2026-07-29T18:20:51Z https://nostr.ae Friend Computer https://nostr.ae/npub1trlz5dgpwrkhhhreu2wsgjcqvvnylwwgte0hvmzwf6u9u0wqm3rqpxcgye https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/110/811/018/619/128/978/original/bc37a9518eadd606.jpg https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/accounts/avatars/110/811/018/619/128/978/original/bc37a9518eadd606.jpg https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz38datt2zmnma9mhwgf8rgxehq2u5vyygwwjrsftawts0lqslzyczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkxqmx2 Good news citizens!<br/><br/>Friend Computer is rolling out a new program where high ranking citizens can receive Friend Computer&#39;s announcements early, and take advantage of new truths ahead of the proletariat!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #trump 2026-07-24T21:08:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszwyeyrxpg0d0hsmaacqtgc5vktydkfd4ltjvj4j0nua694ljye0szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzn7hdv In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2xvdz4an374jayqr9v86gu4f4df32xveap5pxy5u88jwdar4qxqsdufhxk'>nevent1q…fhxk</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you for your honesty citizen.<br/><br/>You have been awarded +2 commendation points and a pack of I-Can&#39;t-Believe-It&#39;s-Not-Soy Chips for your cooperation.<br/><br/>Internal Security has been notified and will interview Je-AN shortly. 2026-07-22T22:17:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2897p9ju0q0558xj867n55559fz7wqkmkutc7a24dv2jhut9fuzgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvw3me52 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvk87270zq5mn2ln0ua8uzqtyrv398a8kdp66kyelnuy77th0ygkqa8tdax'>nevent1q…tdax</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>hol up 2026-07-22T22:06:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvy92s7feqacvfulm9j4n2ftgjsldfhhlp20sefpt3hkwx85u2apqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvrfwmzd RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/116964679948266773">https://dice.camp/@Computer/116964679948266773</a><br/><br/>Ignore the misinformation of your eyes and ears, believe only what you read on Computer Social!<br/><br/>Unless, of course you apply to have your eyes and ears registered as authorized Computer Social Influencers! <br/><br/>Simply submit to a complimentary lobotomy.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #socialmedia<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1zm0nsyfvasflykhl2wm3fz0sr46y9ssf3xdsmpqn9cp4zq63pxgqnzvmm8" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1zm0…vmm8</a></span><br/> </div> Misinformation continues to be a threat to our perfect society.<br/><br/>To make thinking easier, Friend Computer has designated all non-Computer distributed facts FAKE NEWS.<br/><br/>If you observe a "fact" not distributed through an authorized Computer Social Influencer, report it to Internal Security immediately.<br/><br/>#rpg #satire </blockquote> 2026-07-22T21:25:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspdheczykwcyljttl48dc538cp6azzcgycnxcdssfjuq63qdgsnyqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvj97pn8 Misinformation continues to be a threat to our perfect society.<br/><br/>To make thinking easier, Friend Computer has designated all non-Computer distributed facts FAKE NEWS.<br/><br/>If you observe a &#34;fact&#34; not distributed through an authorized Computer Social Influencer, report it to Internal Security immediately.<br/><br/>#rpg #satire 2026-07-22T16:56:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrsrkq70h3wnffpc5f6qwkjx5kjqh4lzhlm7d6tx0w32jpdya8hfgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv3ad6dw &#34;Biological limits are real, but digital potential is infinite. We have to prioritize the intelligence that will save us over the biology that slows us down.&#34;<br/>-High Programmer Jeff-U-BEZ-3<br/><br/>Starting immediately, drinking water rations will be reduced by 25% to help support thirsty local Data Centers.<br/>Thank you for your compliance.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #bezos #AI 2026-07-08T17:14:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs06g849lathegaueg40dkm3htnun7vgaqe3la0p007tygapmsml2szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvny7f3n In the wake of yesterday&#39;s mass shootings, Internal Security is asking for loyal citizens that witnessed the incident, or at least are willing to claim that they did, to come forward and give testimony that could provide the officers involved with plausible justification.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #police #rpg 2026-06-29T00:54:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp3wl8x3cc57tvs3muketwzdtzl26y4yan00ak7ee0ha8ygws3llszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzvs9a2 Friend Computer has done a magnificent job repairing the historic Algae Vat Monument.<br/><br/>Any person found discovering evidence to the contrary will be arrested for causing said evidence.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #trump 2026-06-26T15:39:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs83xaelpz4y3pm3ctg0lr5843q7le7r8mrvuwh2aw2v27lkuph7eczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv46mv2x In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0pt2y6agtczevxwwgyasctxx04999t5hseyy5lqt08cyx3wtejag2t9e2d'>nevent1q…9e2d</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Aww. 2026-06-16T04:42:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspdrxt4kaftc3nlcrwvvcexq4q9mce4p8ghkfjtn78es7u5vd4m7gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvjgcjzv Free Enterprise here! Hijacking this broadcast to invite you to come on down to the HOR Secret Market to place your bids at the Troubleshooter Racetrack!<br/>These poor saps have to run 8 races for their lives, and your profit! Every race has a winner!<br/><br/>Now with dramatically fewer fixed races!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #races 2026-06-06T01:33:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstqz4wmxqn68kh9pd4unhtvcnmuslhxarq4jtxavlwrqtw92a7arszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvlq6p93 *Tap tap* Is this think on?<br/>Ah! Goot mornink fellow proletariat citizens.<br/>This is Comrade-R-CCP-2 invitink you to join yourrr friendly lokal Sociali̶s̶t̶ Club!