Nostr notes by Smeetoo

In today's world there would be endless conspiracy theories ...

2026-07-05T03:40:29+02:00

In today's world there would be endless conspiracy theories about this

If they happen to be in your area, go see The Black Jacket ...

2026-06-21T04:09:12+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…dwek
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If they happen to be in your area, go see The Black Jacket Symphony, they're currently preforming Slippery When Wet and Bon Jovi's greatest hits.

https://youtu.be/a7wbWD69mQI?si=CXW2ztca2huTL_dQ

Snake found the bird's nest ...

2026-06-18T21:44:17+02:00

Snake found the bird's nest

Just lost some weight, gave a unit of blood to lower my iron and ...

2026-06-17T17:03:15+02:00

Just lost some weight, gave a unit of blood to lower my iron and help those in need

I forgot what these plants are called, but they are an invasive ...

2026-06-07T06:09:09+02:00

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I forgot what these plants are called, but they are an invasive species, that the deer love to eat.

The other day when I was heading out on my hike, I spooked 3 deer that were at the water's edge grazing on these. It looked to be an older doe and two younger ones with her. She bolted first, then the younger ones, and as the yunguns watched me, mom was farther back in the woods watching us all.

You're lying, no one has ever had a perfectly ripe avocado ...

2026-06-05T21:22:03+02:00

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You're lying, no one has ever had a perfectly ripe avocado because they don't exist

Joe Raiti gets so excited ...

2026-06-01T17:36:50+02:00

Joe Raiti gets so excited

https://youtu.be/OxKeMzZznIQ?si=y343McIdIav3yuVE

Really can't mitigate it as it's a condo and there's ...

2026-05-31T04:23:01+02:00

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Really can't mitigate it as it's a condo and there's another unit that I'd be sharing the building with. 6 buildings each with 2 units on a hill.

she learned from my father being bedridden due to dementia

2026-05-30T22:23:33+02:00

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she learned from my father being bedridden due to dementia

indoor pool?

2026-05-30T22:11:52+02:00

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indoor pool?

TN

2026-05-30T22:10:58+02:00

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TN

I seriously doubt that the owner was ever in the crawl space, ...

2026-05-30T21:57:56+02:00

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I seriously doubt that the owner was ever in the crawl space, place was last purchased 8 years ago

Condo I'm looking at shows water seepage in the crawl space. ...

2026-05-30T21:44:53+02:00

Condo I'm looking at shows water seepage in the crawl space. It's a block foundation and I feel it's concerning since we do get stretches of temps below freezing, and also because of mold possibility. Building is 22 years old.

Is this normal or should I walk?

I'm just waiting for my offer to be accepted then I can ...

2026-05-23T21:38:54+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…4yr3
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I'm just waiting for my offer to be accepted then I can contact the home inspector. Last place I looked at had a horizontal crack in the foundation, too much pressure on the water heater, incorrectly bonded electric panel, among other things.

Went and looked at a condo, discolored paint where walls were ...

2026-05-23T19:05:17+02:00

Went and looked at a condo, discolored paint where walls were patched, section of LR where new floor wasn't flush with next piece, but other than that it seemed to be in good shape, now I just wait and see if my offer was accepted.
Afterwards was a disgustingly good brunch at a local spot that has become so popular the wait is at least 30 minutes. As an oldtimer and single, I just slip in and sit at the bar.

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2026-05-20T18:19:05+02:00

I'm now independently wealthy

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Is your brain scrambled? Vincent Price as Egghead is the way to ...

2026-05-20T03:11:50+02:00

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Is your brain scrambled? Vincent Price as Egghead is the way to go

Thank God, finally a school to challenge students “It’s a ...

2026-05-14T06:41:21+02:00

Thank God, finally a school to challenge students

“It’s a rigorous, future-ready New York City public school that is innovative and responsive to the community’s needs and really exposes our students to different pathways to really show their intelligence,” said incoming principal Jason Reyes.

https://nypost.com/2026/05/13/us-news/new-bronx-high-school-of-hip-hop-will-use-music-as-vehicle-for-learning/

I was supposed to have cataract surgery tomorrow, but when I went ...

