Nostr notes by Tony "Little Saint James" Bacon

lol, i figured, I just wanted to give you shit. Honestly though, ...

2026-04-23T01:34:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…0yfj
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lol, i figured, I just wanted to give you shit.

Honestly though, horses scare me. Idk what they are doing with them hooves

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY: ...

2026-04-19T05:21:02Z

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY:

Clew.lol works, but clew.live got BLOCKED BY THE CHINESE ...

2026-04-19T04:17:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…40vg
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Clew.lol works, but clew.live got BLOCKED BY THE CHINESE

idk why people insist on such gawdy tattoos. I don't honestly ...

2026-04-15T12:50:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…y7zz
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idk why people insist on such gawdy tattoos.

I don't honestly have much of an opinion on tattoos other than I don't have any, but idk why you would go through getting poked a million times with a needle to put some gawdy picture on your chest for life...

you know, if there is so much fraud in the US what do I have to ...

2026-04-14T12:46:26Z

you know, if there is so much fraud in the US what do I have to do for like 1-3 million?

Can I have some fraud too please?

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2026-04-12T04:35:38Z

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN

yah, idk, it may be cheaper with different setups. But i have to ...

2026-04-10T20:38:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…xwsv
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yah, idk, it may be cheaper with different setups.

But i have to go to TWERK now.

I'm kinda excited to poke around this later though. WONDER WHAT SEARCH RESULTS ARE IN EUROPE

I have no idea what these prices mean but lol yandex is a pretty ...

2026-04-10T19:36:56Z

I have no idea what these prices mean but lol yandex is a pretty robust system. You can even get baremetal vps's from them:

Not usually, but there's some error from like 5 years ago ...

2026-04-10T19:04:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…7n2f
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Not usually, but there's some error from like 5 years ago where they are "investigating" apparently someone fraudulently filed a return under my name?

And it's been causing a whole host of problems.

TIME TO SET ON HOLD WITH THE IRS FOR 2 HOURS I LOVE TAX TIME ...

2026-04-10T19:01:01Z

TIME TO SET ON HOLD WITH THE IRS FOR 2 HOURS

I LOVE TAX TIME FOLKS

the seething is unreal 😂😂😂

2026-04-10T18:07:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…3hc2
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the seething is unreal 😂😂😂

you’re my npc now Sui whenever Tony is on the tl ...

2026-04-10T18:00:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…vhzs
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you’re my npc now

Sui whenever Tony is on the tl

It wasn't lol. Thread was very gay

2026-04-10T17:34:14Z

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It wasn't lol. Thread was very gay

oh, oh god: ...

2026-04-10T17:16:03Z

oh, oh god:

she's not real

2026-04-10T10:23:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…vuf5
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she's not real

I’ve talked to some gun nuts and legally (in gay liberal ...

2026-04-10T09:45:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…0ugs
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I’ve talked to some gun nuts and legally (in gay liberal states) having a license is actually legally worse for you because they train “non lethal force” so if someone breaks into your house and you shoot them with an unregistered gun you can say “I WASNT TRAINED” and you may get a charge for the gun but if you were “trained” and kill them irs a murder charge for you

I have to close tonight at work - I’m wondering if I can make ...

2026-04-10T09:23:24Z

I have to close tonight at work - I’m wondering if I can make it 4am - 930pm without falling asleep 🤔

Ethan Ralph is coming back to the US? what about his hot wife?

2026-04-10T00:16:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…sgjs
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Ethan Ralph is coming back to the US? what about his hot wife?

yah. But if you like thc products 10/10 recommend - but go to a ...

2026-04-09T17:53:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…3ps7
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yah.

But if you like thc products 10/10 recommend - but go to a state where it’s still in the legal grey area or like Colorado where they sell the good stuff

no? But I’ve had lots of tch beer. It’s aight - in my state ...

2026-04-09T17:46:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…p98y
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no? But I’ve had lots of tch beer.

It’s aight - in my state it’s regulated as hell though so like no fun 😭😭😭

Seriously these microbrews are out of control ...

2026-04-09T15:35:05Z

Seriously these microbrews are out of control

Micro brews be like: ITS DANK BRO ...

2026-04-09T15:24:33Z

Micro brews be like: ITS DANK BRO

I have not lol

2026-04-09T14:45:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…4qcl
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I have not lol

as soon as I posted it three people said it was aids 😂 I’m ...

2026-04-09T14:39:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…pr4d
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as soon as I posted it three people said it was aids 😂 I’m glad we are all on the same page

for the third time - yes, yes it’s aids

2026-04-09T14:37:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…ta9z
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for the third time - yes, yes it’s aids

thats actually pretty cool lol. Have you ever been to a Loves? ...

