Nostr notes by zero-escape

I just want a normal America again. highly subjective. I get it. ...

2026-07-04T07:14:51+02:00

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I just want a normal America again. highly subjective. I get it.

when was the last time we had actual representative government?

i voted for trump 3 times. the first time was voting against ...

2026-07-04T07:11:38+02:00

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i voted for trump 3 times.

the first time was voting against Hillary
the second time was voting against Biden
the third time was voting against Kamala

they use pigs for truffle hunting cause they better at it.

2026-07-04T06:58:30+02:00

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they use pigs for truffle hunting cause they better at it.

I’d like 1 metric unit of fuel at currency conversion of 1779.

2026-03-09T09:41:20+01:00

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I’d like 1 metric unit of fuel at currency conversion of 1779.

Horse women will destroy even the strongest men.

2026-03-09T09:38:33+01:00

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Horse women will destroy even the strongest men.

all I want is a twin-tail boom design with central fuselage and ...

2026-03-05T09:58:49+01:00

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all I want is a twin-tail boom design with central fuselage and wing pontoons.

blame mdns, bonjour, avahi, windows LLMNR (link local multicast ...

2026-03-05T09:48:43+01:00

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blame mdns, bonjour, avahi, windows LLMNR (link local multicast name resolution)

block UDP port 5353 and 5355 and the demons will go away.

and you will also break things unless you statically assign everything.

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2026-03-05T09:33:38+01:00

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he has books in his room. he could just not go to school. seems ...

2026-03-05T09:26:41+01:00

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he has books in his room. he could just not go to school. seems more efficient.

I learned my skill before YouTube let alone AI. anyone can become ...

2026-03-05T09:25:17+01:00

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I learned my skill before YouTube let alone AI.

anyone can become an expert in anything these days. for free. on the internet.

the only thing missing is the hands on experience and the knowledge you get through repetition.

but you can absolutely get the head knowledge of any trade for free

it’s cool we both forgot but glad you remember. yeah, as soon ...

2026-03-05T09:21:14+01:00

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it’s cool we both forgot but glad you remember.

yeah, as soon as he’s a teenager and ready to handle some truths about what lead to him being separated from me I expect him to be choosing me more.

until then I’ll keep flying him in a week at a time and having the time of our lives.

I told him I would do the same, and he shouldn’t take public ...

2026-03-05T09:14:49+01:00

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I told him I would do the same, and he shouldn’t take public school too seriously, but in the future it is harder to be a rebel if you are dependent on a paycheck.

I think he understood.

I could easily facilitate him being homeschooled but my ex-wife ...

2026-03-05T09:09:51+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…ldd0
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I could easily facilitate him being homeschooled but my ex-wife decided she wanted to relive her 20s and lives with her mother and took my son 800 miles away.

he’s flying up in April though so we gonna have a ton of fun.

I can’t blame him. I’m proud he’s tired of bullshit as young as he is.

I dropped out of high school because a pizza place wanted me full time. no regrets. my current job is based on my ability to fix things and invoice the repair. no one has ever asked me to prove I finished high school.

School contacted me about my 9 year old son again. He’s done ...

2026-03-05T08:41:52+01:00

School contacted me about my 9 year old son again. He’s done this multiple times. When class is boring to him he stands up and walks out. Heads to the library and finds a book and hides in the corner 😂

I still can’t figure out how to play populous on Super Nintendo

2026-03-04T10:14:39+01:00

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I still can’t figure out how to play populous on Super Nintendo

you know its going down when your local gun store out of 400 watt ...

2026-03-04T10:12:06+01:00

you know its going down when your local gun store out of 400 watt plasma rifles.

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a ...

2026-03-04T09:24:13+01:00

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member.

I don't know how I get away with it.

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2026-03-04T09:22:27+01:00

how about you take care of your thinkpad instead of pouring a ...

2026-03-04T09:16:21+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…daww
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how about you take care of your thinkpad instead of pouring a gallon of chocolate milk on the keyboard and having your dog slap his nuts against the screen cracking it.

I work 9 hours straight. you work 9 hours gay.

2026-03-04T09:14:27+01:00

I work 9 hours straight.

you work 9 hours gay.

fucking draft dodger. that’s what we used to call it.

2026-03-04T09:12:10+01:00

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fucking draft dodger.

that’s what we used to call it.

next do Ukraine woman partying in nightclubs while Ukraine men ...

2026-03-04T09:11:15+01:00

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next do Ukraine woman partying in nightclubs while Ukraine men die like dogs in trenches.

these people will have a psychotic break if the internet goes ...

2026-03-04T09:07:25+01:00

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these people will have a psychotic break if the internet goes down for a week.

