2025-10-13T17:56:28Z https://nostr.ae puns https://nostr.ae/npub1plk0vhd2yma08angaq2rxfdycxv6qs9kx30dgzsgv9xhmkzmrq3sllffh4 https://i.postimg.cc/FKtxFQtX/28-A1706-B-638-E-46-FE-BDB9-BB9-D74-E232-E3.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/FKtxFQtX/28-A1706-B-638-E-46-FE-BDB9-BB9-D74-E232-E3.jpg https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs28l3rrl94862437edn9aftclmp3q57ajh9ej4q8v5ujgean84t4qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxsjq5q5 <img src="https://image.nostr.build/1c02c5400cdac129a0e283dded2d3ea38e31b4a23d13a9fe93c47119428fa17a.jpg"> 2026-07-11T11:58:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfq63yqqc65mmfwsj60u02lh4a2drzpyhfccvkxck6frs9hk3d8uszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx3a8mpz Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.<br/><br/>Me: 0mg 2026-06-04T13:11:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs94t35my75f2vx362j83y3ws9krl868p8x8rnkyq96d76uhpe5ydqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx44395p I was flirting with a gorgeous woman at the bar last night.<br/><br/>I told her, “Believe it or not, I’ve got the most famous last name in Ireland.”<br/><br/>She smiled and said, “Oh really?”<br/><br/>I said, “How did you know?!” 2026-04-29T22:14:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0tjh6zhdyy8pvrv3ujgwxcaugaftrxg5xt9uvr2j7tcrvlmjsmsczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxkmlr49 A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood. 2026-03-29T21:45:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2h0zd7jxuvp9l75gzh9dtkt8gc3g5n7hejqdwyqhc2ddsvpd2d4czyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxd98wzp Our local bridge was closed today. <br/><br/>I still can&#39;t get over it 2026-03-29T21:35:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswuzgv34jhrcnqaa40es2umw0pdse9x90ee2950qmegu85nnfzanczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxdhlwuv Breaking: The Strait of Hummus is open.<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/6b67a82a57dd8889364edddef0b270f5ec9d572f711a185c34adcc2c561cab42.jpg"> 2026-03-29T17:12:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd0wex8u26nu73cs2vczrc328zlqrpg5vk8w8vpt0hlkve5z3cwqczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx2hk3hr I&#39;m sorry, <br/><br/>but shouldn&#39;t British websites use biscuits? 2026-03-22T11:25:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst69zha5e444u4xke69jzd5055nv5scl7n8lrhqs848lvnhraz8qgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxhaus8a I have a scary joke about math but I&#39;m<br/>2² to say it 2026-03-17T03:02:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgx8059hts46pevjp20featszgs92xt5fyhgspq5h3xfd9rdhazgczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx63jjvs Set your wifi password to 24446666688888888 so that when someone asks for your password<br/>you can tell them it&#39;s 12345678 2026-03-16T15:26:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfapgkkvn948ey0j5p5tsa4jaay0u6de6c7z6a2xm2lm6sfvf2gkqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxmexk7y YouTube shorts<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/d2a3edf9eb4b15efb823b9f49f067a9879f2b7f8cea8a9cd5cd40c7e9ffab4a3.jpg"> 2026-03-02T19:25:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvv55w2m6ntr6j8hxm9zdh2459yd9q48xvqzxrtmjvfww5u6mekeqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx7huwlg Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.<br/><br/>This is called the Wurst Käse scenario 2026-03-01T01:24:07Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd4wrm9a9cu6kzt2rt28qtkm00hly9d22y3pahem9y2vhun9nra6szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx2fz2r0 If I had a sat for every pun I&#39;ve posted, <br/><br/>I&#39;d have a pun per sat! 2026-02-26T16:04:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszrtgnk4pnwvm4s3zfmvcygfny6kdcfzyrmzyt753p34u6c5ugfdgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxsdangn Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home. 2026-02-25T22:55:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsztj6ghxtxjpsk9ka5xu7p3tcnqejw2g4prajmp8knssn6uh5p0lgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxwgh82u <img src="https://image.nostr.build/49f20d2630f10c6166683eb6f1fda6596d24258b0905364a76d3f12be605e146.jpg"> 2026-02-17T03:37:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx0jj9pvlxadtlpugtq9f3mjvu3alzm35v34s49gh0laeqxmylqeczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx87ndfp Justice is a dish best served cold.