2026-04-09T04:48:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…d3e2
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thats actually pretty cool lol.

Have you ever been to a Loves? truck stop central

what are you watching? I'm watching "onlyusemeblade" ...

2026-04-09T04:46:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…yqhp
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what are you watching? I'm watching "onlyusemeblade" lol

jokes on you, clew business uses squilte and and stages the ...

2026-04-09T03:23:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…kkv5
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jokes on you, clew business uses squilte and and stages the output then immediately deletes it

THERE IS NO DATABASE

I literally cannot stand women who dress business casual: She ...

2026-04-09T01:36:33Z

I literally cannot stand women who dress business casual:

She looks like she's going to eat me

what game is that?

2026-04-09T01:20:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…xl8x
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what game is that?

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2026-04-09T00:49:20Z

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!! I’m too young for grey hair!!! ...

2026-04-08T21:39:37Z

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!

I’m too young for grey hair!!!

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2026-04-08T20:23:06Z

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2026-04-04T22:59:40Z

real

I've already started collecting cats. Catch up

2026-04-04T02:22:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…2tpy
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I've already started collecting cats. Catch up

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2026-04-04T00:19:09Z

PROTECT YOURSEULF FROM DEMONS Tucker Carlson is turning into a ...

2026-04-03T17:49:09Z

PROTECT YOURSEULF FROM DEMONS

Tucker Carlson is turning into a boomer conspiracy nut

it's exhausting. Also fancy mouse people, i don't get it.

2026-04-02T03:10:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…wqt9
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it's exhausting. Also fancy mouse people, i don't get it.

hey hump, please consider our never service clew.business Where ...

2026-04-01T06:32:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…jhgy
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hey hump, please consider our never service clew.business

Where you can meet all your scraping needs (i made my scraper live and am shilling it tonight)

BUT HERE: https://predatorpoachers.locals.com/content/videos/all#

2026-04-01T04:14:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…ceje
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BUT HERE: https://predatorpoachers.locals.com/content/videos/all#

NEED A CAT IN WISCONSIN? clew.business HAS YOU COVERED: *all data ...

2026-04-01T02:59:59Z

NEED A CAT IN WISCONSIN?

clew.business HAS YOU COVERED:

*all data sourced is publically available*

That's not what its supposed to do: ...

2026-04-01T02:43:34Z

That's not what its supposed to do:

WTF IS THIS AUTO FILL HISTORY: ...

2026-04-01T02:16:01Z

WTF IS THIS AUTO FILL HISTORY:

Because it’s obvious you double bag it! ...

2026-03-31T23:06:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…jqam
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Because it’s obvious you double bag it!

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2026-03-31T21:45:45Z

Why do liquor stores have brown paper bags when they always rip?

Thanks, it means the world to me.

2026-03-31T02:14:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…cnp5
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Thanks, it means the world to me.

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2026-03-31T01:36:40Z

MADE IT HOME LETS GOOOOOO

Kitty just ripped ass in my face. I really need to switch her ...

2026-03-30T03:14:42Z

Kitty just ripped ass in my face. I really need to switch her food back.

nick lives in alaska though, idk maybe they haven't ...

2026-03-29T04:30:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…qvu5
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nick lives in alaska though, idk maybe they haven't discovered fiber yet idk

based I'm saving this. Netmovies.to has gotten worse.

2026-03-29T03:51:07Z

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based I'm saving this. Netmovies.to has gotten worse.

ME AND THE BOYS ...

2026-03-28T17:07:59Z

ME AND THE BOYS

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2026-03-28T02:21:56Z

ITS FRIDAY NIGHT

WE GOT A RUNNER ...

2026-03-27T19:37:24Z

WE GOT A RUNNER

Classic jokes be like: ...

2026-03-26T05:19:24Z

Classic jokes be like:

How many babies does it take to paint a house? ..... ...... ...

2026-03-26T05:09:30Z

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

.....

......

.........

Depends how hard you throw them.

I've been talking to them for years, some of them even called ...

2026-03-26T04:33:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…7sqp
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I've been talking to them for years, some of them even called me gay, it's perfect. "are you gay, why won't you answer me"

STOCKING THE WINE ...

2026-03-24T16:58:34Z

STOCKING THE WINE

Only if the balls touch

2026-03-24T00:25:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…xyy3
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Only if the balls touch

im still mad he unfollowed me like fucking 2 years ago because i ...

2026-03-22T04:38:08Z

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im still mad he unfollowed me like fucking 2 years ago because i ai generated a kitty in a santa hat as my pfp.

I've never met someone so stuck in their ways it's unreal. It's like a boomer learned to code

its like fucking midnight

2026-03-22T04:20:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…0lr7
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its like fucking midnight

Also PRE CLOSE CASH COUNTING DEM STACKS DOUGH ...

