Nostr notes by :BlancDance: plushie :BlancDance:

yeah goofy time shit charlemagne did not exist ...

2026-07-13T11:45:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…0l94
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yeah
goofy time shit
charlemagne did not exist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_conspiracy_theory

damn that is like ultra modern the current year is 1729

2026-07-13T11:43:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…j58c
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damn that is like ultra modern
the current year is 1729

games from 2013

2026-07-13T11:40:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…l8av
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games from 2013

>look at os dev community >mandatory open source and pride ...

2026-06-23T13:30:37Z

>look at os dev community

>mandatory open source and pride flags in the icon and banner

>look elsewhere

Vocaloid fans seriously need to gain some taste instead of ...

2026-06-15T12:21:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…qnju
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Vocaloid fans seriously need to gain some taste instead of listening to a high pitch sawtooth wave

Kafu btw I despise mikus voice

2026-06-15T12:19:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…jm3c
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Kafu btw I despise mikus voice

Men are vastly superior artists than women In all fields from ...

2026-06-15T12:17:43Z

Men are vastly superior artists than women
In all fields from cooking to singing
I cannot think of a single female artist who I don’t have a male artist ranked higher that is not a vocaloid

i love the cope the games all have in them i wish more media ...

2026-06-13T04:15:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…5jen
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i love the cope the games all have in them
i wish more media would maintain an alternate canon after they fuck up and kill off a fan favourite character
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-524d11f8-62d7-4329-8048-f3d25de258e0

lunch has arrived ...

2026-06-13T04:12:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…323r
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lunch has arrived
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-e498b03c-a4bb-43f0-8964-eb75fc5584aa

shes not wrong and i prefer this design but shes still just as ...

2026-06-13T04:02:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…dad9
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shes not wrong and i prefer this design but shes still just as annoying as before
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-bbc1d9a6-2c1b-4e6e-9116-9ddf733b742f

why is strea here fuck man 0/10 game ...

2026-06-13T04:01:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…tk6e
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why is strea here
fuck man 0/10 game
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-914fb514-58a8-443a-8ce0-2090ccc1ea26

now we are talking (in every rpg i play i try to keep my hp down ...

2026-06-13T03:39:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…xd4m
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now we are talking (in every rpg i play i try to keep my hp down in exchange for other stats)
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-036c983d-5525-49aa-a90f-a702f2a0d3a8

“You should turn back and return to town, there are powerful ...

2026-06-10T15:38:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…5gf6
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“You should turn back and return to town, there are powerful enemies ahead”
Bullshit
If it can bleed it can die
There is no enemy in any rpg that is stronger than me except maybe the crimson orochi from god eater 2 that’s a pretty close match
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-4ac735e2-d90d-4f57-8a07-9bf63cdca3bd

He’s nolonger orange Finally ...

2026-06-10T14:56:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…hyvk
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He’s nolonger orange
Finally
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-b87c0596-3a60-4c89-ace4-d06c5b2f4562

I’ve started a new game as my own character instead of kirito ...

2026-06-10T14:42:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…d3v3
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I’ve started a new game as my own character instead of kirito this time

Straight to the first pink woman I see ...

2026-06-10T14:33:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…9e63
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Straight to the first pink woman I see
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-f456c1ac-9801-477e-bb6b-588108a3294b

Affection system?? ...

2026-06-10T14:32:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…v98p
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Affection system??
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-a74df249-b4c8-4989-983c-70005646cb7b

The other man ...

2026-06-10T14:28:50Z

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The other man
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-afc9bb8d-87ca-4a72-bb72-f5b4fa9b6eaf

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2026-06-10T14:27:55Z

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https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-7de576ba-dfaf-4176-9fe3-cad9034fe5be

The man ...

2026-06-10T14:26:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…exwn
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The man
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-40e207a1-5c7c-4c80-bbbe-7b2e455e0681

funny how android phones are the ones with locked bootloaders ...

2026-06-08T16:00:02Z

funny how android phones are the ones with locked bootloaders while iphone has a hardware firmware flasher built into every model and how 99% of laptops and desktops that ship with the linux kernel require physical disassembly to remove a write protect screw if they even allow you to boot an alternate os while macs have always allowed you to just pick a new os from the boot menu natively

and funny how intel and amd have only just this year caught up with M1 and nvidia's "revolutionary" new chip is 4000$ to be 2 years behind a 799$ nuc from apple
and how most flagship androids are now getting to be priced higher than iphones or how apple is ruthlessly mocked for being fragile despite using durable and hard to damage materials while non apple users *prefer* plastic devices that break after half a year

at least it’s not as bad as chrome os requiring you to ...

