Nostr notes by Dame Christina Pearl

This feels like Babylon Bee.

2026-08-22T16:38:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…8sv9
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This feels like Babylon Bee.

That dude needs some cranial reconstruction.

2026-05-12T18:41:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…vdsm
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That dude needs some cranial reconstruction.

😳

2026-05-11T23:51:16Z

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😳

My hubbies collection 🤦‍♀️ ...

2026-05-10T16:56:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…chyt
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My hubbies collection 🤦‍♀️

My husband is a bourbon snob, but he respects my decision to go ...

2026-05-10T16:03:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…alnv
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My husband is a bourbon snob, but he respects my decision to go with Maker's, WT, or something on the "low end". I can't tolerate the higher proofs.

I don't know if you consider Maker's Mark cheap but I can ...

2026-05-10T15:57:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…swth
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I don't know if you consider Maker's Mark cheap but I can go with it any day.

Good news. You haven't missed it, not until this evening.

2026-05-02T18:03:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…s7xd
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Good news. You haven't missed it, not until this evening.

And Billy had at least 1 suicide attempt according to the ...

2026-04-30T15:15:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…0r4g
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And Billy had at least 1 suicide attempt according to the documentary endorsed by him.

Unfortunately she grew into her father's image.

2026-04-30T15:14:42Z

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Unfortunately she grew into her father's image.

unfortunate

2026-04-30T11:46:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…y7xl
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unfortunate

Showering requires rotation.

2026-04-27T17:05:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…f5tj
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Showering requires rotation.

Yes, don't chew on that side.

2026-04-19T22:20:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…syda
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Yes, don't chew on that side.

Subaru?

2026-04-19T18:30:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…0jyz
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Subaru?

I want to make this a sticker to wear on election day. Epic ...

2026-04-05T12:36:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…uf5c
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I want to make this a sticker to wear on election day. Epic trolling to all the people wearing "I Voted" stickers.

I don't buy seeded watermelons either! Too many stories from ...

2026-04-02T00:54:15Z

In reply to nevent1q…pshw
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I don't buy seeded watermelons either! Too many stories from my grandparents about growing a watermelon in my belly. 👵

I accidentally bought seeded grapes and now I'm pissed. What ...

2026-04-02T00:49:38Z

I accidentally bought seeded grapes and now I'm pissed. What is the point? I have to use a grapefruit spoon to get the seeds out of the grape and then there isn't much grape left. 😡 🍇

All of our fur babies love it. The doggos followed him around for ...

2026-03-27T17:43:14Z

In reply to nevent1q…x5wk
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All of our fur babies love it. The doggos followed him around for about 15 minutes "cleaning" him up. 😂 🐶

I went to put a dab of coconut oil on my cat's back because ...

2026-03-27T14:28:32Z

I went to put a dab of coconut oil on my cat's back because he has a few scabs. It was warm yesterday and I didn't realize it had turned liquid. Poor kitty got an oil bath. He loves coconut oil, he'll be cleaning himself for hours. 🖤

80s kid but yeah thanks - now it's in my head.

2026-03-26T21:18:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…z2y8
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80s kid but yeah thanks - now it's in my head.

Isn't Megan Fox the one who has all the trans kids? ...

2026-03-26T18:56:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…hg0w
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Isn't Megan Fox the one who has all the trans kids? Disqualified!

I turn on the Cubs game and I have to see a Pritzker commercial? ...

2026-03-26T18:26:21Z

I turn on the Cubs game and I have to see a Pritzker commercial? And I'm pretty sure they used AI (or some magic editing) to make his fat ass look thinner.

I had to call in sick today because I look like Woogie from ...

2026-03-26T11:31:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…m5xq
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I had to call in sick today because I look like Woogie from There's Something About Mary (eye infection) but I was supposed to go through DEN 5X on my trip.

When and where is your return flight? I'm working on Sunday - ...

2026-03-26T11:28:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…9u6m
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When and where is your return flight? I'm working on Sunday - not with PseudoFed [TN] (npub1rrg…nlsn) though.

You know us Southwest folk fly to places all over the US (and ...

2026-03-26T11:26:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…en24
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You know us Southwest folk fly to places all over the US (and beyond!), right? We just start and end in BNA - or wherever we are based.

OMG I was just at CVS to pick up a prescription (for a time ...

2026-03-25T22:58:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…9yca
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OMG I was just at CVS to pick up a prescription (for a time proven, ageless medication) and I saw this. Also, a lady behind a not so private screen getting her booster shots. It was all I could do not to roll my eyes walking through the store.

Ahhhh math. It is confusing to me too. lol ...

