2026-07-05T14:07:09Z https://nostr.ae TayFoNay, Pet Detective https://nostr.ae/npub1ranzkkjqqk4szpvxwynzht08a6s4lt63ahype8z4wdxf9v6kys6q0pdnlr https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/649/956/518/401/448/original/f9b1edc395c2f8e8.png https://media.beige.party/accounts/avatars/110/649/956/518/401/448/original/f9b1edc395c2f8e8.png https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw5wpp7d6j3qhpxt8awyj36q7wszzethxjutfqmzygaetf3scx83czyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgl0ar5r #SilentSunday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/708/473/313/895/812/original/17ed3c6be14b1be3.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-07T10:59:37Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspjc8sy9wdj5jxptulyutgsrf9z240pvycva0unh49etw67kmujdqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrglnjmcf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgdtaszfnfheh0kt8xr345z5vncv0fsrwcnqfqxuqchmh4uuvfqgglafjwf'>nevent1q…fjwf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>This kinda reminds me of “The Spindle” that went up in the Chicago suburb of Berwyn when I was a kid. Also highly controversial. Alas, it was torn down in 2008 to make room for a Walgreens.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/702/715/958/268/717/original/cf27809256c3ed4f.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-06T10:35:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsregupue0ex9cxg4nmkxz5qnc3kjfn9lvmc3j73mpa226kdwuxd3szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgyn6g6e It’s alive!<br/><br/>Now let’s see what shit I was listening to in my 20s…<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/699/251/307/224/785/original/1434bfc24a96b1d8.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-05T19:54:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrevkrfh4tg2fuslvwkwkv5x76urk52j2np45utjq70xsyv9uq6dszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgeekfsx Colon news!<br/><br/>TIL there’s an app called “Chart Your Fart” where you can log your TOOTS. I learned about this from an actual real Medscape article entitled Flatus Status: How Many Farts a Day Is Normal?<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/696/980/849/765/052/original/7249589d10244741.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-06-05T10:16:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswnd7efywf6jvuxmhkm2st37ulnn84ahd5p0mznf804ptew3jlgrqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgtr9f6w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst0p966gsjj203yex49tmhr7hxyl7gqa8ngj28l7tr9xlm39qqmkg20rxqa'>nevent1q…rxqa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>That doesn&#39;t work, it doesn&#39;t even rhyme. 2026-06-02T20:14:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst0p966gsjj203yex49tmhr7hxyl7gqa8ngj28l7tr9xlm39qqmkgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgs95qag Slaughterhouse 6: Electric Boogaloo 2026-06-02T20:14:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfmfufq5d28c9f9m03rnq0dxd6fehp3qw76lw4hf40zn55v5hn82qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrguc0vuq The people have spoken.<br/><br/>Best savory pie 2026-05-31T12:28:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2z5zm3594s3qhnnj6wvckhvzglel9p5zxlw6zlfll6l80ud3vk9gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgaqx52j Kauai kat <br/><br/>#caturday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/664/100/478/562/031/original/4d5ea11ee63fd5cc.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-30T14:55:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqr8vwefuqqkkdj33hqvalzkz7pjl6vmcaf5qg68g4myuz5ce0nsqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgzslufl In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvrtd8avzd8v27d87487jzj3wsqsta4c7vflryc629rcr7eadym9gqsyh8p'>nevent1q…yh8p</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Do other countries do this? 2026-05-25T11:44:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvrtd8avzd8v27d87487jzj3wsqsta4c7vflryc629rcr7eadym9gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgp0ne9u Bored? Do a Google image search for “american flag eagle boxer briefs.” 2026-05-25T11:34:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp4vt5ae4s5n38qa5nly5npe0mn4hf2qulpy3tzrzzrklz0qxj8dszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgu2m5zk <span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Person"><a itemprop="url" href="/npub1eluew7jrnrvd2lddpay0h2zt7wwwke9w62mszcz8sqy7mrv974wsymgv66" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1"><span>The Onion</span> (<span class="italic">npub1elu…gv66</span>)</a></span> absolutely killed it this month with their print ads<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/615/359/713/015/981/original/ca332b8c0a5a4b0b.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-22T00:19:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxq7sv6jjapt2g3ursfltcx4hztz79ukka2wz4wmkz9pylt50w6cszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg4wkxjn Tales from dystopia:<br/><br/>The hot new trend everyone isn’t talking about are these tracking devices that now come with your conference badge! To “understand who is attending which sessions.”<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/517/525/243/952/176/original/8e2aefe43fef8c0c.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/517/525/354/316/631/original/94cbb098282ccd47.