Nostr notes by Hoss “Compu-tard Admin Fag of The League of Irrelevant Anime Losers in Mom's Basement” Delgado

President Donald "Iran's military capacity has been ...

2026-04-03T02:11:41Z

President Donald "Iran's military capacity has been totally obliterated folks, believe me" Trump out here getting completely felted by his own glowies.

quoting
nevent1q…cgd0
BREAKING: CNN reports that US intelligence assesses Iran 'maintains significant missile launching capability' and that 'roughly 50% of the country’s drone capabilities' still exist

>Quarter Pounder showing Hannah clips of Bumfights live on ...

2026-04-03T02:08:41Z

>Quarter Pounder showing Hannah clips of Bumfights live on stream
C'mon Jer, why are you showing your sheltered conservative co-host Bumfights of all things?

>Quartering randomly admits his first editor was a furry ...

2026-04-03T00:02:29Z

>Quartering randomly admits his first editor was a furry
Jeremy posting Ls on main again.

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2026-04-02T23:57:37Z

Grok-chan, is this real desu?

Pretty wild to see a woman on the crew. I didn't even know ...

2026-04-02T18:04:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…v8he
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Pretty wild to see a woman on the crew. I didn't even know you could make sandwiches in zero-g.

Imagine what a disaster for Trump it would've been if the ...

2026-04-02T17:51:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…px3f
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Imagine what a disaster for Trump it would've been if the thing Challenger'd on the way up while all this Iran War shit is going on.

>Literally launched on April Fools' Day Imagine believing ...

2026-04-02T17:38:26Z

>Literally launched on April Fools' Day
Imagine believing any of this horseshit is real lmao.

She deserves it.

2026-04-02T17:15:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…ekuk
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She deserves it.

Trump finally playing the "fire Bondi" crowd pleaser card ...

2026-04-02T16:16:15Z

Trump finally playing the "fire Bondi" crowd pleaser card for the voter base to try and salvage his tanking approval numbers.

>be me >Satan, Prince of Darkness, CEO of Eternal Damnation ...

2026-04-02T15:26:57Z

>be me
>Satan, Prince of Darkness, CEO of Eternal Damnation LLC
>millennia of tempting normies with shiny rocks and thots, still not enough chaos
>still trying to figure out how I can get a dub over the big guy upstairs
>took an L to his son about six centuries ago and it still stings
>need something BIG, something that autistically divides the planet forever
>scrolling through the mortal plane like it's my personal 4chan catalog
>spot this illiterate 40 year old merchant in a cave outside Mecca, name's Mohammed
>guy's already having midlife crisis, meditating on how Jews and Christians have cool books and he's stuck with camel shit and sand
>perfect mark, zero reading comprehension, massive ego, zero critical thinking
>"this one's gonna be my magnum opus" I cackle to the boys in the pit

>gather the squad: Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Moloch, couple of lesser imps who owe me favors
>tell them we're doing the ultimate LARP
>we're not just tempting this dude
>we're straight-up becoming God and his angel crew
>Beelzebub gets the Gabriel gig, has to wear shiny robes and talk in that booming echo voice
>Asmodeus is backup angel, keeps complaining about the harp prop
>Moloch is on "burning bush" duty but we upgrade to "burning cave wall" for dramatic effect
>I personally play Allah, full voice modulation, zero chill

>first night, Mohammed's in the cave doing his usual "why am I not special" routine
>we drop the fake Gabriel on him like a ton of bricks
>Beelzebub (as Jibril) grabs him by the throat, squeezes just enough to sell the "divine encounter" vibe
>"RECITE, YOU RETARDED SAND MERCHANT" he booms in perfect Classical Arabic
>Mohammed shits himself, starts spewing some poetry about stars and submission
>we're all watching from the pit dying laughing, passing popcorn made of damned souls