<br/><br/>If it was served warm, it would be justwater. 2026-02-16T19:07:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9wuadqql9w248j4k889kmnmc73ctww6ttzw69an2kcsjnsff9grszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx236nsq I just read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting.<br/><br/>Allow me to Samurais it for you 2026-02-14T21:02:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvytuk56hymj3gmgcyhm7rpxgcaf2dy5h0hlx4zr33k9sd85rwkfqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxaz3kdt Fine I’ll say it. I think Einstein was a good guy. 2026-02-10T14:07:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq7p6w2n40e372y79p2p69t7rxen2mp4q2rxwg987t6hwv3a3hu9czyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxa6q08z Where did Noah keep his bees? <br/><br/>In the Ark Hives. 2026-01-25T08:36:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8q6thpdr6st3zu4qu8rd9jjxhvw0nk7l0dlkwz0fw0nsyk6c267qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx5cuxzq i’m sorry america leaves WHO??? 2026-01-23T21:10:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs24896rqyheejdjd9xkk40ygfdv6edgnq52ewagw0d4ufdcaeq86qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxyfuej9 I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was uncommon.<br/><br/>I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot. 2026-01-13T22:29:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz5lkq5vpywpeay2p9gznsh5acgqx7rlx4xlcghxk04y9dujgavrgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxcxgyw0 RIP, boiled water.<br/><br/>You will be mist. 2026-01-12T17:59:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstta3zcsvdwanja6re5f5jf0y603hv8hqw6rshj8xrkfkr0cypl7qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxcphmnu I’m starting to think the only reason they invaded Diddy’s house was for the oil 2026-01-05T22:02:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsre77fet67s9l7wm07s2n5mc4duwxmx0pul8q6ndxrpysfdndcvvgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxwc0cxr Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.<br/><br/>They put me in the ICU. 2026-01-05T18:01:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgr0n3603hx8q9nmxmy5jh8a0clsz2thjfxk5fqvdp5v8wyeurqngzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxmhxgsl Why is it spelled &#34;camouflage&#34; and not 2026-01-04T19:49:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw43zqcf2m8xj4q39fg7y3vtph0kfkcgd4le8r8h089c0d8t5mhfqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxvmhy2y A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $57.61. 2026-01-03T22:14:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg8k4f3ptculgujgjs65lugdqx9hjyx4vrtmz02xpcj597qewdm8qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxs5xc3d I remember 2025 like it was yesterday 2026-01-01T09:31:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszgyjxxmv0fdpehfxehgq9avnhh399hpjlwa499avlfruh6ngkldqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxf89ql5 GET OFF YOUR PHONES WHEN YOU DRIVE<br/><br/>Nearly got into an accident because someone had their face buried in their phone. Asshole made me spill my beer. 2025-12-31T14:26:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs97seakc5vm4jh6dmy99edqkena0hhfzm28pr9auxr6qekuq9g5fqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxjmhtyc I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe body spray this morning.<br/><br/>Now I talk with an Axe scent. 2025-12-30T15:33:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0wa9ayr9vhd2hwexd5nvavqkm8p2ma5n5juxmky2d03kusvynx3czyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxzxkg0s <img src="https://image.nostr.build/e736fb01ecdc2f2a2586e88bc9a1a38e61d172de9f5e9c30850e4624a46b32cd.jpg"> 2025-12-26T12:41:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgudp0ef9xthha6h9l7vhqf3j0m63eenacgk5ek0j264ensmfr53qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxz74ftx They own sharpie. Just saying.