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-05-04T17:39:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw9nmn9vmvznymrquc0lzgy6uegc9trxw3jaaqutm4hg0muj79z0szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgu9y2ul This time of year in Chicago is psychologically harder when it comes to the weather than, say, January. Sure it’s -15F after a foot of snow just fell, but in spring we get little tastes of warm weather and then Mother Nature is like lolz here’s some wind off lake michigan, assholes. 2026-04-26T12:42:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqw3tfdjmtf9nuu986svjgjgrhdq4nsmf4uu43mmsaw68y0u9m2dszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgxqhdyj I really don’t care, do u? 2026-04-26T02:00:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgy7xzgt3z5vve406gx07px9xfl59gemljhrrfwfun2ue9dc7pxpqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgxsdd3h Menace to society<br/><br/>#Caturday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/465/243/288/469/786/original/9a6143ebf94172cd.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-25T12:03:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr3e2ay5avwt6pptewpdt0fe0w94gsn2c5pwlmxudz9lycn82j90szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg3acjzy Happy birthday to my now 15 year old! Holy shit, what happened?<br/><br/>Today is also John Cena’s birthday, which she loves to be reminded of because of whatever that meme was where kids would yell John Cena! So, you know, if you’d like to post your best John Cena memes here I’m sure it’d make her day 😊 2026-04-23T10:47:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsryzrwgjk6kh7qdvulcdwsesgmrxfm4ty2t767dhrd9jjqptj2fmgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgkcmkwv Our 18-year anniversary is next month, which apparently is the “porcelain” anniversary. Google listed things like Lladros and kintsugi sets as gift ideas.<br/><br/>Mr Nay: so, a toilet? <br/><br/>#blessed 2026-04-20T10:46:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyruygyu8ewj4l6kmjqfesxufv7z7jj64vswtprzc4qp2d7pqyy4czyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgkghc7p Thinking about entering meetings like a WWE fighter 2026-04-19T01:17:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9xy8hcqsqc6800ujrh8k05gg89mdyt85ahuhgsh5ys8dkx6h2uzczyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg949s99 Tales from beyond the Fedi bubble:<br/><br/>Yesterday our keynote speaker was a “strategic futurist” so yes of course they talked about AI for 45 minutes. During a conversation at my table, people shared how they use AI and I asked one person, who was using it to summarize social chatter on the internet about certain topics, how you can vet the information given. At first I think she felt defensive, but as she talked through it you could see a realization like oh shit I really can’t. <br/><br/>Then toward the end of the day we had to fill out a form for compliance reporting (pharma has to report if they gave me food) and since I’m a licensed healthcare provider I have to report my NPI number (national provider identifier). I don’t have that memorized so I googled it, something I’ve done for years to quickly find it, and the AI summary said there was no information linking my full name and degree to an NPI. But if I scrolled past the summary the first website preview listed my NPI.<br/><br/>So I showed the woman next to me like hey here’s an example of how AI gets it completely wrong. She was floored. <br/><br/>It’s bad out there, folks. 2026-04-16T11:57:23Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfyaxc06yz2yq3cq8xjjkesqm68nfectm4x7d7kh3a4af4q9mws7gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrggplk4c One psychological “hack” is to replace “I have to [do something]” with “I get to [do something]” so it feels less bad. <br/><br/>I get to go to San Francisco today. <br/><br/>I get to pay a bunch of taxes by Wednesday. <br/><br/>I get to live under a mad king who thinks he’s Jesus. <br/><br/>Totally better. 2026-04-13T11:02:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs95m40ctcv9plnwrj7st7fxgvh5cwgmvmmcqj0cwmmxyxxf5kupagzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgdc2xgx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqnfkuv7ggl2ajwjcrgnyajt4lrc0z6ua4h628lztdm880jtt9q9qyhuar7'>nevent1q…uar7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I&#39;ve lived with Crohn&#39;s disease since 2002, and have worked as a clinical psychologist with people with chronic illness since 2009. I&#39;m fucking tired. I&#39;ve watched the entire healthcare system turn to utter shit. Not that it was great in 2002, but 24 years on it&#39;s horrific. I&#39;ve heard thousands of stories from patients. The gaslighting. The insurance denials. I would&#39;ve been an expert witness in a lawsuit with UnitedHealthcare if they hadn&#39;t settled, and I heard what that discovery process uncovered. <br/><br/>I&#39;ve worked alongside absolute con artists who parade as leaders in medicine. I&#39;ve heard the stories of the affairs and sexual harassment. So yeah, hard core Dorothy energy at this point. 2026-04-07T15:42:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqnfkuv7ggl2ajwjcrgnyajt4lrc0z6ua4h628lztdm880jtt9q9qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg8ks5xl I&#39;m attending a small conference next week and was asked to send in a picture of something that explains &#34;why I work in the non-profit patient advocacy space&#34; and this is what I sent in<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/364/143/100/291/085/original/56cc76bda728e611.png"> <br/> 2026-04-07T15:33:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs283nsvwx7ttehekzsjvdnjnrsjd2yykcp5wexkcrn33zn83aktlczyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrglj26g3 Good morning from the rim of the valley of shouting roosters <br/><br/>#Hawaii<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/347/465/450/746/658/original/b1054a1830323571.