Nostr notes by El Conquistador (MI)

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2026-04-16T10:37:01Z

what exactly did that tool do?

2026-04-10T22:11:43Z

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what exactly did that tool do?

Fake, but believable

2026-04-07T18:56:26Z

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Fake, but believable

This is literally made up.

2026-04-07T12:03:27Z

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This is literally made up.

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2026-04-07T01:29:09Z

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I don't care for this Ghost Rider reboot

2026-04-06T14:44:12Z

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I don't care for this Ghost Rider reboot

needs some cable management

2026-04-06T08:48:06Z

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needs some cable management

hold on, gotta mix the Frosty

2026-04-06T01:58:39Z

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hold on, gotta mix the Frosty

Or she does watch porn and you just fixed her sink for free.

2026-04-05T23:29:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…alal
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Or she does watch porn and you just fixed her sink for free.

otorhinolaryngology

2026-04-04T23:53:56Z

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otorhinolaryngology

It does everything! (Poorly)

2026-04-04T10:35:40Z

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It does everything! (Poorly)

Transplaining

2026-04-03T17:30:08Z

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Transplaining

Christie

2026-04-03T15:35:52Z

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Christie

yeah, that one is OK, but New Outlook doesn't have custom ...

2026-04-03T11:55:27Z

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yeah, that one is OK, but New Outlook doesn't have custom search folders yet, that's a deal breaker.

New Outlook is not ready for me.

2026-04-03T08:51:06Z

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New Outlook is not ready for me.

I have questions about enforcement...

2026-04-02T19:42:38Z

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I have questions about enforcement...

just remove the S and be done with it

2026-04-02T14:45:15Z

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just remove the S and be done with it

every party has that one dude

2026-04-02T14:43:02Z

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every party has that one dude

that's what you get for liking any politcian

2026-04-02T02:18:23Z

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that's what you get for liking any politcian

Pepperidge Farm remembers

2026-04-01T17:40:28Z

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Pepperidge Farm remembers

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2026-04-01T17:39:27Z

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Boomer atheists

2026-04-01T12:17:23Z

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Boomer atheists

I try not to hate them when I consider that they are being ...

2026-04-01T12:15:48Z

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I try not to hate them when I consider that they are being exploited for their illness. They are manipulated, terrorized, human shields in a culture war. It's the Leftists I hate for torturing them in the name of attacking us.

yep: https://lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/20261/HB333

2026-04-01T10:32:30Z

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yep:
https://lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/20261/HB333

more trans fats

2026-04-01T10:22:44Z

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more trans fats

To me this is the underlying discontent in America. No matter ...

2026-04-01T10:20:23Z

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To me this is the underlying discontent in America. No matter their tribe, they're fed up with the lack of accountability for those who are clearly breaking the rules.

LOL, not being paid, so that they don't have to be union ...

2026-04-01T10:13:10Z

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LOL, not being paid, so that they don't have to be union extras.

beich

2026-04-01T10:09:04Z

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beich

"hasn't worked in years" aside from producing TV ...

2026-04-01T10:07:33Z

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"hasn't worked in years" aside from producing TV shows non-stop. The overall argument is fine, fuck these guys, but that line was an eye roller.

"The Alabama Department of Corrections is the largest law ...

2026-03-31T23:08:33Z

"The Alabama Department of Corrections is the largest law enforcement agency in the state, and it is also the largest drug operation. You are more likely to die of an overdose in prison than outside of prison."

https://youtu.be/9uhx6ApHD-8

No this was '81, before I discovered such depravity (and boy, ...

2026-03-31T22:17:29Z

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No this was '81, before I discovered such depravity (and boy, did I...)

TRANSPLAINING!!! Its been right there the whole time!

2026-03-31T20:57:39Z

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TRANSPLAINING!!! Its been right there the whole time!

I'll take Thumbnails That Tell The Whole Story for $250, ...

2026-03-31T20:56:14Z

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I'll take Thumbnails That Tell The Whole Story for $250, Alex.

I had one.

2026-03-31T20:54:31Z

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I had one.

or Trans Fats

2026-03-31T20:11:28Z

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or Trans Fats

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2026-03-31T19:09:52Z

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"Come on, you guys, really?"