2026-05-13T05:49:10+02:00

I was supposed to have cataract surgery tomorrow, but when I went to confirm my ride, I got the "I don't think I can do it"
When the fuck were you planning on alerting me to this? I'm glad that I decided to walk across the hall and check.
At least I found out now, and know that next time they leave their apt door wide open when they leave, that I can not bother with it in good conscious

Stage name suggested to him by his then GF while she was studying ...

2026-05-11T07:00:55+02:00

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Stage name suggested to him by his then GF while she was studying for an exam. He ended up marrying her.

https://youtu.be/5foEJ4oD8Cs?si=TA3q19Btyr5qeDp8

I have no room for it, but I want it

2026-05-07T19:18:15+02:00

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I have no room for it, but I want it

I remember, about a decade or so ago, bands were selling ...

2026-05-03T01:20:59+02:00

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I remember, about a decade or so ago, bands were selling thumbdrives of that night's show shortly after the show ended. I guess the record companies got upset with that.

I'm just pissed that they have a calendar with Sunday as the ...

2026-04-30T03:27:12+02:00

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I'm just pissed that they have a calendar with Sunday as the last day of the week

I'm confused, will these "women" be charged with ...

2026-04-29T16:59:12+02:00

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I'm confused, will these "women" be charged with Cultural appropriation?

I couldn't do this again if I tried. How my sneakers ended up ...

2026-04-26T19:40:27+02:00

I couldn't do this again if I tried.

How my sneakers ended up when I kicked them off when I got home

What could go wrong? ...

2026-04-24T22:15:00+02:00

What could go wrong?

https://www.healthbeat.org/newyork/2026/04/24/child-care-expansion-background-checks-backlog/

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2026-04-22T14:33:14+02:00

link to Fairfax county voting type and results ...

2026-04-22T07:07:58+02:00

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link to Fairfax county voting type and results

https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/elections/sites/elections/files/Assets/Documents/PDF/Apr.21-2026-special-election-for-proposed-constitutional-amendment.pdf

From what I'm reading Fairfax county has a large population ...

2026-04-22T07:04:50+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…6srf
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From what I'm reading Fairfax county has a large population that couldn't make it to the polls, even with early voting.

Voting results on VA redistricting referendum Why is it always ...

2026-04-22T06:56:18+02:00

Voting results on VA redistricting referendum

Why is it always the mailed in vote in certain states?

She kisses her brother with that mouth?

2026-04-22T04:04:05+02:00

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She kisses her brother with that mouth?

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2026-04-22T03:29:07+02:00

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The reason why I have no patience for most people. This image was ...

2026-04-22T03:13:37+02:00

The reason why I have no patience for most people.
This image was posted today on a local FB page, and one of the comments was "What date?"

My father blamed it on being a depression baby. The wash and ...

2026-04-22T02:53:01+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…rrfu
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My father blamed it on being a depression baby. The wash and dried the plastic wrap from steaks! If he saved things properly that would have been fine, but he'd just put stuff in a box and stick in the cellar for decades. We ended up with moldy 78 records, moisture swollen books, and a lot of crap.

You get on with your bad self USPS. Went to get my mail, and not ...

2026-04-21T21:58:38+02:00

You get on with your bad self USPS.

Went to get my mail, and not only was my mail in my mailbox, but the mail for 3 other apts in my building. I can see how the delivery person got confused with my name and a neighbor's beginning with the same letter but lived in a completely different floor, as was the case with another neighbor's mail. At least I got some exercise in walking up and down the stairs a couple of times.

He touched grass

2026-04-21T19:59:20+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…guuj
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He touched grass

How long ago did you quit? I'm at 25+ years, but I'd say ...

2026-04-21T19:56:52+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…ax6r
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How long ago did you quit?
I'm at 25+ years, but I'd say the first 3-5 is when I would miss it, but since I haven't given it a thought.

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2026-04-21T11:40:31+02:00

Ottawa falls to Carolina in double OT, Carolina takes a 2-0 ...

2026-04-21T05:50:59+02:00

Ottawa falls to Carolina in double OT, Carolina takes a 2-0 series lead

I think that I was in 6th grade when I read my brother's ...