<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/788447723e51c447634d1bf490d8400633f569e693f556e9eddc4c1921569c01.jpg"> <br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/af1418122bd7f741874fb24c730b67b3134d04b4cdc42ccc10b749b0ac577197.jpg"> 2025-12-25T20:29:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsglsr5twtz9067luzpwpvshaj78w0nyd6lvvnlflzxvykwnfs8aqqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxkryyap My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa.<br/><br/>I have Claustrophobia. 2025-12-25T19:14:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0mg05p3dh2n20a34gck3uvr25nn9dmzqalmxh63etx2ayx5xsuzgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxke2j05 <img src="https://image.nostr.build/0d19b826b15f6013d80fa7d4fd0b7f63be27bf6b27f565b0ece20eb0185a102e.jpg"> 2025-12-23T19:30:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8wqxhxjux0w29jnj7mf8m50rvpjddmstqydagekh5afw0l8ujwzqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx0t2jv3 I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.<br/>This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks. 2025-12-02T15:24:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdmscfndfyzamm673rn0aavg6uytq52k97kphx6pnvffu5dy5wx6czyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx2q7nvu <img src="https://image.nostr.build/3a0f47a2355d16ddc067783f2e6d2e2e12ad59556b825d9f25b70f9962e24759.jpg"> 2025-11-21T17:08:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst8knwprrj6fdk787dknnfawd7dfkv6vtue72xr37u4k3fvsyua2szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx92hdkz When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it. <br/><br/>But they were just putting words in my mouth. 2025-10-24T21:21:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszlrrsn88gz96ermrlnn4mj5x658kndzyhcvp8pp4jmz9jfagqteqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxav5edx How many skunks does it take to make a stink?<br/><br/>Just a phew. 2025-10-22T18:44:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2yzmj4eajjxpm47v7tjw39qc4vjlv76zk0kr8v0tjxjvgwpyl6cczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxk73278 Two guys walk into a bar. <br/><br/>You would think that the second one would have ducked. 2025-10-20T20:30:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszwe4cat4y6eayypnkm7dke09tacskdwjy7f5kk2w8hu5t8ffs5dszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxgvswhc POV: You just hit the <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>jack</span> (<span class="italic">npub1sg6…f63m</span>)</a></span> pot!<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/4fe0f76ac0819403086d68a0d08769211ed4fc62b40cb540b6f10ddf745529b5.jpg"> 2025-10-20T20:26:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp9dmvrhh7lxsxfqv7hf68m5xquh9cmlcmjh3yal7cqlss9d4m7lgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxfm9yjy Doctor: I will be delivering the baby.<br/><br/>Dad: Thanks but I’d prefer the baby with a liver 2025-10-20T20:16:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs09t9vun2h8a6qrxvkfc2g7tp7pw2nhqx3qraq84cprywcq2xn6tczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx9vu8uf My wife said sex or dex. I am now a millionaire. 2025-10-13T17:55:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfywf5dfk7qacu32szm62k629gs8saysvc7p40txfw6drw2uqkgmqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxwz5t6x My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.<br/><br/>I said it must be my weekend immune system. 2025-10-03T13:15:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz3kp6r0crysx6vxzysdaam6hv438gkw8um397zrvgktjyu3gll8szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxaep9fu I just bought a universal remote.<br/><br/>This changes everything. 