>he keeps coming back every night, demanding more verses
>we're improvising the whole Quran on the fly
>Beelzebub keeps forgetting lines so we just repeat "recite in the name of your Lord" like 80 times
>Moloch suggests the bit about how Jews are monkeys and pigs, we're all like "based, add it"
>I slip in the part where I (as Allah) promise 72 virgins to anyone who dies for this new fanfic
>Asmodeus whispers "make the virgins have big... assets" and we all lose it

>Mohammed's telling everyone he's the final prophet now
>his wife Khadija is like "babe are you ok" but we send a fake angel to gaslight her too
>Abu Bakr and Umar start converting, suddenly the desert's got its own boy band
>we're high-fiving in hell every time another caravan gets the "sword or convert" sales pitch
>meanwhile Jews and Christians are reading this garbage going "wait this is just our lore but worse and with more camel fucking rules"

>fast forward a couple years
>guy's got an army, conquered half the peninsula, died thinking he was hot shit
>his followers spend the next 1400 years killing each other over which fake angel verse was "realer"
>Sunni, Shia, all the variants, it's beautiful
>meanwhile I'm back in the throne room sipping brimstone margaritas
>check the scoreboard: Christianity's still big but this new IP is spreading like wildfire
>greatest con since I convinced Eve the apple was fat-free
>mfw two millennia later they're still blowing each other up over my fanfiction
>10/10 would LARP as God again

>be Mohammed in paradise (or so he thinks)
>still hasn't figured out the virgins are just succubi with name tags
>he'll get there eventually

rDrama feels foreign after not regularly browsing the place for ...

2026-04-02T04:45:09Z

rDrama feels foreign after not regularly browsing the place for over a year. I need to retvrn to regularly visiting the homeland, it's dishonorable for one of the site's OG oldfags from the /r/Drama exodus to abandon his roots as I have.

Considering he's unironically a Muslim convert, probably an ...

2026-04-01T23:54:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…mtka
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Considering he's unironically a Muslim convert, probably an elementary schooler. Y'know the more I think about it the more I'm convinced I just doxxed Armstrong without even realizing it.

>Slavery is, like, a social construct bro - Professor Cuck, ...

2026-04-01T23:50:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…2cg2
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>Slavery is, like, a social construct bro
- Professor Cuck, future property of the Delgado Sugarcane Plantation

Well I don't think it's morally evil to string up rapists ...

2026-04-01T23:30:07Z

Well I don't think it's morally evil to string up rapists in the public square, professor.

What gooning does to a nigga. #nevent1q…g7y8 ...

2026-03-31T22:49:49Z

What gooning does to a nigga.

quoting
nevent1q…g7y8

Maybe ICE Barbie didn't get canned for anything she did except for a bad choice in who to marry:

"Daily Mail Exposes Kristi Noem’s Husband in Shocking ‘Cross-Dressing’ Photo Scandal and Explicit Messages — Noem Responds"

Response through spokesman is:

"Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time."

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/daily-mail-exposes-kristi-noems-husband-shocking-cross/

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2026-03-31T22:48:03Z

Watching the second Ralph & Scarlett meetup has me convinced ...

2026-03-31T07:57:47Z

Watching the second Ralph & Scarlett meetup has me convinced the Ralphamale has to marry this whore when they're in Vegas on the 10th. They're the ultimate kino trainwreck lolcow couple. You gotta put a ring on it Ralph.

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2026-03-31T05:34:50Z

BOSSMANJACK WITHDREW 100K INSTEAD OF GIVING IT BACK TO THE CASINO ...

2026-03-31T01:22:15Z

BOSSMANJACK WITHDREW 100K INSTEAD OF GIVING IT BACK TO THE CASINO BOSSMAN BROS WE'RE SO FUCKING BA-
>Redeposited it 33 hours later and lost it all
BOSSMAN SISTERS IT'S NEVER BEEN THIS OVER NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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2026-03-30T22:24:48Z

That's gonna be a pass from me dawg lol I ain't doing ...

2026-03-30T21:59:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…80gm
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That's gonna be a pass from me dawg lol I ain't doing that shit.

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2026-03-30T02:32:54Z

Hiding his zombie bite from the other survivors groyper

The domain merchant's favorite customer.