2026-06-05T13:15:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…3njv
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at least it’s not as bad as chrome os requiring you to physically disassemble your device and remove components from your motherboard just to run some software
I love the chrome os desktop but man id take windows in s mode any day over chrome os

the gay men are also fat dont get catfished out there

2026-06-05T10:31:32Z

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the gay men are also fat
dont get catfished out there

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2026-06-05T10:28:43Z

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2026-06-05T10:14:56Z

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2026-06-05T10:06:35Z

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2026-06-04T08:12:14Z

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2026-05-30T08:25:11Z

slop!!
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-66e7f2b4-d35b-4996-b049-c4ae72f4c43c

What’s stopping me from going deaf then learning to hear using ...

2026-05-21T09:43:15Z

What’s stopping me from going deaf then learning to hear using my thumbs

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2026-05-21T08:30:10Z

huh???
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-94604892-ebc2-4e5b-aa69-63aaf18aaa60

I hope they make another ALO focused game in the future instead ...

2026-05-13T10:27:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…4exr
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I hope they make another ALO focused game in the future instead of more Aincrad slop
I love the ALO portion of SAO so much

i think im done with this game unless i find a way to idle exp on ...

2026-05-13T10:26:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…hnlj
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i think im done with this game unless i find a way to idle exp on kirito because hes still under level 150 and theres abunch of special postgame battles i need to solo with him

Good postgame unlock ...

2026-05-13T10:09:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…95uy
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Good postgame unlock
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-931434a8-a0f7-4a8c-9ae3-b45b6206074c

Bro the amount of Chinese fetish art in the postgame is insane

2026-05-13T10:04:50Z

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Bro the amount of Chinese fetish art in the postgame is insane

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2026-05-13T10:00:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…064z
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Yes
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-9b09aeae-d03b-40b9-8690-333d788431c7

11/10 game He’s equipped with flowers on my fractured daydream ...

2026-05-13T09:56:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…h4n3
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11/10 game
He’s equipped with flowers on my fractured daydream save
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-c57d08b7-5f13-4b90-9a3d-c100b79fcfe6

My favourite femcel ...

2026-05-13T09:54:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…4rec
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My favourite femcel
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-743889cd-0270-47d8-a8c5-141093a76b86

That’s just extra flavour ...

2026-05-13T09:51:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…lzm7
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That’s just extra flavour
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-f8d35bc5-4166-4fa2-b6b4-654531a5a913

Pink woamn ...

2026-05-13T09:50:34Z

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Pink woamn
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-d36133f1-ffb3-40fc-bb75-15acf7b230cf

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2026-05-13T09:49:54Z

Plushie SAO slop thread

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xgcFJ_IfoTI

2026-05-07T10:15:34Z

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xgcFJ_IfoTI

Does anyone have that clip of the guy guy in a suit walking up to ...

2026-05-07T09:58:36Z

Does anyone have that clip of the guy guy in a suit walking up to someone, shaking his hand, then treating the dogs mouth as a hand to shake instead of petting it?

i do keep archives of some things ...

2026-04-01T18:42:08Z

i do keep archives of some things
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-90e67748-fb10-46b8-86ba-28f5547cd78d

and me with a blunt weapon

2026-02-28T11:37:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…tu3g
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and me with a blunt weapon

They should open a route for us to donate to the military Not ...

2026-02-28T08:46:52Z

They should open a route for us to donate to the military
Not like some sort of veterans support charity
Like just give cash straight to the military
I want to help fund warships and mortars
Let me contribute to the levelling of developing countries

https://abyss.cafe/files/0a7d49d0-24d0-4c46-b559-1a917120427b

2026-01-28T07:11:50Z

https://abyss.cafe/files/0a7d49d0-24d0-4c46-b559-1a917120427b

why have they gentrified my Colgate women I’m gonna riot over ...

2026-01-05T08:03:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…0sr7
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why have they gentrified my Colgate women
I’m gonna riot over this

i changed out her outfit and she looks neat now ...