2026-03-25T12:52:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…mt6t
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Ahhhh math. It is confusing to me too. lol

Most of what you said was gibberish to me but yeah! Why are ...

2026-03-25T12:40:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…6wwl
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Most of what you said was gibberish to me but yeah! Why are movies like this??? I'm constantly turning up the volume to hear what the characters are saying, then turning down for action scenes. It's incredibly annoying.

My dad's favorite TV show was WTR. I've seen every ...

2026-03-20T23:03:03Z

My dad's favorite TV show was WTR. I've seen every episode just by passing by as he watched TV. Our cat's name is Walker Texas Ranger and I still carry a WTR keychain in memory of my dad.

That was definitely a "dead or alive" game for me. I had ...

2026-03-18T12:12:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…dmxc
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That was definitely a "dead or alive" game for me. I had to look it up. Alive and younger than I thought. But still cringy.

Did they resurrect Whitney Houston?

2026-03-18T11:54:42Z

In reply to nevent1q…rmcm
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Did they resurrect Whitney Houston?

True story. My dad used to deal weed and have my sister and ...

2026-03-17T12:37:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…rpqs
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True story. My dad used to deal weed and have my sister and brothers (all older than me) sell it to their friends. By the time he was older and no longer selling, and I was his caregiver, he used to say "I wish I would find a brick along the side of the road. I could sell that shit!" lol as if I would actually pull over and grab it for him. I don't know, I guess it would have made the old man happy. So yeah, a pillowcase is a lot.

Great clip. I really love MG as an actress - but as a director, ...

2026-03-17T12:31:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…nfwf
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Great clip. I really love MG as an actress - but as a director, and a spokesperson for feminism/women - just STFU. I still maintain that most performers are just that - performing monkeys. Just shut up and entertain me.

I come from a long line of weed smokers. Yes, a pound is a lot. ...

2026-03-17T11:46:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…kkpy
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I come from a long line of weed smokers. Yes, a pound is a lot. I'd say enough to be dealing a little.

I never went on spring break in college. Maybe a couple of quiet ...

2026-03-17T01:14:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…aj66
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I never went on spring break in college. Maybe a couple of quiet trips with the cousins. I partied my ass off during college. I feel like I made the correct choices.

"Resplendent" might be my new favorite word.

2026-03-16T19:21:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…raqm
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"Resplendent" might be my new favorite word.

I feel like he could have made that beautiful tribute while ...

2026-03-16T17:08:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…w50g
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I feel like he could have made that beautiful tribute while leaving politics out of it. Reiner was a cinematic genius but I don't care about his activism or politics. Hollywood will never get this.

I worked there in 91 but I feel ours stuck around for a few more ...

2026-03-08T21:33:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…30qr
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I worked there in 91 but I feel ours stuck around for a few more years. I moved to Phoenix in 94, by the time I moved back to Indiana 4 years later, it was closed.

You must be a baby.

2026-03-08T20:42:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…7jq7
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You must be a baby.

I bartended at Chi Chis in college. 🧉

2026-03-08T00:56:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…t0ws
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I bartended at Chi Chis in college. 🧉

I took this week off thank you very much.

2026-01-27T14:33:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…pkpd
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I took this week off thank you very much.

I live right across the street from one of these parking lots in ...

2026-01-25T15:35:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…2zyc
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I live right across the street from one of these parking lots in a rural area. I don't call the cops but secretly hope if they knock out the power lines by hitting one of the poles, they are severely injured.

I'm not on it so I don't refer to it as anything. ...

2026-01-25T15:20:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…ndhu
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I'm not on it so I don't refer to it as anything. Sometimes I get confused when people mention it because I left when it was still Twitter. 👵

I made the 66 mile round trip to Costco (that's right, 33 ...

2026-01-08T12:51:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…2veu
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I made the 66 mile round trip to Costco (that's right, 33 miles each way 🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️ ) 2 days ago with a short list and spent $400 🤦‍♀️ . Hopefully that takes us through the month.

My favorite uncle always gives cash. Even though I'm an ...

2025-12-24T13:45:41Z

In reply to nevent1q…fvtv
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My favorite uncle always gives cash. Even though I'm an adult, it's still fun getting his Christmas card and a crisp $100 bill. This is what he has been giving his nieces and nephews for as long as I can remember. 🎄 💵

I couldn't watch it. Kept thinking about Uncle Buck... ...

2025-12-09T20:50:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…4tgg
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I couldn't watch it. Kept thinking about Uncle Buck...

I see they will be in South Bend on 1/31. Gonna try to make that ...

2025-11-29T02:07:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…w6qy
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I see they will be in South Bend on 1/31. Gonna try to make that happen.

