Nostr notes by highly praised and little read

Just got my corvid shot.. excited to see some feathers start ...

2024-09-05T21:19:26Z

Just got my corvid shot.. excited to see some feathers start growing soon

there’s that big beautiful booty!

2024-09-05T20:26:18Z

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there’s that big beautiful booty!

My entire timeline a year ago ...

2024-09-05T20:23:12Z

My entire timeline a year ago

at least it’s an entirely paul based ecosystem

2024-09-05T20:08:11Z

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at least it’s an entirely paul based ecosystem

omg i didnt realize you were the paulstretch paul

2024-09-05T19:47:44Z

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omg i didnt realize you were the paulstretch paul

this is a viable business concept imo

2024-09-05T18:56:52Z

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this is a viable business concept imo

it’s both. Those ghosts know how to party

2024-09-05T18:56:22Z

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it’s both. Those ghosts know how to party

breaking out the crocodile dundee accent ive been working on

2024-09-05T18:47:26Z

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breaking out the crocodile dundee accent ive been working on

i did cheyenne to omaha in one day once and felt like i was in a ...

2024-09-05T17:04:34Z

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i did cheyenne to omaha in one day once and felt like i was in a sensory deprivation tank

Why should trans people have all the business name fun ...

2024-09-05T16:47:46Z

Why should trans people have all the business name fun

it was only a whip, it was only a whip

2024-09-05T15:52:37Z

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it was only a whip, it was only a whip

yvw

2024-09-05T15:45:10Z

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yvw

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Have a Great Time ...

2024-09-05T15:30:05Z

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Have a Great Time

i kinda respect that they still dont have a big “as seen in ...

2024-09-05T13:59:22Z

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i kinda respect that they still dont have a big “as seen in memes” sign pointing at it. Let the people do some sleuthing

dead celt peat bog

2024-09-05T03:08:46Z

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dead celt peat bog

small town malt shoppe

2024-09-05T02:57:54Z

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small town malt shoppe

times square ball drop

2024-09-05T02:31:35Z

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times square ball drop

she’s the worst predator of all time

2024-09-05T00:51:19Z

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she’s the worst predator of all time

Can u keep it down please ...

2024-09-05T00:36:22Z

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Can u keep it down please

i wonder if the html is in all caps

2024-09-04T23:56:31Z

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i wonder if the html is in all caps

Great job with the website guys ...

2024-09-04T23:47:10Z

Great job with the website guys

i don’t discriminate

2024-09-04T23:27:42Z

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i don’t discriminate

my mastodon account is fun for all ages

2024-09-04T23:21:52Z

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my mastodon account is fun for all ages

This is like a henny youngman joke. Born in the wrong era

2024-09-04T23:14:38Z

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This is like a henny youngman joke. Born in the wrong era

Welcoming one of the iconic bugs into my humble home ...

2024-09-04T22:57:44Z

Welcoming one of the iconic bugs into my humble home

shaksper didnt know how to spell it either

2024-09-04T19:28:26Z

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shaksper didnt know how to spell it either

throwing out my owala bottle and hydrating with peruvian rat pot

2024-09-04T19:23:45Z

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throwing out my owala bottle and hydrating with peruvian rat pot

The W fell off the Whole Foods sign and they had to throw out ...

2024-09-04T17:59:27Z

The W fell off the Whole Foods sign and they had to throw out everything except the bagels and swiss cheese 😔

ideally any shocking news should be delivered with muffled tiny ...

2024-09-04T15:31:12Z

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ideally any shocking news should be delivered with muffled tiny dancer playing in the distance

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2024-09-04T15:21:24Z

Closing the window really fast after sending a slightly stressful dm

anyone can just put anything on there!

2024-09-04T14:37:22Z

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anyone can just put anything on there!

the wording seems to imply that peacocks may be native to other ...

2024-09-04T14:26:37Z

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the wording seems to imply that peacocks may be native to other parts of ohio

Once upon a time there were three beautiful princesses, and their ...

2024-09-04T12:58:13Z

Once upon a time there were three beautiful princesses, and their names were Lurpak, Plugra, and Kerrygold

yeah, there was a cluster of them along West Port just south of ...

2024-09-04T11:51:45Z

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yeah, there was a cluster of them along West Port just south of the castle - i really enjoyed browsing Armchair and Edinburgh Books. Have fun, it’s a beautiful city

yes (chase)

2024-09-03T23:55:32Z

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yes (chase)

Midnight in the garden of good and aw fuck ...

2024-09-03T23:15:34Z

Midnight in the garden of good and aw fuck

feel the rain on your skin

2024-09-03T20:48:31Z

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feel the rain on your skin

if it isn't my old friend mr mcgreg

2024-09-03T19:49:03Z

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if it isn't my old friend mr mcgreg

im sorry i forgot jojo was your bibendum from pattern recognition

2024-09-03T19:24:52Z

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im sorry i forgot jojo was your bibendum from pattern recognition

Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear ...

