Nostr notes by Mama's Pinky Toe

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2026-04-11T20:14:21+02:00

New Jersey is a hotbed of Italian-Americanism.

Ken dolls are born anatomically correct. They're castrated ...

2026-04-10T17:30:19+02:00

Ken dolls are born anatomically correct. They're castrated before leaving the factory.

Margaret, there's a reason the president wears big shoes. ...

2026-03-22T21:14:18+01:00

Margaret, there's a reason the president wears big shoes. It's because he's got a big dick.
- Scott Bessent on "Face the Nation"

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2026-02-14T18:19:14+01:00

I would rather have . . .

I'm not saying Sydney Sweeney should replace the pope but ...

2025-12-22T04:09:01+01:00

I'm not saying Sydney Sweeney should replace the pope but I'm not against it. Why shouldn't we have a hot pope?

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2025-12-15T11:56:30+01:00

Gayer . . .

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2025-10-24T21:23:52+02:00

America has more stupid people than Canada. Like a lot more.

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2025-05-12T07:03:27+02:00

Bullshit is a skill. Calling out bullshit is also a skill.

I have not been elected prime minister of Canada. This is what ...

2025-04-29T04:28:21+02:00

I have not been elected prime minister of Canada. This is what the people want, and I accept that.

Courage is not freaking out when you look up your checking ...

2025-04-26T18:58:15+02:00

Courage is not freaking out when you look up your checking account in the last days of the month.

If a form specifies sex and you write in "polly wolly ...

2025-04-17T01:29:21+02:00

If a form specifies sex and you write in "polly wolly doodle," that is perfectly acceptable.

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2025-04-16T05:28:19+02:00

I only buy licensed products that lampoon consumerism.

That is a good guess at where we might find anything salacious in ...

2025-04-10T00:01:01+02:00

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That is a good guess at where we might find anything salacious in a national anthem. (I think it's also fair if a lyric can be misread.)

You give me an itch. - some damn Barbara Stanwyck thing

2025-04-04T21:50:21+02:00

You give me an itch.
- some damn Barbara Stanwyck thing

Amber Ruffin, guilty of JWB https://bit.ly/3QVDhVW

2025-03-29T22:26:09+01:00

Amber Ruffin, guilty of JWB
https://bit.ly/3QVDhVW

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2025-03-27T20:37:42+01:00

Would you sell one of your ears for $10?

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2025-03-27T20:26:37+01:00

Liza Minnelli has had two movie abortions.

Emojis are glitter for your eyes.

2025-03-23T20:24:37+01:00

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Emojis are glitter for your eyes.

I am going to fight emojis with hieroglyphs. Who's ...

2025-03-23T19:40:55+01:00

I am going to fight emojis with hieroglyphs. Who's inscrutable now?

Some of these posts are thought but not thought out.

2025-03-23T18:43:54+01:00

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Some of these posts are thought but not thought out.

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2025-03-23T17:49:12+01:00

The right person will smell pretty.

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2025-03-23T13:49:38+01:00

Would the Munchkins be MAGA?

In the commercials the babies love wearing diapers, the toddlers ...

2025-03-17T04:08:19+01:00

In the commercials the babies love wearing diapers, the toddlers love wearing diapers, and the old people love wearing diapers. Everybody loves wearing diapers! This may be something to look into.

If it has a hinge, it is not a sandwich. If its central ...

2025-03-16T17:59:12+01:00

If it has a hinge, it is not a sandwich. If its central ingredient is eaten only as part of a food apparatus, it is not a sandwich. If it is schlong-shaped, it is not a sandwich. Let the word go forth, from this time and place: a hot dog is not a sandwich.

You'll know the country's taken a turn when Newt Gingrich ...

2025-03-06T19:22:26+01:00

You'll know the country's taken a turn when Newt Gingrich stops saying "Judeo-Christian" and just says "Christian."

I want a happy pill. I want two happy pills. I WANT ALL THE HAPPY ...

2025-03-05T19:31:28+01:00

I want a happy pill. I want two happy pills. I WANT ALL THE HAPPY PILLS!

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2025-02-21T21:24:47+01:00

Thanks, Mitch McConnell!

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2025-02-17T22:32:22+01:00

I'd like to introduce squirrels into our relationship.

If I converted to Judaism, it would mostly be for the space ...