I don’t give a shit if the contract is 250 years old. that’s ...

2026-03-04T09:04:45+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…yd6m
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I don’t give a shit if the contract is 250 years old.

that’s the deal. I’m going to live my life accordingly.

if I’m murdered so be it. im not omnipotent anyways.

luckily my car runs on gasoline and not barrels of oil 😂

2026-03-04T08:52:08+01:00

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luckily my car runs on gasoline and not barrels of oil 😂

India has deployed their aircraft carrier due to rising tensions. ...

2026-03-03T06:23:42+01:00

India has deployed their aircraft carrier due to rising tensions.

I’m training to be a locksmith. I hear it will open a lot of ...

2026-03-02T08:20:28+01:00

I’m training to be a locksmith.

I hear it will open a lot of doors for my career.

we will see Iran sleeper terror attacks on US soil this week.

2026-03-01T10:14:21+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…fjne
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we will see Iran sleeper terror attacks on US soil this week.

Slipknot was my first real concert. San Jose 1996. Also I hate ...

2026-03-01T10:08:51+01:00

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Slipknot was my first real concert. San Jose 1996.

Also I hate niggers

As long as I can keep this bucket of bolts server running and it ...

2026-03-01T07:50:00+01:00

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As long as I can keep this bucket of bolts server running and it federates with my favorite half dozen servers. im having more fun with a few dozen friends than I’d have with Twitter.

waste management where I’m at only bills on even months. if you ...

2026-02-28T06:40:07+01:00

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waste management where I’m at only bills on even months. if you set up autopay they bill the 2 month period monthly. it’s retarded.

when I checked my grandmas account she had a credit of $2200 on her waste management account.

it’s just jury duty letters

2026-02-28T06:28:04+01:00

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it’s just jury duty letters

I’m always 3 weeks ahead on bills because I want to burn my ...

2026-02-28T06:27:32+01:00

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I’m always 3 weeks ahead on bills because I want to burn my check as fast as possible on payday. I want to pay my phone bill today but it won’t let me pay until the 10th.

it’s funny because it’s true.

2026-02-28T06:21:07+01:00

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it’s funny because it’s true.

clovers?

2026-02-28T06:05:13+01:00

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clovers?

Rightovers?

2026-02-28T06:02:59+01:00

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Rightovers?

Iran about to be wiped off the map. ...

2026-02-28T05:58:29+01:00

Iran about to be wiped off the map.

Let them block the streets while my 5 ton coupe de ville has the ...

2026-02-27T07:02:03+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…f7hp
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Let them block the streets while my 5 ton coupe de ville has the green light

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2026-02-27T06:44:16+01:00

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Assuming a person is debt free. The next step is to buy things ...

2026-02-25T09:18:59+01:00

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Assuming a person is debt free. The next step is to buy things that can’t be printed.

I successfully pulled off a 10% raise at the end of 2025 citing ...

2026-02-25T08:45:04+01:00

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I successfully pulled off a 10% raise at the end of 2025 citing the dollar losing 10% value in 2025.

But if I got a stimmy I’d do something stupid like buy gold with it

We are entering the ...

2026-02-25T08:38:16+01:00

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We are entering the

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2026-02-25T08:36:56+01:00

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where is my doge dividend and my tariff refund check. also I was ...

2026-02-25T08:34:00+01:00

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where is my doge dividend and my tariff refund check. also I was promised a $2000 stimmy.

trust the plan nigga

2026-02-25T08:32:27+01:00

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trust the plan nigga

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2026-02-25T08:31:51+01:00

fuck it I’m taking the stairs.

2026-02-25T08:25:02+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…elfr
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fuck it I’m taking the stairs.

Turn off the bullshit. Live cozy. ...

2026-02-25T08:24:08+01:00

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Turn off the bullshit. Live cozy.

clowning on Canada for the hockey win was good too. if anything ...

2026-02-25T08:20:48+01:00

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clowning on Canada for the hockey win was good too.

if anything I’m entertained.

that song could make a cowboy shed a tear.

2026-02-25T08:15:47+01:00

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that song could make a cowboy shed a tear.

was it fabulous?

2026-02-25T08:10:36+01:00

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was it fabulous?

best game ever made? oh we talking about Chronotrigger for sure.

2026-02-24T09:26:51+01:00

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best game ever made? oh we talking about Chronotrigger for sure.

I just wanted to magnet some coupons on my fridge that I’ll ...

2026-02-24T09:19:01+01:00

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I just wanted to magnet some coupons on my fridge that I’ll never use but you out here applying high voltage in a reckless fashion to magnets that look like a Casio watch battery

okay now what? is it safe to go near my refrigerator?