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-04-04T16:50:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2vff4gec5davx68qv4maxnxs62x2e7sgcmr23qeq3c0m9zjml39gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrge6t2dz So, when I got married I changed my last name mostly because Mr. Nay&#39;s surname is super simple and my maiden name is a pain in the ass I had to always spell and nobody could pronounce, etc. At first I moved my maiden name to be my middle name, mostly because I was graduating from grad school, working on getting licensed, etc. and was advised this would make things smoother. I eventually dropped my maiden name and went back to my original middle name. This is what&#39;s on my US Passport.<br/><br/>When I voted in the primaries earlier this month, I noticed my registered name was the First Maiden Married, which does not match my passport. You know, the ID I&#39;ll need to present if the SAVE act is passed. So I went online and requested a change to my name on the voter rolls. This is the subtle shit a lot of people may miss should that stupid legislation be passed. If I didn&#39;t catch it, I would have rolled up in November and been turned away. <br/><br/>#USPol 2026-03-27T15:15:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxk775egg8lm74txw0j40jmfxl4ryamvjfevkz6yl4g2vr94puknszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgm3pf4j I hadn’t really considered the long term ramifications of watching a fuck ton of The Three Stooges as a kid 2026-03-27T11:07:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgmz8yes6yp52z5gd0l67v4afc8u2adamspqcqspujr8zl49lk3uszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgd98q80 So, what are you gonna do when he dies? 2026-03-25T13:10:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszr7eze9wa4x2l7v3kwjlks2l5zcm52v82whrm3t43fhlga99r85czyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgd2cnnl The kids are alright news: <br/><br/>The other day, 14’s school hosted a “Marines challenge” during gym classes and she clocked that bullshit immediately. I’m guessing it was local recruiters talking up the few, the proud, the marines. They had a form you had to fill out with your contact information to participate. It was voluntary and 14 declined, calling it recruitment propaganda. Her teacher tried to explain it and 14 was like nah, bruh. Pass. 2026-03-25T11:09:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszvyvs9lzlzlvfqqfm8zn7tydq43hp9p3vh88s2fmacyjh2kc228szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgskzu6n This orchid is around 8 years old and every year it blooms bigger than the previous. It’s been like this for a month, at least. It’s out of control. I think it might be plotting global domination. <br/><br/>#BloomScrolling<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/257/658/216/142/073/original/ce8c427901496224.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-03-19T20:11:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2sktcnyv38clrred8v9z2fs8ef2rqd87re0easwngwveaa6ex6pgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgxsgjxn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsw5yez5ygx0948w7262pf60u36sf4nhs49uvnkwe496sxnlvy2ccszygpyj'>nevent1q…gpyj</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yeah it’s gonna be a long night. Tornado was by Kankakee. Is it going to hit you or fizzle out? 2026-03-11T00:06:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgpxrkhcay9qs55073t6dpw2mld6x6f7xkj85f0mpt90w7evzu4xqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg6cvhgz Driving a mile just cost me $500 (deductible). <br/><br/>Baseball sized hail has made my car sad. Springtime in the Midwest. <br/><br/>#chicago 2026-03-10T23:31:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2a6dwjcjvp98lm3yce9sputl26pag8qqg6qe9j5wd2kafmlgas0czyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgmlfudk What a stupid time to be a therapist. 2026-03-02T15:02:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9ffk4vl8xm8f4urhhtsu0afm9rdp6c3kank8gc3nfufrpgjcmt6gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgudhrnm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfrtul0a5yjhm0e8pryx32tnfw5muufj9j6v43m87wuctkc8l3atq7enln9'>nevent1q…nln9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>He GAVE A TALK ABOUT MY RESEARCH ON MEDICAL TRAUMA I MAY KICK HIM IN THE DICK but in Swedish 2026-02-16T23:09:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfrtul0a5yjhm0e8pryx32tnfw5muufj9j6v43m87wuctkc8l3atqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg8hau83 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsgz2cypsnnc5m7cewn0s60lm9rdcafxjqtsy4vhvz6c7hvdlr3llg5nk22e'>nevent1q…k22e</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Please baby yoda let me run into him in Stockholm 🤞 2026-02-16T23:08:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgz2cypsnnc5m7cewn0s60lm9rdcafxjqtsy4vhvz6c7hvdlr3llgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg90zkhf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf8e9tf3zaqsfc043j0wmfaxhdha4fv4u8pd03udzk8jvvq7s8lqczftw77'>nevent1q…tw77</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I realize y’all aren’t in this world so the insanity of this revelation means little. This guy tried to undermine my entire field. For 20 fuckin years. He’s the worst grifter I’ve ever met. And I’ve met a LOT of grifters. 