2026-04-21T04:43:30+02:00

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I think that I was in 6th grade when I read my brother's copy. I had heard about what a great book it was, but it was lost on me and I've never bothered to read it again.

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2026-04-21T04:02:36+02:00

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#7 I just got novacaine, even though general was offered. They ...

2026-04-21T02:31:12+02:00

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#7

I just got novacaine, even though general was offered.

They keep talking about swelling and pain, but I've felt worse after extractions.

You gotta be shitting me! ...

2026-04-21T01:34:32+02:00

You gotta be shitting me!

https://nypost.com/2026/04/20/us-news/ny-schools-must-set-policies-on-potty-training-kids-and-nobody-wants-to-be-left-holding-the-dirty-diaper/

I'm 60 years old and never held a baby. I have 1 younger ...

2026-04-20T05:47:03+02:00

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I'm 60 years old and never held a baby. I have 1 younger cousin (3 years), no nieces or nephews, and my cousins that did have kids I wasn't close to.

I'll root for MTL just so that Toronto has to suffer even ...

2026-04-20T02:53:57+02:00

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I'll root for MTL just so that Toronto has to suffer even more

MTL & TBL going to OT

2026-04-20T02:42:19+02:00

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MTL & TBL going to OT

Tomorrow morning I go and get the dental implant post put in. ...

2026-04-20T00:16:48+02:00

Tomorrow morning I go and get the dental implant post put in. Those that have gone through this, what is the first week of recovery like? Is it similar to having a tooth pulled,?

I'm about the same or less here in TN, but I have a city park ...

2026-04-20T00:10:08+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…wwm3
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I'm about the same or less here in TN, but I have a city park that's a mountain 5 miles away, actually see it from my apt.

No training for me for a bit, strained hamstring and calf on the right leg currently, did too much on Monday.

I've driven past a few trailheads of the AT

2026-04-19T21:05:55+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…333x
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I've driven past a few trailheads of the AT

Who went shopping this Record Store Day? I grabbed a couple of ...

2026-04-18T20:39:05+02:00

Who went shopping this Record Store Day?

I grabbed a couple of albums for a friend who's local store wasn't allotted, and a couple for myself because I was there.

I'd lock my fears behind that door

2026-04-18T03:03:43+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…5c90
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I'd lock my fears behind that door

To some people I did nothing all day, but to others I did one of ...

2026-04-16T23:33:16+02:00

To some people I did nothing all day, but to others I did one of the most important things. I just spent 5 1/2 talking on the phone with a friend of 46 years.

Still doesn't beat my write up for an incident "that ...

2026-04-16T16:27:18+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…xlwn
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Still doesn't beat my write up for an incident "that happened on or about February 19-31"

I looked at the supervisor who handed it to me and asked if it was real? He informed me that it was, then asked if I was going to fight it?
Of course I am, I want to show them what idiots they are.

my 70's era receiver is too big to fit in my entertainment ...

2026-04-16T04:08:28+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…v25p
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my 70's era receiver is too big to fit in my entertainment center

I love watches, but being retired I really never wear one. I have ...

2026-04-15T22:48:36+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…q067
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I love watches, but being retired I really never wear one. I have about 10 watches myself and I have to consciously remind myself to put one on.

Spoke with my realtor, and the contract to purchase the condo is ...

2026-04-15T16:26:06+02:00

Spoke with my realtor, and the contract to purchase the condo is being canceled, of course the appraisal was done two days ago, so now I get to pay for the appraisal of a property I'm not buying.

She should have watched what she said to that dog.

2026-04-15T02:01:53+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…nmcj
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She should have watched what she said to that dog.

Principal was then arrested for assault since the rifle was never ...

2026-04-15T02:00:54+02:00

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Principal was then arrested for assault since the rifle was never fired, other charges included theft, possesion of stolen property, and possesion of a stolen firearm.

I mean, real life isn't much different ...

2026-04-14T23:05:22+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…mwwc
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I mean, real life isn't much different

The appliances are brand new, but not installed correctly, and I ...