2025-09-29T20:58:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8ummt7ga6rhz7gvpegsrzp5w8g3qk42nemhdkckwdcsn2yhv987czyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxh5pvut <img src="https://image.nostr.build/1204773b0740a30db83ba893398f63d7c56ae1f42658c90f6493937db29773b3.jpg"> 2025-09-27T10:20:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9xnspc98sevxz4t3peh4n9fwsq2486v7d2qq253stj4lyj4q4u9qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx90dc0d I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.<br/><br/>He said no. 2025-09-26T00:21:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs86h7pvrumsnt7sfa5zfsp328ffqwwu06ucwhqg7huqz24ygjnzeqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx6y4yyk I taught a wolf to meditate.<br/><br/>Now he&#39;s aware wolf. 2025-09-26T00:20:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9l8kj9jqrpf2qev5zjxf79535d0g2rupqn7pzacd466rdyqnyzcgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxykr97h My niece calls me Ankle.<br/><br/>I call her my Knees.<br/><br/>We’re a joint family. 2025-09-24T13:17:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsq56fwarthlmy8gzhnx0kca4vj49syew0c5lglfmed5yrg9636pnszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxldm8lh I have a license but I don&#39;t h🥑 2025-09-23T15:11:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswgkuml7nrfx6zxt3y76e6vmx7jwywxx6pjxek0wsa8pmfwjv4jqszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx2wj7f4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgta590g9dqf3wjc09xgvvl4v38qmfmcx2g04gt3rlryu2twlajxcnylvj0'>nevent1q…lvj0</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Step 1: Make a to-do list.<br/><br/>Step 2: Reward yourself with a snack for making the list.<br/><br/>Step 3: Decide tomorrow is a better day to start. 2025-09-22T10:24:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgta590g9dqf3wjc09xgvvl4v38qmfmcx2g04gt3rlryu2twlajxczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxcdv2ks IF YOU SUFFER FROM PROCRASTINATION, <br/><br/>READ THIS LATER.<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/801a8d301b80c6810e8ed8a72a1427a4b73fb3ad54e8fc5ec0a1c4e592e3c402.jpg"> 2025-09-22T10:23:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvn8hvvz2c9f66fx65auhy5wnxx3lfr3fy8j9ln63ka3qsv6crz0gzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxu07esu I told a joke about proof-of-stake..<br/>But nobody laughed. It just didn&#39;t have enough validators. 2025-09-18T11:18:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0tmv6r6t883eluuw7ccklc3nmdztelvnx2mtd0y8uzr45jyjnengzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxt95tek <img src="https://image.nostr.build/64f52e3eb72707ceff4d2f64b7e9145212d56f3b18b81f9d365cbbf7e5b1efef.jpg"> 2025-08-28T18:37:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsycx7y73y8jk4hmqmq3g0yf30a003enu6rgjrd7enmgwejjqtkrgczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxa8vw43 nice crack in the sidewalk<br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/f8f31e7bdd395441eb9b52514ed4fbf632c0843eafdae6028b85e6f7fbbd3a0f.jpg"> 2025-08-21T14:18:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstg8y2gtr8tngrgglr7kh9l7f98gl67vfjqhun0fff9ucwf5ajxfczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxsvh79t <img src="https://image.nostr.build/31f6e141ed978a8e8b74c92a2bef7244e4fb448cf09ca3e401622a5ef0da3498.jpg"> 2025-08-03T12:59:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgqpur46s06zn5xphzyyscy34p2paqwctu3neqpxk6quhkswk7weszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx5g8x0n To the person that stole my glasses.<br/><br/>I will find you, I have contacts. 2025-07-17T14:55:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx7f8xccrhc2c9y724s48a5l74n8whmv5zz034ysvyduf0qq5pt4gzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx2a244n I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined.<br/><br/>Wednesday is open Mike night 2025-07-10T19:40:15Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdqdxnsh2p0waa90xm4fy0hzjjkvssyhyt39wfmnp8elaw2apu48qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx23dj8l I applied for a job hanging mirrors.