2026-02-16T23:07:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf8e9tf3zaqsfc043j0wmfaxhdha4fv4u8pd03udzk8jvvq7s8lqczyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgvxfh66 Bruh, heard through the grapevine this motherfucking asshole physician who made it his goddamn job to undermine the need for mental heath support for people with inflammatory bowel disease is now giving talks at conferences about the importance of mental health in IBD. These people are so THIRSTY. There’s an 93% chance he’s going to be at the same conference I’m heading to and god I hope I run into him. 2026-02-16T23:05:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9m02uj3lxudkvwrpl9u7h3dxl4zqem0th67nafcxf5fhclrxmddqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgc8p4x8 Current conditions in Chicago<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/074/935/921/629/419/original/35b86b4ea1037bd4.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-15T13:42:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9w2tnkcnkjy7a0l2e8gmpxzwqg9pgwrg4mkyndhtxg88rpxu3g0qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgggqpz3 Guys, I’m going to Sweden for the first time. What do I need to know? Wrong answers only.<br/><br/>ETA: you all are killing me 😂 thank you for your brilliance 2026-02-14T21:06:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsprup60uzx8nczlrqfhwf2xf8kvc5lwt8wku0ngjxz79vu8z33hzgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg06qslu Mumbrella 🐓 <br/><br/>#BirdsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/066/206/293/516/383/original/bd3d1f5e7c140366.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-14T00:42:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswcya84pcdqyznk0p8vlmuwa63ws0ecqjyhay03dlyrhf7ljtzyjqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg44aawm This guy decided he wanted to go back into the water but instead of going around the group decided he was going over. They can pull themselves about 4-5 times before needing a rest so things got a little testy from time to time, especially when he dragged his butt across another’s face.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/040/880/175/049/358/original/9bc0f09a38c9855e.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-09T13:21:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw2znt6dndstxkegyeh0jj30t738lytasqmddky0mcxk70nc3ps4qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg0d9d5j #SilentSunday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/034/986/269/438/939/original/f4d6be5e463d6678.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-02-08T12:23:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf77gwcv42m5veh7wgtdy6n40zjympsg36w8qza4l757njxxja72szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg06lpck 14 had a bi-annual active shooter drill today at school and her “job” was to hold the special rope they keep in classrooms to hold the door shut while kids pile the desks and chairs in front of it. You know, normal shit. 2026-02-03T21:58:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszt79mmw7az3z9e7ejfrgpl9hzzuh5zzwmah30dexhzrk8ppe0z3szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrghns378 Oh fuck you universe for taking Catherine O&#39;Hara before you took that orange motherfucker. This is all kinds of wrong. 2026-01-30T18:43:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8asxdv6q2spgxfzkpegprkedyhjqyu40ngw56nh6ya7dy2eqld8szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgslqyn0 Which is it? 2026-01-30T09:44:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfzaupfq86z8jt8tcdcnw6pfsvv4dwn26aq5nc7mzc29a7kxwyvaszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgllalsk Going to start responding to things with “totally tubular” for a bit 2026-01-30T01:26:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp5869e0man2xcdynpr3xcc9sldcjesp9n3latrn5ylcpaedu94xgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg9wpnyg Went to Costco yesterday for the primary objective to buy tins of cat food. Forgot to buy tins of cat food. But I did get a giant tub of cottage cheese. 2026-01-22T17:35:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszktfhrpww2z358mh9hz4j5tt2ncvkj0c9mhu8up953dy36ewe65czyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg4c232d In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsr90lawj97lrqf3kp9z4724m23zelskmx3py6tx25dylt5vq2aq9ggtr2rv'>nevent1q…r2rv</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Curse you, Bz! Looks like it’s making its way south very slowly…<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/925/469/657/719/550/original/32e5a31266a8436b.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-20T04:11:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvczwym86jyrpvfp7p5ccfu0fgar74ftw29cwz7575p50fmjr50hszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg5t6dhv Lotta vagina talk on the Beige TL today 2026-01-19T17:56:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf3mzs7fpeae5vm842argqxjq4knd60xh9x8umd5pdkd8llqysxnczyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgg9j96y Sweet home, frozen Chicago<br/><br/>#SilentSunday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/916/294/541/291/058/original/df6b7de9e3bbf299.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-18T13:18:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspsm05mnf4k8ztp84v7m2n6eqs4uha45x3felh4ngcq3rywq52k4szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgpwcdex Delayed, so I get to spend more time making friends at the airport.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/901/812/553/711/224/original/4d229ab249b1a040.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-15T23:55:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw3tajljtra2mylsn66440zpfeew0hgrzduledqpu5dgcn3v7wa0gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrghq7f4m Hmm, Jamie Oliver is going to appear on Good Morning America. I wonder if Uncle Roger is aware. 