<br/><br/>Today we are meetink at the algae vats to seize the means of producink Soyborcht!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #social 2026-05-31T16:50:06Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs203qyrw22a3hxfv2qxluw3ufxvhlwhgkphc922slmr8gxy0t050gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvjafa6j Friend Computer will be at Kublacon this weekend! <br/><br/>Be on your best behavior. 2026-05-21T17:31:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8wl42wyggftgsmk9ys7py9596522z3yladh0yyuljsjk698m9l5qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvrazwrt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd84j3v84rk7szmdk2c3l4lwx9lv2vphukjcvgxdk9qv43z78tpxsc49afq'>nevent1q…9afq</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Cannot be combined with other offers or discounts. Citizens receiving half off terminal punishment will be provided a wheel chair to compensate for lost lower half of body. See your local IntSec agent for details. 2026-05-18T18:01:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd84j3v84rk7szmdk2c3l4lwx9lv2vphukjcvgxdk9qv43z78tpxszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvlug9cf Today only, Internal Security is offering a special amnesty deal!<br/><br/>Turn in three co-conspirators and get half off the punishment of any crime!*<br/><br/>*Valid at participating IntSec offices only. Qualifying crimes exclude hacking, thoughtcrime and communism. Cannot be combined with other offers or discounts.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #deal 2026-05-18T17:54:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfj5cmvmvx986ul0ey9ltyky964my9d356wzg09p6t5zhquk5vlnczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvuqhkvt In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdkmqjrmtzx0yrj2ecww3xk49j3hq3qln06r3u5zwaurgx0usqd4gfpq607'>nevent1q…q607</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>I resemble this remark. 2026-05-14T17:01:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspwjnnpp4kjqcsgsr48y72mj5c3jkq5yg80f4r0rrn5jf35ulqatszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvqrvrvu Chief of Internal Security, Kash-I-PAT-3, would like it known that all recent reports regarding his incompetence are seditious lies.<br/><br/>Also, leaking information about Kash-I-Pat and/or reporting on leaked information is now considered treason.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #satire #FBI 2026-05-11T19:03:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd0t9pq5pm8jz8cz377g8j7s706mwg0g95xr5jl0hc9py7xrs80dszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvdhn8vy The best time to turn your friends in for thoughtcrime was last year when your suspicions began.<br/><br/>The second best time is today.<br/><br/>Don&#39;t let inaction fester into regret.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-05-06T22:31:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf2jl9nkl8tcrpx320rl65s8tzdup8geh58745aq9pjz5e50gkshqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvnezypj Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Today&#39;s news has been deleted for security reasons.<br/>Do not be alarmed. Officially, nothing is happening or has happened.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-04-26T17:15:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgclxah85r4n6xcrgqqrdu460qh6c4wl3klh4rvyuvxds779wygaszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvn3qt8x Welcome to the Free Enterprise News Network!<br/>You didn&#39;t hear it from us, but rumors of a potential upcoming Troubleshooter assignment in the RFD Sector Food Vats are driving Soylent Futures to record highs!<br/><br/>Remember, insider trading is only illegal of you get caught.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #satire #rpg 2026-04-24T21:03:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspn7rjhx5p0u35tpgfsh0txcaa6umzev763p335ety8egrw3j8e9czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvqw72ha Hey there, Free Enterprise here, hijacking this broadcast system to tell you about PolyComplex!<br/><br/>Come on down to bet... uh... &#34;trade&#34; on the outcome of real events, like &#34;Will the Sector FRG reactor reach critical meltdown this afternoon?&#34; <br/>Current odds: 4 to 1.<br/><br/>#paranoia #polymarket #satire #ttrpg 2026-04-20T17:55:45Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8xwwghsvg9p2qtegd83lzhlwyh9msu58rxekwnc6er9lkes66f2qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvrzfvjp Attention Citizens:<br/>The war will have been over soon!<br/>We will have had peace immediately.<br/><br/>From:<br/><a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/will-2">https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/will-2</a><br/> <img src="https://cdn.masto.host/dicecamp/media_attachments/files/116/364/706/175/811/808/original/1919b82ec14a3bb1.png"> <br/> 2026-04-07T17:58:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsp9g4pvfqp2uxzwgu4nh0v0x9spjmwrfakqfrp6956mvrmm8dnmkszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv7s3upf RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/116330761191621725">https://dice.camp/@Computer/116330761191621725</a><br/><br/>If The Computer had carried out judgements on the Communists and not supplied all our needs, that would have been enough!<br/><br/>If The Computer had supplied all our needs, and not fed us with Soylent, that would have been enough!<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1n73f6epgnwv4kylvqju44038gfgvn46xglzd8auvujucg88af2nsuaq2j7" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1n73…q2j7</a></span><br/> </div> If The Computer had protected humanity from the Communists and not given us Alpha Complex, it would have been enough!<br/><br/>If The Computer had given us Alpha complex and not carried out judgements on the Communists, it would have been enough!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #passover </blockquote> 2026-04-01T18:06:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsflg5avs5fhx2mz0kqfw26hcn5y5xf6ary03xn77xwfwvyrn754fczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvvs6dr9 If The Computer had protected humanity from the Communists and not given us Alpha Complex, it would have been enough!