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Rosh Hasonic #DriveThruHolidays #HashtagGames

2026-08-07T01:24:42Z

Rosh Hasonic

#DriveThruHolidays
#HashtagGames

Missionary position just needs rebranding. A new name that sounds ...

2026-07-30T14:39:07Z

Missionary position just needs rebranding. A new name that sounds less like a punishment.

<reads post> <walks slowly into the ocean without ...

2026-07-14T15:34:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…mtlf
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<reads post>

<walks slowly into the ocean without turning back>

It’s alway a pleasure to break out the Bette Davis meme. ...

2026-07-12T16:09:50Z

It’s alway a pleasure to break out the Bette Davis meme.

Right back at ya! ...

2026-07-01T18:17:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…00nf
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Right back at ya!

Careful not to go all She Hulk? It sounds good to me. I can’t ...

2026-06-27T13:53:31Z

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Careful not to go all She Hulk? It sounds good to me. I can’t remember my last adrenaline rush that wasn’t caused by danger. It may have been when an old friend visited a couple of years ago and reminded me of old crimes. I’d settle for a clear head these days.

Lol, it's bedtime and now it's in my head.😁

2026-06-27T06:24:27Z

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Lol, it's bedtime and now it's in my head.😁

I'm not embarrassed that my mom threw her panties at Tom ...

2026-06-27T06:19:24Z

I'm not embarrassed that my mom threw her panties at Tom Jones. I just wish she'd waited until he was on stage.

This is what my soundtrack is like today. The Rockbusters - Tough ...

2026-06-26T18:21:26Z

This is what my soundtrack is like today.

The Rockbusters - Tough Chick

#music #instrumental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Xij8P9IY4

I unfollowed someone who called himself a professor because he ...

2026-04-08T14:38:51Z

I unfollowed someone who called himself a professor because he wrote “should of."

You don’t know what kind of bad habits your dog is developing ...

2026-04-01T15:14:11Z

You don’t know what kind of bad habits your dog is developing when you’re not home.

RE: https://med-mastodon.com/@bicmay/116200640492149003 Ever ...

2026-03-09T20:01:09Z

RE: https://med-mastodon.com/@bicmay/116200640492149003

Ever wonder why vaccines were invented?

Me neither.
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We should have taped harder.

2026-02-27T23:06:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…uama
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We should have taped harder.

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2026-02-26T18:18:03Z

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2026-02-24T19:17:31Z

This is the “Plan 9 From Outer Space” of presidencies.

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2026-02-08T20:32:18Z

#SilentSunday

They could have put the Epstein files in the Melania movie and no ...

2026-01-28T15:26:26Z

They could have put the Epstein files in the Melania movie and no one would ever know.

You can read any article for free by pasting the link into this ...

2026-01-03T00:01:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…x2du
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You can read any article for free by pasting the link into this page.

https://archive.ph/

Odd reverberations (npub1wtd…zame)

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2025-12-28T23:25:29Z

#SilentSunday

Merry Christmas to all who feel the spirit. 🎄 ...

2025-12-25T05:48:32Z

Merry Christmas to all who feel the spirit. 🎄

Love that walk! I rarely play video games but this is beautiful ...

2025-12-16T21:35:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…ksl2
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Love that walk!

I rarely play video games but this is beautiful and it looks like a lot of fun.

Some Progressives have a mental block about registering for the ...

2025-12-12T19:55:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…lrc2
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Some Progressives have a mental block about registering for the Democratic Party. As concessions go, it’s a small one compared to the potential payoff if they all turned out to get the best people and ideas on the ballot.

I need to buy a new memory foam mattress. The old one knows too ...

2025-11-28T16:07:31Z

I need to buy a new memory foam mattress. The old one knows too much.

My bra fell on the floor during the night and I tripped on it ...

2025-11-27T18:18:17Z

My bra fell on the floor during the night and I tripped on it when I got up. I literally booby trapped myself.

🤣 When I was 4, a movie called “The Deadly Mantis” was on ...

2025-10-21T19:40:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…lqrr
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🤣 When I was 4, a movie called “The Deadly Mantis” was on TV and I saw enough of it to think that the one I saw in the yard later on was a baby monster. I screamed so loud my mom came running and she explained the difference to me. The green ones are friendly but the black and white ones will wreck your house.

Relocated this excellent new friend from a parking lot to some ...

2025-10-21T19:06:00Z

Relocated this excellent new friend from a parking lot to some nearby vegetation.

Wave New World #HairStyleABookOrPlay #HashTagGames

2025-10-15T01:34:38Z

Wave New World

#HairStyleABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

I found a vintage lesbian witch Halloween card and it doesn’t ...

2025-10-09T19:42:40Z

I found a vintage lesbian witch Halloween card and it doesn’t get much cuter than this.

#Halloween

Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: 'We cannot allow them ...

2025-09-11T01:10:03Z

Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: 'We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative’

David Edwards - April 10, 2023

Walk Me This Way #MashupClassicSongsAndDogs #HashTagGames

2025-08-27T03:49:54Z

Walk Me This Way

#MashupClassicSongsAndDogs
#HashTagGames

I’m relieved but now I want a hot dog.