2026-03-22T01:38:07Z

Also PRE CLOSE CASH COUNTING

DEM STACKS DOUGH

It was entertainment. Idk.

2026-03-21T17:49:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…pcxe
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It was entertainment. Idk.

He's honestly exhausting. BUT I will admit, he's probably ...

2026-03-21T04:03:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…svcw
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He's honestly exhausting.

BUT I will admit, he's probably the ONLY liberal leaning personality I've listened to for an extended period of time.

He does have a skill of making you think.

Even if he is a giant faggot lol

yah, but to my point it's literally in their religion to do ...

2026-03-21T03:59:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…kp3s
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yah, but to my point it's literally in their religion to do that.

So just let them do it lol. We don't need to interfer.

I am guilty of rage watching Michael Knowles and I'm not ...

2026-03-21T03:08:00Z

I am guilty of rage watching Michael Knowles and I'm not ashamed of it:

excuse me sir, but I hvae almost 860 followers and I still think ...

2026-03-20T04:19:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…ruwa
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excuse me sir, but I hvae almost 860 followers and I still think he's a faggot. What now?

why are you so upset? I’m just saying - after 35 it’s ...

2026-03-17T04:24:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…n5n7
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why are you so upset? I’m just saying - after 35 it’s unreasonable to want to “start a family”. Like yah people can and whatever but we just shouldn’t normalize waiting until late 30s to think about kids.

Just because medicine makes it so you can, doesn’t mean you should

good, i still need to do the final cloister of trials with FFX ...

2026-03-16T02:54:45Z

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good, i still need to do the final cloister of trials with FFX before the yunalesca fight and it's just such a drag

its based book.

2026-03-16T00:21:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…vzvg
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its based book.

Usually men don't cut. It's like specifically a female ...

2026-03-14T01:19:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…psw3
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Usually men don't cut. It's like specifically a female thing.

thats how we do it. blocks be damned. We still here and BY THE ...

2026-03-13T04:50:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…0jh4
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thats how we do it.

blocks be damned. We still here and BY THE WAY, STILL ZERO DEFEDS (publically).

It's kitty rage hours. They got their wet food and now they ...

2026-03-13T01:12:00Z

It's kitty rage hours. They got their wet food and now they are tearing back and forth through the apartment. Both cats just yeeted over the bed and Bonny sprinted full speed at ziggy and he just sprung up into the air and she ran underhim.

Full on gymnastics

In other news, found out last night that my cousin (I’ve talked ...

2026-03-09T12:37:38Z

In other news, found out last night that my cousin (I’ve talked to him like 1 time in the last 5 years so we aren’t close) is on another bender and is on his second week of missing work and drinking all day. Lost his GF and his kid this time and doesn’t seem to be trending in a good direction.

Guess the 4th rehab didn’t work - who woulda thought

Lord knows I get enthusiastic with alcohol but I am so thankful I’ve never been a day drinker Jesus Christ what a shit show.

SORRY WE BACK Tony forgot to pay our VPs bills 😅

2026-03-06T15:37:37Z

SORRY WE BACK

Tony forgot to pay our VPs bills 😅

Here's some other ones we have. Tthere are like 15 other ...

2026-03-04T16:15:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…g604
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Here's some other ones we have. Tthere are like 15 other companies who sell stuff. But the pretzels make me laugh. Each pretzel is 1mg, the more you eat the more you want to eat lmao.

Also, here's some of the other flavors.

Again, there's like 15 other brands It's a massive deal.

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2026-03-01T02:35:41Z

Kitties

You’re a mid shelf wine - calm down ...

2026-02-22T23:23:22Z

You’re a mid shelf wine - calm down

Best ur gonna get ...

2026-02-20T05:46:46Z

Best ur gonna get

So, the trashy girl who lives downstairs is always talking to me ...

2026-02-17T05:49:20Z

So, the trashy girl who lives downstairs is always talking to me but I saw her outside today talking shit to her dog because he wouldn't pee.

Ngl i could never date or entertain a woman who treats her pets like that.

My kitties are annoying but i would never insult bonny. She is a perfect angel who can do nothing wrong. (even when she claws the shit out of my leg)

I don't have any friends so I made friends with computers ...

2026-02-16T02:16:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…8cnx
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I don't have any friends so I made friends with computers

beep boop

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2026-02-15T05:21:48Z

what you niggas up to?

what am i supposed to say? lol random texting women never works ...

2026-02-15T03:13:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…8g44
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what am i supposed to say? lol

random texting women never works lol

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2026-02-14T03:22:09Z

HE MOGGED TOO HARD AND WENT TO JAIL. FELONYMAXXING Idk why but im ...

2026-02-14T01:13:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…0f8l
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HE MOGGED TOO HARD AND WENT TO JAIL.