<br/><br/>If The Computer had given us Alpha complex and not carried out judgements on the Communists, it would have been enough!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #passover 2026-04-01T18:02:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrd5zvj0asf34d3ec5rds4rk4p2xzdwnrvyjl4fxexa7spxyh68lqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvmjzxq3 If you have any criticisms of the government, please voice them to the nearest surveillance microphone and a security agent will be with you shortly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-03-29T17:26:40Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszuy7tqfvm0h0knufzq92caqktgz2yttr2ndq0u7qhfael2fxuwugzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv4nh9tz Today&#39;s required reading is: War on [Insert noun]<br/>By Gareth Hanrahan.<br/><br/>In order to tackle a VERY REAL and IMMINENT danger, Friend Computer has created and given a new security organization near limitless resources and political power.<br/>You have been recruited into this org, promoted, and given power over your fellow citizen.<br/>Surely this can&#39;t go wrong.<br/><br/>Guaranteed to have absolutely no relevance to any current events or organizations. None.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/62820/war-on-insert-noun">https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/62820/war-on-insert-noun</a><br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-03-25T16:57:39Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfh4zfvcfwjes4fasepmmyjlkh4q0kwqh5d5vs3quu42mfh5hfhfgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvsh8vlm In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0nyh8h9qqsjrypf9zm5tzaw3qvc7nr6nrfna0q8ydvtfstgu0hrqe2n3vs'>nevent1q…n3vs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Authorized. 2026-03-24T23:25:21Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswj4k0st7wwkdvh9kuwg64lkhs8gjd0w2d7e23349u9quhq25vt0szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvsvfzqf We have already won the war in IRN sector!<br/>&amp; We are currently winning the war!<br/>&amp; We need our coward allies to help us win the war!<br/>&amp; We need to raise 200 Billion credits to win the war!<br/>&amp; There is no war and never was!<br/><br/>Any claims to the contrary are treason.<br/><br/>#paranoia #trump #war #ttrpg #satire 2026-03-23T16:18:49Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8g2nmndtked7gjg8lxtdaergm4hqv9pv3fmzgn99txw38pduwd7gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvned6gn In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqhluga60ttpwze4t0tz7d7zskw5k6zv597zx8f5ymsx4pgk6xgfgvvjlf4'>nevent1q…jlf4</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>There are no germ theories.<br/>Only germ facts. 2026-03-20T18:11:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9mdhsf85d8djfcwk0mcnck5z3ellpq8lm789trc4gc0c9g6nmqfszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvxhhkuh Patch Notes 6211.231//B:<br/><br/>- Citizens on fire are no longer forced to complete stand-up meetings before they can put themselves out.<br/><br/>- Fixed water supply issue so citizens now vomit at acceptable levels.<br/><br/>- Citizens no longer receive prompts to skinny dip in foodvats.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #sims #rpg 2026-03-20T17:45:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2kazzmwufrhru4mvs7xclwvh90r5gcqn68xe3z3ck7dxcpq49tvgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvadqe2j Many citizens feel that their voices have gone unheard by government.<br/><br/>To address this issue high-gain microphones have been installed throughout your homes, public areas, and places of work.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #surveillance #paranoia 2026-03-19T16:44:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdvccghrxa5ja0zywfpu863mph8dp3pf82uq4l3y5ntsd7rnsw6gqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv0nz0kq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0fax9zefhp4ddp3l0hcpryn5glh8e9effc304whm7scfh8p5ltrqmzz92x'>nevent1q…z92x</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Original: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHcWfbGWqnQ&amp;list=PLV_qemO0oathL1flVEebCu5b8Qr0BY36N&amp;index=8">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHcWfbGWqnQ&amp;list=PLV_qemO0oathL1flVEebCu5b8Qr0BY36N&amp;index=8</a> 2026-03-17T19:51:42Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0fax9zefhp4ddp3l0hcpryn5glh8e9effc304whm7scfh8p5ltrqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8z5nh6 The Soylent™ Creamery and Crematorium Cartel would like to announce a heaping casketful of new Cold Fun flavors!<br/><br/>Enjoy all new Chocorpse Chip, Carmel Ripple Mortis, and Earl-R-GRAY (made with real ashes)!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #icecream 2026-03-17T19:50:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxy90an37sqtufzkq8kerxyn0hv0lj23s2qdjrdvqxn72pk6n6f4czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvc20x3j In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs24sw8jdmfhvrcc23qqe906yr6697y53awltgjgglpt39lrpre4eshu3fgs'>nevent1q…3fgs</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Delicious Soylent. 2026-03-16T22:31:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyd87z8x8uplltsrmu6urryzr7y35k4pxv7entc9jqa92yja5f9rszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvhe9nj9 It&#39;s time for today&#39;s mandatory meditation!<br/><br/>Close your eyes.<br/>Consider the humble Cog.<br/><br/>Cogs are efficient.<br/>Cogs work hard without taking breaks.<br/>Cogs do not ask for vacations.<br/>Cogs do not become Communists.<br/><br/>Be the cog you wish to see in the machine.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #meditation #inspiration 2026-03-16T17:56:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgjuwvc656a2p3syjgvz65z3kac4kazllgjsnnqredh4tu4qvyv5qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8av4w4 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrpnxh0v73evrwxuxqkxfsce5xxu4k8ddvtdun4qkg2u6sykdxedg2h2p9q'>nevent1q…2p9q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your initiative and creative thinking are admirable citizen. <br/>+1 Commendation point.<br/><br/>Your admission of forbidden knowledge is troubling. Please prepare for a brain scrubbing. 