2025-08-09T03:01:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…svhy
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I’m relieved but now I want a hot dog.

I like the idea on its face, but do dogs like flying? I sure ...

2025-08-08T23:35:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…ekqm
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I like the idea on its face, but do dogs like flying? I sure don’t.

I will keep your concerns in mind when we vote on this issue.

2025-07-24T13:42:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…pwc8
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I will keep your concerns in mind when we vote on this issue.

Celosia #Bloomscrolling ...

2025-06-29T16:03:12Z

Celosia #Bloomscrolling

Gardens of the Galaxy #ShowsAndMoviesTheSuburbs #HashTagGames

2025-06-26T02:30:47Z

Gardens of the Galaxy

#ShowsAndMoviesTheSuburbs
#HashTagGames

In my experience, people move to remote places like this to be ...

2025-05-31T18:12:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…697x
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In my experience, people move to remote places like this to be left alone. Something to consider before approaching them.

It wants me to sign in to confirm my age so I’ll just assume ...

2025-05-28T17:29:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…trsc
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It wants me to sign in to confirm my age so I’ll just assume they gave him a milder beating than he deserved and nod in agreement.

Hell Bent for Pleather #MakeASongArtificial #HashTagGames

2025-05-27T03:13:49Z

Hell Bent for Pleather

#MakeASongArtificial
#HashTagGames

Watching “We Want The Funk” on PBS and it’s 🔥. #music ...

2025-04-09T01:44:03Z

Watching “We Want The Funk” on PBS and it’s 🔥.

#music

Here’s a vintage Hitler pin cushion. One day there will be ...

2025-04-04T23:31:58Z

Here’s a vintage Hitler pin cushion. One day there will be updates to this design.

I haven’t relaxed about it yet, and apparently we’re all in ...

2025-04-03T14:10:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…nvck
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I haven’t relaxed about it yet, and apparently we’re all in for a roller coaster ride that no one asked for. I’m sleeping a little better though, for now.

I decided to pay off my mortgage because I’m legitimately ...

2025-04-03T14:05:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…atss
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I decided to pay off my mortgage because I’m legitimately afraid of being wiped out completely and losing my home to forclosure, like so many did with the Bush II crash. I would not have done that in normal times and I hope it was a sound decision. 😬

Actual felon says what? ...

2025-03-06T05:17:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…qwr7
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Actual felon says what?

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/19/politics/peter-navarro-jail-contempt-of-congress/index.html

Turner and Hooch

2025-03-06T03:45:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…7ffj
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Turner and Hooch

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2025-03-02T17:04:43Z

#SilentSunday

Did he die?

2025-02-21T20:35:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…ghm8
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Did he die?

These poor folks will be the first to feel it before it gets to ...

2025-01-23T20:48:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…kwq7
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These poor folks will be the first to feel it before it gets to the general population. I expect mass resignations will follow, and possibly black listing. When the tip lines get TV ads we're all screwed.

Sometimes playing dumb is just the right thing to do.

2025-01-23T19:40:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…nd2t
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Sometimes playing dumb is just the right thing to do.

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2025-01-19T22:25:18Z

The Repair Shop but for humans.

This site is pretty reliable as far as cooking info. They say to ...

2025-01-03T21:40:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…rsc3
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This site is pretty reliable as far as cooking info. They say to add double the yeast to account for losses during freezing. Good luck!

https://www.thespruceeats.com/how-to-freeze-yeast-bread-dough-427560

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2024-12-25T05:11:09Z

We witch you a Merry Christmas. 🎄 🧙‍♀️

My brother-in-law just got his Christmas bonus from his job of 30 ...

2024-12-19T14:50:45Z

My brother-in-law just got his Christmas bonus from his job of 30 years. It was $43 and change after they took taxes out of the original $75. Ho ho fucking ho, right?

If you're worried about being attacked by relatives tomorrow, ...

2024-11-27T23:16:46Z

If you're worried about being attacked by relatives tomorrow, you still have tonight to think of a way to make it weirder when they do.

Alt text without the picture. 😄

2024-11-26T01:42:20Z

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Alt text without the picture. 😄

This reminds me of a cartoon by B. Kliban. In frame 1, Jesus is ...

2024-11-26T01:31:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…ud4j
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This reminds me of a cartoon by B. Kliban. In frame 1, Jesus is carrying his cross up a hill. Frame 2 has him riding it downhill like a sled with his long hair flowing behind him and a big smile on his face. I tried to find it but no luck.

Calling all bookworms! I need to buy a book light. I've never ...

2024-11-25T19:56:32Z

Calling all bookworms!

I need to buy a book light. I've never had a really good one so I'm hoping some of you can tell me if get I should the clip on kind or that one that hangs around the neck. Any specific recommendations?

Blessings in advance for anyone who takes the time to answer. 📖 🐛 💡 😃

#books #reading

Fair point. Since I moved from the city to a smaller town, ...

2024-11-15T18:41:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…v55m
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Fair point. Since I moved from the city to a smaller town, I've discovered that people like giving me veggies they've grown and then they follow up to see how I enjoyed them. I learned quickly to fry most of them so I can give them the praise they're after. 😅

I like the green ones breaded and fried. So many foods are made ...