2024-09-03T19:21:19Z

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Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

i think i officially entered middle age today when i had to meet ...

2024-09-03T17:56:42Z

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i think i officially entered middle age today when i had to meet an AC repair guy at 7 am today and just naturally woke up at 6:15 without an alarm

navigating city bureaucracy using the "yes, and" method

2024-09-03T16:32:16Z

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navigating city bureaucracy using the "yes, and" method

Just ran across this website, the music is a great touch ...

2024-09-03T16:27:30Z

Just ran across this website, the music is a great touch https://secondcityzoning.org/

give 👏 crossing 👏 guards 👏 rocket 👏 launchers 👏

2024-09-03T13:15:44Z

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give 👏 crossing 👏 guards 👏 rocket 👏 launchers 👏

Pigeon eating giordano’s ...

2024-09-03T13:06:44Z

Pigeon eating giordano’s

charli said goodbye forever brat summer and thats all i need to ...

2024-09-03T11:33:57Z

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charli said goodbye forever brat summer and thats all i need to hear

if you want fancy quotes go to church

2024-09-03T01:00:40Z

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if you want fancy quotes go to church

Aw i just noticed the illinois satanic temple logo is wearing a ...

2024-09-03T00:58:59Z

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Aw i just noticed the illinois satanic temple logo is wearing a little lincoln hat

Nice to see religious organizations out there doing good work ...

2024-09-03T00:51:14Z

Nice to see religious organizations out there doing good work

idk i found this turtle ...

2024-09-02T22:36:47Z

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idk i found this turtle

Need help with this physics puzzle in the forest area ...

2024-09-02T22:14:38Z

Need help with this physics puzzle in the forest area

This picnic was met with a terrible fate ...

2024-09-02T19:57:13Z

This picnic was met with a terrible fate

yeah i didnt look at the actual feed at all because i was too ...

2024-09-02T03:02:56Z

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yeah i didnt look at the actual feed at all because i was too engrossed by the terrifying movie

You could call that the first “podcast”! 🤣😂 seriously ...

2024-09-02T03:00:40Z

You could call that the first “podcast”! 🤣😂 seriously though that was the most unsettling two hours of film ive ever seen, what the fuck #monsterdon

just sitting motionless in your room, ramrod straight back

2024-09-02T02:28:55Z

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just sitting motionless in your room, ramrod straight back

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2024-09-02T01:42:42Z

Olaf Stapledon mentioned 💫 #monsterdon

Apropos of nothing i just thought of this picture i took ...

2024-09-02T01:04:58Z

Apropos of nothing i just thought of this picture i took yesterday #monsterdon

i noticed the art gallery of ontario started saying “artist ...

2024-09-01T22:39:40Z

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i noticed the art gallery of ontario started saying “artist once known” instead of unknown or anonymous, which is pretty cool

oh i have seen that on a previous visit!! It’s super cool

2024-09-01T22:01:50Z

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oh i have seen that on a previous visit!! It’s super cool

i did not, but i’m a member so i could swing back sometime!

2024-09-01T21:57:28Z

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i did not, but i’m a member so i could swing back sometime!

One of the more specific CWs ive seen ...

2024-09-01T21:41:00Z

One of the more specific CWs ive seen

Archaeologists Uncover Earliest Known Evidence of Drake ...

2024-09-01T17:05:56Z

Archaeologists Uncover Earliest Known Evidence of Drake

The suggestive quality of georgia o’keeffe’s work is mostly ...

2024-09-01T16:23:46Z

The suggestive quality of georgia o’keeffe’s work is mostly overstated and reductive but i cant really argue with this one

lol

2024-09-01T16:19:17Z

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lol

Many say the Buddha was the first being to rawdog reality itself

2024-09-01T15:31:07Z

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Many say the Buddha was the first being to rawdog reality itself

I don’t really understand the appeal of doing it on a plane but ...

2024-09-01T15:29:19Z

I don’t really understand the appeal of doing it on a plane but rawdogging a whole subway ride can be pretty fun

have you considered using it to lure murderers into a false sense ...

2024-09-01T11:36:57Z

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have you considered using it to lure murderers into a false sense of security before tricking them into self conviction

wait, he also fixates on random details!

2024-09-01T04:19:02Z

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wait, he also fixates on random details!

I think one reason columbo is so appealing to my generation is ...

2024-09-01T03:41:49Z

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I think one reason columbo is so appealing to my generation is that he always successfully finishes the job despite having nuclear grade adhd

sadly, most murders go unsolved due to excessive cider visibility

2024-09-01T03:39:03Z

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sadly, most murders go unsolved due to excessive cider visibility

that damned cider!!

