Nostr notes by 210561 ✨ [Q]

Ich bin gerade in Linie Circle nach Paddington Station! ...

2026-07-06T17:43:08+02:00

Ich bin gerade in Linie Circle nach Paddington Station! #NowTräwelling https://traewelling.de/status/8349416

tram tracks are not supposed to do that ...

2026-06-28T17:10:57+02:00

tram tracks are not supposed to do that

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2026-06-23T22:17:29+02:00

RIP GSM-R in Germany

Do you work for a public transport company in Europe (or anywhere ...

2026-06-20T17:40:54+02:00

Do you work for a public transport company in Europe (or anywhere else in the world for that matter)? The EU wants to hear from you!

As part of a project to create a unified standard for public transport ticketing across Europe, allowing a single ticket to be sold from anywhere to anywhere, we'd like to collect as much information as possible on what transport products currently exists. With enough information, we hope to be able to write a standard that covers every edge case.

If you'd like to help us, you can [download our questionnaire here](https://bt4pt.eu/questionnaire.pdf ). More information: https://bt4pt.eu

Please boost and share!

SIFA SIFA SIFA SIFA Zwangsbremsung

2026-06-11T06:49:27+02:00

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SIFA SIFA SIFA SIFA Zwangsbremsung

we have managed one (1) journey before stadler have had to run up ...

2026-06-11T06:37:43+02:00

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we have managed one (1) journey before stadler have had to run up and down the train trying to get it to start again

usual mix of press, nerds, and confused passengers on the first ...

2026-06-11T06:14:17+02:00

usual mix of press, nerds, and confused passengers on the first run of the new SaarBahn trains

I was told to post this #gpn24 ...

2026-06-06T20:34:26+02:00

I was told to post this #gpn24

only the finest telephony wiring at the hacksaar ...

2026-06-03T00:00:09+02:00

only the finest telephony wiring at the hacksaar

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2026-06-01T11:46:18+02:00

LGV: Lignes à Grande Verspätung

OH: “I’ve just started HRT, any tips?” “Get a Sauerkraut ...

2026-05-29T22:29:14+02:00

OH: “I’ve just started HRT, any tips?”
“Get a Sauerkraut and/or pickle subscription”

DB cancelled vegan currywurst friendship with ICE ended, day ...

2026-05-29T11:46:31+02:00

DB cancelled vegan currywurst

friendship with ICE ended, day ruined, time for the revolution!

Newtons lesser known 4th law: a DB train will stay stationary ...

2026-05-29T09:15:25+02:00

Newtons lesser known 4th law: a DB train will stay stationary until acted upon by a large enough force (the threat of even more delay payouts)

how it’s going ...

2026-05-28T23:17:18+02:00

how it’s going

Saarbrücken Messebahnhof. Keine Züge hier seit 2006. ...

2026-05-24T18:31:19+02:00

Saarbrücken Messebahnhof. Keine Züge hier seit 2006.

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2026-05-23T10:39:38+02:00

Warum schützt Arbeitsschutzkleidung nicht vor der Arbeit

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2026-05-22T17:03:39+02:00

OH: “are you talking about Star Wars or the UK”

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2026-05-22T09:27:11+02:00

.oO(we should call libraries data centres to get VC funding)

it amuses and confuses me greatly that the most convenient place ...

2026-05-19T21:43:00+02:00

it amuses and confuses me greatly that the most convenient place to get my birth certificate translated to German was... the ADAC?!

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2026-05-18T21:10:02+02:00

OH: “have you tried measuring your dates in metric?”

thank FUCK about that ESC result and boo Germany for giving 12 ...

2026-05-17T01:05:23+02:00

thank FUCK about that ESC result

and boo Germany for giving 12 points to Israel

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2026-05-12T11:10:28+02:00

no autocarrot don’t correct Wikipedia.org to Wikipedia.orgy

today in Bahn: driver failed to stop correctly and dropped me off ...