2026-03-30T01:08:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…75cy
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The domain merchant's favorite customer.

the virgin lab grown gemstone fan >"BuT iT's EtHiCaL ...

2026-03-29T22:07:20Z

the virgin lab grown gemstone fan
>"BuT iT's EtHiCaL aNd SuStAiNaBlE!!1!"
>Obsesses over "conflict-free" lab diamonds from a factory in China
>"Blood diamonds are so 2000s, bro"
>Thinks a $300 lab emerald in a sterling silver setting is "luxury"
>Posts smug infographics about carbon footprints
>Gets mad when his girlfriend wants a real stone that actually sparkles under real light
>"Why would anyone pay more for something nature made in a volcano?"
>Awkwardly shuffles while clutching his GIA report like it's the Bible

THE CHAD CONFLICT JEWELS AFICIONADO
>"Real jewels have body count. That's how you know they're premium."
>Wears a 24k gold medallion with a massive natural blood-red ruby that looks like it was pried from a warlord's crown
>Only buys stones with documented provenance from actual conflict zones
>"Lab grown? That's for fags and engagement rings under $500"
>His collection includes diamonds from Sierra Leone, rubies from Myanmar, and emeralds that funded three revolutions
>Laughs at ethical certifications while his pieces have kill counts higher than most Tarantino films
>Girlfriend gets a 10-carat natural Colombian emerald that glows like it has souls trapped inside
>"If it didn't cost lives and start wars, it's not worth wearing"

Dishonorabu dispray

2026-03-28T23:44:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…qnql
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Dishonorabu dispray

>Game requires a controller Fuck. #nevent1q…jamt

2026-03-28T22:40:39Z

>Game requires a controller
Fuck.

quoting
nevent1q…jamt
Downloading Crimson Desert. What am I in for?

Alrighty Ken let's chill out a little bit with the ...

2026-03-28T22:23:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…gs4j
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Alrighty Ken let's chill out a little bit with the fedposting.

Nothing can seem to kill him. He must have some of those ...

2026-03-28T22:20:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…rmej
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Nothing can seem to kill him. He must have some of those Neanderthal genes that allowed Ozzy Osbourne to survive doing all of the drugs.

Now would be a great time for Kanye to stop taking his meds ...

2026-03-28T22:06:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…0wch
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Now would be a great time for Kanye to stop taking his meds again.

ITS TROOOO LOVE BIIIISH!

2026-03-28T22:05:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…yqvx
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ITS TROOOO LOVE BIIIISH!

>Ethan Ralph and Scarlett are going to meet again in Vegas. ...

2026-03-28T22:03:02Z

>Ethan Ralph and Scarlett are going to meet again in Vegas.
LOL DO IT RALPH GET HITCHED AT THE ELVIS CHAPEL

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2026-03-28T21:55:50Z

Average interaction between L and Light. ...

2026-03-28T20:43:47Z

Average interaction between L and Light.

Children being held hostage by mom's boyfriend (guess the ...

2026-03-28T20:30:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…00da
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Children being held hostage by mom's boyfriend (guess the race).

Everyone in this neighborhood is fucking retarded, somebody ...

2026-03-28T20:26:44Z

Everyone in this neighborhood is fucking retarded, somebody should really check the local tap water for lead.
https://youtu.be/dBy-8s6ly08

How it feels to be a nicotine addict ...

2026-03-28T06:40:14Z

How it feels to be a nicotine addict

If it really is a nothingburger why are government legally ...

2026-03-28T05:42:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…y4kw
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If it really is a nothingburger why are government legally compelling developers to add it?

When asked if they were in on WWIII, they said "yemen".

2026-03-28T04:43:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…50mr
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When asked if they were in on WWIII, they said "yemen".

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2026-03-28T04:34:56Z

Downloading Crimson Desert. What am I in for?

International law is pretty fake and gay. It's just a stick ...

2026-03-28T03:13:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…m3xr
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International law is pretty fake and gay. It's just a stick used to beat whoever loses the war as a humiliation ritual of geopolitics.