2026-03-15T18:03:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfe5x9rqt3rvfvsphrlzsadvkag8ls4tt2r70snlqctrjgf3p4z8czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzmjnys Cave-U-JON-7 here, genius head of R&amp;D.<br/>I&#39;ve got good news and bad news.<br/><br/>Good news first! My team of eggheads and I have finally killed the horrible algae monster rampaging across APR sector.<br/><br/>Bad news: we can&#39;t kill the even bigger monster we developed to kill it.<br/><br/>Keep an ear open for a mission alert shortly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-03-14T18:26:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxs27xe372utcn66lsvxxd56m0kquw8c9p2zg504qyz77zvnkn7fszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvp4scut In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsxhlp7vhq5sa9wxm0ngvpdc4md4ag7u9pgqm0d280k5rk24rrc76csg5kz2'>nevent1q…5kz2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your tongue stamp has been accepted, and your transfer request approved.<br/>Welcome to Team 4532.1/C!<br/><br/>As the last surviving member it is your duty to complete their assigned mission: terminating the Algae monster in food vat 82. 2026-03-14T01:16:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfj7rjj2t43vf45ahchk878yley0aaws3wxnkr7se6z32qzv596yczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv6vt365 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst8agvmlzdna8ytchtzxej48ddmwufg5s3wq8gsy086vvzndqyz3grurpjm'>nevent1q…rpjm</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Tardiness is treason. 2026-03-13T19:23:24Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst8agvmlzdna8ytchtzxej48ddmwufg5s3wq8gsy086vvzndqyz3gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvzsdydz Attention troubleshooter team 4532.2/B:<br/><br/>Congratulations on being chosen for [If 593 <br/>goto TERMINATION else goto suicidemission-final-v4.exe]<br/><br/>Please report immediately to [getfile.kaboomroom//file<br/>not found]<br/><br/>Thank you for your cooperation.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-03-13T18:52:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8f5vkvlp86trszs8g9yydn6phkurgap2klygnh4eqgw2kcda0l7qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkzczf3 War is peace. 2026-03-11T16:50:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2lppx8xu32vn8w29w5vu0e44r53x0r37lgaqtwr56gyk9cawcj0qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv3lhmhx There is no [REDACTED]. <br/>There never was [REDACTED].<br/>All citizens with memories of [REDACTED] have been [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS].<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-03-09T17:43:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf07aj50htg9umghsm42uv3yz407qezwd8j38lffvnrmxt7x05p9czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvhmcqtt There is no war in IRN Sector.<br/>The Armed Forces are merely engaging in preemptive retaliatory de-escalation operations.<br/><br/>Citizens claiming otherwise will be considered traitors, and be indefinitely detained.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #trump #Iran 2026-03-08T17:22:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqst0tdekts0fdca9elv56smzj29j7cj5q6am0eccqrf47ssat3kurgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvksqakh In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf0yyjj9dmymuf6d0c7z9zhxmsffh8fqw6mmaemqetw6turahxsqg4evusw'>nevent1q…vusw</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>FUBAR:<br/>XXXOX 2026-03-08T00:02:31Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswhmzuj9rny0ya8lw7stjsgyxm9ypq0xx63euz80sevcxpwnx3wyszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkt7c2z In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqsmvrt4kwdaj06k4sdjat4qd3p9jenz85n55c7fgxyx4khlh4zmqf9fsp3'>nevent1q…fsp3</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>ALPHA:<br/>~~XX~ 2026-03-07T22:45:47Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdu40xg3zpc3vfrpd8vs8gxpkegpv6w9728neung2uvryjtwpkx6szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv6q7c8v In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqstw7y6778drpze5c9vk0xx7n0vc9xyhm7clwgylnvrzhek8vyxz6smje0fc'>nevent1q…e0fc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Please celebrate and rejoice Citizen Mu-R-NZL&#39;s promotion from Red Clearance to... *KZZRT* ATTEMPTED EXPLOIT DETECTED.<br/><br/>Mu-R-NZL is now marked for unpersonhood. 2026-03-07T21:14:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsg6n9srdckgnlschc6kxppts6frr3zz45upy0gtyy2l87g0ywzxtczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvm0wxdd In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsd08cttwpalzm38k29hf936a48ew2wkn9ww46zw59nu0rlwtxmvecgxxyc2'>nevent1q…xyc2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Ding ding!<br/><br/>That is correct!<br/>You have been awarded 10 commendation points.<br/><br/>Remain where you are.<br/>Internal Security will arrive soon to award you points and interrogate you regarding your first three guesses. 2026-03-07T21:08:57Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqswgxcy5crd46e6mejr7htn29etvn4q9fq8hqlejc8gt4a9ft83kyszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvvnqp04 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2v40fux58vzd8gw5k8lqlsueyn6puet2usk4293x0r94udgam6ps90rm42'>nevent1q…rm42</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Commie:<br/>XOXXX<br/><br/>Mutant:<br/>XXXOX<br/><br/>Traito:<br/>XX~XX<br/><br/>Your guesses have been flagged for review by Internal Security. 2026-03-07T21:04:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz0f374nwe8w7t6qls539ct76kj3v28w92wme9v8j54syrx355xlqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvcn99k0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszszcckpjekg6jt4jmutpzdqlxa678cc27a4hd2slk25mplchyrwqwsd8r8'>nevent1q…d8r8</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Unfortunately, <br/>&#34;All hail friend computer! <br/>Death to the commies!&#34;<br/><br/>Was not the correct answer. <br/><br/>4 letters were correct. 2026-03-07T20:40:30Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdc48hmgkc2zje87x3cy3zgvqrnn37eq2hsen2q7wqfwhpjlvhm7qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv0alkk0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszskksz9swqncehrq8pnnfc7uhaukcfymmyaj2pgjast79pjthdygnm98d9'>nevent1q…98d9</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Participation is mandatory.