2025-12-13T19:57:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…tthl
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i changed out her outfit and she looks neat now
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-1904c2a1-5efd-4928-a3a3-4697a60c7bd3

i wish she was good for something besides dealing 1 damage to ...

2025-12-13T19:26:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…qf55
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i wish she was good for something besides dealing 1 damage to high level bosses then hiding while the high level players kill it in multiplayer missions
shes practically just an xp and loot leach in this game
pretty cool for the story mission you get her in but useless otherwise

why is reddit mod using her feet now? can she not float ...

2025-12-13T19:22:30Z

why is reddit mod using her feet now? can she not float underwater? is her chest too heavy? i can help support it
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-c73575db-5d1f-4228-b0e0-d2b734faf207

I’m a pokemon trainer too now Look she’s got her own ball ...

2025-12-13T19:05:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…laus
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I’m a pokemon trainer too now
Look she’s got her own ball finally
https://abyss.cafe/files/webpublic-ff673416-7d91-4880-ac15-b333e69a0d3a

because my mouth is on them instead

2025-12-13T19:03:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…mkp8
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because my mouth is on them instead

titty

2025-12-13T19:02:19Z

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titty

no

2025-12-13T08:00:32Z

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no

damn 700$ for that looks like buying and stripping macs might be ...

2025-11-25T04:29:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…2udx
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damn 700$ for that
looks like buying and stripping macs might be profitable again soon
you can get a 256gb+ ddr4 mac pro for under 2000$ rn

Windows phone was way ahead of its time You guys missed out on ...

2025-11-20T03:23:36Z

Windows phone was way ahead of its time
You guys missed out on its peak of functionality in 2018 but it’s still usable today
Almost every feature coming to iOS and android for the past 6 years has been ripped straight from windows phone
Windows phone even had an ai assistant built in instead of just a generic voice assistant before iOS or android
Has a pressure sensitive camera button, dual cameras, usbc with a desktop mode, manual focus camera, and even a face scanning unlock that still beats apples Face ID

Currently trying to convince the government that hosting a ...

2025-11-05T10:27:00Z

Currently trying to convince the government that hosting a pokemon tcg event and having a registration forum that includes a convicted pedophile checkbox is not a good idea

you should buy a full sized keyboard they are really nice ive got ...

2025-10-28T12:44:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…y55q
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you should buy a full sized keyboard they are really nice
ive got one with the numpad on the left so i can quickly reach macros

>linux is going to replace windows when windows 10 loses ...

2025-10-26T23:00:13Z

>linux is going to replace windows when windows 10 loses support

>windows 10 loses support

>new mac sales jump 15% during a time where almost nobody can afford a new mac

>used mac sales raise significantly too

>linux market share remains the same

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2025-07-17T15:10:01Z

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I hate deer so much Stupid fucking -5 iq sacks of meat Almost as ...

2025-07-03T17:28:31Z

I hate deer so much
Stupid fucking -5 iq sacks of meat
Almost as worthless of an animal as dolphins
I would not mind an extinction

where Fubuki I don’t wanna lose Fubuki if holojp goes

2025-04-16T03:46:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…acar
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where Fubuki
I don’t wanna lose Fubuki if holojp goes

I once beat until I could hardly breathe Self harm beating is ...

2025-03-20T09:00:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…w9g2
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I once beat until I could hardly breathe
Self harm beating is great

WebKit browsers still exist btw You can have WebKit without ...

2025-03-07T00:12:27Z

In reply to nevent1q…v34q
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WebKit browsers still exist btw
You can have WebKit without safari and it’s the default on several Linux distros aswell as Amiga+Morph OS
Hell I even have a WebKit browser installed in place of chrome (though chrome sadly still needs to exist for desktop rendering) on a Chromebook I use for testing my Linux crosscompiles

lmao

2025-02-25T19:17:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…fasn
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lmao

can’t wait to get a job in tech 20 years from now where my job ...

2025-02-17T15:43:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…qnvp
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can’t wait to get a job in tech 20 years from now where my job is just pressing the power button for people and I get paid 130000¥ per day to do it because society has become collectively stupid

my sister can’t comprehend what a file even is and needed help ...

2025-02-17T15:40:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…qn9c
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my sister can’t comprehend what a file even is and needed help turning on her phone
We are on route to the Stone Age

Atleast it’s better than openfirmware on arm

2025-02-09T12:26:18Z

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Atleast it’s better than openfirmware on arm