2026-02-24T09:03:55+01:00

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okay now what? is it safe to go near my refrigerator?

magnet deez nuts

2026-02-24T09:01:41+01:00

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magnet deez nuts

do you even know how magnets work? are you one of those gravity ...

2026-02-24T09:00:53+01:00

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do you even know how magnets work?

are you one of those gravity deniers yet some how you stuck to the planet?

It looks like a CR2032 with shit bolted on

2026-02-24T08:56:20+01:00

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It looks like a CR2032 with shit bolted on

Is this alchemy? ...

2026-02-24T07:39:34+01:00

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Is this alchemy?

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2026-02-24T06:24:01+01:00

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When I hear trumpets sounding I’m hiding under my bed.

2026-02-24T06:18:55+01:00

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When I hear trumpets sounding I’m hiding under my bed.

I always pick Dunmer. I take everything that’s not nailed down. ...

2026-02-23T09:15:59+01:00

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I always pick Dunmer. I take everything that’s not nailed down. I get the glass armor and start holocausting every npc.

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2026-02-23T09:14:11+01:00

I like red switches too

2026-02-23T09:11:31+01:00

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I like red switches too

ain’t no one remapping their brain to Dvorak. Im too old to ...

2026-02-23T09:09:59+01:00

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ain’t no one remapping their brain to Dvorak.

Im too old to relearn qwerty

blue is fucking loud and clunky. yeah we want the IBM keyboard ...

2026-02-23T09:08:50+01:00

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blue is fucking loud and clunky. yeah we want the IBM keyboard legacy.

my work keyboards. one is brown and one is banana switches.

me telling WiFi to deauth your connection by spamming bullshit

2026-02-23T09:07:12+01:00

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me telling WiFi to deauth your connection by spamming bullshit

qwerty keyboard with blue or brown mechanical switches and two ...

2026-02-23T09:03:59+01:00

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qwerty keyboard with blue or brown mechanical switches and two 27” monitors beats this.

I’ve heard it’s 10/10 but never tried

2026-02-23T08:31:24+01:00

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I’ve heard it’s 10/10 but never tried

no I played monkey island and civilization 2

2026-02-23T07:56:06+01:00

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no I played monkey island and civilization 2

Mark Moss on YouTube makes good use of his. he’s mostly ...

2026-02-23T07:40:17+01:00

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Mark Moss on YouTube makes good use of his.

he’s mostly financial doomer channel so if that’s not your thing.

but he does fancy stuff with it.

not a hater but… ...

2026-02-23T07:37:36+01:00

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not a hater but…

i can do fine with all my computers and servers being offline and ...

2026-02-23T07:34:48+01:00

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i can do fine with all my computers and servers being offline and having a dummy device online to do things like banking and paying bills. Another device for keeping up with news.

I can survive. My file server is basically its own internet worth of content. I can scrape my favorite YouTube channels at work and transport them home to my file server.

I can disappear without losing anything.

that’s one of my choices for freedom states. but im definitely ...

2026-02-23T07:17:26+01:00

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that’s one of my choices for freedom states. but im definitely gonna need good AC

I agree. but with the exception I’m not faggot retard because ...

2026-02-23T07:14:55+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…flww
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I agree. but with the exception I’m not faggot retard because I’m fulfilling my grandmas wishes of not being in a home. then I’m out of here

you can’t kill open source. this the internet nigga. and I’ll ...

2026-02-23T07:13:32+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…edta
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you can’t kill open source.

this the internet nigga.

and I’ll just use FreeBSD since the trannies trying to ruin Linux

6 7 are you 8 years old? mind fried by Roblox and Fortnit?

2026-02-23T07:11:15+01:00

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6 7 are you 8 years old? mind fried by Roblox and Fortnit?

meet me at the casino in Puyallup WA. cause I want to place a bet ...

2026-02-23T07:09:55+01:00

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meet me at the casino in Puyallup WA.

cause I want to place a bet that our friendship is true.

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in the ...

2026-02-23T07:08:21+01:00

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink.

Now I’m in the hospital, waiting to be seen.

you ain’t leaving. you hooked on my memes. 😏

2026-02-23T07:06:10+01:00

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you ain’t leaving. you hooked on my memes. 😏

why do you want dhcp to hand out dns to the router when everyone ...

2026-02-20T09:28:30+01:00

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why do you want dhcp to hand out dns to the router when everyone says use google 8.8.8.8

well… google doesn’t know and can’t enumerate your local devices.

macOS uses bonjour. which is mdns. and Linux uses avahi. okay that uses 224.0.0.251 udp port 5353. Microsoft uses LLMNR which shares the same multicast address but uses UDP port 5355.

