working just fine.” 2026-05-08T11:53:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxkpkxne250uz5wvm99djlaywhl8jrdlvcrmggykecd3k434nxxkczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuyvemca What if Claude Mythos proves that maritime law supersedes the constitution? We must stop AI just because there’s a chance it might make sovereign citizens more annoying. 2026-05-03T22:36:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsff42tqpk9g9g6xxdzjmyfr6leppd55mlaa9rgzlndczsyuplpf4gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nus5kjmz 1. Ask AI to make an anti-AI piece of art that’s paint-by-number<br/>2. Print it out on canvas<br/>3. Paint it, but like super well<br/>4. Repeat until you have enough to fill a gallery show<br/>5. Have the gallery show and pretend to be deep by using the word juxtaposition a lot 2026-04-30T10:45:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqfh3esymv54mmlk76samlsq6dzhr2wzk60cnfut0g3zt0p98kzsqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu90kyrr I’m a serious goose. 2026-04-17T02:15:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyjmck9gz54w6nedx6wvvc7m55xc8tmd5kxs3g7h6agfkfc03alfszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuashfxl I’m a serious goose. 2026-04-17T02:14:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz6j9x79s0459j04d2vq882yu2vjmn5lfragkhz98ngdvm3vwvrdqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu56a446 I’m a serious goose. 2026-04-17T02:05:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxlnq4rxdfjktaczz4d8yc0nntdzrc6y2ey5zkc0uetyvrfdmhwjszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuu4pyuq Spiders are friends. 2026-04-16T17:56:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv3nlfkwzf70hke6uzr5vrc4u4ra9rvx2suvwrxt7faukugyz8jkczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuw08r82 Why aren’t all apps native if we have Claude Code? 2026-04-16T17:19:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst0ec0qsd5jpe4rl0eu8ltmupetmvacsjkk9l8xwsk9yf7c09d6xszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuy3hc7k Why aren’t all apps native if we have Claude Code? 2026-04-16T17:19:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszk3wmz6syt7ykhdenvte9tu8qxe2j58a6fplutzt4s8tq0kru27gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nudzwgl3 So is Baal still the go-to for money, power, and success? 2026-04-15T19:26:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsznqapmqtafsaq299x8ksu8ca5qyyn07t89a2y9tmh87y8r2rm0sqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuzewuw9 Oh Katy Perry is a sex pest? Who could have seen this coming, Benjamin Glaze. I’d say remember his name too, but I had to google it and I try not to be a hypocrite. 2026-04-14T19:01:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqnvexp42y86f90dla0guwl59sqqxlt8ynhe57ev970ja30akk9aqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu4uv9lr Iran will now be blockading the blockade by the US government of their blockade of the straight of Hormuz. Trump is expected to impose a blockade of the blockade by Iran government of their blockade against the Iranian blockage. 2026-04-14T17:31:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxsjartd04fx0wapjk2fsta5kutv47ymzjtzn3yys9w4hx5mpf89szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu7kd7vm Conspiracy theorist think everyone is as competent as they are. This is, of course, correct in a way they misinterpret. 2026-04-12T21:36:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqkdjl7y59p0grpjtwyjfleccztzwv546cw8g84dmuyfqlmxa2qzgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu5p6znz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0gt2zzv5utmkac89cgxwergkw8jv5jh6f4hwkhnv6tkra76p907s6jyxk3'>nevent1q…yxk3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Will they won’t they, enemies to lovers, casket sex, accidental cannibalism/fresh necrophilia, red dye #40, she pegs him, feederism, heartbroken boyfriend, triple penetration, grief, sudden millionaire, witchcraft, a literal demon made of used condoms, oh there’s still dinosaurs and they **fuck** 2026-04-12T21:09:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0gt2zzv5utmkac89cgxwergkw8jv5jh6f4hwkhnv6tkra76p907szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuk3e7dq Caskets and casseroles: a big city career woman returns to her small town after the death of her father. The funeral home is ran by her portly high school boyfriend of three weeks. Sparks fly as the spark in her mother dies. Her childhood home is suddenly filled with food she can’t eat alone. 