FELONYMAXXING

Idk why but im getting a kick out of this.

Bro, Pam Bondi looks like a complete retard: You know, the ...

2026-02-12T16:55:28Z

Bro, Pam Bondi looks like a complete retard:

You know, the republicans fucking had this one man. And just HURR DURR'ing there way out of it.

I swear to god, both parties just get more and more retarded. Like the democrats are still doubling down on WE NEED HUWHITE MEN TO VOTE FOR US, and yet the republicans are just infighting and jerking eachother off about who touched more kids. It's unreal.

When you use the salad bowl for soup: ...

2026-02-10T17:28:38Z

When you use the salad bowl for soup:

bidens be like: ...

2026-02-08T03:28:04Z

bidens be like:

YOU GOT LAYED OFF? for real though?

2026-02-07T04:42:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…g08g
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YOU GOT LAYED OFF?

for real though?

"I just need some burgers and fries Mom" "okay honey, ...

2026-02-06T14:42:30Z

"I just need some burgers and fries Mom"

"okay honey, I'll be right back"

"assume youre already blocked" Winning

2026-02-06T06:13:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…l0dq
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"assume youre already blocked"

Winning

Success goes to the energetic. Feel alive, feel strong, put your ...

2026-02-04T03:28:17Z

Success goes to the energetic.

Feel alive, feel strong, put your blood on fire.

wut? Dude AI is straight up all hype. I think the market is ...

2026-02-02T01:20:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…x2ux
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wut?

Dude AI is straight up all hype. I think the market is starting to stop pumping money into it blindly. Too many startups wrapping a gpt API in some brand and calling it "AI".

For the life of me, I still can't figure out what AI can "do" as a product because anything it "could" replace still requires human intervention.

The main software lever is still what it has always been. Bots to automate boring repeatable tasks.

Are we alive can you see this? someone comment :butts:

2026-01-26T01:36:54Z

Are we alive can you see this?

someone comment :butts:

Yah but you’re missing the point. Tagging 1675 users is not ...

2026-01-25T16:21:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…v2l3
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Yah but you’re missing the point. Tagging 1675 users is not normal user behavior.

It’s bad actor behavior because they know it will break the system. It’s not the devs responsibility to make code so bad actors can abuse the system.

There is literally no world where a thread that big needs to exist.

Because it's not the text that causes it to crash. Well in ...

2026-01-25T13:02:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…qrnq
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Because it's not the text that causes it to crash. Well in this case, he attached almost 95,000 text blocks (the standard allowed number is like 3000-5000) so right htere he broke the standard settings.

Then, he tagged 1675 DIFFERENT people.

You have to understand how federation works. Like when you and I talk my instance "gets" the info from you. Your instance "gets" the info from me.

When there are three people. Person 1: get person 2, get person 3. Person 2: get person 1, get person 3. Person 3: get person 1, get person 2.

Then when they post, that repeats. Now imagine a thread with 1675 people and all the instances/users are sending requests and posts at once. It's like millions of federation touches.

It's not a software problem, its a user breaking the software problem

This has nothing to do with UX it was a nostr user being a douche ...

2026-01-25T12:54:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…2g34
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This has nothing to do with UX it was a nostr user being a douche bag and purposefully breaking federation and causing instances to get overloaded with nostr trash.

NOSTR GODDAMNIT. Some asshat tagged me in a 1700 person thread (a ...

2026-01-25T12:46:13Z

NOSTR GODDAMNIT. Some asshat tagged me in a 1700 person thread (a nostr guy) and it broke the instance!

Sorry guys if it was down you can blame this douche:

+1650

WE HAVE A MASSIVE TEXT LIMIT AND LOOK AT THIS

yes. The govornor of FLorida is big jew butt hurt. Tate's ...

2026-01-24T05:16:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…j9s4
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yes. The govornor of FLorida is big jew butt hurt. Tate's been bad online lol

You know what bros, I quit my roofing job and took a job that ...

2026-01-23T05:11:08Z

You know what bros, I quit my roofing job and took a job that pays literally 40% what i used to make and about 1/6th of what I used to earn when I was running my own business.

The gap is fucking painful, im not going to lie.

But i did it. For the first time in 14 years...my main income is not construction based...

I'm proud of me, it sucks cock and I can't pay for shit right now, but i did it...i did the hard thing. I hated my life and i made a change...

Construction was killing me. I was making a lot of money but I was out of control with partying and the ups and downs up jobs was putting me in debt faster than i could dig out...

It is possible to stop doing things that don't make you happy but my god it hurts.

she's not used to people who stay. smh, daddy issues rampart.

2026-01-21T05:54:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…naec
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she's not used to people who stay.

smh, daddy issues rampart.