It’s around this moment that I look the interviewer in the eye

I want to know if they qualified to qualify me.

how I apply for jobs in 2026: I can answer your questions in ...

2026-02-20T09:16:48+01:00

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how I apply for jobs in 2026:

I can answer your questions in person without using AI.

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2026-02-20T09:13:09+01:00

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2026-02-20T07:21:54+01:00

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The club house ...

2026-02-20T07:18:19+01:00

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The club house

the moment I turned 18 and could sign off on my absences. that ...

2026-02-20T07:12:25+01:00

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the moment I turned 18 and could sign off on my absences.

that turned into… what are they gonna do? put me in jail?

fun fact. no employer verifies you graduated high school and it’s not a crime to lie about it.

low population growth + massive amount of white boys wanting to ...

2026-02-20T07:08:32+01:00

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low population growth + massive amount of white boys wanting to bang Japanese girls.

if only that’s been tried before 🤔

2026-02-20T07:06:35+01:00

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if only that’s been tried before 🤔

1) buy 1998 Honda civic 2) deliver pizza

2026-02-20T07:05:31+01:00

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1) buy 1998 Honda civic
2) deliver pizza

me: I dropped out of high school because there was nothing left ...

2026-02-20T07:04:31+01:00

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me: I dropped out of high school because there was nothing left to learn.

The last time I called out sick was a court date 5 years ago.

I will fix all your problems.

That’s worked for me my whole life but I’ve had current job for 8 years so who fucking knows what I’m in for if my job no longer exists.

I once slept under a booth at dennys. back in 1998. me and my ...

2026-02-18T09:28:14+01:00

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I once slept under a booth at dennys. back in 1998. me and my friend got stoned off our ass in the parking lot before going in. I ordered the garlic bread triangles they used to make. I think it was focaccia bread with tons of garlic and olive oil and some cheese. then I slouched. just resting my eyes. my friend is getting the grand slam or whatever. bacon eggs pancakes. I’m just getting a quick nap. I end up sliding down on the floor. still asleep. my friend gobbling down his 2am breakfast feast and only realized I was sleeping on the floor when he went out to the parking lot and realized we came in my car.

I have an idea. we buy an old van. we go to small towns across ...

2026-02-18T09:19:17+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…zn0r
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I have an idea. we buy an old van. we go to small towns across America and we solve mysteries.

like real sleuthing. first mystery is we discover how many mozzarella sticks I can eat before I go comatose.

it’s outlook express. you can reverse the blur knowing that the ...

2026-02-18T09:00:49+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…lxef
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it’s outlook express. you can reverse the blur knowing that the classic windows desktop is hex #008080

Also, the pixels.

I just want to hit F11 and full screen a terminal without menus, ...

2026-02-18T08:44:12+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…xhey
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I just want to hit F11 and full screen a terminal without menus, without scroll bars, nothing. I want it to look like dos. no distractions no gui.

that Konsole just got you the entire KDE desktop as a dependency. ...

2026-02-18T08:34:51+01:00

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that Konsole just got you the entire KDE desktop as a dependency.

manjaro i3 spin is best i3 + arch spin. plus all the keybindings are sane. I only have to remove the stupid packages for their lockscreen and edit the conky config so it’s not a permanent tutorial plastered over my wallpaper. I add a package to disappear the cursor if no movement after a couple seconds.

I worked with a guy who previously worked for Microsoft. his job ...

2026-02-18T08:25:41+01:00

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I worked with a guy who previously worked for Microsoft. his job was to test new builds of windows vista against WiFi cards.

he sat there all day plugging in dozens of pci WiFi cards. dozens of usb WiFi dongles.

he said it was the worst job he ever had.

Reference to Japan as Nippon, but in latin alphabet. They tend to ...

2026-02-18T08:12:55+01:00

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Reference to Japan as Nippon, but in latin alphabet. They tend to refer to themselves as Japan which is not their word or their alphabet.

what’s next? Deutshland calling themselves Germany?

Which one of you hacked me? ...

2026-02-18T08:06:26+01:00

Which one of you hacked me?

I will not tolerate any further advancement towards my no-no spot

2026-02-17T08:01:22+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…x3n5
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I will not tolerate any further advancement towards my no-no spot

everyone knows the S tier setup is 2 computers. 1 Macintosh + 1 ...

2026-02-17T08:00:25+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…5w0d
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everyone knows the S tier setup is 2 computers.

1 Macintosh + 1 Linux

I make a paycheck dealing with Windows but it has no place in my home.

my ass has not received any frontal assaults. the snipers keep ...

2026-02-17T07:57:22+01:00

In reply to nevent1q…h3wa
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my ass has not received any frontal assaults. the snipers keep the enemy from advancing