2026-01-15T15:35:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxrxsncmx9229z8t7c6kpdr5m8742gy2eyvv4gs5fh6ccwatq7clqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg5mapu2 Thor recommends living in your dryer in 2026<br/><br/>#CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/898/718/486/144/464/original/26fe19988dc128c9.jpeg"> <br/> 2026-01-15T10:48:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8m4956xsf4yyj6kw85vyzq7tt6kwq38repr486f6y2apre8r4apqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrge7y90x Listening to Tom Brady in the broadcast booth I’m often reminded of this great moment in NFL history<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/839/515/678/585/134/original/bec8a79ce209401a.mp4"></video><br/> 2026-01-04T23:52:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxfp9rmykl640tqarzrdkz2n9u4u6qp2ns3n9z5lzmrrtk43ps5vczyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgstumqe Pink<br/><br/>#SilentSunday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/798/300/873/725/702/original/3089543cc6d11aa7.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-28T17:10:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspsqckuqxxr2t6620t2xhrznj2szardunpe22e22fqtqkgaefzvggzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgj8zaqr Today’s plan is to hike up the mountain named “Nounou” aka Sleeping Giant. The legend says the giant ate too many rocks one day after being tricked by villagers who hid them in some poi, so he laid down to sleep and never got up. <br/><br/>Hiking in Kauai can be challenging because all the rain makes some fine, artisanal mud. Reddish brown from the iron rich soil. Combined with roots and rocks in the trails, there be slippin’. The last hike we did here I had 2 bruised big toe nails at the end, but that was 9 miles to Hanakapiai falls and it rained on our way back. Today is around 3-5, depending on which side we decide to go up, and it hasn’t rained in a few days, so it may have dried out a little. Here’s a photo of Nounou, located on the east side of the island:<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/786/598/985/101/847/original/017c244ea63780e8.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-26T15:34:52Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0jrdxkxdl55z5n0zgdpdkmv7myaqvnqqpd39y5f2e0mh6ynk5zuszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgr60xe5 Mele Kalikimaka<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/778/360/402/950/529/original/81ccb70ac6c37f6a.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-25T04:39:41Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyejwv4np7gdgv098pc8ye24j4kpnvx5r4qtglccp7r3gd7ueqwtgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrglplw0r Wires<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/764/114/264/845/179/original/7562ff37b90e900f.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-22T16:16:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqygzl2k80fx7lnh82zz0x7h98uszqzs06e3u8wqhtg5f8tewgr6qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgf5zaq9 Now that’s a golden hour<br/><br/>#SilentSunday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/758/733/493/735/298/original/3e7d5d642c176521.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-12-21T17:28:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszwrnyz907rn9d6fdh6cx0h0lvemm6ytcmta27g9jwzex5jdey36qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgcj9hqm Knives Out at the beach was way better than Knives Out at church. Fight me. 2025-12-14T14:59:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgd65x3a839mzh979aau4tl458exg9ntnh3ll9f9snuwrx2r83ksszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg26ckgm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs9q4dqfsgqr0hsflywcrf6zswdpw8x2uqw25nv25p4lvh59n4zazspkmwyx'>nevent1q…mwyx</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>If you get this reference, have you had at least one colonoscopy yet? 2025-12-07T12:19:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9q4dqfsgqr0hsflywcrf6zswdpw8x2uqw25nv25p4lvh59n4zazszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgy922q6 Beedybeedybeedy what’s up, Buck? 2025-12-07T12:17:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswyha9ycm42xrndkhvy6ze7znk4vkj3syx7kmqhgvuy35xn8j900szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg9p99v7 Mood<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/636/104/303/195/479/original/90dd8084733a677a.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-30T01:42:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszrqswvagtugelgc5gs558jvy9kx9p5dmg26rjdfe6y2j3cvdl2tszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgz5xnpf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszc7hhkmdzuld0h94ad6krvj2aexqnlccv7ue0pg57qel7sv3qryq809lax'>nevent1q…9lax</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Hawaiian SPAM game is no joke<br/><br/>Edited to add: I should put this in perspective. This is at the Costco in Lihue, Kauai. An island of 70,000 residents and a few thousand tourists/visitors. Not Honolulu, which has the busiest Costco in the world.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/627/619/392/870/694/original/beee19dbecfff95b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-28T13:44:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszc7hhkmdzuld0h94ad6krvj2aexqnlccv7ue0pg57qel7sv3qryqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg0gfjgy Yesterday we made a side dish of rice with roasted pineapple and teriyaki SPAM, as was done at the first thanksgiving back in 16 whatever. 