Had to stop and watch this. I have a friend who said she would ...

2025-11-15T01:45:35Z

Had to stop and watch this. I have a friend who said she would never get the vax until Shapiro said it was okay. 🤦‍♀️ She couldn't understand why I never would. 💉

I was today years old when I heard that. My crash was in 90 - no ...

2025-11-14T02:57:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…4uhp
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I was today years old when I heard that. My crash was in 90 - no fire, but they did use the jaws of life to get me out of the car. Also, I was leaving work early as a park director because my grandmother had passed away that day. Not a great day.

I used to commute from S. Indiana to MDW - Indy was always a day ...

2025-11-13T13:02:49Z

In reply to nevent1q…7fat
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I used to commute from S. Indiana to MDW - Indy was always a day wrecker if I hit rush hour. Now I commute to BNA, traffic thru Louisville is a blip compared to Indy.

Indy rush hour is the worst.

2025-11-13T12:45:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…cngj
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Indy rush hour is the worst.

I had a Fiero in college. Loved it. Got t-boned at a 4 way stop ...

2025-11-13T12:27:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…54ws
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I had a Fiero in college. Loved it. Got t-boned at a 4 way stop by a truck (Michigan driver) - survived!

From our backyard last night. Southern Indiana ...

2025-11-12T22:40:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…ksfx
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From our backyard last night. Southern Indiana

Just reading the headline but I kind of love this.

2025-10-26T21:58:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…xfcu
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Just reading the headline but I kind of love this.

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2025-10-26T21:57:13Z

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Same...

Wait a second... Is it???

2025-10-26T18:26:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…wh8a
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Wait a second... Is it???

Yes, it looks very odd and I can see what you are saying about ...

2025-10-26T14:56:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…89z6
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Yes, it looks very odd and I can see what you are saying about the windows. In Mishawaka (and South Bend) where I'm from there are some really beautiful old Catholic Churches. One thing I really miss...

A bunch of Germans and baptists down here in southern Indiana. lol

Is part of your church a greenhouse???

2025-10-26T14:45:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…sh0x
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Is part of your church a greenhouse???

Not conversational at all.

2025-09-28T02:03:39Z

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Not conversational at all.

To this day I can't watch this without laugh/crying and ...

2025-09-23T01:23:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…p38g
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To this day I can't watch this without laugh/crying and almost 💦 ing my pants. 😂 💀

2016 might have been a once in a lifetime for me. As a lifelong ...

2025-09-21T12:50:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…sz24
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2016 might have been a once in a lifetime for me. As a lifelong Cubs fan, I don't ever have high expectations. Sad but true.

I'm from Northern Indiana - went to my first Cubs game in ...

2025-09-21T12:27:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…66z2
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I'm from Northern Indiana - went to my first Cubs game in grade school with die hard family of a classmate - I've never looked back. Except for my giant Ron Santo tattoo on my back. Headed to Cincy today to see if The Cub can redeem themselves.

We are no longer friends.

2025-09-21T01:25:00Z

In reply to nevent1q…9fm0
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We are no longer friends.

So creepy.

2025-09-19T16:51:42Z

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So creepy.

Uggghhh

2025-09-19T16:51:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…6zak
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Uggghhh

When I lived in Phoenix, I once walked up to my apartment door to ...

2025-09-19T11:43:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…pzrh
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When I lived in Phoenix, I once walked up to my apartment door to be greeted by a tarantula. I had to call the superintendent before I would open my door.

Burn the place to the ground.

2025-09-19T11:32:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…uspu
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Burn the place to the ground.

Disturbing. What about people trying to live their lives, go to ...

2025-09-06T16:57:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…zzpt
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Disturbing. What about people trying to live their lives, go to work, go anywhere? Chicago is a shit show. Glad I don't work there any longer.

I've never used a drink cart so I can't give an honest ...

2025-08-19T23:11:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…gehq
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I've never used a drink cart so I can't give an honest opinion. SWA used half carts for about a year but I avoided the AC on which they were installed. I knew they wouldn't work with the SWA model.

I walked away from a "restaurant" in the DEN airport ...

2025-07-28T11:44:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…3gdm
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I walked away from a "restaurant" in the DEN airport because they only serve plant based foods. I think I wanted a smoothie but they only had plant milks to make it with. 🙄

I think I should be on the board since you said "Prince" ...

2025-07-22T19:58:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…sqw7
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I think I should be on the board since you said "Prince" Charles wasn't valid. 🧐

You poke me, I poke you back.

2025-07-05T22:07:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…znmy
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You poke me, I poke you back.