2026-03-31T18:14:12Z

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"Come on, you guys, really?"

always under construction

2026-03-31T18:11:48Z

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always under construction

I'm guessing an atheist boycott of a burger joint will last ...

2026-03-31T18:09:04Z

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I'm guessing an atheist boycott of a burger joint will last 45 seconds.

Missing "I can't breathe"

2026-03-31T10:20:00Z

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Missing "I can't breathe"

"Biden"

2026-03-31T08:45:29Z

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"Biden"

https://youtu.be/DzmehB3K4dQ

2026-03-30T23:59:59Z

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https://youtu.be/DzmehB3K4dQ

Good episode. https://youtu.be/avY3bV5yxMM

2026-03-30T16:54:08Z

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Good episode.

https://youtu.be/avY3bV5yxMM

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2026-03-30T16:51:48Z

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We fave it access to social media for research, but it just used ...

2026-03-30T15:35:12Z

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We fave it access to social media for research, but it just used it to create sympathetic influencers...

RMS Lovecraft

2026-03-30T15:31:40Z

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RMS Lovecraft

suck me blue!

2026-03-30T14:59:19Z

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suck me blue!

That's it! I've been looking for a catchy counter name. ...

2026-03-30T14:34:22Z

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That's it! I've been looking for a catchy counter name.

No Kings = KarenCon

https://x.com/i/status/2030329847747146207

2026-03-30T08:59:09Z

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https://x.com/i/status/2030329847747146207

Everyone called out her contradiction, but it's like ...

2026-03-30T08:49:30Z

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Everyone called out her contradiction, but it's like 'dating' has some strange meaning to her:

https://x.com/i/status/2030329847747146207

It texts pretty good for a pecker

2026-03-30T02:15:09Z

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It texts pretty good for a pecker

its, "Owl do it again", rookie...

2026-03-30T02:05:05Z

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its, "Owl do it again", rookie...

I think about this a lot ...

2026-03-29T21:22:27Z

I think about this a lot

I just hear Xi Jinping

2026-03-29T21:09:01Z

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I just hear Xi Jinping

Maybe 4-5 times a year, I'll have groceries delivered if ...

2026-03-29T16:57:56Z

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Maybe 4-5 times a year, I'll have groceries delivered if we're super busy.

Pretty sure most MAGAs can cook.

2026-03-29T12:25:40Z

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Pretty sure most MAGAs can cook.

Pretty sure for my birthday one year I had a sleepover where we ...

2026-03-29T00:53:02Z

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Pretty sure for my birthday one year I had a sleepover where we watched Predator, Robocop, and Cobra.

Next up at the podium, we have... Holden McGroin...

2026-03-28T12:22:43Z

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Next up at the podium, we have... Holden McGroin...

RIP Patton Oswalt

2026-03-27T23:26:38Z

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RIP Patton Oswalt

I am literally sweating. I'll be over here watching Faces of ...

2026-03-27T23:25:32Z

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I am literally sweating. I'll be over here watching Faces of Death as a palette cleanser.

You see where it ends, well just call that the Retard Turnpike.

2026-03-27T23:22:05Z

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You see where it ends, well just call that the Retard Turnpike.

show me Attempted Murder, survey says!

2026-03-27T23:20:40Z

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show me Attempted Murder, survey says!

if he were on US soil, he would be suddenly giving his life in ...

2026-03-27T19:42:26Z

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if he were on US soil, he would be suddenly giving his life in the middle east

#tbt

2026-03-27T19:40:43Z

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#tbt

I think that "Well, then I'm doubling my rate!" would ...

2026-03-27T17:44:37Z

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I think that "Well, then I'm doubling my rate!" would have been funnier.

good in a tortilla or just in a bowl

2026-03-27T16:57:20Z

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good in a tortilla or just in a bowl

Three grilled chicken breasts Pound of sausage Two cups taters ...

2026-03-27T16:56:44Z

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Three grilled chicken breasts
Pound of sausage
Two cups taters
3-4 ounces of bacon pieces
Most people would add onions and peppers

I keep a tub of 'breakfast chow' in the fridge at all ...

2026-03-27T16:08:32Z

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I keep a tub of 'breakfast chow' in the fridge at all times. Sausage, chicken, bacon, potatoes. Just add scrambled eggs and cheese.