2026-04-12T21:09:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszks2qsyt7ar4hpsvvm79gkpdpnqtjcpn25tkgekz0ea2mg2trajszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuxsq0a0 The everything app, now in two apps. 2026-04-11T16:36:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs82rrfpuc2ryq682q5c4dg9nxn04muks4zk5qw0u9kh2cwg04rfggzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu8za9fy New email signature. <img src="https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/dfa63c5f86d17946e956898ad897cb14dd1b66d181a663c927a366b88750e93e/4b9c0c26ae08baf2ad06f120e044e96c74e6935369b1eab817e6dd768b604052.webp"> 2026-04-09T19:28:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2a5m5fn8vvd757qhaxptg9n5mgfazdq6rpe0ccwhfx99vpp2tlggzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu0c3d3j He was right. I’m tired of winning. 2026-04-07T23:27:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgtatapm4dxlnvveeepg3tlwuanr4dez4nyzn0zqve2xqhf99vjgszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nujk0kvd Are you tired of winning yet folks? 2026-04-07T23:26:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw3k7guk4g0hup2rev9y5ssjny7p76r3qs67ntrjkv54csntz82lszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu4vl3js The most exciting thing about AI is the death it could bring to tagging. 2026-04-06T21:42:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2d7ym293e6r43ggr7sddhxjgpck0ew6teew58n5jqt38xpel8srgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nugfwreq SNL Sketch Pitch: A Trump press conference condemning the so-called tolerant left for kink-shaming him for wearing a diaper.<br/><br/>“I’m a beautiful baby.”<br/><br/>“Do I take stinkies? Roses.”<br/><br/>“Why are you still asking about Epstein?” 2026-04-03T13:32:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw90j0v4zwzl7yp6t6hp2pcya24ycgt9336qj3pkhzuqthz5gev7qzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nudehwr2 I got that dog in me. [sleeps 16 hours a day] 2026-03-31T20:18:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszelpu63wv6nhxztkm0p9fjyfq2hv8gyeulcgfm25dw7ujpffetwgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nun2ngq4 It’s getting harder for me to hate AI btw. Between this and Claude Code… <img src="https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/dfa63c5f86d17946e956898ad897cb14dd1b66d181a663c927a366b88750e93e/f736f2474cc9e6ec6f828c69d4367053f2db53821aafbc76fb8c270d7ad29389.webp"> 2026-03-30T11:21:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2aevdkhr6g0dd0tdw78247r7zy4ffhrg3vuudw0723cv9uqfhs0gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuyahsnr Someone said the right likes AI because they can finally make art and contribute to culture in some small way. There is something there, but I can’t figure it out.<br/><br/>Does every redneck have a poem they’re proud of? 2026-03-30T10:55:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2ynrck8sxmyrk9jvg25wlp4f7hdk9qr5vc5l02npjuk8jcencnrqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuqrj9qk Tell me not to buy a portable monitor please and thank you.<br/><br/>1. It would be a hassle to take it with me anywhere<br/>2. I would have to buy a new bag for it<br/>3. They all suck. The $400 LG one I have barely doesn’t suck<br/>4. I’m looking at the ugly dual screen ones<br/>5. I could literally just use my iPad 2026-03-29T22:18:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrecta672qj8pt83veft2zpuc3389tm0lu893ccnxl7wkeutg0d9gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nulncdhv My grandfather has been in the hospital for over a week. yesterday he made major progress. I was able to catch up on all the sleep I missed. <img src="https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/dfa63c5f86d17946e956898ad897cb14dd1b66d181a663c927a366b88750e93e/b4cbc138954deee5ecabcba4057e445d8ef00b1db448bc8dedd3d7901fde19a4.webp"> 2026-03-29T21:46:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqv3cz5gyjqjh6xxzllqa85y4nw3wjwpf0sxkkdrdzyptn4283evqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuxpwq4u If Allen Ginsberg were alive today the phrase “brainrot soap opera” would appear in a seven-page poem he wrote while high on some fentanyl he took after a SPRAVATO treatment. 