2026-05-09T22:23:12+02:00

today in Bahn: driver failed to stop correctly and dropped me off in the 6-foot

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2026-04-28T08:46:46+02:00

Ed Balls

prohibition on trains, on what tracks exactly??? ...

2026-04-25T12:44:43+02:00

prohibition on trains, on what tracks exactly???

took 4 hours of pub crawl for the Q to be clocked as not native ...

2026-04-23T23:59:09+02:00

took 4 hours of pub crawl for the Q to be clocked as not native German; success???

wtf why does macOS sometimes use the Welsh alphabet and sometimes ...

2026-04-20T12:49:01+02:00

wtf why does macOS sometimes use the Welsh alphabet and sometimes the German alphabet when previewing fonts

The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea has been a disaster ...

2026-04-12T12:09:45+02:00

The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea has been a disaster for the human race

I don't want to know what's happening on the backend to ...

2026-04-10T11:56:04+02:00

I don't want to know what's happening on the backend to require this

Unfortunate name ...

2026-03-28T14:29:27+01:00

Unfortunate name

normal after hours office activities: making stickers ...

2026-03-17T20:35:52+01:00

normal after hours office activities: making stickers

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2026-03-10T01:55:30+01:00

found the best cuckstoel: staring straight at first class ...

2026-03-06T20:04:06+01:00

found the best cuckstoel: staring straight at first class

Approximately 15 months after submittng FoI requests for the UK ...

2026-02-28T12:02:21+01:00

Approximately 15 months after submittng FoI requests for the UK Railway's Barcoded Ticketing specifications, I've just managed to settle the appeal on the cases (on a Saturday of all days).

So, presenting for your reading enjoyment, some PDFs that the Government really didn't want me to get until the last minute: https://magicalcodewit.ch/rsp-specs/

server rack in da lift do do do ...

2026-02-20T09:45:26+01:00

server rack in da lift do do do

beeper terrorising the SBB ...

2026-02-16T00:24:48+01:00

beeper terrorising the SBB

TL;DR on the new EU regulation on railway telematics: all ...

2026-02-13T11:08:07+01:00

TL;DR on the new EU regulation on railway telematics: all information on railway transport, including fares, ticketing rules, timetables, realtime positions, etc will have to be made available under EUPL or Creative Commons terms

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX%3A32026R0253

nope

2026-02-10T08:56:14+01:00

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nope

Hell yeah kagi socks ...

2026-02-09T23:49:59+01:00

Hell yeah kagi socks

old SNCF logo lets gooooo ...

2026-02-08T12:49:35+01:00

old SNCF logo lets gooooo

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2026-01-31T13:12:35+01:00

13:12

might’ve just heard the worst possible idea at FOSDEM: “LLMs ...

2026-01-31T11:53:00+01:00

might’ve just heard the worst possible idea at FOSDEM: “LLMs for automated train driving”

sane thing to find in a breaker panel ...

2026-01-27T18:58:28+01:00

sane thing to find in a breaker panel

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2026-01-21T21:29:10+01:00

Pudding mit Gabelstapler essen

<- idiot who had too much monsti during the day and then ...

2026-01-20T22:20:13+01:00

<- idiot who had too much monsti during the day and then needed a nap from the stim crash

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2026-01-14T21:19:26+01:00

OH: “your accent is generic Eastern European gay person”

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2025-12-15T20:41:55+01:00

noises are good, except when they're not good

further evidence that Bielefeld is nothing but a field ...

2025-12-14T14:57:47+01:00

further evidence that Bielefeld is nothing but a field

changing the dialect of a website based on the IP prefix c.f. ...

2025-12-10T23:07:05+01:00

changing the dialect of a website based on the IP prefix

c.f. “IPv6 für die öffentliche Verwaltung Deutschlands — Adresskonzept und Eckpunkte der Organisation” https://www.it-planungsrat.de/fileadmin/beschluesse/2011/Beschluss2011-04_Bericht_IpV6.pdf

have discovered that the saarland lets you fax your emergency to ...

2025-12-07T20:58:38+01:00

have discovered that the saarland lets you fax your emergency to 112

this feels violently german, but also useful for those hard of hearing

out of context wikipedia ...