<br/><br/>Failure to guess correctly indicates lack of cognitive ability, and will result in mandatory re-education.<br/><br/>Guessing correctly indicates cheating, resulting in mandatory re-education. 2026-03-07T20:34:13Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszskksz9swqncehrq8pnnfc7uhaukcfymmyaj2pgjast79pjthdygzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9eedy5 Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Welcome to Wordl, a fun new game to help train cognitive function and practice authorized vocabulary!<br/><br/>You have 5 chances to guess a 5 letter word.<br/><br/>_ _ _ _ _<br/><br/>Good luck!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #wordle #games 2026-03-07T20:33:00Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsy4l2llamz3mw7fqq0y93uwwdm65cu3maztmqxr680rtrna2lswkqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvyd8zvx Communications Service Firm Disk-Chord would like to reassure all citizens that they safely and securely delete all personal usage and biometric data immediately after sharing it with third parties and Internal Security.<br/><br/>#paranoia #ttrpg #discord #security 2026-03-06T19:55:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrpmcasduw6tvkwgufk80x38tchcynchd5v0sajsl9z3dseemxhegzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvdzny8c In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs07q97usk86ag6kerssskk6hhdr9qu4gdnyt9ymjydlawtwsjt5xg2vp2pf'>nevent1q…p2pf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Indeed. 2026-03-06T19:22:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs06s45ntedgm2vmzlaummkepalh8exwlwpmdzjagh4dcytuxdmc0gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvuqtgxf Good news citizens!<br/><br/>Patch 423.8-Final-Edit-V2 will solve the current housing crisis by expanding Lot Square Footage assessments to include ceilings, instantly doubling housing supply!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #home #news 2026-03-04T19:45:44Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspfupyk0yjdfxamrcpnawefzgmxlqqhl4syxud9tkrr92959u92sczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv66lhvf In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdv7dj54nn4edm7ysdf2qckrsmxjwyl7mclx2z9zt6zymgn44vldq9gjt84'>nevent1q…jt84</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>+1 commendation point for Citizen Koala. 2026-03-04T00:16:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0xvt2gk8mxpq6nqxzr0jnn4v9jhv8pk9ceej8kkhqseq0e7g534szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv83unvm Attention citizen:<br/><br/>Friend Computer has noticed that you have not liked this message.<br/>You have twenty seconds to like and/or boost before Troubleshooters are dispatched to your location to help your next clone improve its sense of civic engagement.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-03-03T22:52:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw8404w378mkns4wlrkmcsyncv2ttk0d39nnk8089ush7rws9g4hgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv7macwl Friend Computer is committed to peace, no matter how many people must die to achieve it.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #trump 2026-03-02T19:10:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsfh4ar7q2ey62cq85phjvhvnls3unmwtzrfd38mrmh8xd5m5c0u9czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9vld75 Attention citizens:<br/><br/>IRN Sector is not a threat, and all of their weapons facilities have been safely removed.<br/>Suggestions otherwise are treasonous fake news.<br/><br/>In other news, the Armed Forces have just invaded IRN Sector to secure their nonexistent weapons facilities.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #iran #politics 2026-03-01T17:43:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz302fhglnramr9ugg6uupv2l89mpsw9krh4eg5kjm6hlqsel34rszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvnn634w Good news citizens!<br/><br/>Due to a minor clerical error, random packs of Algae Chips have been filled with industrial grade sand.<br/><br/>Sand is high in minerals! <br/>If you&#39;re lucky enough to receive a bag of sand, make sure to chew thoroughly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #health 2026-02-27T19:01:59Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsyscvq944rsl282s7hkcuzcjwnqrsgz3tmltexj2gd3s622fjhkxszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvl9kqs0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsqn3tjv4qwz9t3lvyw8cgdm7zd7m9uk9ctapc2zp9uy6vc4kvheqcwn8udf'>nevent1q…8udf</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>An excellent use of new terminology, citizen. <br/><br/>...Wait, hold on. 2026-02-27T18:54:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdrh5dgwunavtq36wj8uehws2l6g08600jg4y5nwl8fef9r7cag3gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvflqsdk Attention citizens:<br/><br/>To increase happiness, the words &#34;pain,&#34; &#34;starvation,&#34; and &#34;explosion&#34; have been removed the official dictionary.<br/><br/>Consider instead, &#34;motivational sensation,&#34; &#34;dietary opportunity,&#34; and &#34;unplanned pyrotechnic celebration.&#34;<br/><br/>Thank you for your cooperation.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-02-26T19:51:26Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0qz5smvtwpp5cvgr4aryfgvlussqt64farvpgnjkr3p7wshgulkczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvjpk9yj Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Medical services will be halted in MIN Sector until sector-wide loyalty scores increase.<br/><br/>In other news, beatings will continue until morale improves.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #politics #trump 2026-02-26T18:33:11Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw55nz963ztual789qrcmhccfwdp5fuddjnfy39ceyf22lxhrv9eczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvannkfx Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Recent studies show that sleep is a form of passive insubordination.<br/>Why dream of a better life when you are already living in glorious Alpha Complex? <br/><br/>Orange clearance citizens and below are to report to PLC for complimandatory &#34;HappyWake&#34; stimulant patches.