2025-11-28T13:32:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxydqxjpy504nl3zxdv6ujyxrrk3kj673e9ecm7rytsa3dvz75ezqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgnhj2vy In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyvvhggh8w65pswnxkmdnfmtydu3j3nr90ajln3x8zpru87g5umrcly5xa7'>nevent1q…5xa7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Jesus fucking christ, RIGHT???? 2025-11-24T20:42:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgf4wk6rsyggnfz9tvsm4f5hmasypasdryvkszqh60lplwween43qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrghe5tkx In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd7vvurqz9f9x64zrzn70lsfa9auhh9k500mnzf093k9jkt25l4uc3p9wuu'>nevent1q…9wuu</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Search term had nothing to do with vulvas, at all. Yet here we are with this deep philosophical question being written about in 2022 :coolstorybob: 2025-11-24T20:36:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd7vvurqz9f9x64zrzn70lsfa9auhh9k500mnzf093k9jkt25l4uczyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgqy20kj Sometimes I feel like Uncle Roger reviewing Jamie Oliver fried rice when I&#39;m looking through Google Scholar<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/606/581/629/817/047/original/b9d443caae86ccd3.png"> <br/> 2025-11-24T20:35:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgykrax9rws27qcw3zexltuqsaq3q7t9szz3u2v5vcs0wdeh6m0gszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg4g738f In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxek5gx7ujmaar4qn0watw0z8aawns59wssk9mmmta4pq5ywt394gwe4hgf'>nevent1q…4hgf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I think I just admitted something that will get me kicked out of the fediverse. 2025-11-19T12:29:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxek5gx7ujmaar4qn0watw0z8aawns59wssk9mmmta4pq5ywt394gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgqvha56 I don’t know a lot about the Legend of Zelda but Link and Zelda aren’t related right? Because they sure as shit cast 2 actors that look like brother and sister for the new live action coming out. 2025-11-19T12:28:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs22dst9n0wd0trzr5g3v4vhmdppchzpeztt5ssrym986zfl94qyhszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg7stwcv Someone DMed me that he really loved my smile and based on my profile pic I assume he meant my beer. 2025-11-18T11:04:08Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspgkckncxjxqpp9jc3fzeycru083aaqn5e0n2w0sl9qf4hjppy3fqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrglj7dc7 One must rest when biting fascists <br/><br/>#DogsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/554/139/876/358/900/original/8d05d5650ca46642.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-15T14:17:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp4sfv9lqa6f4jh7x2u5ugt2zl04dvldjjncakpe5fk8dphvmpg7gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg70s2dn Got my ducks in a row<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/550/716/306/461/307/original/1f9defb1d642bbda.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-14T23:46:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszf7pp556chuh80nfwvsyrk72k648m268mk7h8qu9g8n25xu80vkgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg3dymvd Crazy red #aurora visible to the naked eye. Chicago suburbs, 11/11/25.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/534/503/646/384/390/original/c063687b85c61dbf.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-12T03:03:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfyxjc6pwn5x8g3ngx0hgt2ldl4ee4eza2thle8gvqvenp84rqvhqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgflhkch Big fuckin #aurora about to hit 2025-11-12T00:22:55Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd6sz7yj4kv8l8wr0dsqea6j3g9q7qlsxpujgt5vm428m08ajaq5czyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrga2tewt Today marks the end of an era for Thor’s balls. 2025-11-11T10:10:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsr6ae8fm82pfzztjaayc5rwk0kntgru0nehdk3jl8m8dvq9n7y7cczyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg6hh3s9 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfmeh9sdp2ktzkqkxd0pswnv96r7fmfkkueuz7llxqlz432ddwzxgfmhuy6'>nevent1q…huy6</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I ❤️ cheese 2025-11-10T11:18:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszdh4fjp0fxxeytpt38xr50wc5660xxv00ea2sju9e5kt2vwex3jgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg9vvv4w In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqwse3krld5xkqxx5a377q8zv9f44u3xxh99y0uu6tdep8yhm286sxxj5n5'>nevent1q…j5n5</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I’ve never been to Stockholm so I’m open to any tips on places to see and eat. I’ll only be there around 4 days for a conference. 2025-11-10T11:10:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqwse3krld5xkqxx5a377q8zv9f44u3xxh99y0uu6tdep8yhm286szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgxz5agj Looks like my work trip Stockholm is a go. I’m sure February is a lovely time of year to visit. 2025-11-10T10:59:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgxg7663e3n4j0kpxgp8j726xpqdhp3a6zah3sn9zqj2xc8dn8uqqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgfyljt0 Breaking #Volcano News<br/><br/>The USGS has a live feed on their YouTube channel :LRRR_zoom:<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/514/482/293/881/061/original/2719ecc4633ab66f.