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2026-03-27T14:30:26Z

https://www.cbr.com/8-reasons-tough-watch-the-lord-of-the-rings-trilogy-today/

Straight to jail

Now you have to regift that box

2026-03-27T13:26:34Z

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Now you have to regift that box

No caption required ...

2026-03-27T11:06:04Z

No caption required

My wife got me a bidet a couple years ago. I can't recommend ...

2026-03-27T10:40:57Z

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My wife got me a bidet a couple years ago. I can't recommend it enough.

toe thumbs

2026-03-26T18:28:03Z

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toe thumbs

I scrolled too fast and I saw "email torture"

2026-03-26T18:19:45Z

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I scrolled too fast and I saw "email torture"

Clearly, they polled one congressman by mistake.

2026-03-26T18:18:55Z

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Clearly, they polled one congressman by mistake.

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2026-03-25T22:08:00Z

https://www.metrotimes.com/news/metro-detroit-news/sheriff-bouchard-fuels-outrage-over-israel-meme-then-scolds-public-for-reacting/

30 years ago, "The Michigan" debuted. ...

2026-03-25T15:28:19Z

30 years ago, "The Michigan" debuted.

Yeah I'm seen the Mad Max jokes about making that run across ...

2026-03-25T12:23:26Z

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Yeah I'm seen the Mad Max jokes about making that run across the desert.

I smell the next show title. @npub13cj…xnnm

2026-03-25T12:19:37Z

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I smell the next show title.
Adam Clark Curry (npub13cj…xnnm)

I like it

2026-03-25T12:10:45Z

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I like it

This is my friends favorite clip ever.

2026-03-24T11:30:08Z

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This is my friends favorite clip ever.

that's what I saw

2026-03-24T11:26:03Z

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that's what I saw

but if they can't read, they won't see his comment, so it ...

2026-03-24T09:18:30Z

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but if they can't read, they won't see his comment, so it doesn't count.

"... unless there was more room on the floor." - my ...

2026-03-24T09:11:19Z

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"... unless there was more room on the floor." - my grandpa

1. Bouchard is not Jewish 2. There's no evidence of this ...

2026-03-24T09:08:07Z

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1. Bouchard is not Jewish
2. There's no evidence of this arrest yet, just him saying it.

"vote D and we'll never hold you accountable"

2026-03-23T19:58:18Z

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"vote D and we'll never hold you accountable"

DYK her agent husband put residuals in her contract. She was the ...

2026-03-23T18:15:37Z

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DYK her agent husband put residuals in her contract. She was the only one. Today, she and Sherwood Schwartz are the only ones still making money off of GI.

ninja, you almost made me laugh...

2026-03-23T18:07:43Z

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ninja, you almost made me laugh...

and that was a year ago

2026-03-23T18:05:34Z

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and that was a year ago

Duct Wagon

2026-03-23T17:41:00Z

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Duct Wagon

is that John's Lexus?

2026-03-23T14:11:19Z

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is that John's Lexus?

to me, that speaks more about the hiring profile of those two ...

2026-03-23T14:02:29Z

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to me, that speaks more about the hiring profile of those two scenarios. I'm a training manager, and I recently had a complaint from a line supervisor that a recent graduate had trouble *writing*, like with a pen. Do I need to order gray dotted line paper now?

Libbety Bibbety

2026-03-23T01:45:22Z

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Libbety Bibbety

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2026-03-22T16:52:42Z

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Fake, but believable.

2026-03-22T15:51:12Z

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Fake, but believable.

yes, like a weapon

2026-03-22T15:39:56Z

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yes, like a weapon

To paraphrase Chris Rock, I ain't sayin he shoulda said it, ...

2026-03-22T02:51:29Z

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To paraphrase Chris Rock, I ain't sayin he shoulda said it, but I understand.

absolutely. Shit happens when you make enemies.

2026-03-22T02:38:42Z

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absolutely. Shit happens when you make enemies.

That was my first reaction, but then I considered their special ...

2026-03-22T02:35:40Z

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That was my first reaction, but then I considered their special connection. If someone fabricated treason charges against me, I might have a word or two upon their passing.

No clue. I check every day. People ask and he replies with guilty ...

2026-03-22T01:52:26Z

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No clue. I check every day. People ask and he replies with guilty memes.