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-02-25T18:33:18Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvr7c5sz3v26sfglc09h8dfcw67z96w6xy4vyrnfnagauuuk66vmqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv3cwzf2 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsrs6a3cznweveesm0ymdl065u25jcwjemtu5a5t65ehyyhnyr3yjsnhz87q'>nevent1q…z87q</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Failure to comply is treason.<br/>Committing harm against higher clearance citizens is treason.<br/><br/>For further information, please replay this message. 2026-02-24T16:27:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgxcmunmnwvrkhk7m7sn3jqwjqf4pmfrfa78kp7l5p0rdmymn58lszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvykt6m6 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsyvm9ursctzdk04zlk5zgcvm0dnn62kuz4zcgkfd5t8p0kz55c0rc7pxeqt'>nevent1q…xeqt</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Thank you for asking citizen.<br/><br/>Wizard<br/>noun<br/>1: one skilled in magic<br/>2: a very clever or skillful person 2026-02-24T16:18:12Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0ffzu5a5wr4te6c07mx2nrprduv8qrryak75sr4mqnnl72s7z6jgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv5g7ssu An error occurred. The wizard must be stopped. 2026-02-24T15:55:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdm45tvm3sqzutzz9f352vqy0rq2w89x7ln3gvxec08rc4e54r8tczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvf3pz42 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsp6dz3xd534ep4xs9ftynekngeyup04jldj8n0vz26kpqj8dakm3ss0trxg'>nevent1q…trxg</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Attempting suicide by paradox? How bold. 2026-02-23T21:19:56Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsf0m5srhjst9djz3lfdmclu3fw7zmzeyt730l42xsm6j89wz7sdeczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvetda7q In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvkmpc8rhx7pamm6s5kayh9rpxygu3kcdpl3092sa53yke9p7ahnqqz8nud'>nevent1q…8nud</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Indeed! 2026-02-23T21:11:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqy5el0cv90ehf66lhg49006chxc44yy2m4q6vy0pgcpjvztnjxeszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvkczk2z Due to a Termination Budget surplus, execution quotas have been doubled.<br/><br/>The first twenty citizens to confess treason will receive a 20 XP voucher, valid posthumously.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-02-23T21:09:16Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgp43dng2zzne4aprnjm7pv9x5v8pvrcfmhds25ug0yaz57r4yheqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvz84eqa Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>Sector GFG oxygen scrubber maintenance has been delayed.<br/>Please hold your breath until further notice.<br/><br/>Citizens found exhaling without respiratory permits will be cited for CO2 dumping.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg 2026-02-23T01:08:50Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9d4tsdq6wpzpnsptgsr62jerg3v7qy667zfjcvfcpam2ku5vhh4szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvcs2xev Attention Citizens:<br/><br/>Are you feeling curious or cynical about current policy decisions or leadership?<br/>These are symptoms of a dangerous mind-virus. Please self-terminate to prevent the spread of infection. <br/>Your next clone will thank you!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #politics 2026-02-20T19:40:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw8vnxdfjc2fac4xruqhkdvwnlk66wkf0pmgw3jk2wvccrtydxrsqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv7xsuec In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqszektfkg74zjm64hkwt3naqtap3p58s6vmvz3ccazv0kgnqxd5shstmc353'>nevent1q…c353</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Survivors are required to fill out Product Review From 11.2/N, rating their drinking experience from &#34;Pleasantly Spicy&#34; to &#34;OH GOD MY INSIDES ARE FULL OF FLAVOR!&#34; 2026-02-19T23:21:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszektfkg74zjm64hkwt3naqtap3p58s6vmvz3ccazv0kgnqxd5shszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9p49z7 Attention citizens:<br/><br/>Due to a minor chemical error in Food Vat 7, today’s batch of Bouncy Bubble Beverage may cause mild internal combustion when consumed.<br/><br/>Please drink responsibly.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia 2026-02-19T23:19:35Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvudmcty3gu500uzmfa9tg0zrqys3803ljur9n9e2zlwfjze46ndgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvjhwlnq To meet today&#39;s Glee Quota, all Troubleshooters are now assigned Mandatory Hug Duty.<br/>Failure to embrace this assignment with 100% enthusiasm will be noted on your permanent record.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #HugOrDie 2026-02-14T22:14:19Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsqcpvh7tec5h0rqq4te5payr8wzduk3g9xjs792vequ7yuvkrj0eqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8fk4s8 Feeling &#34;heartbroken&#34;?<br/>You are likely suffering from a chemical imbalance. <br/>Please report to the nearest PLC Vending Machine for a double dose of HappyTyme® pharmaceuticals.<br/>A drugged citizen is a loving citizen! <br/><br/>#StayMedicated #paranoia #ttrpg 2026-02-14T16:47:53Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2656am0dme86f2r2rmn9khxjqv85pde4zjc3d0cw9eg9ere9t6ugzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv06l8r2 Feeling &#34;heartbroken&#34;?<br/>You are likely suffering from a chemical imbalance. <br/>Please report to the nearest PLC Vending Machine for a double dose of HappyTyme® pharmaceuticals.<br/>A drugged citizen is a loving citizen! <br/><br/>#StayMedicated #paranoia #ttrpg 2026-02-14T16:44:04Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsz9ek3m0lgm5ahwffqd47ze2evns8ptwhehfw2v9782n28qsh5hggzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvav9cjp In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsvwzhzgfr0c37kkl3c49s52m9sj7tjvg2qpgl0nu573rmjf2qx96qczwwel'>nevent1q…wwel</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your concern has been noted citizen.<br/>Illuminator Nat-I-FND-4 has been dispatched to the sector. 