2026-04-14T22:58:43+02:00

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The appliances are brand new, but not installed correctly, and I don't think he even checked to see if the fridge's water line and filter are connected for the ice machine and water dispenser.

Main is outside by the meter, and each unit has a sub

2026-04-14T20:15:58+02:00

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Main is outside by the meter, and each unit has a sub

I don't know if this was recently wired, and I also don't ...

2026-04-14T20:13:05+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…s5k7
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I don't know if this was recently wired, and I also don't know if adjacent units are wrongly wired. I can have mine done correctly, but if an adjoining one is done wrong it could still cause me problems

It's a condo, and the current owners currently live in the ...

2026-04-14T19:51:10+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…re9l
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It's a condo, and the current owners currently live in the city where I live. I think they just did the cosmetic fixes to sell quickly. My offer was supposedly their floor and accepted right away.

HOA is taking in over 1/4 million a year, and the property doesn't look like it.

Was looking to buy

2026-04-14T19:41:38+02:00

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Was looking to buy

Home inspection report in. Horizontal crack in slab foundation, ...

2026-04-14T19:40:08+02:00

Home inspection report in. Horizontal crack in slab foundation, incorectly bonded sub electrical panel, no exterior vent for bathroom fans, no air gap for the dishwasher, and other things. Feels like lipstick on a pig for a quick sell.

Looking around the property the common area upkeep is below par, especially for the monthy fee they charge.

I'm waiting for my agent to go over the report, and to discuss how I feel about it

Trump admits that he listened to those "in the know" for ...

2026-04-14T01:28:55+02:00

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Trump admits that he listened to those "in the know" for his appointments and nominations, so he ended up nominating the people who the machine wanted.

Your baby? ...

2026-04-13T23:41:40+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…ptsw
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Your baby?

I tried watching the original a few times, and even when I was ...

2026-04-13T23:33:27+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…kjkd
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I tried watching the original a few times, and even when I was hungover it didn't interest me

Well, there's only one way to find out

2026-04-13T17:47:46+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…823c
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Well, there's only one way to find out

Woke up and headed out to get the heart going. Came across 10 ...

2026-04-13T16:08:02+02:00

Woke up and headed out to get the heart going. Came across 10 deer and 2 fawns, as well as many types of ducks and a family of Canada geese and the goslings.

Better get moving on that Bucket list of yours, time is running ...

2026-04-12T23:44:53+02:00

Better get moving on that Bucket list of yours, time is running out.

https://nypost.com/2026/04/12/science/alarming-study-reveals-the-universe-will-end-much-much-sooner-than-previously-estimated/

This reminds me of the computer class that I "took" in ...

2026-04-12T21:07:23+02:00

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This reminds me of the computer class that I "took" in HS, back in the early 80's. The first 2 weeks were spent on the difference between hardware and software. I don't know what happened from week 3 on as I got tired of banging my head on the hardware waiting for the people who didn't get it to catch up.

Did you reenact The Ten Commandments while doing this?

2026-04-12T13:57:17+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…zgdf
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Did you reenact The Ten Commandments while doing this?

Wandering around my apt with a tape measure, checking to see what ...

2026-04-11T05:12:50+02:00

Wandering around my apt with a tape measure, checking to see what I can fit in my vehicle to move into the condo I'll hopefully be owning in a month. So far the only pieces that I can't fit will be three parts of my sectional, my headboard, mattress and boxspring, and my washer and dryer.

Since I no longer drink, a nice hot shower and a special loofa to ...

2026-04-11T03:08:56+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…8jj9
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Since I no longer drink, a nice hot shower and a special loofa to clean my crack after having to deal with that rest stop outhouse

Reminds me of my question last week Is it OKAY to say TGIF on ...

2026-04-10T19:27:41+02:00

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Reminds me of my question last week

Is it OKAY to say TGIF on Good Friday?

https://youtu.be/yjacqcTFYFw?si=oHeT3Af7Wi2b-oQw

2026-04-10T02:00:35+02:00

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https://youtu.be/yjacqcTFYFw?si=oHeT3Af7Wi2b-oQw

https://youtu.be/ePqINi1xLq0?si=cHjXPl2zl_YPjdom

2026-04-09T00:01:42+02:00

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https://youtu.be/ePqINi1xLq0?si=cHjXPl2zl_YPjdom

Ms. Miller ...