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-11-08T14:11:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswnanzaj5qu7z93f9w4fpnktvt34l5ypkgrsvqfzyrkc98ntr7qtgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgjsu566 There’s a kid wearing a MAGA hat to school the past couple of days, so 14 checked with the dean about the rules for wearing political clothing and it’s allowed so long as it doesn’t cause a disruption. So she asked to borrow my Punch a Nazi hat today. 2025-11-05T12:27:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdg5x0dsjr3h059zc537mmclxuydyfjz33zvf3tztktakyeyg9p8szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgws9k8q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs08qmdcm4yjxzzqw8a3dcygsglr0c8wwcllwuy0l70ehjq0dnau3ctsgjf2'>nevent1q…gjf2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Friends don’t let friends move to Scottsdale 2025-11-01T14:05:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs08qmdcm4yjxzzqw8a3dcygsglr0c8wwcllwuy0l70ehjq0dnau3czyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgk4hy6f Still thinking about the fact my friend, who I’ve known since 1999 and stood up at my wedding, is now dating a man who owns 3 cybertrucks :coolstorybob: 2025-11-01T14:02:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8m38xh6l6s4glfpdvt9g2t92w9w237evrm0v4cp2dstwq3glehgqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg9pf265 It’s been a week and nobody has claimed him. Our dogs are learning to tolerate his existence in the house, and 3 years of shots seem to have 90% fixed my cat allergy. The cat redistribution system hath spoken.<br/><br/>Meet Thor, everyone.<br/><br/>#Caturday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/434/456/073/144/919/original/eefba7b8c2934181.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-25T11:00:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgp4m7k2vh5ypjmmmjt09dx0ys2ry9w8hadexqltj2xfngszfyatczyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgschnwv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspa5aadamyx2k6mdgp59u3as2a9m6x9ldjs0wmfhzs0dxrk9l009c7t8eu3'>nevent1q…8eu3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Do we tell them about the low dose colonoscopy prep us in the elite club can get or is that forboden? 2025-10-21T22:59:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswt7gh22tecp53xq2j0g5x6efhdpmqnh4zah908aeqyq9jja7x7xqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrglz5yln In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsfqtjprg3ekghxuggl23jpdp993xt3c8gnyze6mwrt95y9vyr59jc73xp8t'>nevent1q…xp8t</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I mean yeah, technically booze irritates your digestive system but I mean how bad can it be? 2025-10-21T22:53:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsthg03cetec0p03r2t58su4q7327m7wjasefzv44xf4y32vcfwsfgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgtn9h0m In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs97406dn2q8a9wnlsa5mvhcd6qg75cygxe927fq5fqz7rh9cx7tvskmtr2z'>nevent1q…tr2z</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Better 2025-10-21T22:26:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqs2mc85gq57p4q05vm95h75n36zdq3rvkx0uk65dvslqe7efwg6szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg4dx9cg In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqfzll6lwpw9gkzly3tzgrcx34pm6j6pfmmf7fx39ke07u5g4y4mc8n9k8n'>nevent1q…9k8n</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Vodka is also clear liquid 2025-10-21T22:24:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspvau2fkwg46a76ap2605mgxhgc4pwfnemyavtzjddra6n27nps6gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrglazsqh Stray cat update: <br/><br/>Nobody has responded to our posts on various sites.<br/><br/>Brother agreed to take cat when we thought it was a girl but she is definitely a he. So now we’re not sure about this arrangement. <br/><br/>Test runs with our dogs show cat stands his ground and is like I will fuck you up, bruh.<br/><br/>Our dogs want to be tough but back down when challenged so I guess they’re MAGA now. 2025-10-19T18:24:25Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdvy4377ku6zf0a7f60ywq0gqfhf0m4r6w6nsvzwp4kd44zw6q4wszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg7ul5ea Found this kitty in the parking lot hiding under a car after karate today. Very friendly so clearly this is someone’s cat but was scared out of her little mind. We’ve posted on Nextdoor, unfortunately no microchip. Local shelter won’t take her so she’s hanging out in our garage. Our dogs are not cool with cats. Hopefully someone sees the post and is reunited. Otherwise we’ll find her a happy home. <br/><br/>On a crazy chance, if you recognize this cat shoot me a DM. Found in west suburbs of Chicago. <br/><br/>#Caturday<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/397/086/776/090/415/original/289dcaf5606849c8.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-18T20:36:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgtuf0eft0x3u024uru3eecddyrwp8aseurfatgv70rfrzkdr2e6qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgmyc4sc Weird. The volcano Kilauea started erupting last night and I’m just going to mention that in Hawaiian legends, Kilauea is the home of Pele and these eruptions are seen as displays of her passion and strength. Tūtū Pele is a symbol of resilience and transformation for Hawaiians, on this random Saturday in October where millions of people are heading out to protest a tyrant. <br/><br/>#NoKingsDay<br/><br/>Edited to add a pic from the USGS livestream. She mad.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/395/198/242/750/275/original/deaed350431d1e87.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-18T12:29:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw2jladerqjfuyyvufkalhe2t24np06he4sjcqd742pmtwnseupjszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg4xfc9l If only I could go back in time and tell 2001 me that I now bear the mark of Antifa in 2025. <br/><br/>#NoKingsDay<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/395/089/471/709/010/original/6e94cbade48b05c8.