<br/><br/>It&#39;s something I can see myself doing 2025-07-10T19:39:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx90kgellh3gz2pvljkxsajmzxc3g30s8tutxs7ptqu0c6q5hkfmczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxaufa6m <img src="https://image.nostr.build/c8b59867b8becc5b9b51e2d9e060d0511e45e020cacb75f72cf74ced0ee0ea16.jpg"> 2025-06-22T15:35:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf5n8v2d9cc2he0tp58uyndjl32y6man5d8hnvr3m4lpff3zv8mnszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxp3fg7k <img src="https://image.nostr.build/f10804fd6316c6b93f0694963129582e3bd6e79e91811792a7adb7445d935eb1.jpg"> 2025-06-04T19:18:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy2m22qkstptr3x4x29jyln746xy6gqswevsau65krlg3lnfuh8dczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxxu8xrj <img src="https://image.nostr.build/f01e3cdd935229625ab42deb67d7a28b2442999cfd9d4caff29aab5b66ebdc5a.jpg"> 2025-05-30T15:37:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9h4erfdvau52da9q9ms8gtygztumdnycg77z0wyt48sr33mze8dgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxx43ak0 <img src="https://image.nostr.build/764948e2c7a844953b7ba3523671346b63c52d74331b3b67c286909d498f641c.jpg"> 2025-05-22T22:39:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvl0v6ffdvj26mx5fjgmcqykud6nxumtd4vzj4qral2yumv4378lczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxxrhrhs Me: The eagles won last night<br/>Friend: Oh did you watch the game?<br/>Me: *covered in blood and scratches* what game 2025-05-19T20:15:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsra8gx8jd8fjygm7v9mpwwssydzawxuumaw9qncvylr3j2rkda85szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxfppj7e Looking good <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>jack</span> (<span class="italic">npub1sg6…f63m</span>)</a></span><br/><br/> <img src="https://image.nostr.build/b656e2cc344a38b24b934858379431682ff4a64d45060b76932a2b0980fc8ca4.jpg"> 2025-05-14T00:32:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx7xrgk5smszv4tm9ae4qv4eepje4vr88ehyeazcrgnmgys0e77nszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx0aa3mz <img src="https://image.nostr.build/b7abdb623530155c0c5752695580e3c4e29bae1e4112b741c6e0a57c94247fd0.jpg"> 2025-05-14T00:25:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdu6rzcf58k7el6g6ljpr4n8mxsc3tafr24hj73k5ax3ne9ltjc2qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx625q0u BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.<br/><br/>The first thing he&#39;ll do is to assemble his cabinet. 2025-05-06T22:25:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0h9u5gtl4p0fyyt3lmqf9qyevmgd5n8f264ktuy2h65cqyfyvreszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx4f69mp <img src="https://image.nostr.build/97feb249146dd0af5e050185fc0d454409de9bdc19b6aa6daa89e5eece445c6a.jpg"> 2025-05-01T19:32:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqwzc42n64qh0sygf5uvr094gneawm62dtzftncwd0c2k7cs9ry0qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxpnasna I have so many jokes about unemployed people. <br/><br/>But none of them works. 2025-04-29T20:26:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdjgm8q9glgrvxmkz25gk00kwcf20xwm7536xvx288vn5xhvjremqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxqjljnw <img src="https://image.nostr.build/9ed4ff3d6b9569651a8ca7167d21b8cd34adecd964cb303b1519841d132c5b42.jpg"> 2025-04-29T20:24:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst9j8wv8u7e2gnt30xmn8unacjfy5vc4v5h7kzpx6gr44pjvj2v2gzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx5e5a5r Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.<br/><br/>This is called the Wurst Kase scenario. 2025-04-10T21:45:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswflv2ktahsu26ev6spgp6p43l4twujm8k3n5vwwdu03apfljp9zgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxw6uh2q People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician. 2025-04-05T21:35:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswdflpj7fxqxjt5q6pgt8a5k9kcfw47fhh8urvmcdeftraa0qepugzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxvpewkg <img src="https://image.nostr.build/1d04a15cc230ad4ce833b6ed379ad6f524364d6e7f67bf67dd87eb8d3b842832.jpg"> 2025-03-31T08:51:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgtsv92gukumte2luucu67m55jazswfpeztu3ymcsg5gt05ejdg7szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx0p3lyk What do you call a mouse that swears?