2024-09-01T03:09:04Z

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that damned cider!!

Patrick mcgoohan won an emmy for this

2024-09-01T02:43:29Z

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Patrick mcgoohan won an emmy for this

This is how i wake up every morning ...

2024-09-01T02:14:32Z

This is how i wake up every morning

Overheard: “i didnt know you had a twin brother!! Is he gay ...

2024-08-31T18:13:22Z

Overheard: “i didnt know you had a twin brother!! Is he gay too”

@npub1d3f…qgra i found him using the guide but honestly pretty ...

2024-08-31T17:13:06Z

an interesting bean :flow: (npub1d3f…qgra) i found him using the guide but honestly pretty disappointing. i'm going to continue enjoying the secret service agent getting his ankle chewed off in front of transsexual mount rushmore

Rules for this server ...

2024-08-31T16:32:37Z

Rules for this server

it’s disappointing, i feel like jon used to be able to tell a ...

2024-08-31T12:28:10Z

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it’s disappointing, i feel like jon used to be able to tell a story thru composition but this is just like truth social gamesmaster anthony’s birthday

its also funny that this was clearly completed before mid july ...

2024-08-31T12:16:10Z

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its also funny that this was clearly completed before mid july because kamala has less canvas space than merrick garland

this is like a wheres waldo if everyone was waldo

2024-08-31T12:10:07Z

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this is like a wheres waldo if everyone was waldo

one of my neighbors does little front stoop concerts on fridays ...

2024-08-31T00:44:00Z

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one of my neighbors does little front stoop concerts on fridays sometimes!

10/10 sunset no notes ...

2024-08-31T00:30:44Z

10/10 sunset no notes

oh no im sorry

2024-08-30T23:21:26Z

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oh no im sorry

he's so proud his daughter learned to shoot fireballs like ...

2024-08-30T23:04:43Z

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he's so proud his daughter learned to shoot fireballs like that

that's like putting a sign next to mario that says mario

2024-08-30T22:59:05Z

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that's like putting a sign next to mario that says mario

literally every decision about JoJo could’ve been been made ...

2024-08-30T22:50:41Z

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literally every decision about JoJo could’ve been been made better

to me jojo is a Child’s Play style slasher antagonist

2024-08-30T22:49:50Z

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to me jojo is a Child’s Play style slasher antagonist

I think my wife is the only person who has ever purchased those ...

2024-08-30T22:44:41Z

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I think my wife is the only person who has ever purchased those socks

The grocery store is suddenly going incredibly hard on their ...

2024-08-30T22:43:52Z

The grocery store is suddenly going incredibly hard on their unappealing mascot that nobody has heard of

gyatt/hyatt are permanently going to be pronounced as each other ...

2024-08-30T22:22:07Z

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gyatt/hyatt are permanently going to be pronounced as each other for me now

It's cool when you create a project on angie's list and ...

2024-08-30T20:28:18Z

It's cool when you create a project on angie's list and get a phone call literally 5 seconds after clicking submit, it's like playing a construction themed ARG

Sorry my account got hacked by a bird

2024-08-30T18:21:28Z

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Sorry my account got hacked by a bird

Ive been walking past this neighbor’s fence all summer just ...

2024-08-30T18:20:49Z

Ive been walking past this neighbor’s fence all summer just counting the days until i can finally snatch a cheeky street grape

i think it’s actually making a comeback under new ownership!

2024-08-30T15:49:54Z

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i think it’s actually making a comeback under new ownership!

Typing “behind the” into the podcast search bar and nervously ...

2024-08-30T14:33:30Z

Typing “behind the” into the podcast search bar and nervously looking around to see if the principal is watching before continuing

I had a nightmare last night that i worked for the onion and had ...

2024-08-30T13:30:53Z

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I had a nightmare last night that i worked for the onion and had to come up with a headline idea asap and this was what i landed on

Study: Scrolling for Less Than 8 Hours a Day Increases Risk of ...

2024-08-30T09:22:10Z

Study: Scrolling for Less Than 8 Hours a Day Increases Risk of Missing Cool, Funny Posts

Everyone loves querying WHOIS records but nobody ever queries ...

2024-08-29T19:24:23Z

Everyone loves querying WHOIS records but nobody ever queries HOWIS records...

it’s big ben lol

2024-08-29T00:37:02Z

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it’s big ben lol

Every architect bio needs a line like this ...

2024-08-29T00:10:31Z

Every architect bio needs a line like this

interestingly that third window predates the de stijl movement by ...

2024-08-28T23:20:27Z

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interestingly that third window predates the de stijl movement by about 5 years!