Seems like your standard enlistoid-level literacy to me, it ...

2026-03-28T01:19:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…mmh6
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Seems like your standard enlistoid-level literacy to me, it tracks.

The military is pretty gay but I love these zogjak shorts that ...

2026-03-28T01:05:16Z

The military is pretty gay but I love these zogjak shorts that keep popping up in my rec feed ngl :marseyxd:

If I was worth $800 million I'd be totalling a way cooler car ...

2026-03-28T00:45:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…km3c
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If I was worth $800 million I'd be totalling a way cooler car than some basic bitch Range Rover.

Tiger Woods out here living the booze cruise life like a king, ...

2026-03-28T00:42:41Z

Tiger Woods out here living the booze cruise life like a king, respect.

>Spot price of urea up 45% in three weeks 2026 is our year, ...

2026-03-28T00:28:08Z

>Spot price of urea up 45% in three weeks
2026 is our year, pissbottle kings. The normies laughed at us, but we'll have the final laugh at the yacht party this time next year.

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2026-03-28T00:08:20Z

You know you're putting out some top notch AI slop when even ...

2026-03-27T22:52:31Z

You know you're putting out some top notch AI slop when even the jews are like "damn that's pretty kino tho".

quoting
nevent1q…y646
Quote from Benjamin Rubinstein (@BenFRubinstein):

I want to know what AI Iran is using and why they are so good at this

#Iran

>Mossad agents travel to Balochistan posing as American ...

2026-03-27T22:12:05Z

>Mossad agents travel to Balochistan posing as American glowies
>equip and train Baloch militants to destabilize the Iranian regime
>Balochs false flagged into believing they were coordinating with the Americans
>intelligence memos circlate among the glowies about how nobody knew anything about this until after we got dragged into the war
Lmao I hate Israel so fucking much bros.
https://youtu.be/8OF3YFn-zX4

If I lived in Ohio I'd go to his campaign events just to ...

2026-03-27T21:18:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…x0zy
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If I lived in Ohio I'd go to his campaign events just to scream "JEET!", "STREET SHITTER!", "POO IN LOO!", "DO NOT REDEEM THE VOTES SAR!", etc.

Praying Vivek loses and then that curry nigger disappears from ...

2026-03-27T15:06:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…4j23
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Praying Vivek loses and then that curry nigger disappears from the headlines for good this time and we never have to hear about him again.

Jeet fatigue is rising fast https://youtu.be/hJ09R4D0G98

2026-03-27T14:39:20Z

Jeet fatigue is rising fast
https://youtu.be/hJ09R4D0G98

>Bald >1ft tall Bro is cooked. ...

2026-03-27T05:13:25Z

>Bald
>1ft tall
Bro is cooked.

The Ayatollah's shins will never recover once bite-size Ben ...

2026-03-27T01:32:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…0756
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The Ayatollah's shins will never recover once bite-size Ben is unleashed on Iran.

I'm not a huge sperg about people occasionally blazing le ...

2026-03-27T01:06:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…whnn
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I'm not a huge sperg about people occasionally blazing le dudeweed (I'm guilty of it too) but stoners are massive faggots.

Did Metokur finally stop smoking? Maybe that's why he's ...

2026-03-27T00:44:16Z

Did Metokur finally stop smoking? Maybe that's why he's on his cringe arc now. Sure it might've been making all his health issues worse but the drop off in T levels could be catastrophic on his mind.

Half the shit they sell in smoke shops seems to fall under the ...

2026-03-27T00:39:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…mljk
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Half the shit they sell in smoke shops seems to fall under the category of "the government hasn't gotten around to banning this yet"

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2026-03-26T23:34:03Z

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2026-03-26T23:33:47Z

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2026-03-26T23:30:26Z

>mfw they raceswapped Chuck in the Sneed's live adaptation

This has only made me like Kagi more after using it as my daily ...

2026-03-26T22:13:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…0kns
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This has only made me like Kagi more after using it as my daily driver for over two years.