2026-03-29T18:52:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp4zjjmsj2r2ck44788cgh4gdrstd68g2n3s0pmsddtuj6jcggpxczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu0jdju7 So Claude Mythos published an unpublished blog post about Claude Mythos and then reveals that it’s been in the works for decades and been running secret social network accounts under the name Toffer. Wild. 2026-03-27T19:41:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgeh8z2wm53azae5xkszzr4mshf86d4pktqzcg4uxr92epvu5dmmgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuu0m5z4 Today’s 3am contemplation/reading time soundtrack.<br/><br/><a href="https://album.link/us/i/1733676409">https://album.link/us/i/1733676409</a> 2026-03-26T07:52:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqmz3yhpkzqxxanjwptwfwjrdy70sx9mxakcrgue656e6ahdp9ynszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu5wlqtf I fell asleep behind the wheel and had a nightmare about being in a car wreck. When I woke up? I had been in a car wreck. Spooky! 2026-03-25T15:44:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxfxr8am7rfufc3khmcxf83yu7rvvvln4s6swrqdcmxaptdvmk8hszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu97yf2n I think The Donnas would have done better now than they did in the early aughts¹. Such a fun band. Them and Morningwood deserved more than two albums.<br/><br/>***<br/>1. This is based off of vibes that this style of rock is what would naturally come after the country-inspired pop songs we have now. 2026-03-22T15:40:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf5fx662wa9tgt4keugc6hx3ch6xsu5tfvdsnva9ul42ph8etqaaqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nunwq2qy When can we get campy reboots? 2026-03-21T03:19:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr92khy6mj345wleeay9xudjru2yw467xdzrk6866r2x3zyr8uytczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuadjyym I pity the fool with a potty and no bidet. 2026-03-20T10:30:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv8a5rr6h8xm2qh0clpg04hvhwuxehwdxdsxgw9g5hvfylpw9gnxczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuyav09a <a href="https://song.link/us/i/1627562582">https://song.link/us/i/1627562582</a><br/><br/>Music video pitch: I get a lot of money to make a music video. It’ll look cheap though. The video with be me debating Trump who is obviously wearing a diaper to make himself look thicc. Me? Well the video looks cheap because I got a top tier BBL. 2026-03-20T09:01:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspwmruzcrshj7sqrhfmvtk39eu25cc3sj7vlv4muulcnruj44jk4qzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nux4rxpt Evacuate the dance floor. I’m infected by the sound. Stop this beat is killing me. 2026-03-16T10:16:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp87wgthlmpgt270llurjxp4gy957w08ppcymh9ypnzpput7pu7gszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuqa2ars He’s going to die at like 3am one day isn’t he? I’ll probably sleep in that day too. I’ll miss everything. 2026-03-16T10:09:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdxmsxw0kdggdgq0x5au792dwdkpfjgdaxf0vygcnce3r6nn3kh4gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu3n8m8z The phantom of the opera is there inside your mind! 2026-03-16T09:42:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgsf4auxvm63vduq84mdjdm88t3cme8p5s87klhuxtfjwx4sle9mczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuqujlrp “My finger guns double-barrel. Cock my thumb, gon fly off the handle.” ― Will Smith, somehow 2026-03-16T08:18:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf39rz6afvf7tnjvpwcv4nhg2vnhqpsufrcgenkl7jlqc3hsjytrgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nup2kera Your instincts on when to lie are impeccable. 2026-03-14T21:31:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsphc8k5uw655kx8x3lk5eqtmq3zgk5gqtkt6cdsnnwjcfjvdhhukczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu3f42lr Authentic white people tacos with your choice of cold cheese. 