I guess you could wear tights with a mini skirt but that defeats ...

2025-03-09T12:57:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…uamp
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I guess you could wear tights with a mini skirt but that defeats the leggy part of the equation.

Those are both the same season.

2025-03-09T12:54:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…glnl
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Those are both the same season.

I mean... I have so many questions.

2025-03-07T14:12:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…d4ly
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I mean... I have so many questions.

Any chance you're flying out tomorrow morning?

2025-03-01T00:01:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…lkeu
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Any chance you're flying out tomorrow morning?

Mmmmm donuts. ...

2025-02-19T18:15:28Z

In reply to nevent1q…rvcl
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Mmmmm donuts.

We used to be a 3 cat family, now we are a 2 dog, 1 cat family ...

2025-02-01T14:47:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…pted
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We used to be a 3 cat family, now we are a 2 dog, 1 cat family with the cat being the eldest. The dynamic is pretty amusing. It's a battle of who dominates during the day, but at night they all sleep peacefully together.

No. I don't think it will happen until later this year or ...

2025-02-01T14:30:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…zv9q
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No. I don't think it will happen until later this year or early next year. Just speculation but I also don't think it will happen unless we merge with another airline. We are slow to upgrade any ticketing systems that would allow assigned seating.

🤢

2025-01-26T14:10:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…rj3j
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🤢

Is he wearing his girlfriend's jeans here?

2025-01-26T14:04:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…8ld6
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Is he wearing his girlfriend's jeans here?

yikes

2025-01-06T23:59:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…6dvj
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yikes

I don't find the picture.

2025-01-06T23:52:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…x830
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I don't find the picture.

I kind of understand why people in the back might stand up for a ...

2025-01-06T23:48:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…htcp
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I kind of understand why people in the back might stand up for a few seconds (to relieve the uncomfortable feeling of claustrophobia) but I never understand why they grab their bags and stand there waiting for 5-10 minutes.

I'm not even sure what 1 and 4 are!

2025-01-06T23:45:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…jas3
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I'm not even sure what 1 and 4 are!

Our kitteh is almost 15. Still going strong. We got him as a ...

2025-01-06T16:22:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…5ps4
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Our kitteh is almost 15. Still going strong. We got him as a kitten (our vets grandson found him, and we ended up with him) and we had to bottle feed him. He's a strong SOB - He is aptly named Walker Texas Ranger. Definitely family.

How old is she?

2025-01-06T15:07:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…gg2y
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How old is she?

Awwww, so sorry. We'll give our boys extra cuddles today in ...

2025-01-06T12:37:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…c4z4
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Awwww, so sorry. We'll give our boys extra cuddles today in honor of Phoebe.

@npub18yr…0fsg must be snowed in.

2025-01-05T18:46:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…cjz5
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วิสเคานต์ พระยม ✓ ㉝ (npub18yr…0fsg) must be snowed in.

I don't know why I feel competitive with Bandstra but.. ...

2025-01-01T17:27:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…mqaf
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I don't know why I feel competitive with Bandstra but..

Do I need to resend mine, or am I good?

2024-12-31T14:46:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…l242
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Do I need to resend mine, or am I good?

Add chocolate. chocolate covered nuts or drizzled pretzels.

2024-12-18T17:36:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…4tf0
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Add chocolate. chocolate covered nuts or drizzled pretzels.

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2024-12-18T14:03:48Z

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I wish someone would make this about airline customers. From ...

2024-12-07T13:22:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…8lja
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I wish someone would make this about airline customers. From check in to arrival, there would be some real doozies.

that's what she said.

2024-11-16T19:48:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…fx2c
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that's what she said.

Have you Griswolded the house yet?

2024-11-16T19:45:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…c8jd
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Have you Griswolded the house yet?

my husband loved it. Walked in on me watching episode 2, season 1 ...

2024-11-14T20:39:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…alm8
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my husband loved it. Walked in on me watching episode 2, season 1 and he was hooked.

My niece makes me keep snapchat. She says it's the only way ...

2024-10-20T23:43:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…0llh
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My niece makes me keep snapchat. She says it's the only way she can keep track of me. 😂 Also, I didn't see the halloween outfits on the bitmoji app, only on snap.

I just tried to unsuccessfully stalk you on Snapchat. 😂

2024-10-20T23:36:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…n0xl
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I just tried to unsuccessfully stalk you on Snapchat. 😂

Where is GB? Green Bay?

2024-10-19T18:08:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…x4h0
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Where is GB? Green Bay?

When they tell you who they are, believe them.

2024-10-19T14:06:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…fm3h
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When they tell you who they are, believe them.