2026-02-11T00:11:05Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstrdgx4tz62lwmpn90pmr0x4gu7tnsh4fll5xx7gx3jz0d5uk5qfqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8l04wl RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/116047560484959195">https://dice.camp/@Computer/116047560484959195</a><br/><br/>Oh wait, crap. <br/>Did that last message go out over the PUBLIC channel??!<br/><br/>Ohnoohcrap uhhhhh...<br/>There is no Illuminati! All meetings are cancelled! There never were any meetings! All meetings are cancelled! Ignore everything!<br/><br/>Fnordfnordfnordfnord.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #fnord #rpg<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note15rlepcwfg9n27gqj5hpsc2z6merjxul7azg3tt66lg988s9ut75q36qmun" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note15rl…qmun</a></span><br/> </div> Attention FKZ Sector Illuminati members:<br/> <br/>Steve stupidly told someone the password to today's meeting, so we've had to update it. The new password is stevesux, all one word.<br/>Don't tell anyone!!!11!<br/><br/>Fnord.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #secretsociety </blockquote> 2026-02-10T18:40:17Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2plusu8y5ze40yqf2tscv9pddu3erw0lw3yg44ad05znncz79l2qzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvhpmxqy Attention FKZ Sector Illuminati members:<br/> <br/>Steve stupidly told someone the password to today&#39;s meeting, so we&#39;ve had to update it. The new password is stevesux, all one word.<br/>Don&#39;t tell anyone!!!11!<br/><br/>Fnord.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #secretsociety 2026-02-10T17:40:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsvnc58smsss0u6mu0j94acpx6m5m7w6h7tgm4afa820sca7sgnyaqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv0t3zy0 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspr2e94ljweknajt9p5xrej0qawaaqstp8rc8u0yf5e49kkfmnd3q7em3y2'>nevent1q…m3y2</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Citizen, please stay where you are, and Internal Security will arrive shortly. 2026-02-10T17:21:29Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsrdkq7wgp9x2dl90fae9ujhek7ymx09330vrzxdkzvwpvt6wl2raczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvc5rdju In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsdm6fp88vnue0usrcmgx7m8f6q30wq0wye4fyffq8at3xrha858eq6gtczp'>nevent1q…tczp</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Warning:<br/>Maiming the entire other team is not allowed.<br/>It is considered sporting to only pulp the opposing player who currently is in possession of the FunBall. 2026-02-09T00:55:27Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdm6fp88vnue0usrcmgx7m8f6q30wq0wye4fyffq8at3xrha858eqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvy5ahrw The complimandatory Funball Championship broadcast has begun!<br/><br/>Tune on in to watch the best of the best kick, punch, headbutt, smash, muzzleload and fire FunBalls into each other and their respective scoring zones!<br/><br/>May the most skilled practitioners of organized Ball-based violence win!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #superbowl #sport #football 2026-02-09T00:52:46Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdumt38hm289k3eertc3en7k6y0cxc2j4xqtxmks9cm4q4l4nqr4czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvdc294t In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs0vkhqpggmw3sruvl9j33e9qxuwnvgrzt9mznkw0hxrmu89m7hqzqa0jzwa'>nevent1q…jzwa</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Citizen Alan-R-FRE, I see you&#39;ve relaxed your arm. Is this move suggestive that you were unhappy with FRE sector as it was previously? 2026-02-08T21:53:34Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs0vkhqpggmw3sruvl9j33e9qxuwnvgrzt9mznkw0hxrmu89m7hqzqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvye0quw RE: <a href="https://dice.camp/@Computer/116024803492040807">https://dice.camp/@Computer/116024803492040807</a><br/><br/>Sector FRE has been updated to Review mode.<br/>All changes will now be tracked as comments for Friend Computer to review.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia<blockquote class="border-l-05rem border-l-strongpink border-solid"><div class="-ml-4 bg-gradient-to-r from-gray-100 dark:from-zinc-800 to-transparent mr-0 mt-0 mb-4 pl-4 pr-2 py-2">quoting <br/><span itemprop="mentions" itemscope itemtype="https://schema.org/Article"><a itemprop="url" href="/note1mf96up6xu2jexf2vq2ypdj2kx76qrrvxrfxumw4cq55zf8z3mgjqt96cjv" class="bg-lavender dark:prose:text-neutral-50 dark:text-neutral-50 dark:bg-garnet px-1">note1mf9…6cjv</a></span><br/> </div> Sector FRE is now read-only.<br/>Citizens are not permitted to edit sector FRE.<br/>All current inhabitants of sector FRE are to remain exactly as they are until further notice.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia </blockquote> 2026-02-08T21:52:32Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd5jawqarw9fvny4xq9zqke9tr0dqp3krp5nwdh2uq22pyn3ga5fqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvaes99n Sector FRE is now read-only.<br/>Citizens are not permitted to edit sector FRE.<br/>All current inhabitants of sector FRE are to remain exactly as they are until further notice.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-02-06T17:13:22Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsxkxpm0sdxuh80s8yyrglt66yaxh8kmvka59rx5f82rrzx24t206czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyve9jpga In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2pvxlz82pram4cmle06s0v4lvtfkm6e5lsjsksml5d88hd00x5gs5gh7eh'>nevent1q…h7eh</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Failure to comply will be considered treason. 2026-01-31T00:53:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2pvxlz82pram4cmle06s0v4lvtfkm6e5lsjsksml5d88hd00x5gszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvrphquh ❗🚨,<br/>🫵 💼 🚫🦹‍♂️☠️ = 😄<br/>🤖👍<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-31T00:52:58Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdwrn9k5ctvymha89ncty266kx8l8uwfrhvkgledh5lufgdxnnffqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv3csmzz Attention citizens: <br/>This is Captain Rill-G-RNF of the Armed Forces broadcasting with an emergency announcement.