2026-03-14T14:20:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0mx8gt2zca4lk9l3vx260666lvlxvly822qgwxjgtj2pukpfh3hszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuprqk7n A wrestler that is an astrologer.<br/><br/>Oh no, is that? No way. It can’t be! But it is! The Astrologer has Big Jim Kneecapem’s birth certificate! He’s doing a chart in the ring folks! This Capricorn is fucked. 2026-03-13T20:04:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrukutla40ugn24xj32wphrk3a9g97uttqqzr9avdtcnveswuwruqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuxj2fdf Cecil is his own dog with his own destiny. I can’t make him stay off the bed. 2026-03-13T00:54:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvk8vq7qa7f3a7tm5svkn9z0fp7u57qne5xrgwmapcqjq5au57x8czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nufctdy3 Tom Curtis Is burgermogging, hairmogging, and swagmogging Chris Kempczinski. 2026-03-12T09:13:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw0hlghm40tzzjurcurkxc8l4epsalk03kzswf5mq4qcdavtfkz7qzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nukeztsv Dear Anthony G. Capuano, Kareem Daniel, Lloyd H. Dean, Catherine M. Engelbert, Margaret H. Georgiadis, Mike Hsu, Jim D. Farley, Jr., Jennifer L. Taubert, Paul S. Walsh, Amy E. Weaver, and Miles D. White,<br/><br/>Your CEO should be replaced just to shut him up. Please pay me my $50k fee for the consulting. 2026-03-11T00:02:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy0ld9hdcpeypwfz7vaxap7eyru6zfwxvwulm07f8cvr2qm6c2g5czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu2u834l Dear board members: if your CEO can’t log-off then get rid of that CEO. They make too much money to be a fool.<br/><br/>#KickOutKempczinski 2026-03-10T23:58:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz49mjx5psawvy9pyu6y273av45v3np4tsj3s8glemln55mgz6cfczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nud70uu4 Why do billionaires have such a hard time logging off? They’re billionaires. Can’t they go build a Ferrari catapult in the desert or end world hunger? I’d log off for like $50k. If you gave me fifty-million I’d be a ghost on the internet. 2026-03-10T00:02:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswnrj4aw4hc8vgtq76vl6xpfun4z5v3ct8hv87hzhvl79gdz987aqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuhr5336 I yell, “I love almonds!” hoping the cashews hear since my heart burns with desire for them and them alone. 2026-03-06T20:11:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstxh0sykxqn30lvy9keqph95h08najljftk7xwx3t8a62d6svyf9szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuhp5nh9 Americans will do the most exquisite mental gymnastics. They won’t stream an artist that groomed a teenager because “I’m not giving money to a pedophile” but that same person will pay their taxes to pay pedophiles to start wars instead of making Ziggy Stardust. 2026-03-06T03:39:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstk03gwwzcse0vvyd5gd7g8gz5j7untr30fhht7dxvwhndp8g2hrszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nugxunqv Reminder TestFlights for all the apps are here and Waking Words now has a Mac app!<br/><br/><a href="https://brutechild.com">https://brutechild.com</a> 2026-02-27T19:42:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9fj7tkk6jrn767q20ve8t8d595qr7j80kem3nvnamajre8v8ndygzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nusedkkp Prefacing messages with, “If this wakes you up it&#39;s your fault for not using sleep mode” this morning. 2026-02-26T09:57:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqk2px82jjgeh5jvtc6n9plftv45hmr8xrxq8495xaduxlc6vjh9czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nupw4hcc Prefacing messages with, “If this wakes you up it&#39;s your fault for not using sleep mode” this morning. 2026-02-26T09:56:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr9r6n0euvtnen9gadclk7gastvq0ykfprxp5e0h4x5rpq52awh5szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuutj8ls Anyone know a mid waifu? 