<br/><br/>A cursor. 2025-03-28T16:38:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdjwe58hg2rqs2xsur9t6pl2pxgd7ag2rmvs94fw62wvtyh9tqqggzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxl0utkv <img src="https://image.nostr.build/ae6ce1cdbd2383d47a514a15e6ed94e40d4637cee46f097cff85e351e8481a50.jpg"> 2025-03-24T22:40:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszskcmcpaxxe2pyfhwf9m96w3kltntd9cz9pgwde3zp3wragva94szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxt585z2 <img src="https://image.nostr.build/ea98093fa5535c249df47937c748d5b07ca211249dee01d687f2ab3c53600c13.jpg"> 2025-03-10T22:25:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvpf452k5mxgfs9x8u53jn02qut4nhs66jvccz8ckg5yznaj2x4uszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx56aauu Last night I had a horrifying dream that Disco was actually making a comeback.<br/><br/>At first I was afraid, I was petrified. 2025-02-25T20:24:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv2rwq86chx7h44j34lvv4peff3487rsmcka9ekh9r6pmh0j2z29gzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxavslef I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.<br/><br/>Now I have Heinzsight. 2025-02-25T20:24:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswtt43ts36l4sahtp7dehyy9tyd2ee3hedwlhlll0xnh7a5jsj7cszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxx30wxs <img src="https://image.nostr.build/8d9f5be1a289d2e8fddc44e9ebbc2283b006a1ec1b6749e28d304fc4be28c313.jpg"> 2025-02-05T19:22:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs07tx3l3xyn2jwvuhpu2ca5597ca9t3urzyldur7xrvguu2dp2t6qzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxzcn778 Me: What is an IV for?<br/><br/>Roman: Yes. 2025-02-04T21:33:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsx87q7g78t3a98up45ytajkuy3jd7vg0l7knkrnwvrgxud7hwcclgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxjulqel Attempted to exercise this morning.<br/><br/>Didn&#39;t work out. 2025-02-01T08:16:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsde8x8u30nlk48g758rjf4cxcpevs0u82qtfdy0rjvcktlf6hmsqszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxdu5985 A dragon would never explode.<br/><br/>A dino might. 2025-01-29T21:58:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszyg8vyk24sgkukz7hqvwwqggujjf7wummtgghk50rncp3nm4k4dczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxeq6m02 I went to a psychic.<br/><br/>I knocked on her front door.<br/><br/>She yelled: &#34;Who is it?&#34;<br/><br/>So l left. 2025-01-29T21:58:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszg64ye7vyuczpa6509l544kfrl64zg2k4z6s3t47wce2xc5jxuyszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx7dtgge What’s the best present you can gift?<br/><br/>A broken drum. <br/><br/>Nobody can beat that. 2025-01-22T20:21:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstnkukwa7ztguufavq508j2upau6jy8gu86e80jnjgt5jp2nnr4zczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxlrew3f Elon Musk is launching a satellite as a peace offering to the aliens.<br/><br/>Apollo G. 2025-01-22T20:18:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgpepfay8ujhgsavrhrkwvm08z5m6y5ktq8402n207sv7dr7fycmszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxffh753 I call it an elevator, but my British friend calls it a lift.<br/><br/>I guess we were just raised differently. 2025-01-17T19:01:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfyjsy43mwxshy3q0drhwxyczk7r7tsqphyjr82htpymm20h25w0szyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx3au7nt &#34;What are your dogs&#39; names?&#34;<br/><br/>Me: &#34;Calvin and Klein.&#34;<br/><br/>&#34;Isn&#39;t that a brand of underwear?&#34;<br/><br/>Me: &#34;Exactly, they&#39;re boxers.&#34; 2025-01-17T19:00:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz23e59eh42pv0y9fgsn7skks38lpg3zhaxftajxt373pkwhrrpyszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx8wycuz What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency?<br/><br/>It Hertz 2025-01-06T23:59:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz96qwe3wv2xysnq5pftrj0ttgen36vyqzjldsheehp0eyswsc0hgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxtzdum6 I&#39;ve decided from January 1st I&#39;ll only be watching videos in 2160p or higher.<br/><br/>It&#39;s my New Year&#39;s Resolution. 2025-01-01T19:07:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg64e2wra3rll3q9xn873h8ay2w3ztfaazgvxvrdf034vzgw660qgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxrkahqq I remember 2024 like it was yesterday.. 2025-01-01T19:06:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs297d49ku6xnrryk9m2eh3ymmd3wnexmcrvpjsghkjdpkwhgqmkzszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxhu4q8c I&#39;m not a PETA guy or anything. But I do think it&#39;s pretty messed up that they make sweaters out of turtle necks. 2024-12-30T00:24:38Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsws34nu5ndtkexlj30kehxvrvy4pywde7e90mue874z4rkqy3xykczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx27hwt2 What does a politician do after he dies?<br/><br/>He lies still. 2024-12-22T19:50:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdaw83czvx7g0nkfad7vgfjunvglfumzrv9wx2e59grp2s4e2x8cszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzx2622hu What is wrong with political jokes?<br/><br/>They sometimes get elected. 2024-12-22T19:50:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr78l7v62yj2rpdnngszm8uupk2wtaj8xxy4clacws3qlc4hwjmvqzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxv7kt65 There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall.<br/><br/>Terrible king, but a great ruler. 2024-12-22T18:38:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz80gdlfp4xkhrhqctygh4zcnaa6s7an2ey5vhcrfk9mwg2ldthmszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxkq2mrk People are making apocalypse jokes..<br/><br/>like there&#39;s no tomorrow. 2024-12-22T18:38:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvgkcty7h7fyedan8sjz26f9zrru5mj0ppw4e8ss39wselp5geyagzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxfxvmh3 A pun enters a room and kills ten people. <br/><br/>Pun in, ten dead. 2024-12-15T23:48:33Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqc0g00a0tfru4x0rqttdx8hqermf052g44dqr9ahzwz5ldf5gsagzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxeuwket My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.<br/><br/>May divorce be with you. 2024-12-07T07:18:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvmrhzcl7t7a5pcculsu82zp8cmgg3y9cymhlk0y8uy7nvea3aldszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxez0kq9 Santa never has to pay for parking.<br/><br/>It’s on the house. 2024-12-07T06:53:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs92hhgy3g4fyky523vyhc8qvfmknfa6warcp7l4wsja7u8vjthu2gzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxqvu9tn Why don’t governments embrace Bitcoin?<br/><br/>They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’. 2024-11-11T22:12:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0fxgvhj66mfxtuwpxgcmxyzv6epe0r9j9d6pn0027yt3nzxpzjcczyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxke95e9 Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song.<br/><br/>It was a Finnish hymn. 2024-11-11T22:10:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqgxm05ysj90c07rpqspgrm62p7gljlk9z5qkr8s5ct7mt056c9xgzyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxd079xu My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.<br/><br/>He’s the Spokesman. 2024-11-11T22:09:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstp88d40x4tvmyp93r07w9f2k8eqnjcjquf5ulvevk2zsc32gg8aszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxydxpnx <img src="https://image.nostr.build/506a6b8740ddb0ce1da749106451e97dc9796b9f14b849f3a89df0d6c1aaa4af.jpg"> 2024-11-11T15:53:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxukg4jjprjr7yt95prq0jpteafl6ecg2sheqqmc8txdtl42ww0pszyq87eaja4gn04ulkdr5pgve95nqengzqkc69a4q2pps56lwctvvzxr5cl36 Tap on the screen <img src="https://image.nostr.build/3cbb59af2fb042fcf2fa661fdc59b37d652bec5bdd4bf831830bb1f5b6da67ef.jpg"> 2024-11-03T13:14:35Z