2026-04-08T23:47:37+02:00

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Ms. Miller

Well, the plugged tire wasn't plugged too well as I had to ...

2026-04-08T13:57:58+02:00

Well, the plugged tire wasn't plugged too well as I had to put 10lbs of air in it this morning.
Guess It's time for a new tire, thankfully they aren't that old so the wear won't make that much of a difference.

You bought batteries for the wrong timezone

2026-04-07T12:31:52+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…pmvk
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You bought batteries for the wrong timezone

Did you expect anything else from NY?

2026-04-07T06:04:06+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…746l
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Did you expect anything else from NY?

Go NY, Go NY, Go! ...

2026-04-07T04:29:14+02:00

Go NY, Go NY, Go!

https://www.newyorkalmanack.com/2026/03/new-york-state-climate-education/

You mean AI?

2026-04-07T04:25:47+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…terf
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You mean AI?

That's what these people basically do. They "buy" a ...

2026-04-07T02:55:31+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…wlcv
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That's what these people basically do. They "buy" a car, then 2-3 years later trade it in and add the balance to the new car loan. The problem comes when they are so upside down in their loan, that the bank won't take on the added money risk.

She makes twice as much as I do and the condo I'm buying is ...

2026-04-07T02:53:38+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…vqmk
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She makes twice as much as I do and the condo I'm buying is 2bd, w/ attached garage and all in before utilities should be $1,380/month

My credit union offers 120 month car loans, 10 fucking year car ...

2026-04-07T02:52:00+02:00

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My credit union offers 120 month car loans, 10 fucking year car loan!

and the cars are usually filthy and fucked up because they know ...

2026-04-07T02:48:41+02:00

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and the cars are usually filthy and fucked up because they know the repo man is coming so let me fuck up the car so they can't sell it for much

I'm so glad that I took my pension to GTFO. I feel for my ...

2026-04-07T02:45:06+02:00

In reply to nevent1q…rh3h
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I'm so glad that I took my pension to GTFO. I feel for my friends that are still there and have kids in school, or family that depend on them.

My offer was accepted for the condo I wanted. Just need my ...

2026-04-07T00:58:20+02:00

My offer was accepted for the condo I wanted. Just need my mortagage application to be approved, and for the inspection to be good, and then I'll be a first time home owner!

Found my license! Went to get my W-2 for proof to get a new ...

2026-04-06T01:17:29+02:00

Found my license! Went to get my W-2 for proof to get a new license, and my license fell out of my tax paperwork. I've been driving around since 2/25 without a license on my person.

Ah, the slap heard around the whole subway system

2026-04-05T21:05:40+02:00

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Ah, the slap heard around the whole subway system

Monty Python version ...

2026-04-05T20:42:50+02:00

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Monty Python version

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2026-04-05T18:45:08+02:00

Best thing Jimmy Kimmel ever did was "Win Ben Stein's ...

2026-04-05T05:24:34+02:00

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Best thing Jimmy Kimmel ever did was "Win Ben Stein's Money"

There goes the climate change again

2026-04-05T05:20:38+02:00

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There goes the climate change again

I just had my taste of chocolate babka, OMG, I'm glad that I ...

2026-04-05T02:13:02+02:00

I just had my taste of chocolate babka, OMG, I'm glad that I didn't know about this delishnesses when I was younger as I'd definitely have type 2 diabetes

I took the risk and hopped in my vehicle and drove to the BBQ ...

2026-04-04T23:19:45+02:00

I took the risk and hopped in my vehicle and drove to the BBQ place to pick up dinner and my ham for tomorrow. Glad that I learned what backroads to take to get there.

I started counting them, but fell asleep

2026-04-04T23:13:28+02:00

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I started counting them, but fell asleep

Another farm stand is open. Spring is definitely here ...

2026-04-04T15:21:58+02:00

Another farm stand is open. Spring is definitely here