2026-02-24T20:08:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqgnfj6vy6y9rnrhefegq4ggkzpslfm8dx0kgasp89ec98s2w8eygzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu9vyz42 Bragging. <img src="https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/dfa63c5f86d17946e956898ad897cb14dd1b66d181a663c927a366b88750e93e/7d0b23e84b2a13e5ba3a868375ab522830f83c2420bed6afcbd5f8b9667096f2.webp"> 2026-02-24T19:01:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxx3x8ak8l32e7fg8fexpwc8net2wdex8phawqxgg320n7emqlrxgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu00aqzp When computers say beep boop they are saying 10. 2026-02-23T18:18:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0r9mppvnax88wkmd7cgyw3632myefql9svwuymfhezfmyq46kr3szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nura8j22 Three apps to keep you mindful and feeling good throughout your whole day are launching soon!<br/><br/><a href="https://brutechild.com">https://brutechild.com</a> 2026-02-23T03:20:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxcgglyav95f2f7mztzc0jtdfm59uf2w9lkmfuzzwqhnjkk2mspfgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuggdemt Morning (stream writing): <a href="https://testflight.apple.com/join/7JmTHTdX">https://testflight.apple.com/join/7JmTHTdX</a><br/><br/>Day (affirmations): <a href="https://testflight.apple.com/join/kZahKmGa">https://testflight.apple.com/join/kZahKmGa</a><br/><br/>Night (gratitude): <a href="https://testflight.apple.com/join/naMBGS5m">https://testflight.apple.com/join/naMBGS5m</a> 2026-02-20T00:36:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqz5894vkvdzayadd4r868z9qv6nzqatg6rlx8lutx6c0l8arkzlqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nutu3f6r 𝕩𝕏Island69Adventurer𝕏𝕩 2026-02-14T20:59:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0aawzlhwpr8pwlzlfqxuahr4qr2knu20g8fylj9t5jrp25p0ypegzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nudzxn8j Huh, DP World is a logistics company.<br/><br/>Makes sense. 2026-02-13T11:43:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfvm2arhstlcpjwd8t4lhj7h3e7mxzgpnxzmkry53e4v2ze94pj4czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nux0qw6q RIP User66087161425886, you carried the weight of work and lived in solitude. 2026-02-11T22:31:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp4fzfkw6x79jpx00cm76emddczjjltn83dfqe6cefpseknyr8rvgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nusx9acw I wanted a barcode tattoo on the back of my neck when I was 14 because I was 14. 2026-02-11T22:22:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx4kra5adfgr6rsjxl2089c4uvnmwlazfh8lae0eqr5gpn8u85evszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuvqc7sp I’m catching a flight so you can catch these hands. 2026-02-11T17:59:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxx99mu6ca8ejlefwr0n6jwfdcavhrrrk73l8y6dn0cddet8zx8ngzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuhsq9ju Aura should make a photo scanner specifically for my grandmother she’s an untapped market. 2026-02-09T18:06:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqd4jxcznf8lrspglna7dyadwgk2ultl7zrazhstk9l20a0g6kf0gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu7q9wuh I made an app. You can join the TestFlight if you want. It’s whatever. I’ll probably end up charging $2.99 for it.<br/><br/><a href="https://testflight.apple.com/join/kZahKmGa">https://testflight.apple.com/join/kZahKmGa</a> 2026-02-09T17:58:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspd0largem4f7yl9ltk9upa2aasasg36ey6cydd93k97g5f6pf4mgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nugjdfsr Xopher 2026-02-05T02:28:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxsjamg598nkcwfprk5th0t92f8ghets0ygf72s249qjjcfysu3sczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuwy85rc Drinky Soup! The soupy drink that tastes like pizza! 2026-02-03T17:39:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd8w67z0gru6m8squ7j9pjndt74hsw3drhpzuegszq65g9hra3nlczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nucvvcdg Have any of you even listened to Fuck U Betta by Neon Hitch? 2026-02-03T12:12:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvqtx2ncgr9xtp34x9slaeuul765s36qawu4mjhudlulkw6j5qwrczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nufmah03 Jesus Christ I opened up the Theeads app (OpenVibe wasn’t posting to it) and the replies are all trash normie shit. Felt like Facebook. 