2025-02-15T00:07:06+01:00

If I converted to Judaism, it would mostly be for the space laser.

One piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime. ...

2025-02-14T20:11:30+01:00

One piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime.

Put.io is a service--a website--that you can copy-and-paste a ...

2025-02-14T05:36:39+01:00

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Put.io is a service--a website--that you can copy-and-paste a magnet link to. It downloads a file and saves it to your account. It's ten bucks a month for 100 GB of storage. The amount of storage doesn't really matter because you just download then download the file from your Put.io.

Eztvx.to is the site I go to for TV shows whose magnet links I copy over to my Put.io account.

It's easier but less flexible than torrenting.

eztvx.to ($0) + put.io ($10 a month)

2025-02-14T05:28:15+01:00

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eztvx.to ($0) + put.io ($10 a month)

Tom Wolfe told a story about going out for lunch to a topless or ...

2025-01-24T06:50:19+01:00

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Tom Wolfe told a story about going out for lunch to a topless or all-nude lounge with Marshall McLuhuan (🇨🇦) and other men. One said of the young woman serving them, "Why, she isn't wearing anything!" to which McLuhan said, "Yes, she is. She's wearing us."

The difference between "casual Friday" and "starkers ...

2025-01-22T23:45:04+01:00

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The difference between "casual Friday" and "starkers Friday" is CONFIDENCE!

The difference between "casual Friday" and "starkers ...

2025-01-22T22:31:05+01:00

The difference between "casual Friday" and "starkers Friday" is a restraining order.

My Irish grandfather was once in an elevator with my mother and ...

2025-01-18T23:14:16+01:00

My Irish grandfather was once in an elevator with my mother and some older women. To no one in particular he said, "Without a doubt this is the homeliest bunch of women I have ever seen," before turning to my mother and saying, "Except for you, my dear."

Jimmy Carter's funeral will be held before Trump is in ...

2025-01-02T00:30:38+01:00

Jimmy Carter's funeral will be held before Trump is in office. So the Carters have a perfect right to tell Trump to go fuck himself.

Why can't Starbucks sell donuts? Why do they have to be so ...

2024-12-31T03:01:58+01:00

Why can't Starbucks sell donuts? Why do they have to be so stuck up?

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2024-12-24T01:56:44+01:00

Dr. Drew sold out HARD.

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2024-12-22T19:23:42+01:00

I wrote "darn" and went back and wrote "damn."

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2024-12-01T07:18:28+01:00

For ten dollars I will write your name on my thumb.

Swear to God, it was like seeing Elvis. ...

2024-11-27T15:13:30+01:00

Swear to God, it was like seeing Elvis.

Under my law the Ten Commandments will be inscribed on Matt ...

2024-11-24T18:38:26+01:00

Under my law the Ten Commandments will be inscribed on Matt Gaetz's forehead,

Collections.

2024-11-23T01:31:25+01:00

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Collections.

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2024-11-23T01:17:32+01:00

I like your fuck-you attitude. Young man, you're hired.

10/10

2024-11-22T07:17:01+01:00

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10/10

One of the things you can't do with two hands is put on a ...

2024-11-22T03:08:22+01:00

One of the things you can't do with two hands is put on a watch.

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2024-11-20T05:04:46+01:00

When you live alone, no one thanks you for bringing back pizza.

I've heard this a couple of times since posting. I know Peter ...

2024-10-23T18:32:37+02:00

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I've heard this a couple of times since posting. I know Peter Thiel is a first-rate creep.

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2024-10-14T01:39:01+02:00

Which show had more hanky-panky behind the scenes?

Lauren Boebert is smarter than people give her credit for. ...

2024-10-13T03:40:43+02:00

Lauren Boebert is smarter than people give her credit for. It's not as though she can't vape and grope at the same time.

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2024-09-14T22:32:33+02:00

The Canadians think they're better than us.

Is running somebody over in a crosswalk a more serious offense ...

2024-09-14T22:28:51+02:00

Is running somebody over in a crosswalk a more serious offense than just running somebody over?

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2024-09-03T00:16:52+02:00

She won't back down. What a rebel is that Lara Trump.

Jello Royale - made exclusively from the boiled hooves of ...

2024-08-17T23:10:58+02:00

Jello Royale - made exclusively from the boiled hooves of champion racehorses