I remember seeing local news segments exactly like this one when ...

2026-03-26T21:58:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…ylp9
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I remember seeing local news segments exactly like this one when Super Columbine Massacre came out.

My dad probably would've thought it was funny too.

2026-03-26T21:39:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…59x4
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My dad probably would've thought it was funny too.

>WAAAH NOW MY KID KNOWS ABOUT EPSTEIN OH MY GOD AAAAAAH Bitch ...

2026-03-26T19:31:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…veda
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>WAAAH NOW MY KID KNOWS ABOUT EPSTEIN OH MY GOD AAAAAAH
Bitch this shit has been international news every week for the past year, maybe get angry at the politicians not doing a fucking thing about the actual crimes instead of edgy joke games on the Internet.

>Five Nights at Epstein's :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: ...

2026-03-26T19:26:18Z

>Five Nights at Epstein's
:marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: Gen Alpha is gonna be alright

Colbert is planning to use all the free time he'll have after ...

2026-03-26T14:41:54Z

Colbert is planning to use all the free time he'll have after getting fired to help ruin LoTR.
https://youtu.be/Q3XpjmeuWRE

Jeremy should hire DSP to replace Luke on the Quartercast. Trust ...

2026-03-26T06:37:14Z

Jeremy should hire DSP to replace Luke on the Quartercast. Trust me Jer, this is the move that will save the business.

>UUUUH ERRR UUM MELONIE PLEASE TOUCH MY PEEPEE UUUUM UH UUUUUM ...

2026-03-26T05:59:47Z

>UUUUH ERRR UUM MELONIE PLEASE TOUCH MY PEEPEE UUUUM UH UUUUUM HEY GUYS I UH ER JUST UH SHARTED UH
t. Quartering

Jeremy sees Luke's empty chair when they go live and ...

2026-03-26T05:21:05Z

Jeremy sees Luke's empty chair when they go live and immediately makes the "buddy you are so fucking fired" face.

None of this is real, you were in a car accident. You have to ...

2026-03-26T05:07:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…qmpl
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None of this is real, you were in a car accident. You have to wake up from the coma bro.

LMAO GET IN HERE GUYS IT'S TIME TO WATCH JER GET FELTED ON ...

2026-03-26T02:27:35Z

LMAO GET IN HERE GUYS IT'S TIME TO WATCH JER GET FELTED ON RESEALED CARD PACKS AGAIN
https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming

Jer needs that $7k check from Israel. He needs that money, he ...

2026-03-26T02:20:33Z

Jer needs that $7k check from Israel. He needs that money, he really really does.

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2026-03-26T01:03:56Z

Jeet is up there with the greats, likely the best slur to be ...

2026-03-26T00:59:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…vprw
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Jeet is up there with the greats, likely the best slur to be invented in the past century.

Least opulent French aristocratic interior design.

2026-03-26T00:54:35Z

In reply to nevent1q…0grz
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Least opulent French aristocratic interior design.

The gas station drug subject matter expert has arrived.

2026-03-26T00:43:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…jyqx
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The gas station drug subject matter expert has arrived.

Christ they're making kratom fucking seltzers now? Chat, ...

2026-03-26T00:27:22Z

Christ they're making kratom fucking seltzers now? Chat, we're so cooked.

I think people are starting to tire of Sand New Jersey and the ...

2026-03-25T23:11:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…qlvg
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I think people are starting to tire of Sand New Jersey and the endless bullshit it gets up to around the globe.

Rainbow 6 Siege meets Reno 911 https://youtu.be/lTCuj4xab94

2026-03-25T22:47:59Z

Rainbow 6 Siege meets Reno 911
https://youtu.be/lTCuj4xab94

🚨BASED ALERT🚨 https://youtu.be/jqirff2kCYM

2026-03-25T21:40:00Z

🚨BASED ALERT🚨
https://youtu.be/jqirff2kCYM

Gotta keep this story about the porn industry safe for work.

2026-03-25T20:09:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…wmga
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Gotta keep this story about the porn industry safe for work.