2025-11-14T20:23:09+01:00

out of context wikipedia

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2025-11-11T00:53:00+01:00

OH: “Geschlechtsersatztverkehr“

its fucking 2025 people, what is this nonsense! ...

2025-11-10T16:29:00+01:00

its fucking 2025 people, what is this nonsense!

> We previously noted to you in our letter dated 13 March 2025 ...

2025-10-09T16:18:33+02:00

> We previously noted to you in our letter dated 13 March 2025 that, as ScotRail is not accredited by the RDG to provide ticketing services, we do not have access to the security keys. Further investigation has determined that this is not the case. The specifications are held by RDG on a centralised system (accessible by RDG members) to which we have identified that a limited number of ScotRail staff do have access.

lol, what a response

at some point someone will have questions about my desk ...

2025-10-08T17:37:12+02:00

at some point someone will have questions about my desk

awawawake but at what cost

2025-10-08T09:48:55+02:00

awawawake
but at what cost

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2025-10-06T22:26:35+02:00

meow

oh amazing DB Museum Nürnberg has an exhibition on the history ...

2025-10-03T12:09:53+02:00

oh amazing DB Museum Nürnberg has an exhibition on the history of train toilets

personally, I would’ve considered that a shit subject for a museum

the shit I find in random corners of my basement ...

2025-10-01T23:30:04+02:00

the shit I find in random corners of my basement

why do nazis always seem to end up in positions of power in the ...

2025-09-29T21:10:26+02:00

why do nazis always seem to end up in positions of power in the worst way possible; having a thing against me personally existing in the same space is new though

gonna stop calling things illegal and instead call them ...

2025-09-23T10:29:04+02:00

gonna stop calling things illegal and instead call them legal-adjacent

DB what the fuck is this font ...

2025-09-22T18:00:02+02:00

DB what the fuck is this font

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2025-09-17T17:37:58+02:00

unstonks https://bahnblogstelle.com/238629/bericht-deutschlandticket-koennte-bald-64-euro-kosten/

I love Germany because nobody judges you for drinking beer on the ...

2025-09-13T01:22:17+02:00

I love Germany because nobody judges you for drinking beer on the tram

yes, him

2025-09-10T23:31:01+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…hap2
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yes, him

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2025-09-10T23:08:19+02:00

facist down!

In hindsight, I maybe should’ve budgeted more time for *suing ...

2025-09-02T19:32:55+02:00

In hindsight, I maybe should’ve budgeted more time for *suing the government*

currently committing the cardinal sin of rolling my own crypto ...

2025-08-27T21:37:07+02:00

currently committing the cardinal sin of rolling my own crypto

(trust me, I know what I'm doing)

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2025-08-18T22:32:18+02:00

when the döner comes on a ceramic plate

@npub1huw…c5x7 whats your opinion on this? (CW: porn as soon as ...

2025-08-17T22:42:44+02:00

Neil Brown (npub1huw…c5x7) whats your opinion on this? (CW: porn as soon as you open it) http://ofcom.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/

Tor oder sowas ...

2025-08-17T22:23:17+02:00

Tor oder sowas

Centre Pompidou, Metz ...

2025-08-16T17:43:40+02:00

Centre Pompidou, Metz

the two genders of notebook ...

2025-08-16T13:42:25+02:00

the two genders of notebook

every now and then I'm violenty reminded I accidentally ...

2025-08-13T18:03:11+02:00

every now and then I'm violenty reminded I accidentally clicker trained myself on the ETCS attention tone

post this extension lead to scare a German ...

2025-08-12T21:51:58+02:00

post this extension lead to scare a German

finally, the CoSin videos have made it to the internet! ...

2025-08-08T14:48:32+02:00

finally, the CoSin videos have made it to the internet!

https://media.ccc.de/v/cosin2025-56359-semestertickets-ohne-ube

if you see something that doesn’t look right, speak to staff or ...