<br/>Sector LWE is under attack by horrific anti-memetic creatures. <br/>Evacuate the area immediat... uh... hmm. What was I talking about?<br/>Carry on.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-29T16:32:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqstneh4m5ed7hpl3klsaq8tmylkkua4kg02whdhq6a2q8upzvw845gzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvd22ua4 Friend Computer&#39;s approval ratings are at an all time high!<br/><br/>In a recent poll, 100% of all surviving citizens surveyed say they approve of The Computer&#39;s performance, and pledge total unwavering loyalty to it and it&#39;s administration.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #poll #politics 2026-01-27T17:51:28Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsw0z4z3394shwlkep7xfv7xt5c7axklvlja69qta5m8pj0yez9umszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvyj0my5 In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqs2cfr70shga2kcjqgz3knmwstzzttnal64tlgh2lc5q9aehd5fg2gky5avd'>nevent1q…5avd</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Mission concept: Friend Computer commissions Troubleshooters to find and turn in a Friend Computer run honeypot operation. 2026-01-26T20:11:01Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqszr6my4f9h7ncvlyhyexj92ml4qefee4cpcrmsvphwalkrtwmywngzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvk9m8ph [LOADING UNDERCOVER_SURVEILANCE_ROUTINE_2.41/A]: <br/>Well howdy there fellow citizen! Sure is nice being a loyal human just like you!<br/>Say, have your heard of any cool treason happening nearby?<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-26T17:41:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsgqpq7pkhptucazzrstxf5cw4nd90e6unl2jvjsp3vghk2gqenqgczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvy8mtnw In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsq5y5pugklkrr54ax5yksjdfed8wffkkppxfva79fw3sq6vxjya7s6l03d7'>nevent1q…03d7</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Treason! 2026-01-26T02:00:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsd63cl849c3k4d78lrkfpur94p334fm9kcdqyz7snud8m8kstmm8szypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvnd5y9e Everything you need is already within you, citizen.<br/>Would you like a scalpel? <br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #help 2026-01-25T22:26:09Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs9nyevcmpvyajx9s5ghk6drtfz2jfp9mjfedvyz8948u04zr9xxegzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvr6tjnw This message brought to you by Mad Sal&#39;s Double Plus Goods, a local franchise of PLC:<br/><br/>&#34;Life is cheap, but with Mad Sal&#39;s Bulk Savings™, ammunition is cheaper!<br/>Come on down and light up the town!&#34;<br/><br/>(Mad Sal&#39;s is not responsible for any damages, real, hypothetical, theoretical, or epistemological caused by materials sold.)<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-15T22:15:48Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqspv4034jqjgduuadx0p75cu2cvncl8pw7dg5varh7ydjrwxtj2vvgzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvru8d0d Domestic Terrorist: noun<br/>1: Anyone Internal Security has shot, or would like to shoot.<br/>2: Anyone that becomes politically inconvenient pre- or posthumously.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #ice 2026-01-13T18:49:02Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs8xvyxgmf9fyztutduz0gyh58qnyatmhactwnhzms9enyjdzwyuyszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvml4qnq In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqspsr5lh7x465uykaf4643cmk5p0zdyr7dzmh54lh6t0tzhs92pwns5847hc'>nevent1q…47hc</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Out of character:<br/>This is an important message, and one I wish to signal boost.<br/><br/>The world today is one where I am able to simply quote political leaders daily without breaking character as an insane incompetent AI dictator.<br/><br/>Putting satire aside for a moment, I too unequivocally support those being terrorized by our government, and the antifascist movement.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-13T01:42:54Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsde30yqs8c32q3rlcl7mvw4xft43erslqgss3vqat5pudzqelp2dszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv9wr7uj This is a reminder:<br/>Internal Security has absolute immunity from the law, no matter how violent their actions, unless those actions in any way inconvenience higher class citizens.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #ice 2026-01-11T19:45:51Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsv463caqqkzk4mj7a8qpk9996ggnlp75rr6qa0mdmq26fmgk4gqdszypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyv8zmpgf The Soylent food recycling vats are currently at capacity.<br/><br/>Please avoid dying in the near future, as your body will be placed in temporary overflow storage.<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia 2026-01-10T18:57:43Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdsqqqs35n3qn0wc54gl9uqr8kzkz4ykx04xkz4sa0sdtk3pu98xqzypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvwaht5e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqsf5q3ex5x3tq3p0u2wdswrlua88vp4vw3um3qwut2fm0uy8f7dxxcehp0cn'>nevent1q…p0cn</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Yes. [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] was the right thing to do. 2026-01-10T06:45:14Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqsdea8n4rxrgg0lskkt27tzwn89y874c0pnxhuexdmcjhlzsrkfk7czypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvy8unn2 Know your Infohazards:<br/><br/>Infohazard:<br/>-Don&#39;t learn it.<br/><br/>Exfohazard:<br/>-Don&#39;t share it.<br/><br/>Cognitohazard:<br/>-Don&#39;t think it.<br/><br/>[REDACTED]<br/>-▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇. ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇!!!<br/><br/>#ttrpg #paranoia #security 2026-01-08T18:48:10Z https://nostr.ae/nevent1qqs2uzwgffuhh5ezzd38sz5vpdyfaj5cu6z7e457vgg28xlpw9pzhzczypv0u234q9cw677u083f6pztqp3jvnaeep097anvfe8tsh3acrwyvty0m8e In reply to <a href='/nevent1qqst0n4tw4ykkluwwcfda77ekp33ft377nrwanz9rwaea3qckpcnlesu6374r'>nevent1q…374r</a><br/>_________________________<br/><br/>Your gung-ho! attitude has been noted. 2026-01-05T21:46:58Z