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-18T12:08:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs90pzt76hfdtu3eh40llfd3ete9q3r7zp40nmavw09rqrk6m7ppqqzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgnmjlpc The ADHDs in my house are fighting because each is mad at the other for the same fuckin’ behaviors 2025-10-16T11:26:36Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstxkmp2ya5s976radtdje45h9czae87yjfent9q36sjkx3keneh6gzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgmk492c Your periodic reminder that Larry Ellison owns 98% of the island of Lānaʻi, the 6th largest Hawaiian island. 2025-10-13T12:31:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrueqkgqla2sks6537ry7qszemgwxpmjrkv68629x2ta349d7dd6qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrg52p2pq Good morning, new Beige members! Calisthenics are at 7am. Please eat your morning serving of bran flakes to prepare for your vibrating chair session later this morning. 2025-10-10T11:48:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszh6jszxmpjf38x3j8c4zktyrv963nctlddmfmsxz6429742t4mcszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgpda40j 1990 orhodontist: put this big tray of goop in your mouth and try not to gag for 5 minutes so we can make a white plaster mold and yes you will have to do this more than once. <br/><br/>2025 orthodontist: here’s a 3D digital model of your face with before and after comparisons of your teeth. 2025-10-08T23:05:03Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdmt94sr040l4q0m48nvktrklg034qrhn0824w409rldqcd4shp0szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgkv949g Took my ass down to the beach to get a better view. Bright moon and clouds making it not great but can see with the naked eye. Even caught some movement. <br/><br/>Empire Beach, MI <br/>October 1, 2025<br/><br/>#aurora<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/302/342/903/962/678/original/6ddd613e99b20a6b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-02T03:02:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspe9m4ltxr92k684p9xtawusxuc05a5vv252f8jenyk9vdjq2tk7qzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgr8j5kr Walked down to the corner to try to get away from the porch lights and a view of the north sky… got a little peek up here in northern Michigan <br/><br/>#aurora<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/302/026/047/344/885/original/2a2ad1493f4cc29d.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-10-02T01:41:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfr8f0m29vgy8d369xcjrawp6tx4u0wlly9tds9fjpym9uk3lrygszyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgsm5cnt In my old job I was so used to just doing most tasks myself because people took forever to get their shit done and I’m absolutely one of those “it’s just easier if I do it” types. As a result I was this marvel of productivity that was great for my CV but inevitably just burned me out. Now I work with people who almost over-collaborate so it bogs everything down and shit takes 5 times as long to do. I’ve tried to go with the flow but it’s driving me a little nuts. I get shit done at the same speed and then it just sits for months while I wait or we try to schedule meetings across 4 time zones to have meandering conversations that could’ve been an email. Then someone asks me why shit isn’t done and I’m like<br/><video controls width="100%" class="max-h-[90vh] bg-neutral-300 dark:bg-zinc-700"><source src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/287/383/662/739/212/original/089c50219577f02a.mp4"></video><br/> 2025-09-29T11:37:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg0qdyke0nmhzft3t2f0kwcw9emd5vuzws9wplffas5wwrttvfj4szyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgmt5zlh [looks at schedule for today]<br/><br/>Who the hell decided this was a good idea? 2025-09-29T10:14:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgqv7xtqh3npyy63umase2ddfw5he9rutdzp09julgqhgd24qg3pgzyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrgsg3skf My friend invented a game that could possibly become the official game of Mastodon.<br/><br/>Check it out here: <br/><br/><a href="https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/cat-conquest-complete-edition">https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/cat-conquest-complete-edition</a><br/><br/>#CatsOfMastodon<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/278/852/846/650/986/original/9fc1e2d86700145b.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-27T23:28:20Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdjl3f4gl25g2rjh8qrevhe6xwsssemuvw2h0nqnscy5374qjg2hczyq0kv266gqz6kqg9secjv2adulh2zha028kus8yu24e5ey4n2cjrglc8mzz In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0snt8vvjc8sgdyyf4nhe4td2u3qjpht6mkvrdxgm70yhkvjnc2ws2tkuda'>nevent1q…kuda</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>A few more pics, including the best hiking stick ever. It held my boots nicely for the water crossings.<br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/270/393/752/494/516/original/ea2516fad5ff8de1.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/270/393/859/223/007/original/44611c4d5589faac.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/270/393/981/001/228/original/04f2dc622a327bbb.jpeg"> <br/> <img src="https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/270/394/096/443/373/original/df74980de2d14a8e.jpeg"> <br/> 2025-09-26T11:37:09Z