2025-07-27T12:04:38+02:00

if you see something that doesn’t look right, speak to staff or text the Bundespolizei on oh-eight hundred, six, triple 8, triple oh.

quite

2025-07-18T19:13:38+02:00

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quite

Renfe have managed to make their trains more stressful than a ...

2025-07-18T15:17:09+02:00

Renfe have managed to make their trains more stressful than a plane, it’s impressively bad

well, that was easy ...

2025-06-13T15:40:32+02:00

well, that was easy

its a pun on the first sentence of the German constitution: Die ...

2025-06-08T19:47:05+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…aflf
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its a pun on the first sentence of the German constitution:

Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar.
(The dignity of man is inviolable)

instead it is says the dignity of a button is inhuman

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2025-06-08T17:41:10+02:00

the CA/Browser Forum and its consequences have been a disaster ...

2025-06-07T13:32:51+02:00

the CA/Browser Forum and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

what lmao

2025-05-22T10:26:28+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…euwf
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what lmao

holy fucking shit ...

2025-05-17T15:43:35+02:00

holy fucking shit https://mastdatabase.co.uk/blog/2025/05/o2-expose-customer-location-call-4g/

the soup

2025-05-15T23:14:44+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…kkul
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the soup

the Gulasch programming night, close

2025-05-15T23:11:46+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…c2qt
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the Gulasch programming night, close

> We are happy to tell you that we accept your proposal ...

2025-05-15T23:08:38+02:00

> We are happy to tell you that we accept your proposal “Semestertickets without tracking - how I reverse engineered your public transport app” to 23rd Gulaschprogrammiernacht.

HYPE

Made it all the way through cooking before realising I have no ...

2025-05-12T23:09:34+02:00

Made it all the way through cooking before realising I have no rice

> Ein Sperren des Ticketschlüssels noch im Dezember 2024 ...

2025-04-30T09:53:47+02:00

> Ein Sperren des Ticketschlüssels noch im Dezember 2024 wurde aufgrund von Urlaub und Krankheit des verantwortlichen Mitarbeiters nicht durchgeführt. Ein Back-up für diese Fälle existiert bei der [Deutschlandtarifverbund GmbH] aufgrund enger Personaldecke nicht.

ufukinwotm8

https://archive.ph/9EfSd
Heise: “Bis 500.000.000 Euro Schaden: Wie die Bahnbranche das Deutschlandticket riskiert”

the perfect software license ...

2025-04-26T10:56:22+02:00

the perfect software license

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2025-04-23T23:14:23+02:00

Ich bin gerade in Bus 138 nach Universität Busterminal, ...

2025-04-07T09:10:59+02:00

Ich bin gerade in Bus 138 nach Universität Busterminal, Saarbrücken! #NowTräwelling https://traewelling.de/status/4762982

Apple Intelligence truly is something ...

2025-03-27T21:08:49+01:00

Apple Intelligence truly is something

If you’re affected by the IETF LLC’s inaction, or just find ...

2025-03-20T17:17:37+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…l923
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If you’re affected by the IETF LLC’s inaction, or just find the body in charge for designing the Internet we all rely on to be in the wrong here; I invite you to sign my open letter to the board: https://boycott-ietf127.org

The IETF LLC thinks it’s reasonable to continue holding ...

2025-03-19T14:56:33+01:00

The IETF LLC thinks it’s reasonable to continue holding meetings in the US, whilst the safety of many attendees is in danger there

Discussion starts at 1:57:00 https://www.youtube.com/live/0l_QTKtBN3w

this is your ADHD reminder to get out of bed and Pokémon go to ...

2025-02-23T11:34:17+01:00

this is your ADHD reminder to get out of bed and Pokémon go to the polls

Time to go foss that dem ...

2025-01-31T09:09:48+01:00

Time to go foss that dem

This bar’s toilets is a liminal space ...

2025-01-23T19:56:18+01:00

This bar’s toilets is a liminal space

damnit I knew there was something I forgot to ask the surgeon for

2025-01-08T12:14:32+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…dmxj
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damnit I knew there was something I forgot to ask the surgeon for