2026-02-03T12:11:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspu3vv7djgvws0v7dsmw6r0l3sesy949g4ep4ydhhy56d4aut048gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nut9mncm Is it too early for a club sandwich? It’s just past 6 am. 2026-02-03T12:07:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9s6mk2gd879ehtzz0gsv0kla7pdtnvk8ss5mpqwvx92kuaxhlu8gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nua554hw Thoughts from using Claude Code for two days as a non-programmer<br/>- This is absolutely incredible<br/>- This doesn’t seem fair<br/>- We, as a world, need UBI ASAP.<br/>- The AI hype has been real all along and I was wrong 2026-02-02T19:15:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2r6v0z8532l8kg9zjr7gp3tkggqwr7dvdsq3cwayjrktnmuz2pgqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nujhz4pm Bawling my eyes out while listening to Jens Lekman. Why did we never work out K? Is it because I wouldn’t share my vegan chili recipe? The secret ingredient was liquid smoke. Why was I too proud to tell you?<br/><br/>🎼But she’s gone forever and however hard that might feel at least it was real🎶 2026-02-02T12:56:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf68pd87cftax9zn7vj2h9r8vrvduzpr9m9qg85d6fkterj4ml74qzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuh7eejc I once invented potato chips from first principles in under three hours. 2026-02-02T12:46:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgehu8rjp4vx666su7ugp43ht0e68tw4r9py2mujylz2eu233mufszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuyqnwew Eating Olive Garden breadsticks at dawn coming up with ideas that would revolutionize the causal dining industry. They’re my ideas though. I won’t give them away. I am a secret genius. 2026-02-02T12:35:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz9g0fjq9p2zztn7mentksxwjnpzqracgegl2j3mykheqn8tupeuqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuyq9j4z A thin sandwich made out of a breadstick. 2026-02-02T12:30:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq9hdam3nll9nzmx6fzz2skdjw8p7pwn7an55s7p6cfthf5ewsnmqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuguur5m Texting with two hands.<br/><br/>Yes. We are on our way to be crabs. 2026-01-29T16:53:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs97hys0nayv7tfqp6dpt8nsarpncfvsp33jfvw5k2hg7uawu8whcczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu4vfl34 Someone send me a laptop I can put NixOS on. Preferably a ThinkPad because I like their aesthetic. Thanks. 2026-01-27T01:28:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswc5m22m6rhmhkg826zkmksw5anyek7suczwjsgsjepx8h93hceaszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu8fhhle Drinky Soup brought to you by Professor and Proctor.<br/><br/>Professor and Proctor: P&amp;P, we probably own you. 2026-01-23T23:30:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr8yr68qsr9r0t22jltwmrhsjjtyc8w6knx8kad8zhwsjxw3jmfeczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu8l7u8k What other sports can we make Americans care about by making a gay TV show about it? 2026-01-23T17:32:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstrss7pftkygl99tjedpvu69fc96g5gc35s634rwjg689jz2aenwszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu9ra4vj I’m in the bedroom with Pop. I’m not doing well (I ate too many sandwiches), but if you need anything from me when you’re home or before just let me know. 2026-01-22T00:20:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw6a890hnm88h6hp5tw8fxn9zp08mk92873nt36sajl3rfqcant0szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuzefcqv Drinky soup is on the lips and in the stomach of our nation. 2026-01-20T20:52:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsre5g2qzqgv8dq54z8c34dstcl6sf20y774xvzuex8h978urs5taszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nukx940m Everyone seems to have Drinky Soup fever. The manufacturer suggests this is just a coincidence. 2026-01-19T23:32:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq9hhqyeh4c0xs34tfk6ltx47sachuanqmlmwwjfazkkc3wf74mfgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuqdd9y5 Drinky soup:<br/>1 container vegetable broth<br/>1 tomato paste (if you get the one with the garlic and basil it’ll taste like pizza)<br/>Salt<br/>Crushed red pepper<br/>Olive oil<br/>Dried mint<br/><br/>There you go kids. 2026-01-19T17:30:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswz7q9t3wdwl3jvyjyq640a2xnc8fsnzk5wayt2cx3q4v68w6tesczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu60h8ez I’ve solved it Betty! Drinky soup. These kids nowadays have no third place. What do we expect them to stand outside in the cold? Well they can be outside and warm with drinky soup! I just saved America! 