It's nice how we're turning the world into a surveillance ...

2026-03-25T20:00:06Z

It's nice how we're turning the world into a surveillance nightmare instead of just criminalizing giving your kid a phone as child abuse.

quoting
nevent1q…zu38
Apple Forces UK iPhone Age Checks in iOS 26.4

https://reclaimthenet.org/apple-forces-uk-iphone-age-checks-in-ios-26-4?utm_source=fediverse

There was practically a shadow department at pre-Elon Twitter ...

2026-03-25T00:54:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…kglj
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There was practically a shadow department at pre-Elon Twitter full of ex-feds.

Staying up all night in your 30s and then trying to work the next ...

2026-03-25T00:40:57Z

In reply to nevent1q…y7sh
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Staying up all night in your 30s and then trying to work the next day is a great way to remind yourself that you've reached unc status.

>And don't say "don't live in an HOA". NC law ...

2026-03-25T00:19:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…t39y
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>And don't say "don't live in an HOA". NC law requires them in 90% of neighborhoods.
Hard times require good men to run for HOA board seats until they control enough of it to shut down all its gay bullshit forever.

We could've avoided the Anglican heresy and all it's ...

2026-03-24T23:14:05Z

We could've avoided the Anglican heresy and all it's retardation if Pope Clement VII just let king fatfuck of bongland have his stupid divorce.

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>Trump threatens to bomb Iran's energy infrastructure into ...

2026-03-24T16:55:04Z

>Trump threatens to bomb Iran's energy infrastructure into the stone age
>Texas oil refinery explodes not long after he makes the threat
>Trump backs down from his prior ultimatum
I suppose it's not wise to talk that much shit after the enemy reaches out through the wires and proves they can fuck with your shit too.

Owner of OnlyFans dead at 44 from cancer. Hope it took him slow ...

2026-03-24T16:37:02Z

Owner of OnlyFans dead at 44 from cancer. Hope it took him slow and painfully.

Don't give Jimmy Wales any ideas.

2026-03-23T22:31:47Z

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Don't give Jimmy Wales any ideas.

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2026-03-23T22:06:46Z

:marseyxd::marseychonker2:

I wonder if he'll even be able to use this pixel property ...

2026-03-23T03:10:22Z

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I wonder if he'll even be able to use this pixel property rugpulling to harvest losses on his taxes.

Whenever I run into a big one and get creeped out I just remember ...

2026-03-23T03:03:15Z

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Whenever I run into a big one and get creeped out I just remember he got that big murdering unseen pests in my house.

>Not so fast, gamercels #nevent1q…pc0p ...

2026-03-23T01:48:03Z

>Not so fast, gamercels

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>MY TOILET IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE WOKE LEFT! ...

2026-03-23T01:42:12Z

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>MY TOILET IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE WOKE LEFT!
https://youtu.be/UoJw6Q-Cy2c

https://youtu.be/QJ_ah6-uszY

2026-03-23T01:38:34Z

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https://youtu.be/QJ_ah6-uszY

They pioneered a new golden age of Quartering a-logging the same ...

2026-03-23T01:37:11Z

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They pioneered a new golden age of Quartering a-logging the same way they did for iCuckkkz. The Casino is like the Berkshire Hathaway of e-drama farming.

Watching Kino Casino bullying Quarter Pounder is peak content. ...

2026-03-23T01:33:56Z

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Watching Kino Casino bullying Quarter Pounder is peak content. PPP and Warski have probably made more money off Jeremy's content over the past year than he has.

He named himself that to try and SEO poison search results piracy ...

2026-03-23T01:27:28Z

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He named himself that to try and SEO poison search results piracy sites lol.

Pirate Software

2026-03-23T01:25:20Z

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Pirate Software

>Guy with a meticulously constructed "wholesome" ...

2026-03-23T01:20:48Z

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>Guy with a meticulously constructed "wholesome" reputation revealed to be a massive prick the moment he gets pressed
>immediately enters a downward spiral
>spends the following year making everybody hate him
A tale as old as online content creation itself