2024-11-15T18:19:28Z

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I like the green ones breaded and fried. So many foods are made palatable by frying.

If green bean casserole is so great, why isn't it eaten all ...

2024-11-15T18:04:00Z

If green bean casserole is so great, why isn't it eaten all year?

Didn't Nostradamus talk about the mark of the beast on the ...

2024-11-14T02:02:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…jx8z
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Didn't Nostradamus talk about the mark of the beast on the forehead too? He wouldn't have thought it would be writing on a hat. Your aunt should've had this talk with your mom a long time ago. 😅

It's only worse in their minds when Biden says it because ...

2024-10-30T15:33:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…f9ee
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It's only worse in their minds when Biden says it because they know it's not a lie.

My bank wouldn't let me open a savings account in addition to ...

2024-10-25T20:26:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…zyft
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My bank wouldn't let me open a savings account in addition to our joint checking without my husband's signature. That was in the mid-'90s.

T. Rex - Born To Boogie Led Zeppelin - Boogie With Stu Billy ...

2024-10-20T17:34:51Z

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T. Rex - Born To Boogie
Led Zeppelin - Boogie With Stu
Billy Briggs - North Pole Boogie
The Sylvers - Boogie Fever
The Brian Sisters - The Boogie Woogie Man

#music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca8XtJmlIf4

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2024-10-20T01:01:22Z

A spider saw me and ran away because that's how it is.

Vance never said how he would make women's lives easier. He ...

2024-10-02T01:56:56Z

Vance never said how he would make women's lives easier. He said he needs to win their trust. Think about the difference.

Jack Southern - Darlene Cookie and the Cupcakes - Mathilda The ...

2024-09-21T18:30:13Z

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Jack Southern - Darlene
Cookie and the Cupcakes - Mathilda
The Fall - Bill Is Dead
Downliner Sect - Glendora
Idles - Danny Nedelko

#music

The Jetsons set us up for disappointment. Where's my Rosie??

2024-09-19T18:19:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…ht0p
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The Jetsons set us up for disappointment. Where's my Rosie??

Port-a-potties were sturdier in those days.

2024-09-18T16:48:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…fpsv
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Port-a-potties were sturdier in those days.

And I'd rather smell like pussy than Lysol any day.

2024-09-05T18:07:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…equn
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And I'd rather smell like pussy than Lysol any day.

It's not entirely new though, and it used to be a lot ...

2024-09-05T17:31:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…mcev
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It's not entirely new though, and it used to be a lot creepier in olden times. Here's an ad from the 1950s for using Lysol as a douche. I shudder at the thought of it. 😳

JFC, this is spot on.

2024-08-31T20:54:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…ach5
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JFC, this is spot on.

I think the main difference between Vance and 45 is that only one ...

2024-08-30T20:52:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…c3ma
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I think the main difference between Vance and 45 is that only one of them actually has beliefs that, as awful as they are, don't begin and end with his own ego. Although as noted previously, there's way too much time for Vance to become more like his master. Ugh. 😫

He 's already changed his personal belief system to fit his ...

2024-08-30T20:13:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…geuk
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He 's already changed his personal belief system to fit his ambitions, at least as far as trump is concerned, but at the moment - 40 years younger?!- I'm more upset at the idea of having him around for the rest of my life. Hopefully he'll crawl back to his rock after they lose the election and the resulting insurrection.

https://people.com/everything-j-d-vance-has-said-against-donald-trump-his-2024-presidential-election-running-mate-8678397

Or does he understand perfectly because he's one himself? ...

2024-08-30T20:01:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…jngx
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Or does he understand perfectly because he's one himself? 🤔

J.D. Vance Flails When Grilled on Trump’s Surprise IVF Proposal ...

2024-08-30T19:26:24Z

J.D. Vance Flails When Grilled on Trump’s Surprise IVF Proposal

https://newrepublic.com/post/185500/jd-vance-explain-trump-ivf

Graham Maby. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Maby

2024-08-17T21:22:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…jegs
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Graham Maby.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Maby

It's come to my attention that a lot of you don't let ...

2024-08-17T15:50:19Z

It's come to my attention that a lot of you don't let your kids watch Bugs Bunny cartoons because they're too violent. I'm not here to tell you how to raise your kids, but I think you're missing an important point. Bugs was reacting, often somewhat violently, to people who tried to murder him or overpower him in some way, and he usually tried logic first but resorted to violence when that didn't work.

Bugs Bunny is good trouble.

I could name 100 amazing women but my personal favorite is Poison ...

2024-08-09T20:09:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…2rvl
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I could name 100 amazing women but my personal favorite is Poison Ivy of The Cramps.

#music

Maybe they're afraid it's not really a joke. Maybe ...

2024-08-07T18:57:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…6e5c
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Maybe they're afraid it's not really a joke. Maybe they're not entirely convinced that it couldn't be true.

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2023-12-03T19:46:10Z

51% gravy, 49% grave.

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2023-04-30T15:24:59Z

I'm still tired from my long walk on the wild side.