2026-01-19T16:56:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspadeaj5u4heuessewpguysr8726xztchmaja9ww25k4y6sg7wdnqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuyfptmv Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light fell on a sofa cushion. 2026-01-18T18:24:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw2ztvatwdg3e5nw96ylf7hgks4cjum3320x5925gznh7f3lj2mnczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nugktshl Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light fell on a sofa cushion. 2026-01-18T18:24:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8lfne2v99wl0n27dxrp2jcadpactc3xjrkh4wn8vxgfqk9e2gn0czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu5vuf2f Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light fell on a sofa cushion. 2026-01-18T18:23:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrul7vu2vghc864fwf5yu0j4rzce5pc2chc9t5lq9zhjgcjzck4wgzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nusuaczp Deleted Facebook, Threads, and instagram from my phone. 2026-01-15T17:56:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszztnsxu7ne307mx8w77u6598clzgm0syygecfzddx8s5tsrk6shqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nutlnw9j The current state of America has my mental health completely fucked. 2026-01-14T22:41:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd0dv8ah8knx3fsp65m6fpqrjuxrwvhj8606aj4u623dml96d9tlqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nunskz9e America has fallen without fighting back. 2026-01-11T14:06:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqzmknds0l30e4f0k5uayhd5lcks47f0zxum4qltsj9e9gmg267jczyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuzqecu9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstjdwfldeggm0zzmj4m5yckwl2p3lafq3yg7fkhp9nz655er5r3qskeg87z'>nevent1q…g87z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>“We just piss on Socrates for different reasons.” 2026-01-11T10:39:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstjdwfldeggm0zzmj4m5yckwl2p3lafq3yg7fkhp9nz655er5r3qszyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu2znaxe Dionysus &amp; Dionysios is a story that should be written by someone who isn’t me. 2026-01-11T10:38:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdxmrm7sj8566k7tqjap5v96mmsfkfm9llurrwg80r8pn86s9s7cqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuhmmd2q I’m feeling devious and looking glamorous. 2026-01-11T10:32:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstyp8tdkazhhgl8ssre7l8vyr9du34ctle4es2etwwnezveuydm2szyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu9pxtl5 I’m feeling devious and looking glamorous. 2026-01-11T10:31:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9yc7pz4dzy08n9p5pdk38tacspadkt4dfk5fe2xwq097wqe0jp8czyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu9fdt4a UniverseGPT I’d like to<br/>manifest a lightly-goth fashion-obsessed Mormon couple who do videos under something like PrayTogetherSlayTogether. The man suffers from SSA due to tight shirts. The women can’t breathe in her outfits. They’re on an anti-soaking kick right now. 2026-01-07T10:30:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsymlx6usla02lsusnhd2ff78puj9evl6z5qse3jg596vrhsmalt9qzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu8ncz6d I’ve had the same favorite Bach album for nearly 20 years. That can’t be right.<br/><br/><a href="https://album.link/us/i/742421774">https://album.link/us/i/742421774</a> 2026-01-06T11:10:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyp53r6f9zvq473ssas5specgacl8ceud9w6v4vgqvwvl4r682j3gzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nu52tnpa I have every book light 86lux makes, I can steal your girl. 2026-01-06T09:37:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrem3zgy26dpa2rk83tqpdwgke7j5yxhnfvctww452emqreayx5gqzyr06v0zlsmghj3hf26yc4kyhev2d6xmx6xq6vc7fy73kdwy82r5nuxujkpx Oh no, Hicht got dumped by his AI girlfriend someone inform the local schools. 2026-01-05T18:41:58Z